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00:00:02Tonight's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks
00:00:06versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:09It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:11Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam
00:00:26when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis Blake Ashburn
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:02Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:05Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck is your goddamn pop?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:20We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:21We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:22We're done!
00:01:23The winner is the Thunderhawks!
00:01:28Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam!
00:01:30Adam over here!
00:01:33Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh, my God!
00:01:56Adam!
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:07But Emma?
00:02:08She can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:36No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:41Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:48You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:12Very.
00:03:14You guys.
00:03:15Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god.
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29I'm fucking stupid.
00:03:32I can't fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break my fucking heartache.
00:03:37Move schools for him.
00:03:42Alright, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburn.
00:03:54Blake Ashburn.
00:03:55Blake Ashburn.
00:03:56Blake Ashburn.
00:03:59Blake Ashburn.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:15Lucy.
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:19This is not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:22I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:23Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:29I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy, you told me that my best friend is better in bed than
00:04:51me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:52It's pretty low, even for a fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back.
00:05:05Hey, what's this?
00:05:06I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore can enjoy some art?
00:05:08God.
00:05:10Wow.
00:05:10You know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop.
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:14No, no, no.
00:05:15Hold on.
00:05:15I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:23You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right?
00:05:32Don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we were going to have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey.
00:05:44It's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off.
00:05:48It'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Come on.
00:05:50No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:54You like that?
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:05:57Lucy.
00:05:59Lucy.
00:06:01Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10and this definitely isn't mine where the fuck am i
00:06:16what's up you're my place relax everything's cool i ain't still your kidneys did you change
00:06:23my clothes you uh fell on you hit your head you're kind of like swimming around this puddle
00:06:29of beer so i gave you my shirt don't worry don't worry i wasn't peeking
00:06:38i mean all that much but ew oh my god
00:06:43oh my god this is such a nightmare my fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate and
00:06:50now i've been abducted by blake ashburn of all people how come every time you say my name you
00:06:56say it like it's an insult you know do you remember when you duct taped adam's car last year yeah
00:07:02that
00:07:02was my car
00:07:05i mean you gotta admit that was pretty funny right no i thought it was adam's car and he
00:07:11deserved it why do you guys hate each other so much
00:07:14let me have some mystery oh my god i feel i feel so so stupid right now
00:07:20you know what i think is fucked up the way that adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence
00:07:25what if he's right maybe maybe i am bad at having sex that's what guys like him do they make
00:07:32you feel
00:07:32smaller so he can feel better about himself it's pathetic but seriously don't want to catch him
00:07:38so what is she just just pretend like i'm fine i don't know you should get back adam
00:07:48what are you saying don't you want hurting the way that he hurts you
00:07:52maybe i don't know you do and i want to knock him off his game before the playoffs
00:07:58what are you thinking
00:08:08i think you sleep with me
00:08:16what no not for real pretend sex
00:08:21no no absolutely not listen you pretend to have sex with me just to get under adam's skin and mess
00:08:27him up before the game but it's not real it's fake i am not taking my clothes off for you
00:08:32you
00:08:32wouldn't have to take your clothes off it's fake well you're like the biggest man whore at the school
00:08:36i don't trust you at all that man whore stuff is a total ruin it's bullshit and once adam sees
00:08:42us together he's going to be totally jealous and he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with
00:08:46somebody else okay i promise you're like the enemy i would never do that to my team
00:08:53all right
00:08:56what what are you looking at what is that no give it to me
00:09:06yes honestly i couldn't have done it without my girl
00:09:09she keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world
00:09:15that's my heart i'm i make that hot chocolate for him so yeah this one's to you babe
00:09:21oh my god oh my god it's not your team okay look you stole my win and you broke your
00:09:31heart
00:09:33why don't you say me and you we get some revenge
00:09:38okay what what do i have to do
00:09:49you could start by making some hot chocolate for me
00:10:00still making me hot chocolates i see i'm adam's girlfriend now you are just embarrassing yourself
00:10:05i mean seriously that outfit did you get dressed in the dark this morning
00:10:12here you fix it what
00:10:17excuse me sorry sir she made this for me
00:10:25damn that's good thank you baby yeah
00:10:35of course
