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00:00:06you sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never
00:00:11let anything happen to you it's showtime
00:00:26ladies and gentlemen are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic
00:00:35oh my god it's him it's the master of magic the greatest magician of all time you young lady
00:00:42let's see your true self now I'm going to need a little help by my lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58and now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorten what the hell
00:01:11how are they doing that and now for my final volunteer
00:01:19the most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23you sure about this he's dangerous but I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35and who the hell are you get these fuckers out of my way now Barry here is a billionaire
00:01:40casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49are you ready to show them who you truly are
00:01:53you insult me in public you know who I am I can meet you disappear
00:01:58okay well we won't test Barry so we're gonna test this hotel instead
00:02:10what do you think you're doing we're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27the police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30you know
00:02:32kill him
00:02:37now for my final trick
00:03:02what are you looking at me for
00:03:03get him
00:03:20what are you looking at me for
00:03:34I'm gonna be looking at my
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with in the orphanage.
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Albra.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:32Okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh, you know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still
00:06:13got to come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You want to play, you don't want to pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again, hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52Disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick him.
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:51Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20Why didn't you cry?
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Great.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, I'm not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:41Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability.
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington.
00:14:17Daniel has been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir.
00:14:20He nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel.
00:14:25Is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker?
00:14:30Or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you
00:14:58can keep your job.
00:15:0015 seconds?
00:15:00That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But sir, he-
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around
00:15:53here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:17:02The gladiatorship I've opened up is real in 5, 4, 3, 1.
00:17:02Oh, absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I could do that.
00:17:12I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No!
00:17:20No, no, no, you, you clearly switched out the deck
00:17:22while Brie was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, it's got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop goggling at those cards
00:17:38and let's get to work, come on!
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Well, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:10It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:33I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm the show's producer, and if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins, you keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins, your contract is terminated.
00:19:33Then you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:38Oh, Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace at first leave.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His vestric is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:37Richard Kin's latest sensation, Matt Van Buren.
00:20:54Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Van Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe the floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle?
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water, the magicians must turn their water into wine in
00:21:30a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Van Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up dust shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop boy, but leave this with
00:22:33the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:09You're really gonna put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21It'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:28They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay?
00:23:36He knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:18I'm good.
00:25:22No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet, and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then, first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:10He's finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13You're the latest star of the show!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:14All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think.
00:27:47Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:21You're...
00:28:24You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm gonna need some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:00could you come here?
00:29:03Oh!
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You gotta be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:17Ah.
00:29:18That's so...
00:29:20You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope
00:29:26that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day,
00:29:35you experience your reality
00:29:36through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses?
00:29:43What?
00:29:46Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:54You'll miss it.
00:30:08That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change
00:30:13the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington.
00:30:16I told you,
00:30:16you shouldn't have put
00:30:17that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:19You should have
00:30:20respected my ranking.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I think
00:30:23there's something else
00:30:24going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize,
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete
00:30:28my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater's mine!
00:30:33Without one final piece
00:30:35of equipment,
00:30:36which would be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's going to shatter
00:30:55that glass
00:30:56all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14That's amazing.
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Oh, great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29Whoa!
00:31:30Whoa!
00:31:30Whoa!
00:31:31Whoa!
00:31:33Whoa!
00:31:34Whoa!
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate
00:31:37wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Very good.
00:31:39I can't believe
00:31:40I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person
00:31:42I've ever seen
00:31:42do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:54How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges,
00:32:04what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know
00:32:06how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well,
00:32:16in the case of a tie,
00:32:17we turn back
00:32:18to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier
00:32:23you know how Matthew
00:32:24did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in
00:32:30edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan
00:32:36spun the iron,
00:32:37ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40and giving it
00:32:41the earthy flavors
00:32:42of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:47correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel
00:32:54do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins
00:33:04our first round!
