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Best🎄❄️The Lost Heir- A Christmas Reckoning ENGSUB
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00:04I bet Santa is gonna bring you a hundred gifts.
00:08Wallet!
00:09Hey!
00:10Now!
00:15That's it?
00:18I have my son with me.
00:28Look, Dad!
00:30Santa's on his way home.
00:31We gotta get back.
00:32But I wanna buy something for you.
00:36For me?
00:37Come on!
00:38Alright.
00:40How much?
00:41Five bucks.
00:47One...
00:49Two...
00:51This actually looks like five bucks to me.
00:53Sure.
01:00Merry Christmas, Daddy!
01:05Best gift ever got.
01:16Dad!
01:17Dad!
01:25Silly!
01:26Help!
01:29Daddy?
01:32Daddy?
01:36I made Christmas cookies.
01:41Remember?
01:43Whoever finds the nut, gets a Christmas wish.
01:48Is that so?
01:50Mr. Moore.
01:54I wanted to update you.
01:57The bullet.
01:59It shattered your spine.
02:03What does that mean?
02:05It means...
02:07Your dad can't walk anymore.
02:09I'm sorry.
02:19I heard what the doctor said.
02:23Maybe I can find someone who can help you get better.
02:39My dad's hurt.
02:43My dad's hurt.
02:44Excuse me?
02:45My dad's in the hospital.
02:47Can you help him?
02:49Somebody has to help my dad!
02:51My dad's hurt.
02:58What?
03:02Troy?
03:04Troy?
03:05Troy?
03:10Yes!
03:10Betty, don't be sad.
03:12I'm going to find someone who can fix you.
03:15Don't worry.
03:16I'll be back before dinner.
03:17Love, Troy!
03:23Troy?
03:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:25Troy!
03:35Troy!
03:36Troy!
03:37Troy!
03:37Troy, where are you?
03:41No.
03:47I promised him.
03:49I'd always protect him.
03:58I know tonight will be a celebration of our incredible breakthrough, but my primary directive,
04:03and the only thing that will ever matter to me, is finding my son.
04:08I know, sir.
04:09And we will never stop searching.
04:17Good morning.
04:19Twenty years ago, I was paralyzed from a gunshot and told I would never walk again.
04:26Today, I stand before you because of a breakthrough in Titan's neural technology.
04:31State-of-the-art electrodes in my brain and along my spine.
04:37I'm living proof that it works.
04:39The patent was authored by one of Titan's brightest engineers, Sabrina Cross.
04:44And I'll be traveling to our Minnesota branch to thank her in person at the company Christmas party.
04:49And deliver her a bonus check for $10 million.
04:53אפ.
04:56registers.
05:10Careful...
05:15Battery's worth more than your salary.
05:17Well, not after I get my half of that patent bonus the CEO is awarding you.
05:23Babe, you know that award is mine.
05:26You are just a glorified janitor.
05:30What?
05:32It's my invention I gave it to you.
05:34And, Trey, babe, I came up with like 90% of it.
05:40You were just there for the grunt work.
05:44Okay, I sketched the blueprint on my kitchen table.
05:48And I filed the patent.
05:53We're partners.
05:54We're going to be married soon.
05:57What's yours is mine, right?
06:02We're partners.
06:04We're going to be married soon.
06:06What's yours is mine, right?
06:09Yeah, yeah, sure.
06:11Maybe I'm just remembering it wrong.
06:15Babe, you okay?
06:17I just, I designed that patent.
06:19Like, I remember the wires, the diagrams.
06:21You think you remember.
06:23You're just confused.
06:25I mean, you were hit by a car 20 years ago.
06:28And ever since then...
06:32I mean, you didn't even remember who your parents were.
06:34That's why the hospital had to give you to an orphanage.
06:37Since we're on the subject of weddings,
06:41I know that you haven't officially proposed yet,
06:45but I found the most beautiful wedding dress,
06:49and it was only $10,000.
06:51Dollars.
06:53Yeah.
06:57Oh, do you want me to send it to you?
06:59Oh, you're so sweet.
07:04Oh, thanks, babe.
07:11Well, I should probably get back to work.
07:13Okay.
07:25Pathetic half-wit.
07:27As soon as I get that $10 million award,
07:30you'll be useless to me.
07:34Boss, I received a blood sample
07:36from the underdog blood bank yesterday.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:39I tested it, and the results just came in.
07:41It appears to be Troy.
07:43You sure?
07:44That's what it says.
07:47A blood bank.
07:50My son is selling his blood?
07:51How can that be?
07:52I don't know, but that's not all.
07:54The blood sample came from the same city
07:56that Sabrina Cross filed her neuropatent in.
07:58That's the city we're going to today.
07:59Could it be?
08:03They said your brain still works,
08:06just not your legs.
08:09So I do this.
08:14If we could trick your body into thinking
08:18it's not broken,
08:20you could walk again, right?
08:24Right.
08:27Yes.
08:28It must be him.
08:30You know, he said he was going to find a way to fix me.
08:32Well, he did it.
08:34He's got to be there.
08:35Grace, get the plane ready.
08:36Come on.
08:37I'm going to find him and bring him home.
08:45Sir, as you know, the inventor of the technology,
08:48Sabrina Cross, works out of our Minneapolis office.
08:50I am now being informed that her longtime boyfriend
08:53works there as well.
08:53Okay.
08:54What's his name?
08:55Troy Parker.
08:56Now, do not get your hopes up.
