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00:00:02you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never
00:00:08let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:23ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the
00:00:29master of magic oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time you
00:00:38young
00:00:38lady let's see your true self now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant Eric
00:00:56and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:08how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:16the most evil man in Vegas you sure about this he's dangerous but I'm a master of freaking magic
00:01:24ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:31and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now Barry here is a billionaire casino
00:01:37owner
00:01:38who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:46are you ready to show them who you truly are you insult me in public you know who I am
00:01:53I can make you
00:01:55disappear okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:06what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:21now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults the police are already on their way
00:02:26to arrest you
00:02:26you know kill him
00:02:33now for my final trick
00:02:58what are you looking at me for
00:03:00get him
00:03:05get him
00:03:06yeah
00:03:07yeah
00:03:08Nope!
00:03:32Cut! Cut!
00:03:54Eric, no!
00:03:57Relax, little brother.
00:03:59But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:02Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:04God, I need you to do something for me.
00:04:08What?
00:04:09I need you to find me.
00:04:11Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:13She's working in magic.
00:04:17Help her.
00:04:19Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:23You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:25Just hang in there.
00:04:27You're gonna be okay.
00:04:32Eric.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:43My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:46If I can't protect my family,
00:04:50I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:53I'll find Bri and help her.
00:04:58But not as the master of magic.
00:05:12Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:20Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:22Show opens this weekend.
00:05:24Gotta be prepared.
00:05:26I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:28but if it's a hit,
00:05:30I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:33before it's destroyed.
00:05:36All right, well, see ya.
00:05:42A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri,
00:05:45and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:49All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:50There it is.
00:05:51There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:52Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:53Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:55There it is, sweetheart.
00:05:56What do you say?
00:05:57This one.
00:05:59That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:00Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:01but hey, what do I know?
00:06:02Look at that.
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:08but we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:10What do you say, huh?
00:06:15Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:16I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:22Looks like trouble.
00:06:24Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:25You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:26I'll tell you what.
00:06:29I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:33Hey, give it back.
00:06:34Hey.
00:06:35That's important to me.
00:06:36Oh, is it?
00:06:37Really, yeah?
00:06:38Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:39Hmm?
00:06:40Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:43What do you say, huh?
00:06:44Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:45Let's go.
00:06:45Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:47You're disgusting.
00:06:48I'm not doing that.
00:06:49You're not doing that.
00:06:50You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:55What do you say, baby?
00:06:57Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:00Pick her.
00:07:04Ah, shit!
00:07:09Why don't you let me try?
00:07:12Here's the deal.
00:07:14I win.
00:07:15She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:17You win.
00:07:19You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:23It's priceless.
00:07:25Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:27These guys are dangerous.
00:07:29I got this.
00:07:32This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:35You got it, Hotshot.
00:07:37Let's play.
00:07:38You know the deal.
00:07:40Follow the queen.
00:07:41You get the win.
00:07:42You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:44Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:49You pick.
00:07:51You pick.
00:07:52Who's this guy?
00:07:53Look at you.
00:07:54What a loser.
00:07:54You should have kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:07:57Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:00Absolutely.
00:08:02You got it.
00:08:19Damn, he got it.
00:08:21That's impossible.
00:08:24What the...
00:08:28Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:31This bracelet, it's mine.
00:08:34Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:40You dirty thief.
00:08:48Were you looking for this?
00:08:51What the...
00:08:52Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:55Hey, man.
00:08:56It's all good.
00:08:57I was just messing around.
00:09:06Three card Monty.
00:09:08It's always a scam.
00:09:09I know.
00:09:10I know.
00:09:10I just...
00:09:12I thought I could crack it.
00:09:14But I was screwed.
00:09:16So you came along.
00:09:20Miss Bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:09:25I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:28We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:31Well, he...
00:09:32He died.
00:09:34That's all I have left of him.
00:09:40Have a good night for you.
00:09:42Wait.
00:09:43You just saved me.
00:09:45You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:50Nice for dinner.
00:09:52That was amazing.
00:09:55Uh...
00:09:56I should probably get going.
00:09:58Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:01I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:05Bullshit.
00:10:06You have training.
00:10:07You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:11Just light a hand.
00:10:14What?
00:10:15You're great.
00:10:20You know...
00:10:22Your hand saved me today.
00:10:25You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:28They, uh...
00:10:31Say you're welcome.
00:10:47Ring.
00:10:54Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:15I'm not.
00:11:16Do you think I am?
00:11:21Then who are you?
00:11:24I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:27I think.
00:11:29I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:57What did I tell you?
