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00:01There's Cage.
00:02You want to talk about some major disrespect?
00:05Meet the Lucior!
00:07You can't break!
00:08That is Pentagon Dark!
00:10And he has let's just meet with Cage!
00:15And you will go out with the broken arm in many pieces.
00:22Cage is too strong!
00:24I already told you, you can't break my arm.
00:27Free Drago!
00:29I don't remember much.
00:31I have to go.
00:32We'll see you again, my friend.
00:35I'm not very sure about that.
00:37We're gonna have a battle royale!
00:40The winner gets to choose who is out in the gift of the Ghost.
00:45Here's your winner!
00:46Sorry, Milt. You're out.
00:48You got yourself a match.
00:50As for specifically by Katrina.
00:53The first ever haunted house match.
00:59Trick-or-treat mother.
01:12What's up, Melissa? How are you?
01:15How are you holding up?
01:17I'm great.
01:20Look, out there, in front of the believers, I get it.
01:24You have to put on a happy face.
01:27But with me, you can't be honest.
01:30You miss him.
01:33I do.
01:35I miss him more every day.
01:49That just means Phoenix is alive and well.
01:55In here.
01:59The more you grieve, the more you love.
02:05You gave Phoenix's life meaning.
02:08He was so lucky to have you.
02:11And I'm lucky to have you.
02:13You're a great friend.
02:14You're a great friend.
02:16You're a great friend.
02:17Okay.
02:19It's showtime.
02:20Pick up.
02:46James Bond adequal.
02:46Get your throne Imagine o' scientville.
02:46Tell me about it.
02:48You're my favorite prophet.
02:49The two who creired from me.
02:49I'm not even sure.
02:49I'm gonna be talked about it.
02:49You're a warrior that began to play a Harlem Kelly.
02:59What's up everybody and welcome, this is Lucha Underground.
03:03The steel structure that encapsulates the ring will be the stage tonight for history.
03:10For the first time ever here in the temple, we will have a haunted house match.
03:15Mil Muertes has been stalking the MAC ever since MAC denied Mil Muertes an opportunity at the gift of the
03:23gods.
03:23Tonight, those two warriors will do battle inside this terrifying cage surrounded by weapons, all of them legal.
03:33Will the MAC survive this horror flick or will Mil Muertes claim another victim?
03:39And hey, speaking of surviving, Famous B.
03:42Dude, it was touch-and-go after his run-in with Jake Strong.
03:46But he's wanted to say, everybody, thank you so much for sending him love and leaving him voicemails.
03:50At 4.3 get fame.
03:53I'm telling you, man, you gotta stop stuffing your face from Raw on TV.
03:56Enough of that.
03:56We got something much more important tonight.
03:58It will be man or machine who survives our sick main event in a last man or machine standing match.
04:07Cage versus Pentagon, our champion for the Lucha Underground Championship.
04:12I am telling you right now, neither competitor or the fans are going to be the same once that match
04:17is done.
04:18So please, don't touch that dial. We are ready to kick it off. Are you ready?
04:22No, you're not stuffing your face.
04:23Please, let's get going.
04:25The following Lucha is a haunted house match.
04:31The only way to win is by pinfall or submission.
04:35And all weapons are legal.
04:40Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, The Match.
04:49Over one month ago, The Match won the Gift of the Gods Battle Royal.
04:53The winner of that battle royal had an opportunity to remove one of the competitors out of the Gift of
04:59the Gods match.
05:00Mac chose who he thought would be the strongest opponent, and that was Mil Muertes.
05:06Mac removed Mil from the Gift of the Gods match, and Mil Muertes has been stalking Mac ever since.
05:25The match lays his eyes on his fate.
05:29Melissa, what's next?
05:32And his opponents, from beyond the grave, Mil Muertes!
05:40This man, this beast, has competed in matches that have names like grave consequences.
05:47Death matches, but never, never have we had a haunted house match.
05:52But I believe it's right up Mil Muertes' alley, Vampiro.
05:56There's no doubt about it.
05:57He has made for this kind of stuff, this kind of violence.
06:00This is what he lives for.
06:01This is what he died and lives for.
06:03Absolutely, as Mil is led to the ring by the Lady in Red, Katrina.
06:18Now I know you're not that smart, sweetheart, but you forgot to introduce me.
06:27So now do it the correct way, bitch.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:45Oh, my God.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:52Oh, my God.
06:57Oh, my God.
07:00Whoa!
07:06This match hasn't even started yet.
07:09Katrina bouncing Melissa's head
07:11off of the steel cage.
07:15What is this?
07:17Oh, boy.
07:21Oh!
07:24She just smashed Melissa's face
07:26into that glass vase on the floor!
07:32Oh, Melissa Santos has been brutally attacked
07:35by Katrina.
07:37Folks, we're gonna keep a close eye on that situation
07:39during the commercial break,
07:40but when we come back,
07:42the Mac and Milt Guertes
07:44will brutally attack one another
07:46in this haunted house match.
