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Dog Park - Season 1 - Episode 06: Dog's Breakfast
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00:00Last time on Dog Park.
00:02Where is it, Beattie?
00:03Hi, Peattie!
00:05You took Beattie to work.
00:06You love dogs.
00:07You have a dog, and now you're marrying a human dog.
00:09Sam is prone to doubt about her own feelings.
00:12Thank you, Marty.
00:13You are my best boy.
00:16I want you to bury him in the park under the tree.
00:19Good night, Rowan.
00:32Elyar and his colleague Eleanor Assani are working on software for the ELT
00:37and on how that even bigger telescope up the road can be run from the same control room as the
00:42VLT.
00:44Eleanor says they can't wait to see what this new mega telescope will do.
00:50ELT is going to be a revolution.
00:55Hey!
00:56Hi!
00:58How was it?
00:59Oh my gosh!
01:00Did you bring Beattie?
01:02It's just so not like Australians.
01:03At all.
01:04I mean, they're so polite and nice.
01:06Medicated, probably.
01:08Dad, it's refreshing.
01:10Oh!
01:10And the coffee there sucks, though.
01:12Like, sucks.
01:13I always have coffee here, for sure.
01:15You know, there's one time this guy kept letting me go in front of him.
01:18I'm surprised.
01:28Well, I've been looking around with some kind feeling some kind of sensation.
01:33And you know, I can feel it all inside.
01:38I don't care what you're developing.
01:40I don't care to see what your singing here.
01:42Don't you know I will be dying
01:46To be by your side
01:50Oh, don't go down
01:55Oh, my God. Dad, you brought all my favourite things.
02:03Oh, maybe one or two. Not on purpose, though.
02:10So, uh, what's on the cards today?
02:13Just a whole lot of sleeping?
02:15No, I slept on the plane.
02:19Do you want to come to the park?
02:23What?
02:24Nothing.
02:26Well, no, it's just Sam and Steve's champagne breakfast, it's all.
02:29You've literally turned into Mum.
02:31Okay.
02:33Not literally, obviously.
02:37I'll come.
02:38Really?
02:39Huh?
02:39Do you hear that? She's coming.
02:41She said yes!
02:46We'll wait.
02:49Are you in Mum's venue?
02:51Huh? No.
03:08Welcome to a, uh, dog's breakfast.
03:11You know what?
03:12Who's going to do it?
03:13Yeah, you are.
03:14Who's going to do it?
03:15Yeah.
03:15What do I have to lose?
03:16Who's going to do it?
03:17Jonah's going to quit his job.
03:18Oh, that is excellent news.
03:21Bit of bubbly.
03:21Oh, yes.
03:22For a dog's breakfast.
03:24There's OJ too.
03:26Oh, good cook.
03:26Not Simpson.
03:27Oh.
03:28Jonah's going to quit his job.
03:29Oh.
03:30Well, that's no good, Jonah.
03:31No, no, it's good, Steve-o.
03:33Oh.
03:33It's good, Jonah.
03:36Did you see the landing site?
03:38I'm not sure, but I think I saw Ryan Gosling.
03:40You're 80% sure.
03:41Show me your hands.
03:41If they're blue, you've made contact.
03:44Is she back early?
03:46No, she's back to us.
03:47Yeah, well, we left it up to her, but, you know,
03:48we're just waiting to hear the real reason.
03:50She probably just missed you.
03:54Are you coming to the wedding?
03:55Oh, God, no.
03:56I mean, I'm not actually invited anyway, so.
03:58Oh, shame.
03:59I might know someone who could get you in.
04:00No, no, honestly, I've got to pop into work and stuff.
04:02Sorry.
04:03Dad.
04:04Dad.
04:05Pamela thinks I have adrenal fatigue.
04:08Yeah, that's not a thing.
04:09It is a thing.
04:10No, no, it's really not a thing.
04:11Hey.
04:12Top up for the blushing bride.
04:14Oh, please stop calling me that.
04:15Well.
04:17How are you?
04:18Oh, yeah.
04:19Well, you look, um, very ready.
04:23I'll probably change before the ceremony.
04:25Right, okay, yeah.
04:27Roland thinks he's not invited to the wedding.
04:29Oh, no, no, no, no, honestly, I really don't want to...
04:31I don't want to...
04:39Attention, everyone.
04:40Do you want me to...
04:42Oh, thank you.
04:43Yeah, thanks.
04:43Thank you for coming to our dog's breakfast.
04:46Uh, I wasn't going to make a speech.
04:50Give?
04:51Give a speech.
04:53Uh, but I'll just say a few words to warm up for the big one tonight.