08:59There have been many people that have used this name,
09:01but rest assured that our team is investigating
09:03this individual as we speak.
09:05Keep going, man.
09:11Wait.
09:12Wait.
09:13Stop the car.
09:16Enjoy.
09:18Interested in buying cookies?
09:20They're all homemade by me.
09:21Well, they look delicious.
09:26Titan.
09:27You work for Titan?
09:29Why are you selling cookies?
09:31Well, I'm saving up for my wedding.
09:32I love my fiancee and I love cookies,
09:34so why not try to make a little extra cash?
09:36Well, I like that.
09:37I like that initiative.
09:39You know, you remind me a lot of my son.
09:41He would have been about your age.
09:42Probably about to start a family team.
09:48Specialty.
09:49Oh, thank you.
09:52Mmm, smells like Christmas.
09:54Seek a recipe, you find a surprise in the center,
09:57and make a wish.
09:58Why does that watch look so familiar?
10:02Why does that watch look so familiar?
10:05Something wrong?
10:06Uh, no, it's just your watch.
10:08It reminds me of something.
10:09Oh, that was a Christmas present.
10:12Right.
10:18Merry Christmas, kid.
10:20Me too.
10:21You too.
10:37Wait, sir!
10:38This is way too much money!
10:42Such a nice man.
10:44But now I have to give this back to him.
10:50Hello?
10:50Hey, Troy.
10:51You need to get back to their office.
10:53Sabrina's getting her reward
10:54during the company Christmas party.
10:56Oh, shit, I forgot.
10:57I'm proposing to her tonight.
10:59I'll be right there.
11:07Remember, whoever finds the nut
11:09gets a Christmas wish.
11:17Oh?
11:18Sir?
11:20Wait, wait, wait.
11:20Stop, stop.
11:21It might be him.
11:22Oh, who?
11:23I think that's Troy.
11:24I think that's Troy.
11:24Your son?
11:25Yes.
11:26What?
11:27Troy?
11:33Troy!
11:37Troy!
11:41You saw his badge.
11:42He works at Titan.
11:43All the employees will be
11:44at the Christmas party tonight.
11:46I'll look into it.
11:47Troy!
11:49What's up, man?
11:51Today's a big day.
11:52You ready?
11:53Yeah, no, I was born ready.
11:58She's the genius behind
12:00the spinal bridge.
12:01A $10 million bonus.
12:03Can you imagine that?
12:13That's her girlfriend.
12:15I've marked her.
12:15Hmm.
12:18After tonight,
12:18everyone will know
12:19that Sabrina and I
12:20are getting married.
12:23Grace, look.
12:24He's here.
12:25Miss Troy.
12:29Good evening, everyone.
12:31And Merry Christmas.
12:34I'd just like to start
12:35by saying
12:37everything I've achieved
12:39is thanks to
12:40one incredible person.
12:42She means me.
12:43And tonight,
12:45I would like to honor him
12:47in the best way
12:48I know possible.
12:49I am here
12:51to propose
12:53to my partner,
12:56my champion,
12:59Mr. Josh Dalton.
13:10Yes!
13:11A thousand times yes!
13:16I gave her everything.
13:18And she gave my ring
13:19to someone else.
13:24She said we'd always be together.
13:26She said she loved me.
13:27Josh and I
13:28are getting married
13:29on New Year's Eve.
13:36Can you believe it?
13:37The nephew
13:37of the plan manager
13:38and the star engineer.
13:40Can you think
13:41of a better matchup
13:41than that?
13:42No, this is a mistake!
13:44She's supposed to marry me!
13:46Mistake?
13:48You're the only mistake
13:50I see here.
13:51You think a janitor
13:52can marry
13:53a biomedical engineer?
13:55Mopping floors
13:56doesn't make you
13:56husband material.
13:58It makes you a loser.
13:59It's true.
14:01I don't believe you.
14:03I need to hear
14:04from Sabrina.
14:13We talked about this.
14:17Forever.
14:18You and me.
14:19Remember?
14:20This
14:21is just a misunderstanding,
14:23right?
14:28I was never
14:29going to marry
14:30you stupid
14:31moron.
14:37Boss,
14:38we don't know
14:38he's your son yet.
14:40I can't stand here
14:41and let them talk
14:41to him like that.
14:42We're still checking
14:43on his identity.
14:44Three minutes, Grace.
14:45Get me those results
14:46or there's going to be
14:47all hell to pay.
14:48Yes, sir.
14:49Troy,
14:49look at you.
14:50You are a
14:52penniless,
14:53worthless,
14:55motherless
14:55orphan.
14:57You're no better
14:57than a stray dog.
14:59I never even
15:00slightly wanted
15:01to be with you.
15:02In fact,
15:03the only purpose
15:04you had was
15:04when you spent
15:05money on me.
15:06Other than that,
15:08you make me sick.
15:09You heard her, Troy.
15:12Stop begging for attention
15:13on my son's big day.
15:16Did you
15:17actually think
15:18a janitor
15:19can marry
15:19or a biomedical engineer?
15:21Mopping floors
15:22does not make you
15:23husband material.
15:24It makes you
15:25a loser.
15:27I don't understand
15:29that.
15:29You're a maintenance
15:30worker.
15:31You're just
15:32obsessed with me.
15:34You're delusional.
15:36Hey, Troy,
15:37I think there's
15:37a clogged toilet
15:38in the men's bathroom.