00:11:58I don't want your fat fingers
00:12:00breaking my stuff.
00:12:01Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:02Just doing my job.
00:12:03No, your job is to clean up
00:12:06Dove shit.
00:12:07See this stuff?
00:12:08This stuff is to not be touched
00:12:10by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:14Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:22But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:26No, I'm not.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:29Not since I was 12.
00:12:31After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the society of magicians gave up
00:12:35trying to rank me.
00:12:36Damn right you're not.
00:12:43You're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real
00:12:48magicians.
00:12:55What did you do to my deck?
00:12:58Nothing.
00:13:00I was just putting them away.
00:13:01Listen, fool.
00:13:02This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:04The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:08Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:10Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing
00:13:13them on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:16Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:19Brie, you're fired.
00:13:23If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:26Brie.
00:13:27I need you to find Brie.
00:13:29Brie.
00:13:29Alprin.
00:13:31Yeah, look.
00:13:31I'm sorry.
00:13:32No.
00:13:32It's too late for that now.
00:13:34Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:44Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:46You're looking better, sir.
00:13:47I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:52But let this be a reminder.
00:13:54What we do is dangerous.
00:13:56Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:00I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:02What?
00:14:02Why?
00:14:03He's careless and cocky.
00:14:04He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:08I never said that.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:10Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:14Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:18Daniel, is this true?
00:14:20Of course not.
00:14:21Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:26Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:29He would never damage a deck.
00:14:31Show them.
00:14:32Show them what you can do.
00:14:39Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:40Let's see it.
00:14:40Show us what you got.
00:14:41Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:44Tell you what.
00:14:44If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:52job.
00:14:5315 seconds, that's impossible.
00:14:55I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:14:58But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:06Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:08I know.
00:15:09But, while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:14But, sir, he...
00:15:15Bree.
00:15:16It's okay.
00:15:1915 seconds.
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21You're on.
00:15:30The idiot.
00:15:31He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:34Ready to do this?
00:15:36Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:39Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:42Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:47It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:50Bree!
00:15:50Look at that.
00:15:52You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:15:55Fine.
00:15:56Deal.
00:15:56It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:15:5915 seconds.
00:16:00Here.
00:16:01We.
00:16:03Go.
00:16:09What's he doing?
00:16:10What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1310 seconds.
00:16:17Oh, wow.
00:16:18Giving up already?
00:16:19Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:22You said he was good.
00:16:23I thought he would at least try.
00:16:26Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two...
00:16:56Absolutely impossible.
00:17:02How did you do that?
00:17:03There's no way I don't think I've ever seen anything like this nobody but the master of magic could have
00:17:07done this
00:17:12No, no, no you you clearly switched out the deck while Brie was distracting us. I knew it
00:17:17Yeah, of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing, but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:23now
00:17:25It's got a show to prep
00:17:28Sophie Eugene stop gobbling out those cards, and let's get to work. Come on
00:17:35Samuel you believe you really did it right? I don't know what to believe
00:17:42Oh come on the show opens in a few days. We need a prep. Oh, you don't have to worry
00:17:48about the prep
00:17:59This is not gonna be a show
00:18:02Who is this it's Richard Kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:08Samuel hates him Richard get the hell out of my theater your theater. Oh, no, no my little friend. This
00:18:17is now my theater
00:18:18What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:21I have a three-year lease with the owner which as of this morning is me
00:18:26I bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the
00:18:33hell out
00:18:36You can't just buy the theater
00:18:39I'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:43My new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled. I'll lose everything
00:18:50If Brie loses this show the orphanage that I grew up in that saved my life as a child will
00:18:56be destroyed
00:18:56Hey, we still have a contract. You can't just kick us out a doll face
00:19:00How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:06I'm this show's producer if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:10Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater. I'll give you a chance a
00:19:15A head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team wins
00:19:23Your contract is terminated and you go back to doing a birthday parties for eight-year-olds
00:19:30deal
00:19:32Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against great the competition will be tonight
00:19:40Tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week. Not my problem. Hope you have a good backup team
00:19:45ah
00:19:51Gentlemen. Are you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see you get this theater and if it
00:19:58would be thrown out into the street
00:20:03Don't worry they have an ace up our safe
00:20:08You gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:12Asbestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:15It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:17All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:20He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:23Yeah, no problem.
00:20:24I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:27And now, the challengers.
00:20:30Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Von Dier.
00:20:47Oh, no.
00:20:49Oh, God, no.
00:20:51What?
00:20:52How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:20:57He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:01He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:06That guy?
00:21:07Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:09Yeah, bring him on.
00:21:10Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle.
