Es gibt ein altes Buch, den Koran – also Gott. Na klar.
So einfach ist das. Wenn im Koran Dekolämpchen erwähnt werden, sind das natürlich Sterne. Die man allerdings auch als Geschosse nehmen kann. Und weil es Sterne gibt, die als Pulsare elektromagnetische Strahlung abgeben, sind das die im Koran erwähnten Nacht-Kommer. Na klar.
Wenn in der Endzeit das solide Firmament, die feste Kupper über der flachen Erde aufreisst, dann ist das der Rosen-Nebel, eine Gas-Wolke im Weltall. Na klar.
Wenn die Sonne zum Großteil aus H und He besteht, zeigt die Endung einiger poetischer Sätze auf aha, dass der Koran auf die Zusammensetzung der Sonne hinweist. Na klar.
Eine Zahl, die ohne Plan manipuliert wird zeigt, dass der Koran die Mondlandung erwähnt. Na klar.
Es ist einfach nur peinlich.
#sunnah #Islam #Koran #Quran
So einfach ist das. Wenn im Koran Dekolämpchen erwähnt werden, sind das natürlich Sterne. Die man allerdings auch als Geschosse nehmen kann. Und weil es Sterne gibt, die als Pulsare elektromagnetische Strahlung abgeben, sind das die im Koran erwähnten Nacht-Kommer. Na klar.
Wenn in der Endzeit das solide Firmament, die feste Kupper über der flachen Erde aufreisst, dann ist das der Rosen-Nebel, eine Gas-Wolke im Weltall. Na klar.
Wenn die Sonne zum Großteil aus H und He besteht, zeigt die Endung einiger poetischer Sätze auf aha, dass der Koran auf die Zusammensetzung der Sonne hinweist. Na klar.
Eine Zahl, die ohne Plan manipuliert wird zeigt, dass der Koran die Mondlandung erwähnt. Na klar.
Es ist einfach nur peinlich.
#sunnah #Islam #Koran #Quran
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00:07What kind of analysis video is this?
00:30He seems familiar somehow. I think I've done something with him before.
00:33But what I've now been sent is a video with a request for comments.
00:39The most dangerous episode so far. The Quran and the universe. And then, in parentheses, evidence.
00:49I don't know what that's supposed to be.
00:52Okay, so I'll go and see what exactly is so dangerous there.
00:56I can't really imagine what's so dangerous about it.
01:02And of course, what these so-called pieces of evidence are.
01:06The Quran mentions the universe. But the universe doesn't exist in the Quran.
01:12The word "universe" is nowhere mentioned in the Quran. There is only "heaven."
01:17Or perhaps they use the term "heaven" simply because they like it.
01:20And if there are seven of them, then add them together.
01:24And then maybe for them seven times the sky represents a universe or something like that.
01:30Well, I don't know.
01:33So, to be clear from the outset, everything that happens here is merely their personal opinion.
01:38But not necessarily what is written in the Quran.
01:41But apparently, all you ever get are opinions, interpretations, impressions, signs, and instructions.
01:47And that's how it seems to me. And a wink.
01:51That doesn't sound very convincing, does it?
01:54That's what I gather from it.
01:55And of course, that's how I read it.
01:57Therefore, I believe that it can be interpreted in that direction, 100%.
02:00Absolutely, yes.
02:01Very, very interesting.
02:02I see the sign as a wink to the people of the 21st century.
02:07Perhaps not directly, perhaps indirectly, perhaps with signs, perhaps with a hint.
02:12But everything is included in it.
02:14What about the evidence?
02:17And what is so dangerous about it?
02:20Well, somehow, that's completely beyond me.
02:22Anyone expecting an explanation will be sorely disappointed.
02:26Nobody's coming.
02:28Well, that's okay too.
02:28I will try to unpack their highly complex chain of causality as concisely and understandably as possible.
02:38So, there is an old book, the Koran.
02:43So, God.
02:46That was it.
02:48That was it.
02:49Concise and easy to understand.
02:50That's all there is from the two of them.
02:52Above all, nothing understandable.
02:55But almost every sentence contains the adjective "interesting", which it definitely isn't.
03:03It concerns signs in the Quran regarding the universe.
