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00:00:20小妞,
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00:00:43大哥,
00:00:45你们要搞去别的地方搞,
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00:01:25I have no idea what the hell is going on.
00:01:28It's not that bad.
00:01:29Let's go back to the Indus video.
00:01:31Oh my God.
00:01:32You wait for me.
00:01:33That's right.
00:01:36I'm not sure what the hell is going on.
00:01:40Oh, you're finally here to meet people.
00:01:44Oh, you're so sick.
00:01:47Oh, my God.
00:01:48Oh, my God.
00:01:53You're so sick.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:01:57Oh, my God.
00:01:58You don't want to.
00:02:01You're so sick.
00:02:03Even though I am a little bit old,
00:02:06I wouldn't have to meet the mountains.
00:02:08Oh, my God.
00:02:10Oh, my God.
00:02:11Oh, my God.
00:02:18Oh, my God.
00:02:27Okay.
00:02:33Oh, my God.
00:02:36Oh, my God.
00:02:40Don't forget,
00:02:41please.
00:02:42I want you to find a woman who is called Sall天杨.
00:02:45She's the daughter of you.
00:02:47She's the daughter of you.
00:03:00I'm going to go so far.
00:03:03I'm not going to get away from other people.
00:03:12There is.
00:03:14You are not sure.
00:03:18I'm not sure you're in your name.
00:03:19But I'm not sure you're in your name.
00:03:21Don't worry me.
00:03:31You heard that?
00:03:33She just said that she was just saying.
00:03:34If she was to help her, she would marry me.
00:03:38She would marry me.
00:03:39She's a pain.
00:03:40How could there be someone who knows how to deal with it?
00:03:44I'm sorry.
00:03:45I'm sorry.
00:03:46I'm sorry.
00:03:47Did you tell肖天 there was a baby?
00:03:49I'm sorry.
00:03:57I'm sorry.
00:03:58I'm sorry.
00:04:01Little girl.
00:04:03Let me help you.
00:04:04Where are you?
00:04:06This is肖天的独立地方.
00:04:07Let's go.
00:04:15I'm sorry.
00:04:16I'm sorry.
00:04:18It's so great.
00:04:19I'm sorry.
00:04:19I'm sorry.
00:04:19No way to get them.
00:04:22What can you do?
00:04:23Let me get out of here.
00:04:24Otherwise I'll call you.
00:04:25Just do it.
00:04:30You're the only way to help me?
00:04:33Of course.
00:04:35But...
00:04:36I have a state.
00:04:39What's the state?
00:04:40You said.
00:04:40《我要度淘结,急需你子双修》
00:04:46而这位就是老爷子说的破解关键
00:04:53事成之后,做復旧
00:04:58说什么?
00:05:00若雪,别听这个疯子胡说
00:05:04我带了国位最先进的生命复苏仪
00:05:06一定能救好伯父的
00:05:18Dad.
00:05:20It's not possible.
00:05:21It's not possible.
00:05:22It's not enough.
00:05:24I'll try it again.
00:05:36Please.
00:05:37I'm gonna be mad at you.
00:05:40R.
00:05:41You believe me?
00:05:42Let me try this.
00:05:44I'll be fine.
00:05:45You're right.
00:05:48You're right.
00:05:49You're right.
00:05:53You're wrong.
00:05:55You're wrong.
00:05:57I'm not sure you're wrong.
00:06:00But the people are wrong.
00:06:02You're wrong.
00:06:03He wants to kill me.
00:06:07He wants to kill me.
00:06:08You're right.
00:06:08I said.
00:06:12I'm here.
00:06:17What are you doing?
00:06:18Why are you doing this?
00:06:19You're right.
00:06:20I'm dead.
00:06:20You're right.
00:06:22Why you坊 sauce.
00:06:23What are you doing?
00:06:24You're right.
00:06:25You're right.
00:06:26You're right.
00:06:28I'll tell you.
00:06:29I'm not sure.
00:06:36So, I'll hold it.
00:06:57I'll do it.
00:07:01It's so funny.
00:07:02What?
00:07:04It's my name, my friend.
00:07:06After 10 minutes, you can get to the death of my father.
00:07:08I'll give him the doctor for the healing of the blood.
00:07:12I'll be careful.
00:07:14Don't be afraid.
00:07:15Don't be afraid.
00:07:23弱雪你千万别听他胡说八道
00:07:25这就是个用意
00:07:29你看他给伯伯扎得跟个刺猬一样
00:07:32要想让伯伯起此回生
00:07:33必须用我的这疗法
00:07:35还有这几个破阵
00:07:38肯定会引起伤手感染
00:07:40一定要爬下去然后手术
00:07:42住手
00:07:44这样也把听不懂人话是吧
00:07:47医生快快拦住他别在这捣乱
00:07:53请你不要耽误我们治疗
00:07:57爸 怎么会这样
00:08:00就是这死结马拔了我们针
00:08:02破了气盘
00:08:03你放屁
00:08:06这都是你乐家珍才害了萧总
00:08:07你还有什么好说的
00:08:10不是媳妇 我 我真的是
00:08:13算了 我也不想解释什么了
00:08:16我还能救
00:08:18救什么救
00:08:21要不是你刚才乱家珍
00:08:23I can't...
