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💞HOT SHORT 💞 My Dad Is Poseidon CineLatino Drama
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30Big-ass sea slug!
00:35Big-ass sea slug!
00:47Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog!
01:03filthy scavengers when lord poseidon ruled the deep you sky rats swore never to breach the
01:10surface poseidon fish food ages ago
01:41sire zeus's people just breached your outer barrier i'm retired don't bring that crap to my door
01:51sire
02:07who the hell broke my new console i'm gonna go deal with that bastard sire you're finally stepping in
02:28go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32my king even poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58what did you do turn me back right now
03:06sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against olympus we beg you
03:11zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by clamadia for years i'm retired i don't waste
03:16breath on crazy people
03:25screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34fight
03:41get your hands off me creep sorry i didn't mean to
03:50wait pointy ears a dryage what's a forest nintz doing here
03:59he's just a regular human a total nerd damn it the aphrodisiants kicking in
04:14you're burning up down here way harder than i pictured i was drugged this whole thing is dylan's sick
04:23set up if i don't mate someone before the timer runs out i die i really need this guy
04:32god damn
04:36you really know how to flip my switch
04:46you really know how to flip my switch
05:07what the hell did you do to me last night
05:12hey i put in a lot of work don't tell me you forgot
05:15leora i know you're in there nowhere left to run
05:20damn it
05:20he tracked me
05:34leora
05:35you're my fiancee you belong with me come home
05:39get away
05:41dylan
05:43as the leader of the satyr you actually drugged me
05:50why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt
05:54you slept with someone
05:56who screwed up my plan
06:01oh so you're the genius who roofed her
06:03newsflash tough guy real men don't need tricks
06:06you talking to the boss like that punk
06:15so you're the loser who ruined everything
06:17you actually fuck this beach bomb shut in
06:27touch him again and you'll regret it
06:29her body's tainted now
06:30but her blood still has value can't push too hard yet
06:35i won't kill him
06:38but you're coming with me laura
06:41babe if you don't want to go i can handle this clown
06:50forget today ever happened
06:52go back to your life
07:06seriously can't i just play my game for once
07:20those assholes are back already
07:21what are you talking about
07:29hey pencil neck i'm dylan's top enforcer
07:32either get the hell out of this water
07:33or kneel and call me daddy
07:36dylan who speak up man my ears are shot
07:38keep acting tough
07:39jacks can stomp boulders to dust
07:42even narius's seafo give him a wide burt
07:57you asked for this
08:11you one-shotted pants top an orcer
08:14who the hell are you
08:26asshole using my divine power to barbecue
08:29hope you die alone and miserable
08:32what are you whining about
08:35nothing
08:35heat's too low
08:36sprinkle this and baste it again
08:44molly gods make heroes with it you season food
08:50huh
08:51tide barrier just got tripped
08:59mommy is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea
09:02is that why he never comes to see me
09:04yeah baby
09:06but he retired recently
09:08we're gonna find him now
09:18i'm badly wounded
09:20i don't have much time
09:22find lily's real father
09:24leave her with him
09:26i just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on mount olympus
09:46there it is
09:54liara's wounded bad
09:56drag them both back to the dylan
09:58lifetime of easy living
10:04what the hell was that
10:06nothing
10:07just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago
10:14you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter
10:19we need you now
10:22so you're my dad
10:23you're actually pretty handsome
10:25this aura
10:27she's got my blood
10:34who did this
10:36don't worry about it
10:37just keep lily safe
10:43mommy
10:44mommy
11:02it's too late boss
11:04her heartbeats fading fast
11:20somebody help me
11:35give me a name
11:36give me a name leora
11:36who did this
11:38i'm going to tear them apart
11:41it was
12:04your father sold you to me
12:06a long time ago
12:07you're my fiance
12:08my property
12:08you filthy whore
12:11spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins
12:29even olympus will bow to me
12:39i got careless
12:42diving near a shipwreck
12:43my fault
12:44shipwreck
12:46those cuts are surgical leora
12:48someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy
12:55stay out of it
12:56boss
12:58soup's ready
13:05if i don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of lily
13:09she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:24jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:30i studied this in grad's time
13:32greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:39try it
13:50these ingredients
13:51where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:26what a lively little snack
14:29gulp you down and my power doubles
14:40i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44i've got a ton of it laying around
14:45this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:58you're safe here liria
15:02we've got a kid together now
15:05i'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or lily
15:10jack
15:11i'm grateful but i
15:12daddy
15:12help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:19lily's in trouble
15:27i'm not tasty
15:28my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:31please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:40devour you
15:42and i might even claim the sea king's throne
16:09i'm not so much
16:15i'm not a big part of this girl
16:15i'm not a big part of this girl
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:58bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:25that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:48the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:23ago
18:29you
18:31Oh, my God!
18:59My liege, have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:05Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes.
19:50Yes, my liege.
20:03My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:43The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:06You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades' ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:16Hades' staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king!
22:20He's real!
22:23Hades!
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out!
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:30One!
22:32Two!
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss!
22:44This bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown!
22:55You're done!
22:56Get out!
22:57In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord, is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:12Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:18Understood.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:32Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dillon wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:58She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dillon's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:44Hand over the kid!
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23No, Mommy!
25:26I'm not leaving you!
25:28No!
25:29No!
25:29Ha ha ha!
25:31Ha ha ha!
25:38Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You... poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog. The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside. Give up!
25:54You've gone too far. Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded. Poisoned. Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her! Come at me!
26:14Feisty one. Dylan wants you dead. But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face. All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:43Lily! Lily! Run! Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:03Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:15Your hands off her!
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:33Jack...
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05As long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:10Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:29You did?
28:41No!
28:43You killed me though!
28:51No!
28:58You killed me!
28:59You killed me!
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle
31:02don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got
31:28let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:46damn you take a hit well
31:49let's enjoy this body
31:51then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily
31:56even if i die
31:58i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal
32:03you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming
32:06killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:19then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:30you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:53lily's safe
32:54don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:04and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:07refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:10end it fast
33:14you
33:14in our eyes
33:15you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:23jack means more to me than anything
33:25i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekithra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack
35:21stay behind me
35:23with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:27look around
35:27we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple
35:39a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:02but
36:02you
36:04you
36:05you
36:06you
36:06you
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