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00:05:33It's a help to help.
00:05:34No, I can't.
00:05:39I can't.
00:05:40I can't.
00:05:43I can't.
00:05:44I can't.
00:05:45Hmm.
00:05:46It's a coffee.
00:05:48I'll come back again.
00:05:51Okay?
00:05:53Bye.
00:05:593, 2, 1.
00:06:26Hello, Ibu.
00:06:29Bu,
00:06:30aku tuh kesiangan kan kepasanya.
00:06:32Jadinya tadi.
00:06:33Nih, lihat.
00:06:34Sayurnya layu-layu begini lho, Bu.
00:06:37Cepet banget abis sayuran sekarang.
00:06:40Ah, sebel deh.
00:06:41Ini kayak gini nih kalo kesiangan.
00:06:45Bu, Bu.
00:06:49Are you okay?
00:06:50Ini kok tehnya cuma air doang, Bu.
00:06:54Oh, iya boleh. Aku bikinin teh ya.
00:06:58Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:00Ibu kenapa sih?
00:07:01Kok kayaknya...
00:07:03banyak pikiran gitu lho, Bu.
00:07:05Hehehe.
00:07:06Liatan ya?
00:07:06Iya.
00:07:09Ah, gini deh, Bu.
00:07:11Mendingan kita...
00:07:12bumerang aja dulu gimana, Bu.
00:07:14Ya?
00:07:15Biar chill gitu ya, Bu.
00:07:18Ibu yang kesini atau saya yang kesana?
00:07:21Iya, iya.
00:07:22Saya yang kesana.
00:07:24Hehehe.
00:07:25Siap ya, Bu.
00:07:27Oke.
00:07:29Satu, dua, tiga.
00:07:34Ih, ya ampun, Ibu.
00:07:38Waduh, waduh.
00:07:40Ibu ya, cuma timbang.
00:07:43Gitu dong.
00:07:44Cantik amat sih, Bu.
00:07:46Bu, kalau modelan kayak ibu kayak gini ya.
00:07:49Ini nih, kalau di kampung saya,
00:07:51udah jadi simpenannya bupati lho, Bu.
00:07:54Eh, kok simpenan bupati sih?
00:07:56Ya, soalnya kan kalau istrinya,
00:07:58ya modelannya kayak saya gini, Bu.
00:08:01Hehehe.
00:08:06Kamu tuh udah bayar pacar belum sih, Mbak?
00:08:07Aduh, ibu apa kayak nanya deh.
00:08:11Udah lah, Bu.
00:08:14Mas Bambang.
00:08:15Hmm.
00:08:16Itu lho, Bu.
00:08:17Yang kerja di kementerian itu lho, Bu.
00:08:20Jadi kementerian?
00:08:21Eh, maksud saya,
00:08:23kerja sama orang kementerian.
00:08:27Driver.
00:08:29Apa?
00:08:30Driver.
00:08:31Hah? Gimana?
00:08:32Supir, Bu. Supir.
00:08:33Sampai driver.
00:08:35Driver.
00:08:36Hah, iya, iya, iya.
00:08:38Yang rumahnya di ujung sana dekat tukang sate itu lho, Bu.
00:08:41Oh, di sini?
00:08:42Iya.
00:08:42Oh, kamu kerja dua bulan di sini udah dapet pacar.
00:08:45Hahaha.
00:08:48Gercep lah, Bu.
00:08:50Daripada saya layu kayak sayur-sayuran tadi itu kan, Bu.
00:08:53Hehehe.
00:08:54Bagus lah.
00:08:54Aku doain nanti suami kamu setia,
00:08:58emm.
00:08:59Asuka selingkuh.
00:09:01Amin.
00:09:02Fokus sama kamu aja.
00:09:03Emm.
00:09:04Walaupun banyak banget di luar sana permohon-permohon kegatangan.
00:09:11Siap!
00:09:14Terus ibu mau apa lagi, Bu?
00:09:16Enggak, enggak usah.
00:09:17Aku mau pergi cek toko.
00:09:18Aku titik rumah ya.
00:09:19Eh, tapi kunci mobil Bapak.
00:09:21Belum ketemu, Bu.
00:09:22Udah, udah aku temuin.
00:09:23Bu, Bu.
00:09:23Terakhir dong, Bu.
00:09:24Dada dong, Bu.
00:09:24Boskyu.
00:09:27Boskyu.
00:09:28Boskyu.
00:09:29Cakep.
00:09:30Boskyu.
00:09:31Cakep.
00:09:32Hashtag.
00:09:32CDKI Jakarta resmi memperlakukan pembatasan sosial berskala besar atau PSBB mulai pukul 00.
00:09:40Beneran kan di lockdown?
00:09:44Udah gini deh, semua yang harusnya kita dealing di minggu ini lo cancel dulu deh.
00:09:48Lo tahan dulu.
00:09:50Ya lo denger gak presiden ngomong apa?
00:09:54Takutnya ekonominya koles, Bro.
00:09:58Ya pokoknya lo kabarin gue ya.
00:10:07Angkat dong, angkat.
00:10:10Pak, itu kayaknya ibu dateng deh, Pak.
00:10:14Tolong bukain pintunya ya, Pak.
00:10:19Pak.
00:10:21Apa, Pak?
00:10:22Itu ibu, Pak.
00:10:24Bukain pintunya dong, Pak.
00:10:28Yang gaji saya, Pak, kamu ya?
00:10:30Iya, iya.
00:10:32Iya, iya, Pak.
00:10:33Maaf, maaf.
00:10:35Maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Maaf, maaf.
00:10:36Buka, ibu.
00:10:46Sayang.
00:10:47Lihat berita gak?
00:10:52Gila sih ini.
00:10:53Kerjaan lagi banyak.
00:10:54Tuh.
00:10:55Kembalikin ke yang punya.
00:10:58Yuk!
00:10:59Ayo!
00:11:00Bukan sama dia lain kali kalau mau ngewek sama laki orang.
00:11:02Model hotel jadi mobil.
00:11:05Beran.
00:11:05Eh, yuk!
00:11:08Kenapa sih?
00:11:09Kamu ini gak mau cerai.
00:11:11Kamu ini ngomong apa sih, Yuk?
00:11:13Pulang langsung marah-marah nuduh yang gak jelas.
00:11:16Apalagi sih alasan kamu tuh mau apalagi, Broto?
00:11:18Ya makanya kalau suaminya cerita itu didengerin.
00:11:21Kamu kan tahu perjalan aku apa?
00:11:23Sebelum kali juga kamu gak pernah masalah.
00:11:26Ini kan sembel kantor.
00:11:29Sembel kantor.
00:11:31Baca.
00:11:33Baca!
00:11:35Anya!
00:11:37Cuma pericode-code-code yang nama Instagramnya dia gak tukar sama peric lain!
00:11:41Baca!
00:11:44Baca!
00:11:47Baca!
00:11:50Kita tuh di mobil terus loh.
00:11:51Jarang-jarang ke hotel.
00:11:53Gimana kalau besok kita lihat apartemen?
00:11:56Serius.
00:11:58Beneran.
00:12:04Beneran?
00:12:05Ya beneran kamu sih ini harusnya surprise buat kamu.
00:12:09Kamu malah ngambak sekarang.
00:12:12Makasih!
00:12:26Bisa gak sih ngomong baik-baik dulu yuk?
00:12:28Aku gak bodoh ya Broto.
00:12:30Ya bukan berarti kamu gak pernah salah yuk.
00:12:33Kamu mau kemana sih?
00:12:34Ayo!
00:12:36Masjaga!
00:12:39Yuk!
00:12:41Udah dong.
00:12:42Eh!
00:12:42Apa-apa kan sih ya?
00:12:44Yuk!
00:12:45Kita kan bisa duduk dulu.
00:12:46Kita ngomongin baik-baik.
00:12:49Ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:51Ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:54Tiga kali kamu selingkuhin aku sama perempuan yang sama sekali.
00:12:56Ngomong-ngomong baik-baik.
00:12:59Eh!
00:13:00Kok kain aku ngaku salah?
00:13:02Kau semuanya aku kayak gimana?
00:13:03Kamu aku sama...
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:04Yuk!
00:13:05Masih suruh dong!
00:13:08Itu dong Sayang.
00:13:09Sayang maaf.
00:13:10Aku minta maaf ya Sayang.
00:13:12Lepasnya.
00:13:12Berapa?
00:13:13Lepas sayang benci sama aku!
00:13:42Aku udah gak cinta sama kamu, Broto.
00:13:46Aku cuma bertahan di buahun ini.
00:13:48Karena aku sayang benci.
00:13:49Sayang banget sama ibu kamu.
00:14:05Gak boleh ngiti.