00:08:23I can't...
00:08:24I can't...
00:08:24He's gonna kill the man...
00:08:27I'll kill him...
00:08:27You won't kill him...
00:08:30You can't shut him up!
00:08:31Today I'll kill him...
00:08:32...I'll give him a damn!
00:08:36This...
00:08:36...is...
00:08:37...a man said!
00:08:38He's not enough...
00:08:40...to let him know...
00:08:41...to let him know...
00:08:41...to you finally...
00:08:42...to you.
00:08:44Oh...
00:08:47Oh...
00:08:49Oh...
00:08:52Oh...
00:08:52Oh...
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00:08:56Ah...
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00:09:01midnight...
00:09:02...
00:09:03yellowMelny...
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00:09:06Now, let's talk about婚姿.
00:09:08Are you a dreamer? Who would you like to marry?
00:09:11My father didn't wake up.
00:09:13This woman is so difficult to give her.
00:09:15She will be able to marry her.
00:09:17It's a hard time to marry her.
00:09:20Let's do it.
00:09:21Don't let her marry her.
00:09:23She will be able to marry her.
00:09:30I didn't want to marry her.
00:09:32Why would you marry me?
00:09:38I don't want to marry her.
00:09:39Dad, you wake up.
00:09:40I'm so comfortable.
00:09:43You're welcome.
00:09:44You're welcome.
00:09:46This is my father.
00:09:47Let me give you your name.
00:09:48I'm sorry.
00:09:54Come on.
00:09:56Come on.
00:09:57Come on.
00:09:57Come on.
00:09:59Dad.
00:10:00That's a bad thing.
00:10:01He's a sick person.
00:10:02He's a sick person.
00:10:03He's a sick person.
00:10:03He's a sick person.
00:10:04He's a sick person.
00:10:04Yes.
00:10:05You can't believe me.
00:10:06You can go.
00:10:08Go.
00:10:10Okay.
00:10:14You're welcome.
00:10:16You're welcome.
00:10:22You're welcome.
00:10:26I'm so excited.
00:10:26What kind of advice?
00:10:27You're so excited.
00:10:28Come on.
00:10:29I'll come back.
00:10:30I'll come back.
00:10:31I'll come back.
00:10:32I'll come back.
00:10:33I'm not really happy.
00:10:34I'm so sorry.
00:10:36I'm sorry.
00:10:37You're welcome.
00:10:40I'll come back.
00:10:41You're welcome.
00:10:41I'll come back.
00:10:43I'll leave.
00:10:46You're welcome.
00:10:47Father, go.
00:10:49You're welcome.
00:10:52That's not sweet.
00:10:53But you're like a penguin.
00:10:54What are you doing?
00:10:55You're welcome.
00:10:59You're welcome.
00:11:00Father, you're welcome.
00:11:03Father, you're welcome.
00:11:05He's welcome.
00:11:06Father.
00:11:06Oh my god.
00:11:07Oh my god.
00:11:14Why am I so mad?
00:11:20Oh, my god.
00:11:22You're going to where?
00:11:23You're not going to get out of here.
00:11:25I...
00:11:26You're going to have to tell people.
00:11:28You're going to have to kill people.
00:11:30You're going to have to learn more.
00:11:34I'm going to draw you.
00:11:35Don't you give me permission.
00:11:38You don't want me.
00:11:39You?
00:11:40I'm going to tell people.
00:11:42I'm good at that.
00:11:43I'm not going to marry you now.
00:11:44But I'm going to put into it.
00:11:47Oh my god.
00:11:50Well, baby.
00:11:52don't worry.
00:11:54You don't want to hurt me.
00:11:56Oh my god.
00:11:56You don't want me to hurt me.
00:11:58Come on.
00:12:00Look at me.
