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RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 11 Episode 5
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00:00Alliance, I got your back, girl.
00:02Oh, hey.
00:03My strategy is coming together, honey.
00:05There's only two girls moving forward.
00:06It's going to be a little bit tricky.
00:13I'm playing 3D chess.
00:15Aura Mayari.
00:16Bitch, you can sing!
00:18Oh, thanks!
00:19You're intoxicating to watch.
00:21Crystal Method.
00:22You blew me away.
00:24It was wonderful to see.
00:26Aura Mayari and Crystal Method.
00:30Congratulations.
00:32You're the top two all-stars of the week.
00:34And you've each earned two points.
00:38Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
00:41win $10,000,
00:42and earn a coveted extra point.
00:46Crystal Method.
00:48Congratulations.
00:49You are a winner, baby.
00:52You've earned an extra point.
00:55The bottom four queens will each receive one point.
00:59But you must give it away to the all-star you believe
01:04is the most valuable queen of the week.
01:07Choose wisely.
01:08Because at the end of this bracket,
01:11the two queens with the most points
01:13will move on to the semifinals.
01:27And the best part about it is the girls are mad.
01:34Us hoes, we really killed that challenge.
01:37And I'm so excited that we don't have to worry about
01:39passing out MBQ points.
01:41That feels so sickening.
01:44Congratulations, both of y'all.
01:45Welcome.
01:47Thank you, guys.
01:48The scoreboard leader.
01:50And I have three STDs.
01:54But I didn't realize you had a third leg.
01:56I should have brought out my third leg.
01:58Exactly.
01:59It makes sense that y'all won.
02:01You know, we struggled with the singing over here a little bit
02:03with our group, although we pulled through.
02:04Yes, I'm not the greatest singer, but I still gave a great performance
02:08and I'm proud of it.
02:09I thought I was going to hear Silky's name up there for some reason.
02:13I just wanted to...
02:14I don't know.
02:15I...
02:17I am fighting the demons on the inside,
02:20and I'm trying to, like, literally keep it together
02:23because this is my fourth time on this show.
02:25Mm-hmm.
02:26This is all of y'all's second time.
02:27Mm-hmm.
02:28I don't want the strategy to come in so much, you know,
02:30that y'all are, like, holding that against me
02:33because just like y'all worked to be here,
02:35I worked equally as hard.
02:37That's really what I'm feeling right now.
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:40I know these hoes already said
02:41that they see me as big competition,
02:43and now these girls could knock me off my game
02:45because, in reality, if you have zero points week one,
02:48you ain't moving forward, baby.
02:50So I better at least get one point.
02:53I ain't too proud to be it,
02:55and that's all I'm gonna say.
02:56If you see it and you like it,
02:58if I get one point, two points, three points, four,
03:00I don't know what y'all gonna do,
03:02but I still have their hope.
03:04All right.
03:04Mm-hmm.
03:05I think that I made up my mind.
03:07April is my duet partner,
03:09and she's a part of my Threat Selections Alliance.
03:11So I hope in my heart that I'll have her point.
03:15Who's going first, ladies?
03:17I'll go first.
03:19Oh, you did?
03:20Yay, I'll give this to Selena
03:22just because we really bonded.
03:24You didn't scream at me.
03:26We're my amazing boys, so thank you, sister.
03:29Gracias, mi amor.
03:32I wanted to give my points to Selena
03:34because we worked together,
03:35and I was grateful for her.
03:36It wasn't really because of the Alliance,
03:39but it ended up being kind of in the Alliance,
03:42so I guess I am an Alliance,
03:45but I'm not.
03:48So in this moment, sure.
03:50Let's just play the game.
03:53I think I'm going to stay true to L.A. and my scene partner
03:56because without you, at the end of the day,
03:58I could not have done as good as I did,
03:59and yes, I did pick up a lot of the slack, bitch.
04:02So I feel like thank you for that.
04:03Gracias, mi amor.
04:04Te quiero mucho.
04:05Igual, baby.
04:06Te amo.
04:07Me and Selena talked about the Pepec Alliance,
04:09but she gave her point to April,
04:10and I don't blame her because I was in the top two,
04:13but I'm going to keep my eyes on her.
04:14I will be giving my point to Ornacea.
04:23Which one?
04:24You brought nine.
04:26Exactly.
04:27Miss Silky, because child,
04:29you are a relentless lady,
04:31and I love everything that you do,
04:33and I want to see you keep moving forward.
04:36Well, vivacious.
04:37What you did to produce had great energy
04:39and that deserves to be rewarded.
04:42Thank you so, so very much.
04:44Truly appreciate it.
04:47Thank you, Silky.
04:49Thanks for looking out.
04:50Let's get out of here.
04:53Week one is now in the books.
04:55The wig is on.
04:56The wig is on.
04:57The wig is on.
04:58Everyone snuck to their partner
05:00at this MVQ ceremony.
05:03But don't let that fool you.
05:05This competition is every queen for herself,
05:08and it's all about how you play the social game.
05:11I have an alliance.
05:12You do.
05:13Don't tell them.
05:14And I only have one rule.
05:16It could be with you,
05:17it could be with you,
05:18it could be with you.
05:19When you're good to mother,
05:21mother will be good to you.
05:24She's trouble.
05:24Fuck you, bitch.
05:25Hey, I heard you say,
05:27watch her struggle to get up.
05:28I did say.
05:31Girl, but guess what?
05:32It was really in my mind
05:32because I am struggling.
05:36The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
05:38will snatch an official makeup collaboration
05:41with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
05:44a coveted Scott from the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
05:46and a cash prize of $200,000.
05:50With our extra special guest judge,
05:52Gina Gershon.
05:54RuPaul's Drag Race
05:55is the best drag queen we win.
05:57Best drag queen we win.
06:01Hey!
06:02Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
06:04It's a new day.
06:06Bam!
06:07Ferra!
06:08Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
06:08Hi, baby!
06:09Good morning!
06:10Good morning!
06:11Oh, look at this!
06:13You better work.
06:15Baby, it's a new week.
06:18Week one, I wasn't in the top.
06:20Week two will be the rebuild
06:23because I'm only one point behind Aura.
06:25I know I can make that up.
06:27Baby, I'm feeling so great,
06:29I done put on my good hair.
06:34What's the inspo today, bitch?
06:37You know what the inspo was today?
06:39What?
06:40To be that bitch.
06:42No, bitch, this is crazy.
06:44It looks like a piñata.
06:50The shade will reveal itself.
06:53The shade will reveal itself.
06:55People, I am so surprised by you.
06:57You know what's good about piñatas?
06:58What?
06:59They filled with the goodies.
07:07She's not ready to have hers.
07:10Those who can, do.
07:13Those who can't, just watch a YouTube video.
07:19Hello, hello, hello.
07:22Come on, Blazer.
07:24Legs for days.
07:25Good morning, all-stars.
07:27Good morning.
07:28You know, one good idea could change the world.
