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️⛸️️🏒 O f f C a m p u s ️⛸️️🏒 - Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:09I'm sorry dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:13I'm too scared to let myself see.
05:18All these pieces left behind
05:23Make it easier to hide
05:57Oh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:05I just broke up with Sean.
07:07And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:42This is the last one.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
07:58No, it won't.
08:21No, it's the last one.
08:27Okay.
08:27Dude, dude, dude, dude.
08:29What's that?
08:29All right.
08:35Um, sorry, I just needed a ride.
08:36Yeah, no, it's fine, man.
08:38Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay, yeah, I'll go, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett,
09:02that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Shit, bus almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh, yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her,
09:55but I know her in the way that she's like a god who walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating
10:01and now she's in Dea's understudy and Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry.
10:10I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What, are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:20Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:23Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:27You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my God, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:43What is this?
10:44L?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:49What is this?
10:52What is this?
10:53I may be in love, but I'm not stupid lady.
10:57I got eyes.
10:58Oh my God.
10:59Oh good.
10:59Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Courtney, take your break.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03No, no, no, no.
11:03No, no, no, no, no.
11:04No, no, no, no, no.
11:04No, no, no, no, no.
11:04Hey, hey, hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctored.
11:07I was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, you sing?
11:12I absolutely don't.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not, obviously.
11:35You need to ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell, yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs,
11:40it'll make the indigible.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:05It's like a whole thing.
12:07It wasn't she in London for like a week.
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:28It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:44Okay.
12:44I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:07Hey.
13:09Happy Thanksgiving.
13:13Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:29Thanks?
13:36Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim out of Batley.
13:47Okay.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:49Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:05Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:10Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in that.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:41There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano, and
14:47then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:52Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:56Mad World?
14:58It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being old.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:16I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a...
15:33We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Mmm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be...
15:42You know, I'd be laying on a beach.
15:43Mm-hmm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick, and destroying summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:49You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:56I'm sorry you can't be with your family though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I'm not good to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:11I ain't...
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:53I ain't...
16:55I ain't...
17:00No...
17:03Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
17:06Ah ha ha...
17:06Ha ha...
17:06Ha ha ha...
17:08Oh, my...
17:09Oh, my...
17:11Ha ha ha.
17:11Oh, we're dancing about the way we used to feel.
17:18Oh, oh.
17:22Mama, why'd you buy the boys like me?
17:25We're set to break your heart.
17:28Ain't that true.
17:32I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you break apart.
17:40Yeah.
17:45But I don't have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love
17:56I don't wanna have to make up
18:04It's never too late to make love
18:06But I don't wanna have to make up
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up
18:14Oh, I dare think about the way we used to feel
18:21Feel with me
18:23Oh, I dare think about the way we used to feel
18:31Oh, oh
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them
18:50Sorry, it's the guys
18:51Take it
18:54Seriously
18:59Hello?
18:59Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers
19:05Where are you?
19:06I'm from New York on Thanksgiving
19:09Yes, you stop! Yes, you stop!
19:12Hey, yes, you stop!
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
19:17Uh, so I took my apple, please
19:19Yeah
19:21Hey, good luck
19:22You've got her snow job
19:23Do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, don't stick to the bubble
19:29Happy Thanksgiving
19:29Happy Thanksgiving
19:30Happy Thanksgiving, dorks
19:40I didn't see you
19:44This just must be a one-time thing
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid happy
19:48And Garrett's your friend
19:49I can't mess that up
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me
19:53She deserves this
19:54And the second people find out we're
19:58They're gonna ask what this is
19:59No, no, no one's gonna ask that
20:00They're not gonna ask you that
20:04And then people are gonna talk
20:06And Sean will find out and I can't hurt him
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:13That's less than 48
20:14Oh my god, I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean
20:19We had fun, we were safe, we didn't hurt anyone
20:21Yeah, so let's keep it that way
20:23Allie, come on
20:26I'm sorry, I have to go
20:29Allie
20:29There you stood behind your glasses
20:35There you stood
20:37There you stood
20:38There you stood
20:38Regret the past
20:40But
20:41Regreting all the things that passed
20:43But
20:44Hey
20:45How was practice?