00:12:04哎呀 小兄弟 多谢你救了我 客气 刚才到底发生了什么 你中毒八年之久 我若是晚来十分钟 你就给屁了 中毒 怎么可能 如果我没猜错的话 你长期不用孽形草 如果长期不用这种草药 都会造成心脉受死的
00:12:41灭心草 你说的是这个果然是
00:12:52看来他们顶上了我最新研制的第三药剂 这种药剂能治疗癌症我这把老头子死了不要紧
00:12:55我就怕落血出事
00:12:57小飞 我希望你能留下来保护落血 这也是你师父的意思
00:13:03保护是可以 但你女儿刚才好像说过 谁要是能治好你
00:13:10她就嫁给谁 她就嫁给谁 这话还算数吗算数
00:13:15算数 我看好你爸 她就是个流氓
00:13:20你怎么可能你别说话 这事儿就这么定了
00:13:27让小飞贴身保护你爸 这孤男寡女不合适吧
00:13:38这是命令知道了媳妇
00:13:43你等等我走那么快干嘛在公共场合
00:13:44正值我叫我萧总
00:13:46那在私人场合 和没人的时候 我就能叫你媳妇了在哪儿都不媳妇我不是一般人我媳妇也不是一般人
00:13:58想做我媳妇 我还得考察你呢你考察我陆小飞
00:14:04你是不是找死了小飞
00:14:05你妈那样子真呆着呀
00:14:10不愧是小飞的桃花鸡 这笔记够辣了不行
00:14:14我带行
00:14:17你赶紧去人事部报道职位
00:14:19是保安然后再去安保国
00:14:26不要在我面前晃遵命 小总多谢你给我安排一个安保的职务以后我会24小时
00:14:35替身保护你的给我滚好陆小飞
00:14:37你赶紧给我起来
00:14:52不要再去丢戏人了得了怎么会有这么近的人啊小总刚才那人
00:14:57就是您说要塞进来的关系户吗已经安排全安保部了这个人
00:14:58你帮我留意有任何问题
00:15:00立马报告
00:15:01开除什么 保安小总 你忘了吗今天是保安大队的突击测试
00:15:10咱们聘请国际高手龙天忆来突袭集团他一个普通人
00:15:11会不会出事啊糟了
00:15:14龙天忆赔一些火波龙虾会第二龙的
00:15:16没个阵型要是冤枉了 他肯定会被打死的
00:15:19走 给我再保护走
00:15:22给我再保护走
00:15:46给我再保护
00:15:48兄弟们 揍他看来这天美集团保安部
00:16:10也不行啊
00:16:11养了一群什么废物小子
00:16:16还不错但是对于老子来讲
00:16:19还不够王哥可是对冰王
00:16:20一群就能干翻你
00:16:44看来肖总做的这个测试还是很有用的嘛
00:16:46就你们这些人 也能保护天美集团很好
00:16:53太精彩了你也是保安哦
00:16:55对 刚入职的别废话
00:16:57动手吧我 你确定看不懂行
00:17:07那我就亲自灭了你叫啥起吧
00:17:08看好了
00:17:21他 他刚刚是不是只用了一根手指啊好像是
00:17:32连猛额都打不过的人这小子居然一个脑袋瓣就打倒了我的天哪这还是那个指挥少流氓的陆小飞吗龙天忆都不是他对手行吧
00:17:36抱歉啊我只用了一分什么
00:17:49你只用了一分力肖总你也没告诉我这次的测试的人里面有这么个怪物啊我也不知道他嗯嗯行不行
00:17:54我有点闹真的有事再联系吧啊啊啊
00:17:55这边是 这边是哼哈哎呀呀呀呀 我是谁 我在哪人呢啊啊啊
00:18:05王主任你好
00:18:07我是新人 陆小飞新人啊哎哎萌子萌子萌子
00:18:16起来这里不许睡觉啊哎哎
00:18:29拿套功夫好嘞嗯嘿嗯大哥哎那还不错哎王主任啊
00:18:32我下午请半天假出去租货房子哎
00:18:33去吧去吧得了啊
00:18:37还不错啊一个月五百嗯嘿
00:18:38去把我衣服拿过来哎
00:18:39啊哎 他是不是把我衣服传走了
00:18:41没 没 没 没哎
00:18:43我衣服呢哎哎
00:19:04我衣服呢租货房子怎么这么贵我身上钱不够这可怎么办怎么办美女你知道男女受受不亲吗别别说话
00:19:34四八婆跑哪儿去了都给我好好看看那高还看见了走去那边看看美女看说不说你这本戒挺差的我可以免费给你传承经验如何
00:20:03你个臭流氓说什么无言会议呢说谁臭流氓明明是你主动的怎么还来我呀有病你别想易总老师我刚刚帮了你能不能交点钱五百就够了我发工资就还你五百那说好了我给你五百你放我走美女留个电话不然我怎么换你钱
00:20:22我们不会再紧我们不会再紧小伙你看这房子咋样真不错呀小伙子一跟你说你这眼光真好
