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Meu Cara Certo
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00:00Three months' salary on the small fonds, hen.
00:03Right or better about this Valentine's Day gift.
00:08Hey, tell me, tell me I'm a good boy.
00:11Yeah, yeah, I am...
00:14What the fuck are you doing?!
00:21I'm not fucking eating this shit!
00:25No, no, no, no.
00:26Fucking stepsister.
00:30Fucking asshole.
00:33This is all fucking bullshit!
00:50Welcome back, boss.
00:51So, three days from now, you're officially the boss of Vanderbilt Group.
00:54As per your dear grandpa's orders.
00:56Mr. Vanderbilt, that is.
00:58Ready for all the fun that comes with it?
01:04You find her yet?
01:05Not yet, boss. I'm...
01:07I'm still on it.
01:16By the way, boss.
01:18About your engagement with the Parkers...
01:21I told you!
01:22It's her or no one!
01:23Pull over!
01:35Where is she?
01:38Where is she?
01:48Where is she?
01:51Ugh!
01:52Get out of the room!
01:55Ugh!
01:56Look at you all lovey-dovey and shit.
01:59I didn't even get a kiss today.
02:01I...
02:02I lost a guy before he could even kiss me.
02:07So, yeah.
02:09Happy fucking Valentine's Day to me!
02:14What am I gonna find?
02:16My mystery, right?
02:21Hello?
02:23Anyone up there?
02:37Holy shit!
02:38It's her!
02:44Oh!
02:45Gotta express!
02:50Are you my mystery?
02:53Will you marry me?
02:56I do.
03:07Ready to go in?
03:11Uh...
03:12Look, sir.
03:13I...
03:14I'm sorry about earlier.
03:15I was wasted.
03:16I'm sober now.
03:17And I said yes without really meaning it.
03:19I don't really do the whole marrying strangers thing.
03:23Strangers?
03:25She doesn't remember me?
03:27Yeah.
03:27So, I just got out of a breakup.
03:29I'm not really looking to get into a new one.
03:31And look, I get it.
03:32I'm cute.
03:33Guys drop on their knee all the time.
03:34But I'm just not that type of girl.
03:36So...
03:38I...
03:40Oh!
03:42Hello?
03:47Ms. Parker, congratulations.
03:50You've won the first prize in the castle off of Valentine's Day raffle a luxurious mansion.
03:55No way!
03:57Are you...
03:58Are you for real?
03:59Absolutely.
04:00Just bring your husband and your marriage certificate to claim it.
04:03Hell yeah.
04:04Fuck that cheating, ex.
04:06I just want a damn mansion.
04:11Wait...
04:12Husband and marriage certificate...
04:18Hey!
04:19Wait!
04:19Mister!
04:22Hey!
04:22Wait!
04:23I missed her.
04:26So...
04:26Why do you want to marry me?
04:29She doesn't remember me at all.
04:31If I tell her I've been looking for her for ten years, she'll think I'm nuts.
04:36My family is pressuring me for marriage.
04:40Perfect!
04:41A fake marriage.
04:42We both get what we want.
04:44I play the doting wife.
04:45You play the smitten husband.
04:46Let's do it!
04:52Mom!
04:54Dad!
04:55Look at what Olivia did to me!
04:57You have to do something about this!
05:01Well, if you hadn't stolen her boyfriend, she wouldn't have thrown coffee on you.
05:06What the hell are you saying?
05:08Your little brats fucked up my daughter's face!
05:11Are you happy now?
05:13Exactly!
05:14How am I supposed to marry the Vanderbelts now?
05:16Huh?
05:18That engagement was set up by Diana.
05:20For Livia.
05:22Not you.
05:23Stop it!
05:24Your dead ex-wife doesn't run this household anymore!
05:26I do!
05:28So go get your little princess so I can put her in her place.
05:35That mansion's basically mine.
05:38That mansion's basically mine.
05:51I have to go, but we'll pick up the prize tomorrow.
05:54Okay?
05:57Hey!
05:58What prize?
06:00Olivia, I'll make you remember me.
06:05Dale!
06:07I got married.
06:09Send some gifts to my wife's family.
06:14Daddy, Mom, are you okay?
06:16You little tramp.
06:18Finally come home to face the glory.
06:20Look what you've done to my daughter's face.
06:26You helped them trick me?
06:28Honey, you shouldn't have thrown your coffee out, Bianca.
06:32Just apologize to her.
06:34No, Deb, she deserved it!
06:36What the fuck did you just say?
06:40I said you deserved it.
06:42You slept with my boyfriend and now you're acting like a victim.
06:44You little bitch.
06:46Mr. Vanderbilt's back and Bianca's marrying him.
06:49So if you run your mouth off outside this house, I'll rip your tongue out!
06:53You two are really shameless.
06:56That engagement was set up by my mother for me before she died.
07:02Why does it belong to Bianca?
07:04Olivia, just do what Vivian says and don't bring up your mom.
07:09You've failed her.
07:12And you've failed me too.
07:14Ever since you cheated with this...
07:16this homewrecker.
07:20Mom and I have...
07:21stopped being part of your family.
07:26You know what?
07:28Doesn't matter.
07:30Because I'm getting married.
07:32What?
07:36Starting tomorrow I'm moving out.
07:40Wait.
07:41Who would marry you?
07:43Did you find some homeless guy on the side of the walk or...
07:46Wait, wait, wait.
07:48Did you trick a blind guy to it?
07:50Shush!
07:58Wedding gigs from Vanderbilt's Tamil.
08:01Not and I'm getting married.
08:15I don't know.
08:17What?
08:20Mr. Vanderbilt is sooo generous! All these are for me?
08:26Wait, that's the Langford girl. What's going on?
