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NEW🔥🍀An Unreliable Guide on Dating Your CEO
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to my guide on how to lose a guy in one gate.
00:00:04Now, where is my unwilling participant?
00:00:11Holy fuck, is this the guy?
00:00:13Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:00:16No, focus on my $5,000.
00:00:19Excuse me.
00:00:21You must be Elsa Smith from the Smith family.
00:00:26Actually, I'm not her.
00:00:27I'm only here because...
00:00:33Your boyfriend's debt's way overdue, Miss Lisa.
00:00:36You can't pay it back.
00:00:39Well, I guess you'd have to pay for it a different way.
00:00:44Ex-boyfriend.
00:00:45And I didn't spend a penny if I go find him.
00:00:47You filed for it.
00:00:48Now, you gotta pay it back.
00:00:50Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:00:53Miss Lisa from B&G Group.
00:00:55Fine, but losing my job isn't gonna help either of us.
00:00:59Can I...
00:01:00Can I have one week?
00:01:03You have three days.
00:01:08CEO, Alex, is the chairman's grandson.
00:01:10Eligible bachelor alert.
00:01:12I can't wait to meet him when he comes in later.
00:01:14Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:01:16You little slut.
00:01:17What are you doing all that for?
00:01:19I have one step towards becoming married to a goldmine.
00:01:24I'm going to take this opportunity.
00:01:26These people look so gullible.
00:01:29Because it might be the last time I can.
00:01:31How do I look?
00:01:32Give me that.
00:01:33Hey, no, actually, that's really expensive.
00:01:35Yeah, but I want to use it on my...
00:01:36Please, it's...
00:01:36Let me pay to break it to you, ladies, but...
00:01:40It's not gonna happen.
00:01:42And who are you to say that?
00:01:43Oh, I'm Alex's first love.
00:01:46Seriously?
00:01:47Mm-hmm.
00:01:50Ten years ago, it was a dark and stormy night in the middle of the desert,
00:01:55and he came riding in on a horse, completely shirtless.
00:01:59His abs were so hot and sweaty.
00:02:02And then, keep going.
00:02:07To unlock the rest of the story, you're gonna have to...
00:02:10Pay me five bucks.
00:02:12I don't carry cash.
00:02:13And then what?
00:02:25Well, so he jumped off his horse and came and found me,
00:02:29and we started ripping off each other's clothes,
00:02:31just completely tearing them apart, so animalistic.
00:02:34And then...
00:02:35And then, he was the Thor.
00:02:38You couldn't raise his hammer.
00:02:40I couldn't...
00:02:43The CEO is right behind you.
00:02:48It was actually the best sex of my life, sir.
00:02:51Like, so good.
00:02:52I've been thinking about it for years.
00:02:53Seriously awesome.
00:02:55God, I'm so lucky he didn't see my face.
00:02:59You should write for a good novel.
00:03:01Should I fire you so that you can chase your fantasy writer's dream?
00:03:07I'm so doomed.
00:03:10Fuck my life!
00:03:14Hey, what's up?
00:03:15Help, Lisa.
00:03:16Uh, I need you to front me for a blind date.
00:03:19What?
00:03:22Fuck.
00:03:22How do I make that amount of money with this shitty job?
00:03:26So, what did you want to talk about?
00:03:28Well, my dad is trying to set me up on some blind date with some rich man's son,
00:03:33and I need you to sabotage this hypocritical political arrangement.
00:03:38No.
00:03:39What if I gave you...
00:03:41A thousand dollars?
00:03:42No.
00:03:43No deal.
00:03:44No way.
00:03:45Two thousand dollars.
00:03:47No.
00:03:48Okay.
00:03:48Five thousand dollars.
00:03:49Take it or leave it.
00:03:51You have three days.
00:03:53You gotta pay it back.
00:03:54Or you'll be my little slut for the rest of your life.
00:03:58It's just a date.
00:03:59How bad can it be?
00:04:01Deal.
00:04:02Only because I'm your friend.
00:04:05And make him bear my name.
00:04:06Okay?
00:04:07Okay.
00:04:07I'll make sure he wishes he was never born.
00:04:10Perfect.
00:04:11One date, and I will make him cry like a baby.
00:04:30Holy fuck.
00:04:32Is this the guy?
00:04:32Elsa doesn't know what she missed out on.
00:04:35No.
00:04:35Focus on my five thousand dollars.
00:04:38Excuse me.
00:04:40You must be Elsa Smith.
00:04:43From the Smith family.
00:04:52Just stay calm.
00:04:53I'm not going to be swayed by your looks.
00:04:56Time to scare off this man with my three signature moves.
00:05:00First, be rude.
00:05:09Sorry, I have so much limb in my throat.
00:05:12It's so great to meet you.
00:05:15Number two.
00:05:16Get physical.
00:05:19Your fingers are like so long and nimble.
00:05:22I bet you can do like a lot of things with them.
00:05:25Mm-hmm.
00:05:28He's totally freaking out.
00:05:30You know, I got this amazing pedicure today.
00:05:33Want to see?
00:05:36He must think I'm a slut now.
00:05:38Isn't it so pretty?
00:05:40I love hot pink.
00:05:42Whoops.
00:05:46Take my card.
00:05:53We should get a job at Good Novel.
00:05:59I cannot let him remember my face.
00:06:04That guy is your new CEO?
00:06:07Yes.
00:06:07I'm not kidding, Elsa.
00:06:08Get here right now.
00:06:09I'm leaving.
00:06:09Calm down and listen to me, okay?
00:06:11There's literally no chance he's ever going to run into you again.
00:06:14He's the CEO and you're just some random employee.
00:06:17I promise, please, just get through tonight and I will give you more money.
00:06:23Okay.
00:06:24Calm down, Lisa.
00:06:26He hasn't recognized me yet.
00:06:28I just need to get this date over with.
00:06:34So, I hear you're a businessman.
00:06:37You know, my daddy's the governor, but I hate moochers.