00:14:08Apa-apa?
00:14:08Eh, apa tuh tangannya?
00:14:10Gak boleh ibu.
00:14:11Sabar dong.
00:14:12Happy birthday to you.
00:14:15Mbak!
00:14:17Happy birthday to you.
00:14:20Happy birthday, happy birthday.
00:14:24Happy birthday ibu.
00:14:28Love you.
00:14:29Kacau sebu.
00:14:31Igu wish!
00:14:32Kau emang hanya yang kamu cari.
00:14:35Silahkan.
00:14:38Aku rewan.
00:14:41Masalah dia jangan sampai pernah sakitin perasaan dia.
00:14:55Salamualaikum.
00:14:58Waalaikumsalam.
00:14:59Ibu.
00:15:02Ayu!
00:15:04Lanteng banget.
00:15:06Pengen aku juga pengen naik hotel.
00:15:08Ibu.
00:15:09Ibu kok tiba-tiba kesini?
00:15:13Iya, kok gak bilang banyak?
00:15:15Ibu tuh tiba-tiba keingin sama kalian.
00:15:18Terus ibu pikir, ibu mau nginep aja tempat anak-anak.
00:15:23Kalian gak kangen sama ibu?
00:15:25Kangen.
00:15:26Gimana sih?
00:15:28Abis minatnya gitu kayak gak kangen dah.
00:15:31Gak.
00:15:31Maaf.
00:15:33Loh.
00:15:34Kenapa sih?
00:15:35Kau berantakan banget nih?
00:15:37Hah?
00:15:37Oh.
00:15:38Jangan, aku nanggak.
00:15:39Gak usah dong.
00:15:40Gak enak kan dia cuma berantakan.
00:15:42Mau diberesin cuma kayaknya lupa diangkat-angkat.
00:15:45Nanti.
00:15:45Nanti saya beresin.
00:15:47Gak deh.
00:15:48Kalau gitu, tolong ya, Proto.
00:15:49Koper ibu diubah masuk.
00:15:51Ya?
00:15:52Iya, ibu haus banget nih.
00:15:55Iya, ibu.
00:15:56Ah.
00:15:57Ija?
00:15:59Ija?
00:16:01Ija?
00:16:02Ija mana?
00:16:03Mbak Ija, dua bulan lalu balik ke kampungnya soalnya ngurusin bapainnya sakit.
00:16:09Oh, bu?
00:16:11Saya Yanni yang kerja di sini, bu.
00:16:17Sebelumnya kamu tuh kerja di mana?
00:16:19Di department store, bu.
00:16:21Yang bagian halo-halo lewat script kegit yang
00:16:23Selamat datang di teman-teman.
00:16:26Bila Anda belajar hari ini, besok Anda akan mendapatkan
00:16:29Cuma 90 persen.
00:16:32Terus itu?
00:16:35Itu?
00:16:36Kenapa tuh ada gambar-gambar di tengah?
00:16:38Ini sengaja, bu.
00:16:39Aku muda ikut-ikutan teman.
00:16:40Tapi sekarang gak usah ilang.
00:16:42Sakit lagi, bu.
00:16:48Duduk aja, duduk.
00:16:51Duduk aja, duduk.
00:16:52Aku capek kan pasti, Mbak Yanni.
00:16:54Boleh tolong itu koper ibu?
00:16:55Boleh, boleh.
00:16:55Kamar tamu ya?
00:16:56Iya, Pak.
00:16:57Aku bikinin saya ya.
00:16:59Biasanya gak pake gula pula.
00:17:00Iya, sebenarnya.
00:17:05Ibu kok tumben sendirian?
00:17:08Dimas mana?
00:17:09Merbense, air spani mas.
00:17:11Mau melawat.
00:17:18Bu?
00:17:21Ibu?
00:17:25Bu?
00:17:29Halo, bu?
00:17:30Ibu dimana sih, bu?
00:17:34Pesan.
00:17:34Ini aku baru sampe rumah, gak ada orang.
00:17:37Sepedan doang tadi sebentar.
00:17:42Sayang, boleh tolongin aku?
00:17:44Apa ya?
00:17:46Aku gak nyampe, mau ambil teh.
00:17:48Iya, iya.
00:17:50Iya.
00:17:52Bu?
00:17:53Ibu?
00:17:53Ibu sepuh mau dudikin sama Bapak?
00:17:55Ini dingin deh sama Bapak.
00:18:00Bapak?
00:18:01Kamu ibu kurang-kurang aku keluar dari belakang selanjutnya.
00:18:04Iya, gak bisa dong.
00:18:05Itu ibunya Bapak ya?
00:18:08Iya, ibunya Bapak.
00:18:09Kalau dia nanya kamu...
00:18:10Cantik ya, gak kayak Bapak.
00:18:13Maksudnya?
00:18:14Ya Bapak kan ganteng, Pak.
00:18:17Aku mau coba, Pak.
00:18:18Iya kamu bikin aja kamu coba, Pak.
00:18:19Kenapa kamu gak ngomong sini ya?
00:18:207 pas.
00:18:21Tapi kok gak pernah kesini ya, Bu?
00:18:24Iya, saya lagi sakit.
00:18:25Jadi setelan bahayi dirumah terus.
00:18:27Kamu bilang aja kamu mau pergi.
00:18:28Waduh.
00:18:30Lagi sakit aja karismanya kuat banget.
00:18:33Saya takut loh, Bu.
00:18:36Kamu namakin aku sama, Pak.
00:18:38Kamu kan yang mau pisah.
00:18:40Kamu yang mau pergi.
00:18:41Kamu aja yang ngomong sama dia.
00:18:43Bener-bener tau ya.
00:18:44Bu.
00:18:45Coba aja ke mikirannya.
00:18:46Nih.
00:18:47Udah jadi tahinya, Bu.
00:18:48Gak terlalu manis.
00:18:49Karena buat ibu sepuh.
00:18:51Kalau Bapak kan sukanya yang manis-manis, Pak.
00:18:54Iya.
00:18:55Bapak suka yang manis-manis.
00:18:56Saya suka yang mbak ditidurin.
00:19:06Ini gua tanya.
00:19:08Makasih, Bu.
00:19:12Beritanya dari tadi.
00:19:14Enggak ada yang enakin.
00:19:16Yang virus.
00:19:18Terus orang pada meninggal.
00:19:21Tapi heran ya.
00:19:22Orang gitu.
00:19:23Susah banget diatur.
00:19:24Disuruh.
00:19:25Disuruh di rumah.
00:19:26Eh, tetap ada keluar.
00:19:28Enggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:29Gak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:30Hah.
00:19:31Bener-bener orang-orang ini.
00:19:32Enggak, Bu.
00:19:33Cuma apa?
00:19:34Enggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:35Enggak pakai masker lagi.
00:19:39Lu.
00:19:41Zaman ibu dulu tuh ya.
00:19:43Berita tuh cuma sehari sekali.
00:19:45Ya itu di koran pagi.
00:19:48Jadi hidup kita tuh tenang banget.
00:19:52Laiki setiap jam.
00:19:54Beritanya orang meninggal.
00:19:56Pihit lah.
00:19:57Gimana gak ibu stres?
00:20:05Bu, aku mau ngomong sesuatu sama ibu.
00:20:10Bangun apa sih?
00:20:27Hmm.
00:20:38Kelas membantik kita bulan depan.
00:20:40Aku cancel aja ya.
00:20:41Situasinya masih gak penuhnya.
00:20:43Enggak apa-apa.
00:20:45Eh, soalnya kan kita nunggu-nunggu banget kelas itu.
00:20:49Enggak.
00:20:50Tak apa-apa.
00:20:51Kan kita juga harus mikirin kesehatan kita.
00:20:53Ya, Tuh?
00:20:54Enggak apa-apa ya.
00:20:55Enggak apa-apa.
00:21:01Yaudah aku siapin sama ibu dulu ya.
00:21:02Biar ibu bisa istirahat.
00:21:03Oke, boleh.
00:21:14Lu.
00:21:17Kok aku tinggal sebentar gak apa-apa ya?
00:21:19Aku bantuin aja dulu.
00:21:21Ibu senang dia.
00:21:21Lihat kalian tuh sekarang.
00:21:24Enggak angsa.
00:21:27Ibu kapan dong dikasih cucu?
00:21:30Ibu kan udah pengen punya cucu.
00:21:32Menurut ya orang?
00:21:34Tetangga ibu itu.
00:21:35Cucunya ada yang dua, ada yang lima.
00:21:38Ada yang tujuh malahan.
00:21:39Ya, tapi gak tujuh juga, Bu.
00:21:41Itu cucu apa ternak sih?
00:21:43Gak apa-apa.