00:33:14I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done,
00:33:25young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have
00:33:28accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:38He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way
00:33:41an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much
00:33:43level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45Okay,
00:33:45he probably
00:33:46blackmailed the judges
00:33:47or something.
00:33:49How could you
00:33:50let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us
00:33:52with your performance.
00:33:53How was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was going to do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real
00:34:05magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out
00:34:14my A-team.
00:34:17B-bust-a-lead.
00:34:20Kate
00:34:21Farlow!
00:34:29Miss Farlow.
00:34:31Thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's...
00:34:34That's Kate Farlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM
00:34:36world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual
00:34:39six-star magician.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:42Who's ready
00:34:42for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round
00:34:47is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun
00:34:51in the first round?
00:34:52But now
00:34:52watch an Axel Pro.
00:34:55A real magician
00:34:55doesn't need to bribe
00:34:57the judges
00:34:57or cause some
00:34:58fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie.
00:35:10Always nice to see
00:35:10a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think
00:35:20I brought in
00:35:20Miss Farlow
00:35:21just for her rank.
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was
00:35:27the protégé
00:35:28of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me
00:35:33everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember
00:35:36training her.
00:35:38You were trained
00:35:40by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't
00:35:42just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized
00:35:44that she was better
00:35:45than him.
00:35:46That's why he
00:35:46disappeared.
00:35:47That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true.
00:35:54So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody
00:35:56who's better
00:35:57than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie,
00:36:02shut up.
00:36:04Miss Farlow,
00:36:06it is an honor
00:36:08to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could
00:36:13say the same,
00:36:14but honestly,
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even
00:36:17trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter
00:36:22my teacher's
00:36:23old records
00:36:24and publicly
00:36:25declare myself
00:36:26the new
00:36:27Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:35this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first.
00:36:38It is all about
00:36:39quick change magic,
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times
00:36:43as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by
00:36:49the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think
00:36:57you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change
00:36:58every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way
00:37:00you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell,
00:37:07there's not a magic
00:37:08technique in my
00:37:09world that would
00:37:09make that trick
00:37:10possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic
00:37:12would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one
00:37:14of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:17the Master of Magic's
00:37:19record?
00:37:20Who here would like
00:37:22to see me break
00:37:22the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:40two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh, my God,
00:37:44her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break
00:37:49the record?
00:37:49You're about to break
00:37:50the record?
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly a new
00:38:03Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just
00:38:07did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything
00:38:09like it.
00:38:10The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed to do
00:38:13something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it
00:38:15from the Master of Magic.
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it
00:38:18if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:21figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:26you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:30nine or ten changes,
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:35Well,
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want
00:38:39to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:45Come on, Sophie,
00:38:47there has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay,
00:38:48you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about!
00:38:50I can't do that!
00:38:52No one can do that!
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl
00:38:55with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:57anything about magic!
00:38:59Can't you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake!
00:39:01Are you going to come out here
00:39:02and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready
00:39:05for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new
00:39:08Master of Magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try,
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray
00:39:38your boss
00:39:39right in front of him.
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship
00:39:43of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put
00:39:45your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing
00:39:48about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them,
00:40:00Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, what?
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Marie,
00:40:17if you trust me.
00:40:22And with the Kensington team
00:40:24giving up,
00:40:24the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team
00:40:31sold you to do
00:40:31their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:36what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel,
00:40:42you're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:51just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree has
00:40:57a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel,
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:11Your time starts
00:41:15now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35Is he doing magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's
00:41:40your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:42to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree,
00:41:54you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend
00:41:58is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:01Seriously,
00:42:02get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Are you doing anything, bro?
00:42:12You embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted
00:42:14my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing,
00:42:24isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast,
00:42:28but in moments like these,
00:42:29it's like time
00:42:31stands still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't
00:42:39the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's trying now.
00:42:53I'll blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call
00:43:09that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:23It's written, right?
00:43:2476.
00:43:27What the fuck?
00:43:28What the fuck?
00:43:37How did he do that?