04:57Um, I really just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for accepting me into the
05:03divers.
05:04I feel like I belong, truly, which, you know, wasn't always the case.
05:10Sam.
05:14And I'll cover this later, obviously, but you are my daylight and moonlight.
05:23I love your, your smile, your eyes, your, uh, personality.
05:31Um, I love how you love our baby Muppet.
05:34And I know you love him more than you love me, which is understandable and I'm fine with,
05:39as long as I'm in your pack.
05:41And I don't mean your backpack.
05:46Dog pack.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Um, seriously, though, Sam, you're amazing.
05:51Your mind is mind-blowing.
05:55Your work, I don't pretend to know anything about bridges, but I know what they do.
06:02They join two sides of a valley or a river.
06:08They bring things together.
06:10And our love is like that bridge.
06:13And all of you are the traffic.
06:20Might just tighten that up a bit for tonight's, um, speech.
06:25Ah.
06:26Anyway, to Sam.
06:28To Sam.
06:32That was great.
06:33That was great, buddy.
06:33Yeah?
06:34That was really good.
06:34Oh, thank you so much.
06:35I'll see you at the, um, tonight.
06:36Well done.
06:37Yeah, it's divas, not divers.
06:39What's a diva?
06:40Doesn't matter.
06:41I've got to work on it.
06:43Great speech.
06:44One of the greats.
06:45Oh, fantastic.
06:46All right, well, I'm off.
06:47The I's and the T's aren't going to dot and cross themselves, so...
06:49Right.
06:50Have you left them long enough?
06:51Uh, um, sorry, I just need to talk to you quickly about their seating chart.
06:53Sure.
06:54My cousin just texted me and, um, thanks.
06:56Dan, always didn't hear a thing.
06:58So, I wonder if it's time to invite Roland back into the group chat.
07:04That's a bigger conversation.
07:06Oh, it seems like a simple yes or no.
07:10How's, um, life without Marty?
07:15Sad and quiet.
07:17Breathable air, though, I guess.
07:19Sorry.
07:19Just a few.
07:21So, um, can I just ask, Pamela Lea doesn't have a dog.
07:28Oh, she does.
07:30She doesn't.
07:32She does.
07:33She does.
07:34Why would she come to a dog park if she didn't have to?
07:38Roland, I've met some unobservant people in my time.
07:43She doesn't.
07:43But you take the cake.
07:46It's a dog cake.
07:48Pamela Lea is by herself.
07:50She had no one in the whole city.
07:53And she always came to the park and she'd ask people if she could pat their dogs.
07:58And actually, it was Emma who noticed her the first time trying to make contact.
08:02And she kept coming.
08:04And she's been with us ever since.
08:06Hey, of course you can come to the wedding.
08:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
08:09I don't want to.
08:10I mean, I don't.
08:11It's not.
08:11I'm just not the wedding type.
08:12Come on, you can have Emma's seat.
08:15That's weird, isn't it?
08:16Is that weird?
08:17It's slightly confronting.
08:18On the plus side, you could be sitting next to me.
08:21Huh?
08:23Yeah, sure.
08:23Great.
08:24Yay!
08:24Yeah.
08:25Yay!
08:26Yay.
08:26I've got to get to work, so I'll...
08:28Okay.
08:28See you there, Mrs. Steve.
08:29Yeah.
08:30Oh.
08:31Yep.
08:31See you soon.
08:32Woo.
08:32Take that.
08:33Bye.
08:34Bye, Beatty.
08:36I'm coming to work.
08:38Well, you don't have to do that.
08:39Stay at home with your pecking.
08:41Ew.
08:41Don't do that.
08:47So what are we getting Sam and Steve?
08:49What for?
08:51The wedding present, Dad.
08:54Oh, no.
08:55Do I have to?
08:55I don't have to.
08:56Do I?
08:58My gosh, who raised me?
09:01Right.
09:01I guess I did.
09:04So people just come in here, sit down, and say,
09:06how if I need a job?
09:08Yeah, pretty much.
09:10And then you say, uh-uh, I think you'd be a good plumber.
09:14Yeah.
09:14And that's exactly how I sound.
09:16Do it on me.
09:20Serious?
09:22Great.
09:22At last.
09:23She needs my help.
09:24Yes.
09:25Okay.
09:26Um, okay.
09:29What sort of work are you interested in?
09:32Anything that pays.
09:34Don't say that in an interview.
09:35Definitely don't say that.
09:36Um, and so, uh, do you have any qualifications?
09:39No, not yet.
09:41But I'm going to uni next year.
09:44Oh.
09:45Can I just, sorry.