08:01Welcome back to Lucha Underground.
08:03Melissa Santos, our ring announcer,
08:04unfortunately has been taken
08:05to a local medical facility,
08:07and from the looks of things,
08:08I'm guessing someone else
08:09will soon be joining her.
08:11The haunted house match is on,
08:13and here we go.
08:15Now, Vampiro, pinfall or submission,
08:17this is not like a traditional cage match
08:19where escape means victory.
08:21Whoa!
08:22All the weapons are legal,
08:23and Mac, Mac, he's a scared man,
08:26and to me that makes him very dangerous, no?
08:28There's no doubt about it.
08:29I remember watching a...
08:31Wow, big kick.
08:32This is crazy,
08:33because there's no way to go
08:34about a match like this
08:35without having some fear inside you,
08:37because if you're not scared,
08:38you're not worried,
08:38you're not gonna pay attention,
08:40and you are gonna get schooled.
08:41You need to go into this
08:42kind of match with fear.
08:44Inside this Thunderdome,
08:46it does not bode well for Mac,
08:48as Mil Muertes now lays into Mac
08:51with that Singapore cane.
08:54Vampiro, you were the one
08:55that was telling me that
08:55those little bamboo shoots,
08:57they open and close very quickly.
08:58When you hit someone,
08:59they almost bite your flesh.
09:01They rip your flesh apart,
09:02there's no doubt about it.
09:04Ooh!
09:04Oh, jeez, inside...
09:06How are you gonna explain that?
09:08Rung his bell?
09:08Getting his bell rung?
09:11The sound explained it all here.
09:13Superdome!
09:15What we love!
09:17What we love!
09:18What we love!
09:18What we love!
09:19Now, is that a crowbar?
09:21I don't know, man,
09:22but the fans are just into this.
09:25Ooh!
09:31I can't imagine that Mac,
09:34or anyone for that matter,
09:35would be prepared
09:36for such a brutal, brutal match.
09:38You have to have hate and fear.
09:40It's a mix,
09:41and it's an intensity
09:42that's in your heart.
09:44You've got to be willing
09:44to cross that line,
09:45because somebody there
09:46has already crossed it for you.
09:48You know what I mean?
09:49Absolutely.
09:50Huge elbow!
09:51Martes runs into a back elbow
09:53and a boot from the Mac.
09:56Set flip, but Mil is still way too strong.
09:59Nothing was really done to Mil,
10:00in order for Mil to be taken down,
10:02is the watchful eye of Katrina
10:04witnesses a beautiful
10:05inside-out power slam.
10:08Now, Vamp, are you a fan of horror movies?
10:10Other than life that you've lived?
10:12Yeah, I was gonna say horror movie.
10:14Well, for me,
10:15the scariest horror movies
10:17were the psychological thrillers,
10:19the ones where it could happen to you.
10:22Ooh!
10:23God!
10:24Pumpkin, the gourd
10:25down to the back.
10:27Pumpkins are heavy, man,
10:28and they're solid and thick.
10:29Everybody thinks that's a joke.
10:32They hurt.
10:33Oh, look at that.
10:36Fish hooking?
10:38It's even more terrifying
10:40than Blumhouse's Truth or Dare.
10:42Dude, this is so cool.
10:43It's a haunted house match.
10:45How can you not be feeling it?
10:47I can see you getting
10:48just a bit close to comfort
10:49to me, though, man.
10:50I'm not gonna help you, you know?
10:51I know you're scared, but
10:53you gotta take it.
10:54A man who is fighting
10:57based off of fear,
10:58and that is a hell of a motivator.
11:02Any time there's any kind of doubt,
11:04any time there's any kind of anxiety
11:05or fear,
11:06I think it chips away
11:07at your confidence.
11:08It chips away at the athlete
11:09or the performer that you are.
11:10If Mac has that fear,
11:12then Mac is compromised here,
11:14and this is not the place
11:15nor the time for that.
11:16Dude, I disagree with you
11:17right there, man,
11:17because somebody who's been
11:18in a ton of street fights,
11:19I'm telling you right now,
11:20that only makes you
11:21a better fighter
11:22because you're not so worried
11:23about getting hit,
11:24it doesn't hurt as much,
11:25and you hit twice as hard, bro.
11:28These two will hit hard.
11:30Mac has nowhere to go
11:32from the ring apron
11:33to the cage
11:35as Mill grabs the beard
11:36and lays a heavy right hand
11:37onto the Mac.
11:38Mill on the move.
11:40Oh, wow!
11:42The power of Mill Muertes
11:44has opened up the cage,
11:45and those pieces of metal
11:47are gonna be sharp.
11:49No, no, no, no.
11:49This does not go well!
11:51Oh, man!
11:53He's determined to destroy.
11:55This is dangerous for the Mac.