00:21:44Satu juga ibu senang kok.
00:21:46Yaudah lah.
00:21:47Kalau gitu.
00:21:50Langsung dulu ya.
00:21:52Ibu nyusulnya jangan cepat-cepat.
00:21:54Tunggu kode.
00:21:55Iya.
00:21:56Pasti.
00:21:57Abisin aja dulu.
00:21:58Bisa.
00:21:59Kalau perlu, ngambil.
00:22:00Nah itu.
00:22:04Udah selesai.
00:22:06Ibu capek nih.
00:22:08Mau melurusin kubu.
00:22:10Iya.
00:22:11Emang ibu gak laper?
00:22:14Laper lah.
00:22:15Udah iya pasti kan belum makan.
00:22:17Yuk.
00:22:18Soto kamu.
00:22:20Ingat kan?
00:22:21Iya.
00:22:23Mau banget.
00:22:25Mau banget soto kamu.
00:22:27Khas.
00:22:28Mama Mia.
00:22:30Kalau begitu langsung kita siapin soto alas cek.
00:22:33Ayo.
00:22:34Iya sayang.
00:22:36Terima kasih.
00:22:37Terima kasih.
00:22:39Oke ibu.
00:22:41Udah saya catat semua.
00:22:42Bahan-bahan soto ayam.
00:22:44Tapi ini ayamnya udah ada semua bu.
00:22:48Ibu gak mau paham.
00:22:51Oke siap bu.
00:22:54Eh bu.
00:22:55Tapi uangnya.
00:22:57Udah habis.
00:22:58Habis.
00:23:00Saya belum kata emang lagi kamu gak ada cash emang.
00:23:02Gak cukup.
00:23:03Uang saya bu.
00:23:04Butuh berapa emangnya?
00:23:13Nah siap sana.
00:23:14Kalau gak ibu makan apa aja yang ada di kulkas.
00:23:17Tolongnya mana?
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:22Berapa?
00:23:23Berapa?
00:23:26Berapa?
00:23:27Yuk.
00:23:31Yuk.
00:23:33Yuk.
00:23:34Belanja lagi.
00:23:36Soto ayam.
00:23:37Ikuti perjalananku.
00:23:39Ayo.
00:23:40Ayo.
00:23:43Yuk.
00:23:44Yuk.
00:23:46Yuk.
00:23:47Yuk.
00:23:49Yuk.
00:23:50Yuk.
00:23:50Yuk.
00:23:51Yuk.
00:23:52Yuk.
00:23:53Yuk.
00:23:54Yuk.
00:23:55Yuk.
00:23:58Yuk.
00:24:05Yuk.
00:24:05Do you know what God told me?
00:24:08Yes.
00:24:09I think I'm 39 times when I'm talking about that.
00:24:12Or you're talking about it,
00:24:13I'm talking about God.
00:24:21Sayang.
00:24:21Don't take a call, Sayang.
00:24:28I'm going to sleep.
00:24:31Go please, Dad.
00:24:39Three days.
00:24:41I'll give you three days.
00:24:43After that, I'll take my mother.
00:24:45I'll leave.
00:24:56Bu!
00:24:57You can't go to the store, Bu!
00:24:59You can't go to the house!
00:25:01There are people in the neighborhood.
00:25:02You can't go to the house.
00:25:03You can't go to the house.
00:25:05You can't go to the house.
00:25:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:25:11What's going to go to the house?
00:25:12This is the governor's house.
00:25:14So, every house is in quarantine.
00:25:17How long is this?
00:25:19I don't know too much, Bu.
00:25:21I hope it's not too long.
00:25:23Let's go, Bu.
00:25:27Aduh, Mas Bambang, how are you?
00:25:29Bu?
00:25:32Oh, I have a idea.
00:25:34How do we go to the house, Mas Bambang,
00:25:36we can go to the house?
00:25:38He's the same.
00:25:39That's a shame, Bu.
00:25:41Then, Bu,
00:25:42Mas Bambang can ask us to help.
00:25:45Then, we can take a home.
00:25:48How do you think, Bu?
00:25:49I think,
00:25:51I think, Mas Bambang will be the same.
00:25:54Go to the house.
00:26:17Let's go.
00:26:18Go to the house, Amit.
00:26:19How are you?
00:26:21That's how you are.
00:26:21You're busy, Amit.
00:26:22Hmm?
00:26:24Maybe you're in the room?
00:26:25Yeah, I'm going to find Ayu first.
00:26:31Why did you meet?
00:26:33Huh?
00:26:35This is work.
00:26:40Mas, I haven't met you.
00:26:42I'm not strong enough.
00:26:46Let me, let me.
00:26:48I don't want to be here.
00:26:51I want to be with Mas Bambang.
00:26:54I want to be here.
00:26:58What?
00:26:59What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:01What?
00:27:05Mas Bambang!
00:27:19What?
00:27:30What?
00:27:35What?
00:27:37What?
00:27:38Why don't I want to be there?
00:27:40I don't know, I don't know.
00:27:41I don't know, I don't know.
00:27:43I'm alone, I'm afraid.
00:27:46You're here now, please.
00:27:49No, I can't.
00:27:50Just you alone, it's safe.
00:27:53You're safe.
00:27:54But I'm alone.
00:27:57If I'm alone,
00:28:00if I'm alone,
00:28:00then people in my apartment,
00:28:03when I'm a zombie,
00:28:05what's wrong?
00:28:07Anya,
00:28:08virusnya virus flu.
00:28:10Ya, bukan virus zombie.
00:28:12Jadi kalau kamu karantina di ruangan sendiri,
00:28:14itu nggak apa-apa, Aman.
00:28:17Tapi tetap aja, aku takut.
00:28:21Apa kamu kesini doang, please?
00:28:25Oke, em...
00:28:26Biar kamu tenang, aku mesti ngapain?
00:28:29Ngapain ya?
00:28:30Nges, aku nggak bisa ke situ. Rumah aku jadi sekel.
00:28:33Oh iya.
00:28:34Mendingan sekarang kamu nyalain video call kamu.
00:28:38Abis itu kamu ngedance.
00:28:40Kayaknya kemarin itu loh.
00:28:41Enggak, enggak, enggak.
00:28:43Jangan, jangan bilang.
00:28:46Aduh, kayaknya nyalain video callnya.
00:28:48Cuma dengan cara ini doang.
00:28:50Aku bisa tenang.
00:28:51Ayo.
00:28:52Makanya kamu ngedance sekarang, oke?
00:28:55Oke.
00:28:57Sekarang banget nih.
00:28:58Ya.
00:29:05Oke.
00:29:07Ini ada-ada aja.
00:29:10Yes.
00:29:21Buka.
00:29:22Buka, buuka, buuka.
00:29:24Buka, buuka, buuka, buka, buka.
00:29:26No need to have it at your own pace, I'm okay if you wanna stay, if you wanna stay.
00:29:40Eh Mas, kamu gak kerja ya?
00:29:45Masukkan tenang cepet, lockdown, aku langsung naik konjek kesini aku.
00:29:50Ya tapi kok, aduh Mas Akiko, tapi kok naikkan sih?
00:29:54Cinta nih, cinta, tanpa pengorbanan, bukanlah cinta namanya.
00:30:04Kinda romantic, we have a fancy little picnic.
00:30:09I wanna see you when I wake up, cause we can fly and then we make up.
00:30:15Yih, kamu sweet banget.
00:30:18Pasti mau minta jatuh.
00:30:19Lu iya dong, kan balance.
00:30:23Ruhani, just money.
00:30:26Eh, mungkin.
00:30:28Masuk, masuk, masuk.
00:30:30Iya bu, iya bu, iya bu.
00:30:34Wah ini kamu ngobrol sama siapa barusan?
00:30:36Ngomong sendiri bu, kan lagi mau bikin konten lockdown bu.
00:30:40Sebentar ya bu.
00:30:42Guys, lockdown.
00:30:44Ngapain aja di rumah kasih tau ya.
00:30:46Tuh.
00:30:48Ibu.
00:30:50Ini ibu kan gak jadi dimasakin soto.
00:30:52Iya.
00:30:53Kamu tolong masakin apa aja yang ada di kulkas ya.
00:30:54Kasiannya leper.
00:30:55Iya bu, nanti Yani lihat ya.
00:30:57Di kulkas ada apa aja.
00:31:00Ya.
00:31:02Sekarang maksud saya?
00:31:03Iya bu, iya bu.
00:31:04Tenang bu.
00:31:05Kan kalau masak tuh memerlukan inspiration.
00:31:09Masak itu tidak mudah bu.
00:31:11Harus dengan hati dan pengetahuan.