00:20:30我这房子冬暖夏凉我这房子冬暖夏凉而且隔壁住着美女呢冬暖夏凉的钱不管我就喜欢邻居美女
00:20:57我这房子冬暖夏凉的钱谢谢阿姨给好小伙子那就这事你先走了有事打电话广告救命啊救命啊救命啊救命啊
00:21:22救命啊那不得你看看现场好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好谁啊找死了是不是啊大哥我还没见过现场呢让我瞧一瞧你他妈是谁呀蛋哥老子办事信不信我废了你
00:21:51最凡别人用匕首指导救车弹脑干啵小孩子大家用的招数你以为你能伤害我吗行了别硬撑了头晕是正常的睡会就好了你怎么知道怎么是你我去
00:22:19捆绑腻术这臭流氓挺有情趣的嘛疼死我了你神经病啊你就不能温柔点你怎么这么麻烦行了我帮你解开你你干什么你别落寞呀你在这我还非礼了好既然你喜欢被管着那我走了不是你去厨房那把扇刀
00:22:39割开不就好了吗你别在我身上乱摸呀用刀多麻烦呀这可是进了水的牛鸡手它是怪我吗
00:22:53他们是谁呀黑龙上会下面负责追债的行了扯平了以后别随便往男人怀里撞谁往别的男人怀里撞了
00:23:16陆小飞急几点了8点618点去去去给老子外面站两个小时去能打就怎么样老子一样把你这得服服帖帖的
00:23:40小爷我要是不想站呢要么给老子滚出安全部要么就在这给我守规矩怎么回事嘿嘿小总这小子迟到不守规矩必须严惩陆小飞迟到要么就扣工资要么就接受惩罚
00:24:09你自己选不行听见没啊要么扣钱要么滚蛋我要是都不了你小子是不是不听老子的话这么闲一件的事还有问我小总你看他小飞你不要太过分了小飞你怎么穿成这样
00:24:38谁让你来当保安的还能用谁啊当然是我的宝贝媳妇了看我太闲了给我找点体力吧爸我是觉得保安比较适合他摸摸他的性子胡闹小飞是专门起来保护你的在你的总裁办公室旁边给小飞隔一间办公室出来别别别办公室太闷了当保安挺好的事业又开阔还能更好地保护他也是啊大爷爷爷爷是行
00:25:03以后有什么需求尽管提好那我先走了行行行小总我送您这边请周小飞我请告你在公司就要好他的守规矩否则我会牵手开除你诶遵命诶媳妇别跟着我啊兄弟们就这公司给我砸
00:25:28先生您好有什么可以帮您的帮你妈呀帮不想死他他妈得给老尊下你给老子站住老子命令你不许动
00:25:58老子要在萧总面前
00:25:59现在让我出手的又是你
00:26:04算了你们接下来啊
00:26:16转发转发转发转发转发
00:26:45转发转发转发转发转发转发转发转发你这么别过来啊要不然我不客气了你可以试试你的刀款还是我的纸弹款大哥我错了你打了我兄弟了就不能打我了这是讲武规矩讲武规矩我可以不打你
00:27:12说谁派你来的是海哥是海哥是海哥不用回去告诉你要是再给你上你受不了他滚走快走快走小总董事长让您和陆小飞过去一趟陆小飞去我爸办公室
00:27:35媳妇是不是被我的英雄表现很折服啊你打算怎么报答我啊是不是请我一口这里是公司啊陆小飞小飞来来来来来来坐坐坐快坐快坐快坐哎呀今天多亏有你在否则后果不堪设想
00:27:59刚才问出来了哎砸场子的是黑龙商会的人幕后主持叫李三海他们签了我们公司三亿现在还想合作第三项目被我拒绝了没想到玩阴的欠债还想当大爷我去把李三海抓来让他跪着把钱哎哎哎小飞哎公司的事情我来解决你负责保护好小雪就行了
00:28:25嗯放心只要有我在阳王爷也说不懂了哈哈小飞你看这也到饭点了咱们一起吃个饭去哈哈和你老头有什么可吃的哎小雪也在哦哈哈哈哈走走走走走走走走嗯嗯嗯
00:28:55哇你是饿死鬼吗能不能慢点吃啊哎呀没事没事一家人不说两家话饭不够了吩咐厨房再做就行了吧我吃饱了你们吃媳妇别走啊多吃点女孩子太瘦了不好她手改不行正好我瘦成一道闪电
00:29:20你就不要惦记着娶我了嗯媳妇不管你变成什么样子我都要娶你当然外表也很重要嗯九嘴滑舌神经病哎呀嗯嗯小飞啊这女孩不是你这样子的你得温柔体贴才行你这样子只能把人吓死我了
00:29:42嗯原来如此啊嗯原来如此啊我明白了喂媳妇想我没陆小飞谁允许你叫我媳妇的还有这里是公司的紧急线路
00:30:03我少年来调琴吧啊你怎么火气这么大啊是不是最近感觉到头鹰目眩四十五里啊要不要我帮你看看要你管我身体好得很汇集记一样你这病是寒煞入体轻则半身不遂重则全身谈话
00:30:28你真会一耍当然神医下山投捅无欺要不要我帮你搞搞保证要到兵处那你过来吧得嘞媳妇哪里不熟啊
00:30:57这这各位朋友们你们看到了是他主动给我的接下来的内容十八岁下请在父母陪同下观看还行吗各位朋友们