03:07What verses in the Quran refer to the universe?
03:11Well, this is off to a great start.
03:12It is therefore not about data and facts, but at most hints, signs, clues to a universe,
03:21which does not exist in the Quran.
03:23According to the Quran, the earth is static, flat, and protected by a solid firmament.
03:30a solid dome, supported by invisible pillars with many small decorative lights,
03:37the stars, which can sometimes be used as projectiles and can also fall to Earth.
03:47There's a film where a person lives completely in a video reality.
03:56The Truman Show, I don't know if everyone knows that.
03:58And then a little star falls from the sky and suddenly it's said,
04:03Yes, a street lamp had fallen down.
04:07Yes, that comes directly from the Quran.
04:12Galaxies were not known back then, so these are all stars.
04:15Back then, people didn't yet know what galaxies were.
04:18But that's pretty much the level we're operating at in this video.
04:21It will never get better or more realistic.
04:24First, well, a compilation of images from some pulsars will now be shown.
04:41So, what is this? What are these noises?
04:43That sounds like a knock, doesn't it?
04:46Yes, sort of.
04:47Exactly, those are the patterns of pulsar stars.
04:50Just to put that into perspective, here are some details about pulsars.
04:57A pulsar is a rapidly rotating neutron star with a very strong magnetic field.
05:01When this beam cone hits the Earth during its rotation, radio telescopes receive a short electromagnetic pulse.
05:09Since these radio waves are inaudible to the human ear,
05:12The light signals from the pulsars, recorded by NASA, are converted into sound waves using appropriate software.
05:20These pulses are extremely precise, almost like atomic clocks, which makes them valuable objects for astronomy.
05:27because it gives them a way to measure time.
05:29Because this happens very regularly, when the data, i.e. the audio data, is played back, it sounds like a rhythmic knocking or humming.
05:38It sounds like an MRI scan.
05:41And our two intelligence craters are now trying to interpret a sentence in the Quran as if it referred to pulsars.
05:54And in the Quran, the Islamic God swears by heaven, or heavens, or whatever, and the
06:03Morning Star, the piercing star.
06:07And then man is supposed to see what he was made of, a liquid that pours out somewhere between his spine and ribs.
06:15Well, that's a completely different topic, let's leave it at that.
06:20But that's complete nonsense, because this is supposed to be an example of how to knock.
06:27It reminds me of an MRI scan; I certainly wouldn't knock like that, and not for several million years.
06:34And experts, that is, Islamic scholars like the exegetes, who looked at the first lines, were completely confused.
06:42And nobody knew what was meant.
06:45One person says Saturn, the next speculates on the Playaben, then Satan comes into play.
06:50That's not what a consensus looks like.
06:53Yet the Quran itself claims that all its sentences are perfect, clear, and easy to understand.
06:59Well, not quite.
07:00It seems to me as if God is knocking to awaken man, so that man may come to himself.
07:08comes and reflects on what he was created from.
07:13And that man is not entirely on his own.
07:17Yes, exactly, that's one way to interpret it, definitely.
07:19There is no person who doesn't have an angel as their guardian. Interesting.
07:24Interesting? No, hardly.
07:26Because what he's saying here is simply nonsense.
07:28How did he come up with the idea of knocking?
07:31That's how it is.
07:34And that was it.
07:36But surely not a few million years.
07:39There are different pulsars, each with different frequencies.
07:42Oh, that's nonsense.
07:44But here we see a weakness of the Arabic language, because one word can have so many meanings.
07:50When I enter the word into a dictionary, I get page after page of different explanations and applications for a
07:58single word.
07:59Someone then picked one of these meanings, and even though it has absolutely nothing to do with the context...
08:06simply acted as if there was something sensational in the Koran.
08:12But there's nothing useful in it, nowhere in the Quran.
08:17There's talk again of bacteria or hygiene, and certainly nothing about electricity or even a...
08:25Bicycle.
08:26Zero.
08:26The two experts here will now address the next part of this paragraph, which, as we have just seen,
08:34have, from swearing on stars suddenly and seamlessly shifting to the creation of humans.
08:40From a fluid in the upper body.
08:43In the next, fourth verse, the focus shifts to man.
