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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:20Shit
00:00:22Shit
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self now when I need a little help by my
00:00:46Lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:26I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12What do you think you're doing?
00:02:14What do you think you're doing?
00:02:39What do you think you're doing?
00:03:04Now for my final trick
00:03:19What do you think you're doing?
00:03:21What do you think you're doing?
00:03:22How do you think you're doing?
00:03:27I do think I need a slaughterhouse
00:03:27I think I'll keep you taking a slaughterhouse
00:03:28You're gonna be taking a slaughterhouse
00:03:30Oh
00:03:35You're gonna be a butt
00:03:35Cut it! Cut it!
00:03:57Eric! No!
00:04:00Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find Bree.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Albra.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:23Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30True.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play?
00:06:29You don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Pick them.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31Oh, these guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible!
00:08:29What the-
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:39Well then, why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:50Listen.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56What's that?
00:08:57Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey man, it's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:12That's always a scam.
00:09:14I know, I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30I was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Brie.
00:09:47Wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52You're welcome.
00:10:52Brie.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not.
00:11:21I don't know who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:13This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying
00:12:41to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them
00:13:19on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel.
00:14:33I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:59job.
00:14:5915 seconds?
00:15:00That's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:45Aw, the little prop boy has a treat section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:03Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought you would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in 5, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:03Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:31Now.
00:17:32It's got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Well, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:08This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:21Oh, no, no.
00:18:22My little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:33I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:26Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins.
00:19:31Your contract is terminated.
00:19:32And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:47But his cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle to see who
00:20:05will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right?
00:20:25Richard Kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kin sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:38Richard Kin's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Bjerg!
00:20:56Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:21:00How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe a floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle,
00:21:24before each magician is a glass of water,
00:21:27the magicians must turn their water into wine
00:21:29in a way that our top judges
00:21:33can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix
00:21:40for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01Xavier!
00:22:06Xavier!
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up tough shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush
00:22:32and a little prop boy,
00:22:32but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is gonna piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant,
00:22:54but I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really gonna put up the help
00:23:10against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows
00:23:17where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though,
00:23:19because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad,
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician
00:23:33in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance,
00:23:37so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because
00:23:41he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's gonna make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:50We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel sending Daniel out
00:23:56to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Worth that.
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd
00:24:20you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there
00:24:23as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass
00:24:54the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God.
00:25:00He's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping it.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:25That's why I have
00:25:26a five-star magician's amulet
00:25:28and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt
00:25:31and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what,
00:25:34it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do,
00:25:37I'll give you the honor
00:25:38of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time
00:25:44for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up
00:25:50is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn
00:25:56to respect your betters.
00:26:11It is finished!
00:26:12Yeah!
00:26:13Way to start the show!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know
00:26:21how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way
00:26:23Daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction
00:26:25as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick
00:26:32fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea
00:26:34how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better,
00:26:37I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:41Three, buddy.
00:26:42All right, man.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know
00:26:48how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say,
00:26:57prop boy.
00:26:57I mean, your trick
00:26:58wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly
00:27:01how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all
00:27:12how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows
00:27:17that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool
00:27:32out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's
00:27:35got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens
00:27:40when you don't respect
00:27:40the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool
00:27:42out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter
00:27:46what you think.
00:27:47Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl
00:27:51who had a little bit
00:27:52of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you,
00:27:54we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're
00:28:06having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you
00:28:09let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep
00:28:41running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready
00:28:51for something
00:28:52extraordinary?
00:28:55Now, but first,
00:28:56I'm going to need
00:28:57some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:01could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:21You all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope
00:29:26that one day
00:29:27you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it
00:29:31in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day
00:29:35you experience your reality
00:29:36through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you
00:29:38couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality
00:29:47then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change
00:30:13the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey, Mr. Kensington,
00:30:15I told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have
00:30:17put that glorified janitor
00:30:18up to take my place.
00:30:19You should have
00:30:20respected my ranking.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I think
00:30:23there's something else
00:30:24going on.
00:30:25Now, I apologize,
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to
00:30:28complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it!
00:30:31This theater is mine!
00:30:33Without one final
00:30:35piece of equipment,
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's taking a
00:30:53cake knife?
00:30:54He's going to
00:30:55shatter that glass
00:30:56all over the floor!
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:23Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26That's great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:33Woo!
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a
00:31:36chocolate wine
00:31:37reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:40I can't believe
00:31:40I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person
00:31:42I've ever seen
00:31:42do a trick like this
00:31:43was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely
00:32:13stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie,
00:32:18we turn back to the
00:32:19magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know
00:32:23how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in
00:32:30edible iron fill mace.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan
00:32:36spun the iron,
00:32:37ironizing.
00:32:39Turning the water red
00:32:40and giving it the
00:32:42earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:47correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel
00:32:54do his trick?
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins
00:33:04our first round!
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:06Oh!
00:33:08What?
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:12Oh!
00:33:12Daniel, you did it!