08:30Boss said he wouldn't marry her, but he's already sending wedding gifts?
08:34What the hell is he playing at?
08:37Yes, everything you see here is for Ms. Parker, all personally selected by Mr. Vanderbilt.
08:45Do thank him for these exquisite gifts. They just end so quickly after he returned.
08:52Our families will definitely be doing big dealings in the future.
08:56Yeah, well, since the gifts have been delivered, we will be on our way.
09:06Oh my!
09:10You see, any of these is worth more than whatever trash you married could ever, ever afford.
09:21Who cares? My husband's hot as hell.
09:24Go find Mr. Vanderbilt or something a little risque.
09:28Hook him and you're set for life.
09:32Yeah, good luck with that.
09:33Mr. Vanderbilt doesn't date.
09:36Wonder.
09:37Maybe he's one of those guys that can't get it up.
09:48Why is my ear burning? Feels like somebody's talking shit.
09:58What are you doing here?
09:59Baby, I just couldn't wait to see you the second you get back.
10:03Uh, don't baby me. We've spoken like what? Three times?
10:07Come on, baby. I even got a little surprise for you.
10:13I just can't wait to be with you.
10:15I can't wait to be doing something naughty with you.
10:33From now on, no more random guests allowed.
10:37Yes, sir.
10:44Playing hard to get? You should send me a fortune in gifts.
10:48You totally want me, man.
11:06Welcome to your castle of love grand prize mansion.
11:09You're telling me this place is all mine?
11:14You're telling me this place is all mine?
11:17That's right.
11:18Have a seat.
11:21Per the agreement, you and your husband live here together for 90 full days.
11:27Then, this mansion is yours forever.
11:29If we find any fraud during this period, it will charge you 5 million penalty.
11:365 million? I couldn't pay that even if I emptied my organs on eBay.
11:43I have to live here with him for 90 days.
11:47Exactly. You two are married. Of course you are living together, right?
11:53Unless this marriage isn't real?
11:56Of course it's real. I am fine with it. But my husband, it's just he has a problem.
12:04Oh, I'm totally more than fine.
12:07One of a kind grand prizes.
12:10Huge honor.
12:12My wife and I are going to live here sweetly.
12:14Forever.
12:16Great.
12:18If there are no issues, then sign the hairpiece.
12:24Here you go.
12:26Darling.
12:26Thank you, darling.
12:30Perfect.
12:32Enjoy your new married life.
12:36Listen, this is a fake 90 day marriage.
12:39Day 91, we divorce.
12:41Okay?
12:49Sweetheart.
12:50Right now, you're the one begging me.
12:53And that's not how you ask for a favor.
13:01Okay. 90 days with a guy this hot.
13:04I might not hate my life.
13:06Damn.
13:07This pic's real.
13:09Oh god.
13:10What are you doing?
13:12Hands off, Fia.
13:14Hands off.
13:17You're right.
13:18I'm the one that needs this.
13:21So when we divorce, I will give you half of the mansion.
13:23Okay?
13:26Bye.
13:28So, she's actually kind of fun.
13:36This place is huge.
13:38I could totally get lost in here.
13:41What's this room for?
13:52What's this room for?
14:00His body is...
14:03insane.
14:05Like what you're saying.
14:06I-I didn't mean to.
14:19I-I-I didn't mean to.
14:37Oh my god.
14:38So, this is my first kiss.
14:41This is what it actually feels like.
14:43Warm.
14:44Dizzy.
14:45Wow.
14:46He's stupidly hot.
14:48The lips, the chest, the abs.
14:52Okay.
14:52Yeah.
14:53He really knows what he's doing.
14:59Yeah.
15:02Olivia, Olivia, Olivia.
15:04Now I heard you won...
15:06A big ol' prize.
15:08That's none of your business.
15:10Babe.
15:11Listen.
15:13That day was...
15:14a misunderstanding.
15:16A bummer.
15:18Babe?
15:19Babe?
15:26That was so rude.
15:31No wonder she's rushed into marriage.
15:34She must have done it for the price.
15:36And probably grabbed some hobo off the streets to do that.
15:41You know what?
15:42Once I can prove it's fake...
15:46The five million dollars penalty will bury her.
15:50If you handled things better in the first place, that mansion would be my...
15:57I mean...
15:57Ours.
15:59Brighter.
16:00Think bigger.
16:02Never mind a mansion.
16:04Once I marry the Vanderbilt group, we'll be rolling in gold.
16:11You are so naughty.
16:14Show me how good and naughty you are.
16:27Everyone, start from today, Mr. Vanderbilt officially takes over the group as CEO.
16:36As his secondary and his future wife, my words are his words.
16:43Meow.
16:45Of course, Mrs. Vanderbilt, we are all yours.
16:49That's right.
16:51We're all on your side.
16:53Okay.
16:54Mr. Vanderbilt is going to be here any minute now.
16:58So everyone, chop chop, get your project ready.
17:03You're going to be reporting to the CEO.
17:05Yes ma'am.
17:08You.
17:10Come here.
17:12Me?
17:13Yeah, you.
17:14Here.
17:17What can I get for you, Mrs. Vanderbilt?
17:21Let's see.
17:22Get me a coffee and make sure it's scalding hot.
17:26Okay.
17:27Sure thing.
17:34Here you go, Mrs. Vanderbilt.
17:47Oh no, Mrs. Vanderbilt.
17:49Please don't.
17:51Knew you'd pull this crap.
17:52Idiots.
17:54Coffee's room 10.
17:55Coffee's room 10.
17:56Coffee's room 10.
17:56Coffee's room 10.
17:56Coffee's room 10.
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17:56Coffee's room 10.
17:57Coffee's room 10.
17:57Coffee's room 10.
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