00:31:14Supaya makanan yang diberikan pada ibu sepuh nanti...
00:31:16Wah, sebon.
00:31:18Gitu bu, enak.
00:31:20Yaudah tapi jangan lama-lama.
00:31:21Orangnya lapar, kesian.
00:31:22Iya bu.
00:31:32Kamu diresek.
00:31:33Ketinggalin celana dalem sembarangan.
00:31:36Sekarang suruh begini lagi.
00:31:38Hah?
00:31:40Celana dalem?
00:31:44Celana dalem apa sih?
00:31:45Celana dalem kamu ketinggalin di mobil aku.
00:31:48Ayu pakai mobil aku.
00:31:50Dan dia nemuin.
00:31:51Sekarang berantem.
00:31:53Hah?
00:31:53Masa sih aku gak pernah lo ninggalin celana dalem.
00:31:58Kurang ada namanya ini.
00:32:00Mana pernah aku namain celana dalem aku.
00:32:03Ya kan kamu tahu.
00:32:05Aku jarang pakai celana dalem.
00:32:07Ini hanya tuh.
00:32:08Itu bukan tulisan aku, Broto.
00:32:12Ayo kamu ngakul sama aku.
00:32:14Itu celana dalem siapa?
00:32:16Kamu selingkuh lagi.
00:32:17Broto.
00:32:21Janteng.
00:32:22Iya bu.
00:32:23Terima kasih ya.
00:32:24Ya.
00:32:25Ngapain sih kamu?
00:32:27Mandi bu.
00:32:28Oh.
00:32:31Ibu tuh kepikiran loh.
00:32:35Kamu pernah gak tuh preksain terus pernah?
00:32:38Kamu ngomongin giniin sih.
00:32:40Kan ibu kepengen punya cucu.
00:32:42Gimana tuh kalau pelurnya kosong?
00:32:44Ya kamu mau tembak tuh apa?
00:32:46Ada.
00:32:47Pelurnya ada.
00:32:49Ada, ada, ada.
00:32:50Udah.
00:32:51Udah.
00:32:51Udah berosok mau mandi.
00:32:53Iya.
00:32:54Tapi cek ya?
00:32:56Iya.
00:32:57Bener ya?
00:32:58Iya ibu.
00:33:04Pokoknya jangan sampai ibu tahu.
00:33:06Makanya jangan berisik nih mas kita tahu.
00:33:11Kamu ngapain sih?
00:33:15Ngapakan?
00:33:19Aduh.
00:33:20Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:22Aduh.
00:33:23Aduh.
00:33:24Aduh.
00:33:28Aduh.
00:33:29Ini udah gini loh.
00:33:30Iya tapi.
00:33:31Aduh.
00:33:32Aku ngulek di sana apa ngulek di sini ya?
00:33:34Di sini ya.
00:33:34Tapi gak bisa nanti dicariin ibu.
00:33:36Kamu salah sendiri sih.
00:33:37Belum dia apa-apain.
00:33:38Mbak Kaceng.
00:33:39Hah.
00:33:39Udah.
00:33:40Pokoknya jangan bersuara.
00:33:41Diam di sini.
00:33:41Ya.
00:33:43Aduh.
00:33:44Istirahat di tempat.
00:33:45Tunggu aku datang ya.
00:33:47Kalah mati aku sentil ya.
00:33:49Ssss.
00:33:50Ayo.
00:33:51Aduh.
00:33:51Aduh.
00:33:52Aduh.
00:33:58Aduh.
00:34:05Aduh.
00:34:07Aduh.
00:34:22Aduh.
00:34:25Meni.
00:34:27Kok kamu temen-temen ada di situ?
00:34:29Nah bu.
00:34:31Tadi.
00:34:32Yanni ngelewat sini.
00:34:33Ibu asik banget main HP.
00:34:35Sampai gak ngeliat Yanni.
00:34:36Serius amat bu.
00:34:44Ibu mau kemana?
00:34:47Ehm.
00:34:49Mau ke belakang.
00:34:49Sinyala lebih bagus di belakang kalo di sini.
00:34:52Saya mau balesin chat ke customer.
00:34:57Eh, Bu, Bu, tapi jangan ke daerah Kamal Riani, itu sinyalnya dead, hampir, Bu.
00:35:05Aduh, marah.
00:35:06Aduh, mah.
00:35:08Iya, iya.
00:35:12Ah, Mbak Riani, nanti kalau misalnya Ibu tanya saya di mana, kamu bilang aja nggak tahu ya.
00:35:17Oh, gitu ya.
00:35:18Saya mau fokus kerja.
00:35:19Siap, Bu.
00:35:25Jadi itu punya siapa? Kamu tuh sama perempuan malah lagi sih.
00:35:30Kalo aku keluar dari rumah, itu berarti cuma sama kamu.
00:35:34Mana ada waktu sama siapa lain.
00:35:36Itu perempuan itu perempuan siapa?
00:35:39Nah itu.
00:35:47Yen.
00:35:47Telur, dede, telur.
00:35:49Eh, ibu, bikin kaget aja deh.
00:35:52Nyanyi jantungan deh, Bu.
00:35:54Gitu aja kok kaget sih.
00:35:57Ini, ada makanan apa aja nih di kulkas?
00:36:00Ya, ini, Bu, yang cepet ya telur.
00:36:02Kambing?
00:36:03Ayam lah, Bu.
00:36:04Kalo kambing kan terpedo, Bu, telurnya.
00:36:08Daging kambing.
00:36:09Nggak ada, Bu.
00:36:10Aduh, itu loh.
00:36:12Buat beroto.
00:36:13Biar nak.
00:36:14Cus kalo em-em-em-em.
00:36:15Em-em-em-em.
00:36:17Uyeh-uyeh kali, Bu.
00:36:18Apa sih tuh ya, uyeh?
00:36:20Uyeh-uyeh tuh enak-enak gitu loh, Bu.
00:36:24Gini aja, Yen.
00:36:25Kamu tuh kalo belanja, ya.
00:36:27Iya, Bu.
00:36:27Beli daging kambing sama toge yang banyak.
00:36:31Kambing, toge, ya.
00:36:32Terus kalo buat buat ayu, keju sama yogurt.
00:36:36Oke.
00:36:37Ya, soalnya ibu udah pengen punah cucu.
00:36:40Oh halah, untuk itu.
00:36:42Yani paham, Bu, kalo itu, Bu.
00:36:44Mendingan Yani kenalin aja sama temen-temen Yani di kampung bisa ngobatin orang biar cepet isi loh, Bu.
00:36:49Pake apa dia?
00:36:50Doa aja dari jauh.
00:36:51Kayak pawang hujan gitu, Bu.
00:36:53Tapi dia emang juga pawang hujan juga sih, Bu.
00:36:55Ah, kemudian.
00:36:57Udah lah, kamu masak aja pesanan ibu, ya.
00:37:01Siap, Bu.
00:37:02Terus kalo buat ibu ya, omelette aja.
00:37:05Siap.
00:37:05Tapi tambah susu dikit.
00:37:07Siap, Bu.
00:37:08Ya, makasih, Yen.
00:37:10Sama-sama, Ibu.
00:37:12Oh, ayu mana?
00:37:15Ehm, dari tadi sih, Yani belum liat ibu ayu di mana, Bu?
00:37:21Oh!
00:37:22Paham, Paham.
00:37:37Paham, Paham.
00:37:52Oh
00:38:10Oh
00:38:16Oh
00:38:17Aduh
00:38:18Masih ya?
00:38:20Kamer ganti
00:38:28Cakeet
00:38:29Omelette
00:38:31Eh Bu Ayu
00:38:33Bu Sepu
00:38:34Ini omelette spesial
00:38:38Untuk Bu Sepu
00:38:40Enak pasti
00:38:42Makasih ya
00:38:43Sama-sama Bu
00:38:44Yang disiapin dulu di meja makan ya
00:38:46Mari Bu Ayu
00:38:50Hai Handsome
00:38:53Handsome
00:38:54Mantak
00:38:56Yuk aku ready nih
00:38:58Emang agak-agak bawang
00:39:00Bawang sedikit sih
00:39:01Tapi kan disitu sensasinya kan
00:39:03Come on
00:39:05Come to Mama
00:39:06Enggak
00:39:08Enggak
00:39:08Enggak pengen
00:39:09Hah?
00:39:10Kok gitu sih?
00:39:13Baru ditinggal sebentar
00:39:15Ayolah Mas nih
00:39:16Kamu nanti puas-puasin cium ketek aku nih
00:39:19Acem-acem engkau udah
00:39:21Bosku WA barusan
00:39:23Aduh terus?