00:10:39baby what the hell's going on here oh you haven't heard the news we're hooking up
00:10:46there's no way oh you don't believe me cute baby why don't you lick this off my finger like you
00:10:53did
00:10:53last night
00:10:56blake if you're trying to make me believe that you and lucy had sex you're wasting your time
00:11:03you
00:11:24yummy yummy yeah she's very thorough you know what i mean i love dairy
00:11:32she does oh what's the matter me boy huh you can move on but lucy can't i think that's called
00:11:42what toxic masculinity you fuck i don't care yeah well i hope that's true because you're gonna lose
00:11:48the game and your girl on the same night then my girl's right here i upgraded
00:11:56yeah sure well i don't know about you guys but uh i can't keep my hands off of her jesus
00:12:04christ
00:12:05watch
00:12:10oh shit i have to go alone with this
00:12:17well what do you say i think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game
00:12:22really really yeah yeah baby later
00:12:34come on adam forget about them just losers yeah okay this better work
00:12:43it's gonna work trust me it's gonna take the bait all right you ready to put on a show
00:12:49yeah let's go yeah let's go let's move
00:13:11god she looks incredible
00:13:17what what do i look okay oh perfect let's do this
00:13:48do you see that look on his face the look of pure jealousy he's gonna come in here trust me
00:13:54all right i'm ready when you are
00:14:04okay you guys kind of like kissing a mannequin but you can do better than that i'm just nervous
00:14:11okay why don't we take a deep breath
00:14:17the first rule is eye contact
00:14:22i'll live with you it's confidence move the way that you want to move
00:14:26trust yourself trust yourself and move three physical touch touch touch me like you want me to feel you
00:14:36take every moment every second
00:14:41and lean in here and lean in like you want to tell me a secret okay
00:14:47okay
00:15:01just trust me
00:15:24she wouldn't and perfect let's roll and now for a little surprise we're going
00:15:30behind the scenes to catch star player blake ashburn before the game
00:15:39oh
00:15:42hi adam
00:15:44oh my god
00:15:55all right you guys come on get the fuck out of
00:16:00oh fucking vultures
00:16:02fuck you okay oh my god it's the camera i'll head to it you're professional
00:16:16can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there who was that is she one
00:16:20of your latest flings the client no i'm too clean
00:16:24oh come on a young athlete you has got to have a rotating roster of girls
00:16:29no you see that girl was uh
00:16:34she's my girlfriend
00:16:47and actually i'm gonna win the game for him
00:16:50so if you'll excuse me
00:16:51mr blake please can you tell us more we'd love to know more please mr blake
00:16:59what have i done
00:17:08isn't that the girl from the jungle tron
00:17:10oh god i am so humiliated
00:17:14the one blake coho's girlfriend
00:17:15she's so lucky
00:17:24you think you can just steal my call
00:17:26i already did
00:17:28good luck with my sloppy seconds
00:17:30you know i had her screaming my name last night
00:17:38what the fuck is that
00:17:38hey we're done we're done we started it let's go
00:17:43let's go to the box
00:17:55no blake blake blake blake blake come on guys blake blake blake blake blake blake blake
00:18:11what do you think that huh
00:18:11good job
00:18:12so tell me now that i've won uh
00:18:17Do I get a kiss?
00:18:25Okay, it's just for show.
00:18:29And I'm going to kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so.
00:18:45I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:51I just said we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:02Wow, Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:06My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, rule number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35A random touching.
00:19:37Well, what about?
00:19:38You'll not hear me now.
00:19:44No, no, no, no.
00:19:46You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:55Rule number two is no hooking up with other people.
00:20:03No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because you're jealous?
00:20:09What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:13I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19Story?
00:20:19Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:25So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so.
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46They're trusting.
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:20:57Shut up, shut up.
00:20:57Shut up, shut up.
00:20:58Shut up, man, man.
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:02A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh, look who it is.
00:21:12Blake.
00:21:12What a question.
00:21:13You guys are doing a fucking job today.
00:21:17Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky term.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:29He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:47Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man more.
00:21:53Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:09Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed this over in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19It's you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn.
00:22:25Damn.
00:22:26Get him.
00:22:27I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37Get this right.
00:22:38She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:40Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:42It's honestly weird.
00:22:44I'm going to murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:55I'm your dad.
00:22:56Are you sure everything is working down there?
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch him.
00:23:10You're going to regret his being like that again.
00:23:12Oh, don't act like he didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21Alright, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're going to go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32Blake.
00:23:33Blake, what the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, he totally showed him up, didn't he?
00:23:37Oh, thank God.
00:23:40This is all for show, but they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43Alright, it's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:03Is that Lucy chickened out?