11:57Anyone that's ever walked
11:58past a chain-link fence
11:59knows that those wires
12:01can stick out there.
12:03He just broke the wall down.
12:05He does not care.
12:06He wants to destroy.
12:08Remember,
12:09pinfall or submission only,
12:10the fact that they have
12:11quote-unquote
12:12escaped the cage.
12:13That's irrelevant here.
12:14Bang!
12:15Wow!
12:16Mill Muertes is just
12:17turning up full blast
12:19all day, all night,
12:20and just doesn't stop.
12:22Careful there.
12:24Ah!
12:24Oh, that's dangerous, dude.
12:25It's ripped fence right there.
12:26That's ripped flesh.
12:28That's anything.
12:28That's so dangerous.
12:29Of course, remember,
12:30Mill has to get Mac back
12:31in the ring for a pin
12:32or submission,
12:32and now the fact that
12:33this cage is torn open,
12:34it means that Mill
12:36can now introduce
12:37some new toys,
12:38if you will.
12:40Perfect.
12:42Haunted.
12:43Look at Mill.
12:44Look at that.
12:45For a man his size,
12:47he still shows
12:48the agility and the athleticism.
12:50That has to scare you as well.
12:51Have you ever seen
12:52anybody go up the cage
12:54from the floor
12:55as fast as he just did?
12:57This is Mill Muertes'
12:59wheelhouse,
13:00if you will.
13:01Flying crossbody block
13:03all the way.
13:04Shoulders are down.
13:05Is this enough?
13:05No.
13:16As I said,
13:17you'd expect the believers
13:18to favor Mac,
13:19but they're split.
13:21You just confirmed it
13:23once again,
13:24the fans,
13:25the believers
13:25here in the temple,
13:26they want blood.
13:28They want a good fight.
13:29And if you're gonna go for it,
13:31they will support you.
13:32They support the fight,
13:33not the fighter.
13:35This haunted house match
13:36complete with apples
13:38with razor blades
13:39and cyanide.
13:40Not Sid Cooper,
13:42but there you go.
13:43Tables.
13:52Matt has been in some brutal matches before.
13:55I mean,
13:55the first one that comes to mind
13:57is this false count anywhere match
13:58with the cage,
13:59but Matt's never been in anything like this,
14:00but can Matt recall any of his experiences?
14:04He's got a knife.
14:07I'm sorry,
14:08Matt,
14:08but...
14:09Yeah,
14:09this definitely takes precedent
14:10to my stupid question.
14:11Are you kidding me?
14:12Oh, jeez.
14:15Is he...
14:16Is he busted open?
14:18Dude,
14:18he's cut wide open.
14:19Like,
14:20sliced.
14:21Oh, man.
14:24Look at Neil.
14:26Doesn't care if he slits his own tongue.
14:28Jason Voorhees never did that, dude.
14:32Oh, man.
14:33He's just...
14:36I mean,
14:37Matt can quit off of this.
14:39You know,
14:39he can get a submission here.
14:41I mean,
14:42he is bleeding
14:44bad.
14:48My gosh.
14:50Look at that.
14:51My gosh.
14:52What the hell are you talking about?
14:53He stabbed him with a knife in the head.
14:55Are you not seeing that?
14:56So what do you want me to say?
14:56Holy shit.
14:58Just something like that.
15:01Here we go.
15:03Look at Mac.
15:04Still showing the will to fight.
15:06Mac's breathing heavy.
15:07And that may be the reprieve that Mac needs.
15:10He's lost a lot of blood,
15:12but now,
15:13Mac has an opportunity.
15:14We're gonna find out what Mac is all about
15:17right here,
15:17right now.
15:25This points to what you were asking me before.
15:28Cover here.
15:29Two.
15:30No.
15:31The Mac has been in many situations.
15:34You cannot give Mil Muertes the chance to recover
15:38even for a split second,
15:40as we've just seen.
15:41Listen,
15:42I mean,
15:42every horror movie has a survivor.
15:45But in this case,
15:46I can't believe that Mac is gonna be the one to survive.
15:49I mean,
15:50Mill's,
15:50his penchant for violence,
15:51his intensity,
15:53it's almost,
15:54it's just ugly.
15:56It's ugly,
15:57but he is so determined.
16:00Oh gosh,
16:01look at Mac.
16:02How can he have anything left?
16:04And still,
16:06Mac reaching for the ropes,
16:08trying to pull himself up.
16:11I mean,
16:12Marty has gotta be petrified as well.
16:15You know what I'm saying?
16:16Oh jeez.
16:17Marie,
16:17Marty,
16:18Elias has signed this contest.
16:20Mac trying to fight out.
16:21He knows that,
16:22perhaps,
16:23a flat liner is coming on the table.
16:26He eerily says,
16:27haunted on it.
16:29For Mac.
16:30Heavy clubbing blows.
16:33Mac gets his adrenaline going.
16:35Stunner!
16:36You're gonna have to do more than that.
16:39A second one.