00:06:40Is that the PDD group under your family?
00:06:43That was a part-time job.
00:06:46So what is it you do exactly?
00:06:49Number three.
00:06:50Be provocative as fuck.
00:06:54I do a little thing called OnlyFans.
00:07:00You want to make a video?
00:07:03What?
00:07:05No one's going to like this fat shit crazy chick now.
00:07:13Hey guys, welcome to Just Splash Studios.
00:07:16Oh shit.
00:07:17What did I get myself into?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:25She's messing with me.
00:07:27Let's see how long you can keep up the act.
00:07:31What can I help you with?
00:07:32We'll take the Just Splash for two.
00:07:34Great.
00:07:35Which one would you guys like?
00:07:36We'll let the lady decide.
00:07:38We have room number one, BDSM.
00:07:48Room number two, Uniform Temptation.
00:08:01I need to get out of here.
00:08:02Now.
00:08:03I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:08:07Oh shit.
00:08:22First date.
00:08:23I would never think a governor's daughter would do that.
00:08:25That's just disgusting.
00:08:26I cannot believe that she has to be part of our plan.
00:08:29She just hawked a loogie in a cup.
00:08:31I mean, like, did you look at it?
00:08:35Listen, I'm going to make a phone call and call the cousins
00:08:37and make sure we get this whole thing taken care of.
00:08:38You'll never have to see her again.
00:08:41Cheers.
00:08:49Damn, girl.
00:08:50You are chugging that.
00:08:51What has gotten into you?
00:08:53I'm telling you, if I didn't have to deal with David,
00:08:55I would have never done that.
00:08:57Well, trick you told.
00:08:59I would have called the cops on him.
00:09:01But let's not worry about him tonight.
00:09:04By the way, is everything all good?
00:09:07Like, there's not going to be some CEO at my ass now?
00:09:09Because he's thoroughly freaked out.
00:09:11You will never have to deal with him again.
00:09:18Hi, Daddy.
00:09:21Uh-huh.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:25Love you, too.
00:09:28What did you do?
00:09:30He's asking me, well, no, asking you to marry him.
00:09:44God, I can't be late for this meeting.
00:09:54Seriously?
00:09:55I thought I'd never see him again.
00:09:56Uh, going down, little lady.
00:09:58You coming or not?
00:09:59Yeah.
00:10:03Design department.
00:10:06Alex, what are you thinking about this marriage?
00:10:08I mean, are you serious?
00:10:10Are you just screwing around?
00:10:12Sir, why don't we wait to have that conversation
00:10:14when we get upstairs in private?
00:10:18Don't look at my face.
00:10:19Don't look at my face.
00:10:24Oh, excuse me.
00:10:28Oh, excuse me.
00:10:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:42Drop this.
00:10:45Keep it.
00:10:51What's going on, boss?
00:10:52What are you thinking?
00:10:53What are we having?
00:10:55I'll just, uh, the bathroom.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:02What about the deal?
00:11:05Wrong person.
00:11:10Alex is asking to meet with you right now.
00:11:13If I lose my job because of this,
00:11:15you're going to have to support me.
00:11:17Well, let's just hope my dad doesn't disown me
00:11:19if he finds out about this.
00:11:20Anyway, all you have to do is reject him on the spot.
00:11:23Make him believe that marriage is not going to happen.
00:11:26I promise everything will be fine,
00:11:28and I swear this is the last time I'm asking you to do this.
00:11:32What do I get in return?
00:11:34The world is your oyster,
00:11:36and my purses are yours.
00:11:39Not bad.
00:11:40My debt could be paid off.
00:11:46What's the matter, Elsa?
00:11:48We're not putting on a show tonight, are we?
00:11:50Speak your mind.
00:11:51Somebody's waiting for me.
00:11:52Good.
00:11:53I don't want to keep anybody waiting,
00:11:54so here's the deal.
00:11:56I want the marriage as soon as possible.
00:12:00Stop.
00:12:01When did I say I was going to marry you?
00:12:06Let me say this again.
00:12:09If you're my wife,
00:12:11you and your family
00:12:12will have all the money in the world.
00:12:13How you and I can even hold seats to the Senate?
00:12:16If you want, of course.
00:12:18First Dave, now this?
00:12:19Is there even one man left in the world
00:12:21that cares about love?
00:12:23Fuck you.
00:12:24You know, people like you only treat marriage
00:12:26like it's some business transaction.
00:12:28This is a business transaction, Elsa.
00:12:31It's not love.
00:12:32Of course, I can make an exception, but...
00:12:39Have you ever been in love?
00:12:41No.
00:12:42You haven't.
00:12:44You've never known what that feels like.
00:12:46Never known what that feels like.
00:12:47Never known what that feels like.
00:12:49You know, never start something
00:12:50if you're not going to finish it.
00:13:01You and I are nothing alike, Alex.
00:13:04I still believe in love
00:13:06while you are a power-hungry cynic
00:13:08with nothing left in your heart.
00:13:11Elsa, wait.
00:13:13Hey.
00:13:14I want to say I'm sorry
00:13:15for making you cry earlier.
00:13:17You didn't make me cry.
00:13:19You're not worth my tears.
00:13:22I mean,
00:13:23don't you think it was kind of rude
00:13:24just leaving me back there?
00:13:26I don't want to talk about this.
00:13:28You're a self-entitled,
00:13:29self-obsessed dick.
00:13:50Oh, shit.
00:13:51He's so cute.
00:13:55I'm going to fall in love.
00:13:59Is this how he really plays things out?
00:14:02Because, if so,
00:14:03I'm really crushing on him.
00:14:06Here.
00:14:07Thanks.
00:14:09Oh, she's so pretty.
00:14:14Oh, my God.
00:14:16That's a governor's daughter.
00:14:21What the hell?
00:14:23What the hell just happened?
00:14:29Hello?
00:14:30Sir, we have the footage from that day.
00:14:43It's not Elsa Smith.
00:14:49Wait, wait.