15:41My daughter's
15:42been kind to you,
15:43but enough
15:44is enough.
15:45You're broke.
15:46You're never
15:47going to be
15:48anything more.
15:50Who even
15:51is this guy?
15:52Someone I pity.
15:53I gave you
15:54everything.
15:56I worked overtime.
15:57I gave you
15:58my savings,
15:59my patent.
16:00You really
16:01thought she loved you?
16:03She leveled up,
16:04sweetie.
16:05You were just
16:07a speed hump.
16:11I believed in you.
16:13In us.
16:14more than you
16:16believed wrong.
16:18I never loved
16:20you, Troy.
16:21I used you.
16:23How could she?
16:24One second, sir.
16:28I never loved
16:29you, Troy.
16:30I used you.
16:32I guess I should
16:34be thanking you
16:36for finally showing
16:38me who you really
16:38are.
16:39Well, look at
16:41this.
16:42Pretty tough for a
16:43lowly fix-it,
16:44boy.
16:45I'm not afraid
16:46of you.
16:46No.
16:52How about
16:53now, huh?
16:56You really
16:57thought you
16:58mattered to her.
17:00That's adorable.
17:01I mattered
17:02more than you
17:03ever will.
17:04Really?
17:05Then why are you
17:06on the ground
17:07while she just
17:09stands there
17:09watching you?
17:10Huh?
17:18Give me the bat.
17:22You ever heard
17:22of rib crack?
17:23Sounds like
17:24popcorn.
17:25Yummy.
17:26Give me the gun,
17:26Grace.
17:27We don't know
17:28that he's your
17:28son yet.
17:29I've got to stop
17:30him, even if he
17:30isn't my boy.
17:33Ah, gotcha.
17:36But this isn't
17:37for me.
17:38I want her to have
17:39the honors.
17:42Hmm.
17:44There's something.
17:49I'll just keep
17:50back.
17:51He is your son.
17:57Don't you dare
17:58touch him.
18:03Don't you dare
18:04touch him.
18:08Back off.
18:09Both of you.
18:14It's okay.
18:20Old man, you know
18:22who I am?
18:23Oh, I know
18:23exactly who you
18:24are.
18:25A coward.
18:26That hides
18:27behind money,
18:28titles, and women.
18:32You like to hit
18:33people that can't
18:33hit back.
18:34That ends
18:35tonight.
18:37You okay?
18:39Yeah, you just
18:41shot a bat out
18:42of her hand.
18:43She's lucky I
18:43didn't aim for
18:44her teeth.
18:45What are you?
18:46Some kind of hero?
18:49I know a villain
18:50when I see one.
18:52News flash.
18:54Grandpa.
18:55This isn't a
18:56fairy tale.
18:57Nobody's rooting for
18:58the geezer with the
18:58gun.
18:59Touch Troy again.
19:01This time I won't
19:02miss.
19:07You're insane.
19:09Somebody call the
19:09cops, have this guy
19:10arrested.
19:12You're insane.
19:14somebody call the
19:15cops, have this guy
19:15arrested.
19:16Look, I don't know
19:17who you are, but you
19:18need to go now.
19:21Troy.
19:23Ross, remember what the
19:24trauma surgeon said.
19:26We have to be absolutely
19:27certain that he's not
19:28going to get sent to
19:29shock.
19:31I'm just a guy who
19:32doesn't tolerate bullies,
19:34and I'm not leaving you
19:36with them.
19:36You coming here with the
19:37gun doesn't fix anything,
19:38it just makes it worse.
19:39Well, it's too late for
19:41that.
19:42You just threatened us in
19:44front of a hundred
19:45witnesses.
19:46Good luck walking away
19:47from this.
19:48You want to talk about
19:49damage?
19:50You used Troy.
19:52Strung him along like a
19:53damn ATM.
19:54When we had nothing left,
19:56you kicked him to the
19:57curb like garbage.
19:59He offered.
20:02I said thank you.
20:05You're just a shameless
20:07little money grubber.
20:08And you brought a loaded
20:09gun to a Christmas
20:11office party.
20:12I wouldn't be talking.
20:15Everyone in this room
20:16knows the truth.
20:17That spinal tech, the
20:19breakthrough, you didn't
20:21hurt it.
20:21You stole it.
20:29Everyone in this room
20:31knows the truth.
20:32That spinal tech, the
20:34breakthrough, you didn't
20:36hurt it.
20:37You stole it.
20:38If we could trick your
20:39body into thinking it's
20:41not broken, you could
20:43walk again, right?
20:45That bonus, that's only
20:47because Troy gave you
20:48his patent.
20:49I didn't steal anything.
20:51I earned everything I
20:53have.
20:54You wouldn't know
20:55earned if it slapped
20:56you in the face.
20:57Oh, boo-hoo.
20:59Cry harder.
20:59Maybe HR will care.
21:01You're not going to see
21:02a dime of that bonus.
21:03Titan doesn't pay out
21:04for fraud.
21:07Okay, Boomer.
21:09You want a war?
21:10Let's fucking go.
21:11We just picked a fight
21:12with the wrong
21:13goddamn family.
21:16You think I'm afraid of
21:17some little bootleg trust fund
21:20thug?
21:20Stop.
21:21Please.
21:22You don't know these
21:23people who bury you.
21:24You just need to go now.
21:26I'm not walking away from
21:27this.
21:28You got a death wish or
21:29something?
21:30I'm going to report her to
21:31the board of ethics.