16:43Yes!
16:43And Mac's blood drips down his face.
16:47It's on Mill Muertes' body as well.
16:49Both of these fighters down
16:51in the first ever haunted house match.
16:54This will haunt their dreams
16:55for the rest of their careers.
16:58Mac is up,
16:58pulling Mill Muertes.
17:01Oh no.
17:03And this is what Mac needs to do.
17:05Mac needs to get dark.
17:06He needs to get scary.
17:07He needs to get brutal and vicious.
17:09Oh, well,
17:09thank you very much,
17:10Mr. Stryker.
17:11Uh,
17:12what happened to the nice guy?
17:15Not here,
17:15not today, I'm assuming.
17:16No room for that here.
17:18Oh no.
17:19And look at Mill.
17:20Wow.
17:20Sits right up and clubs Mac
17:22with a heavy right hand.
17:24And who knows what Mac has left.
17:26I mean,
17:26my gosh.
17:27The loss of blood.
17:28The fear.
17:29No, no, no.
17:30Hot liner here.
17:31Is it coming from the top?
17:33Oh my God.
17:38One, two, three.
17:41Mill Muertes,
17:42victorious here.
17:44Of course,
17:45Melissa not here for the announcement,
17:46but judging by the reaction of the believers,
17:50they know the outcome.
17:52What a brutal affair.
17:55Stomach turning violence.
17:58Now,
17:59as customary,
18:00after every Mill Muertes match,
18:03I think we can expect here,
18:05the lick of death.
18:08There you go.
18:09Mill directing Katrina
18:10to execute the lick of death.
18:12No.
18:15Katrina seems to be overdoing his bidding.
18:19Nevertheless,
18:20Mill Muertes,
18:21the man of a thousand deaths,
18:22has won the first ever haunted house match.
18:25The Mac may never be the same,
18:28but when we come back,
18:29Aerostar takes on the savage Jake Strong.
18:33More lucha action next.
18:46Welcome back to Lucha Underground.
18:49Famous B has the microphone,
18:50and he is about to address the believers.
18:53I just want to thank everyone
18:55for calling me
18:56at 4-2-3,
18:58Get Fame!
19:00and wishing me
19:01a speedy recovery.
19:07It only took seven screws
19:10and three surgeries,
19:12but I'll be good as new soon.
19:18And since Melissa is not here,
19:24I figured I'll introduce this match.
19:28And unlike Melissa,
19:30I will never leave any one of you
19:35ever again.
19:38The following lucha
19:40is scheduled for one fall.
19:42Introducing first...
19:46Oh, shit.
19:49From Perry, Oklahoma,
19:54the savage Jake Strong.
20:00Famous B's reaction to the name
20:02is because it was
20:03the savage Jake Strong
20:05that broke
20:06Famous B's ankle.
20:08The reason Famous B
20:09is in a wheelchair,
20:10the reason Famous B
20:11had to endure
20:12three surgeries
20:13and seven screws,
20:14it's all because
20:15that man,
20:16he aptly named
20:17Savage Jake Strong.
20:22And his opponent,
20:25from the cosmos,
20:28Aerostar!
20:30Wow, the hits just keep on coming.
20:32Aerostar made his big return
20:34two weeks ago,
20:35helping the worldwide underground
20:36defeat the Reptile tribe.
20:38And in doing so,
20:39Aerostar freed his good friend Drago
20:42from Cobra Moon's clutches.
20:45Aerostar!
20:46Aerostar!
20:47Aerostar!
20:47Do you have your thoughts on
20:48acting the caliber of Aerostar
20:50and how his style will clash
20:52with Jake Strong?
20:53I think that he's smaller,
20:54he's more compact
20:55and he's very much more speedy,
20:57aerial.
20:58It's gonna be interesting.
20:59I'm excited to see this.
21:01We got tall and powerful
21:02and a killer instinct
21:03and we got the same thing
21:04but in a smaller package.
21:05It's gonna be great.
21:07Aerostar!
21:07Jake Strong!
21:09Here we go.
21:10Look at Jake,
21:11right to the middle of the ring.
21:12Look at Aerostar,
21:13right in his mug.
21:15Yeah!
21:15Hands on the hips,
21:16you know what that means?
21:17I ain't afraid of you, homie.
21:19Yeah, well,
21:20I think that Jake is just,
21:22there you go.
21:23Bam!
21:23Here we go!
21:24There's a shot to the sternum.
21:26That'll take the wind
21:26right out of you.
21:27Jake Strong throwing Aerostar
21:28into the corner.
21:29Jake in.
21:30You talked about how quick
21:30Aerostar is.
21:31He's gonna need to use that
21:32in this match.
21:34Uh-oh.
21:36Jake Strong.
21:37Talk about it.
21:39Six foot,
21:39seven inches tall.
21:42Aerostar is maybe what?
21:43Five, five, five, six.
21:44So, do the math right there.