09:47Can you just say that to Mum?
09:49Okay.
09:50Hi, Mum.
09:51I'm gonna go to uni next year.
09:54Okay, thanks.
09:56But how would I know I'm doing the right thing?
09:59Oh, well, you don't.
10:03Dad, you suck at this.
10:07No, I mean, well, you've got time.
10:10I mean, if you get it wrong, who cares?
10:12You can just try something else.
10:15I mean, look at your mum.
10:16She's in her 40s and she's completely reinventing her life,
10:19which is so great.
10:22All you can really do is think about
10:23what's important to you right now.
10:25How you want to spend your time on this earth.
10:30Gosh.
10:31You don't say that to them, do you?
10:32Yeah, I do.
10:33And then I say, why don't you write your own gravestone?
10:40God, you're being serious.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Yeah, I say, what would it say on your grave?
10:46Dad, what's wrong with you?
10:47Well, try it.
10:48Imagine you've had the most perfect life.
10:50No, seriously, Dad.
10:52What's wrong with you?
10:55Nothing.
10:58I mean, are you okay?
11:02You know.
11:04Oh, I mean, nothing's wrong.
11:10I suppose I, I guess I've just been in a really, really long, bad mood.
11:24And now?
11:30Hey, sorry, sir.
11:31Roland, am I interrupting?
11:35You're doing the gravestone thing?
11:37You know it.
11:39Ah, thanks for the lend.
11:41Oh.
11:42It really came through.
11:44Glad to hear it.
11:45Cheers.
11:48Good luck.
11:50I should go get ready.
11:53Pukius, go.
11:55Come on.
11:56Looks like she wants to stay.
11:58Thanks a lot, Trader.
12:00Bye.
12:01I'll see you at home.
12:01See you.
12:03And don't forget the wedding present, okay?
12:05Oh.
12:06Bye.
12:07Bye.
12:20Seems like a short honeymoon.
12:22Yes.
12:23Yeah?
12:23I couldn't get any more time off.
12:24Ah.
12:28He's wondering where Marty is.
12:31I suppose I should get rid of all his things.
12:33Are you sure it's not too soon?
12:35I can find someone else.
12:36Oh, no, no, no, no.
12:37It would be lovely to have him.
12:38It's only for a week.
12:39Okay.
12:40Thanks.
12:41All right.
12:42Oh.
12:42You're going to have such a good time, aren't you?
12:44You're not going to want to come home.
12:45You'll have to, I'm afraid.
12:47I'm jetting off to Scotland in a month.
12:49Did I know this?
12:51Oh, lucky you.
12:53Why are you going to Scotland?
12:54Oh, visiting an old friend.
12:56Him friend or her friend?
12:58Her name's Ingrid.
12:59We hiked the West Highland Way together when we were in our 20s.
13:03That actually sounds incredible.
13:05There are some mind-blowing early bridges in Scotland.
13:07Fourth Rail is the obvious one, but Kailescu, the Clacken Bridge,
13:11it's the only one that crosses the Atlantic.
13:13I'll send you a link.
13:13You should be honeymooning in Scotland.
13:15Europe is too far and too crowded for Steve.
13:18I was lucky to get him on a plane at all.
13:20Still, there's always next time.
13:21Um, next trip.
13:22I mean, not next.
13:23Marriage.
13:25There should be a few bridges in Fiji.
13:28There's bound to be one over the pool.
13:31Sam.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Remember to enjoy today.
13:37Yes.
13:40Good job.
13:41Are you going to have a bowl?
13:42Winner.
13:45The string is okay as well.
13:46Anyone need to get up there.
13:48I'm going to come on there.
13:50Hello?
13:51Hi.
13:52Hi.
13:52What's going on?
13:54We're getting ready here.
13:55I told you, Dad.
13:55We're making mac and cheese.
13:57It stinks.
13:57Oh, shit.
13:59You stink.
14:01Oh, shit.
14:02What's wrong?
14:03She's coming here.
14:04Who now?
14:05Anita.
14:05Yes.
14:06I'm sorry, she kept asking where I was and I couldn't lie to her.
14:08I don't know who you're talking about, but is she dangerous?
14:10Dude, she's my sister.
14:11You can tell her and then she can tell me, Dad.
14:13What do you think, Raleigh?
14:14Of?
14:15Turner's quitting his job.
14:16I can't do this to my dad.
14:17Well, I'm sure if you're happy, you'll understand.
14:19Dude, there's no such thing as happy.
14:21You just work and work and work there until you die.
14:25Jonah, whatever you're feeling right now, you're never going to stop feeling it unless
14:29you do something about it.
