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00:00From the Alex Trebek stage at Sony Picture Studios, this is Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Star!
00:12Introducing tonight's celebrity players.
00:16She's an Emmy-winning sports comedy host, now on SiriusXM's fan service, and her podcast, Casuals.
00:23Here's Katie Nolan.
00:25Hello. He's an actor, writer, and producer you know from Apple TV's The Morning Show and his indie horror series,
00:34The Creep Tapes.
00:35Please welcome Mark Duplass.
00:40And she was a seven-season cast member on SNL and is now the host of the podcast, Woo Woo,
00:47with Rachel Dratch.
00:49It's Rachel Dratch.
00:52And now, here is your host, Ken Jennings.
00:59Thank you, Johnny Gilbert.
01:00And welcome, everyone, to the first-ever Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars.
01:04Over the past three seasons, we've seen some exceptional gameplay from our celebrity contestants,
01:09and now 21 of the very best are back with us to compete.
01:13The All-Stars tournament begins here in the quarterfinals.
01:16Winners move on to the semifinals, where they'll be joined by former celebrity champions Ike Ferenholz, Lisa Ann Walter, and
01:23W. Kamau Bell.
01:24Only three can advance to the finals, where they'll have a chance to win that coveted million-dollar grand prize
01:30for charity.
01:31First up, we have with us tonight Rachel Dratch, Mark Duplass, and Katie Nolan.
01:35Welcome back, everybody. How are we feeling?
01:37Good.
01:37Excited!
01:38It seems like real excitement. I buy that.
01:40Should we play Jeopardy?
01:41Sure.
01:42Good luck. Let's do it.
01:43Here are the categories we have for you in the first round.
01:46First up, oh, good news, you're invited to the wedding.
01:49Then we have a world history quiz, blank, blank, and blank, and each response in that category will be in
01:57that format, like snap, crackle, and pop.
01:59Then we have the old college try, starts with two vowels, and finally, the King James Bible tells me so.
02:07Rachel, you get to select first.
02:09Ooh, how about blank, blank, and blank for 100, please?
02:11Sure. In Christianity, the Trinity refers to the unity of these three in one Godhead. Mark.
02:19What is the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost?
02:21Yes.
02:22All right, let's do the old college try for 100.
02:25What began as a small school that opened in 1838 in Randolph County, North Carolina, became this university, named for
02:32a tobacco magnate.
02:37And now it's Duke University.
02:38Oh, don't.
02:39All right, back to you, Mark.
02:40Let's do blank, blank, and blank for two.
02:43Meaning completely, these three elements are part of a firearm.
02:47Rachel.
02:47Oh, I did that wrong.
02:49What is hook, line, and sinker?
02:51And I know that's not right.
02:51It is not, I'm afraid.
02:53That's not a firearm.
02:54Katie.
02:55What is lock, stock, and barrel?
02:56Those are parts of a firearm.
02:58Well done.
02:59That was a guess.
03:00Okay, let's go to, starts with two vowels for 300.
03:05Ooh, okay.
03:06You can clean a wound with a tincture made from this element, but it's going to sting, so put on
03:11your big kid pants.
03:12Katie.
03:13What is iodine?
03:14Yes.
03:15Starts with two vowels for 400.
03:17Sometimes confused with an anteater, this nocturnal mammal is also known as an earth pig.
03:23Katie.
03:24What is an aardvark?
03:24It is an aardvark.
03:26Starts with two vowels for 500.
03:28It's a gooey medicine for your skin, but be careful, sometimes there's a fly in it.
03:33Rachel.
03:34What is ointment?
03:35Fly in the ointment, yes, takes you out of the hole.
03:37Blank, blank, and blank for 300, please.
03:40Jeff Emmerich used this Beatles song as the title of his memoir of being their sound engineer.
03:48What is here, there, and everywhere?
03:51Oh, okay.
03:51Back to you, Rachel.
03:52Oh, how about, um, starts with two vowels for 200, please.
03:56It's a feeling of elation or well-being.
03:59Some feel it in nature or at the gym.
04:01Others, while watching Zendaya on TV.
04:04Rachel.