00:14:49Hang on a second.
00:14:50Did she actually say that?
00:14:53So you think it's true?
00:14:55I'm really that despicable
00:14:57in a woman's eyes.
00:14:59I don't know, boss.
00:15:00You know, look,
00:15:01some people could think
00:15:02that you're a little self-entitled,
00:15:04right?
00:15:05I mean, obviously,
00:15:06everybody knows that you're a super self-entitled.
00:15:07Have you ever been in love?
00:15:09No.
00:15:09You haven't.
00:15:11You've never known
00:15:12what that feels like.
00:15:16Oh, shit, boss.
00:15:16Are you crying?
00:15:17Oh, my God, dude.
00:15:18I didn't mean to make you cry.
00:15:19I just, um...
00:15:20Boss, I'm just kidding.
00:15:21I didn't mean to actually
00:15:21have your feelings.
00:15:22I didn't know you're Sam.
00:15:23I'm sorry if you're sad.
00:15:24What's going on with the senator?
00:15:25Oh, senator.
00:15:26Right, yeah.
00:15:27We have used all of the resources
00:15:29at our disposal
00:15:29to sway public opinion,
00:15:31which is good,
00:15:32but what's not good,
00:15:34the bad news is that
00:15:35we used all the resources
00:15:36at our disposal
00:15:37and now we don't have
00:15:37any resources left
00:15:38to sway the senator's opinion.
00:15:40So that is unfortunate for us right now.
00:15:42We have to figure that out.
00:15:43Okay.
00:15:44Yeah.
00:15:44Look,
00:15:46I need everything in Elsa Smith.
00:15:56Lisa,
00:15:57did you forget
00:15:58about our quarterly meeting today?
00:16:00The CEO is here.
00:16:01Can I skip it?
00:16:03No, girl.
00:16:04Come on.
00:16:06Why is he fucking everywhere?
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:17Camouflage.
00:16:18Nicely done.
00:16:23Guys,
00:16:24I gotta say,
00:16:25this is beautiful.
00:16:28What point have you designed it?
00:16:29That's from Lisa,
00:16:31Mr. Brown.
00:16:33Miss.
00:16:34My talent being recognized
00:16:35at the worst possible time
00:16:37of my life.
00:16:39Miss,
00:16:40why are you looking away?
00:16:42Should I just pass out
00:16:44on the spot?
00:16:45Boss!
00:16:46Got those documents
00:16:47you've been asking about?
00:16:48You're the man, Sammy.
00:16:50Yeah, thank you.
00:16:51When will this freaking
00:16:52meeting end?
00:16:53Okay.
00:16:55All right, guys.
00:16:57Meeting adjourned.
00:16:58Uh, hang on one second.
00:17:05Whoa.
00:17:07Whoa.
00:17:07Whoa.
00:17:08Whoa.
00:17:09Whoa.
00:17:13What was she wearing
00:17:14that night?
00:17:15Kind of hard to forget.
00:17:17Leopard print.
00:17:18Gold shoes.
00:17:20Black fishnets.
00:17:23Bold, Sammy.
00:17:31Where have I seen
00:17:32that guy before?
00:17:37Uh, miss?
00:17:38You getting in or not?
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:41Fuck.
00:17:42That has to be
00:17:43Alex's assistant, Sam.
00:17:47Hi.
00:17:48Hey, girl.
00:17:49I can't do this anymore.
00:17:51My cover's blown.
00:17:52Hi, what's going on?
00:17:53What if I just tell him?
00:17:55It's better to confess
00:17:56than being exposed.
00:17:57There might be room
00:17:59for maneuver.
00:18:00That was crazy as fuck.
00:18:01What's wrong with losing it?
00:18:02Yeah, what's this deal?
00:18:03I don't know.
00:18:07You shameless bitch!
00:18:09You fucking liar!
00:18:10Get the fuck out of my office!
00:18:13Let's do this another time.
00:18:22Not him again.
00:18:26Excuse me.
00:18:28You coming in?
00:18:39He smells good.
00:18:42Why is my heart beating so fast?
00:18:55The power will come back on him.
00:18:58He smells good.
00:19:05No.
00:19:06Oh, God.
00:19:13Oh, God.
00:19:19Oh, God.
00:19:46Are you okay?
00:19:51Does he have claustrophobia?
00:19:54Hey, hey, open the door, okay?
00:19:57Don't be afraid.
00:20:02Are you okay, okay?
00:20:04Alex, are you okay?
00:20:06Are you okay?
00:20:07Why don't you spot me and daddy?
00:20:09Your parents have been in a very serious accident, son.
00:20:14Serious accident, son.
00:20:15Accident, son.
00:20:19Hey, hey, are you okay?
00:20:21Don't come near me.
00:20:23Stay back.
00:20:24He's not getting better.
00:20:26Does he have PTSD?
00:20:28Hey, get away from me.
00:20:29Get away from me.
00:20:30Hey.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31Calm down.
00:20:31You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:33Alex, stop that.
00:20:34You're going to hurt yourself.
00:20:36Stop.
00:20:36Get your...
00:20:36Ow!
00:20:39What are you going to do?
00:20:40Give me rabies?
00:20:45Your voice sounds familiar.
00:20:48No.
00:20:49I work for the janitor.
00:20:52Janitor.
00:20:53You should come closer.
00:20:56No, I've got to go.
00:20:59Hey, wait.
00:21:00I just...
00:21:01I want to say thank you.
00:21:19Jamie.
00:21:20Boss, I got some news for you.
00:21:21The girl you went on a date with was not Elsa Smith.
00:21:23It was Lisa from the design team.
00:21:37Daring to threaten Lisa?
00:21:39Oh, you are so dead.
00:21:49Oh, let me get the screen.
00:21:51Hey.
00:21:52This is my favorite key.
00:21:54Is there anything else I can help you with?
00:21:56What's up?
00:21:56Oh, hey.
00:22:08This isn't the girl from Alex's date.
00:22:11She's way too pretty.