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Oh, yeah.
00:24:15Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy, you are so fucking dead.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25Bend your little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:31Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32Get in a little sluts.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah, right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:57No!
00:24:58Wow!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:06Just come.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07Just come.
00:25:08Just come.
00:25:08All right.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off.
00:25:14We're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:34God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36What, you just couldn't pass it the opportunity for another show?
00:25:38This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:41I ain't a fucking cuck.
00:25:45I ain't a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:55Very impressed.
00:25:56It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:00I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:03At, uh, at faking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:14Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:16No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it's just, like, he finished and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like, pathetic human being.
00:26:31I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me, Chad.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:43Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Um, well, we have...
00:26:52rules.
00:26:53Yeah, I know.
00:26:54I was just saying, yeah.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No, I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Keyword fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:07It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:13Strictly professional.
00:27:14Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good?
00:27:19All right.
00:27:20I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:22We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:54All right, well...
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:02Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:15Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:19You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:24Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:37You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44You're my clothes.
00:28:45What?
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Wait, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You can stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20You have your own space.
00:29:21No.
00:29:22That's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake dating.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:36It's a bad idea.
00:29:39Let's go.
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:47So, uh, your room is going to be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV.
00:29:55It's all yours.
00:29:56All right?
00:29:58Do you want some wine?
00:29:59Sure.
00:29:59Yeah.
00:30:14I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Now, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:30:55and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04What does this mean?
00:31:04My mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey is the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:11Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:31:59You never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Sign up for me, please.
00:32:30Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God, why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:57What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 745, so I gotta go.
00:33:11Bye-bye.
00:33:15All right, good.
00:33:16Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:18The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22Bye.
00:33:23Goodbye.
00:33:25Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package. It should have arrived by now. I love you
00:33:42Love you. I just got it. I'm gonna open it now
00:33:53Whoa, how did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that
00:33:59She's so funny
00:34:21Oh my god
00:34:36Oh my god
00:34:41I wanna taste your sweet delight
00:34:46And I'll trace you
00:34:48Skin on mine
00:34:50You follow in my lead
00:34:56Like the sheep
00:34:58She's so on fire
00:35:02Keeping it up to me
00:35:04Let's make it physical
00:35:06Blake
00:35:08You fucking spirit
00:35:10Oh my god, Blake, you're so hot
00:35:14You're so hot
00:35:21For Lucy
00:35:22Love your big sis, Grace
00:35:24How sweet
00:35:34Oh
00:35:35Oh shit
00:35:36She found it
00:35:38And she's liking it
00:35:42Oh
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now
00:35:49Respect her privacy
00:35:51I care so hot
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:54She's thinking about me
00:35:57This is...
00:35:58Really good
00:35:59Phew
00:36:01He's not home yet
00:36:02That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine
00:36:14Your sister got you this
00:36:17Oh
00:36:19My god
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator
00:36:21But then who...
00:36:26So, um
00:36:27There was a package by the door
00:36:31That wasn't from my sister?
00:36:33Um...
00:36:34No
00:36:35That crosses the line so much
00:36:37You cannot just...
00:36:38Come on, relax
00:36:39Listen, you know
00:36:40I was gonna return it
00:36:41But then it seemed like you were enjoying it so much
00:36:45So you...
00:36:47You heard me
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing
00:36:50But then, uh...
00:36:51I heard you
00:36:52Say my name
00:36:53Can you just stop talking?
00:36:55Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it
00:37:00This is getting way too real
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam
00:37:02And I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay
00:37:05Alright, stop
00:37:06No, we're not doing this
00:37:07Let's just end the contract
00:37:09Oh, you wanna end the contract?
00:37:10Um, after the gala
00:37:11We're...
00:37:12We're gonna be done
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah
00:37:22That has to be what I want
00:37:24You can't trust him, Lucy
00:37:26Clearly you can
00:37:31Lucy, come on, open the door
00:37:33Look
00:37:34It was my bad, alright?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line
00:37:38But just...
00:37:40Open the door
00:37:40I'll make it up to you
00:37:41I promise
00:37:43How?
00:37:43I'll take you shopping
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:45I think all of your clothes
00:37:46Are in the bushes
00:37:47Underneath Emma's windows
00:37:48Come on, I'll get you a new dress
00:37:49For the charity gala
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel
00:37:56Woah
00:37:59Did you see mall pretzel?