00:33:14You have your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the Master of Magic.
00:33:35no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an
00:33:42untrained worker has that much level of skill exactly okay he probably blackmailed the judges
00:33:47or something how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was i
00:33:53supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:21Kate Barlow
00:34:29miss Barlow thank you for joining us that's that's Kate Barlow she's the FISM world champion in
00:34:37parlor magic and an actual six-star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now watch an actual pro a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:07yeah get him sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you oh
00:35:14you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss
00:35:21Barlow just for her rank you didn't i brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the
00:35:29master of magic he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:38you you were trained by the master of magic she wasn't just trained by him he realized that she
00:35:44was better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to compete against
00:35:56somebody who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you sophie shut up
00:36:03ah miss barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i could say
00:36:13the
00:36:13same but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here to shatter my
00:36:22teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record is 17 changes held by
00:36:50master of magic do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way
00:37:00you can do that i could beat that in my sleep hell there's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09that
00:37:09would make that trick possible only the master of magic would be able to do that i know every one
00:37:14of
00:37:14his secrets are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record who here would like to see
00:37:22me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one two right there's three standard
00:37:43oh my gosh her pace how is she doing
00:37:48is she about to break the record you're about to break the record oh my gosh this is unreal
00:37:53this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06i can't believe she just did that i've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration the skill needed to do something like that she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:23but no she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25sophie you can beat that right
00:38:28i can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:35well are you even going to attempt to compete or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that we should just give up
00:38:45come on sophie there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50i can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can i get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic
00:39:09come on one of you at least has to try
00:39:12i can't lose this contract i have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18sophie
00:39:20eugene
00:39:22savior
00:39:23if i had my hand
00:39:25i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:39:29well well looks like i won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring
00:39:37really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them
00:39:55i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel
00:40:02hey watch where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:10we still have a shot
00:40:12i'm gonna take it
00:40:13daniel stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15i won't let you
00:40:16agree
00:40:17do you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy
00:40:39i'll manage
00:40:40really samuel you're sending out the help again
00:40:43this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh is that what's going on
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06i said that's enough
00:41:08daniel
00:41:09are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:37it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy
00:41:46just trust him he he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me
00:41:50if he has it under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself
00:41:53hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one okay
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing
00:42:10are you happy
00:42:11you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing isn't it
00:42:25see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:31time
00:42:32stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do
00:42:48he's right now
00:42:53I'll blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that
00:43:2376
00:43:24what the fuck
00:43:34how did he do that
00:43:3877
00:43:4078
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:56it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:05wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic
00:44:11the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:14the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:19you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man
00:44:23is the master of magic
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44without question
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel
00:44:59Daniel
00:45:00Daniel
00:45:03Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:04Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:05Daniel
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:13how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six months
00:45:25six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight
00:45:40the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:55here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds to competition didn't I
00:46:10well yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right
00:46:17of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer
00:46:22what do I think of your offer?
00:46:30why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow everybody give it up for the master of magic
00:46:47wow
00:46:50you know Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah of course
00:46:56I mean even an idiot could see
00:46:58he was the master of magic
00:46:59and honestly
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier
00:47:15oh no
00:47:15no we were just joking
00:47:18right
00:47:19guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay with us
00:47:22right
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:24yeah of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26we're just you know
00:47:27showing him some love
00:47:29yeah
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment?
00:47:42punishment is a very strong horse
00:47:44no we don't
00:47:44first of all
00:47:45I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good
00:48:01I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:05disgusting
00:48:05ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:10ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:14ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:14ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:14ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:15ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:15ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:19ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:20ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:21ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:22ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:48:24ha
00:48:24you if you want to stay I gladly open for you and give you the marquee
00:48:31performance but whether you stay or leave it's it's completely your decision
00:48:39so what do you say if you knew how I'd let Eric die you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up
00:48:57here
00:49:10that bracelet could Daniel be Eric's brother
00:49:28hey all this time and I didn't recognize you Daniel Angier and you're still the same
00:49:34the older brother looking out for the smaller kid anytime Eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42what I mattered the most I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00what?
00:50:01Eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go Daniel Daniel we want an interview
00:50:22in here
00:50:34I could have sworn you went this way
00:50:35you have to be here somewhere
00:50:45your friends
00:50:47ah well that sounds awful
00:50:58where'd you agree with him
00:51:04you
00:51:04that's so good
00:51:05I would be there
00:51:05a dog
00:51:05you
00:51:05you
00:51:05you
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:17Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino as well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:54You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your wants millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:48And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly a nobody's in.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all of the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart of a deader boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:04You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey.
00:57:23You should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13Garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a bit of a failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opened the chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:03How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23We wouldn't want to double-closs the bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumbassie.
00:59:28Alright.
00:59:29They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally something makes it to that Neanderthal school of war.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to work.