21:32Your reputation will never
21:33recover.
21:35You think reporting
21:35Sabrina's going to matter?
21:37Sorry, sweetie.
21:38I could have both
21:39of your asses fired
21:40before Santa's fat
21:42fucking ass goes down
21:43the chimney.
21:43How about that?
21:44You already took
21:44everything from me.
21:46There's not much
21:47left to lose.
21:48What, are you
21:48bulletproof too,
21:49tough guy?
21:50You're the one
21:50who looks scared.
21:52That's why you're
21:52threatening me
21:53instead of denying it.
21:56Oh, yeah?
22:02That's not the only thing
22:03I'm going to break
22:03tonight.
22:05That's enough.
22:07You are going to look
22:08Troy in the eye and
22:09apologize.
22:10And you are going to
22:12get on your knees and
22:14beg for his forgiveness.
22:16Are you insane?
22:22You think that's funny?
22:24Her?
22:25Grovel to him?
22:27The only one that's
22:28going to be begging
22:29are the two of you.
22:31Whose kneecaps do you
22:31want to bust first?
22:32The dust bag?
22:33Or the douche bag?
22:35All right, boys.
22:38I wouldn't do that
22:39if I were you.
22:41You lay a finger on
22:42either of us and you
22:43will regret it.
22:44I promise you that.
22:45God, listen to him.
22:47Is this what a
22:48midlife crisis looks like?
22:49Waving a gun around
22:51like a geriatric Rambo
22:52who misplaced his
22:53Viagra?
22:56What's your plan here, Troy?
22:58Cry your way into a
22:59promotion?
22:59Maybe get a sympathy
23:00plaque in the break room?
23:02You should be ashamed
23:03of yourself.
23:04A grown man
23:05threatening children.
23:06Children.
23:08She's a vulture and he is.
23:10He's a snake in a suit.
23:11What the hell's going on
23:12here?
23:13Uncle Frank!
23:15Welcome to the party.
23:18You are so fucked,
23:20Gramps.
23:21You just like to fight
23:21with a goddamn
23:22chainsaw.
23:27I got a call saying
23:29there was a
23:29situation.
23:31You must be the
23:32family brain trust.
23:33You must be the guy
23:34who just bought
23:35himself a lawsuit.
23:37You come in here,
23:37you ruin Sabrina's
23:38big night,
23:39and then you assault
23:40my nephew and his
23:41fiance with your
23:42slander.
23:43Is that what they're
23:44calling the truth now?
23:46Oh, are you always
23:47this mouthy?
23:47Or is it just a
23:48side effect of your
23:49early onset dementia?
23:52Cute.
23:53So tell me,
23:54Uncle Frank.
23:55Have Josh and Sabrina
23:56filled you in on what
23:57they did to Troy?
23:58No, I'm sorry.
23:59Did they...
24:00Did they hurt his
24:00feelings?
24:01They stole his
24:02invention.
24:03Use him.
24:04Let him dry.
24:05Welcome to
24:07capitalism,
24:08sunshine.
24:09You want some
24:09credit?
24:10You should buy a
24:11billboard.
24:11I trusted her,
24:12and she took
24:13everything.
24:14Oh, cry me a
24:15river, kid.
24:15That kid has more
24:17integrity in his
24:18little pinky than
24:18your entire family
24:19tree.
24:20You know, it's
24:20interesting because
24:21you're speaking to
24:23me like you don't
24:24know who the fuck
24:24you're talking to.
24:27Another coward in a
24:28suit who acts like
24:29a cat.
24:29I am the
24:30goddamn plant
24:31manager.
24:33Uncle Frank,
24:34just give me two
24:34minutes with this
24:35loser.
24:36I'll make him
24:36wish he never
24:36opened his big
24:37fat mouth.
24:38Try it.
24:39I'll drop you so
24:40hard they'll need
24:40your dental records
24:41to ID you.
24:42You know what?
24:42What are these
24:43two even still
24:44doing here?
24:44Get them out of
24:45here!
24:48So you're sorry, Frank.
24:49I might consider
24:50sparing you.
24:51Oh, you got some
24:52balls.
24:52You come into my
24:53company, you insult
24:55my family, and then
24:56you demand an
24:56apology.
24:57No, not just an
24:59apology.
25:00I want you and your
25:02nephew and his
25:03fiance to beg.
25:05I'm going to take
25:06this little shit
25:07stain over here and
25:07show him the door.
25:09But first, I'm going
25:10to teach him a
25:10lesson.
25:11You touch him, and
25:12you have to come
25:12through all of us.
25:13She's right.
25:14He is one of the
25:15only decent people in
25:16this whole damn
25:17building, and you
25:18know it.
25:18You are all a
25:20bunch of sociopaths.
25:24Ladies and
25:25gentlemen, this is
25:27what we call
25:29insubordination.
25:30And now, it's
25:31gotten you all
25:33fired.
25:34Merry fucking
25:36Christmas!
25:37You can't fire us
25:39for standing up for
25:40one of our workers.
25:42That's so weird,
25:44because I think I
25:46just did.
25:48That was assault.
25:49You just hit him.
25:50And I will hit you
25:51too, you dumb bitch.
25:53And then, I'm going
25:55to come for your
25:55family, your spouses,
25:56and your kids, and
25:58then we will see how
25:59brave each and every
26:00one of you actually
26:01are.
26:02Leave him out of
26:03this.
26:03You don't get an
26:05opinion.