00:43:41I don't believe it.
00:43:42What the fuck?
00:43:53I don't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:03but not for the master of magic.
00:44:05Wait, is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used, showmanship, the transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend,
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh my god!
00:44:32I knew it! I knew it!
00:44:36Oh god.
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I speak for all three judges to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:58Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:07Please, please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me? You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic,
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:55Here. Down payment to show you I'm serious. So what do you say? Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition, didn't I? Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right, of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do you think of your offer?
00:46:30Now, why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time. After all the abuse you heaped on him
00:47:15earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking! Right? Guys? You're gonna stay with us, right? Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us. We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:28Yeah! The three of you, your actions were a disgrace. Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment? Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't. First of all, I don't like that.
00:47:46You know, I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:00I know, I see it! That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen! Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here? Go, go, go! We have to go here!
00:48:15So, you're really him?
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you. If, um, if you want to
00:48:27stay,
00:48:28I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance. But, uh, whether you stay or leave,
00:48:35it's, well, it's completely your decision. So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:49:13Daniel! quero ver! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:49:34same the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42what mattered the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57so when you stop being the master of magic eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your
00:50:06guilt take that away you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we want an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way you have to be here somewhere
00:50:45your friends ah well that sounds awful
00:51:24i know
00:51:28eric told me to find you
00:51:32well you knew we'd be good together
00:51:38so are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again
00:51:56this looks way worse than when we were kids now you see why i was so desperate to get the
00:52:01money
00:52:15what happened to this orphanage good business that's what happened
00:52:29this is barry carnegie he owns the orphanage you're supposed to be in jail ah so you recognize me
00:52:36silly boy jail and laws are only for the poor i was out in two years and i've already taken
00:52:43back my casino
00:52:45as well as this place it's mine i bought it and i've been using it for child labor to squeeze
00:52:51every
00:52:52dime out of it and funnel it into my casino you're a monster yeah if i'm such a monster why
00:52:58don't you buy the
00:52:59orphanage from me huh oh you can't because you're poor and pathetic see this watch this is worth more
00:53:08than the whole place so you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the out
00:53:15i'm gonna get it well babe you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow because that's when
00:53:20the dozers
00:53:21start up who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino
00:53:27you can't be serious what about the children miss anderson what's he talking about are we gonna lose our home
00:53:35yeah you are but listen you can stay at my hotel ten grand a night you got that kind of
00:53:46money kid
00:53:48i didn't think so
00:53:51let's go
00:53:53pay your once millions for this place i mean how am i gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow
00:53:59at noon
00:54:02you'll have your money oh yeah where are you gonna get it tonight the diamond nebula casino will have
00:54:12its biggest influx of cash in over a year i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars i'm gonna rob your
00:54:43i'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory eric
00:54:50oh i see richard got the three links to try to steal the money
00:54:53of top burglars in the world lily system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02alisa who cracked the kremlin's most secure vault three times anna vita who can seduce anyone with a
00:55:11pulse they're good almost as good as me fortunately i can use that to my advantage
00:55:29so i gather you three are here to rob the diamond nebula vault as well
00:55:39i'm just who you think you are idiot man with a dead fish and tell her why she shouldn't gut
00:55:44you
00:55:44right now like a mule deer maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit and then
00:55:50snip
00:55:50his manhood off we don't need a knife i'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up
00:55:58so
00:55:58ladies please let's make a deal
00:56:07see if i can help you i take a share of it if i can't i take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that well this is vegas he's probably just some lucky trickster give us a moment
00:56:31there's nobody here maybe he could be our father i like it he's clearly eating over his
