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00:06Thank you for listening.
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02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay, yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it, show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Hold up.
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound jakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:39Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of every word.
06:09I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards in the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21I'm picking their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I've got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37All right.
07:06All right.
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all
07:44my school work as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need
07:50air
07:51to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship
08:02i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz
08:13even less money right what what do i do and let's chat again on monday after you've had a few
08:20days
08:21sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place comes with
08:33a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago
08:38and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year i mean your
08:44word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal
08:50identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really
08:56famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest
09:35shower still at least the door's shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your
09:44fucking shower i'll come fix it dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but
09:52when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04a few minutes maybe garrett will help where the fuck is garrett guys
10:17hey hey what's up bro what's up
10:40thank you man
10:42smells good sir thank you
10:46dean dean dude can't you see i'm cooking man
10:50what's up bro i just fixed the shower again give you one guess oh geez well that could be anyone
10:59fuck dude it's obviously yours bud don't look at me what okay shower sex is what's the next time
11:04a drain gets clogged in this house you can fix it yeah like dean's ever snaked a drain have you
11:09ever
11:09snaked a drain i know what snaking a drain is i mean that counts right hey what are these dainty
11:14fucking sandwiches you're making tuck it's a house party we need dippables i'm sorry did you just
11:19yeah he just said uh dippables dippables okay okay okay okay okay okay okay i'm gonna make all my food
11:30dude that's beautiful man i look great i'll be listening to
11:38here we go
11:43hey can you play something from this millennium please this is a classic
11:54would not have pegged you for an oldies guy kendall graham
12:03brought your refill one's my max night before game
12:09so strict are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun
12:17like what
12:29i'm so in you i can barely be
12:46okay so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i don't know i
12:53feel
12:54like i'm more of a taylor than a gopro you haven't fallen in love enough times to be a taylor
12:59yes i have with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09it's totally a sign that he's special so be a taylor and do something about it
13:23okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28and just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god
13:35what are you afraid of
13:39i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:44and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe like or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college i can't talk to a guy
14:05like it's no
14:06big deal i walked in on garrett graham in the shower and i fell over a laundry cart you did
14:11what
14:11i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked what did he look like he looked
14:17naked and then i fell which is my point i i can't do this okay i have an idea literally
14:24everyone's
14:25going to block party tomorrow including justin probably when's an easier time to talk to a guy
14:30than a party well i i don't like parties but you love music no i need to work on my
14:36showcase song
14:37that's an excuse and you know it no it's not i want to present a demo in my class next
14:41week it's a
14:42whole and all-nighter i think i'm spending the night at sean's anyway you'll have the place to
14:46yourself no but no hannah i'm not letting you off the hook this time if you want to be a
14:51tailor you have to
14:52take a rest
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter
15:13i don't know
15:33They don't know what we will
15:35I change my hair, you change your clothes
15:38My G-Tattoos if you like them
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44I promise no one's watching me
15:47Not just a body, you somebody
15:50Would a body, you're somebody to me
15:54Not just a body, you somebody
15:56Would a body, want your body on me
16:00Not just a body, you somebody
16:02Would a body, would a body, would a body
16:09Would a body, would a body, would a body on me
16:12Feels down again, it might take you by surprise
16:15My box is short, so I swear I could drive in
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:21My G-Tattoos, they feel like home
16:24They still talk, but I don't care
16:28Saving you, all of your things through my hair
16:31People talk, I know they do
16:34Just let them talk about me
16:39Not a body, not a body
16:42You're somebody to me
16:44You're somebody to me
16:45You're somebody to me
16:48You're somebody to me
17:00You're somebody to me
17:05I've missed you
17:06I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgement
17:18I just missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kinda did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before
18:08All I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well
18:10I don't want that anymore
18:13Okay, I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is, uh...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either
18:36So, maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way...
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14Alright, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right
19:30If you...
19:31You got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not
19:41You're not, you're not
19:44You're not
19:48You're not
20:01You're not
20:14You're not
20:18You're just
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love, and
24:07life, and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
24:25it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:56Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:07Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Hello.
25:44I know you like it.
25:45I have to make some more of it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see him.
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:58Boy.
30:00Boy.
30:02Boy.
30:04Boy.
30:11Boy.
30:20Boy.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38All right.ì›
30:39it, Harmony. I
30:40just fucking..? He's
30:42not in my room. It ain't
30:43got you now! Derrick Graham
30:57is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game and he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:29Let me get some of that.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:28Hey, Garrett!
33:32Hey, Garrett!
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back.
34:52Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact.
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you.
34:59It's the way that I do, the things that I do.
35:09I entertain by picking brains, I sell my soul by dropping games.
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back.
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact.
35:40I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you.
35:42It's the way I do, the things that I do.
35:45Here we go, here we go.
35:50Touchdown.
35:51Touchdown.
35:53Woo!
35:56Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man.
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back.
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact.
36:20I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you.
36:23It's the way that I do, the things that I do, the things that I do.
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey.
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch.
36:42Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:00Cook'em.
37:02Cook'em.
37:04Cook'em.
37:10Cook'em.
37:12Cook'em.
37:13Cook'em.
37:13Cook'em.
37:13Close your eyes.
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:39I love you.
37:40Now, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an out, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50It doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't know.
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there.
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:17I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine, okay.
38:21I'll do your makeup too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:46Ew!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Okay, um, don't let know.
38:53But Justin is right over.
38:55I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I-I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school without Wifi?
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can.
39:27Oh, yeah, we can.
39:41Wow, that's it.
39:42Thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The, uh, waitress from the lawns. What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who?
40:05She has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, ooh.
40:26Hey.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Why are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
41:00Go.
41:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
41:05I don't wanna live by the world
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't wanna live by the world
41:16Thank you so much!
41:19Yeah! Yeah!
41:23Yeah! Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:59Oh, oh, oh
42:02Oh, oh
42:03Oh, oh
42:03Oh, oh, oh
42:08Oh, oh, oh
42:11Oh, oh, oh
42:12Oh, oh, oh
42:13Oh, oh, oh
42:14Oh, oh, oh
42:15Oh, oh, oh
42:18Oh, oh, oh, oh
42:19Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not. Don't worry. We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect. Okay, give me your coat
42:25Okay
42:28You got it, go
42:35You got it, go
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah!
42:51Yeah! One, two, two, two, three!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, mm, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier
43:09I'm a musician, too
43:12Writer, not performer
43:14You're sick, yeah, what kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly
43:20Yeah, classical
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too
43:23Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though
43:32And...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket, you never do
43:39Here
43:39Here, let me
43:41Oh, no
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no!
43:42You come here
43:43What?
43:45Hey
43:46I'm, uh
43:47I know you are, man
43:48Yeah, you're an island at Eastwood today
43:49Yeah, thanks, man
43:51No worries
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham
43:58But, um, yeah, we'd watch together
44:03You're Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:13You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm,
46:34and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42Well, you'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me,
47:20and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:31Ah!
47:38Deal.
47:55For this plan to work,
47:57we have to sell it.
47:58Oh, okay.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating,
48:01there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think
48:06that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone
48:23that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush
48:25whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy
48:51I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician
48:54who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me
48:56what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone
48:59who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance
49:46It's the world to dance
49:47I am dancing with myself
49:50Oh, oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:54Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose
49:58And there's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:25So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd ask the world to dance
51:22Oh, no!
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