00:38:00I did
00:38:02Fine
00:38:03Alright, well, then your gowns
00:38:04And your pretzels will reach you
00:38:06Why does he have to be so
00:38:07God damn charming?
00:38:10Come on
00:38:21Come on
00:38:22Come on
00:38:22Come on
00:38:23Come on
00:38:24Come on
00:38:25Come on
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes
00:38:32Since I was a little kid
00:38:33Put your arms up
00:38:39God, look at his hands
00:38:43You taste a safe
00:38:53To kiss me
00:38:55Have you ever had a face for me?
00:39:07Do it
00:39:08Kiss me
00:39:09Just do it
00:39:12Hi, welcome. Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:15Um, yes. We are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:19I've got the perfect one.
00:39:33What do you think?
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:41Uh, I think it's, uh, amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you, and you're beautiful.
00:39:49You two are adorable. Such a lovely couple.
00:39:53Oh, uh, thank you.
00:39:55You know, I think so, too.
00:39:57So what do we think? We taking this dress home?
00:40:00Yes.
00:40:04Wait, Blake, it's $8,000.
00:40:07$8,000 to see you in that dress?
00:40:09This seems like a steal to me.
00:40:12Here you go.
00:40:19Hi.
00:40:21Um, why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:40:26Because if I was your boyfriend, I'd buy you a lingerie.
00:40:28But you're not.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32What size bra?
00:40:34She's a 34B.
00:40:36What the hell?
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:38How do you know my bra size?
00:40:40Eyeballed.
00:40:41You can't eyeball my boobs.
00:40:42I can, and I will.
00:40:48You're impossible.
00:40:49And you love it.
00:40:52Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:40:57Since I have someone that I actually want to wear it for.
00:41:03You forget that I know you, Lucy.
00:41:04I can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not.
00:41:07I don't think I actually am trying to become the person that I've always wanted to be without you.
00:41:12Can I help you?
00:41:14We're shopping.
00:41:15Hey, babe, I like that one.
00:41:16Oh, yeah, that's the red one?
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18So sexy.
00:41:20Cute, right?
00:41:22I like it.
00:41:23What do you think, Adam?
00:41:25Think she'll look good in this?
00:41:26Actually, you know what?
00:41:27Don't answer that.
00:41:27It's really none of your business.
00:41:28Because I'm the one who's going to be seeing her in it.
00:41:30Not you.
00:41:31Sure.
00:41:32You're just doing this to piss me off.
00:41:34Oh, no, it's definitely an added bonus, but I'm really just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot.
00:41:40Oh.
00:41:43And you're not so bad yourself, baby.
00:41:46You need to stay away from Blake, okay?
00:41:48He's just using you.
00:41:49Get your fucking hand off of me.
00:41:50You're going to get your heart broken, Lucy.
00:41:52He's just using you to get back with his supermodel ex-girlfriend.
00:41:58Hey, Adam.
00:41:59Watch her.
00:42:01Look her up.
00:42:02You're not his type.
00:42:05No, I don't trust you.
00:42:06And we're over, so can you just get the fuck out of my face?
00:42:09I think we both know that's a lie.
00:42:11It's not.
00:42:12Shut the fuck up.
00:42:17Adam?
00:42:17What is going on here?
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:20Oh, my God.
00:42:21Seriously?
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Seriously?
00:42:25You know, it's starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on.
00:42:27Let's go, baby.
00:42:33Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:45So, uh, have we go get those bristles?
00:42:48Yes.
00:42:49I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:50Let's go.
00:42:52All right.
00:42:54Blake makes me feel so safe.
00:42:57But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them?
00:43:06Oh, my God.
00:43:06Can we please not start with this?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:12At least she doesn't yap nonstop like you.
00:43:15Jesus Christ.
00:43:16Can you just give it a break?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:21Okay?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:29Adam?
00:43:35Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:39relationship?
00:43:40God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:42So, we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together, we make the beauty and the beast.
00:43:59So, you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh?
00:44:03Why are you doing that?
00:44:06I'm sure you still want to go to the call with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch
00:44:21who's just trying to destroy your confidence.
00:44:23All right?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't, like, measure up to her at all.
00:44:30No, no.
00:44:31You're a million times better than her.
00:44:32In every single fucking way.
00:44:35Okay, well then why did you guys break up?
00:44:37Uh, we broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48I believe that.
00:44:50And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:52You do?
00:44:53You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:56You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01And, you know, you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly,
00:45:05so I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:07Oh, yeah?