14:37You know what?
14:38Let's just forget about it, all right?
14:39I'll do it properly next week.
14:42I'm getting the job.
14:43No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, Pam!
14:45I am getting the job.
14:55Hi, I'm looking for Jonah.
15:00Maybe this isn't the right house.
15:03Sorry.
15:03No, no, um, Jonah?
15:05Jonah's Kia.
15:06Kia.
15:07Not Kia, I mean...
15:10Please come in.
15:16Oh!
15:33Do you want something to eat?
15:35Oh, I'm good.
15:36Thanks.
15:41And nah, why am I here, bro?
15:43Oh, yeah, yeah, funny you ask.
15:45Um, so, you know, I was going to come to lunch...
15:48But you got scared.
15:49I don't want to work for Dad anymore.
15:52Okay?
15:53Phil and Robbie are just...
15:55There's bullies in the workplace and so Jonah quits.
16:01Yeah, you know, I thought about my decision and this is what's best for me right now.
16:11Okay.
16:13What?
16:14I just came here because Dad told me to.
16:16But tell him I was all upset and I ordered you to get back to work and you told me
16:22where I could shove work.
16:24Like, blah, blah, blah, blah.
16:25You win, I win.
16:26Then you're out.
16:28Okay.
16:31Oh.
16:33Okay.
16:40I'm proud of you.
16:42But, and don't worry about Dad.
16:44You'll just be glad there's no surprise pregnancy.
16:52Enjoy wherever you guys are going.
16:54You look good.
16:57Nice dress.
16:59Ciao.
16:59Ciao.
17:00Ciao.
17:44I don't know.
17:46Mr. Rowland, I'm sorry to turn up like this.
17:49No, you're not the first, Connor.
17:51I got these for Mia.
17:52Yeah, look, I don't think this is a good time.
17:54She's just got back.
17:56She's feeling really good about herself.
17:58Baby!
18:04Dad, it's Connor.
18:06Yes, yes, it is.
18:07We're moving in together.
18:09No, you're not.
18:10It's a share house.
18:11I don't care if it's a bird house.
18:12I thought you told him.
18:13I just did.
18:13No, there is no way that we'll have to talk.
18:17We'll talk about this later.
18:18I don't want to come in.
18:21Guys, it's Connor.
18:22Connor!
18:23Oh, here they are.
18:24Nice to see you guys.
18:27Oh, no.
18:27They're not.
18:28No, I'm really sorry.
18:30He is focused on my value.
18:32Hey!
19:02Are you good? Steve. You're good? You're so calm.
19:09It was terrifying.
19:10It's very pale.
19:12Hi!
19:13How are you?
19:16You're so gaudy.
19:18You all good?
19:19Yeah, man.
19:20Okay, good.
19:20How are you doing?
19:21Are you all good?
19:21Yeah, all good.
19:22Okay.
19:22Hey, guys, let's take a selfie with the groom before he disappears.
19:25Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:26Oh, God.
19:26Emily, can I just ask you something?
19:28Would you mind looking after my house when I'm away?
19:30Everybody say...
19:31Love is forever!
19:34Love is forever!
19:36Love is forever!
19:37Love is forever!
20:20Don't you have something big on?
20:21I do.
20:23That's probably one of your lines.
20:25Oh, shit, my lines.
20:28Did your limo break down?
20:29No, I just...
20:30I just asked them to, um...
20:32I didn't think I was going to be this nervous.
20:35Well, I didn't think...
20:35I mean, it's my second go.
20:37But weirdly, I think that's why I'm more nervous.
20:39What?
20:39You've been married before.
20:40Yeah, I told you that.
20:41No, you didn't tell me.
20:42I mean, I would have remembered...
20:43I mean, that's okay.
20:45Oh.
20:46Well, the first one, I just assumed it would be forever.
20:48Of course.
20:49And it wasn't.
20:51So this time, I know that there's a chance that it won't be.
20:55Not that I want that.
20:57But I really don't want to be thinking that today.
20:59And I think that the fact that that is why that...
21:03Anyway, why are you here?
21:04I'm nervous for you.
21:06That's very sweet.
21:09Would you like a glass of bubbly?
21:11Yes.
21:11Oh, yes.
21:12I would really like that.
21:16This is your present, by the way.
21:17Ah, ha, ha!
21:18Yeah.
21:19Hmm.
21:22Is it a bit smudged?
21:24Yeah, I painted that myself.
21:26No.
21:27Yeah.
21:28Yeah.
21:28Hmm.
21:44Why does he love me so much?
21:46Right?
21:47Hey.
21:53He's so bloody nice.