07:31So for this week's Maxi Challenge, I want you to write, produce, and perform your very own how-to videos.
07:40All right.
07:41Okay.
07:42Okay.
07:43Now, as all-stars, you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to teach the children on a
07:50subject of your choice.
07:52But remember, to make it fun and informative.
07:57And most importantly, keep it short and sweet.
08:01That's the hard part for me.
08:02That's the hard part for me.
08:03The sweetness.
08:05Because I know some of y'all don't want to go on and on and on.
08:09But trust and believe.
08:11Ain't nobody got time for that?
08:13Silky?
08:15What are you talking, you girls?
08:17Mom!
08:18Mama Ru called me out.
08:20So I have to make her proud.
08:22Oh!
08:24Shhh.
08:25My brain is okay.
08:26All-stars, start your engines.
08:28And may the best drag queen win.
08:30All right.
08:32Amazing.
08:34Here we go.
08:35Time to work.
08:36Yes.
08:37Are you excited?
08:38I love this kind of challenge.
08:40Hell yeah.
08:41For this week's Maxi Challenge, we have to write, produce, and perform how-to instructional videos.
08:47Okay, let's start writing.
08:48I'm feeling good.
08:49Okay, yeah.
08:49We gotta get this together.
08:50Baby, this challenge is what I do.
08:53I love to write.
08:54I have so many screenplays I'm working on.
08:57I write storyboards all the time.
08:58I produce my own content.
08:59So this is in my blood.
09:01We only have 30 minutes to shoot, and we're directing, and this is stressful.
09:06How many pages are these?
09:08Oh my god.
09:08This challenge, I think it's gonna be a challenge.
09:11What are you doing?
09:12Okay, so I am obsessed with zombies.
09:17I lay in bed and think about zombies so I can dream about zombies.
09:21Isn't that-
09:21Why, bitch?
09:22That's weird!
09:24I feel like the main key here is to make RuPaul laugh.
09:27You're gonna teach him how to escape a zombie apocalypse?
09:29Not escape it, but survive it.
09:31That's wild!
09:32But I'm not a natural comedian.
09:34As you all know, I got eliminated in my season.
09:37I'm doing a comedy challenge.
09:39Any hole is gold.
09:41You didn't pop for me.
09:43So I will be pushing myself because I'm only one point ahead of most of these girls.
09:47And I don't feel really secure.
09:52Okay, so April, last week, Mama Chula, you wanted to sing you didn't know how.
09:58So what are you gonna do this week that you actually know how to do?
10:02Mira, there's not a lot of things that I know how to do.
10:05So I don't know.
10:07It's got me thinking.
10:08Maybe I do like to eat and like maybe do something like a Puerto Rican dish, but I cannot cook.
10:15Wait a minute.
10:16You can't cook, you can't sing.
10:18April, okay.
10:20I can be good company.
10:21Then you might want to change this to how to be a good companion.
10:26These things, yes.
10:27I don't know how this how to video is gonna play out.
10:30I typically don't talk a lot in drag.
10:32Mira, I don't do a lot of teaching.
10:35That's why I don't want to have daughters.
10:37But April, I think you have so much to say.
10:39So we gotta just dial in, focus.
10:41I ain't ringing you no more.
10:42I gotta get my work done.
10:43Well, don't make it easy for me to read you.
10:45Look at you.
10:46You look like a fucking car wash right now.
10:48I literally just said we got to tone down the reading so we can focus.
10:52I'm just grabbing your outfit.
10:55Okay, so I'm gonna need that garlic again, honey.
10:58How much garlic is in her?
11:00Jamaicans always use garlic.
11:02We put garlic on everything.
11:03I don't think a vampire will ever try to show up to a Jamaican's house.
11:05Ever since I've been around you, I can tell there's less vampires around me already.
11:10Vivacious vampire slayer.
11:13My how-to video is about how to jerk Jamaican jerk chicken.
11:17Jerk chicken is a very flavorful dish.
11:19It's like crack on chicken.
11:21I'm looking forward to see what you're gonna put over there.
11:24You know what?
11:24I don't think I even fully know what's to come yet.
11:28It's gonna get crazy.
11:29Well, you know.
11:30With you, I gotta watch out for you, Miss Dark Horse.
11:33Crystal Method, she don't talk.
11:35She just executes.
11:37She won't tell you that she could beat you up ten ways till Monday.
11:40You'll just wake up on Monday and realize you got beat up.
11:43That's why she's the dark horse.
11:45We also have to make this funny.
11:47And I feel like that's gonna be very easy to do with jerking some chicken.
11:52Uh-huh.
11:52Do you jerk any other thing?
11:54I'm a good Christian woman.
11:55I would never.
11:56Me too.
11:58That's too vulgar.
11:58Never in front of a congregation, okay?
12:03I'm still kind of like eyeing the girls around, as we should.
12:07Silky's such a big personality.
12:09I am.
12:10We're talking about how great you'll do for this challenge, sister.
12:13Oh, thank you.
12:14Yes, I'm complimenting you.
12:15No, you know what?
12:16And I received that.
12:17But you know why I'm that hostile with it?
12:19Okay.
12:19Because usually it's April.
12:21But April's right next to me.
12:22Mm.
12:23So I'm sorry to put that energy on you.
12:25No, no, no.
12:25You guys got something to work on.
12:27I don't know what's going on over there.
12:28April, I feel like Silky wants you.
12:30I think you're so obsessed with me.
12:32How did I get paired with this bitch?
12:33Bitch, we're not a pair.
12:34Let me tell you something.
12:35Oh, hold on.
12:36So y'all are trying to make an alliance over there or something?
12:38You said paired.
12:39What's going on here?
12:40No, we definitely don't have.
12:40Well, you got an alliance, bitch?
12:43First of all, we're enemies.
12:44That's what I'm saying.
12:45You got an enemy alliance all of a sudden.
12:46No, no, no.
12:46A U2.
12:47Trying to make an alliance.
12:48I'm just being community servers.
12:51I don't know what to expect with this bracket when it comes to alliances and giving out the points.
12:56So I need to see if I can solidify my alliance with Selena.
13:00Okay, so if I'm in the bottom four.
13:03Okay, you have to be quiet when you're strategizing an alliance.
13:07See, this is why you're here.
13:08I'm not good at strategy.
13:09And I hope that it works for me.
13:11Because right now, I'm a little nervous about my chances in today's challenge.
13:15It's the Peck Peck Alliance.
13:16I got you.
13:18That's a shady laugh.
13:29Toki, what are you doing?
13:30I'm gonna decorate a cake.
13:32What are you doing, April?
13:33I'm doing tostones.
13:34I was also gonna cook something.
13:36Wait, are we all doing food?
13:38This becoming a cooking class, bitch.
13:43Face crack.
13:44Wait, can I ask a question?
13:45Sure.
13:46When you wash your chicken, you don't use soap, right?
13:49What the?