21:46How far was Aerostar's fall?
21:51Jake Strong pounds his chest.
21:54And now,
21:55looks like he's about to pound Aerostar.
21:57And there's silence here.
21:58I think they,
21:59they're like,
21:59he's about to decapitate this kid.
22:01Oh!
22:02Nice!
22:03Aerostar uses the turnbuckle
22:04for support.
22:05Able to catch Jake right in his mouth.
22:07Yeah!
22:07Sends him over with a
22:08Tilt-A-Whirl head scissor.
22:09Now Aerostar gets ahead of steam
22:10using the Rossa momentum.
22:12Jake went for the clothesline.
22:13Aerostar has him in a crucifix.
22:15Shoulders are down!
22:16No!
22:17Wow!
22:19And Aerostar's slow to get up though.
22:21But he's up!
22:23Aerostar!
22:23And he's in there and he's throwing punches.
22:25You gotta give it to him.
22:27Aerostar!
22:27Aerostar!
22:28Sending by the head is Aerostar.
22:31Strong moves in and gets a boot in the beard.
22:33That's Aerostar having minds here.
22:35Yeah!
22:35I like what Aerostar's doing.
22:36He's using the ring almost as if it were a tag team partner.
22:39And you know what else he's doing?
22:41He's not scared.
22:42He's doing all these high risk maneuvers.
22:43Off cover here.
22:44Both legs hooked.
22:45Which says he's not afraid of the height and size difference.
22:48He's willing to go high risk even though it's a dangerous thing.
22:52Yup.
22:52And I notice that Jake Strong is needing the ropes for assistance to get up back to his feet.
22:57Dumps Aerostar onto the apron.
23:00Aerostar created some space.
23:01Jake tried to get a hand up but I don't know how much good that did.
23:04Not much.
23:05He's got it right in the mush.
23:06Whoa!
23:07Rocket launcher.
23:08Whoa!
23:10Whoa!
23:11Oh man!
23:12He didn't even put, you know, like...
23:14He just grabbed him by the neck and flung his little...
23:16Here we go!
23:17The ankle lock submission.
23:19And that's it.
23:21Aerostar tapped out quick.
23:23Here's your winner!
23:25The Savage!
23:28Jake Strong!
23:31Well, we've seen the strategy from Jake Strong.
23:33He likes to take things from others.
23:35But Drago will have none of it.
23:37That's Aerostar.
23:38That's his friend.
23:39And now we'll see how Jake reacts when perhaps something is taken from him.
23:43As Drago begins to swing a weapon wildly.
23:46The Nunchaku's tits force Jake Strong to retreat.
23:51Ice House Dragon has returned with cold fire.
23:56Coming to the aid of Aerostar.
23:59These two were once called the super friends and get a shot of the way they've locked hands.
24:05Look at that.
24:06If he didn't, man, Strong would have snapped his ankle right in half.
24:10No doubt.
24:11No doubt in my mind either.
24:13Look.
24:13Drago and Aerostar stand united against any front.
24:17But up next, can Pentagon finally break the machine?
24:21Or will Cage be the last man, or dare I say, machine standing?
24:27It's for the Lucha Underground Championship, and it's coming your way tonight.
24:46I don't even want to know. I don't want to know.
24:51You guys are gonna love this one.
24:54Ooh, PJ.
24:57Yeah!
24:58A gift certificate to the Slamtowns Pond Resort? We love that place!
25:02Aw, thank you.
25:03Thanks, PJ.
25:04Couple's massages.
25:06It's time to open up mine now.
25:07No, no, no, no.
25:08I want Johnny to open this one first.
25:11Babe.
25:12Open it.
25:13You shouldn't have.
25:14Open it up.
25:15Make it up.
25:18Oh!
25:23Oh, my God.
25:25This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
25:39But it also reminds me of how my Lucha Underground Championship was stolen.
25:47But you're gonna steal it back.
25:51I am.
25:51I spoke to Cueto, and he agreed that a week after the wedding, you will face the champion one-on
26:01-one for the Lucha Underground Championship.
26:09You truly are the perfect woman.
26:14Next week, I take your hand in marriage.
26:18And the week after, I take back my Lucha Underground Championship.
26:24Yes!
26:25Oh!
26:26Oh!
26:34Out of my way, Ricky.
26:35I'm late for the party.
26:36I didn't see your name on the list.
26:39That's cute, Ricky.
26:41Let me make it clear.
26:42I was invited because I am useful to Johnny.
26:47I help his career.
26:49You are standing outside because you are useless to Johnny and help no one.
26:57He can't talk to you like that.
27:00He can't talk to you like that.
27:01You show him just how useful you can be.
27:05Show him.
27:06Just like you showed an helicopter.
27:11All right, Benji.
27:13You can come in.
27:16But first...
27:19Check this out.
27:23It's nice, Ricky.
27:24Is this what you use to have Johnny sign all your autographs?
27:29Not anymore.