00:31:26你们看到了是他主动给我的接下来的内容十八岁下请在父母陪同下观看媳妇我来了我喂如小飞你要怎么治疗你先说清楚先针灸换魔保证你舒舒服服欲险欲死我警告你罪了不要做出什么过分的举动否则
00:31:47我饶不了你咳我可是正人君子啊怕什么哇塞这妖神比我想象的还要有料简直是人间极限静波不亏
00:32:01过人感觉身体轻松多了你看什么看啊赶紧出去啊媳妇别着急啊这针灸完了还有推拿呢这是一个整套流程啊
00:32:11你是不是你是不是想占我便宜啊这针灸只是疏通经络不推拿的话这前面的罪都白瘦了搞快点趴着吧
00:32:27以后绝对不能再这样子了知道了吗以后绝对不能再这样子了知道了吗
00:32:57我知道了媳妇我以后绝对不会对你动手动脚了对了还要做点中药媳妇能不能提前开点钱给我不行买药的时候我必须全程跟着你我可信不过你万一你拿去买垃圾骗我的经费呢行听管家婆的好了滚回你的工位吧你现在你的职责是宝呢
00:33:27嗯嗯嗯哼哼练着呢哼文哥他现在才来当班决寝呢找机会啊教训他没脑子的东西你打得过他吗也对那天啊还是他救了你你放屁那是我啊先上去消耗了敌人的战斗力瞎我啥呢老江说了加强安保明天早上七点大门口集合
00:33:43你们一个小时老江是谁你假权谁的主意啊就是啊你别以为会点功夫就像站在猛哥头上拉屎啊喂老江有人说我不认识你还说我在放屁呢要不你跟他说说装神弄鬼
00:33:56我都要看看是哪个老憋三打的电话喂王猛你个混账东西陆小飞的话就是我的话不想干了就给我滚蛋好嘞
00:34:24喂小董一切听您的安排哎嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿现在知道老乡是谁哎知道了滚哎滚滚滚不是啊
00:34:53媳妇今早迟到都被你骂了再早都要扣钱了少废话我是总裁我叫你跟我走就跟我走哎媳妇哎媳妇你慢点啊咱们这是去哪儿投胎吗去我家啊上班见父母那得买礼物啊媳妇我没钱借我点
00:35:20闭嘴吧你真自恋是我爸叫你去的哎我把老肖当兄弟他都想当我丈人这被疼乱了这你再评一评信不信我做来做一个你就是肖若雪吧有人花钱买你的命你们是黑龙商会的人啊这也太明目张大了别废话明年的今天就是你们的忌日师父
00:35:44小飞怎么办啊我说过我会永远保护你的你带着别动我去收拾他了你怎么了你没事吧小飞我好难受我缠不着急我总想救小船我一受到惊醒就会缠不着急你也不想我迅速解决战斗
00:35:56小若雪识相的就给我滚出来媳妇你怎么样了你好你好
00:36:23好老秀快好好快走洛雪洛雪洛雪怎么了到底出了什么事回家路上被人埋伏他受到警响消毒他走了好好先坐下我这就拿药去快
00:36:53好这帮狗杂碎总有一天我要了他们的命老秀要不要现在灭了他行了现在当务之急先照顾好小雪你先扶小雪上楼休息吧好
00:37:24好媳妇来喝水丑不要脸谁是你媳妇不过天天谢谢你我妈走走走她以前说会一直保护我的可是今天没事以后我来保护你就算阎王爷也想收你也得问我答不答应谢谢你你父母应该对你很好吧
00:37:53我爸妈在我很小的时候就死了是我师父把我带上太青山教我武功和医术对不起啊提到你伤心事了不过你师父应该也对你很好我师父对我特别好他总说我是天动奇才什么东西一学就毁了不吹牛会死啊刚对你有一点好感
00:38:18这个送给你就当做咱们爱情的见证一定要随身带着我才不带呢这玉佩必须随身带着这样你出事我才能知道我先走了你好好休息真是奇怪
00:38:45跟他说那么多感受吗下次我一定要高冷一点压抚这个山野小子罗小飞听说你要去训保安了我去看着免得他们不服你那是什么乱子没问题你不是说你什么医学就会吗亲生会不会开啊上来给我装逼啊
00:39:06等下我看你怎么出车你老公我天赋一平一学就坏了去公司的路记不记得你别一会儿跟我开宫里去了当然了我走过的路这辈子都不会你只需要做点符号别被我的车机给吓到还不成年会飘移啊瞧好吧你
00:39:35上车早就跟你说了
00:39:52我会飘移加甩甩你还不信你先上去我有点事换一换滚得嘞本来以为这个小子喜欢装兵想让他处处没想到
00:40:16这上班时间人都去哪儿了这么积极大家伙昨晚巡逻都累了这会儿在上面不叫呢要不您自己个上去喊喊不叫
00:40:32好啊我去看看都在上面给我磨蹭会儿别给他面子老子才是主人让他知道知道谁才是这儿的管事呢
00:40:47孟哥救命啊没出息的东西你们慌什么按大小哥站好站好了黄某站进去
00:41:16哎姓陆的你凭什么命令我老子可是给公司流过血的流血被人揍得像猪头一样也算流血那确实也挺辛苦的你敢看不起我不服那咱俩练练你要是还能站着以后保安部你说了算这几日我花大钱找了拳击手交了我几招正好老子拿你练练手好今天我就跟你比划比划