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:09That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:13What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:21I have a surprise for you.
00:45:24Hello!
00:45:30Oh, my God.
00:45:32It's so sick.
00:45:33Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome.
00:45:38It's super awesome.
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:42Of course I did.
00:45:43Consider it, like, my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and buying me all these
00:45:48clothes and stuff.
00:45:50Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses, too.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:55Whoa!
00:45:57I guess that, too.
00:45:59Sure.
00:46:00Thank you for that.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:01It was my pleasure.
00:46:03Ah.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:08You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:14Don't tell anybody, or I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:16Don't worry.
00:46:18I won't.
00:46:20Seriously.
00:46:31You know, it was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:35I'm glad you like it.
00:46:36I do.
00:46:37You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:42I don't want to ask you to ask you to get back together with him tonight.
00:46:45What would you say?
00:46:49I don't know.
00:46:53You know what?
00:46:54Don't answer that.
00:46:57I'm sorry I asked
00:47:01Well why don't we
00:47:04Get dressed
00:47:06You know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight
00:47:08So I'm gonna enjoy it
00:47:14Thank you
00:47:29Oh they're all staring
00:47:31Don't trip don't emotionally implode
00:47:34Hey you look nice
00:47:37Thanks
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia
00:47:41Blake's ex
00:47:43Hi boys
00:47:46What is that supposed to mean
00:47:47Oh she was just the last girl
00:47:49That Blake brought to one of these things
00:47:51She's a model
00:47:53You're nowhere near her league
00:47:59Emma why don't you fly out of here
00:48:01On the broomstick you came in on
00:48:03Leave my girl alone
00:48:05Come with me
00:48:15God don't listen to her
00:48:17You look beautiful
00:48:19He's just saying that
00:48:20How could he ever think I'm beautiful
00:48:22After being with someone like Sophia
00:48:24So this is it huh
00:48:30Yep
00:48:32The charity gala
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement
00:48:38Clean ending
00:48:40You know just like we talked about
00:48:43Yeah
00:48:44Clean
00:48:51Well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53Fake dating
00:48:55I knew it
00:49:00You too
00:49:02It's been fun
00:49:09You know it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:14Yeah but after this we go back to real life
00:49:17Yeah
00:49:19But you got what you wanted right
00:49:20You showed him
00:49:21That you are so worth choosing
00:49:24I mean you are
00:49:29Ladies and gentlemen
00:49:30We'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34Well
00:49:35Blake can I see you for just a second
00:49:37We got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40Um
00:49:41Yeah
00:49:42Sure
00:49:43We'll be right back
00:49:50Lucy
00:49:51Can I talk to you for a minute
00:49:53Adam right now is not the time
00:49:55Okay
00:49:55Please just for five minutes
00:50:00Okay
00:50:01Sure
00:50:08I screwed up
00:50:10I know
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:13Emma isn't you
00:50:15She never supported me like you did
00:50:17She never believed in me
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22I just
00:50:23I was jealous
00:50:25I've actually missed you
00:50:27A lot
00:50:28Breaking out with you
00:50:29Was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:35God
00:50:36You're so beautiful
00:50:41Really?
00:50:43Yeah
00:51:00Well I guess she got what she wanted
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam
00:51:09This should feel better
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13I don't know
00:51:13It doesn't feel right
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:23You know that?
00:51:26Congratulations
00:51:27You made me jealous
00:51:28Okay
00:51:28So
00:51:29I want you back now
00:51:31Okay
00:51:31No
00:51:32No
00:51:33I did
00:51:34I did want you back
00:51:36But
00:51:37Great
00:51:38I know
00:51:38I don't want
00:51:39I don't want that anymore
00:51:41That kiss
00:51:42It didn't feel right
00:51:44And I'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47Okay
00:51:48So this is it
00:51:49This is it
00:51:49We're done
00:51:52Goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:51:57Adam
00:52:01Give it a rest
00:52:03You only want Lucy
00:52:04Because Blake wants her
00:52:06You don't know what you're talking about
00:52:12If he broke up with her
00:52:14You would come crawling back to me
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:25Blake
00:52:27Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey
00:52:36Where did you go?