20:47It was fine
20:48Okay
20:48Good
20:50I can, uh, practice this downstairs
20:53No, stay
20:53I'm just gonna close my eyes
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:07Alone enough for me to ask just
21:10Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15The glow
21:20The glow
21:22The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze
21:42Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted
21:51No, I like listening to you sing
21:53I like playing for you
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful
21:57How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05The lyrics
22:06You hate it
22:06No, no
22:07I don't
22:08At all
22:09I
22:10I really like the melody
22:12I just
22:13I don't get it
22:14I mean, well
22:15Maybe I'm just tired
22:15No, no
22:17It's okay
22:17I don't get it either
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love
22:24Oh
22:25Yeah, is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:27Yeah, I thought I could fix it
22:30But
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks
22:32And my gut is telling me you should just start over
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole
22:39This isn't working
22:41Right?
22:42No
22:43No
22:43Never had a problem giving me shit
22:45Yeah, well, this is different
22:46This is his art
22:47This is your art, too
22:49And your showcase piece
22:54You've got this
22:55I believe in you
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks
23:03And we're gonna lose the showcase
23:05Ooh, we got a winner here
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad
23:09Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing
23:13But it's okay
23:15Cause he loves me
23:17Yeah, I do
23:27I...
23:29I love you, Elsie
23:38I love you, too
23:39I love you, too
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single
24:10And you'd be abandoning me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst
24:17Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking
24:20What? No, no, no, no, you're in love
24:22Go be in love
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving
24:26You miss him
24:27Actually, I was not
24:30He's been giving me space
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no
24:36I'm enjoying the space
24:38Well, that's great
24:39Totally
24:41Totally
24:43Except
24:44If I'm enjoying the space
24:45And that means I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48Who hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:50And then just
24:52Moves on
24:57This is about your mom
25:02She said never give up on love
25:05And when she got sick
25:07My dad was there for her
25:08You know?
25:09Like every step of the way
25:10Even when it got so hard
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean?
25:16Because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:21Of course not
25:23Of course not
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life
25:25That's okay
25:26You'll find another great love
25:30Or
25:31I mean
25:32Hear me out
25:34A fling
25:35Okay
25:36Uh
25:38Flings have just not been super successful for you historically speaking
25:41What are you talking about?
25:43I can fling
25:44I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake
25:56I don't need to date someone
25:57I just need a distraction
25:59The fuck buddy?
26:02Okay, you know I love you
26:04And I think you're perfect
26:05And I will support you no matter what
26:08But you, Ally Hayes, are a card-carrying member
26:11I know
26:12I'm team boyfriend
26:13Team boyfriend
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes
26:16You wanna tell a guy about your day
26:19And meet his mom
26:19And
26:21Watch him run a 5k
26:22And then complain about having to watch him run a 5k
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard
26:30But whether you move on
26:31Or you get back together with him
26:34Bottom line is
26:35I'm here for you
26:37I'm team Ally
26:39Just know that and believe that
26:41Totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon you
26:46Yet again
26:47You're not abandoning me
26:50You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you
26:56But you're not taking that
26:58It's mine
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on 5th line
27:11Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere
27:14Like God
27:15We're supposed to be on a date
27:17Oh wow, you really splurged, G
27:19This one was my treat
27:20Oh
27:20Then
27:22Rescinded
27:24So
27:25How was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:28Yeah, it was
27:29It was
27:30It was fine
27:34Yeah
27:36Family
27:36Sucks
27:37Um
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit
27:43Uh, not this year
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane
27:56Is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through
27:59Yeah, they double booked, I'm trying to figure it out
28:01Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation
28:04I can reach out
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that
28:09Okay, big shot, you're not in the pros yet
28:11I didn't mean
28:13I'm trying to help
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
28:41Don't matter
28:42I doubt your little secret
28:46I doubt your little secret
28:48Got your little secret
28:48Don't tell your little secret
28:50Who asked to know
28:53Who asked to know
28:55Who asked to know
28:56Who asked to know
29:00Who asked to know
29:04Whoo
29:08Give it up for after hours everybody
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan, for putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single, ladies.