00:21:16Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:21:19The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:26The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:30Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:33This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:35He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:21:38We're gonna lose.
00:21:45Maybe not.
00:21:48Showtime.
00:21:53Xavier!
00:21:57Xavier, not you.
00:22:00What?
00:22:01What?
00:22:15He's not even a magician.
00:22:17He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit.
00:22:19Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:21Yeah.
00:22:21Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop, but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:25Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:28I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:30And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:42Maybe he's just the prop assistant, but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:56Oh, my God.
00:22:58Oh, my God.
00:22:58You're prop boy.
00:22:59You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:03Don't worry, kid.
00:23:04This will be over real quick.
00:23:06And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:09It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:12If you'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:16Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:18He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:20They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:21There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:25No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing, okay?
00:23:27He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:30When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:34Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:37He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:38It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:40We need to judge their strength.
00:23:43Oh, I get it.
00:23:45You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:48And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:50Worth that.
00:23:51He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:23:57And you are...
00:23:59Daniel.
00:24:00Just Daniel.
00:24:02Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:04I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:07Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:09This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:12I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:15He's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:16It's sad.
00:24:17He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:19No.
00:24:21You're sure about this?
00:24:23Just trust me.
00:24:27Don't feel too bad.
00:24:29You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:32Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:34I was born ready.
00:24:35What about you, buddy?
00:24:37You look a little nervous.
00:24:39Maybe you should be.
00:24:43Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:50He's frozen with fear.
00:24:52He's frozen with fear.
00:24:52Come on, Daniel.
00:24:53Was it stupid to pick him?
00:24:56Daniel, are you okay?
00:24:58Absolutely.
00:24:59Oh, my God.
00:25:01What a shitshow.
00:25:03He's not even prepping it.
00:25:04Hey, newbie.
00:25:05This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:09I'm good.
00:25:11No.
00:25:13I'm good.
00:25:14That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet, and you have what?
00:25:20Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:23Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:26If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:30Are you ready?
00:25:31Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:33No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:39Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:42Pay attention.
00:25:44This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:00He's finished!
00:26:02Yeah!
00:26:03We're waiting to start the show.
00:26:06That was seamless.
00:26:09Unbelievable.
00:26:10Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:12There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:18What do you think, judges?
00:26:20Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:22I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:25If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:27I'm stumped.
00:26:28Well done.
00:26:29You're three for three.
00:26:30Three, buddy.
00:26:31All right, man.
00:26:33You have stumped our judges.
00:26:36Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:40Anyone?
00:26:45You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:47I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:49I just know exactly how you did it.
00:26:58Sure you do.
00:26:59Please, enlighten us.
00:27:01Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:04All in good time.
00:27:05Idiot.
00:27:06Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:08Pathetic.
00:27:08Daniel?
00:27:10Daniel?
00:27:10You're up?
00:27:19What's he doing?
00:27:21He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:22Hey there.
00:27:23Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:27This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:31You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33I think he can do it.
00:27:35It doesn't matter what you think, okay?
00:27:37You're not one of us.
00:27:39You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:42If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:27:53Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:27:55Here.
00:27:56Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:00Ooh, magic.
00:28:03Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:06You need to end this.
00:28:08Now.
00:28:09You're...
00:28:12You're right.
00:28:16I swore off my old life.
00:28:27But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:35Ladies and gentlemen.
00:28:38Are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:42Now, but first, I'm going to need some help.
00:28:47Bree, could you come here?
00:28:54What is he doing?
00:28:56You've got to be kidding me.
00:28:58This is just sad.
00:29:08You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:11But still, you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible you can never explain it in
00:29:18a million years.
00:29:19Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:21Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:22See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:25But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:33Wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion?
00:29:39Don't blink.
00:29:40You'll miss it.
00:29:42You'll miss it.
00:29:52You'll miss it.
00:29:55You'll miss it.
00:30:10There's something else going on.
00:30:12Now, I apologize, ladies and gentlemen. I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:17I knew it! This theater is mine!
00:30:20Without one final piece of equipment, which would be coming right about now.
00:30:37What's he doing?
00:30:39He's such a cake knife? He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:30:50How?
00:30:59Unbelievable.
00:31:00Amazing.
00:31:07Whoa, that is fascinating.
00:31:11There you go.
00:31:12Oh, great.
00:31:13My judges.
00:31:15You're a young man.
00:31:16That's incredible.
00:31:19I need cake.
00:31:20Cake.
00:31:21The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:24It's really good.
00:31:25I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:27The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:33Daniel?
00:31:40How is this possible?