00:56:37it's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in we could double cross him easy
00:56:43all right we'll let you help us and we'll even let you in all the cash
00:56:49but you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55i'm listening
00:56:58you see that cart of a deadener boy clear it out bring us the chips you have five minutes
00:57:05do that and we will know that you can be a part of his heist look at him this man
00:57:11child doesn't know
00:57:11the first thing about picking a pocket first you're going to need a key you got that a key and
00:57:18then
00:57:20why aren't you writing system honey you should give up now you're a little house kitten dealing with apex
00:57:31predators
00:57:32okay
00:57:35he is stupider than i thought he's going in the wrong direction completely unaware of his environment
00:57:41hopeless this whole thing is a waste of time let's just get rid of him
00:57:48what's he gonna drink during a hast oh i'm so nervous i need a drink with water he's only going
00:57:54to slow us down look at him
00:58:01oh are you serious jeez
00:58:03i am a klutz and a half i am so sorry here let me just let me help you just
00:58:09wipe
00:58:09no no get off of me man it's a garbage sorry yeah garbage just
00:58:15he tried a little bump and snatch he could grab the keys he's miserable failure i've seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot and you blew it like the same thief you are now you can go
00:58:33you blew your chance to work with the best in the world guy best in the world huh
00:58:40well then maybe you can tell me how i did this
00:58:55impossible he never even opens a chip card who is this guy could he be the one playing us
00:59:02how how did he do that is this enough proof for you ladies those chips did not come from the
00:59:12card no one is that girl he probably already hit them on his sleeve that makes sense he's treating
00:59:19this like some little magic show it is clearly an amateur which is good we wouldn't want to double
00:59:24cross the girl he's the perfect don't let's see all right they'll let you help us but don't get in
00:59:32our way
00:59:35deal
00:59:38okay let's get back to the pen shall we cuatro cinco seis i count six guards at the vault all
00:59:46six
00:59:46slovakian mercenaries sworn to protect that vault with their lives this is child's place easier than
00:59:54roping a legless meal it's time for a distraction when i walk past those guards they won't be able to
01:00:01take their eyes off your plan is broken what did you just say i said your plan is broken do
01:00:11you
01:00:11realize how ignorant you sound evita seduced presidents kings ceos bishops and that perfume
01:00:19that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what i thought finally something makes it to that neanderthal school of
01:00:34and watch a professional look look idiot watch her sway
01:00:42it is already starting to hurt
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in south america she took him for all he was worth
01:01:01and before that is a hitler monocle so how exactly is her plan broken you'll see for yourself in three
01:01:10two
01:01:12oh my god oh my god
01:01:22oh that scent i get the disease
01:01:25halt get back to your post what are you doing damn it the perfume does not work on dimit it's
01:01:36fine
01:01:36i almost got them away from the vault and that stupid captain means i would try again any real work
01:01:41they do not have time we need a new distraction now
01:01:49what's in him when he goes to destroy the guards they will catch we'll kill two birds with one stone
01:01:57you go
01:02:00aye aye aye these vortexes on our beach can even try to be sneaky
01:02:03i mean just look at how he walked right up to us earlier exactly he'll get arrested and that will
01:02:08be the
01:02:08distraction that he needs this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight i almost
01:02:14feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid he's walking right past the guards maybe he's leaving realizing it was too
01:02:30hard for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now is he serious my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:41it's hard to let go but to save the orphans
01:02:45i'd do anything he's not even using zindu slot machines he's gambling with the old ones how is
01:02:51going to be a distraction huh how this is really good we have to go in he can't even distract
01:02:58the
01:02:58guards he's not even smart enough to be a ball guard my bedroom is ready i'm going back no wait
01:03:05i want to see him fail then
01:03:21no way
01:03:26oh my gosh amazing on your first try jackpot how did he do that oh my goodness he probably just
01:03:34got
01:03:34lucky this is that's not the real distraction
01:03:48the slot machines are paying
01:03:58count eleven all security personality four
01:04:03that's impossible why did sam hilders happen
01:04:05is he more than an amateur ladies are we getting played by him
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look right when we need him to take the fall he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31the same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us don't think i want that little smoky here taking peace out of you if
01:04:42you
01:04:42try to double cross us did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:04:50hot blazes how did that happen
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic
01:05:12that exploits him in our league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time
01:05:17it is time for the professionals to work
01:05:23alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at the bank of london
01:05:29the new york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:33just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and the biometric id reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe
01:05:43yeah me fortunately that one thief lost me six years ago
01:05:52is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:03one down three to go
01:06:10intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15alisa you triggered the door alarm we have to make it stop just give me a minute we don't have
01:06:20a minute
01:06:20how did you disarm it last time because it was you who cracked the safe right somebody shoved him
01:06:26eleven well i'm just saying you taught us before so no problem
01:06:30stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy
01:06:34five four three two
01:06:42three two
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it sure you did how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an
01:06:55ibv
01:06:56international vault you should have stolen vault's blueprints beforehand like i did uh give me another
01:07:03second ladies we don't have another second hold on i'll give it a shot you don't really think you can
01:07:10be
01:07:10fester than me i am the one who cracks the safe not you stop distracting her this is a job
01:07:16for the
01:07:16pros alisa you got this no she doesn't what are you talking about she won't get it open the place
01:07:22where she's drilling it won't work you do not know what you're talking about you are nothing and you are
01:07:32nobody
01:07:33got it she won't get it open go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door look the guards almost
01:07:52here i can help i'm fine idiot i almost found it alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and then
01:08:04say that we
01:08:05stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours try not to screw up what i already started don't worry we'll be inside the vault in a
01:08:16matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault he's drunk he's
01:08:29been
01:08:29drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now well if you'd stop talking and listen you'd hear the
01:08:33magnets sliding around inside all security personnel we have code nine at the vault thumbs up tickle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00how the hell impossible who are you are we in over our heads ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20oh damn there's got to be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot dream i
01:09:26am finally going
01:09:27to buy the mention of the kiss vnc
01:09:42what do you think you're doing just taking my share you think you are so smart did you really
01:09:51think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:07the
01:10:07recording all of us except for you you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:13you were just our fault that is what happens when you try to run this city girls enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim we got it it's safe for you to come in
01:10:29this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here come on ladies we can't stand around pack up
01:10:39who's this oh no one a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him we had
01:10:45him take the fall he was easy almost a little too easy it's like he wanted us to set him
01:10:50up
01:10:52sorry buddy but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks i'll remember that next time
01:11:00hey wait wait i know that voice who who are you you know exactly who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads do you have any idea who you messed with i want to be petty safe
01:11:17hey uh calm down mr kim he is a nobody he's he's not a nobody he's richard tranquilo
01:11:24no he's just our patsy we had him in our web the entire time it wasn't in your web you
01:11:30were in his
01:11:30you fools please please don't do this let us go relax richard i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms oh thank you because i already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you what kind of idiots are you all you think you can just waltz in
01:12:00here
01:12:01steal my stash no not here not on my turf oh jesus the three links huh kgb annie oakley and
01:12:15penelope
01:12:15cruz the world's best cat burglars my pink ass and that's richard kim isn't it the geriatric
01:12:25huckster from the cretaceous period trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic
01:12:30competition and you that mask i know you you're the son of a that got me put away for two
01:12:43years
01:12:43well too bad it didn't stick huh but as i recall i did kill your brother
01:12:50i put him down like a dog i should have put you down that night too
01:12:56tell you what we're gonna finish that job right now
01:13:06well i knew it you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23i'm probably thinking i didn't see how he did that and you know why he didn't
01:13:28he blinked get him
01:13:35sweet you guys brought flowers
01:13:53freeze
01:14:01that's enough
01:14:09what how did you do that
01:14:12lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want
01:14:20to make
01:14:20their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:25live many
01:14:26years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united
01:14:38united states not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42just who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic
01:15:17you
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors of the same glass windows and the library
01:15:29we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:43mommy daddy let's get ice cream before the show yeah ice cream
01:15:47you read my mind you're like a little magician okay i guess i'll see you next week always looking
01:15:52forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:17charity angie
01:16:20you
01:16:20you
01:16:27you
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