13:50Uh-uh.
13:50Definitely not eat nothing you cooking.
13:52Wash your chicken with vinegar.
13:54With vinegar?
13:55And lime.
13:56No, I don't even wash my chicken.
13:58They said don't wash it, because it will dry it out.
14:00Who told you that?
14:01The influencer I wash on TikTok.
14:04Wash your chicken.
14:05You better wash your chicken, girl.
14:06Maybe that's why I have ideas.
14:06You better wash your chicken, girl.
14:09Hello, Ladykin.
14:11Hello!
14:12Hello!
14:13Hello!
14:14Hey, Vivacious.
14:15Ooh.
14:17You're back, back, back in the competition.
14:19I am back, back, back again, honey.
14:22Does it feel like the next day after, or does it feel very different from when you were here?
14:26Years later, honey.
14:27Yeah.
14:28What are you doing a how-to video on?
14:29Okay, so I'm doing a how-to video on how to make Jamaican jerk chicken.
14:33You know, I got to spy on Michelle directing you in the recording session a little bit.
14:39Uh-huh.
14:39And no move faking it.
14:40Don't drop.
14:41Mother has arrived.
14:43I want to feel it.
14:44It took her a while to get you to loosen up.
14:46What's that about?
14:48I don't know.
14:49You know, just trying to take it in and process.
14:51Well, let me just say this.
14:52Loosen up.
14:53Have some fun.
14:54I will.
14:54We not gonna hurt you.
14:56I know you won't.
14:57I'm with family.
14:57Yes.
14:58The judges said I was a little tight and a little bit tense in last week's challenge.
15:02And, you know, I'm part Klingon and quite stoic.
15:05But you know what?
15:06As an all-star player, it is my job to always push myself as a queen.
15:11As I says, A-T-M-E, add into my entity.
15:14Okay?
15:14Hey, April, you're a daddy, aren't you?
15:17I'm a little daddy, yes.
15:18You've turned into a little daddy.
15:20Yes.
15:21What's your how-to video about?
15:22It's about making tostones.
15:25Okay.
15:25Which is my favorite dish.
15:26It comes from the plantains.
15:28Oh, those are good.
15:29Ugh.
15:30Does this challenge play to your strengths?
15:32In drag, I usually don't talk a lot.
15:35Like, I feel comfortable in doing looks and doing performances and getting my point of view
15:40across visually more than anything.
15:42But I don't have a doubt I can do a great job here.
15:45I'm so fucking nervous.
15:46Because this is not something I typically do in drag.
15:49Well, I cannot wait to learn how to make tostones.
15:53Yes, you're gonna love them.
15:54But I'm heading head first into the talent.
15:57Because I need some points to make it to the semifinals.
16:00Mabuhay.
16:01Hi, Aura.
16:02Hi.
16:03What is your instructional how-to video gonna be about?
16:06My idea is how to survive a zombie apocalypse in drag.
16:09Has drag saved you in your life?
16:12Absolutely.
16:13Especially during the time when my father passed away.
16:16Mm-hmm.
16:17And it was really tough.
16:19I don't wanna cry.
16:21My dad has supported me since I was a kid.
16:25Even though I always felt shame about myself.
16:28He would open up the conversations about being gay.
16:31You know, I love to dance and I love to sing.
16:33And he pushed me to go out there in the streets.
16:35He would take the speakers and stereos out and play it in the streets
16:39so kids could watch me dance and sing.
16:42So when he passed away, I just felt like I lost, like, a big part of myself.
16:47Yeah.
16:47But drag became my outlet.
16:49I felt like I could kind of escape that reality.
16:53And go on stage and, you know, just live free.
16:57You carry him with you.
16:59I do, yeah.
16:59You know that.
17:00You carry him with you.
17:01It's a great, great strength that you have to have had that support.
17:06I'm very lucky.
17:08So, now, are you on social media?
17:10Yeah, I am.
17:11I do a lot of makeup tutorial.
17:13Are you funny in these videos?
17:15They're not really funny.
17:16I'm not really a comedian.
17:17The key is, what you said earlier, is that there was shame when your father would bring up being gay.
17:23Mm-hmm.
17:24If you stop judging you, the funny will come out.
17:28Right.
17:29So, Crystal, currently, you have the most points.
17:33Yes, I do.
17:35Do you feel that you understand how this competition works?
17:39I think so.
17:40I think the last time I felt so overwhelmed, especially being by queens that I felt were just more experienced
17:46and prepared than I was.
17:47But, you know, when I think about you, I remember that you did really well. That's why I asked.
17:53Well, I didn't do really well the whole time. It took a little bit to warm up, so that's why
17:57winning this first challenge has been very special.
18:00So, what is your how-to video?
18:02I was going to make a banana split.
18:04Okay.
18:05I have concerns because almost all of us are doing food-related videos, so I'm hoping that the girls aren't
18:12approaching it in the same way that I am.
18:14Have you made a banana split before?
18:16I've made a banana split. I am not a chef, a cook, but this is ingredients you just add together.
18:20Okay.
18:20This is not your Martha Stewart cooking video. This is something much more sick and twisted.
18:27Make it memeable and memorable.
18:30Exactly. These girls are going to be sharing it all over.
18:33It's going viral.
18:36Well, there's an ointment for that.
18:38I sure hope so.
18:40Selena's titties, you've turned into a daddy, too, haven't you?
18:44So, what are you going to make a video about?
18:46I think I want to teach, you know, how to keep your man from cheating on you.
18:50It's kind of my idea.
18:51Ooh, good luck, girl. A doggone hunt, honey.
18:54Are you in a relationship?
18:55No.
18:56With Christ?
18:57Mm-mm.
18:58If he'd have me.
19:02So, how does one keep their man at home?
19:05Intimidation.
19:06Oh, intimidation.
19:07Yeah, rope, you know, a chainsaw perhaps.
19:10You got to get creative these days.
19:11Now, okay, so you haven't won a maxi challenge.
19:14What are you going to do to win?
19:16I think I'm going to take mine in a very, like, cinematic realm.
19:18Yeah.
19:19The thing is, I'm a little extra.
19:20I'm going to have some puppetry and characters.
19:24I'm going to put my Steven S. Spielberg hat on
19:26and really give you something that these other girls could never give you.
19:30Right now, I have one singular point.
19:33That did not feel good!
19:34So, I am being very ambitious with this.
19:37But listen, I'm only ambitious because I know I can do it.
19:41Yes!
19:42That's the move.
19:43That's it.
19:47You know you are crazy.
19:48I am.
19:49You certainly are.
19:50What is your instructional how-to video going to be about?
19:53Mine is how to decorate a birthday cake for your boyfriend that is dating you out of convenience.
19:58Okay.
19:59I'm doing this based on a true story.
20:01Oh!
20:01This is the last guy I dated.
20:03And I literally baked him a birthday cake for his birthday.
20:06And on my birthday, he got me absolutely nothing.