00:39:25Katanya
00:39:26Ya udah
00:39:28Kamu pulang kampung aja
00:39:29Isolasi sendiri
00:39:30Nanti
00:39:31Nanti
00:39:32Saya kabarin
00:39:32Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:34Kapan masuk kerjanya
00:39:35Kau udah kayak gini
00:39:37Dipecat ini mah
00:39:38Hah
00:39:40Serius Mas?
00:39:43Kamu sih
00:39:44Aduh ngapain
00:39:45Tadi
00:39:46Aku dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:47Aku tuh cuma mau main
00:39:48Udah dibawa masuk kesini
00:39:50Nggak diapapain lagi
00:39:50Hmm
00:39:53Maaf dong Mas
00:39:56Hmm
00:39:57Gimana dong sekarang
00:39:58Oh iya ngaku nih
00:40:00Gak ada kerjaan
00:40:01Ya terus gimana dong
00:40:03Ya aku bijet apa gitu deh
00:40:06Supaya kamu enakannya
00:40:07Krokin deh
00:40:09Krokin krokin
00:40:09Ayo
00:40:11Yuk
00:40:11Sini
00:40:13Sudah berbahan sama
00:40:14Ya
00:40:15Uh
00:40:15Uh
00:40:17Uh
00:40:18Lama lo aku gak liat
00:40:20Badan kamu
00:40:20Yang bodi banget ini
00:40:22Hmm
00:40:23Hmm
00:40:24Mesti
00:40:25Pasti
00:40:26Ya
00:40:27Hmm
00:40:28Tapi abis krokin
00:40:29Hmm
00:40:29Ya
00:40:33Mas
00:40:34Ya
00:40:34Gimana kalau kamu
00:40:36Tinggal disini aja
00:40:39Ya
00:40:40Enggara nanti kalau
00:40:41Bos kamu tau
00:40:42Dipolisiin lo kita
00:40:43Alah
00:40:45Cuma sampe
00:40:46Lockdown selesai aja
00:40:47Mas
00:40:48Aman deh
00:40:49Aman
00:40:51Terus
00:40:52Mandinya
00:40:53Kalau mau berat gimana
00:40:54Kalau mau pipis
00:40:55Hmm
00:40:57Kalau mandi gampang Mas
00:40:59Nanti mandinya malum-malum aja
00:41:01Pas mau orang udah tidur
00:41:03Kalau pas lagi gak ada orang
00:41:04Jadi aman
00:41:05Ya
00:41:06Bajunya gimana
00:41:08Aku lagi bawa baju
00:41:09Baju bapak banyak
00:41:10Tenang
00:41:10Nom
00:41:10Nang
00:41:12Abang
00:41:12Hei
00:41:13Hei
00:41:13Hei
00:41:13Hei
00:41:14Hei
00:41:15Hei
00:41:18Hei
00:41:19Hei
00:41:28I don't know.
00:41:31gears 1, 2, 3, 4.
00:41:32Can you go?
00:41:33I can't write it.
00:41:35Me?
00:42:15What's up ?
00:42:16Alright !
00:42:20At first .
00:42:23on the next 3
00:42:24I'm gone
00:42:24What about this ?
00:42:25What is it ?
00:42:26What about this ?
00:42:30What about this ?
00:42:34Let's go !
00:42:34Oh
00:42:37Oh
00:42:38Oh
00:42:38Oh
00:42:42Selamat pagi
00:42:44Hei ibu
00:42:46Ibu bawa in sarapan buat kalian
00:42:48Oh
00:42:48Oh
00:42:52Terima kasih ibu
00:42:54Ini Teh Ginsei
00:42:56Ini ada ada roman rupanya loh
00:42:58Itu buat buat kejantangan kamu
00:43:02Kalo ini Ayu ini buget
00:43:05Itu bisa nampak kesuburan
00:43:06Kalo rotinya
00:43:09Terus buat kamu
00:43:11Makasih ya
00:43:12Makasih ibu
00:43:15Posisi kalian setelah bercinta
00:43:17Aduh
00:43:19Nggak usah
00:43:21Ini serius loh
00:43:27Kalian perhatiin ya
00:43:29Ini tuh penting
00:43:32Ini
00:43:33Ini bukan porno
00:43:35Ini ilmu tau
00:43:37Kamu
00:43:38Kamu tuh
00:43:39Hayu harus di bawah
00:43:41Nah
00:43:42Brotonya yang di atas
00:43:44Gitu loh
00:43:46Hah
00:43:47Udah
00:43:48Bu contohin ya
00:43:49Eh
00:43:50Eh bu
00:43:51Jangan-jangan
00:43:51Bu ngapain sih
00:43:52Udah
00:43:54Aduh
00:43:55Dia ngerti
00:43:59Nih
00:44:01Nih ya
00:44:03Kakinya dilurusin gini
00:44:05Supaya
00:44:07Semuanya tuh
00:44:07Bisa berenang
00:44:08Untuk cari telurnya Ayu
00:44:1115 menit lah
00:44:14Udah
00:44:15Bisa nggak?
00:44:17Bisa
00:44:19Ayu ayo
00:44:20Itu tadi ibu ajarin
00:44:22Coba
00:44:22Kamu
00:44:24Dipraktekin lu
00:44:27Hmm
00:44:31Hmm
00:44:31Hmm
00:44:33Hmm
00:44:33Hmm
00:44:33Hmm
00:44:33Hmm
00:44:34Hmm
00:44:34Hmm
00:44:34Hmm
00:44:35Hmm
00:44:36Toto
00:44:37Kamu tuh
00:44:38Jangan diem aja
00:44:40Sini sini
00:44:41Tanganmu taruh disini
00:44:43Nih deket terakhirnya
00:44:47Ini
00:44:48Ini
00:44:48Ya
00:44:49Soalnya gini
00:44:50Kehangatan tangan kamu itu
00:44:52Itu menstimulasi si
00:44:54Dede
00:44:55Dede itu
00:44:56Bisa menang cepet
00:44:57Gitu loh
00:44:58Terus
00:45:00Kamu aja ngobrol
00:45:02Kacak ngobrol
00:45:05Kacak ngobrol
00:45:06Hmm
00:45:06Hmm
00:45:07Hmm
00:45:07Gini
00:45:08Iya
00:45:08Dede
00:45:09Eh
00:45:10Halo
00:45:12Berenang
00:45:12Berenang
00:45:13Iya
00:45:13Iya
00:45:15Abis itu kamu doa
00:45:16Ya
00:45:18Nanti deh
00:45:18Ibu wain kamu ya
00:45:20Doanya
00:45:20Ya
00:45:21Tau dari mana sih kayak beginian
00:45:23Udah lah kerjain aja
00:45:30Ya
00:45:31Ya
00:45:32Ya
00:45:32Udah
00:45:33Ya udah
00:45:34Ya udah
00:45:34Ya udah
00:45:35Ya diperantekin dulu sekarang
00:45:36Masa ibu nonton disini
00:45:37Tuh
00:45:38Masa sekarang
00:45:40Iya
00:45:40Makanya ibu keluar dulu dong
00:45:42Nah
00:45:42Biasalah
00:45:43Saya
00:45:44Ya wis
00:45:46Ya
00:45:47Pokoknya ibu cepet dapet cucu ya
00:45:48Dari kalian ya
00:45:49Hmm
00:45:51Allah
00:45:51Maha
00:45:51Maha
00:45:54Maha
00:45:55Maha
00:45:55Maha
00:45:55Maha
00:45:56Maha
00:45:57Maha
00:45:59Maha
00:45:59Maha
00:46:03Maha
00:46:05Maha
00:46:42Broto Adi Sutejo.
00:46:45Lama gak ada kabarnya tiba-tiba nelfon.
00:46:47Gue tau nih.
00:46:48Pasti lagi ada maunya nih.
00:46:50Lagi gak pengen bahasa bahas ini.
00:46:52Emang gue ada maunya.
00:46:54Gue mau nagi utang budi lo sama gue.
00:46:56Utang budi?
00:46:57Kapan?
00:46:58Oh.
00:47:00Perlu gue ingetin nih.
00:47:01Duit-duit gue yang lupa gak perusahaan gue.
00:47:03Tapi kan lo kebagian juga gimana sih lo.
00:47:06Dia tetap ajak gue hitung utang budi itu.
00:47:08Gue lewat.
00:47:09Gue butuh bantuan lo nih.
00:47:11Ini serius?
00:47:13Bantuan apaan?
00:47:15Oke gini.
00:47:18Bisa gak lo cekin phone-nya aja?
00:47:20Lo cek nomor yang sering luar masuk.
00:47:21Telefon ini.
00:47:22Ayah bingi lo.
00:47:23Ya iya siapa lagi?
00:47:25Eh gak kebalik nih.