08:47Okay, so it's getting smaller.
08:49It gets smaller. So, from the cosmos, it's now moving towards humanity.
08:52It says the following: Man should reflect on what he was created from.
08:57So they spend their money and develop a remarkable level of creativity.
09:02What gets completely lost in all this is how absurd these sentences are and how utterly wrong their content is.
09:08They seem to use their brains like other people use their fondue pot, maybe twice a year at most.
09:15And why does it seem that way to me?
09:17The Quran does not only mention a liquid as the origin of humans, which is in itself incorrect.
09:23but there are 13 different materials from which humans are made.
09:28All of it is in the Quran. All wrong and all idiotic.
09:32But it says in the Quran, God made you from material X.
09:36Strangely, the only thing that humans actually fall on, namely carbon, is not mentioned in the Koran.
09:43So what's the point?
09:46Oh wow.
09:47Well, the Narf is something completely different.
09:50Namely, roses in the sky.
09:53Look, that's interesting.
09:54There is a verse in the Quran that indicates that there is a rose-like atmosphere in heaven.
10:00A shape resembling a rose.
10:02A rose, right? Looks like a rose.
10:04Rose, a rose in the sky, in space, in the universe, so AI says about it, so in 5537 of the Quran,
10:15The tearing of the heavens on Judgment Day, when the heavens split open.
10:21So the sky is now this firmament, which is solid.
10:25And Allah is very proud that this firmament has no cracks and is absolutely solid.
10:31But when the sky splits open, that is the end times,
10:36and it turns red like glowing oil or molten leather.
10:42This refers to the end times, when everything will turn red.
10:46And now they're saying it's like that gas cloud that formed somewhere in the universe,
10:54which looks roughly like a rose.
10:57And now, seriously, where does it say anything about a rose in the Koran?
11:05Where exactly is this sky, whatever it may be, split?
11:11Who exactly is dividing what?
11:13And when everything turns red, where on earth does a rose appear?
11:18In the sky, which is divided, the firmament.
11:23Hey, that's absolute nonsense.
11:25Somehow their imaginations are running wild here.
11:27Like little children, they compete,
11:30who can come up with even more idiotic or absurd fantasies.
11:38I don't mean to be pedantic, but the title does mention evidence.
11:43Where is this evidence?
11:46So far, it's just childish babble, without any real substance.
11:52Will there be anything substantial, something well-founded with real evidence and such?
11:57Well, in the video they prefer to digress into the obscure symbol instead of providing evidence.
12:03Now we will look at another sign in the Quran relating to the universe.
12:08One really has to consider, of course, these are signs.
12:11One could say, yes, this is not direct proof.
12:14One could imagine it that way: God, the Almighty.
12:16I always think about it this way: of course, we cannot put ourselves in God's shoes.
12:19Yes, of course.
12:20But we can also use common sense to consider this.
12:24If there is a God, then it makes more sense to
12:27It makes more sense that he's giving us signs.
12:30Why? Why is that useful?
12:32Why not facts?
12:34Facts are far more convincing than signs.
12:38What am I supposed to do with that?
12:41What are signs?
12:43According to the Quran, reviving a corpse with a steak is a sign.
12:47A sign, but what for, please?
12:50What's that supposed to mean?
12:51I don't need symbols, I need facts.
12:54I need something to hold on to, not just personal opinions or emotions.
13:00If these characters are not just one character, but many characters,
13:03Then one has to start wondering whether this can really be a coincidence.
13:06Of course, one might think, "Yes, what a cool coincidence," but that this is exactly the case,
13:11I believe this is a wink from God to the people of this century.
13:14Oh, that's nonsense.
13:16Many lies do not make a truth.
13:18A lot of rubbish doesn't make a gemstone.
13:21No, kids, there needs to be more, much more.
13:24Well, I suspect that my expectations are probably too high.
13:28And please don't misunderstand me here, but if it's just a sign and just a wink,
13:35Isn't that too little?
13:37When it comes to endless torture, if you mess it up, doesn't precision come into play?
13:45Wouldn't more precise instructions be needed?
13:48Because we are living in the end times.
13:50Oh, that's crazy.
13:51In which apocalypse?