04:05What is euphoria?
04:05Yeah.
04:06Um, old college try for 200, please.
04:09In 2020, this Ivy League school in New Jersey dropped Woodrow Wilson's name from two institutions.
04:15Mark.
04:16What is Princeton?
04:17That's right.
04:18Uh, let's go blank, blank, and blank for four.
04:20It's been said flat out that romaine is the best to use in this sandwich.
04:25The other two marquee ingredients can be nooskies and vine ripe.
04:29Katie.
04:29What is a, what is a bacon, lettuce, and tomato?
04:32That's right.
04:32You remembered the category.
04:34Nicely done.
04:34Um, let's finish that category for $500.
04:38Dating from the time of the revolution, this trio makes up the national motto of France.
04:43Rachel.
04:43What is Liberté Egalité Fraternity?
04:46Well done, yes.
04:47Okay.
04:48Um, old college try for 300, please.
04:51This East Coast school says it's obsessed with numbers.
04:54Even its janitors are math geniuses, at least on screen.
04:57Rachel.
04:58What is Harvard?
04:59It was not Harvard.
04:59Oh, I was going.
05:01Marker Katie.
05:03Goodwill Hunting is a janitor at MIT.
05:06Oh, yeah.
05:06I thought it was Harvard.
05:07Back to you, Rachel.
05:08Okay, old college try for 400.
05:10In 1967, the tech school bearing the name of this man merged with a science research center
05:16called the Mellon Institute.
05:18Rachel.
05:18Who is Carnegie?
05:19Yes.
05:20Okay, um, how about, um, old college try for 500?
05:23We'll finish it off with this.
05:25Course fees, an annual stipend of about $25,000, and two flights to and from the UK are part of
05:31this scholarship at Oxford.
05:33Katie.
05:34What is the Rhodes Scholarship?
05:35That's right.
05:35Thank goodness.
05:36Um, let's go with, it starts with two vowels for $100.
05:41Microsoft introduced this spelling feature in 1993.
05:45We still use it today, even though sometimes it drives us nuts.
05:49Rachel.
05:50What is autocorrect?
05:50That is correct, yes.
05:52Okay.
05:52That's autocorrect, in fact.
05:54You're just $600 off Katie's lead.
05:56We're going to pause for a moment, but we'll come back with more Celebrity Jeopardy!
05:59All-Stars.
06:00Don't need to go anywhere.
06:01Okay.
06:02We did it.
06:02First one in the book.
06:03Move it, guys.
06:03We did it.
06:04Move it.
06:05Move it.
06:05Move it.
06:05No big mistakes.
06:06Move it.
06:28Move it.
06:29You're so flattered.
06:29Yeah, it's the best.
06:30This is the best show on television.
06:32You know that.
06:32It's pretty good.
06:33Yeah.
06:33It's pretty good.
06:34Do you have any expectations for yourself this time?
06:35Former finalist.
06:36That's quite a resume.
06:37I know.
06:37So I'm trying not to hold myself to too high of a standard, because I don't want to put
06:40too much pressure.
06:42But I'd like to win it all this time.
06:44I lost in the finals to Lisa Ann, a worthy competitor.
06:47She's very good.
06:48Excited to see again.
06:50But yeah, I'd like her to get eliminated before we...
06:53You know what I mean?
06:54I just want to win this time.
06:55I want to win.
06:56You don't want the rematch with Lisa Ann.
06:57No, I would.
06:58I mean, look.
06:58Everybody, there's so many talented people that are here.
07:01This is like much more stressful than last time, I feel, because of the all-star of it
07:06all.
07:06So I'm a little...
07:07I'm nervous, but excited.
07:08Because you got some experience under your belt.
07:10Yeah.
07:10If I remember right, she was the only player in that finals who remembered the phrase,
07:13the butler did it.
07:14Yeah, Ken, you remember right.
07:16Oh.
07:16Here's the thing.
07:17So like, I realized afterwards, and I'm sure you've heard this before from contestants
07:20on Jeopardy.
07:22I knew that phrase.
07:24It just didn't come to mind at all.
07:26It was the butler did it, was the final Jeopardy.