29:24And we've already raised $2,000 for those little canes, but we want to raise a hell of a lot
29:28more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk, hit up our silent auction, and get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order, but there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:36The band is taking requests, so scan those QR codes and let them know what songs you want to hear.
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58A little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:02Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you, in case you forgot, I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried, but there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing.
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom in, let's say, five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:18Everyone we know is here, and I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boys.
30:32For the record, I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay, control is key.
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:52Graham, I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:58We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We go to bars to score, okay?
31:01What the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us.
31:04Thank the Lord.
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please.
31:07Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep talking hockey shit, that's why I came over here.
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:12Eleven o'clock.
31:29We need more pigs in a blanket, not pins.
31:33That really doesn't bother you.
31:36I trust Garrett.
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kind of cool.
31:41Yeah.
31:43You know what they want.
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want.
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it.
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single.
31:53Embrace that.
31:55Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you.
31:57Someone down for anything.
31:59Like the anti-Sean.
32:00Yeah, you make a good point.
32:02Someone with zero expectations, you just want sex.
32:05Just sex.
32:09All right, we've got another request.
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick.
32:22Check it out, going out on a late night.
32:25Looking tight, feeling nice, it's a clock fight.
32:28I can tell, I just know that it's going down tonight.
32:34I love a throwback.
32:36Right?
32:37You don't know you wanna mess with me tonight.
32:41Just stop and take a second.
32:45I was dying before you walked into my life.
32:48Cause you know it's over.
32:51Before it began.
32:54Keep your drink, just give me the money.
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight.
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk, I don't give a fuck.
33:07Wanna dance by myself, guess you had a lot.
33:10Don't touch, back up, I'm not the one.
33:14All right.
33:16I'll get back to work.
33:17Listen up, it's just not happening.
33:20You can say what you want to your boyfriends.
33:23Just let me have my fun tonight.
33:27All right.
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around.
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat.
33:35I don't want any girl.
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand.
33:56Nice.
33:59This next one, for fans of One Direction.
34:01Hey, Wosie.
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets.
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy.
34:09GHA?
34:10General Hardass.
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's.
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood, they've been gunning for our top spot in the conference.
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak.
34:23So they're close.
34:25If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference.
34:27Shit.
34:29That's what's in his head right now.
34:31But there's nothing we can do about that tonight.
34:33We need people drunk and happy and spending money.
34:36Can you help?
34:38I.I. Cabin.
34:41Thanks.
34:42And, uh...
34:44Thanks...
34:45for...
34:46homeless.
34:48What are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you where you ask you to lie.
34:52We can go out any day, any night.
34:55Baby, I'll take you now, take you now, take you now, take you now, take you now.
34:58That's where at least we will spend the first.
35:00I mean, the zone's suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you freshmen need to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets.
35:06It's Logan.
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan.
35:12Okay, this is a party.
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun.
35:17Mm, so is winning.
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so...
35:22I'm stepping up.
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death.
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan.
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him.
35:32It's sweet.
35:32Sweet doesn't win games.
35:34Okay, I heard carbs are good, though.
35:43Happy to talk to him, yeah?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be.
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics or our song, which, by the way, used to be about you, but
35:57I don't have a crush on you anymore, so I really don't know what it should be about.
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze.
36:04Mm.
36:06Well, maybe we work on...
36:07Yeah.
36:07...boarding on that one.
36:08Yeah.
36:13Okay, party people.
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value, so if you act fast, you
36:20could get them for a steal.
36:22A steal.
36:23Okay.
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house.
36:27That's right.
36:28Yeah!