00:31:47Now for the critical moment. Judges, what do you think? Do you know how he did it?
00:31:52I have no idea. Not a clue.
00:31:55And you, Jennifer?
00:31:58I'm completely stumped.
00:32:01Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:06Daniel?
00:32:07You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:11Tell us.
00:32:12Yeah.
00:32:13Tell us.
00:32:15He dropped in edible iron fill nets.
00:32:20Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ironizing it.
00:32:25Turning the water red, giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:31That's...
00:32:32Correct.
00:32:35Amazing!
00:32:36And Matthew?
00:32:38How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:44I...
00:32:46I don't know.
00:32:47And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:32:55I didn't see what you did!
00:32:59Look at your health.
00:33:03I need a knife.
00:33:06Let's give him cake.
00:33:08Well done, young man.
00:33:11The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:20No! No! He didn't transform anything!
00:33:23He didn't even teleport!
00:33:25He must have cheated.
00:33:26There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:29Exactly! Okay, he'd probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:35How could you let him beat you?
00:33:36You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:38How was I supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:41Who is that guy?
00:33:44I...
00:33:46It doesn't matter.
00:33:48Get out of my face.
00:33:49It's time for the real magicians to get to work!
00:33:52You think you've won?
00:33:55You haven't won shit!
00:33:58It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:02But, but, so later...
00:34:05Kate Barlow!
00:34:07Kate Barlow!
00:34:14Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:18That's... that's Kate Barlow.
00:34:20He's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:23And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:26Alright, who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:31Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:33That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:34You had your little fun in the first round.
00:34:36But now, watch an Axel Pro.
00:34:39A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:42Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:34:45A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:34:51Now...
00:34:51Yeah!
00:34:53Get him Sophie!
00:34:54Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:34:56Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:34:58Oh!
00:34:59You think so?
00:35:00Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:03Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:08Y-you didn't?
00:35:08I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the master of magic.
00:35:16He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:19Funny.
00:35:20I don't remember training her.
00:35:22Y-you were trained by the master of magic?
00:35:25Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:27He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:29That's why he disappeared.
00:35:32That can't be true, right?
00:35:33Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:37So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic?
00:35:43Oh, so what? I'll still destroy you!
00:35:45Sophie, shut up.
00:35:48Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:35:55I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:03So why are you here?
00:36:05To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic.
00:36:16Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:21It is all about quick change magic.
00:36:24Transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:28The world record is 17 changes held by the master of magic.
00:36:39Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:41That's a change every two seconds.
00:36:43There's no way you can beat that.
00:36:44I could beat that in my sleep.
00:36:50Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:36:54Only the master of magic would be able to do that.
00:36:56I know every one of his secrets.
00:36:59Are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record?
00:37:03Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:08Then start the music.
00:37:21One, two, three, standard.
00:37:25Oh my God, her pace. How is she doing?
00:37:30Is she about to break the record?
00:37:32You're about to break the record?
00:37:34This is unreal.
00:37:36This is history.
00:37:39That is 18 changes.
00:37:41Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic.
00:37:48I can't believe she just did that.
00:37:50I've never seen anything like it.
00:37:52The concentration, the skill needed to do something like that.
00:37:57She had to learn it from the master of magic.
00:37:59I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:02For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:05But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:08Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:11I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:17Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:20Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:24No one can do that.
00:38:26We should just give up.
00:38:27Come on, Sophie. There has to be some chance.
00:38:29Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:32I can't do that.
00:38:34No one can do that.
00:38:35You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:40Okay, you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:38:42Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:38:45Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new master of magic?
00:38:51Come on.
00:38:52One of you at least has to try.
00:38:54I can't lose this contract.
00:38:56I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:00Sophie?
00:39:02Eugene?
00:39:03Xavier?
00:39:04If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:11Well, well. Looks like I won.
00:39:15Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:18Really? You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:22Might as well. We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:25Sorry, Samuel, but you shouldn't have put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about
00:39:29magic.
00:39:30It's over. The theater is mine!
00:39:35I failed them. I failed the originate.
00:39:40Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:39:44Hey, what? Where are you going?
00:39:48What is he doing?
00:39:51We still have a shot.
00:39:53I'm going to take it.
00:39:54Daniel, stop. You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself. I won't let you.
00:39:57Brie. Do you trust me?
00:40:03And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:07Wait.
00:40:11The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:15That's adorable!
00:40:17Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:20I'll manage.
00:40:22Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:25This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:27Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:31Listen.
00:40:31This worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:35Hey, that's not true.
00:40:36The only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him.
00:40:39That's enough!