20:08And did you drop him?
20:10On my birthday!
20:11On your birthday, he came in empty handed and you said,
20:14you gots to go.
20:15It's done.
20:15Okay.
20:16Yeah.
20:17I love it.
20:18Now, listen, you are a special child.
20:20You cook.
20:20You dance.
20:21You sing.
20:21You do great makeup.
20:22You're funny.
20:23You do it all.
20:24Now, of course, the key is to condense all this silkiness in this how-to video.
20:30Mmm.
20:30Y'all know it take me a long time to get it all out.
20:33Cause I love talking.
20:34You ain't gonna be disappointed.
20:35All right.
20:36Good.
20:36But, RuPaul done told the bitch don't be doing too much.
20:39So, this week, I got to show that I can hone in my brain and execute him.
20:48I feel good.
20:48I look good.
20:49Let's do it.
20:50Let's walk and talk.
20:53Where's her Chinese mom?
20:55Yeah, I was going to see some titty, right?
20:57Okay.
20:58So, this is going to be the birth of a cherry baby.
21:01Um, she's still nursing.
21:03It's time to film our how-to videos.
21:05Does the baby come out stem first?
21:07Stem first.
21:07Definitely.
21:08It's so exciting to be on set.
21:10We get to work with the green screen, do costume changes.
21:13Yeah.
21:13So, then just shake them up and down like that.
21:16So, kind of like this.
21:17Great.
21:18Perfect.
21:19You know.
21:19You've done this.
21:20I think that I am going to be a fantastic director because I'm a woman that knows what she wants
21:24and I'm not going to settle for anything less.
21:27I am one bossy banana.
21:29Think about plate presentation.
21:31You know.
21:31Mmm.
21:32Thanks, Crystal.
21:34Happier.
21:34More excited.
21:35Mmm.
21:36Thanks, Crystal.
21:37That was the one.
21:39And now, boys, step aside.
21:42This is my moment.
21:43So, just kind of go, whatever.
21:45Be very slow.
21:46Don't run at me.
21:48For the how-to video, I am in a zombie apocalypse.
21:52I've watched all the zombie movies and I would be so proud to bring some comedy to the zombie apocalypse
21:57universe.
21:58Let me hit you three times and then fall.
21:59Alright, cool.
22:05Die!
22:07Because, yeah, I'm obsessed.
22:10This was perfect.
22:12Do we want to get a camera to come get this from this angle?
22:15We have a camera right above your head there.
22:17Oh, shit.
22:17Alright.
22:19Vivacious, can you do a sound that you want them to make?
22:28I want to make RuPaul laugh with this video and just show my personality.
22:33So, right now, I'm trying to be quirky, funny, sexy.
22:39I haven't done this with nails, fuck.
22:44I feel my nails fell off.
22:46Oh, jeez.
22:48Who are you?
22:49I'm the real you, bitch.
22:51My how-to video is telling you how to not be a dummy bitch when a man is using you.
22:57Did you want to run it a couple of times?
22:58Just for perfection.
23:01Hopefully, I get inspired.
23:03Some of these other dumb girls that just want to be in love, too.
23:06Oh, pool boy.
23:08You are very handsome.
23:09The pool boy is looking scrum-dilly yum-yum.
23:13Get up on that thing, baby.
23:14The boys love to eat my cake from behind.
23:17The gutter's going to be squeaky clean tonight.
23:20You one delugional bitch.
23:23Girl, I'm all over this man.
23:25This man is just like, mm-hmm, whatever.
23:28It's triggering because that's kind of how my boyfriend would.
23:34I'm selling cake after this, you guys.
23:36It's going to be $10 a slice.
23:37I want you to be licking your lips and making, like, moan and socks.
23:40Oh, sweet.
23:44Chorizo.
23:47Chorizo.
23:48Ready for my favorite ingredient?
23:50Oh, chorizo.
23:54The more you dance, the better the taste.
23:57Honey, we are getting fully loose because what Mother Rue wants, Mother Rue gets.
24:03Like, go in.
24:06Yes.
24:07Mmm.
24:08Yes.
24:09Oil up in that chicken.
24:11Sign up for this.
24:13Can I get a napkin?
24:14Let's get her in the chair with him in the room.
24:16I feel so at home on set, baby.
24:19This is what I live for.
24:20And today, I have my puppet named Lil Chalupe.
24:23Where the fuck is her hole?
24:24We don't have time, Lil Chalupe.
24:26Put it in.
24:27Okay, there we go.
24:28There's a green screen suit that I have to wear so you don't see me so I can operate her.
24:33And then she does the chorizo thing on the stove.
24:35And then she feeds him the taco.
24:37That's the last part.
24:40Listen, this is what you want from a director.
24:42Someone who's willing to get in there and do the dirty work and get the job done.
24:46Okay, just me.
24:47Alright, let's go.
24:48Okay, we're good.
24:50Thank you, I'm sorry.
24:51I am doing the most, but I hope it's gonna pay off in the end.
24:54Let's go.
24:55Top two.
24:56That's what I'm really feeling.
24:58Can we untie your brother?
25:11Hello, hello.
25:13She wanna be me so bad.
25:14No, you wanna be me so bad.
25:16Girl, you wanna be me so bad.
25:17You know you saw the girl with the skirt and then you wanna have it.
25:21It's runway day.
25:22April saw me and she was like, let me go change.
25:26Don't even.
25:27You're such a liar.
25:28I said, girl, the judges is gonna praise me.
25:32They're gonna love everything that I did.
25:34They're gonna love the runway and they're gonna give me perfect critiques.
25:39At least that's what's going on in my mind.
25:41How do you feel you did in your video?
25:43I think I did good.
25:45Now, I won't lie.
25:46There's one thing that Ru did say specifically to me.
25:48She said, make sure that you make it tight and I cut a lot of stuff out on my script.
25:54How about you, Crystal?
25:55How was your video?
25:56My video went well.
25:58Okay.
25:58It's gonna be wacky.
25:59I don't really know where I stand at this point in this challenge because we didn't see each other.
26:05Mm-hmm.
26:07So you've always dreamt that the zombie thing is the zombie thing smash now?
26:09Are you good?
26:10I still want it to happen for real.
26:13Wouldn't you?
26:14No!
26:15Just for a month?
26:16No!
26:17Hey!
26:17So it went well?
26:18I think so.
26:19This is not my forte, but I did what I could.
26:23I turned it out.
26:24You got some good momentum already with your points and your wins.
26:27But like what's tough is I already have this, right?
26:29And then I feel like they're gonna look at me and like, okay, we're not gonna give her any points,
26:33so.
26:35Okay.
26:36So if I'm not top two this week, I have a lot of work to do here to make sure
26:40that I can solidify those MVQ points tonight.
26:45Right now, I have my Pack Pack Alliance with Miss Aura.
26:49I have a potential tres leches with my L.A. Latina girl, Crystal and April.
