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💞HOT SHORT 💞 My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:37The lights are over!
00:44It's a big city for you!
00:45The Star Wars Plays!
00:45The Star Wars Plays!
00:52I don't know any one either.
01:03Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach
01:09the surface. Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier. I'm retired. Don't bring that crap
01:46to my door. Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard! Sire, you're finally
02:14stepping in!
02:28Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:58What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:06Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:12Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath
03:16on crazy people.
03:25Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:34fight!
03:42Get your hands off me, creep! Sorry! I didn't mean to-
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured. I was drugged. This whole thing
04:22is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really need this
04:28guy.
04:33Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:55Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:34Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:26Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough!
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burr!
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-toppin' orcer?!
08:14Who the hell are you?!
08:26Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:36Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:18I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:07Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:25This Aura? She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
10:46Mommy? Mommy?
10:57Mommy?
11:02It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name Leora, who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore. Spread your legs for some straight dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No! Let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:45Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:56Boss? Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe. Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:25Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More. Try it.
13:50These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32Ha ha ha ha!
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:58You're safe here, Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:12Daddy! Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:20Lily's in trouble!
15:26I... I'm not tasty!
15:29My mommy and daddy are super strong!
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:40I will... devour you!
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne!
15:47Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:49I'm not a man, but I'll be back in a fight with that.
15:51I'm not a man!
16:01Whoop!
16:02Go on!
16:03You ever have a man!
16:05Yeah!
16:11Huh!
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:27i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip my head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:04jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure
17:30that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the
17:48monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:25i don't know what you're doing
18:30i don't know what i'm doing
18:31oh
18:32yeah
18:32yeah
18:33yeah
18:33yeah
18:33yeah
18:33yeah
18:59My liege, have mercy.
19:02I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
19:05Please, spare my life.
19:06No problem.
19:08Thank you, my lord.
19:08Thank you for your mercy.
19:10Try to remember that in your next life.
19:25Enjoying the show?
19:35My king!
19:36We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:39Listen to me.
19:40If any of you take one step near my daughter again,
19:44I will skin you alive.
19:47Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:49Yes!
19:50Yes, my liege!
20:03My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you,
20:06I'll just have to dig up the truth myself.
20:17That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:21But Poseidon?
20:22Guy's long gone.
20:24Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:26Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:29Wanna bet?
20:29There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:42The world's the same as ever.
20:45The dead are louder than the living.
20:47Who the hell are you?
20:49You're in Hades territory, asshole!
21:02Poseidon?
21:13Is Hades still breathing?
21:15If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:22Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:30I don't have time for this.
21:31I'm not wasting it on you.
21:33I need a background check.
21:39You know who I am?
21:41Hades is ace.
21:42You crash my spot, you die here!
22:07Little fish.
22:09Little fish.
22:16Headed staff?
22:18One shot?
22:19The sea king?
22:20He's real.
22:23Hades?
22:24You hiding?
22:25Come out.
22:27Or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:30One.
22:32Two.
22:36Thank the fates!
22:38The boss is here!
22:43Boss, this bum!
22:51You idiot!
22:52Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:55You're done.
22:56Get out.
22:57In front of Poseidon.
22:58Your ants.
22:59I'm saving your worthless heights.
23:06My lord.
23:07Is this handling satisfactory?
23:09I'm not here for fun.
23:11Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:19I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:21You have three days.
23:22I'll be back.
23:27Everyone!
23:28Drop what you're doing!
23:29Full sweep on the Leora and child!
23:32Every resource, every contact.
23:34Now!
23:34Tell them Poseidon's back!
23:36Yes, boss!
23:43Poseidon's back.
23:44Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:55Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:57Kid comes with us alive.
23:59She's still hurt.
24:00Easy pickets.
24:01Let's move.
24:14We'll make a nice stew.
24:16Surprise daddy for lunch?
24:18Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:22Ha ha ha ha!
24:24A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:28Pathetic.
24:31Who are you?
24:33Dylan's orders.
24:35Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:37Or I drag your corpse back.
24:40Mommy?
24:41Who's the ugly goat man?
24:43Hand over the kid.
24:53Stay away from my daughter!
24:55Don't you dare touch her!
24:57Don't you dare touch her!
25:12Mommy, you're bleeding!