27:46Jack, you shouldn't have.
27:49Matching bandanas.
28:07The following Lucha is for the Lucha Underground Championship.
28:13And it's the last man or machine standing match.
28:19The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent so he cannot stand before the count of ten.
28:27Introducing first the challenger from the 5-5-9.
28:34They call him...
28:36King!
28:39Like the pitter-patter of raindrops.
28:42At first, it's almost soothing.
28:44But as the rains build and the water collects on the roof,
28:47the leaks begin and eventually the ceiling caves in.
28:51And we are thus unprotected from the elements.
28:54Tonight, it's going to be absolute carnage
28:57because it's either last man or last machine standing vampiro.
29:03How in the world is Pentagon Dark gonna pull this off?
29:06How is any one of these two gonna pull this off?
29:08I mean, last man or last machine standing?
29:12I always say to myself, who's gonna reinvent things in wrestling?
29:15I think I've seen everything.
29:16But every now and then, the Lucha Underground Temple throws one at us.
29:20And I don't have an answer, man.
29:21This is something that I'm just geeked about.
29:23I wanna see violence, but I don't wanna see anybody get that hurt.
29:26You know what I mean?
29:26And his opponent, from Zalapa, Veracruz, Mexico.
29:32He is the Lucha Underground champion, Pentagon Dark.
29:40Here in the temple, we've seen concepts such as grave consequences and no mas.
29:44They have similar elements.
29:46One represents the inevitable.
29:48One represents surrender.
29:49But this, this is about crushing someone's spirit.
29:53Crushing their will.
29:54Who will be the last man or machine standing?
29:57The title is on the line and the answers are coming our way next.
30:15Welcome back to Lucha Underground.
30:17This is the last man or machine standing match.
30:19The challenger, Cage.
30:20The champion, Pentagon Dark.
30:22And these two are picking up right where they left off last week.
30:26They fought all over the building.
30:28Fans, security, even clergy.
30:30No one was safe.
30:32Vampiro, please, lend your expertise.
30:34What's the strategy in this match?
30:36The strategy is you gotta, you gotta do everything possible to destroy physically,
30:40spiritually, mentally, and emotionally your opponent before you even go for that.
30:44Because what happens if you've done everything you think you can do and you don't pull it off?
30:49You don't come through.
30:50That person is gonna come back with such aggression and violence.
30:54It's only gonna be a bad thing.
30:56Man, what about that? Pulling the mask off?
30:58Already so early in the match is psychological warfare.
31:02No doubt about it and a huge sign of disrespect.
31:04What's worrying me is I don't know if any one of these two combatants have realized
31:10if it goes to that where it's the last man standing evidently it's gonna happen.
31:14What, what, what? Oh, damn, dog.
31:17It is gonna mean that they're not gonna recover that quick and they're gonna be out of action
31:21and it's gonna be very devastating on the pocketbook and spiritually and emotionally they're done.
31:25I know there are fans at home that know their Lucha Underground history
31:28and know that smashing a glass bottle over Cage's head isn't gonna work.
31:33And Cage now has a weapon.
31:36Oh, man. Oh, man. Just shards of glass being dug into the flesh all the way down to the bone.
31:45Dude is gonna carve open his head like a garbage can lid and pull that back.
31:50We apologize for the graphic images, but this is Lucha Underground.
31:54You kind of got to know what you're getting into when you tune in.
31:56Why do you apologize, man? Did you apologize to anybody when I got lit on fire? No, you did not.
32:01I might have, yes. No, excuse me. I was pulled by everyone in the back. You were laughing.
32:04So let it go, man. I want to see carnage.
32:08And now Pentagon Dark being pummeled by The Machine.
32:21A lot of people question if Pentagon Dark can win this match.
32:29They laughed at Noah when he said that the flood would come in, and then when those first drops of
32:34rain came, they stopped laughing.
32:37As it was in the days of Noah, so it shall be again.
32:42Vamp, are you getting a little PTSD from your Cerro Miedo match?
32:46I'm getting excited.
32:50Table set up in the corner.
32:52You don't need me to tell you what Cage's intentions may be.
32:58The Pentagon realizes, trying to fight out of it, Pentagon back down on his feet, went for a thrust kick,
33:03Cage caught it, Cage went for the discus line, Pentagon had it scouted, Death Valley Driver through the table.
33:08Wow.
33:09Look at the way that table exploded.
33:11Both of them took the brunt of that blow.
33:13Could this thing end early?
33:15Look at Marty Elias, he's starting his count.
33:17Both fighters are down.
33:19Watch Marty.
33:21Pentagon rolls out to the floor, Marty continues his count on Cage.
33:25He's up to three as the referee.
33:28Four.
33:29Pentagon's smart.
33:30Pentagon knows that it's going to take a lot more than that.
33:32There's no doubt.
33:33So as Marty is counting, Pentagon went for what?
33:36A chair.