26:53Right now we have two leches, you know, from two titties.
26:56Now we have one more leche-giving orifice, and that name is Crystal.
27:01I don't know what that means, but that...
27:04You get what I was going with!
27:07Me and Ethan were talking with an L.A. girl and Latimatsu.
27:13We were thinking like we could watch out for each other.
27:17What the hell?
27:18Why is Selena whispering to other people?
27:20I don't like that.
27:21I want to trust her so badly because we do have a friendship.
27:25But Selena is a big game player.
27:27And I feel like they're cooking something up.
27:29I mean, I want to be a part of everything, but I'm scared.
27:35No, of course.
27:35There's no commitment, but it's available.
27:38Alliances make me a little nervous, but this tres leches alliance could really work to my benefit.
27:43Selena and April already have less points from me, so if I can continue to rack up their points as
27:48we go.
27:49A little point here, a little point there.
27:51I would love to let it return to this.
27:53We have to see how everything unfolds.
27:55Yeah.
27:56Yeah.
27:57Tres leches is officially an idea.
28:00It's not established necessarily, but it's in the works, okay?
28:04We're milking the cow.
28:06We're making the cake.
28:07Is the tres leches going to come out of the oven or not?
28:09Do you put the tres leches in the oven?
28:14We're letting it marinate, okay?
28:16I have some girls in my pocket.
28:17I just hope that you guys remember how nice I am to y'all.
28:22Were you?
28:23I am.
28:23You know we love you.
28:25We remember you, honey.
28:26And I love you.
28:27And I'm just so happy that you're here.
28:29If Selena's going to play her own game, I'm going to play my game.
28:33The first week, we were just very close and worked with our partners, and I feel like I haven't really
28:40talked to you yet, so.
28:42Does she want to know me?
28:44No.
28:45Does she want to know my points?
28:46Yes.
28:47Because she can't trust her own good duties.
28:50Or as I should say, good Judas.
28:52I feel your vibe.
28:54I feel your energy.
28:55And I gravitate towards great energy.
28:57Keep talking.
28:58Tell me.
28:59Tell me I'm pretty.
29:00But I think it might be advantageous to me, because I need them MVQ points.
29:08Well, I want to say, like, even if I do win today, I would still appreciate your points.
29:14Even if you do win?
29:15Uh-uh.
29:15Even if I do win.
29:16Uh-uh.
29:17I'll give you a hug.
29:18But if you win, you ain't getting more points, bitch.
29:20Uh-uh.
29:21So if I lose, you gonna give me your points?
29:23Well, I don't know.
29:25Let's see your video.
29:26Why are you such a hater?
29:29Yeah.
29:33Yeah.
29:45Come on, Metallic.
29:47Look at that platform.
29:50Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
29:55Michelle Visage.
29:57In honor of our extra special guest judge,
30:00what's your favorite line from the movie Showgirls?
30:04I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?
30:07Hey, who says I'm not?
30:10Ding, ding, ding.
30:12Style superstar Carson Kressley. Nice jacket.
30:16Thanks. It's a Versace.
30:19And the gorgeous Gina Gershon.
30:21Welcome to our show, girl.
30:24Aw, thanks a lot, Ru.
30:25You know, you make me feel like a hooker.
30:27Well, you are a whore, darling.
30:29You take the cash, you cash the check,
30:32you show them what they want to see.
30:36Yay!
30:38This week we challenged our All-Stars to write, produce, and perform
30:42their very own how-to videos.
30:45And tonight on the runway, category is Barn This Way,
30:49a look inspired by life on the farm.
30:52I feel seen.
30:54All-Stars, start your engines,
30:56and may the best drag queen win.
31:00I'm off of the house.
31:02Category is Barn This Way,
31:05a first April carry-on.
31:08Oh, hey, girl, hey.
31:11This look is made out of hay.
31:14Baby, she's the queen of la hacienda.
31:16Mmm, she gives me fever.
31:19Hay fever.
31:21It's inspired by the sombrero called pava,
31:25which the workers used to use in the fields in Puerto Rico.
31:28These earrings are una amapola,
31:30which is a typical flower of Puerto Rico,
31:32and in one of the earrings, el coqui.
31:34The little frog that sings at night,
31:36coqui, coqui, coqui.
31:38Now, that's what I call a hat on a hat on a hat.
31:41But does anyone still wear a hat on a hat on a hat?
31:44Just get back when I step on the runway.
31:46Up next, Aura Miori.
31:48Who let the Aura out?
31:50Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?
31:53I am wearing a glamorous barn owl look,
31:56all white dress,
31:58with all the feathers on the chest
32:00kind of protruding out of my shoulders.
32:02And I also have this really beautiful owl headpiece.
32:06I know she's a barn owl,
32:07but I'm more familiar with barn swallows.
32:10Barn owls, they're known to be silent killers,
32:12they're very sly,
32:14and they're very territorial.
32:15It's giving Aura.
32:17Come up and pluck me sometime.
32:22Up next, Crystal Method.
32:26Who ordered the chicken?
32:27I did.
32:28This look is poultry in motion.
32:31It's so extra.
32:33It's covered in sequin and feathers trimmed with ostrich.
32:36Yes, that's right, a chicken and ostrich.
32:38Old MacDonald had a huge top.
32:41Oh, God.
32:42Yes, he did.
32:45It's crazy and a little bit scary.
32:48Girl, there ain't no cage that can hold this chicken.
32:51This must be Colonel Sanders' side piece.
32:54Yeah.
32:57Up next, Selena Estidis.
32:59I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your dressin'.
33:03Ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:04I'm giving Selena win for a roll in the hay.
33:06Hey.
33:07This is a completely couture, hand-sewn garment.
33:11Every single hay is hand-stitched.
33:12The corset is hand-braided.
33:15In my basket, I got four golden eggs.
33:17But, oh, I'm missing two more.
33:19Her other eggs she's had frozen.
33:21Ha, ha, ha.
33:22I'm giving you a full cinematic story on this runway,
33:25and I look amazing.
33:27Oh, it's like finding a needle in a gay stack.
33:30I thought it was her IUD.
33:31Ha, ha, ha.
33:32I just came back when I stepped on the runway.
33:33Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
33:37The legendary, oh, my God, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
33:40I am Moodonna.
33:42I've never worn anything like this before.
33:44But I'm really proud of the work that I put into myself and my body.
33:49The corset is corseting, and this cow got curves.
33:52She's wearing Jean-Paul Moutier.
33:54Ha, ha, ha.
33:55Oh, it's milking time.
33:57Mm-hmm.
33:58And you know me.
33:59I always have my tricks.
34:01Oh!
34:02Oh, I hope that's good.
34:05Everybody get a taste of this milk.
34:06Yum.
34:07Oh, wow.
34:08Yummy.
34:09This silk got the good old milk.
34:10This silk got the good old milk.
34:12It really is milking time, Rue.
34:14It really is.
34:17Up next, Vivacious.
