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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer
00:01:02I don't care. I said shorten. What the hell?
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11What do you think you're doing? We're going to make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30No
00:02:31Kill him
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him
00:03:33Wait
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric.
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:34Eric.
00:04:36Eric.
00:04:39Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40All right.
00:05:40Well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling.
00:05:53You know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02Oh.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:09Daniel!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets your bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card, Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:42You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a idiot.
00:07:58What a loser.
00:07:59Should've kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn.
00:08:25He got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:46You dirty thief.
00:08:47You dirty thief.
00:08:53You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:08:59Hey man, it's all good. I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three card Monty. That's always a scam.
00:09:14I know. I know. I just... I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed. Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet. Why so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he... he died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:47Hey, wait. You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner. That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh... I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh... I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit. You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just a light of hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hands saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Ray.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:33I think...
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:11:36I think it's better if I left you.
00:11:40You're the one.
00:11:41I'm the one.
00:11:46I think it's better if I left you.
00:11:47I'm the one.
00:11:48I'm the one.
00:11:53I'm the one.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00Drop, Lord!
00:12:02what did i tell you i don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff well i'm the prop assistant
00:12:08just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove shit see this stuff this stuff is to
00:12:15not
00:12:15be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me if i'm wrong
00:12:28but you're not a three star magician are you no not not since i was 12 after becoming the
00:12:37world's first seven star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:12:42you're not you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us
00:12:53real
00:12:57magicians okay what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my
00:13:09gold zephyr deck the master of magic himself use this type of deck actually i prefer the platinum
00:13:15deck well if they're so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on
00:13:19the table like they're just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck
00:13:24is funny you're fired if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you
00:13:34to find brie
00:13:34help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now because here comes mr kensington
00:13:49hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:05i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:12how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true
00:14:26of course not sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:33i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:45yeah daniel let's see it show us what you got do you even know a single trick tell you what
00:14:51if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep
00:14:59your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the master of magic could have done it
00:15:03that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician that you fire him samuel this isn't
00:15:14fair
00:15:14i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right to challenge daniel but sir he
00:15:21brie it's okay 15 seconds you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:45have to oh the little prop boy has a cheering section now if i win you're all gonna have to
00:15:51start treating brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:57brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal
00:16:03it's not like you have a chance in hell anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues
00:16:28you said he was good i thought he would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you
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00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of magic could have done this no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was
00:17:22distracting us i knew it yeah of course just some amateur trying something stupid nothing
00:17:27but a cheap lazy trick from the hack now it's got a show to prep
00:17:36sophie eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend
00:18:23this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with the
00:18:31owner which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of
00:18:38magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out
00:19:06hey hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half
00:19:11and let the adults talk i'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion
00:19:18not if i can prove you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you a chance
00:19:22a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team wins you keep your contract
00:19:29my team wins your contract is terminated then you go back to doing uh birthday parties for eight
00:19:35heroes deal mr kingzington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against
00:19:43great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another week
00:19:49not my problem hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no holds barred battle
00:20:04to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace of our sleeve
00:20:15daniel
00:20:16you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20asbestrick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kin sends to
00:20:34us
00:20:35and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation
00:20:40matt van buren
00:20:54oh no oh god no what how did he get matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water
00:21:29into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges
00:21:37wins matt van buren won the grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths
00:21:43he's way beyond xavier's league we're gonna lose
00:21:53maybe not showtime
00:22:01xavier
00:22:05xavier not you
00:22:08what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dust shit yeah xavier's the best
00:22:29of
00:22:29all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the little prop boy but leave
00:22:33this to the real
00:22:33shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like matt van buren
00:23:12don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the shadows where you
00:23:17belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act
00:23:21you'll get beat so bad you'll never see my big showstopper
00:23:25matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in the world
00:23:28they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in over
00:23:33a decade
00:23:33uh no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:45a
00:23:45hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:50to judge their
00:23:51strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i come
00:23:58in and
00:23:58save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real
00:24:02magician
00:24:06and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your
00:24:17moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really thought that he
00:24:28could
00:24:28hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me don't feel too bad you should be honored
00:24:39to
00:24:39be on the stage with me gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look
00:24:48a little
00:24:48nervous maybe you should be because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're supposed
00:25:16to prepare your illusion i'm good no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you
00:25:28have what coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph are you ready or do you need more
00:25:42time
00:25:42to prepare now i don't need more time for this trick then first up is matt von buren pay attention
00:25:55this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:10it's finished
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a
00:26:24trick that's even as fraction as good as matt's what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick
00:26:32fool you i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a
00:26:37miracle
00:26:37i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick all in good time idiot everybody
00:27:17knows
00:27:17that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:35stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't be in
00:28:03this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:24you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:39but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55but first i'm gonna need some help
00:29:00brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:38but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:08that's it nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine hey mr kentington
00:30:15i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking no i think there's something else going on now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i
00:30:27can't seem to complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which will be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing he's like a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:02how
00:31:04how
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14That's amazing.
00:31:21Whoa!
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26So great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:28You're a young man.
00:31:30Incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:53How is this possible?
00:32:01Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's...
00:32:47Correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:01I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:33:06Oh!
00:33:08Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:11Oh!
00:33:14Oh!