26:06You are a mop boy
26:08with a boner for
26:09pity.
26:10Enough.
26:11You want someone to
26:12hit, Frank?
26:13Try me.
26:14You don't have the
26:15authority for this.
26:16I am the plan
26:18manager, and I
26:19have every
26:20authority.
26:21We're not afraid of
26:22you, Frank.
26:24Here's the thing.
26:25I don't care!
26:26I don't care what you're
26:28afraid of.
26:29You all work for me.
26:31That means I say
26:32who stays, who goes,
26:35and who gets dragged
26:36away, kicking and
26:37screaming.
26:38Wrong.
26:38Without.
26:39I wouldn't say so.
26:40You're no longer the
26:41plan manager, Frank.
26:43And I think somebody's
26:44put a little something in
26:45you're right.
26:46You're terminated.
26:48Effective immediately.
26:50You're terminated.
26:52Effective immediately.
26:53I am in charge.
26:57Oh, would you, would you
26:58like some proof?
27:00Would you have a nice
27:02close look?
27:03Get your readers if you
27:04need to.
27:15You no longer work
27:16here.
27:17You're done.
27:18And you're terminated
27:19by the company.
27:20I built this floor with
27:22my bare hands.
27:22You really think the
27:23board is going to side
27:25with you over me?
27:26Oh, I don't think.
27:27I know.
27:28You're wrong.
27:28And you're delusional.
27:30Care to find out?
27:31Who is it that you
27:33think you are?
27:33The director of
27:35Titan Industries?
27:36Even the director has
27:38to bow to me.
27:39You know what, Uncle
27:40Frank?
27:41These two deserve each
27:42other.
27:42They're both a couple of
27:43nutcases.
27:44Yeah.
27:45I didn't realize delusion
27:47was contagious.
27:49Neither did I.
27:51Escort these plebeians
27:52off the premises, please.
27:54Uh, uh, nope.
27:55They're not going anywhere.
27:59They're not going anywhere.
28:09Probably re-gifted
28:10junk for McLaren's
28:11spin.
28:12If there's a fucking
28:13fruitcake in there,
28:14I'm suing for emotional
28:15damages.
28:16Okay.
28:17You really think we'll
28:17fall for this?
28:18Does anyone know who
28:19this dusty old bag of
28:20bones even is?
28:21Looks like someone
28:22dragged a corpse
28:23out of retirement.
28:25I'll show you who I
28:26really am.
28:27Oh, I would love that.
28:31The three of you
28:32stood your ground
28:34when it mattered.
28:35You protected someone
28:36who had no power,
28:38who couldn't fight back.
28:39People like you
28:40are the backbone of Titan.
28:43And starting today,
28:45your loyalty
28:46will be rewarded.
28:48What kind of presents
28:49could this pauper even
28:50afford?
28:51What, like,
28:51homemade ornaments
28:52from the dollar store?
28:55Well, you'll find out
28:56soon enough.
28:57But let me give you a
28:58hint, it's one you,
29:00Josh, or Frank
29:01have ever given anyone.
29:13What is it?
29:15Open it.
29:20It's a medical voucher?
29:22Full VIP treatment
29:24at Vanguard Medical
29:25around-the-clock
29:26specialist for your
29:27husband's condition?
29:30That place is, like,
29:31ten thousand dollars
29:32an hour.
29:33This can't be real.
29:35It is.
29:36Call the number.
29:37They're expecting you.
29:39No way.
29:40No freaking way.
29:44It's for your daughter.
29:47It's an offer letter
29:48for an entry-level
29:49position at Titan.
29:51Annual salary?
29:52One million dollars?
29:54Guaranteed?
29:56She's 22.
29:58She just graduated.
30:00That's not possible.
30:02Sure it is.
30:03The right person's
30:04watching.
30:14Wait.
30:17Wait, is this a house
30:20nearby Lucas and Sasha's school?
30:23You shouldn't have to choose
30:24between work and being a father,
30:26so now you'll be about
30:27five minutes away.
30:30No, he's bluffing.
30:31There's no way that these are real.
30:33Some kind of PR stunt,
30:35isn't it?
30:37Who the hell does this guy
30:38think he is?
30:40For those of you
30:41who stood up for Troy,
30:42congratulations.
30:44You've all been promoted.
30:47You're not serious.
30:49You can't just waltz in here
30:51and reorganize the whole
30:52org chart.
30:53Can't I?
30:54You thought I was a pauper.
30:56A nobody.
30:57And now I'm going to show you
30:59who I really am.
31:00There's no way
31:01that these presents
31:02are real.
31:03He's not some
31:04billionaire philanthropist.
31:07He must be an actor.
31:09Troy probably hired him
31:10off of Craigslist.
31:11Well, that wouldn't surprise me.
31:13Were all the mall Santa rules filled?
31:15I'm sure all of these presents
31:17are worthless.
31:18They're just file folders
31:19with fancy bows.
31:22You think you can walk in here,
31:24disrespect my uncle,
31:25threaten my family?
31:27I ought to break your bones
31:29and toss you out myself.
31:31You can try.
31:32Really?
31:37Just be prepared
31:38for the consequences.
31:41I ought to break your bones
31:43and toss you out myself.
31:45You can try.
31:46Just be prepared
31:47for the consequences.
31:50What the?
31:56Consequences?
31:58You're talking like you're
31:59on some special mission
32:00from the North Pole.
32:03We're on to you.