00:22:12And her hair is red.
00:22:15Are you Elsa Smith?
00:22:16Uh-huh.
00:22:20What are you doing here?
00:22:21I'm sorry, what?
00:22:22Oh, I know exactly who you are.
00:22:24And if I find out that you're trying to mess this whole thing up with Lisa, oh, you are so
00:22:28dead.
00:22:39Isn't it so pretty?
00:22:41Miss, why are you looking away?
00:22:43You didn't make me cry.
00:22:45You're not worth my tears.
00:22:47Lisa Davis.
00:22:49It was you all along.
00:22:54It was you all along.
00:23:03Hello.
00:23:04Alex.
00:23:05I want you to clear your schedule.
00:23:07You're going to drive me to see an old army.
00:23:09No time.
00:23:10I have a date.
00:23:12A date?
00:23:13A date is more important than me?
00:23:16Yeah.
00:23:17A date.
00:23:19Date?
00:23:20Date.
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:23Okay.
00:23:24All right.
00:23:26Listen, I'll take care of myself.
00:23:27You go do that because you are getting married.
00:23:31And I want a full report of how it goes.
00:23:35You got it.
00:23:36Bye.
00:23:44Alex is definitely a lone wolf.
00:23:46Like, he doesn't ask his family for anything.
00:23:48You know, I actually heard the craziest story.
00:23:51That he was kidnapped by our ex-CEO, Mr. Gray.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:55No way.
00:23:56But it gets even crazier because he took out his own kidnappers, and then he got rid of
00:24:01everybody in the company that was related to Mr. Gray.
00:24:04And I don't mean just fired.
00:24:05I mean, he got a little bit of a man.
00:24:07He's cruel, but brave.
00:24:09I mean, a little hot, but still cruel.
00:24:13I know, do you even remember Steve from HR?
00:24:15Who's that?
00:24:16I know.
00:24:16Me either.
00:24:18One day he was here, the next.
00:24:19Oof.
00:24:20He's gone.
00:24:21He's dead.
00:24:22It's the power of Alex, you know?
00:24:24I just wonder how many bodies we have.
00:24:30Don't come near me.
00:24:31No!
00:24:32No!
00:24:33Now that I know his little secret, am I also going to be one of those dead bodies?
00:24:44I have a proposal for you, Miss Elsa.
00:24:47I thought I made myself pretty clear that I don't want anything to do with you.
00:24:51Hear me out.
00:24:51I just want you to act out the rest of the show for the sake of my grandpa.
00:24:55And for your time, I'll pay you $50,000.
00:24:58$50,000!
00:25:04Sorry to disappoint, but I'm still not interested.
00:25:06My daddy is the governor of Washington, for God's sake.
00:25:09I didn't exactly grow up on a meal stipend.
00:25:14Shit!
00:25:14How can I retract that?
00:25:19What does she mean by this?
00:25:21If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji.
00:25:29If a woman rejects you, but she sends a heart emoji.
00:25:33We need a little more context, boss.
00:25:35What are we talking about?
00:25:36It's just for a friend.
00:25:40That doesn't mean shit.
00:25:41They call it a little butt press, a little butt play, maybe?
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47Why don't I go make a few phone calls and figure it out?
00:25:48How about that?
00:25:49Yeah, all right.
00:25:53I'm a patient man, Lisa Davis.
00:25:56But you'll fall into my trap.
00:26:05God damn it.
00:26:06God damn it.
00:26:17You vowed for it.
00:26:18You gotta pay it back.
00:26:20Shit.
00:26:21Alex, not now.
00:26:22Where can I head from both of them?
00:26:39Who are you?
00:26:40Who are you?
00:26:41Consider some warning.
00:26:43Don't come near her again.
00:26:44That bitch.
00:26:45I mean, that lay out me money.
00:26:48How much?
00:26:49150k plus interest.
00:26:56150.
00:27:00Who's her?
00:27:07I'll raise my compensation to 150k, Miss Elsa.
00:27:10Please reconsider my offer.
00:27:12Three dates.
00:27:13150k.
00:27:14Nothing other than coffee chats or dinner.
00:27:16However, if you break our contract, you will have to pay me back double.
00:27:20This is perfect.
00:27:23It's the exact amount I need.
00:27:27The economy is not doing too hot in Washington these days.
00:27:30Contract is signed.
00:27:32Looking forward to it.
00:27:33Me too.
00:27:35Game on.
00:27:38Time to pay up after jerking me around.
00:27:41Any miles?
00:27:43I'm not available right now.
00:27:51Fine.
00:27:52Give me a minute.
00:27:55Hey.
00:27:56Why did you need me?
00:28:00So here's the thing.
00:28:01We both know each other pretty well, yeah.
00:28:05But there's still some loose ends we could tie up.
00:28:08Uh, what do you want to know?
00:28:14You said you worked at a family firm.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:21What exactly do you guys specialize in?
00:28:27Um, well, we specialize in, uh, feminine products.
00:28:34You wouldn't understand.
00:28:36Huh.
00:28:42Elaborate.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:48Um, everything I'm wearing right now is for my brains.
00:28:51Keep on lying.
00:28:54Why am I here, Alex?
00:28:55You could have called me about this.
00:28:56Right now.
00:28:57I guess it's a big waste of our time, huh?
00:29:00We'll see you around.
00:29:06Did you have 20 miles, for this?
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:13Where the hell are you, girl?
00:29:14Mr. Pratt just scheduled a meeting and happened in like 20 minutes.
00:29:17You better be back before then.
00:29:19What?
00:29:26If I go in there now, he's going to recognize me.
00:29:31Sammy.
00:29:32So, we think it would be a good idea with the flu going around if everybody wore masks during
00:29:37the staff meetings.
00:29:39So, if you feel a little tickle in your throat, you feel a little sicky, pop on a mask.
00:29:44Protect your friends.
00:29:45Thank God for the flu.
00:29:49Where have you been?
00:29:51Why are you so late?