00:33:14I need your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45He probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed to know who was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's... that's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41Alright.
00:34:41Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun in the first round.
00:34:52But now, watch an actual pro.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges.
00:34:57Or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now!
00:35:07Yeah! Get him Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh! You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:47That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?! I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:07Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh, my gosh, her pace. How is she doing?
00:37:48Is she about to break the record?
00:37:49They're about to break the record.
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:54This is history.
00:37:56That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration.
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the Master of Magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:22But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just a dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic, but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58You put that guy on stage for Pete's sake.
00:39:00Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new Master of Magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir.
00:39:34Are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Bree.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:50Listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him, just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:53Hey, Bree, uh, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass!
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:32Stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38Just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53Don't blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:17You sure about that?
00:43:18What?
00:43:20What?
00:43:21Oh!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:23Oh!
00:43:24Oh!
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:29Oh!
00:43:30Oh!
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:41Oh!
00:43:44Oh!
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:49Yes we are!
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen…
00:43:52We have 78 changes!
00:43:54I can't believe it. It's not possible. It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals, but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait. Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used. Showmanship. The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:18Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed the return of a legend.
00:44:22Because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:36Oh, God. I just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question, I believe I see for all three judges to declare that Daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it. Daniel wins the competition!
00:44:55Woo! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel! Daniel!
00:45:06Please. Please forgive me. I was just so inspired by your example growing up that I feel as if you've
00:45:12been with me every step of the way.
00:45:13How dare you lie to me! You swore to me you learned everything from him! You're nothing but a fraud!
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you. I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of
00:45:30magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic, you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:39Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it. I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58Down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater. That was the deal.
00:46:17Right. Of course. But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33Yeah!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow! Everybody, give it up for the master of magic! Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course. I mean, even an idiot could see he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, um, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15Oh, no, no, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right?
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:24Yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:29The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word, okay?
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44First of all...
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know...
00:47:48I do think...
00:47:50Maybe a little public humiliation...
00:47:52Will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go! Just go! Just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:10No!
00:48:14So...
00:48:15You're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I...
00:48:21Don't feel I...
00:48:22Am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If, um...
00:48:26You wanna stay...
00:48:28I gladly open for you.
00:48:29And give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh...
00:48:33Whether you stay or leave, it's...
00:48:35It's completely...
00:48:37Your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die...
00:48:45You'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm at the Master of Magic.
00:48:50That may be true...
00:48:53But...
00:48:54Nobody else...
00:48:55Could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:04Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11That bracelet...
00:49:13Could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey!
00:49:29All this time, and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33And you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt, he'd come running.
00:49:42I want him out of the most.
00:49:44I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down...
00:49:57Is when you stopped being the Master of Magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04And your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the Master of Magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We want an interview!
00:50:22Daniel!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You just have to be here somewhere.
00:50:45You're friends.
00:50:46Ah, well that sounds...
00:50:49Awful.
00:50:50Yeah.
00:50:50Hmm.
00:50:57You're my favourite.
00:51:00You're my favourite.
00:51:00I'll be right back.
00:51:05It's okay.
00:51:07he's standing here.
00:51:08Oh yeah.
00:51:20He's standing here.
00:51:20And it's a basement of the house.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:55This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your funds millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah?
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:49Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08And Evita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:18Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:49And then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:59Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all reasons.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:43All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15You got that.
00:57:16A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a hast?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink with water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already hit them off his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21He's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23He wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of work.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional work.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14You smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:18Oh, my God.
01:01:22I got that scent.
01:01:24I can't, it is east.
01:01:25HALT!
01:01:28HALT!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on dimmit.
01:01:36It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And if that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in here?
01:01:50When he goes to destroy the guards, they will catch you.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gunstone.
01:01:57Here we go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the biggest distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindru slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My patrolman's ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will cut.
01:03:21Oh, no way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:31How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not a real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paying out.
01:03:59Code 11.
01:04:00All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible.
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:42-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:49What blazes?
01:04:50How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that.
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alyssa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah.
01:05:44Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down, three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert.
01:06:11False entry detected.
01:06:13Notifying authorities in 20...
01:06:15Meep, meep, meep.
01:06:16Alyssa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:2611...
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying you've taught us before, so...
01:06:30No problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five...
01:06:35Five...
01:06:36Four...
01:06:37Three...
01:06:38Two...
01:06:41Three...
01:06:42Two...
01:07:02Two...
01:07:04I don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be fester than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not chew.
01:07:14Stop distracting her.
01:07:15This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alyssa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing, and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:36Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here.
01:07:52I can help.
01:07:53Fine, idiot.
01:07:54I almost found it.
01:07:55Alyssa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up, but I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if he'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel,
01:08:37we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Thickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:09:00Oh, the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in over our heads?
01:09:05Ladies,
01:09:06I suggest we get in.
01:09:16Oh, my fuck.
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kispy and see.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault, right?
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:22It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid, he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:52But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who?
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16I want to be petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's not a nobody.
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy, like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, jeez.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:29You blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:34Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:07How did you do that?
01:14:11Well, I sound like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry.
01:14:23It's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:14:55Oh my God!
01:15:06We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows and the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:41Hi!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one, the only, mistress of magic herself, Charity Angier.
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