00:47:27Kalau bingi lo yang minta tolong sama gue.
00:47:29Gue percaya.
00:47:30Pak?
00:47:31Lo bantuin gue gak sih?
00:47:32Oh.
00:47:34Oke oke.
00:47:35Tunggu 1-2 jam deh.
00:47:36Ntar gue kabarin.
00:47:38Oke.
00:48:03Yuk.
00:48:05Yuk.
00:48:07Yuk.
00:48:08What's that?
00:48:17What do you want?
00:48:19I want to call you.
00:48:21I want to call you.
00:48:24What's your name?
00:48:32What's your name?
00:48:33What's your name?
00:48:34Oh, that's right.
00:48:36That's right.
00:48:37That's right.
00:48:38Yeah, that's right.
00:48:44That's right.
00:48:45What are you talking about?
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:47I'm talking about it.
00:48:51I'm talking about it.
00:48:53Do you have a number that you're talking about?
00:48:55Yes, there.
00:48:56Yes, there.
00:48:59What's your name?
00:49:01Do you want to call you?
00:49:02You're in front of Ayu.
00:49:04I think he's talking about your name?
00:49:07So, you're talking about your name?
00:49:10Listen.
00:49:11Why?
00:49:12Seriously?
00:49:12Why are you talking about it?
00:49:13To be a minute, let me see.
00:49:19I'm at the face.
00:49:22For real,
00:49:23the inner inner inner inner inner inner inner inner inner inner brother is not just a question.
00:49:25I'm not alone.
00:49:28I'm not alone.
00:49:29I'm not alone.
00:49:30If you're not alone, what's your point?
00:49:32What's your point?
00:49:37Oh, there's a number that you can call me.
00:49:41Don't worry, don't worry.
00:49:44Don't worry about it.
00:49:44What's your point?
00:49:45It's a number you.
00:49:50You hear me?
00:49:55What's your point?
00:49:57What's your point?
00:49:59What's your point?
00:50:00Yeah, you ask me.
00:50:02One number you often call me.
00:50:05Yeah, the number you call me first.
00:50:07Yeah, I'm the boy.
00:50:08If you call me the number you call me, I'm not alone.
00:50:10Dang!
00:50:18I'm so sorry.
00:50:20I don't have to take care of you.
00:50:30I don't want to take care of you.
00:50:31Mas, sayangku.
00:50:33Malu, malu, malu.
00:50:35Ih...
00:50:36Niem, nyom, nyom, nyom, nyom.
00:50:37Ih, mas.
00:50:38Mantap.
00:50:39Ayo, tapi.
00:50:41Itu, toge.
00:50:42Gak sih keju, ya?
00:50:45Biar joss.
00:50:46Makan, ya.
00:50:50Waaah.
00:50:51Iiiih, kenapa sih?
00:50:52Gak masuk rasanya.
00:50:53Biar joss.
00:50:53no no no no no no no no no no no I'm not
00:50:58I'm not with the
00:50:58Somebody who liberal
00:50:59Seani
00:51:01Dahlia
00:51:04I'm not
00:51:04It's a
00:51:05Power of the
00:51:05Wankoo took
00:51:05Couple of
00:51:06the
00:51:07educación
00:51:07I will make
00:51:09Yanis Corner
00:51:11I'm
00:51:12I'm
00:51:12I'm
00:51:14I'm
00:51:17I'm
00:51:19even
00:51:20it
00:51:20I neededu
00:51:21the
00:51:21I'm
00:51:23I'm
00:51:23I'm
00:51:23I'm
00:51:23bohong sekarang sih baru ada 15 jutaan mas tapi kan modalnya 20-25 juta halah segitu aja kok
00:51:33yang ngomong dari awal udah langsung tata-tata beneran ya Iya tapi mau jadi transfer Mas kenapa
00:51:40nabung di bank itu riba aku nyalain disini kabungan don't worry tapi begini itu kan aku ngasih duit
00:51:51investasi harus ada timbal baliknya Ternah tak kaki jatah tapi makan dulu nih togenya biar
00:52:02mirin biar jos ada perlawanan ayo yang banyak yang banyak hanya cuma perek kau-kau kan
00:52:10yang nama isa dalamnya biar nggak ketukar sama perek lain mana pernah aku nama isa dalam aku
00:52:15ini kamu tahu aku jarang banget selama dalam
00:52:29apa lagi sih Ton nggak puas lo bikin malu gua sorry tentang kejadian tadi tuh bukan maksud
00:52:37gua untuk menjebak lo atau gimana-gimana toh gua punya informasi baru toh lupa apa lagi sih
00:52:43ha buruan deh hacker gua bilang ada satu nomor lagi di email yang sama di handphone di
00:52:48demo maksudnya gimana ini lu punya dua nomor lu nggak tahu enggak tahu gua satu doang dan di nomor
00:52:55yang satu lagi ada satu nomor yang sering banget dia hubungin gua keren gua nomornya sekarang ya
00:53:27hello man
00:53:32What?
00:53:37What?
00:53:40What?
00:53:40What?
00:53:41Yo!
00:53:43Ah!
00:53:44Ayo!
00:53:46Makasih lo!
00:53:50Yo!
00:53:52Ayo!
00:53:53What's up?
00:53:54Apalagi sih?
00:53:56Apa yang lo pake wajah?
00:53:58Mau nyembunyiin apalagi lo?
00:54:04Apalagi?
00:54:06Kenapa?
00:54:09Gue udah punya bukti ya?
00:54:11Bukti? Kamu punya bukti apa?
00:54:12Gak usah ngeles lagi, daripada gue kasar sama lo!
00:54:15Rata!
00:54:16Apa-apaan sih nih?
00:54:19Nih...
00:54:20Menantuk sayangan ibu?
00:54:24Tuh ada ibu?
00:54:25Bilang sana!
00:54:27Bilang apa?
00:54:29Aku tuh ngomong apa sih Broto?
00:54:32Ngomong apa?
00:54:34Ibu ngomong.
00:54:36Ayo selingkuh.
00:54:38Kamu jangan nuduh punya bukti apa enggak?
00:54:40Siapa mau kamu telpon?
00:54:42Anton!
00:54:43Gak malu kamu di depan ibu?
00:54:44Udah jelas-jelas Anton bilang nomor yang sering telpon aku itu nomor kamu!
00:54:48Nomor satunya lagi?
00:54:50Nomor yang gua gak tau?
00:54:52Ibu tau dia punya dua nomor?
00:54:53Dan nomor yang satu itu seringnya nepon siapa tau?
00:54:57Tuh dimas tuh!
00:54:59Apa iya yuk?
00:55:09Dua tahun kamu sakitin aku. Aku gak pernah ngomong apa-apa. Aku jaga nama kamu. Aku jaga perasaan ibu. Terus
00:55:16karena kamu nuduh aku sembarangan gini.
00:55:18Baik lah.
00:55:19Ngomong apa sih?
00:55:21Ini make sense semuanya tau gak?
00:55:24Eh.
00:55:25Celana dalem yang lo temuin itu lo sendiri yang naruh kan?
00:55:29Celana dalem apa?
00:55:31Celana dalem perempuan bu. Pulang marah-marah minta cerai bu.
00:55:34Bilangnya apa?
00:55:35Nemuin celana dalem di mobil aku.
00:55:37Padahal nih.
00:55:39Dia yang naruh sendiri. Drama lo.
00:55:42Drama?
00:55:43Jadi maksud kamu hanya perempuan yang kamu piara dua tahun itu aku ngarang-ngarang gitu?
00:55:49Hah?
00:55:50Ayo!
00:55:51Mumpung kamu udah tuduh aku sembarangan, kamu aja yang bongkar semuanya.
00:55:56Berani gak?
00:56:08Broto.
00:56:10Ibu sudah tau semua.
00:56:13Tentang A nya.
00:56:14Kelakuan kamu.
00:56:17Udah lama ibu tau.
00:56:21Ibu tuh diam aja karena ibu pikir ini sebentar juga akan lewat.
00:56:25Ternyata kamu tuh melonjak.
00:56:38Mau tau dari mana?
00:56:39Kamu lupanya nama besar kakek kamu.
00:56:43Hadi Sutai Johan, yang bikin semua bisnes kamu tuh bisa lancar.
00:56:47There are a lot of people that I can ask you to help.
00:56:54You have a good wife, beautiful, and you are still alive.
00:57:00You are not alive!
00:57:04Do you hear me?
00:57:07You are not alive!
00:57:10You are not alive!
00:57:10You are not alive!
00:57:16I do...
00:57:17I do know about you with Dimas.
00:57:23I do know?
00:57:26I do know about you with Dimas.
00:57:28I do know!
00:57:28You are not alive!