25:15This forest is locked down.
25:17Surrender now.
25:19I'll go with you.
25:20On one condition.
25:22Let my daughter go!
25:23No, Mommy!
25:26I'm not leaving you!
25:27No, Mommy, I'm not leaving you!
25:37Kid's mine.
25:39You die.
25:43You poisoned me?
25:47My poison fog.
25:49The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:52Give up!
25:54You've gone too far.
25:57Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
26:02You're wounded.
26:04Poisoned.
26:06Done.
26:07The kid's coming with me.
26:11Don't touch her!
26:12Come at me!
26:14Feisty one.
26:16Dylan wants you dead.
26:17But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:27Such a pretty face.
26:29All mine now.
26:34Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:37Ah!
26:43Lily!
26:44Lily!
26:45Run!
26:46Get out of here!
26:51Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
27:01Lily!
27:03Lily!
27:09Daddy?
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:32Jack.
27:34What the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:42Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go!
28:08Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:30Do you guys have once in freeze.
28:46Let me pick him up.
28:50Let him go!
28:56pigeon'sexpndry hep.
28:57Damn it.
28:58I tough be with you.
29:19daddy don't leave mommy i don't want to lose her
29:23shh lily don't cry daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay
29:27we're going back for her right now
29:35hand over the kid i'll make your death quick
29:47lily turn around and cover your ears okay
29:52daddy's gonna do a little magic trick
29:54okay
29:59you are the best
30:09some nobody dare stare me down you're asking to die
30:15you're not human who the hell are you
30:18my daughter's here so i'm keeping it clean
30:21disappear
30:41okay lily you can turn around now
30:48daddy what happened to the bad guy
30:50he got so dazzled by how cute you are he just passed out
31:00lily stay right here inside this circle don't move daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys
31:05i'll be right back
31:11daddy be careful
31:14don't worry lily no one's ever beaten your dad
31:24that poison's eaten you alive little nymph
31:26how much longer you got
31:28let me have my fun first
31:32so what i'll drag you to hell with me before i die
31:47damn you take a hit well
31:49well let's enjoy this body then i'll turn you into my eternal trophy
31:55for jack and lily even if i die
31:58i'm taking this beast down with me
32:02no signal you trying to hog the glory
32:05more coming
32:06killing one won't save jack and lily
32:08no choice
32:09i'm taking them down with me
32:11this the woman dylan wants
32:12where the kid
32:13some guy took the brat
32:17useless
32:17grab her first
32:19then we hunt the child
32:23just
32:25let jack and lily be safe
32:31you all want to come at once
32:32then die together
32:33pick your graves
32:46why did you come back
32:48where's lily
32:53lily's safe
32:54don't push yourself
32:57so this is the woman's secret lover
33:00her taste is trash
33:02beg now
33:03and maybe i'll leave your corpses in one piece
33:06refuse
33:08and you'll be screaming
33:09end it fast
33:13you
33:14in our eyes you're not even an enemy
33:16just weeds to be crushed under feet
33:20just hold on a little longer
33:22jack means more to me than anything
33:24i won't let him get hurt
33:36you want my husband
33:38step over my corpse first
33:41in a hurry to die
33:42fine
33:43i'll oblige
34:01you're half dead already
34:13you're half dead already
34:15how the hell
34:16how the hell did you knock me back
34:18the sea is sinking
34:19those are poseidon's warriors
34:21this
34:23can't be
34:48ancient ekathra
34:50the coastal legend monster
34:52why would she be here
34:54why would she be here
34:55why would she be here
34:57our boss has real backing
34:59he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
35:02no matter how strong you are
35:05kneel and beg
35:06they're coming for us
35:07we're finished
35:09don't worry darling
35:10things might turn around
35:11lyra veil has been captured
35:14now we await the sea king's warriors
35:16to execute this peasant
35:19they're here for me
35:20jack stay behind me
35:23with me here
35:24no one touches you
35:25stop saying that jack
35:26look around
35:27we're surrounded
35:28we could actually die here
35:35my lords
35:37let me teach this adulterous couple
35:39a lesson
35:43you worthless creature
35:45you shouldn't even exist
35:48where i stand
35:56who dares show such insolence
36:00before the lord of the sea
36:02you
36:03you
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