00:52:42All right
00:52:43Ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44The moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46This year's youth sports
00:52:49Impact award goes to
00:52:54Blake Ashford
00:53:01That's a good bullshit
00:53:06Don't touch me
00:53:07Okay
00:53:07It's over
00:53:13Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well
00:53:18I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20Practicing his slap shots
00:53:35Here you are
00:53:40You know if you want to package stuff
00:53:42Go ahead
00:53:43Don't mind me
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:53And you seem pretty occupied
00:53:55You're all cozy
00:53:56It's your boy, Adam
00:53:57Oh
00:53:58Oh
00:53:58Yeah, you saw that
00:54:00Okay
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05But turns out you were just
00:54:07Just trying to get back with it
00:54:08All right
00:54:08I'll admit it, okay
00:54:09It was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11And it felt good
00:54:13Okay
00:54:13But I
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me
00:54:16Let's be honest
00:54:17And that's okay
00:54:19But if we're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine
00:54:23We're gonna play my game
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting
00:54:25No, Blake
00:54:27I'm not
00:54:32Catch up
00:54:34No, I'm not
00:54:34I'm not drinking that
00:54:35It's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38Kissing another man
00:54:39So why don't you just please
00:54:40Drink it
00:54:42Come on
00:54:44Okay
00:54:46Fine
00:54:57That is so strong
00:54:59I'm gonna
00:54:59It's like burning
00:55:04Okay
00:55:06Truth or dare
00:55:10Truth
00:55:11Are you getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:23Do not lie to me right now
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27If you would have let me finish
00:55:28That
00:55:28Yeah, okay
00:55:29You might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30But I hated it
00:55:31It was disgusting
00:55:32And
00:55:33I don't like him
00:55:35Okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy
00:55:46And please be very specific
00:55:49Mm-mm
00:55:50No
00:55:52It's your turn
00:55:54Truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:07You have to kiss me
00:56:08And then I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10Oh, my wish you will
00:56:12Cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17You play with my heart
00:56:19Like a tarot card
00:56:22Oh, you and my fate in your hand
00:56:25So where I fall down
00:56:29I know that I'm not coming out
00:56:34I'm for the love of the camera
00:56:45And when the world's your hand bought you
00:56:47I hope I know
00:56:49If it's a dare
00:56:52Truth
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:56:59Of course I thought about it
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:03Hm?
00:57:05Lucy, I think about you
00:57:07Every night
00:57:11You see that gift I got you?
00:57:12Yeah
00:57:13Didn't work
00:57:15It was good
00:57:17I don't know
00:57:19Let's fix it
00:57:20Right now
00:57:30Okay
00:57:31Wow
00:57:32I don't know what it's to be fake
00:57:35It's not gonna be fake, baby
00:57:37I don't know what it's to be
00:57:38I want it to be real
00:57:42So
00:57:43I have a question
00:57:44Okay
00:57:46Does this mean our deal's over?
00:57:50Fuck that deal
00:57:52It's always been real to me
00:57:54If this is real
00:57:55Then
00:57:56There's always a chance
00:57:57My heart could get broken again
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad
00:58:07So
00:58:08I don't want to
00:58:08I don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person
00:58:14That I have ever met
00:58:15And you care
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody
00:58:17That made you feel safe
00:58:18That made you feel loved
00:58:20But I'm here now
00:58:23And it's just me and you
00:58:25There's nothing to fear
00:58:26I know
00:58:27And there's nothing to prove
00:58:29And we've really been faking it for so long
00:58:32I want it to be good
00:58:36We're gonna take it slow
00:58:37We don't have to do anything that you don't want to do
00:58:46But you did say that you liked somebody
00:58:50Is it me?
00:58:53Yes, it's you
00:58:56Like I like you
00:58:58And I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02Me too
00:59:04Always
00:59:13Yes
00:59:15You're right
00:59:15You're right
00:59:32You're right
00:59:58What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:01Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very, very methodical.
01:00:23I'm not leaving a spot until the job is done.
01:00:28It's putting a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:33I won't do it.
01:00:37I won't do it.
01:00:41I won't do it.
01:00:45I won't do it.
01:01:05Here you go.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:31You were amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:37I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:39I'm not serious.
01:01:41You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:44Because you weren't just good.
01:01:46You were great.
01:01:48Can't deny this.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day, but I think I have to
01:01:57get to
01:01:57practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could meet my sister today.
01:02:12She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:16Kind of talk about you a lot.
01:02:18Oh, yeah.
01:02:20See the next thing?
01:02:21Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Yeah.
01:02:28Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:36What are we?
01:02:40For a boyfriend?
