00:00to install water-conserving shower heads there.
00:02The clown's all whipped!
00:05Yeah, and where would that leave us?
00:07Enough clowning around.
00:09It's time to kick off Operation Sweep Sweep
00:12and sweep the weak right off the air.
00:15Yeah, let's rip his wig off!
00:17I get his nose!
00:18Down with the hat!
00:19Come on!
00:22What do you think?
00:23Call it an unfriendly takeover.
00:27Freddy boy.
00:28We're tired of your goody-green shoes progr...
00:32your regularly scheduled programming, pal!
00:45All right, scumbuds, let's get nasty.
00:57Somebody put a sock in these suits!
01:01Hello!
01:03I'm sorry.
01:05Mr. Lerner's all tied up at the moment.
01:09Now, to show these corporate clowns how low television really can go,
01:15watch and learn, Lerner.
01:17Our new shows will send the ratings through the roof.
01:21Now that's entertainment!
01:31And over here, Nukalo, the planet destroyer!
01:36Lost one!
01:37Hit him off at the knees.
01:38Uh, the trees, that is.
01:41Help!
01:42Help!
01:44Help!
01:44It's the real Planet Pass.
01:47Don't just stand there, ya biggo!
01:49Do something!
01:51Stop!
01:52This!
01:56I'll handle the eco-geeks!
02:01Stop those show-cratchers!
02:03Fools!
02:04They're getting away!
02:06No lying down on the job!
02:08You're coming with me, furface!
02:10Show's over!
02:17Humphrey blowhard!
02:23Scum!
02:24You dirty rat!
02:26Roll cameras!
02:27Let's shoot it!
02:29Yeah!
02:30It'll make a great segment for fun with filth!
02:33How to have a blu-
02:34Maybe you oughta get your hero a stunt double!
02:40Regular toilet bowl solutions may be bad for the environment.
02:44But our new toxic bowl is really awful.
02:48It contains enough bleach and phosphates for hundreds of foul flushes.
02:52Guaranteed to really screw up the ecosystem.
02:56Into a real sewer!
03:00Toxic bowl is just one of the fabulous new products we will be guiding to the marketplace.
03:06And I've come up with a colossal new movie of the week to showcase our entire line.
03:12Unfortunately, the script calls for us to blow up the studio.
03:15But hey!
03:16What sells better than good, old-fashioned violence?
03:22All right, folks!
03:24This is Nukebow!
03:26Even More Blood!
03:27Take one!
03:28Now, remember, Nukie Baby, this movie's about a guy who volunteers to hand drop a nuclear bomb.
03:35No!
03:37Violence!
03:38Your motivation is violence!
03:40Jerk!
03:41As long as you slice and dice, the public will be thrilled!
03:45Mmm, actors!
03:48Roll camera!
03:50And...
03:51Action!
03:51Yuki!
03:53Baby Sweetums!
03:54Is that a real nuclear bomb?
03:58Naturally!
04:00I'm a method actor!
04:03Look out!
04:04Fine!
04:05But the rest of us prefer not to be irradiated.
04:09Here's a terrific little bomb that will level the place, but will forego the radiation.
04:15Okay?
04:18Hey!
04:19They're not in the script!
04:21No problem!
04:23We need cheap extras to blow to smithereens!
04:29Hey!
04:30What's he doing?
04:31Do something, Doctor!
04:33Well, this is the last picture show!
04:35Ah, Nukeum's Baby, I've been thinking.
04:38Maybe violence really is a bad message.
04:41Hey!
04:42I'm just telling it like it is!
04:46Well, if we can't stop it, shoot it!
04:50No!
04:51I'm outta here!
04:53Uh-uh-uh!
04:58That's a wrap!
04:59No problem, you can't stop it!
04:59No problem, you didn't wait.
04:59But, I mean, yeah, I'm still mean.
04:59You can't do something, no problem!