34:19Now that's what I call a backhoe.
34:21Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:23My look is a tractor.
34:25She chugs without the lugs.
34:27I am giving green body realness in yellow highlights.
34:31I'm giving you wheels on the side of my body.
34:34And I am giving you a full look of a tractor from head to toe.
34:39Prepare to get slow.
34:40Absolutely.
34:42And I'm a slowly strut.
34:43Can't move that much.
34:45It's a tractor.
34:45They never go fast.
34:46So neither should I.
34:47I think I can.
34:48I think I can.
34:51Ha, ha, ha.
34:52Ha, ha, ha.
34:53Ha, ha, ha.
34:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:57Ha, ha, ha, ha.
35:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
35:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
35:34April, carry on.
35:35Let's take a look at your how-to video.
35:38Ha, ha, ha, ha.
35:40Do you ever just sit and wonder, does anybody want my toston?
35:46Well, I'm going to show you how to make tostones that everybody would want to eat.
35:51Come on.
35:51Step one.
35:53Grab your plantain.
35:55Make sure it's firm, thick, and uncut.
35:59Step two.
36:01Slice that daddy up.
36:04Keep it girthy.
36:04An inch works for this.
36:07Ooh.
36:08Step three.
36:09Ah.
36:10Drop those chunks in the hot oil and let it sizzle.
36:14Ay, que rico, que rico, que rico.
36:16Ay, Bobby.
36:19Step four.
36:20Smash it like you mean it.
36:21Grab a plate or your ex's emotional bag.
36:24It's just fine as well.
36:25Just smash those plantain babies.
36:28Damn.
36:29Ha, ha, ha.
36:32Consider this foreplay.
36:34I get five.
36:36Throw these baddies in the hot oil again.
36:38They're going to get hotter, crispier, sluttier.
36:42Just like you go from a regular season to an all-stars.
36:46Now take ketchup, mayo, and smash fresh garlic in el filón.
36:52And mix it all together.
36:54This is a classic dipping sauce.
36:57Mmm.
36:57And there you have it, baby.
36:59Everybody would want a taste of your toston.
37:02Mmm.
37:02Mmm.
37:03Yes, Bob, please.
37:05This has been our taste of April.
37:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
37:11Listen, I was very, very caught up in your breastplate.
37:14It's like next level.
37:16Mm-hmm.
37:16Oh, yeah.
37:17And you knew it and you felt it.
37:18I thought you did a really good job.
37:20I think it was missing a little bit of comedy, but I'm glad you had some in there.
37:23It could have been funnier.
37:24Although, I have to say, who doesn't love a great boob smash?
37:28I know.
37:28It gave me a whole new way to cook in the kitchen.
37:31I thought you had a really, really great friendly tone on camera as well, and it really kind of draws
37:36the viewer in.
37:36And then this look, this might be one of my favorite all-time looks on Drag Race.
37:41I love this symphony of texture, burlap and seagrass and all the weaving, but also that hip piece.
37:48This is a really interesting, fun, architectural silhouette that I could just look at for days.
37:54Yes, yes.
37:55I have to tell you, when you came out and then when Selena came out, I was like, ooh, I
37:58know those bitches were heated, heated.
38:02But they are very different.
38:06Up next, Aura Mayuri.
38:08Let's take a look at your how-to video.
38:12Hey queens, this is Aura.
38:15Are you okay?
38:16Are you alive?
38:18Because if you are, then keep watching this video so I can show you how to survive a zombie apocalypse
38:24in drag.
38:27Step one, choose the right outfit.
38:30Mobility is key, but so is drama.
38:35Oh, so look hot and be drop-dead gorgeous, because even when the world is ending,
38:41the look must not, honey.
38:45Bruh.
38:46Don't have any weapons?
38:47Then weaponize your favorite drag queen's favorite drag moves.
38:50Hit it!
38:51The Anidra!
38:52You fought that fucking gun, bitch!
38:54Yes!
38:56Yes, bitch!
38:56The Sasha Colby!
38:58Whip it, girl!
38:59Whip it!
39:00The Aura Mayuri!
39:02Go get him, girl!
39:05The RuPaul!
39:10Rawr!
39:11And finally, if you can't beat them,
39:14girl,
39:15then beat them!
39:16I guess this is how we can go viral one last time!
39:23Rawr!
39:25Oh, my God.
39:26Please like, share, and comment, and tap the follow bar to see my next video,
39:32How to Rawr!
39:34Instagada Rawr!
39:37I'm not sure we're going to survive on the queen's dance moves.
39:42Most of us won't be able to do them,
39:44but it was smart to do the Anitra, the Sasha.
39:47I thought it was a fun idea.
39:48It wasn't an LOL a minute,
39:50but you were having fun doing it,
39:52and I think as the viewer,
39:53then we have fun watching it.
39:55And then this outfit,
39:56I just kept thinking,
39:57oh, so the apocalypse is over,
40:00and now you've come back as a dove of peace.
40:03I think, are you an owl?
40:05A barn owl.
40:05I feel there's a little disconnect with the bottom,
40:07you know, from the waist down.
40:08I'm thinking maybe that could be great
40:10to bring in some browns
40:12or something a little bit more barn owl-y,
40:14but everything else is stunning and exquisite.
40:16All that feather work in the headpiece
40:18and also the wings,
40:19really gorgeous.
40:21Up next, Crystal Method.
40:24Let's take a look at your video.
40:28Welcome to another episode of Cooking with Crystal.
40:31Today, we'll be learning how to make a banana split,
40:34peel your banana.
40:39Place your naked nana in a bowl.
40:41I'm serving.
40:44Next, add two scoops of ice cream.
40:47I'm cold.
40:50Now, drench her in hot fudge.
40:54Yeah, get miss nana nice and wet.
40:58Get your cream ready and squirt generously.
41:02Woo!
41:03Yeah!
41:05I love your cream.
41:08Ready for my favorite ingredient?
41:10What is it?
41:13Nuts!
41:15Get those nuts in my face.
41:19Try not to get any of the nut in my mouth.
41:23Yummy, yummy.
41:25Don't forget the cherry.
41:30I love babies.
41:34Now, that's what I call a banana split.
41:37Thanks, Crystal.
41:39Join us next time,
41:40where we'll be making pound cake.
41:49This reminded me of one thing that I love so much,
41:53which was Pee-wee's Playhouse.
41:55The exact same notes written down.
41:56I had Pee-wee here.
41:57Yeah.
41:58And I had simple.
41:59And really, Crystal,
42:00the simplicity made it so easy to watch.
42:03The nuts, just a picture of the nuts.
42:05Although, speaking of nuts,
42:06you're like,
42:07don't get the nuts in my mouth.
42:09Why not?
42:10I guess it's just a personal preference,
42:12you know?
42:13Yes, maybe I just speak for myself.
42:16Yeah, it was very subversive
42:17and funny and really stupid.