00:29:52Because your parents have been waiting for you.
00:29:54What?
00:29:54What are you talking about?
00:29:55Why does he care where I am?
00:29:57I don't know.
00:29:58Um, Lisa's here, Mr. Brown.
00:30:00So, guys, I have very exciting news.
00:30:03Lisa, from the design team, has made it to the finals of the competition.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08Oh, God.
00:30:09Now, wait a minute.
00:30:11I have even better news.
00:30:13This is the first competition since I took office, so I'll be involved every step of the
00:30:18way, which means, Lisa, you and I will be going to the business meeting together down at
00:30:22the factory to pick out the fabrics.
00:30:26Wow.
00:30:27So exciting.
00:30:29How can I get through an entire day and night with him?
00:30:38Sammy.
00:30:39Hey, boss.
00:30:40Listen, Tompkins is pressing again, and with the bill going through in a couple days, this
00:30:44is just, uh, it's not looking good for us, man.
00:30:47Tompkins, Sammy.
00:30:48What the hell is Tompkins?
00:30:50Tompkins Wyatt, man.
00:30:52The senator, the guy who's trying to get us kicked out of Washington.
00:30:55What's going on with you right now, buddy?
00:30:57Oh, the senator.
00:30:59Sammy, don't worry.
00:31:00Look, I have my ways.
00:31:01Yeah, that's cute, buddy, but listen, I don't think you do, because you just forgot what
00:31:04the senator's name was, so listen, I think it'd be best if you just got that.
00:31:09Hello?
00:31:11Hi.
00:31:11Hello?
00:31:13I need to check on the measurements of this one.
00:31:15It's all right.
00:31:20I need to check on the measurements of this one.
00:31:37I need to check on the measurements.
00:31:38Oh, my God.
00:31:59Are you all right?
00:32:06Crap, is he actually going to do that?
00:32:23Shit!
00:32:24Alex, Alex, Alex, wake up.
00:32:26Fuck, I shouldn't have tried to get that folder.
00:32:28Alex, come on, wake up!
00:32:29Wake up!
00:32:30Help!
00:32:30Somebody help me!
00:32:34Alex, wake up!
00:32:36Wake up!
00:32:37There's something I need to tell you, okay?
00:32:38Please, please wake up.
00:32:46Well, what is it exactly?
00:32:50Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:32:52I'm out of here.
00:32:53You're just going to leave me here with my ankles still hurting?
00:32:57Yeah.
00:33:01Hey, ow, that hurt even more.
00:33:10Jill.
00:33:16I'm sorry.
00:33:19What?
00:33:21For everything.
00:33:36I have to confess something to you.
00:33:40I was at the elevator when you passed out.
00:33:45When I was 18, I stole my dad's car and got into this bad car crash.
00:33:50And I could never drive again.
00:33:53But now I'm driving your car right now.
00:33:56So, what I'm trying to say is you can overcome your fears.
00:34:02So...
00:34:02So...
00:34:02Just stop.
00:34:03Stop.
00:34:04I'm just trying to help you.
00:34:05No, I know, I know, I, like, it's not for you.
00:34:25Are you okay?
00:34:26You can overcome your fears.
00:34:28Stop.
00:34:29Stop.
00:34:30I'm just trying to.
00:34:31It's not for you.
00:34:32It's not for you.
00:34:35It's not for you.
00:34:36How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:34:40How do I apologize to a girl, Sammy?
00:34:44I mean, what do I have to do to make her forget me?
00:34:47Well, I don't know from personal experience, boss, but from what I've heard is you find out their preference and
00:34:52you strike with precision.
00:34:55How do I know what she likes?
00:34:57Oh, well, that's easy.
00:34:58All of our employees fill out a little questionnaire on their first day.
00:35:01It's got their interests, hobbies, you know, stuff they like to do, things like...
00:35:05Sammy, how do you know she's our employee?
00:35:09Did I say our?
00:35:11I think what I said was, uh, are you, you're looking thirsty.
00:35:15Are you ready for that next cup of hot coffee?
00:35:19Coffee, Sammy, hot coffee.
00:35:20I got it, boss.
00:35:21Or you're not hot yet, but you will be when I get that coffee.
00:35:37Maybe he's a little creepy on the head, but somehow he's like a magnet that always pulls me closer.
00:35:47Did you hear?
00:35:48The senator's gonna pass that bill and drive us out of this state.
00:35:51Oh, I heard, but don't worry.
00:35:53I have it on very good authority that the governor's daughter and Alex are dating.
00:35:58So with that layered protection from the governor, no one's gonna touch us.
00:36:02Money and looks.
00:36:04Who's gonna reject that?
00:36:05Wish I was the governor's daughter.
00:36:23Hello, lovely.
00:36:25Hello.
00:36:25How are you?
00:36:26I'm good.
00:36:27Here's your gift.
00:36:30Oh my god.
00:36:31How did you know I left Dalmatians?
00:36:33Oh, that's plenty more surprise to come out.
00:36:37Jesus, stop wriggling, would you?
00:36:39Stop wriggling.
00:36:41What is cooking me?
00:36:49Good welcome to the kitchen.
00:36:51Make yourself comfortable.
00:36:52I'll get started on dinner.
00:36:55My favorite thing to do, cooking and eating with someone I like.
00:37:02Your hair looks different.
00:37:04Same style?
00:37:05A little different.
00:37:07Decided to go brown.
00:37:08It looks lovely.
00:37:10And the dress?
00:37:12Mm-hmm.
00:37:13Looks great on you.
00:37:15All of it was smashing.
00:37:17But how did I get so lucky?
00:37:39I'm free, my love.
00:37:41I'm free, my love.
00:37:51Wow.
00:37:52Oh, yeah.
00:37:53Bon appétit.
00:38:03Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:04Knife to the face.
00:38:05Hey, I made you dinner.
00:38:06Oh, okay.
00:38:07Can you put it in my mouth?
00:38:08Yeah?