13:54The Hadiths state that this boy, that is, a boy who is described, is from the 7th century,
13:59that he will live to see the end times.
14:02Even before he dies.
14:05That was quite a few months ago.
14:07And this threat, this scenario, is still being conjured up.
14:11Because you must become a Muslim very quickly.
14:14For if not, the all-good and all-merciful God will enjoy torturing you for all eternity.
14:21If tomorrow is the end time, the day of reckoning.
14:25When the sky splits.
14:27No, no, everything is in red.
14:30Where does red come from?
14:33Humans have been created for 300,000 years, according to the Koran.
14:38And they are produced just the same without the Quran or Mohammed's traditions.
14:44Because humans have existed for 300,000 years, but the Koran has not.
14:48Because about 1,000 years ago, this extremely competent and attentive God figured it out.
14:54that he quickly needs to pass on the game instructions.
14:58Without them, nobody knows what's going on.
15:01But that was in a language that nobody speaks anymore.
15:04With a completely chaotic sentence structure.
15:07Instructions without structure or form.
15:10Confusing and unusable.
15:13Well, now comes the best, greatest, most impressive thing our two heroes have seen here.
15:19Namely, the sun.
15:21As you know, it's common knowledge that the sun consists of 70% hydrogen and 28% helium.
15:29Well, the numbers aren't quite right, but that doesn't matter for now.
15:34Are they mentioned in the Quran?
15:35No.
15:36That's the important thing here.
15:38No, of course not.
15:40Because that would be something solid.
15:42That would be something precise.
15:43That would be a sensible thing to do.
15:45What is very, very interesting is that in the periodic table, the symbol for hydrogen is H and the symbol for helium is HE.
15:53In all the verses, the ending of this concern is H.
15:56Simply the vowel H.
15:58Exactly.
15:58This includes both the H from hydrogen and the HE from helium.
16:03What he finds interesting here is that in chemistry, not in the Quran, hydrogen is called hydrogen, and the
16:12is assigned the letter H.
16:16A random H of hydrogen.
16:19And now it's becoming downright criminal.
16:22And now I don't know whether to burst out laughing or cry bitterly.
16:26Because hydrogen is denoted as H, not the Arabic H, mind you, but the English H from Hydrogen, is now
16:35The connection was made that the Quran has a chapter in which the sentences are based on A-H-M-N.
16:44Not H, but A-H-A.
16:47Not H and not H-E, so helium.
16:51But, well, why should facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory?
16:56So there are only 15 lines.
16:59And yes, they end in A-ha-A.
17:02And there, once again, a god is being blamed for everything imaginable and impossible.
17:08And there you can see everything in these 15 lines: A-ha-A-A-ha-A-A-A-A-A
17:12-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A
17:13-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A.
17:13Yes, that's the ending.
17:15But that's not all.
17:19Another completely idiotic claim is being made.
17:23So I believe there are of course enough rational arguments for the existence of God, for the fact that the Quran is the word of God.
17:29That's what we've done many, many podcasts about, and there's a great deal of evidence, a great deal.
17:33There is plenty of evidence. Just look at the content of the Quran itself, if we examine its contents. There is truly an abundance of evidence.
17:37It's truly astonishing how Islam, the Islam virus, can shut down entire parts of the brain. Critical thinking is completely gone and
17:48Rational and logical thinking are severely limited. So are morality and concepts like truth.
17:56If there were so much evidence, then surely all those who need a god in their lives would...
18:05Then they would all be Muslims.
18:07Because there's no evidence for their gods. And if there were evidence here, then that would only be logical.
18:13Then there would be no unbelievers like me, because then God would be proven wrong.
18:19But they do exist, the unbelievers in the real world. There they are, the people who...
18:27They believe in other gods and have other books with different content.
18:33It's not as if there is a God who has a religion in a book that is so convincing
18:39The point is that everyone else needs the gods in their lives.
18:42Making a pilgrimage there isn't an option. Therefore, one has to lie to oneself and fabricate or invent something.
18:50It doesn't matter if it's true. It just has to sound good. Like a fairy tale for children.
18:57Like this.
19:00And, oh Manu, I can't believe it. Just to preface this: The Quran states that we should not destroy the earth without permission.