00:41:45来还打啊不打了服了服了滚队龙小飞训练得怎么样了装准备训练呢今天的训练科目是五分钟爬三十层拿到名字塔才下来
00:42:03完不成开除五分钟爬三十次开玩笑吧就是这是要人命啊各种命也没这么练的已经过去了三十秒了还不跑五分钟他们能跑得下来吗跑不下来就开除呗养一群废物能保护谁啊也是啊大不了重新招一下
00:42:19王某这小子不错已经爬到十楼了你怎么知道我能听到他们的脚步声还有你的心跳你说话就说话别离这么近
00:42:35卡片拿到了陆小飞你哪里来这种东西啊路上看到随便捡的
00:42:48臭流氓你你还有你收拾东西滚蛋凭什么我们泡完了
00:43:17那你们作弊开除见鬼了他是怎么发现的他不是一直在一楼吗滚滚就滚王某带着他再跑一遍媳妇怎么样这群兔仔的听话吧没想到你有点东西吗那是不过我觉得你跟女性之间的相处非常的不尊重我建议你去买个手机
00:43:46学学上午怎么尊重女性买手机啊我一个月工资就五百块够买吗五百难怪父亲说不管陆小飞要什么都给他买原来是他没钱啊那是这五百啊可是我跟老肖据理力争要来的本来他不愿意给给我一瞪眼怂了才答应给我五百可以啊你就要到了五百公司小爷我是谁啊对了鞋巴你给我点钱我去抓药给你调累身体那不行
00:44:12我知道你有了钱会去哪种地方鬼混我跟你一起去付钱先生这位要的药效我已经明白了小二爽药药五千殷须花三两百合莲还有七叶一枝花的根茎只要供的不要抹了客官您说的这殷须花和百合莲我听都没听过还有这药材还分工我啊
00:44:32班长老夫苏杜仲想看一下药方这些药急阴急阳我怕你会用错给尿啊简直是一到极致啊小友稍等我这就去给你拿珍贵的药材
00:45:02苏杜仲你个老东西给我滚出来你干什么呢这是医馆不得喧哗哪来的臭臭滚住手你们想干什么呦哪来的绝世美女啊怎么的啊想多管闲事不如先给我们哥儿几个乐和乐和把哥凑好了要啥都行把你那只肘子给我滚了你把你那只肘子给我滚了你把你那只肘子给我滚了你把你那只肘子给我滚了你把你那只肘子给我滚了你把你那只肘子给我滚了你把你那只肘子给我滚了
00:45:31你那只肘子给我滚了你敢欺负我媳妇活腻没了干什么的光天化日你们要干什么老头儿你终于舍得出来了我兄弟用了你的药已经昏迷两天了怎么跟老年人说话呢幼儿园老师没教过你尊老挨幼啊关你屁事啊这老头儿三天前给我兄弟治病治成植物人了胡说八道我给他开的都是外夫的药
00:45:43怎么可能昏迷不行我不管今天要是把我兄弟救不醒我就把你这白草堂给你砸了大家快来看快来看白草堂治死人了
00:46:04用意害人呐行了慎政不怕影子邪我再给他看看奈向沉稳有力却神识不开怪在啊苏芳去迎针
00:46:28哎奇怪怎么会没反应呢没招了吧老东西啊我看你就是个幽影兄弟们给我砸别别砸等我孙女回来或许还有办法等个屁动啥等等
00:46:54小爷我可是神医让我看看小爷我可是神医让我看看你啊毛都没长齐的小白脸在这儿冒充神医怎么胖了不着今天啊你能把它救醒我给你跪下磕头要是救不行
00:47:23你可得踢着老头赔我兄弟一百万的治疗费一言为定待会可别哭啊年轻人我知道你是好戏可我从已几十年都无能为力你你那是方法不对一会你瞧好了既然如此麻烦小友了眼下也没别的办法只能相信他了去弄瓶尿了啊什么药尿人尿越骚越好
00:47:49量药的我的可以吗嗯去哎小子你最后别跟我耍花招哎用尿质病你疯了吧哎哎你要的东西我刚叫的新鲜的还热乎哎呀洛小飞你疯了吃东西好恶心量药苦口地狱病嗯
00:48:12嗯嗯嗯你我哎王八蛋你敢玩我我弄死你卧槽这什么东西臭死了哥哥钱拿到了吗原来是装的这群碰瓷太缺德了好啊你们在这装病欺杀老夫
00:48:41都滚出去滚出去滚出去快撤快撤快撤快撤走哎呀哎呀哎呀搞定洛小飞你这怎么看出来呢这个哎赶紧把这个东西处理了臭死了哎呀这呃呃呃呃呃
00:49:09我以后再也不喝冰红茶了呃呃小友请上座不惜小友请用茶嗨顺手而已老板我要的药准备好了吗多少钱
00:49:38小友你帮我保住了百草堂百年生育这几位草药我分文不取请您务必收下哎使不得哎收下这一定收下那晚辈就勉为其难地收下了这个残名明明就是想要说什么正经对了小友老夫还有一事为何我刚刚用针却毫无作用
00:49:58苏老可否听过神仙醉神仙醉神仙醉神仙喝了也会醉能够让人夹死你针灸顺气只会加重药力那让他喝下那个东西就可以解毒这又是什么药力啊那个呀醒酒汤就行我只用那个东西来耿心他们
00:50:28哦你怎么可以这么贱呢媳妇男人不坏女人不爱嘛对了苏老这神仙醉可不简单那伙人背后有高人是古生堂他们仰仗着和黑龙会有交情一直想吞并我的白草堂没想到他们的手段如此下作小飞你坏了他们的事他们会不会报复你啊媳妇你放心黑龙会我都不怕还怕他手下的小虾米啊