33:37Look at Cage.
33:38His gigantic muscular arms.
33:42Oof.
33:43Pushed himself up.
33:44And then what we talked about, Cage going to the head, trying to go to the computer.
33:49Do you see?
33:51Of the machine.
33:51That is a metal chair.
33:53That is a heavy-duty metal chair that just got bent in half.
33:57Watch Marty on the count.
34:02Marty's up to six, and Pentagon doesn't even want to take the chance.
34:05Because Pentagon knows if he lays off his opponent while the referee counts, his opponent has time to convalesce.
34:11Pentagon's smart here with his strategy, continuing the offense.
34:15What happens when you unplug a computer and plug it back in?
34:17You restart it.
34:18There you go.
34:18So all that time off, you don't think that Cage is rebooting?
34:23Vampiro an expert in clearing his search history.
34:26Pentagon, you know, the taste of blood is just going to set him off.
34:29Not only is the Lucha Underground champion, but he spent some time down under.
34:33And I'm not talking about Australia.
34:35You know what I'm saying?
34:36You get it, Matt?
34:37I get it.
34:37Okay.
34:40Uh-oh.
34:42Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
34:44Yes.
34:46The Pentagon's head hit that steel rail.
34:48Remember, Pentagon is still bleeding.
34:52These two have been battling for what feels like forever.
34:57Tonight, their story will end.
35:00Neither will be the same, and no books will ever be written the same.
35:04These two change their story and the story of Lucha Underground here tonight.
35:09Do you really need to think you can write a book about this one, or is this one going to
35:13be etched?
35:13Etched in the memory of the swords of everybody who is watching this.
35:20How many more shots is it going to take to put Cage out for the 10?
35:25How many more shots can he take before he starts to rethink his game plan?
35:28I feel like that's the question we're all asking, is what is it going to take?
35:36And it's amazing.
35:38You see adults and children, men and women alike, standing next to one another and all unified with Cero Miedo.
35:47It's interesting, because Pentagon introduced the garbage can, and Cage used it.
35:53Wait a minute here.
35:57Remember, last man or machine standing.
36:02Both men down, both crashing through tables.
36:06Marty Elias is right there, and he will begin his count.
36:11Ten of the longest seconds in either of these fighters' lives.
36:18Marty's up to two.
36:25Coming up on five, halfway there.
36:30Cage is up.
36:31Marty continues to count on the champion.
36:34We're getting close now.
36:39It looks like Pentagon has started to stir.
36:43Marty has stopped his count, because Cage made the move towards his opponent.
36:49Little things like that make all the difference.
36:52Dude, I'm speechless.
36:54I just get so passionate and emotional that I become a fan all over again,
36:58and I've got to participate with the believers.
37:02Wow.
37:05This is just like...
37:09violence.
37:17The crowd firmly behind Pentagon Dark.
37:20I don't think Cage cares.
37:22I don't know if they're behind Pentagon or Cage.
37:26I think they want us to get up and fight.
37:28That's what we're here for, right?
37:31Pentagon still has some of that very fight you speak of.
37:34Oh, boy.
37:36Cage was able to slip out.
37:38Smart fireman's carry.
37:39But notice how Pentagon was able to hook under the gigantic arm of Cage.
37:45Just shot to the head.
37:47Wow.
37:48Boy.
37:51Listen, whether you like either one of these guys or not,
37:54take a step back for a moment and respect what they put their bodies through.
37:58Not just tonight, but each and every night.
38:02The luchador is such a special and unique person.
38:06There's no one like a luchador or luchadora on this planet
38:09because no one can do what these trained professionals are capable of.
38:14There's no doubt about it, but you know what, Matt?
38:16I'm going to go even beyond what you just said.
38:19It's something about the temple.
38:21Marty's at seven.
38:22I don't mean to cut you off.
38:23Eight.
38:24Pentagon is up.
38:25Nine.
38:26Cage is up.
38:27It's something about the temple.
38:29It's something about the passion of the fans,
38:31the craving of violence,
38:32that everything pushes these luchadores past that threshold
38:35of caring about the physical well-being,
38:38and it's unbelievable.
38:39You'll notice Cage got up.
38:41Almost rebooted.
38:42Control, alt, delete.
38:48Cage delivers a drill claw
38:51as Pentagon's head bounced.
39:02What is Cage looking for?
39:05Yet another table.
39:08Marty Elias has his eyes on Pentagon,
39:11but Pentagon is moving,
39:13so Marty will not count.
39:16Marty's going to be looking for the fighters
39:18to be flat on their back
39:19before he starts his count.
39:29Blood.
39:29Look, look, look at Pentagon.
39:30Look at Pentagon.
39:31See what he just did there?
39:32He got up to his feet,
39:33but he saw Cage wasn't watching,
39:34so Pentagon went right back to a knee.
39:36I don't mean to tell on him,
39:38but I think Pentagon's playing possible.