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker, I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence
36:33that nobody...
36:34Ow! New York?
36:35Get out of here!
36:36Hey, Delphi, we love you, but this one, this one, this one's part of the family.
36:44I have box seats to a New York Rangers game and a meet-and-greet with the legend himself, Phil
36:50Graham!
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap.
36:55It's the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful hoteliers.
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans, I'm looking at you.
37:03Gary.
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:07Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp.
37:10Thanks.
37:10Hey.
37:13What the hell, dude? He just donated.
37:15Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year.
37:19Alright?
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right.
37:22That's not...
37:24He's a self-centered, pompous asshole.
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time.
37:28I get it.
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:30It's for a good cause.
37:32You don't know what you're talking about.
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him.
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want.
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question.
37:43Because these kids need the money.
37:45I needed the money.
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here.
37:48It's...
37:49It's not all about money.
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it.
37:53Back for a second set.
37:55Ladies and gentlemen,
37:57give it up for After Hours!
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests.
38:05We're gonna play something brand new for you.
38:07It's an original.
38:08Written with the one and only Hannah Wells.
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know.
38:25Shh.
38:27Hey, we're on the bright side.
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good.
38:29Maybe people will love it.
38:35I'm going.
38:37I'm going.
38:37Alone enough for me to ask us.
38:40Alone enough to feel the hurt.
38:43Echoes weaving through the walls here.
38:46Keeping secrets in the night.
38:48We are indivisible.
38:51Together we're a number of minds.
38:54The gold.
38:57The flowers of our eyes reflect the sky.
39:03Until I find I'm sinking into your...
39:09Yellow, yellow haze.
39:12Blink green as your voice.
39:15Yellow, yellow rain.
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Like pink?
39:24I'm sinking into your...
39:28Yellow, yellow haze.
39:31Yellow, yellow...
39:32No, it's catchy.
39:33Catchy.
39:37Yellow, yellow.
39:43Yellow, yellow.
39:51There you are.
39:53What did you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head.
40:21I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it. I put my heart on the line.
40:26You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:38You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:47I'm done.
40:49I'm done.
41:15Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but...
41:22Not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart,
41:32remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:43I'm done.
41:46Um...
41:47Okay, yeah.
41:47Good night.
41:48Good night.
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55So weird.
42:13Change your mind.
42:14No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:20Bad.
42:21I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:23Wait. Are you Kathleen?
42:25No.
42:26I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:28before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now,
42:32because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't.
42:38Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43Now I can.
42:46Tell me what you want.
42:50And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:06Meet a man in an hour.
43:23And this is a party.
43:28Parties are supposed to be fun.
43:30Are you having fun?
43:32Not really.
43:33You?
43:33Yeah, not really.
43:36Justin and I broke up.
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy.
43:42I have two weeks to write another song.
43:44There's plenty of time.
43:46You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:49We'll be fine.
43:51Yesterday,
43:51Yesterday, when he asked about your dad,
43:53could have been an opening to tell him.
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving.
44:00What you told me.
44:02Phil's a dick.
44:04Logan knows that.
44:05Everybody does.
44:06That's all they have to know.
44:08Yeah, well what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods, and when I lose, he says nothing.
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore.
44:17I think you should tell someone.
44:20Jensen, Logan, they care about you.
44:23I don't need them to know.
44:26And that's why I have you.
44:29I trust you.
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish.
44:38I told Della I'd oversee clean up.
44:40And I really should get started on the song.
44:43Okay, you go.
44:44I'm gonna stay at my place tonight.
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah.
44:47You get some sleep?
44:48For the game tomorrow?
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's?
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know?
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you.
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me.
44:59They're trying to win.
45:01Which you will.
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says,
45:06I heart diagram.
45:07It might be kind of hard to spot you.
45:08There are a lot of those signs.
45:10I hate you.
45:11I love you too.
45:15See you tomorrow.
45:16Yeah.
45:17All right.
45:36Bye.
45:37Bye.
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