00:38:08What do you want me to do?
00:38:09Pork.
00:38:10Pork for pork.
00:38:10Yes, yes.
00:38:11It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:12It's a dungeon, babe.
00:38:18What was that?
00:38:18Marinated in salt?
00:38:19Oh, that was fucking disgusting, babe.
00:38:22I tried it.
00:38:22It wasn't that bad.
00:38:23Oh, it wasn't that bad.
00:38:24You tried it?
00:38:25Well, order takeout, like I said.
00:38:29Go.
00:38:46What?
00:38:47What?
00:38:49Any comments?
00:38:51It's perfect.
00:38:54You know, when I was growing up, my parents always ordered takeout.
00:38:58They were so busy.
00:39:01I don't think I've ever had a home-cooked meal.
00:39:04So, cooking like this is really special.
00:39:08Maybe I could be a personal chef.
00:39:14Weird.
00:39:22Because let me tell you.
00:39:26Wow.
00:39:28One month meat-iversary.
00:39:30That just feels like every day with you is a gift.
00:39:45I don't deserve any of this.
00:39:48I don't deserve any of this.
00:39:49My Cinderella story is over.
00:39:51And I should return where I belong.
00:39:55I have to go.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:39:59Everything he did tonight was for Elsa.
00:40:01I can't pretend to be Elsa anymore.
00:40:07David?
00:40:21Boss.
00:40:22Look, not now.
00:40:24Well, there's something.
00:40:25I'm not in the mood, Sammy.
00:40:26me. Okay. It's just about Lisa's ex-boyfriend, David. What? What about him? Exactly. That's
00:40:39what I thought you were going to say. So I looked more into Lisa's dead and it turns
00:40:42out that the whole cause of it is this guy, David. Yeah, she didn't even spend a dime
00:40:49of the money. And then he just squirts her off to the road like a little rat. What a
00:40:56fucking loser. I do think that girls do like losers, though. I mean, she's been
00:41:05paying his debt up until just now, which makes me think that, I mean, she's probably
00:41:09still kind of likes him. She said, please, that is such shit. I'm sorry, I had to tell
00:41:15you, though, you know. Don't apologize. At least now you know I'm not dating the
00:41:20governor's daughter. But if we still want that bill to disappear into thin air, I have to see him
00:41:28immediately. I'm going to get you to the governor. You're sure? I'm sure, boss.
00:41:38See you later, Lisa. Bye, man. Bye.
00:41:44Look, would I have Lisa? I know you're going to give me a chance to apologize.
00:41:49Are you serious, David? Yes, I'm serious. Take a hint, David. A hint? Yeah.
00:41:54You got any shit in me. Really? Really? Really? Really? You're going back with the
00:42:00direct stuff fast. Bullshit. You still owe me a date. I need you to meet me right now.
00:42:10Who are you hiding from? Did you see somebody? Sorry, not available right now. Be here in
00:42:1810 minutes or pay double. Sue me. Who are you talking to? None of your business. Shut up!
00:42:30So I might have got you something. Oh. Can we see you? Who did you steal this from?
00:42:45I didn't have to steal it from anybody. I won the lottery, that's all. You okay? Yeah,
00:42:50right. Okay. Okay. What are you doing? Look, I'm rich now. Like, I can pay off all the debts
00:43:00that I owe you and we can go back to living our happy lives just like we were meant to.
00:43:06Lisa.
00:43:07Would you marry me, Lisa? Will you marry me?
00:43:14Will you marry me?
00:43:24Delicious. Is this about that guy earlier? Hmm? No. It's not about the guy earlier, David. You can't
00:43:30just come waltzing back into my life and think it's going to work out. It's not. This is me making
00:43:36it
00:43:36up to you now. Okay? I can pay you back tenfold. I'll write a hundredfold if that's what you want.
00:43:41Come on! You know what, David? I used to think you were kind of okay. Oh, kind of. Maybe nice.
00:43:46Yeah. You're just a piece of shit. Excuse me. Stay away from me.
00:43:56There are some interesting people here today. I don't think they're that bad.
00:44:06So, I heard David's back. Yeah, and I am definitely over him. Alex is the new problem.
00:44:13What did he do now? I think I might be in love with him.
00:44:21But he's in love with Elsa Smith. What's the difference? It's still you.
00:44:27No. Elsa is a princess. Lisa is a nobody. Listen, if you need more money or nice clothes
00:44:34to make you feel like a princess, you know I got you. I don't think money is going to solve
00:44:39this issue.
00:44:39Well, you know what? You look gorgeous, and I don't think you need any help. Come on. Let's take some
00:44:45photos.
00:44:45Fine, fine, fine. Okay, okay.
00:45:12So cute. I really like him. I don't think he likes me. He loves you. He loves you.
00:45:16I don't think he likes me. I don't think he likes me. I don't think he likes me.
00:45:21No, he loves you. I don't think he likes me. What's wrong, baby girl?
00:45:25Yeah, you look for the thirsty little stuff. Do you?
00:45:30I'm checking you with me tonight, whether you like it or not.
00:45:32Absolutely not. Jesus. What the heck is going on?
00:45:36Bitch! Hey! Come on, let's go.
00:45:40Help! Help! Help! Help!
00:45:42It's okay. What are you doing here?
00:45:44Wait, I need you to play, please.
00:45:45All these guys. Look, some fucking garbage pail kids. Look at that.
00:45:48Get the fuck out of here unless you want to die.
00:45:50Fucking knife, you coward! Baby, I'm gonna get the police, alright?
00:45:53You fucking asshole!
00:45:56No! No! No!
00:46:11No! No! No! mommy, mommy, mommy!
00:46:16Stop it. I'm stuck.
00:46:19Micha!
00:46:20Arrgh.
00:46:28Alex, he's so annoying, oh my god, he made me run 20 fucking miles, also I'm pretty sure
00:46:36his faint was fake, so you're so annoying, I think about you all the time, do you really
00:46:44think about me all the time?