00:40:40Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:40:42The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:40:46That's really cute.
00:40:47I said that's enough.
00:40:49Daniel, are you ready?
00:40:53Your time starts...
00:40:57now.
00:41:07We're waiting.
00:41:10Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:11He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:14What is he doing?
00:41:15Does he even do his magic?
00:41:17Hey, honey.
00:41:18It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:21But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:24What are you doing, boy?
00:41:27Just trust him.
00:41:28He has it under control.
00:41:29Are you kidding me?
00:41:30If he has it under control, I'm frickin' Merlin himself.
00:41:34Hey, Brie, uh, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:38Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:41:42Okay, seriously, get off the stage!
00:41:43You look like a fucking ass!
00:41:46Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:41:48Hey, knock it out.
00:41:49Daniel, what are you doing?
00:41:51Are you happy?
00:41:52You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:01Time.
00:42:02Time.
00:42:03Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:05See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:08But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:11Stand still.
00:42:16Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:18Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:23This is.
00:42:27What's he gonna do?
00:42:28Let's find out.
00:42:33Don't blink.
00:42:43Congratulations.
00:42:44One change in 30 seconds.
00:42:46I win.
00:42:47But you can't call that a competition.
00:42:50What a waste of time.
00:42:51Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:42:52Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:42:56Are you sure about that?
00:42:57I might.
00:43:0376.
00:43:0477.
00:43:06What the?
00:43:15How did he do that?
00:43:19That is...
00:43:2077...
00:43:2078.
00:43:25That is right there.
00:43:27Can we do that?
00:43:29Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes!
00:43:33I can't believe it.
00:43:34It's not possible!
00:43:35It's impossible!
00:43:38It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:43:44Wait.
00:43:45Is he the real master of magic?
00:43:49The misdirect you used.
00:43:52Showmanship.
00:43:53The transformation on a massive scale.
00:43:57Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend, because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:14Oh, God.
00:44:17I just made an ax of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:22Without question, I believe I seek for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:30Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:31Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:36Daniel!
00:44:37Daniel!
00:44:38Daniel!
00:44:40Daniel!
00:44:41Daniel!
00:44:41Daniel!
00:44:43Daniel!
00:44:43Daniel!
00:44:44Please.
00:44:45Please forgive me.
00:44:46I was just so inspired by our example growing up, that I feel as if you've been with me every
00:44:50step of the way.
00:44:51How dare you lie to me? You swore to me you learned everything from him. You're nothing but a fraud.
00:44:57Get out of here.
00:45:02I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:07magic.
00:45:08Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:16Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:22I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:28You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:33Here. Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:45:38So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:45:44I won both rounds at the competition, didn't I?
00:45:47Well, yes.
00:45:50Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:45:54Right. Of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:45:59What do I think of your offer?
00:46:06Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:10Ah!
00:46:13That was so good!
00:46:18Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:26You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:31Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:46:36And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:46:44Wow!
00:46:46You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:46:48After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:46:51What? No, we were just joking!
00:46:54Right?
00:46:55Guys?
00:46:57You're gonna stay with us.
00:46:58Right, Daniel?
00:47:00Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We were just, you know, giving him some love!
00:47:05Yeah!
00:47:06Yeah!
00:47:06The three of you, your actions were a disgrace, disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:14I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:18Punishment?
00:47:18Punishment is a very strong word!
00:47:20No, you don't.
00:47:21First of all, I don't like that one.
00:47:22You know...
00:47:24I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:47:36I know, I see it!
00:47:38That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:47:40Disgusting!
00:47:42What are you doing?
00:47:43Go! Just go!
00:47:44We have to go here!
00:47:46Why?
00:47:50So, you're really him.
00:47:54Master of magic.
00:47:56I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:00If, um, you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:08But, uh, whether you stay or leave, it's, well, it's completely your decision.
00:48:14So, what do you say?
00:48:18If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:23I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:26That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:48:45That bracelet.
00:48:49Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:01Hey, all this time when I didn't recognize you, Daniel Angier, but you're still the same, the older brother looking
00:49:10out for the smaller kid.
00:49:12But, anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:17When I met her the most, I let him down.
00:49:24Eric knew what he was doing, and he was so proud of you.
00:49:29The only time you let him down is when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:49:35What?
00:49:36Eric believed in you.
00:49:38In your gifts.
00:49:39Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:49:42You're still the master of magic.
00:49:45You just have to claim it.
00:49:52Where'd he go?
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:54Daniel!
00:49:55We won an interview!
00:49:56In here.
00:50:07I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:09He's got to be here somewhere.