32:05I bet you're just off
32:06on a day pass
32:07from the fucking crazy farm.
32:09You got nothing,
32:10Looney Tunes.
32:11No title,
32:12no position,
32:13no power.
32:15Titles,
32:16Josh?
32:18I don't need titles.
32:20Power doesn't come from
32:21badges or fancy offices.
32:23It comes from the people
32:25who believe in you.
32:26The person you are.
32:29Gross.
32:31Nice speech,
32:33Santa.
32:34It's time to send you back
32:35to the retirement home.
32:38Daddy!
32:40Finally.
32:41What the hell
32:42is going on here?
32:51This lunatic
32:52walked in
32:53and started making
32:54some crazy claims.
32:57He tried to fire
32:58Uncle Frank,
32:59started passing out
33:01fake gifts,
33:02and then
33:02declared himself
33:04King of Titan
33:05or something.
33:07Yeah,
33:07I don't know
33:07if he's a saboteur
33:08or a con man,
33:09but he's been wandering
33:10around aimlessly
33:11like he owns the place.
33:13I think he might be
33:14somewhere.
33:15Okay,
33:15he stood up for Troy.
33:17For all of us.
33:18He's no con man.
33:19Exactly.
33:20He's the only person
33:21in this whole damn building
33:22that gives a damn
33:23about us.
33:25Is this true?
33:26Yes.
33:27You know,
33:27he protected people
33:28for years
33:28that you've ignored.
33:30I don't know
33:30who he is,
33:31but,
33:32you know,
33:32I trust him more than
33:33anyone in this entire building.
33:36You should take him
33:37to the storage room.
33:38Find out who he really is.
33:42Escort him out.
33:43Let's find out who he is.
33:45Start with the lie detector.
33:47And if that doesn't work,
33:49we'll do it the old-fashioned way.
33:52No.
33:53You can't do that.
33:54It's okay, Grace.
33:55Let him.
33:56Enjoy your last few moments
33:57of feeling like a big shot.
33:59You're seriously delusional.
34:01No.
34:02Just patient.
34:04Let's see how smug he is
34:06once Daddy's goons
34:07are done with him.
34:11No.
34:12Wait.
34:12Stop.
34:13Don't take him.
34:13Easy there, mob boy.
34:17Yeah.
34:18Why don't you, uh,
34:20let the big boys handle this, huh?
34:23You don't understand.
34:24He's not the enemy.
34:25You are.
34:28You want to play kingmaker
34:29in my company?
34:31You better prove
34:32you can wear the crown.
34:37Oh, look who's all alone now.
34:40No more Secret Santa
34:41to save your sorry ass.
34:43You should have just
34:44kept your mouth shut.
34:45Now,
34:46we're going to lose everything.
34:48You already took
34:49everything from me.
34:51No, sweetie.
34:53That was just an appetizer.
34:55Who else is feeling
34:57festive?
35:05This is Grace Holloway.
35:06Activate Steel Protocol.
35:09Now.
35:13Let's see how festive
35:14they feel
35:15when Mr. Steel shows up.
35:21Ah, let's start simple.
35:23Name.
35:25Logan Moore.
35:31That's funny.
35:33Try again.
35:35Logan Moore.
35:39So you're Logan Moore.
35:42You must be
35:43THE
35:43Logan Moore.
35:44I can show you my ID,
35:46but I'm guessing
35:47that won't help either.
35:48Right.
35:49Because the president
35:50of Titan Industries
35:51doesn't just walk
35:52randomly
35:53into the Minneapolis office
35:56on Christmas Eve
35:58and start handing out gifts
35:59like he's Santa Claus.
36:02Maybe he does.
36:07You're cute.
36:10Occupation.
36:12Founder and CEO
36:13Titan Industries.
36:21This machine's broken.
36:23Recalibrated.
36:24It's functioning.
36:25No anomalies.
36:27Well, that's bullshit.
36:28Because there's no way
36:29he can be the CEO.
36:31I mean,
36:32I've met the board.
36:33I've seen all the photos.
36:35You've seen stock images.
36:37I don't do photo ops.
36:40Well,
36:41I'll tell you what.
36:44I'm so sure
36:45you're not Logan Moore
36:47that if it turns out
36:48that you are,
36:49I'll get a tattoo
36:52of your fucking goofy face
36:54on my ass.
36:57Well, make sure
36:57you get my good side
36:59because I want the board
37:00to recognize me
37:01when we bend you over.
37:03You're full of it.
37:05Run the test again.
37:06Ask me anything you want.
37:09What's your net worth?
37:1316.4 billion.
37:16Give or take.
37:17Last time I checked.
37:19Boss,
37:20he's not lying.
37:21Heck,
37:22that machine
37:23is fucking broken.
37:24Where you are in
37:25way over your head.
37:27Enough games.
37:30If you are
37:31who you say you are,
37:32then why show up like this?
37:33Disguised.
37:34Hidden.
37:35Because power commands
37:37attention wherever it goes.
37:39But character,
37:40that shows up
37:41when no one is looking.
37:42That sounds great
37:43for a fortune cookie.
37:47Get the tools.
37:57Jesus.
38:00Like I said,
38:02character shows up
38:03when no one is looking.
38:04What do you want us
38:05to start with?
38:06Hey,
38:07it's Christmas.
38:09Let's start with
38:10his jingle bells.
38:12Oh,
38:13look at him squirm
38:14like a rat
38:15on the break room trap.