00:46:53Am I a dreamy?
00:46:56Just drink him a little bit, oh, there's something I need to tell you Alex, I'm not actually Elsa,
00:47:06I'm Lisa, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
00:47:18I know,
00:47:18I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
00:47:31I know,
00:47:31I can't stay right there, uh
00:47:35Hey Sam?
00:47:36Yeah?
00:47:37Serious question
00:47:38Yeah, yeah
00:47:40Do you like me?
00:47:41What?
00:47:43Do you like me?
00:47:45Uh, what do you mean?
00:47:46I just really need you to tell me if you like me, because I just...
00:47:50Well, I just kind of...
00:47:52No.
00:48:08She, uh...
00:48:11She confessed to me for the first time.
00:48:13She stole my first kiss.
00:48:18She confessed to me for the first time.
00:48:20She stole my first kiss.
00:48:24I confess.
00:48:26What are you talking about?
00:48:28She confessed to me the other night.
00:48:31She told me exactly what she was thinking.
00:48:35Go and get your hopes up, boss.
00:48:36We still got the ex-boyfriend, David, in the picture.
00:48:40Who's David?
00:48:42Oh.
00:48:43You're joking, funny.
00:48:45How are you?
00:48:46Any update with the governor's schedule?
00:48:50Um...
00:48:51It's good.
00:48:52I'm gonna put that on your agenda.
00:48:54Uh, very soon.
00:48:56Just not right now.
00:48:58Sammy.
00:49:00Right now.
00:49:06I'm not actually Elsa.
00:49:07I confessed to Alex last night, Elsa.
00:49:10I mean, you were gonna do that sooner or later, so that's good.
00:49:13I also said something I probably shouldn't have.
00:49:16Ugh.
00:49:17Same here.
00:49:17I did something I really shouldn't have done to Sam.
00:49:21We shouldn't have gotten wasted.
00:49:23Yeah, you're right.
00:49:24Today really does suck.
00:49:26We should not have gotten wasted.
00:49:28I did some stupid stuff.
00:49:30So, see you at the bar tonight?
00:49:33I'll see you at lunch.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:34Goodbye.
00:49:36Ugh!
00:49:38You're still allowing me a date.
00:49:40Leave me at the restaurant after work.
00:49:43The contract says Elsa Smith.
00:49:45That has nothing to do with me.
00:49:47You're in too deep.
00:49:49You can't back out now.
00:49:55You can't back out now.
00:49:58Isn't that insane?
00:49:59Like, I literally...
00:50:11Your dress is lovely.
00:50:13Can I ask you a question?
00:50:15How in the world did you get so beautiful?
00:50:18This place is lovely.
00:50:19Yeah, seriously.
00:50:22And we'll have our two glasses of Malbec and some more Marinara.
00:50:26How did you know Malbec's my favorite?
00:50:28Lisa, listen.
00:50:29Listen, your introduction the first day at the office was, I mean, exceptional.
00:50:37Your introduction the first day at the office was, I mean, exceptional.
00:50:41Do you recall?
00:50:42I mean, I've never seen anybody in all my time give detail like that.
00:50:46I was impressed.
00:50:47That's how you knew I liked Dalmatians.
00:50:50Thank you so much.
00:50:53Cheers.
00:50:54Cheers.
00:51:01What is it?
00:51:02Get under the table now.
00:51:04The table?
00:51:05Get under the table.
00:51:06Get under the table.
00:51:12You're literally insane.
00:51:13They can't even make a coffee.
00:51:15What's up, Lisa?
00:51:16Hi, you.
00:51:16Oh, my God.
00:51:17Lisa, hi.
00:51:19My goodness.
00:51:21Are you waiting on somebody?
00:51:23No, I'm just eating alone.
00:51:25Oh, my God.
00:51:26Wow.
00:51:27Will you go grab Greg and tell him that Annie's here, okay?
00:51:30You can stop right away.
00:51:31I'll be right with you guys, okay?
00:51:32I'm so good serious.
00:51:34Oh, my gosh, I love the dress.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:41Yeah, you've got tons of food here.
00:51:44Do you mind if I have a bite?
00:51:45I can feel my blood sugar.
00:51:46I don't think you're going to finish all this, right?
00:51:48No, I'm going to finish lunch.
00:51:49Please eat it, Paul.
00:51:51Your glass is wine.
00:51:53How do we, huh?
00:51:54Long day, long day.
00:51:56Mmm.
00:51:57Mmm.
00:51:58God.
00:51:59Mmm.
00:52:00So I've been meaning to ask you.
00:52:01Okay, you've been acting a little bit funky.
00:52:03Ever since you got back from that business trip with Alex?
00:52:06Are you going to tell me what's up?
00:52:08Is he making you work overtime?
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:11God.
00:52:12God, I knew it.
00:52:13Really?
00:52:13Oh, God.
00:52:14I mean, you said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe yet.
00:52:18But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:23You said he was a little bit cuckoo and I didn't quite believe yet.
00:52:26Seriously, Lisa?
00:52:27But now, I'm starting to slowly understand.
00:52:29Did I say that?
00:52:30You don't remember?
00:52:31Um, you said he was, like, petty and self-obsessed and, like, there was no way he was ever going
00:52:36to be a girl with men.
00:52:37Stop, stop, stop.
00:52:39Um, the person.
00:52:40Oh, let me get it.
00:52:45There you go.
00:52:46Thanks.
00:52:46Mm-hmm.
00:52:47Well, this was delicious.
00:52:49Uh, nope.
00:52:50Yep, they're seating us.
00:52:51All right.
00:52:52See you later.
00:52:52Thank you for this.
00:53:07Everyone, I have an amazing announcement to make.
00:53:10Come on, over.
00:53:11Now, we need to congratulate Lisa because she won first place in the Paris International
00:53:18Designers' Award.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:22Congratulations.
00:53:23You totally knocked it out of the park and I would love to see them try and make.
00:53:27My life has surely changed since I met Alex.