42:19It reminded me of a video
42:21I was a part of 35 years ago
42:23by Tom Rubnitz in New York
42:25called Pickle Surprise.
42:27I'm so glad you noticed
42:28because that was actually
42:29one of my main inspirations
42:30along with Pee-wee.
42:31Ah, I'm here for that.
42:33And this look,
42:34this is drag.
42:36It's sequin.
42:37It's rhinestones.
42:38It's ridiculous.
42:40It just is so smart, Crystal.
42:43Are you more of a breast or leg girl?
42:46It depends on the mood.
42:56Next, Selena S. Titties.
42:58Let's take a look at your video.
43:02Hola, I'm Selena.
43:06Today, it's little Chalupe.
43:08Little Latin doll in drag,
43:10why are you crying?
43:12My man keeps cheating on me, fool.
43:14Well, that's amazing
43:15because I'm going to teach my friends here
43:17how to keep your man from cheating on you.
43:19All you need is some rope,
43:22a frying pan,
43:24or a chainsaw,
43:26a warm tortilla,
43:27and a pendejo in question.
43:31Mm-hmm.
43:32Step one.
43:33Now, intimacy is key.
43:35So take that rope
43:36and let's get things as spicy.
43:39Who's your puppy now?
43:40Help!
43:41Hey!
43:42Step two.
43:43Don't let your man get loud with you.
43:45A frying pan to the air works wonders.
43:48Hehehe.
43:50But a chainsaw cut straight to the point.
43:53Good job, little Chalupe.
43:54Step three.
43:55A man's appetite for some loving muffin
43:57is never satisfied,
43:59so it's crucial to grab his...
44:01Ooh, chorizo.
44:03Little Chalupe.
44:04Final step.
44:06Open up your warm tortilla.
44:08No.
44:10Wrap it around his chorizo
44:11and make him eat it.
44:13Oh, oh!
44:15Here comes the fun part.
44:21Ooh!
44:23Pee you.
44:24No one wants to sleep with that.
44:25And that's how to keep your man from cheating.
44:28You can't cheat the doll.
44:29See you next Tuesday.
44:31Say bye, little Chalupe.
44:33Yeah!
44:38Well, I'm obsessed with Chalupe.
44:41I love that you gave me his voice like this.
44:44I just think the idea of a how to keep your man video
44:48is so cute.
44:49It was twisted,
44:50and that's kind of what I think you love about drag.
44:54So I enjoyed what you did.
44:56You know, I grew up with sitcoms,
44:58so anytime you put a fart joke in there,
45:00I am programmed to laugh.
45:02I laughed several times.
45:04It was very funny.
45:05This look, yes,
45:06we have two raffia straw-inspired looks,
45:09but I will echo what Michelle said.
45:11They are very different,
45:12and yours is giving us, you know,
45:14more of that needle-in-the-haystack vibe.
45:16And I do love how that bodice is constructed
45:18through the braided raffia.
45:20Really, really beautiful.
45:21Thank you so much.
45:23Up next, Reverend Dr. Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
45:26Let's take a look at your video.
45:30Have you ever dated a fuckboy?
45:36Well, I'm going to teach you
45:39how to decorate your boyfriend's birthday cake
45:41that's only dating you out of convenience.
45:44Girl, tell the truth and shame the devil.
45:47Who are you?
45:48I'm the real you.
45:49Your conscience before you fell in love with that bro-key.
45:52Show us how you make that little cake with your dumb ass.
45:57You'll start with his favorite cake, red velvet.
46:00Isn't that the pool boy's favorite?
46:02Yes, he cleaned the gutters this morning.
46:05Girl, you don't even have gutters.
46:07I do.
46:09I ain't mad at you.
46:11We have two layers of cake
46:13in hopes that he'll show you
46:14a second layer of himself tonight.
46:17Because he cheating on you
46:18with a bitch with an EBT card.
46:20Frost the whole cake.
46:21Make sure that it is smooth, baby.
46:23Because he ain't going to want you
46:25if that cake lumpy like your pass on season 11.
46:30Now we're going to add that ganache drip.
46:33Make it drip, drip, drip like your pussy.
46:38Now you have a beautiful birthday cake
46:40for your boyfriend.
46:42Cut yourself a piece of cake.
46:44He's probably going to stand you up again.
46:50Don't crash out.
46:52Call the pool boy.
46:55Oh, pool boy.
46:57And if you're like this dumb bitch
46:59and need a little help dating,
47:01purchase my book,
47:02My Man, My Man, My Man.
47:05Ten red flags to let you know
47:06that your man is really a fuckboy.
47:09The gutter's going to be squeaky clean tonight.
47:12Period.
47:14Period.
47:16First of all,
47:17the video starts off so strong.
47:19Is your guy a fuckboy or not?
47:21So funny.
47:22I was laughing out loud.
47:24It started out crazy
47:25and spiraled into something even crazier.
47:29Lil Silky was so funny.
47:32It all just worked for me.
47:35This look, I think, is really fun.
47:37I love the bustier creating a sexy udder.
47:40I love the cowbell earrings.
47:42But mostly, in both the video
47:44and in your presentation on the runway,
47:46you just have so much confidence
47:48and so much charisma
47:49that we can't take our eyes off of you.
47:51And now, Vivacious.
47:53Let's take a look at your video.
47:57Straight from the heart of Jamaica
47:59to the Paul Sagan clubs of New York City,
48:01I am Vivacious,
48:03the queen who brought you
48:04memorable hashtags,
48:05and Ornacea.
48:07Buckle up, children,
48:09because mama's about to teach you
48:10how to make jerk chicken
48:11like a true Jamaican queen.
48:13Step one.
48:14Gather your spices
48:15and cooking oil,
48:17or as I call it,
48:18lube.
48:20Step two.
48:22Rub her in.
48:23Massage the spices
48:25into the chicken
48:26like you are given
48:27a happy ending
48:28at the bijou.
48:30Step three.
48:31Place your chicken
48:33into the fridge,
48:34death drop style.
48:36And let it marinate
48:38on what it could have been.
48:39Could have been a nugget,
48:41could have been a contender,
48:42could have been somebody.
48:44Step four.
48:45Heat it and mix it up.
48:47Bake it,
48:48grill it,
48:50pan fry it,
48:51and give it a good Jamaican dance
48:53to bring out the flavor.
48:55The more you dance,
48:57the better the taste.
49:01Step five.
49:02Finish her and serve.
49:03And if you want to feel bougie,
49:06add cilantro.
49:09This is Vivacious,
49:10and this is how you make jerk chicken.
49:12And remember,
49:13a good jerk will make you twerk.
49:17Be on the lookout
49:18for my next dish,
49:19blue drawers
49:20and dutcher rice.
49:21And check out my podcast,
49:23now streaming,
49:24Nowhere.
49:27By basis,
49:28you had zero emotion.
49:31No matter what you did,
49:32if you were cooking,
49:34even the dance,
49:35you'd be like...