19:07are allowed to leave the God of Islam.
19:10So, I think that NASA or ESA or whoever has already been in space, I believe they have
19:18I didn't do that.
19:19Namely, the moon landing. Now one might ask, does the Quran describe the moon landing?
19:23No, that's obviously not the case. But there is a clue. Namely...
19:26No, I'm stopping now. The moon landing. Does the Quran mention that? No, of course not.
19:32Why? Of course not. Well, it's a noteworthy event, I think.
19:38That's not enough. And what kind of hint would that even be?
19:46Well, the... No, I mean, I think...
19:49So, you take a number. Any number.
19:53You multiply that by Mohammed's age, then divide by Aisha's age.
19:58calculates the digital root, adds the magic 19 from the Quran, and then, after some manipulations,
20:05Then a number appears, which I define as the year.
20:12Just like that. So, a number from the Quran, and then I say, no, this number, no, that's a year.
20:17Just like that, for no reason.
20:19Now I just need to look up in history books what happened this year.
20:24But there's nothing there. That means I have to convert it to a different calendar.
20:31and that's when I find the moon landing that year.
20:35The year of the moon landing. Amazing. That convinces everyone, doesn't it?
20:40If it's written in the Quran, you just need to give it a little nudge.
20:44And then there are these blinking eyes, these signs pointing towards the 21st century.
20:50And if you look closely, you'll find that it's the moon landing.
20:57The chapter in which the splitting of the moon is claimed, namely 54.1.
21:02The next sentence then suggests that it is magic.
21:05Therefore, they are threatened.
21:07But that doesn't matter here, at least.
21:09He says here...
21:10And if we look at this verse and see how many verses there are until the end of the Quran,
21:14Then we see that there are approximately 1390 verses.
21:16If we now take this number 1390 and convert it to the Gregorian calendar,
21:20Then we come to the number, very interesting, 1969.
21:23Okay, that means there are 1390 sentences until the beginning of the Quran.
21:28Oh no, almost to the end, but only approximately.
21:32Because nothing works precisely here.
21:35And why?
21:37So I'm just going to ask,
21:39after he arbitrarily chose any number as the year,
21:44Why does he count the number of sentences up to the end and not up to the beginning?
21:48Well, because he didn't find anything there that could be used in any way.
21:52And now he takes this number 1390 and says it is a date in the Islamic calendar.
22:00So, years in accordance with Islamic law after Muhammad's flight from Mecca.
22:05And if you convert that to the Gregorian calendar,
22:09"The year 1969 comes out there," he says.
22:12The year of the moon landing.
22:15But that's not the case at all.
22:17Because if you do all that, you get 1970.
22:21And I've checked it several times.
22:24But the outcome is always different from what the guy in the video claimed.
22:28That's embarrassing.
22:29But the Islamic god can't do math anyway.
22:32We know that feeling.
22:34Just for better understanding.
22:36Even if he hadn't acted so stupidly
22:39and it would actually have resulted in the number 1969,
22:44It would be completely uninteresting.
22:46First, his personal opinion that it was the year of the moon landing,
22:52He wants to make it an event.
22:55Is this proof of anything?
22:58No, of course not.
23:00It's cheap numerology.
23:04That's exactly like the second part of the sentence from earlier,
23:07when it says that humans are made from a liquid,
23:11which is swirling around somewhere in the upper body.
23:13I'll have to look for that.
23:14What is located between the ribs and the spine?
23:19Okay.
23:21I'll waste a few seconds,
23:22But this shows just how idiotic that actually is.
23:25We all know, or at least I think we do,
23:26that on September 11, 2001
23:28Planes have been deliberately flown into buildings in the USA.
23:32And if you just let your imagination run wild a little,
23:36Remarkable coincidences emerge from this.
23:39You just have to look for it.
23:42Well, we'll leave it at that.
23:44And finally, one more note.
23:46Please write your comments below.
23:49which symbol you found most interesting.
23:52That would interest me very, very much.
23:54I look forward to your comments.
23:55Comments are indeed allowed.
23:58Well, mine is still here.
24:00With that in mind, see you soon.
24:02Ciao for now.
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