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00:10Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beat!
00:50Filthy scavengers! When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
00:57Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:21Sire! Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:24I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:30Sire!
01:43Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
01:48Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:01Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:04My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:25What did you do? Turn me back right now!
02:31Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
02:37Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
02:47Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed, playing games is the real way to live.
02:55Fight!
03:01Get your hands off me, creep! Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:08Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's the forest nint doing here?
03:15He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
03:28You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
03:32I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
03:37I die.
03:38I really need this guy.
03:43Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
03:54I need more. A lot more.
04:02Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
04:11What the hell did you do to me last night?
04:13Ugh.
04:14Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
04:18Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
04:21Dammit. He tracked me.
04:33Leora, you're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
04:38Get away! Dylan!
04:41As the leader of the stature, you actually drugged me.
04:47Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
04:50You slept with someone?
04:52Who screwed up my plan!
04:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
04:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
05:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
05:06So you're the loser who ruined everything?
05:09You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
05:16Touch him again and you'll regret it.
05:18Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
05:24I won't kill him, but you're coming with me, Leora.
05:29Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
05:36Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
05:49Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
06:00Those assholes are back already.
06:02What are you talking about?
06:08Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
06:10Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
06:13Dylan, who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
06:15Keep acting tough. Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
06:19Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn.
06:30You asked for this.
06:34You asked for this.
06:42You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer? Who the hell are you?
06:54Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
07:00What are you whining about?
07:02Nothing.
07:02Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
07:09Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
07:14Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
07:22Mommy, is daddy's station way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
07:26Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
07:37I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
07:43I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
08:00There it is.
08:07Liarra's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
08:15What the hell was that?
08:17Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
08:21That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
08:26She's your daughter. We need you now.
08:29So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
08:33This aura? She's got my blood.
08:40Who did this?
08:41Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
08:48Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
09:03It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
09:18Somebody help me!
09:20Somebody help me!
09:30Give me a name, Liorra. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
09:35It was...
09:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé. My property. You filthy whore. Spread your
10:00legs for some straight dog!
10:02Heh.
10:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
10:10No! Let go!
10:13With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
10:18Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:23I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
10:27Shipwreck?
10:28Those cuts are surgical, Liorra. Someone did this to you.
10:32Uh...
10:34You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
10:37Boss? Soup's ready.
10:43If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
10:49She's safe. Now drink.
10:53Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
11:00Jack, you...
11:02Ambrosia residue? Golden applesap? I studied this in grad's time.
11:06Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
11:11More. Try it.
11:21These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:27It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:51What a lively little snack.
11:53Gulp you down and my power doubles! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
11:59What a lively little snack. Gulp you down and my power doubles! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:02I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:04You want more?
12:05I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:07This guy's luck is insane.
12:10A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:14Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:17You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:28Daddy, help!
12:31Something's trying to eat me!
12:34Lily's in trouble!
12:40I'm not tasty.
12:42My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:44Please don't eat me!
12:48Divine power runs through this girl.
12:52Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
12:57Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
13:23You disgusting freak!
13:25What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:27Mommy!
13:28Yes.
13:29I've got you, baby.
13:32Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
13:35Ha!
13:36You ruined my meal?
13:39Wait.
13:41The baby mama herself.
13:43Perfect.
13:47Two courses for the price of one!
13:54You bitch!
13:59Jack, take Lily and run!
14:01Go!
14:06Run from the Lucian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
14:15You, Posey?
14:17That kid's his.
14:19No wonder the power's so pure.
14:21That's Poseidon's bloodline.
14:23If I stay, I'm dead.
14:30What the hell just happened?
14:31It ran?
14:32Damn, Leoya.
14:33Your powers are badass.
14:35You straight up scared the monster off.
14:37Me?
14:38No way.
14:39Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
14:40I'm still recovering.
14:42Wait.
14:43Maybe it sensed the guardian of the Sea Vault?
14:47Whatever.
14:47Let's get home.
14:48That thing might circle back.
14:52About that monster.
14:57Failed at the perfect time?
14:59Figures.
14:59He's just a regular guy, after all.
15:29Failed at the perfect time.
15:35My liege.
15:37Have mercy.
15:37I didn't know she was your die.
15:38I swear it.
15:39Please, spare my life.
15:41No problem.
15:41Thank you, my lord.
15:42Thank you for your mercy.
15:43Try to remember that in your next life.
15:45Failed at the perfect time.
15:56Enjoying the show?
16:04My king.
16:05We had nothing to do with the Hydro.
16:07We swear.
16:07Listen to me.
16:08If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
16:14Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
16:16Yes.
16:16Yes, my liege.
16:27My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
16:31the truth myself.
16:39That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
16:42But Poseidon?
16:43Guy's long gone.
16:44Probably fish food in some trench, right?
16:46Sea god myth, ancient history.