00:57:29You are not alive!
00:57:31I am not alive!
00:57:31I am not alive!
00:57:33I am alive!
00:57:38Tomorrow I will call Dimas to call here.
00:57:41To explain everything.
00:57:48I am not going to call Dimas.
00:57:51I am not going to call Dimas.
00:57:51I am not going to go now from this room.
00:57:53I am not going to go anywhere.
00:57:57I am not going to call Dimas.
00:58:04I am not alive!
00:58:06You are no secret.
00:58:07You are not alive.
00:58:09No other things.
00:58:11There is no secretion.
00:58:14Before everything is revealed.
00:58:17How is it done?
00:58:18Let's go again!
00:58:20Tomorrow you will be asleep with the mother.
00:58:25When you try to sleep with me.
00:58:28What are you going to make for tomorrow?
00:58:42I don't want.
00:58:44Your family is going to be angry.
00:58:49It's hard to get out of here.
00:58:52I don't understand what I'm saying.
00:59:09I don't understand.
00:59:15I don't understand.
00:59:19I don't understand.
00:59:26I feel thatcécies are enough for tomorrow.
00:59:28I realize that the Olympics forCS 2021 has even learned from the Olympics,
01:00:06Aduh, aduh mas gawat nih gawat, aduh stres deh aku ah.
01:00:11Aku kan udah makan, Yan.
01:00:13Buat aku kalau lagi stres aku harus makan.
01:00:17Lauknya mana?
01:00:18Aku diet protein.
01:00:19Diet protein? Eh itu ribut-ribut kenapa sih?
01:00:25Apa ada bunuh-bunuhan apa?
01:00:26Cedihnya, kayak aku stres.
01:00:29Kayaknya ibu Ayu udah ketahuan deh selingkuh sama adiknya bapak.
01:00:33Kan biasanya suaminya selingkuh?
01:00:34Jangan salah, bapak malah udah mulai selingkuhan duluan.
01:00:39Waduh.
01:00:40Aku kan mata-matanya ibu sepuh.
01:00:43Hah? Kamu mata-matanya ibu?
01:01:03Keren.
01:01:06Keren.
01:01:09Yan.
01:01:10Keren.
01:01:11Minyak angin ya?
01:01:13Abis ngerok kamu?
01:01:14Ini sebenernya minyak panah Kak Dil.
01:01:16Hah?
01:01:28Ben.
01:01:33Eneng.
01:01:35Eneng.
01:01:38Eneng.
01:01:51Oh
01:01:51Oh
01:01:52Oh
01:01:53Oh, I'm going to go back
01:02:02Oh
01:02:09Yondo
01:02:10I have to work
01:02:17Oh yeah, I'm going to sleep again
01:02:24You can't go home, Jakarta is going to quarantine, how are you going to repot?
01:02:32Oh yeah, I'm healthy, I'm healthy
01:02:36I'm healthy
01:02:38No, I'm hungry
01:02:40Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:02:44Jan
01:02:46Eh, I'm going to work again
01:02:53Why are you still sleeping?
01:03:00You're not body, right?
01:03:04Yeah
01:03:05Ya udah, istirahat aja
01:03:09Kamu pasti denger gaduh-gaduh semalam
01:03:13Aku bingung, Jan
01:03:18Aku takut
01:03:19Anak-anakku berantem
01:03:20Udah gak bisa akur lagi gara-gara ini
01:03:23Aku mau kasih tau kamu lebih dulu
01:03:25Kalo
01:03:26Kalo
01:03:27Kak Broto dan Bu Ayu cerai
01:03:30Semoga gak ya
01:03:31Yang penting kamu tau
01:03:33Supaya kamu udah bisa ngatur
01:03:37Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:39Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:03:46Ya wis, itu aja
01:03:50Terima kasih ya
01:03:51Terima kasih ya
01:03:52Kamu sudah bantu ibu selama ini
01:03:57Maka kamu selanjutnya
01:04:11Kalo
01:04:12Kalo
01:04:12Kalo
01:04:12Kalo
01:04:14Kalo
01:04:15Kalo
01:04:15Kalo
01:04:16Kalo
01:04:27Assalamualaikum
01:04:30Hey Dimas
01:04:32Hey Bu
01:04:32What's up?
01:04:38Why is it getting really?
01:04:39Let's go, let's go
01:04:44Hi, Mba Yu
01:04:50Hey Mas, sehat
01:04:58Mas Bambang, kawat, kawat, kawat
01:05:01Kamu kemana selobang?
01:05:03Aduh Mas, itu adiknya bapak udah dateng loh
01:05:08Pukul bulan gak?
01:05:10Belum
01:05:12Eh, tadi umpun tua masuk sini
01:05:15Terus gimana?
01:05:17Ya aku mumpet pake ini
01:05:19Aduh
01:05:20Nah, katanya kamu bisa-bisa nanti gak punya kerjaan lagi
01:05:25Aduh, ya itu Mas
01:05:28Gimana dong
01:05:31Duh, kalo bapak sama ibu fix cerai
01:05:35Aku nganggur Mas
01:05:39Berdua dong dengan nganggur kita
01:05:41Nah, itu Yan
01:05:50Ini loh Mas
01:05:51Tabungan aku
01:05:52Aku nyalainnya disini
01:05:54Eyalah
01:05:56Duit ini
01:05:57Iya
01:05:58Enak banget
01:05:59Ibu minta kalian semua menjelaskan pada ibu secara langsung
01:06:06Berata
01:06:08Mau duluan
01:06:09Dia aja duluan
01:06:11Dia akan yang makan sodara sendiri
01:06:13Eh, kapan sih Mas
01:06:14Kebatut lu
01:06:15Ayo Mas
01:06:16Stok, berata
01:06:31Aku aja yang jelasin ya ibu
01:06:33Bro tuh emang kayak gitu
01:06:35Banyak omong di awal
01:06:37Nih
01:06:38Ini masalahnya
01:06:41Dari awal lu tuh gak pingin kalah
01:06:43Harus selalu didengar
01:06:44Harus duluan
01:06:46Harus dominan
01:06:47Dominan
01:06:48Kepala keluarga di rumah ini siapa sih?
01:06:50Hah?
01:06:51Oke
01:06:52Aku emang banyak buat keputusan
01:06:55Kenapa?
01:06:56Karena kamu pelimpan
01:06:58Kamu gak bisa bikin keputusan cepat
01:07:00Itu yang dinamain kepala keluarga
01:07:02Eh, gak eh
01:07:03Itu bukan pelimpan
01:07:05Tau gak yang namanya butuh keputusan itu butuh waktu
01:07:07Biar keputusannya gak talah
01:07:10Alasan
01:07:11Kamu tuh penuh alasan
01:07:14Hei
01:07:15Bu
01:07:15Sekarang nih
01:07:16Ini lagi nyeles
01:07:17Dari masalah intinya
01:07:19Yaitu kamu sekalian perempuan
01:07:21Titik
01:07:21Gua bebas ngomong apa aja
01:07:22Bodoh banget
01:07:23Yang jelas tanya gak bikin gua kayak gini
01:07:25Ketai ton
01:07:26Kesampah
01:07:27Nih kain aja
01:07:27Oh iya emang
01:07:28Udah gua rencana itu aja
01:07:31Rencana
01:07:33Bruto dengan segala rencananya yang gak pernah terjadi
01:07:36Eh, lu diem ya
01:07:37Munafik ya
01:07:38Lu pikir nih yang lu tidur dengan adek gua
01:07:40Lu lebih sudi dari gua
01:07:41Iya
01:07:42Mas, mas lu
01:07:43Eh, adiknya mau gak
01:07:49Dimas
01:07:51Biar aku aja yang jelasin
01:08:00Disaat aku tahu bahwa kamu selingkuh untuk kedua kalinya
01:08:04Aku merasa aku butuh teman cerita
01:08:08Dan ternyata
01:08:11Dimas orangnya
01:08:12Dari semenjak saat itu
01:08:15Aku sama Dimas emang sering berhubungan
01:08:20Rutin ngobrol
01:08:23Teleponan
01:08:25Pokoknya segala sesuatu yang kamu lakuin dibelakang aku
01:08:28Aku juga lakuin
01:08:29Tapi sama adek kamu
01:08:32Liat kamu
01:08:33Emang dua-duanya bangsa
01:08:34Mas, mas bentar lu harus dengerin dulu
01:08:43Dimas
01:08:45Dimas
01:08:45Nanti juga kamu dapat giliran
01:08:49Udah yuk lanjutin
01:08:50Jadi
01:08:52Aku sama Dimas sudah ada rencana untuk menikah
01:08:56Setelah aku cerai dari broto
01:09:00Tapi ibu tenang aja
01:09:03Aku akan tetap jadi anak ibu
01:09:06Cuma bedanya
01:09:07Kali ini aku akan nikah sama anak ibu yang lebih baik
01:09:11Ya?