00:50:56这家伙有时候看起来还挺爷们儿的走吧小友慢走这些药真的能治好我的病吗当然谢谢你啊你看我为了你又帮别人看病又浪费口感的你打算怎么谢我
00:51:24臭小子臭小子给我堵斗了吧憋缩刚打扰小爷呀小子刚才坏子爷子雅性不如把这美女留下来陪我喝几个顺便给我跪下磕头说不定爷们儿心情好还能放一条出路你们好大的胆子美女爷们儿还有更大的你想看看吗
00:51:43哈哈哈哈走死是吧小子别给脸不要脸啊细皮嫩肉的哥几个能把你砍成兽子为狗就是识相的赶紧跪地求饶再让这美女陪哥几个好好玩玩要不然
00:52:07有你好看鞋疤往后点别溅你一身血滚过来给小爷挨倒死到林逃了你压的寒醉一样兄弟们给我砍死他给我砍死他是
00:52:41你你你到底是人是鬼现在轮到你了大哥别杀我我永远不是泰山你别杀我我不会杀你的不如你吃我一个脑瓜不用怎么样泰随便泰大哥
00:53:05想这么谈怎么谈别杀我就行这可是你说的下次机灵点再给小爷走了小爷可不会这么心思收软走吧快扶我去医院快
00:53:31今天就应该报警把他们抓起来就这么走了真是太便宜他们了媳妇儿别担心等他们到了医院医药费也够他们喝一会儿来喝药放那儿吧待会再喝不行
00:53:52这药得趁热盒你要是不听话你要是不听话那我可就上加法了喝了太不熟了走听话吧小心烫啊
00:54:18没下毒喝吧吐死了这才乖别以为给我个糖就能收买我我爸说了从明天开始你就要当我的私人司机
00:54:38随叫随到那今晚我就住的房间抱别你随叫随到啊媳妇儿早点休息吧不要太想我流氓
00:55:15成了喝多少啊美女美女你走错了你家住对面去吧
00:55:36不对这是我家你出去你滚醒醒你认错方向了你家在对面这是我家你出去滚出去
00:56:06没想到没想到你滚还挺大的今天晚上就让你占一下便宜我师父没安排去出啊
00:56:28我谷子这不是我房间啊
00:56:34I'm just a little bit more.
00:56:37And I have to buy you 500 yen.
00:56:45Don't be so upset.
00:56:47Don't be careful about it.
00:56:48I'm dying.
00:57:01My wife, she told me to do what to do with me.
00:57:07I have a job I want you to do with me.
00:57:09My wife, I'm not a nurse.
00:57:12She wants me to do what?
00:57:14You don't want to go.
00:57:18I don't want to go.
00:57:19I don't want to go.
00:57:20I don't want to go.
00:57:35I don't want to go.
00:57:38My wife, I'm going to go.
00:57:41I'll go.
00:57:42Don't die.
00:57:44I don't want to go.
00:57:45I have a contract with our company.
00:57:49We have a contract.
00:57:51We have a contract.
00:57:55I'll give you a contract.
00:57:57What do you need?
00:57:58The three million dollars must be $3 million.
00:58:01And I ask them to pay for the $3 million.
00:58:04The contract.
00:58:15It's you.
00:58:16You're right.
00:58:21You don't know?
00:58:22I don't know.
00:58:24I don't know.
00:58:24You're right.
00:58:26I'll give you a gift.
00:58:26This is what I'll show you.
00:58:27Let's go.
00:58:28Let's go.
00:58:31Let's go.
00:58:32Let's go.
00:58:32A gift?
00:58:33A gift?
00:58:34A gift.
00:58:40Hello.