16:48Wanna bet?
16:49There ain't no sea king anymore.
16:59The world's the same as ever.
17:01The dead are louder than the living.
17:04Who the hell are you?
17:05You're in Hades territory, asshole!
17:16Poseidon?
17:24Is Hades still breathing?
17:26If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
17:31Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
17:38I don't have time for this.
17:39I'm not wasting it on you.
17:41I need a background check.
17:46You know who I am?
17:47Hades is ace.
17:48You crash my spot, you die here!
18:09Little fish.
18:16Hades, the staff?
18:18One shot?
18:19The sea king!
18:20He's real!
18:22Hades!
18:23You hiding?
18:24Come out!
18:25Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
18:28One!
18:29Two!
18:33Thank the fates!
18:34The boss is here!
18:39Boss!
18:39This bum!
18:45You idiot!
18:46Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
18:48You're done.
18:49Get out.
18:50In front of Poseidon.
18:51Your ants.
18:52I'm saving your worthless heights.
18:57My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
19:00I'm not here for fun.
19:02Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
19:07Understood.
19:08I'll mobilize every team right now.
19:10You have three days.
19:11I'll be back.
19:14Everyone!
19:15Drop what you're doing!
19:16Full sweep on the Leora and child!
19:18Every resource, every contact!
19:20Now!
19:21Tell them Poseidon's back!
19:22Yes, boss!
19:28Poseidon's back.
19:29Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
19:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
19:39Kid comes with us alive.
19:41She's still hurt.
19:41Easy pickets.
19:43Let's move.
19:53We'll make a nice stew.
19:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
19:56Ha ha ha ha!
20:00Ha ha ha ha!
20:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
20:05Pathetic.
20:07Who are you?
20:09Dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold, or I drag your corpse back.
20:14Mommy?
20:15Who's the ugly goat man?
20:18Hand over the kid!
20:25Stay away from my daughter!
20:26Don't you dare touch her!
20:36Mommy!
20:41You're bleeding!
20:43This forest is locked down.
20:45Surrender now.
20:46I'll go with you.
20:48On one condition.
20:49Let my daughter go!
20:51No, Mommy!
20:52I'm not leaving you!
20:54No!
20:55No!
20:56No!
21:02It's mine.
21:03You die.
21:04Ha ha ha!
21:05You poisoned me?
21:09My poison fog.
21:11The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
21:14Give up!
21:15You've gone too far.
21:17Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
21:22You're wounded.
21:23Poisoned.
21:25Done.
21:26The kid's coming with me.
21:29Don't touch her!
21:30Come at me!
21:32Feisty one.
21:33Dylan wants you dead.
21:35But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
21:42Such a pretty face.
21:44All mine now.
21:48Let my mommy go, you bastard!
21:51Ah!
21:56Lily!
21:56Lily!
21:57Run!
21:58Get out of here!
22:02Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
22:06Ah!
22:09Ah!
22:11Ah!
22:11Ah!
22:11Ah!
22:11Ah!
22:11Ah!
22:12Ah!
22:12Ah!
22:16Daddy!
22:22Your hands off her!
22:29You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
22:35Jack!
22:37What the hell just happened?
22:41You okay, babe?
22:43So you're the boyfriend.
22:45Too bad.
22:45I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
22:57Ow!
22:58Ow!
22:59Ow!
23:00Ow!
23:02Ow!
23:04Ow!
23:04Ow!
23:05Ow!
23:11Ow!
23:13Ow!
23:17Ow!
23:27Ow!
23:30Ow!
23:31Noooo!
23:37Noooo!
23:40Cough cough cough
23:43Cough cough cough
24:04Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
24:07Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
24:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
24:26Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
24:33Okay.
24:36You are the best.
24:45Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
24:50You're not human. Who the hell are you?
24:53My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
25:11Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
25:17Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
25:19He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
25:26Lily, stay right here inside the circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
25:32right back.
25:36Daddy, be careful.
25:38Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
25:46That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
25:53So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
26:05Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
26:12For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
26:17No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
26:20More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
26:25Is this the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
26:30Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
26:36Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
26:41You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
26:54Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
26:59Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
27:03So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
27:07Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
27:11Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
27:16You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
27:22Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
27:35You want my husband? Step over my corpse first.
27:39In a hurry to die? Fine. I'll oblige.
28:05You're half dead already.
28:07How the hell did you knock me back?
28:09The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
28:13This can't be.
28:35Ancient Ekethra. The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
28:41Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing. He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
28:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
28:49They're coming for us. We're finished.
28:51Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
28:53Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
29:00They're here for me. Jack, stay behind me.
29:03With me here, no one touches you.
29:05Stop saying that, Jack. Look around. We're surrounded. We could actually die here.
29:13My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson.
29:19You worthless creature!
29:21You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
29:30Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
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