01:09:14Ya enggak lah
01:09:14Enggak, enggak, enggak
01:09:17Udah yang diem
01:09:19Ibu udah denger semuanya kan?
01:09:21Udah jelas ini udah clear
01:09:24Biar pengacara saya yang ngurus prosesnya semuanya
01:09:29Dan lu
01:09:32Lu beresin semua barang-barang lu
01:09:34Dan lu pergi dari sini
01:09:38Enggak perlu disuruh
01:09:40Udah aku siapin dari kemarin
01:09:41Bagus
01:09:42Bu, bu, bu
01:09:43Ini semua itu bohong, bu
01:09:44Ini enggak bener kayak begini
01:09:46Mas, sumpah demi Allah
01:09:47Gua gak pernah ada hubungan apa-apa sama ayu, mas
01:09:49Udah denger?
01:09:51Bohong-boh tua itu
01:09:53Sama
01:09:53Lu lepas dari gua dapetnya dia
01:09:55Tukang les
01:09:57Makan
01:09:58Yani
01:09:59Kesini ya
01:10:00Siap, bu
01:10:04Aku dipamil sama ibu sepuh
01:10:08Aduh
01:10:09Doain aku ya, mas
01:10:12Ya
01:10:12Semangat sayang
01:10:14Kamu pasti bisa
01:10:17Eh mas, tapi
01:10:20Kalau ini semua selesai
01:10:22Mas ikut aku ke kampung yuk
01:10:24Kita nikah aja
01:10:25Biarin pake uang aku aja
01:10:27Aku rela
01:10:28Ya
01:10:29Kalau itu aku mau
01:10:30Tapi ada syaratnya
01:10:32Apa?
01:10:34Jangan pernah hianati aku
01:10:36Ya
01:10:39Yani
01:10:42Masih meragukan cintaku saja
01:10:46Kalau urusan janji setia
01:10:49Akan aku pegang teguh
01:10:52Sampai akhir hayatku nanti
01:10:55Seperti kata
01:10:57Blaine Bradley
01:10:58Tak pernah
01:11:00Setengahan
01:11:02Itu kan lagunya Tompi ya mas
01:11:04Udah ganti Tom
01:11:07Pokoknya doain aku ya
01:11:08Janji ya
01:11:10Mas Bambang
01:11:11Oh
01:11:22Ini video apaan sih?
01:11:24Orang Bayu lagi teleponan doang gitu
01:11:26Soal mainan hape
01:11:27Tapi pake senyum-senyum
01:11:29Ya terus
01:11:30Udah pasti saya gitu yang bikin Bayu senyum-senyum
01:11:33Oh ya jelas dong
01:11:35Ini handphone
01:11:36Sengaja saya tinggalin disini
01:11:38Waktu Bu Ayu telepon
01:11:40Ibu
01:11:42Ini
01:11:43Buah kesukaan Ibu
01:11:45Hei Ibu
01:11:48Yaudah Yani
01:11:49Kebelahan lagi Ibu
01:11:50Ibu makan dong
01:11:50Dari kemarin gak pernah makan Ibu
01:11:52Nanti Yani lagi yang makan
01:11:54Ibu
01:11:55Tapi sebenernya saya lagi ngerekor
01:11:58Ini buktinya
01:12:00Aku tunggu kasih tau
01:12:03Terus sejak saat itu
01:12:06Aku bener-bener gak bisa ngumpain gitu
01:12:09Yang bisa aku pikirin
01:12:10Cuma sebentar lagi kita akan nikah
01:12:12Bu
01:12:12Bu ini gak pernah kejadian kayak begini Bu
01:12:14Ini fitnah namanya
01:12:15Lu masih ngeles aja
01:12:16Iya
01:12:17Buktinya tuh
01:12:20Bu
01:12:21Mas
01:12:23Sumpah mas
01:12:24Dulu emang Bayu tuh suka nelfonin aku
01:12:26Suka ngecat aku
01:12:27Tapi dia tuh cerita curhat
01:12:28Katanya
01:12:29Mas Broto lagi deket lah sama siapa itu
01:12:32Selingkul sama cewek siapa gak ngerti
01:12:34Tapi sejak aku bisa merasakan kayak
01:12:37Bayu udah mulai-mulai ada rasa
01:12:40Mbak
01:12:40Sorry ya
01:12:41Kayak ada rasa suka sama aku
01:12:44Ada rasa sayang sama aku
01:12:46Ya gak mungkin lah aku lanjutin lagi
01:12:48Udah stop aku cut sampe disitu Bu
01:12:51Aku gak pernah lagi angkat telpon dari Mbak Ayu
01:12:53Mbak Ayu ngechat
01:12:54Aku juga gak pernah bales
01:12:56Mas
01:12:57Nih mas
01:12:58Kalo gak percaya
01:12:58Mas liat sendiri
01:13:01Dimas kamu ngapain sih Dimas
01:13:03Mbak
01:13:03Aku tuh sayang sama Mbak
01:13:05Sayang sama semuanya
01:13:06Tapi gak kayak gini caranya Mbak
01:13:10Ini angkat bagiannya lu hapus
01:13:12Aduh capek
01:13:13Itu udah mulus ya
01:13:14Sekarang kita sama-sama ngecek aja deh handphonenya Mbak Ayu
01:13:16Oke
01:13:17Kalo emang chat gua disitu dihapus
01:13:19Di handphone Mbak Ayu pasti masih ada
01:13:20Gitu aja
01:13:22Ayu
01:13:24Boleh beli liat handphone kamu
01:13:29Ini kenapa jadi kayak gini sih Bu
01:13:30Aku
01:13:31Ini yang salah Broto gua
01:13:33Aku cuma disakitin
01:13:34Aku
01:13:34Yang selingkuh dia
01:13:35Iya
01:13:36Ibu
01:13:36Ini aku Ayu
01:13:38Anak promon ibu ya
01:13:39Ibu sayang
01:13:40Ibu kan gini
01:13:41Ibu
01:13:42Ibu jangan kayak gini sama Ayu
01:13:46Ini
01:13:47Ini karena ibu sayang sama kamu
01:13:50Makanya
01:13:51Ibu mau biar
01:13:53Biar ini jelas
01:13:54Aduh
01:13:55Ibu
01:14:08Tahun
01:14:12seperat
01:14:13Butt
01:14:21Hi
01:14:23Aku masih demui u
01:14:26Ibu
01:14:26Aku bangunin sepatu
01:16:00Ini tidak benar.
01:16:02Harusnya bukan aku yang disalahkan.
01:16:04Harusnya berotong.
01:16:05Berotong.
01:16:06Dimas.
01:16:07Dimas.
01:16:08Kamu kenapa mengomong begitu di depan mereka?
01:16:11Tadi gak ada hubungan apa-apa, Mbak.
01:16:13Kamu gak tau aku yang kamu omongin.
01:16:16Mbak Ayu.
01:16:17Kamu ingat semua masa depannya.
01:16:18Udah kita rencanakan buat kita.
01:16:20Mbak Ayu.
01:16:21Kalo Mbak Ayu butuh bantuan, kita bisa cariin kok buat Mbak.
01:16:29Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:33Kamu sama aja kakakmu ya.
01:16:36Kalis.
01:16:37Aku gak butuh bantuan.
01:16:47Mas Broto.
01:16:51Ibu.
01:16:53Ibu.
01:16:54Ibu.
01:16:54Ibu.
01:16:54Ibu.
01:16:55Ibu.
01:16:56Ibu lihat Mas Broto.
01:16:58Ibu.
01:16:59Ibu perempuan itu ke rumah ini.
01:17:02Ibu.
01:17:05Ibu.
01:17:05Ibu.
01:17:06Positif hamil.
01:17:08Ibu.
01:17:11Positif hamil, Ibu.
01:17:30I...
01:17:45I'm really same.
01:17:52I've never had a connection to my husband.
01:17:54I have come.
01:17:59I want my partner, my sister, my sister.
01:18:13Yes?
01:18:23I always believe that everything happened with a purpose.
01:18:35You and me are not the truth.
01:18:42You and me are not the truth.
01:18:51You and me are one.
01:19:00I love you, Proto.
01:19:04Dulu, sekarang, dan selamanya.
01:19:10I love you, Proto.
01:19:42I love you, Proto.
01:19:47I love you, Proto.
01:19:49I love you, Proto.
01:20:05I love you, Proto.
01:20:07I love you.
01:20:09I love you, Proto.
01:20:10Oh, yeah.
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