00:58:41I am the
00:58:41The
00:58:55What are you guys?
00:58:59It's the only one.
00:59:01It's the only one.
00:59:01I'm not going to meet you.
00:59:05I'm going to wait for you.
00:59:06It's the only one.
00:59:08It's the only one.
00:59:09It's the only one.
00:59:09It's the only one.
00:59:10Let's go to the other side.
00:59:11Let's go to the other side.
00:59:13My brothers,
00:59:14this is my friend.
00:59:16I'm going to...
00:59:16Shut up!
00:59:17I'll give you a chance to give me a face.
00:59:20This guy,
00:59:21he's a dumbass.
00:59:25You...
00:59:26You don't know me.
00:59:28You don't know me.
00:59:30We have to know you.
00:59:33That's it.
00:59:34I'm going to let you know today.
00:59:37Oh, I'm going to take care of you.
00:59:39Come on.
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:41Come on.
00:59:41Come on.
00:59:41Come on.
00:59:42Come on.
00:59:44You're going to kill me.
00:59:48You're not going to kill me.
00:59:51It's the only one.
00:59:52You're not going to kill me.
00:59:52You're not going to kill me.
00:59:59Come on.
01:00:02Come on.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:03Come on.
01:00:03Let me help you.
01:00:06Two of them are the gold medalist.
01:00:08What kind of girl is this?
01:00:10You're not going to be seen?
01:00:20You're not time at that.
01:00:21You're going to kill me.
01:00:22You're not trying.
01:00:27You'll kill her.
01:00:32You're trying to kill you.
01:00:34You can't kill me.
01:00:38I'm enough.
01:00:40Mrs.
01:00:40Where are you talking about?
01:00:46I'm just asking you
01:00:47Is it good for you?
01:00:50You're an idiot
01:00:52You still want to be afraid of me?
01:00:54You don't know what I'm李三海
01:00:56Who are you?
01:01:01You don't know
01:01:04What's my name?
01:01:12It's the truth
01:01:14I don't know
01:01:16This one
01:01:16We do not know how to do this
01:01:23Yes
01:01:24You have to
01:01:24You can have threeiers
01:01:28They have $300,000
01:01:29Three days to do investments
01:01:31Just a one
01:01:33I disagree
01:01:34If I give you an issue
01:01:35We must have a deal
01:01:36No problem
01:01:36没问题
01:01:38李总 这是合计合同
01:01:47不仔细看看
01:01:50能跟小兄弟结个善缘
01:01:51我相信小兄弟的人品
01:02:07黑龙商会那帮痴人不吐骨骚的家伙
01:02:08真的这么轻易就答应了
01:02:10那当然 你老公我是谁啊
01:02:15三千万违约金按照横规提成百分之三
01:02:17九十万少不了吧
01:02:18打算什么时候给我
01:02:20你是业务员吗
01:02:22你是保安
01:02:24保安怎么了
01:02:25保安也是人啊
01:02:27我凭自己本事要来的
01:02:28闭嘴
01:02:30给你加到年车桥里
01:02:33库哥摘桥啊
01:02:34鲜魔杀驴
01:02:37最毒妇人心啊
01:02:39行了行了行了
01:02:40别好了
01:02:41我爸晚上见你回家吃饭
01:02:44好嘞
01:02:47怎么可以这么近啊
01:02:50来来来来
01:02:51来来来
01:02:52喝喝喝喝
01:02:53痛快
01:02:55痛快啊
01:02:56三亿三千万
01:02:58全部到账了
01:02:59小飞啊
01:03:00你真是我的福心呐
01:03:02高潇
01:03:03咱俩谁跟谁啊
01:03:04你女儿是我媳妇
01:03:06咱们是一家人
01:03:07来
01:03:08对对对对对
01:03:08她是你媳妇
01:03:10你是我兄弟
01:03:11咱们各论各的
01:03:12爸
01:03:13爸
01:03:16以后中午吃饭的时候
01:03:17带着小飞
01:03:18培养一下感情
01:03:20啊
01:03:22你也快点开火闹
01:03:23我吃饱了
01:03:26先去睡觉
01:03:26媳妇
01:03:28这么早睡啊
01:03:28会不会咱妈喝两杯
01:03:29闭嘴吧你
01:03:31喝死你
01:03:33哎呀
01:03:34来来来来来
01:03:35来来来来
01:03:36咱俩喝
01:03:36今天一醉放休
01:03:39一醉放休
01:03:44还是媳妇你心疼我啊
01:03:46不舍得我一个人吃饭
01:03:47你别自作多情了
01:03:50要不是我爸
01:03:51我都不想理你
01:03:53媳妇
01:03:54多吃点肉
01:03:56长长身体
01:03:57你看你瘦的
01:03:59手感都不行了
01:04:00你别叫我媳妇了
01:04:02行不行啊
01:04:03不要跟我
01:04:04我就跟你说
01:04:04我最后你
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