39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:42The cinder block
39:43that has been associated with Cage
39:47here in the temple.
39:48You've got to be kidding me.
39:49But look at Pentagon.
39:50Bam!
39:51God, right in the head again.
39:53How many head shots
39:54can one man or machine take?
39:56I don't care if you call Cage a machine or not.
39:59There has to be some human brain
40:01inside that skull, no?
40:02There's got to be something.
40:04There's definitely a lot of soul,
40:05a lot of heart.
40:06I don't even know what...
40:07I'm just...
40:09It's flabbergasting what's going on.
40:12Pentagon Dark fighting
40:14not only for his life,
40:16but for the Lucha Underground Championship,
40:18for his pride,
40:19for his honor.
40:21You've got to be kidding me.
40:23You've got to be kidding me.
40:26Mexican Destroyer
40:26through the table.
40:28The machine is down.
40:30It was from the top rope.
40:31And Vapiro,
40:32you got your head in your head.
40:35Look at Marty Elias.
40:37He's starting his count.
40:39Have you ever seen
40:40something like this live?
40:41Have you ever seen
40:42something so brutal?
40:47Now he's up to four.
40:49What is...
40:50Pentagon...
40:51How many steal?
40:52Five chairs
40:54did he just
40:55pile into the ring.
40:56Sheena's starting.
40:58Cage,
40:59six.
41:04Marty looks like
41:05he stopped his count
41:06because Pentagon is back
41:07in the ring
41:07and what's Pentagon
41:08setting up here?
41:12And there are the fans.
41:13Remember I told you,
41:14you said they're behind Pentagon.
41:15I'm telling you,
41:15they're behind the fighter,
41:17the warrior,
41:18the one who's going to stand up
41:19and go until it's done.
41:23Look at Cage
41:24pulling himself up,
41:26using the table
41:27as assistance.
41:30to the hamstring.
41:33Meanwhile,
41:33Pentagon has set up
41:34this
41:36formation of chairs.
41:38Pentagon back down
41:39on his feet,
41:40drop to a hold,
41:41leaves Cage
41:41in a vulnerable position here.
41:43Another kick
41:44to the hamstring.
41:45That was not the hamstring,
41:46let me tell you.
41:47From where I'm looking,
41:47that was no hamstring.
41:49Oh, man.
41:50No, no, no.
41:51You're kidding me.
41:52We've seen it through tables,
41:53but now,
41:53what are we going to see?
41:56Package Piledriver
41:57through chairs?
41:59Holy cow.
42:02The head of Cage
42:04has been rattled
42:06and damaged
42:07over and over.
42:13Arnie Elias on the count,
42:15and look,
42:16it looks like
42:17Pentagon Dark
42:18is trying to
42:18pilmanize
42:19the left arm.
42:22Oh!
42:25I mean,
42:26did that break his arm?
42:28I...
42:29I...
42:34And now,
42:35the adamantium structure,
42:37the fiber optic tendons
42:39to be snapped.
42:41Oh, man.
42:48Oh, no, no, no, dude.
42:50He's going for...
42:50Are you kidding me?
42:51He's going for the other arm.
42:52Shh.
42:55Look at his face.
42:58Oh!
43:00Both arms
43:01seemingly broken
43:03on the machine,
43:04and now,
43:05Marty begins his count,
43:07but how can Cage get up?
43:09He's human after all, dude.
43:10He can't use his arms.
43:11He's not doing it.
43:12But look at Cage,
43:14using his knees,
43:15five,
43:16oh!
43:17Through the cinder block.
43:20Marty's count starts over.
43:21Two!
43:22Two!
43:23Three!
43:25Four!
43:27Five!
43:28Cage isn't moving.
43:29Oh, my God.
43:30Seven!
43:32Oh, my God.
43:33Oh, my God.
43:33Nine!
43:35Ten!
43:37Here is your winner
43:39and Steel Lucha Underground Champion,
43:48Pentagon Dark!
43:53It took Piledrivers through a table.
43:56Piledrivers on a steel chair.
43:59Two broken arms,
44:00and then a cinder block
44:01for Pentagon Dark
44:03to indeed be
44:04the last man
44:06standing
44:08and still
44:09your Lucha Underground Champion.
44:14Vampiro,
44:15thoughts before we go home?
44:18No, your silence speaks volumes,
44:20and just like that,
44:21Pentagon Dark
44:22has broken the machine
44:24and retained
44:25the Lucha Underground Championship
44:27in the process.
44:29That's all for now.
44:30But next week,
44:31you are all cordially invited
44:33to the wedding event
44:35of the century.
44:36Johnny Mundo
44:37and Taya
44:37will tie the knot
44:39in the temple.
44:40You won't want to miss this
44:41for Vampiro.
44:43I'm Matt Stryker.
44:44You want to say goodnight,
44:45my friend?
44:46Goodnight, my brother.
44:47Goodnight, everybody.
44:48Goodnight, everybody.
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