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in south america she took him for all he was
01:01:01worth and before then the head of monocle so how exactly is her plan broken you'll see
01:01:08for yourself in three two oh my god oh my god oh my god god that scent i can't resist
01:01:25halt halt get back to your post what are you doing damn it the perfume does not work on
01:01:35women it's fine i almost got them away from the vault and if that stupid captain means i
01:01:40will try again and it will work they do not have time we need a new destruction now
01:01:49what's in him when he goes to destroy the guards they will catch we'll kill two birds with one stone
01:01:57you go
01:02:00hi hi hi these vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky i mean just look at how
01:02:04he walked
01:02:04right up to us earlier exactly he'll get arrested and that will be the big distraction that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight i almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid he's walking right past the guards
01:02:28maybe he's leaving realizing it was too hard for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now is he serious my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:40it's hard to let go but to save the orphans i'd do anything he's not even using zindu slot machines
01:02:49he's gambling with the old ones how is this going to be a distraction huh how
01:02:55this is ridiculous we have to go in he can't even distract the guards he's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a fall guard my bedroom is ready i'm going back no big
01:03:06i want to see him fail then
01:03:21no way
01:03:25oh my gosh amazing on your first try jackpot how did he do that
01:03:33okay he probably just got lucky that's a that's not a real distraction
01:03:48the slot machines are paying out
01:03:59code 11 all security personnel to the floor
01:04:02that's impossible why sam hill just happened is he more than an amateur
01:04:07ladies are we getting played by kim
01:04:15no probably just more beginners look right when we need him to take the fall he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us don't think i want that little smokey here taking peace out of you if
01:04:42you
01:04:42try to double cross us did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:04:49hot blazes how did that happen
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic
01:05:12takes between in our league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time it's time for the
01:05:18professionals to work
01:05:23alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at the bank of london
01:05:29the new york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:33just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and the biometric id reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe yeah me fortunately that one thief was
01:05:48me six years ago is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:03one down three to go
01:06:10intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15me alisa you triggered the door alarm we have to make it stop just give me a minute we don't
01:06:20have
01:06:20a minute how did you disarm it last time because it was you who cracked the safe right somebody shoved
01:06:25me off well i'm just saying you taught us before so no problem stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just stand in the corner like a good little boy five four three two
01:06:42three two
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it sure you did how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock
01:06:55like an ibv international vault you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand like i did
01:07:01uh give me another second ladies we don't have another second hold on i'll give it a shot
01:07:09you don't really think you can be faster than me i am the one who cracks the safe not
01:07:13shoot stop distracting her this is a job for the pros alisa you got this no she doesn't what are
01:07:20you
01:07:20talking about she won't get it open the place where she's drilling it won't work you do not know
01:07:24what you're talking about you are nothing and you are a nobody
01:07:33got it she won't get it open go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door look the guards
01:07:52almost here i can help i'm fine idiot i almost found it alisa what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and then
01:08:04say that we
01:08:05stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours try not to screw up what they already started don't worry we'll be inside the vault in a
01:08:16matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault he's drunk he's
01:08:29been
01:08:29drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now well if he'd stop talking and listen you'd hear the
01:08:33magnets sliding around inside all security personnel we have a computer code nine at the vault
01:08:40thumbs up tickle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00oh the hell impossible who are you are we in overhead ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn there's got to be near a billion in here i am taking a decade-long spot dream
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss bnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here
01:09:53with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:07the
01:10:07recording all of us except for you you really thought you could hang with the three links
01:10:13you were just our fault that is what happens when you try to run the city girls enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim we got it it's safe for you to come in
01:10:29whoa this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around pack up
01:10:39who's this
01:10:40oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy almost a little too easy it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:52sorry buddy but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks i'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait wait i know that voice who
01:11:05who are you you know exactly who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads do you have any idea who you messed with
01:11:15i want to be petty thief yeah calm down mr kim he is a nobody he's
01:11:21he's not a nobody he's richard tranquilo he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time it wasn't in your web you were in his you fools
01:11:31please
01:11:34please don't do this let us go relax richard i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms oh thank you because i already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you all you think you can just waltz in here steal my stash
01:12:03no not here not on my turf oh jesus the three links huh kgb annie oakley and penelope cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars my pink ass oh god and that's richard kim isn't it the geriatric
01:12:25hudster from the cretaceous period trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic
01:12:30competition and you that mask i know you you're the son of a that got me put away for two
01:12:43years
01:12:43well too bad it didn't stick huh but as i recall i did kill your brother i put him down
01:12:52like a dog
01:12:52i should have put you down that night too tell you what we're gonna finish that job right now
01:13:06well i knew it you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking i didn't see how he did that and you know why you didn't
01:13:29it blinked get him
01:13:35sweet you guys brought flowers
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:09what how did you do that last out like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want
01:14:20to make
01:14:20their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:25live many
01:14:26years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united
01:14:38states not even your billions can get you out of this because who the hell are you
01:14:43uh
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:06We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows and the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream before the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of Magic herself.
01:16:18Charity, Angier.
01:16:23The only mistress of magic herself.
01:16:26Charity, Angela.
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