21:57He is.
22:01He also...
22:03He doesn't have to be everything for you, you know?
22:06If you're thinking, why doesn't he get bridges like I do?
22:10Or why doesn't he, like, appreciate my knitwear?
22:14You know?
22:15That's okay, because you've got friends.
22:17Probably, imagine, heaps of friends who do love bridges and knitwear.
22:25Not as many as you'd think.
22:33Oh, shit, my vows.
22:34I was supposed to have memorised them.
22:36Can you test me?
22:37What, now?
22:38Yeah.
22:38It's late.
22:39No, it's fine.
22:40Just prompt me.
22:41Prompt you?
22:43Uh, right.
22:45Here you go.
22:46Just prompt me.
22:48Okay.
22:49Um, Steve?
22:51Wrong.
22:51Sorry.
22:52Go on.
22:55Steve, you remind me that life is for living.
22:58You love me as I am.
23:02As I am.
23:04And I am.
23:07Fuck.
23:08Uh, you love me as I am and help me burn to dare myself.
23:14Learn to love myself.
23:16Learn to love myself, yeah, but...
23:20God!
23:21But you have terrible writing.
23:23Just...
23:23What do you...
23:24Okay, sorry.
23:24Uh, I promise to do my best to be warty of you.
23:30I'm guessing that's worthy.
23:32Worthy of you.
23:37Worthy of this love.
23:40I promise to always love you.
23:43To be the friend you need.
23:49That's the next line, right?
23:52Yes.
23:53Yep.
23:54Finally, I remembered something.
23:57Yeah.
23:58And then it's just...
24:00I love you.
24:02And, uh, then you just...
24:04Then you have to kiss.
24:05Well, not have to kiss.
24:06Want to kiss.
24:07And, uh, then you're on the home stretch.
24:25Oh, my God.
24:27Is that a tail?
24:29What?
24:29Is that Marty's tail?
24:31No.
24:32No.
24:32No, fuck, no.
24:33What?
24:33It's a tail.
24:34No.
24:35Is it?
24:36Shit, um, I have to go.
24:38Oh, shit.
24:38Is that...
24:39You can't go.
24:40Is that a tail?
24:41I don't know.
24:41You can't get...
24:42I...
24:42Wait, Carl.
24:43I can't deal with this right now.
24:44I can't...
24:44Oh, no, it's a cinnamon straw.
24:46What?
24:46Cinnamon straw.
24:47It's a what?
24:48God.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Oh, God.
24:50Okay.
24:50All right.
24:51I have to go.
24:52Yeah, you should go.
24:52Uh, thank you for my present.
24:54You're welcome.
24:54I'm happy to finish it for you.
24:56And, uh, thank you for being my prompt.
24:58You know, you know, like, if you lose your place, just make it up.
25:01You know how you feel.
25:06You're not coming, are you?
25:09Not for this one, no.
25:12Um, I didn't mean that like it sounded.
25:16Okay.
25:20Um, bye.
25:55Where were you?
25:57I went to the wrong church.
25:59Dad.
26:01It was a nice wedding.
26:03Lovely couple.
26:05Lucky I was there, actually, because they didn't have any friends.
26:17Do you really want to move in with Connor?
26:19Yes.
26:20I really do.
26:25Do you hate the idea?
26:26I really do.
26:30But I suppose as long as you're happy and safe.
26:35In that order?
26:39Uh, it changes, but those two are always at the top.
26:46We're looking at a share house tomorrow.
26:54Well, okay, maybe you could look at this house.
26:59And Connor could move in here.
27:03Are you being serious?
27:04Well, yeah, I guess.
27:06I can usually tell why this would be a really mean joke.
27:09Yeah, I'm not that mean.
27:11Dad!
27:13Oh, my gosh, you're the best.
27:15I don't care what everyone else says about you.
27:20You're not doing this because you're lonely, are you?
27:23I mean, I think if I was lonely, no offence, but Connor would not be at the top of my
27:29list.
27:38Rolly.
27:40Yeah?
27:41There's a guy at Mum's work.
27:43He really likes her.
27:48He's really handsome.
27:50And rich, too.
27:53Huh.
27:58And he asked her out.
28:04But she told him she's married.
28:09And still loves her husband.
28:19I'm gonna go call Connor.
28:37Come here.
28:55Here lies Roland.
28:58Loving father.
29:02Runner.
29:06Diva.
29:11And...
29:14Dog dad.
29:34I might have spent six months lying on my living room floor.
29:40I might have been sick then, well, then sick somewhere.
29:47I might be prouder of me than I ever have been.
29:56I've been learning about letting go.
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