00:50:19You're friends.
00:50:20Ah, well that sounds awful.
00:50:50You're friends.
00:50:59You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:05Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:11So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:28This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:32No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:51:48What happened to this orphanage?
00:51:51Good business.
00:51:53That's what happened.
00:52:01This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:03He owns the orphanage.
00:52:04You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:06Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:08Silly boy.
00:52:10Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:13I was out in two years.
00:52:14And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:17As well as this place.
00:52:19It's mine.
00:52:20I bought it.
00:52:21And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:23To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:25And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:27You're a monster.
00:52:28Nah.
00:52:29If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:52:32Oh, you can't.
00:52:34Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:52:38See this watch?
00:52:39This is worth more than the whole place.
00:52:41So, you either give me the money for the orphanage,
00:52:45or you get the fuck out.
00:52:47I'm gonna get it.
00:52:48Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:52:51Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:52:54Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:52:59You can't be serious.
00:53:01What about the children?
00:53:03Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:06Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:07Yeah.
00:53:08Yeah, you are.
00:53:10But, listen.
00:53:13You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:15Ten grand a night.
00:53:17You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:20I didn't think so.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:25Paying once millions for this place.
00:53:28I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:53:34You'll have your money.
00:53:36Oh, yeah.
00:53:38Where are you gonna get it?
00:53:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:53:46I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:53:50I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:13I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:21I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:21Check out the three links to try to steal the money of the top burglars in the world.
00:54:26Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:54:33Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:54:37Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:54:44They're good.
00:54:45Almost as good as me.
00:54:48Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:54:59That's why I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:08I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:12And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:15Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:18And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:21We don't need a knife.
00:55:22I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:28Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:55:36See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:55:39If I can't, I take nothing.
00:55:49How did he do that?
00:55:51Well, this is Vegas.
00:55:53He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:55:56Give us a moment.
00:56:00There's nobody here.
00:56:02Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:04I like it.
00:56:05He's clearly eating all the reason.
00:56:07It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:09We could double cross him easy.
00:56:12All right.
00:56:14We'll let you help us.
00:56:15And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:19But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:24I'm listening.
00:56:27You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:56:29Clear it out.
00:56:30Bring us the chips.
00:56:32You have five minutes.
00:56:33Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:56:37Look at him.
00:56:39This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:56:42First, you're going to need a key.
00:56:44You got that?
00:56:45A key.
00:56:46And then, my own two ratings is done.
00:56:50Honey, you should give up now.
00:56:53You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:00Okay.
00:57:03He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:06He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:07Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:09Hopeless.
00:57:10This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:12Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:16Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:18Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:20I need a drink of water.
00:57:22He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:23Look at him.
00:57:28Oh, are you serious?
00:57:30Jesus Christ.
00:57:31I am a klutz and a half.
00:57:35I am so sorry.
00:57:35Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:57:37No, no, get off of me, man.
00:57:39Piece of garbage.
00:57:40Sorry.
00:57:40Yeah, garbage.
00:57:41Just.
00:57:43He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:57:46He could grab the key.
00:57:47He's a little bit of a failure.
00:57:48I have seen enough.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:55You had your shot and you blew it.
00:57:57Like the same thief you are.
00:58:00Now you can go.
00:58:01You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:04Best in the world, huh?
00:58:08Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:22Impossible.
00:58:22He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:25Who is this guy?
00:58:27Could he be the one playing us?
00:58:29How?
00:58:31How did he do that?
00:58:32Is this enough proof for you?
00:58:35Ladies?
00:58:37Those chips did not come from the card.
00:58:39No one is that girl.
00:58:41He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:58:44That makes sense.
00:58:46He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:58:48If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:58:50we wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:58:52He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:58:55All right.
00:58:57They'll let you help us.
00:58:58But don't get in our way.
00:59:02Deal.
00:59:05Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:08Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:10I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:12All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:15Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:18This is child's play.
00:59:20Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:21It's time for a distraction.
00:59:25When I walk past those guards,
00:59:27they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
00:59:30Your plan is broken.
00:59:34What did you just say?
00:59:36I said your plan is broken.
00:59:37Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
00:59:40Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
00:59:45and that perfume that she just sprayed on
00:59:47has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
00:59:54That's what I thought.
00:59:56Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
00:59:59Now shut up and watch a professional work.
01:00:03Look, idiot.
01:00:05Watch her sway.
01:00:08It is already starting to fight.
01:00:21Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:25She took him for all he was worth.
01:00:28And before that,
01:00:30the head of Monaco.
01:00:31So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:00:34You'll see for yourself in three, two, one.