00:53:33Lisa, I'm done playing hide-and-go-seek.
00:53:38I'd like to officially ask you.
00:53:42Would you be my girlfriend?
00:53:44Are you sure about that, Alex?
00:53:48If you accept my humble request.
00:53:51I think you still owe me something.
00:53:53What do I owe you?
00:53:58Yeah!
00:54:09Sam.
00:54:12I feel like I really screwed this one up.
00:54:15I feel like he's never going to talk to me again.
00:54:18What am I doing wrong?
00:54:29Sam.
00:54:34You're not trying to hide from me, are you?
00:54:37No.
00:54:39Good.
00:54:50It's been an hour since we've had lunch.
00:54:53Why hasn't she texted?
00:54:54Was her phone broken?
00:54:56Boss, just relax, alright?
00:54:57She's going to give you a call.
00:54:59Jesus.
00:55:00I do have some good news, though.
00:55:02The governor was so happy with you after the meeting
00:55:04that he is completely convinced that B&G is going to play a pivotal role
00:55:10in Washington's industrial development.
00:55:13Especially after he saw Lisa's award-winning designs.
00:55:16He was just very impressed.
00:55:18Just as I suspected,
00:55:21he's rejected the bill.
00:55:24Mr. Gray is officially out of the picture.
00:55:29Well, I guess we have Lisa to thank.
00:55:31Yeah.
00:55:33And maybe it's a good gesture to bring Lisa out to dinner.
00:55:41Well, I would like to welcome Lisa into our home.
00:55:45And the shiitake mushrooms were flown in,
00:55:48especially from Japan,
00:55:50for our special guest.
00:55:53Lisa, welcome to our home.
00:55:56Forgive me.
00:55:57I just have to say,
00:55:59we've been talking about marriage.
00:56:01What's it going to be?
00:56:04Um, well,
00:56:05I think we were thinking of waiting.
00:56:07No, I...
00:56:07I think we're, uh...
00:56:09I think we're actually ready.
00:56:11No, honey.
00:56:12You're thinking of waiting.
00:56:13Mm-hmm.
00:56:14No, I, uh...
00:56:16I think I'm ready, at least.
00:56:18Which isn't going to be.
00:56:23I have something very important
00:56:26to talk to you about
00:56:27with Alex, Lisa.
00:56:30Alex suffered a severe trauma as a child,
00:56:33and he developed PTSD and claustrophobia.
00:56:37as a result.
00:56:40I won't spare you any of the details.
00:56:42He was six years old,
00:56:43and his parents were out shopping,
00:56:45and Alex decided to play hide-and-seek
00:56:49to make them find him when they returned.
00:56:52And he waited and waited and waited.
00:56:55The most horrible of fates happened.
00:56:59They died in a car accident.
00:57:05They died in a car accident.
00:57:08No!
00:57:09Calm down.
00:57:10You're going to hurt yourself.
00:57:11Hey!
00:57:11Oh, my God!
00:57:11Stop it!
00:57:12You're going to hurt yourself!
00:57:12You can overcome your fears.
00:57:15Stop.
00:57:16Stop.
00:57:17And Alex was in that closet
00:57:19the next day when I found him.
00:57:21He had gone into shock,
00:57:23and he was dehydrated,
00:57:25and we had to rush him to the hospital.
00:57:27When he regained consciousness,
00:57:29I had to explain to him
00:57:32what had happened to his parents.
00:57:34And he never became willing
00:57:36to talk about his feelings.
00:57:37I'm afraid that
00:57:39at some point in time in the future,
00:57:41he may exhibit these symptoms again.
00:57:43I hope that you could cope with that
00:57:46if it were to happen.
00:57:49Yes, Mr. Rowan.
00:57:50I will always take care of him.
00:57:55Hey, I couldn't sleep.
00:57:57I'm outside.
00:57:58Can you meet me?
00:58:00Coming.
00:58:05Grab it.
00:58:06Grab the phone in the back!
00:58:07Don't let go of me!
00:58:09What the hell?
00:58:23I'll give you anything you want.
00:58:38I'll give you anything you want.
00:58:53Where's my mommy and daddy?
00:58:55Did they forget about me?
00:58:57Please, Cooper.
00:58:59Hey, bud.
00:59:01Oh, Alex, come on, buddy.
00:59:02Don't be afraid.
00:59:04Look, you have to conquer your fear.
00:59:06Lisa's your true love, my friend.
00:59:08You can overcome your fears.
00:59:10With her?
00:59:11You no longer feel afraid
00:59:13or desperate
00:59:14or in solitude,
00:59:15so get out there, buddy.
00:59:18Come on, buddy.
00:59:19Go.
00:59:20She needs you.
00:59:28Shut the fuck up!
00:59:29I'll fucking kill you!
00:59:32This fucking guy made it in me!
00:59:33Motherfucker!
00:59:47Lisa, are you okay?
00:59:51You got hit.
00:59:52Are you okay?
00:59:54Come on.
00:59:55Come on.
01:00:00I love you.
01:00:02I love you.
01:00:05Are you okay?
01:00:06I'm okay.
01:00:07I'm okay.
01:00:08I'm okay.
01:00:09I'm okay.
01:00:11I'm okay.
01:00:12I'm okay.
01:00:16I'm okay.
01:00:17My love.
01:00:19Hello, Mr. Brown.
01:00:20Do me a favor.
01:00:22No overtime tonight.
01:00:24We have new products going out in ten days.
01:00:26I have to look over the specs.
01:00:27My love, my love, my love.
01:00:29I missed you at home in ten days.
01:00:30You should always get an hour.
01:00:32We're in the office.
01:00:34Yeah, but no person or place could ever diminish the intensity of my love I have.
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:41We're coming home.
01:00:44Yeah, that's cute.
01:00:47Aw.
01:00:48Bye-bye.
01:00:48Bye-bye.
01:00:48Bye-bye.
01:00:49Bye-bye.
01:00:52Bye-bye.
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