01:02:43Maybe.
01:02:44Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:50Yeah.
01:02:51Yeah.
01:02:52All right.
01:02:53I gotta go.
01:02:54Oh.
01:02:56Kick ass.
01:02:57Miss me.
01:03:00This feels too easy.
01:03:02And that's what makes it dangerous.
01:03:13Your call is forward to automatic voice message.
01:03:20Please pick up.
01:03:21I want to apologize.
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look.
01:03:31I feel really bad about how things ended with us.
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course.
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates.
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee?
01:03:41At that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look, I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear.
01:03:48What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person.
01:03:52Okay.
01:03:52Uh, just give me 10 minutes.
01:03:53Okay?
01:03:54Good.
01:03:55I'll see you soon.
01:04:01How do you know this is gonna work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's gonna be here.
01:04:06Oh, trust me.
01:04:07I know he's gonna be here.
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10.
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:19Look, there he is.
01:04:20Good to go.
01:04:26Sophia.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:28Blake.
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs.
01:04:34Congrats.
01:04:35You were always a very big fan of me winning.
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be.
01:04:39We all do.
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately.
01:04:51Sophia.
01:04:52We were so good together, Blake.
01:04:54Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off.
01:05:00I knew it.
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him.
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player.
01:05:05That's not true.
01:05:06You're also so hot.
01:05:09Oh, God.
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this.
01:05:13Stay away from me.
01:05:15You know, I know you and I see through all this bullshit, all right?
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons.
01:05:20One, because you like to party so fucking much.
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status.
01:05:24You know, I'm with somebody.
01:05:26Yeah, somebody new.
01:05:26Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff.
01:05:28All right?
01:05:29That little poor girl I've been hearing so much about.
01:05:33I'm done.
01:05:34Yeah.
01:05:35Goodbye.
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again.
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that.
01:05:50I just knew that if I told you over the phone, you weren't going to believe me.
01:05:55I don't trust Emma, but she did show me the truth about Blake.
01:06:00Look, I know you can't trust me, but you shouldn't trust Blake.
01:06:05I see him with Sophia all the time.
01:06:08I feel so stupid.
01:06:09You know, I really thought that he was different.
01:06:12Oh, no.
01:06:13Don't blame yourself.
01:06:14It's hard to see past Blake's charm or those biceps.
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it.
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice, don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak.
01:06:31Yeah, no.
01:06:31I'm never dating a hockey player ever again.
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks.
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me.
01:06:41Anytime.
01:06:51Seriously.
01:07:04It didn't work.
01:07:06He's not interested.
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work.
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day.
01:07:13Hey, Lucy.
01:07:16I got purples.
01:07:17Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:21What?
01:07:22God, where the hell are you?
01:07:24I got purples.
01:07:26I'm not going to go.
01:07:39It was fun.
01:07:41It wasn't a lot lasted.
01:07:41But I guess all good things have come to an end.
01:07:44I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:46I hope you and Sophia are happy together.
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:49Sophia.
01:07:51Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:07:56Oh, fuck.
01:08:07You've been, uh, quiet for, like, ten minutes.
01:08:12It's really weird for you.
01:08:15It's over between me and Blake.
01:08:17Okay.
01:08:19It's Bill.
01:08:19Well, I thought I might have, you know, picked a good guy, finally.
01:08:26But it turns out they're all the same.
01:08:29Sorry, Lipsky.
01:08:31You seem so happy with him.
01:08:33You know, at this point, can we just, like, swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously.
01:08:38I know.
01:08:39They all fucking suck.
01:08:40Yeah.
01:08:41Well, you do say that every time you get your heart broken.
01:08:44I know. I'm serious. Like, I mean it.
01:08:45You know, you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again.
01:08:51I don't want to get hurt again.
01:08:52I know.
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if this next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy?
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no.
01:09:12I'll get it.
01:09:12It's fine.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:20Can I explain something to you?
01:09:21Please?
01:09:23Be my guest.
01:09:26Um, so this is my sister, Grace.
01:09:29You're supposed to meet her the other day.
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah.
01:09:33Hi, Grace.
01:09:34Blake.
01:09:34Hey.
01:09:35Nice to meet you.
01:09:36Yeah.
01:09:37Well, I'm gonna give you two some privacy.
01:09:43Hey.
01:09:45So, I got totally ambushed by my ex today.
01:09:49But, I mean, I just told her that I'm not interested.