38:18So noble.
38:20St. Troy.
38:22Never let off
38:24the nice list.
38:25Here's a little secret,
38:26St. Troy.
38:28Being naughty
38:29is way more fun.
38:34You guys ever wondered
38:35what happens
38:36when you
38:37overload a power strip?
38:39That was
38:40I have to do with it.
38:41Oh!
38:52Are you serious?
38:54We just got Houdini'd
38:55by a janitor?
38:56Ah.
38:58You can talk now
38:59or wait till you're drooling.
39:01Your choice.
39:04Fucking good.
39:05Mm-hmm.
39:06You can talk now
39:07or wait till you're drooling.
39:10Your choice.
39:11Are you sure
39:12you want to do this?
39:13It might be tough
39:14to explain to the board
39:15when they find out
39:16you gave a root canal
39:17to their boss.
39:17If I were you,
39:18I'd be worried more
39:19if I had good
39:20dental insurance.
39:24Get your fucking
39:25hands off him!
39:27You
39:28shouldn't be here!
39:29Neither should he.
39:30Not like this.
39:31He's just trying
39:32to protect me.
39:33If you're gonna hurt someone,
39:34it should be me.
39:36Troy,
39:36what are you doing?
39:38This all started
39:38because I opened my mouth.
39:40I stood up.
39:41I won't let them
39:42punish you for it.
39:43Really?
39:45Put him in the
39:46fucking jet.
39:56Looks like Christmas
39:57came early this year.
39:59Finally got answers now.
40:02Maybe even a confession.
40:04Let's begin.
40:06Which one first?
40:07A janitor first.
40:09If he screams loud enough,
40:11maybe moneybags will talk.
40:13Open wide.
40:16Open wide.
40:18You are gonna regret this.
40:20Stand down!
40:29Unstrap them now.
40:31And who the hell are you?
40:33He's the man that makes
40:34all the problems go away
40:35for Mr. Moore.
40:36Head cross.
40:38Your services
40:39are all that needed.
40:41Unauthorized interrogation,
40:42torture,
40:44dereliction.
40:45Shall I go on?
40:46I wish you would.
40:48But you can't do that.
40:51I already did.
40:54Sir.
40:55Sorry for my delay.
40:58When I know you,
41:00you only answer
41:01to one person.
41:03The CEO.
41:06Yeah.
41:09No.
41:10No.
41:11No.
41:13That's the real Logan Moore.
41:14The real one.
41:15That guy.
41:17I don't know anymore.
41:19I mean,
41:19he beat the line detector.
41:22That's impossible.
41:23The real Logan Moore
41:24never shows his face.
41:26And yet,
41:27here I am.
41:30No.
41:31I'm sorry.
41:32No,
41:32this doesn't add up.
41:33Exactly.
41:35Logan Moore is a ghost.
41:36A myth.
41:37He hasn't shown his face
41:38publicly in years.
41:40Not in board meetings,
41:41not in earning callings,
41:43nothing.
41:44And now he just
41:45shows up in Minnesota
41:47on Christmas Eve.
41:49It has to be a con.
41:51I mean,
41:52somehow he's playing
41:52this long game.
41:53I mean,
41:54he hacked the line detector.
41:57Right off this guy,
41:59Mr. Steele.
42:00Hell,
42:01Mr. Steele's probably
42:02even in on it.
42:05Careful.
42:07You think I'm afraid
42:09of your fixer act?
42:12I'm supposed to believe
42:14that the real
42:14Logan Moore
42:15just walked in
42:17off the fucking street
42:19and let himself
42:21be tied up
42:21and tortured.
42:22For who?
42:24For the snowbody.
42:26Or maybe
42:28it's a coup.
42:30Maybe the real
42:31Logan Moore
42:32is out of the picture.
42:34Dead.
42:34Missing.
42:35Who knows?
42:36And this guy
42:37is here to take
42:38his identity.
42:41If
42:41you are the real
42:43Logan Moore,
42:44then prove it.
42:46And not to us.
42:47To this fancy machine.
42:49To everybody.
42:50To the board.
42:52The investors.
42:54To the press.
42:55The Christmas banquet.
42:57Tonight.
42:59We show your face.
43:00And if people believe you,
43:03maybe,
43:04maybe
43:06we'll believe you too.
43:09Then I guess
43:10I'll see you
43:10under the mistletoe.
43:12I can't really show you.
43:23So,
43:24what's the deal?
43:25Is this idiot
43:26the ghost of billionaires
43:28passed or what?
43:33Just give me five minutes
43:34alone with this asshole
43:35and I'll prove he's full of it.
43:40Hey, boss man!
43:42How about a little Christmas wager?
43:47I don't gamble
43:48with schoolyard bullies.
43:49Ah, come on.
43:51It's just a little
43:52friendly competition
43:53is all?
43:54You really think
43:54you have the
43:55spirit of giving?
43:58Then prove it.
44:01Whoever brought
44:02the best holiday gifts
44:04wins.
44:05Loser
44:06kneels.
44:07We'll throw some begging
44:08in there too
44:08while we're at it.
44:10Don't do it.
44:12He'll work
44:12the whole thing.
44:14Grace,
44:15bring him in.
44:20Bring in the gifts.
44:32Oh look!
44:34Santa's clearance rack.
44:37Did the Salvation Army
44:39have a fire sale
44:40or what?
44:50Ladies and gentlemen.
44:54Behold!
45:02Are we certain
45:03this is the moment?