01:00:39Oh my God.
01:00:40Can I smell that?
01:00:41Oh my God.
01:00:48Oh, that scent.
01:00:50I get the disease.
01:00:51Halt!
01:00:53Halt!
01:00:54Get back to your post.
01:00:56What are you doing?
01:00:58Damn it.
01:00:59The perfume does not work on women.
01:01:01It's fine.
01:01:02I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:04And if that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:07They do not have time.
01:01:09We need a new destruction now.
01:01:14What's in him?
01:01:15When he goes to destroy the guards,
01:01:17they will catch him.
01:01:18We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:22You go.
01:01:25Ay, ay, ay, ay.
01:01:26These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:01:29I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:01:31Exactly.
01:01:32He'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need.
01:01:36This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:01:40I almost feel sorry for him.
01:01:47Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:01:50He's walking right past the guards.
01:01:53Maybe he's leaving.
01:01:54Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:00Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:01Is he serious?
01:02:03My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:06It's hard to let go.
01:02:08It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:10I can't do anything.
01:02:12He's not even using Zindru slot machines.
01:02:14He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:16How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:17Huh?
01:02:18How?
01:02:20This is ridiculous.
01:02:21We have to go in.
01:02:22He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:24He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:02:25My bedroom is ready.
01:02:26I'm going back.
01:02:27No, babe.
01:02:31I want to see him fail.
01:02:33Then he will cut.
01:02:47No way.
01:02:51Oh my gosh, amazing!
01:02:53On your first try?
01:02:56Jackpot?
01:02:56How did he do that?
01:02:58All I can is he probably just got lucky.
01:03:00That's not a real distraction.
01:03:13The slot machines are paying off!
01:03:25All security personnel to the floor.
01:03:27That's impossible!
01:03:28Why is Sam Hill just happy?
01:03:30Is he more there than any chair?
01:03:32Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:03:39No, probably just more beginners look.
01:03:41Right.
01:03:42When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:03:46He's going in the vault.
01:03:47He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:03:55Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:03:57To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:02Trying to go in without us!
01:04:03Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:07-cross us.
01:04:08Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:14Hot blazes!
01:04:15How did that happen?
01:04:23You are going to pay for that!
01:04:24Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:04:26And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:04:30That's right.
01:04:31We're too good.
01:04:32We are professionals.
01:04:34You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:04:37Oh, whatever.
01:04:38Step aside.
01:04:39We are wasting valuable time.
01:04:41It is time for the professionals to work.
01:04:47Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:04:50She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:04:55week.
01:04:55Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:04:58Just as I thought.
01:04:59Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:03No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:07Me.
01:05:09Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:15Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:05:26One down.
01:05:28Three to go.
01:05:33Intruder alert.
01:05:35False entry detected.
01:05:36Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:05:38Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:05:40We have to make it stop.
01:05:42Just give me a minute.
01:05:43We don't have a minute.
01:05:44How did you disarm it last time?
01:05:45Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:05:48Somebody shut him up.
01:05:49Eleven.
01:05:50Well, I'm just saying you've done this before, so...
01:05:53No problem.
01:05:54Stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy.
01:05:58Five.
01:05:59Four.
01:06:00Three.
01:06:01Two.
01:06:04Three.
01:06:05Two.
01:06:05Two.
01:06:08Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:11Got it.
01:06:12Sure you did.
01:06:14How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:19You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:06:22Like I did.
01:06:23Uh, give me another second.
01:06:26Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:06:28Hold on.
01:06:29I'll give it a shot.
01:06:31You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:06:33I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:06:36Stop distracting her.
01:06:38This is a job for the pros.
01:06:39Alisa, you got this.
01:06:40No, she doesn't.
01:06:41What are you talking about?
01:06:43She won't get it open.
01:06:44The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:06:46You do not know what you're talking about.
01:06:48You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:06:55Hmm.
01:06:56Got it.
01:06:58She won't get it open.
01:06:59Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:04What is it?
01:07:06What's wrong?
01:07:08It's hollow.
01:07:10The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:13Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:14I can help.
01:07:15My idiot had almost found it.
01:07:17Alisa.
01:07:19What?
01:07:21Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:07:23And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:07:28the casino.
01:07:32Hold yours.
01:07:33Try not to screw up, but I already started.
01:07:35Don't worry.
01:07:37We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:07:44What the hell are you doing?
01:07:46Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:07:49He's drunk.
01:07:50He's been drunk the whole time.
01:07:51We're just seeing it now.
01:07:53Well, if he'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:07:57All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:02Thumbs up.
01:08:03Tickle him.