49:36Maybe it wasn't intentional,
49:38but it was giving unbothered
49:39the entire time,
49:40which was funny to look at.
49:41And you created a character.
49:44Using the rubber chicken
49:45was very funny.
49:46The noises,
49:47the sound effect
49:47that kept going on
49:49and on and on.
49:50I do want to take a moment
49:51to say,
49:52your makeup
49:52is a lot better tonight.
49:54And this look tonight,
49:55is it a Brazilian tractor?
49:57She's something like that.
49:58She's very Club Kid John Deere-ish.
50:01And I'm not mad at it.
50:02It's kind of elementary school play,
50:04but you made it work.
50:07Well, thank you, All Stars.
50:09I think we've heard enough.
50:10While you untuck backstage,
50:12the judges and I
50:13will deliberate.
50:15You may leave the stage.
50:19All right, now,
50:20just between us showgirls,
50:21what do you think?
50:22We're looking for
50:23the top two All Stars
50:25of the week.
50:26Crystal Method
50:27was incredible.
50:28The whole thing
50:29was really charming,
50:30and I actually thought
50:32it's quite sophisticated
50:33and really confident.
50:35That tutorial
50:36on how to make
50:36a banana splay
50:37was so childlike,
50:38yet fun and subversive.
50:41And the way
50:42the instructions were given,
50:44the narrative
50:44was very easy to follow.
50:46She puts a lot of thought
50:48into everything she does.
50:49Her runway look tonight,
50:51there were so many layers there.
50:52As a big, giant cock,
50:54I mean,
50:54how do you not love that?
50:55Who doesn't love that?
50:57And we can all probably agree
50:58that little Silky
50:59was the star
51:01of this how-to video.
51:02I wasn't as crazy
51:03about that outfit,
51:04but I did like
51:05all the udders
51:06and the Gautier-esque
51:07version of that.
51:08Listen,
51:09Silky knows how
51:10to create a concept.
51:12The outfit was eye-catching,
51:13and I think she's a natural.
51:15I think where Crystal
51:16is really methodical,
51:18Silky just naturally
51:20has that overview
51:21of what her product is
51:23and how to sell it.
51:24It's instinctual for her.
51:25It's instinctual for her.
51:27I thought Selena
51:27is another one
51:28that had a really
51:29strong night tonight.
51:30She was very smart,
51:31she was very funny.
51:32I took notes on that.
51:34So many great ideas.
51:36When little Chalupe
51:37opened her tortilla,
51:38I just busted out laughing.
51:40I thought it was
51:40very, very funny.
51:42Rafi is having
51:43a big night tonight.
51:44I mean,
51:45I've never seen it
51:46look so chic and lovely.
51:48Silence.
51:49I've made my decision.
51:50Bring back my all-stars.
51:53Welcome back, Queens.
51:56Based on your how-to videos
51:57and your Barn This Way
52:00runway presentations,
52:02I've made some decisions.
52:06Crystal.
52:08Selena.
52:10Silky.
52:11Each of you showed us
52:13how to do it
52:14like an all-star.
52:16But the top two Queens
52:18of the week are
52:23Crystal Method
52:25and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
52:28Congratulations.
52:30Woo!
52:30You've each
52:31earned two points.
52:36Ladykins,
52:37the rest of you
52:37can step to the back
52:38of the stage.
52:47Two all-stars
52:49stand before me.
52:50Ladies,
52:52this is your chance
52:53to impress me,
52:54win 10,000 doulas,
52:57and earn a coveted
52:58extra point
52:59in our tournament
53:00of all-stars.
53:03The time has come
53:05for you to lip-sick
53:08for your legacy.
53:13Another one,
53:14another one,
53:15another one.
53:16I want my point
53:17and I want that $10,000.
53:19But I'm up against Silky,
53:20who is an assassin.
53:22So I'm going to have
53:23to step up my game
53:25and pull that focus.
53:26Top two.
53:27Sounds very correct,
53:28but I don't feel good
53:30just yet.
53:30There's one more point
53:31to be made.
53:32And you know
53:33it belongs to me.
53:34Good luck
53:35and don't
53:36fuck it up.
53:53That's it!
53:57Time, time, time
53:59to see what's
54:01become of me
54:03While I looked around
54:05All my possibilities
54:08I was so hard
54:10to please
54:11The ground
54:13Is the ground
54:15And the sky
54:16Is a hazy shade
54:18Of winter
54:20Here's a salvation
54:22On your ground
54:24Down by the countryside
54:26It's bound to be
54:27A better island
54:28What you've got planned
54:30Carrying
54:31Carrying
54:32Up in your hand
54:33The ground
54:35Keeps the ground
54:36And the sky
54:38That's it!
54:39Oh, it's a hazy shade
54:40Oh, it's a hazy shade
54:41Oh, it's a hazy shade
54:42The ground
54:42Grass is high
54:44Feels all right
54:46It's the springtime
54:47Of my life
54:49Oh, it's so long
54:54By the wie
55:18There's a patch of snow on the ground.
55:21Look around, leaves are brown.
55:24There's a patch of snow on the ground.
55:27Look around, leaves are brown.
55:30There's a patch of snow on the ground.
55:38Where did she have those sticks?
55:40Where were those?
55:41Did she just block her?
55:42Yes.
55:43She blocked her.
55:44She did.
55:44I would have done the same thing, honestly.
55:46Like, baby, yes.
55:48You want to be seen?
55:48Go para allá.
55:49Vete, vete.
55:50All stars.
55:51I've made my decision.
55:58Silky nutmeg ganache.
56:00Contragulations, your winner, baby.
56:05Thank you, Mamoru.
56:06You've won a cash tip of $10,000,
56:10courtesy of Dr. Bronner's,
56:12who is also donating $100,000 to the ACLU Foundation
56:17to protect LGBTQ plus rights and freedom of expression.
56:23Plus an extra point, which gives you a total of four points.
56:28Crystal Method, you have a total of five points.
56:32Contragulations.
56:35April, Aura, Selena, and Vivacious.
56:40Please step to the front of the stage.
56:48Wow.
56:50All stars, with great power comes great responsibility.
56:56The bottom four queens will each receive one point,
56:59but you must give it away to the all-star you believe is the MVQ,
57:05the most valuable queen of the week.
57:09Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,
57:13only the two queens with the most points will move on to the semifinals,
57:17and the other queens will be eliminated.
57:22Contragulations, all-stars.
57:23And remember, if you can't love yourself,
57:25how in the hell you're gonna love somebody else?
57:28Can I get an amen up in here?
57:29Amen!
57:30All right, now let the music play.
57:32Good luck, it'll be fine!
57:44Who does, how many quads?
57:48Good luck, it does, how many quads.
57:52Fucking pride, keep it there,
57:55If you know the thing, you can't change my mind!
57:56Rocalyptic Closes, moves yourzur!
58:00Pretty prince and vị,
58:02Oh
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