45:04Logan Moore
45:05thinks he's Steve Jobs
45:06in a Santa suit.
45:08At midnight,
45:09he'll be out.
45:11Titan
45:11is ours.
45:13And the vote?
45:14Three of you
45:15are already
45:16on board
45:16with the plan.
45:17I'll have the fourth
45:18within an hour.
45:20We initiate
45:21takeover
45:21tonight.
45:26Merry fucking
45:27Christmas,
45:28slogan.
45:35one of a kind.
45:36Retail price?
45:37Don't ask unless
45:38your name rhymes
45:38with schmuck
45:39lazos.
45:43Second one.
45:45Imported from Milan,
45:46custom stitching,
45:47heated seats,
45:48and ego boosts
45:49included.
45:50And for the finale,
45:54a weekend escape for two.
45:56private jet,
45:57private jet,
45:58aspen,
45:59all-inclusive chalet.
46:04Boom!
46:07Top that shit,
46:09man.
46:14My turn.
46:17My turn.
46:20My turn.
46:23Twelve bundles
46:24for the twelve days
46:25of Christmas.
46:26$100,000 each.
46:28That's $1.2 million
46:30in cash.
46:36That's like real money!
46:38Like,
46:39actual actual.
46:41It's like,
46:43oh,
46:44I have to sit down.
46:46Consider it a holiday bonus
46:48for Titan employees.
46:54Merry Christmas.
47:01Adoration of the Magi.
47:03Leonardo da Vinci.
47:05Private mail.
47:06Auctioned off
47:07for $7.5 million.
47:13You...
47:15You...
47:16Bought Jesus?
47:18Looks that way.
47:21Okay,
47:21we get...
47:22your lawyer.
47:24Would you win
47:24the lottery or something?
47:26And gift three.
47:30A $15.2 million
47:32Manhattan penthouse.
47:34Oh, my God.
47:36No way!
47:38It's insane.
47:40Deeds inside.
47:41Address,
47:421225 Lafayette Street,
47:44Manhattan.
47:49So,
47:51you're going to be here
47:52while you're there?
47:55While you're there?
47:57It's really good.
47:59He's the CEO of Titan.
48:02I can't live soap.
48:05You are so fucked!
48:09Mr. Moore...
48:11Mr. Moore...
48:11This was just all a huge misunderstanding.
48:18That's...
48:18That's right.
48:19It was...
48:19It was just a joke.
48:21A dumb joke.
48:23We weren't actually really being serious.
48:27But didn't you call all these garbage...
48:30What was it you called with them?
48:32Salvation Army Joe?
48:35You want gifts?
48:38Yeah, you.
48:41Right.
48:46This would have been your wedding gift.
48:47One of a kind.
48:50Priceless.
48:51Just like you pretended to be.
49:01Wait.
49:03Wedding gift?
49:04What is it about Troy
49:06that's so special to Logan Moore?
49:10Whatever it is,
49:11I need to get back at his good graces.
49:16Troy...
49:17Please, let's just forget
49:19all this ever happened.
49:23Let's just get married.
49:24Marry you?
49:31I wouldn't even pay your cab fare.
49:41Well done.
49:44According to our bet,
49:47shouldn't you be on your knees
49:48right now?
49:52I don't say it was a draw,
49:53you know?
49:54A little friendly competition.
49:58Nothing personal.
49:59Right?
50:01Nobody backs out
50:02on the bet with me.
50:03Especially some jackhole.
50:05You.
50:11My, my, my, my.
50:13Is that a child's watch?
50:15Now, ladies and gentlemen,
50:17the wristwear of a fraud.
50:22It's not even a Casio!
50:24Thing looks like he came from a fucking gumball machine.
50:28Is there a, is there an alarm that reminds you when it's nap time?
50:33Wait, are ulcers gifts fake?
50:35Probably. I mean, only a popper wears a Fisher Price to a party.
50:46How much?
50:47Five bucks.
50:49Five bucks.
50:53Merry Christmas, Daddy.
50:55Why does that watch look so familiar?
50:58Come on, Logan.
50:59You walk in here with bespoke suits and billionaire bravado, but this?
51:04This thing?
51:05What, did you run out of Rolexes in your vault?
51:07This watch is worth more to me than a million dollar timepiece you might have.
51:11I'm sure it is.
51:12My son gave me this.
51:14The money he earned on Christmas Eve.
51:18There's nothing on this earth I treasure more than this.
51:22So I guess we found your kryptonite.
51:27So I guess we found your kryptonite.
51:31Hey!
51:31Hey boy, it's okay.
51:32They really crossed the line now.
51:36What do you mean?
51:37Well, the CEO of NextGen laughed at that watch and managers went wrong.
51:43Logan backed out of the deal, shorted their stock, then bought all their patents in a bankruptcy proceeding.
51:50Hey!
51:51How about iPod?
51:53No, seriously.
51:54How much do you want?
51:56Five dollars?
51:57Ten?
51:59You can't afford it.
52:00What?
52:02Is your Happy Meal toy too valuable for us?
52:08Give it back Josh, or I'll destroy everything you love.
52:13Your name, your family, your legacy.
52:17What are you gonna do if I smash it?
52:22I'll make you wish I only killed you.
52:28Two, three, four, three, four, five, six, seven, five, 7, six, seven, seven, 12, seven, six, seven, eight, N996
52:47What's wrong?
52:49Are you gonna cry?
52:54You
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