01:09:52It's not what it looked like.
01:09:54What do you mean it's not what it looks like?
01:09:56What, were you there?
01:09:58Yeah.
01:09:58Yeah, I was there.
01:10:00I saw everything.
01:10:02My suspicions were right.
01:10:04You are a man whore.
01:10:06And you're always gonna be one.
01:10:08That's not true.
01:10:09Please don't say things like that right now.
01:10:11Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you.
01:10:13Nothing was happening.
01:10:14Nothing was going to happen.
01:10:16I promise you.
01:10:17I'm not your type.
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it.
01:10:23Not my type.
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me after every single thing that we've been through, I don't know,
01:10:30then maybe we should go our separate ways.
01:10:35Don't do that.
01:10:37Come on, Lucy.
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know,
01:10:46I'm not Adam.
01:10:47I never will be.
01:10:52Sorry.
01:11:03I'm sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game,
01:11:08where the leverage to take on the Thunderhawks.
01:11:11Why don't they doubt me, kid?
01:11:12I'm about to do my wrong, kid.
01:11:14I got enough time to raise,
01:11:16because they don't even know where they're proud.
01:11:18Um, photographer?
01:11:20Hi.
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23You're with Blake?
01:11:24Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers.
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:31Blake, come here.
01:11:43Good luck out there today.
01:11:44Remember, you're a winner, Blake.
01:11:47Thanks.
01:11:49Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job.
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care.
01:12:02That's why you're crying.
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:12Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself.
01:12:23I know who you are.
01:12:24And you know Blake and I are back together?
01:12:27Okay.
01:12:28Cool.
01:12:29I don't care.
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself.
01:12:32It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time.
01:12:34I'm a photographer.
01:12:35That's my job.
01:12:36I take photos.
01:12:38Yeah.
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him.
01:12:42He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake
01:12:49could choose a nobody like you?
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake.
01:12:52So go ahead.
01:12:53Go ahead.
01:12:54You can have him.
01:12:56Lucy.
01:12:59He did say you were sweet, but not somebody you would ever take seriously.
01:13:13Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:21You're so needy.
01:13:22If I would do anything for you,
01:13:25I broke up Blake and Lucy
01:13:27so that his head wouldn't be in the game tonight for you.
01:13:30What?
01:13:30How did you do that?
01:13:31Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own.
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:46How are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates a sabotage
01:13:51and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice.
01:13:58Let's go.
01:13:59Got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle.
01:14:04That'll destroy his whole career.
01:14:05I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:16Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted you.
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me,
01:14:21but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:23I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger.
01:14:26Bring it on, Jones.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo.
01:14:29You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam.
01:14:30You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:33Blake, stop me.
01:14:35You're skating.
01:14:35They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:42Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop.
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A random dance instead of running out onto the ice.
01:14:58Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:16Sorry, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake,
01:15:20but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No.
01:15:22No, no, no, no, no.
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:29Now the Rev fan seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the Jumbotron.
01:15:35This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38This is my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Whoa.
01:15:46That's the best fight.
01:15:48Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:52And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:56Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02Watch out.
01:16:02I'm serious.
01:16:03You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake, or so I thought it was like that, but, you know,
01:16:17I thought he was this big, notorious playboy, but that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:28He does everything I could ever ask for, and it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not, and I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Aw.
01:16:52Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:53No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have, like, no proof, so can you just, you know?
01:17:03Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No.
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:39Hey, you're perfect.
01:17:42I'm still loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I do.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like you pretended to be a pretend.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretending for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:03Woo!
01:18:05I won!
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:11You got another one!
01:18:13Ah, God!
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say, I've never seen a more exciting start
01:18:18to a hockey game.
01:18:23You're doing great.
01:18:25So you won today.
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:29Yeah, it feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not, you know.
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm gonna go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could do the puck.
01:18:38Okay, what the puck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good, but I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:52Really good.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:03Good, calm down.
01:19:07You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:09We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, take.
01:19:13Like, you know, today's the deadline for a whole big dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you have a woman?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:34I really wanted to see.
01:19:38So do I.
01:19:41I just didn't know you.
01:19:45Sarah, I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:59Hear you going?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02Let's get it.
01:20:03You give me the butterflies, man
01:20:06I'm a dream, I'm a moon, I'm a thorn I'm talking to
01:20:10I'm a town, can't do it, just one sip, I'm a dick-dick-doo
01:20:14You give me the butterflies, man
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