01:08:07Now for the magic words.
01:08:11Open sesame.
01:08:21How the hell?
01:08:23Impossibly.
01:08:24Who are you?
01:08:25Are we in overhead?
01:08:27Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:08:37What the fuck?
01:08:41God damn.
01:08:43There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:08:45I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:08:47I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kiski and see.
01:09:00Bingo.
01:09:03Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:06Just taking my share.
01:09:09You think you are so smart.
01:09:11Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:17We played you the entire time.
01:09:19And you didn't even notice.
01:09:20You see those cameras?
01:09:23They've been recording us the entire time.
01:09:25Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:09:29All of us.
01:09:31Except for you.
01:09:32You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:09:34You were just our fault, right?
01:09:36That is what happens when you try to run the city, girls.
01:09:39Enjoy prison.
01:09:41Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:09:43It's safe for you to come in.
01:09:49Oh, this is more than I even thought.
01:09:53Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:09:56Come on, ladies.
01:09:57We can't stand around.
01:09:58Pack up.
01:09:59Who's this?
01:10:01Oh, no one.
01:10:02A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:06We had him take the fall.
01:10:07He was easy.
01:10:08Almost a little too easy.
01:10:09It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:12Sorry, buddy.
01:10:13But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:16I'll remember that next time.
01:10:20Wait.
01:10:21Wait, I know that voice.
01:10:23Who...
01:10:24Who are you?
01:10:28You know exactly who I am.
01:10:32You stupid broads!
01:10:34Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:10:35A wannabe petty thief.
01:10:37Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:10:39He is a nobody.
01:10:40He's...
01:10:41He's not a nobody.
01:10:42He's...
01:10:42Richard, tranquilo.
01:10:44He's just our patsy.
01:10:45We had him in our web the entire time.
01:10:48He wasn't in your web.
01:10:49You were in his.
01:10:50You fools!
01:10:52Please.
01:10:54Please don't do this.
01:10:55Let us go.
01:10:56Relax, Richard.
01:10:58I can do anything crazy, like...
01:11:00reactivate the alarms.
01:11:01Oh, thank you.
01:11:04Because I already have.
01:11:08What?
01:11:13What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:15And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:18You think you can just waltz in here?
01:11:20Steal my stash?
01:11:22No.
01:11:23Not here.
01:11:24Not on my turf.
01:11:27Oh, Jesus.
01:11:29The three links, huh?
01:11:31KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:11:35The world's best cat burglars.
01:11:38My pink ass.
01:11:40Oh, God.
01:11:41And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:11:43The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:11:46Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:11:52And you.
01:11:54That mask.
01:11:57I know you.
01:11:58You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:03Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:06But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:09I put him down like a dog.
01:12:12I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:15Tell you what.
01:12:17We're going to finish that job right now.
01:12:25Well, I knew it.
01:12:27You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:12:35That's not my blood.
01:12:41You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:12:45And you know why you didn't?
01:12:48He blinked.
01:12:50Get him!
01:12:53Sweet.
01:12:54You guys brought flowers.
01:13:18That's enough.
01:13:19That's enough.
01:13:28How did you do that?
01:13:30Lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:13:33What the hell happened?
01:13:35Why am I tied up?
01:13:36Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:13:40Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:13:42I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:13:46Now, why would I go to prison?
01:13:47You're the thief.
01:13:48You're stealing from me.
01:13:51It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in
01:13:56the United States.
01:13:57Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:00Because who the hell are you?
01:14:05I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:09No!
01:14:10No!
01:14:10No!
01:14:11No!
01:14:11No!
01:14:12No!
01:14:12No!
01:14:12No!
01:14:12It's out of here!
01:14:14No!
01:14:14No!
01:14:15No!
01:14:16No!
01:14:24We did it, Eric.
01:14:26Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:14:29Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:14:33We did it.
01:14:40And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:14:45And the library.
01:14:47We get brand new books every day.
01:14:51I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:14:55You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:14:59Hi!
01:15:00Mommy!
01:15:01Daddy!
01:15:02Let's get ice cream before the show!
01:15:04Yeah!
01:15:04Ice cream!
01:15:05Read my mind!
01:15:06You're like a little magician.
01:15:08Okay, I guess we'll see and we'll see.
01:15:10Always looking forward to it.
01:15:11Let's go get that ice cream.
01:15:12Bye!
01:15:19Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:15:26The one.
01:15:28The only.
01:15:30Mistress of Magic herself.
01:15:36Charity Angier.
01:15:38Woo!
01:15:40Good to think.
01:16:01Transcription by CastingWords
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