07:28And I realized afterwards, because everybody told me on social media, that when the Patriots
07:34won the Super Bowl against the Seahawks, sorry, don't be mad, Malcolm Butler intercepted
07:39the pass, and the butler did it, was like the headline across, so I absolutely should
07:44have known.
07:44There was a sports way to get that.
07:46I think I even had a t-shirt that said the butler did it, since Ben donated, but I had
07:50one and it did not come to mind.
07:51I was very disappointed.
07:52Well, best of luck to you.
07:53Thanks for making a return to Celebrity Jeopardy.
07:55To play, among others, Mark Duplass, an actor, writer, and producer originally from New
08:00Orleans, you played very well in your first Celebrity Jeopardy appearance.
08:04The Daily Doubles didn't go your way, but it was a great game, Mark.
08:08Have you been preparing differently this time out?
08:10A hundred percent.
08:11Okay.
08:12I went full on like SAT prep mode last time and very much stressed myself out watching
08:18hundreds of episodes of Jeopardy and reading trivia books.
08:21And I think maybe like half of one thing helped me on one of the answers.
08:26So this time I was like, you know what, I'm going to mellow it out a little bit, kind
08:30of, you know, just listen to some Yanni, some Enya on the way in.
08:35So you were a little over-prepared, you feel?
08:37I think I was over-prepared.
08:38I was also a little over-caffeinated and over-hydrated.
08:41And so I was also, I really had to pee for like half of the game.
08:46We should go back and look at tape and see if we can tell.
08:49There's a lot of bounce.
08:50A little dancing?
08:51There's a lot of leg jiggle.
08:52Dancing going on?
08:53And my friend John C. Reilly once said, look, you can't be funny if you have to pee.
08:57So you always got to pee before you go on stage.
08:58And apparently you can't be intelligent if you have to pee as well.
09:02By the way, we can break at any time.
09:04I don't want like Mark's bladder to alarm either of you.
09:07Everybody gets all the potty breaks they need on Celebrity Jeopardy.
09:11My promise to you three.
09:12Rachel Dratch is here, originally from Lexington, Massachusetts.
09:16You were a very impressive player in your first Celebrity Jeopardy appearance.
09:20If I remember right, like 10 consecutive clues at the start of the game responded to correctly
09:25by you and made it to the semifinals.
09:27Semifinals, yeah.
09:28Your fellow contestants here have called you one to watch out for.
09:30Oh.
09:31They're scouting you.
09:32Wow.
09:33That's flattering.
09:34I don't know.
09:35I don't know if my synapses are going as well as they were last time, but hopefully they
09:39are.
09:39Yes.
09:40Do you have confidence from that great performance last time out here on the Alex Trebek stage?
09:43That was a good like sort of confluence of events because they were both sort of like
09:47word puzzle kind of things.
09:49I might be a little better at that than the more fact-related things.
09:53So I don't know.
09:54It's just sort of, you just have to try to have fun and relax, I think.
09:57That's, I mean.
09:58Relax.
09:59Relax, everyone.
10:00Relax, everyone.
10:02Okay.
10:02You have command of the board right now, Rachel.
10:04Just $600 off the lead.
10:06Three categories left.
10:07What do you like up there?
10:08Uh, okay.
10:09How about, um, world history quiz for $300?
10:13In July 1588.
10:15Uh-oh.
10:16This fleet.
10:17Not your favorite year.
10:19This fleet of ships under the command of the Duke of Medina-Sydonia was spotted off the
10:23English coast.
10:25Rachel.
10:26What is it?
10:26Spanish Armada?
10:27That's correct.
10:28Yeah.
10:28Good job.
10:29Oh, but can I tell you something insane right now?
10:31Absolutely.
10:32I'm not kidding.
10:32That was some regular Jeopardy.
10:34This is crazy.
10:35The guy that was doing my hair this morning.
10:38I was like, tell me something.
10:40I was like, I don't know facts.
10:41He's like, oh, like the Spanish Armada.
10:42And I was like, well, let me look that up.
10:46It's the only research I did for this whole thing.
10:48Okay, I'm sorry, but I'm freaking out.
10:50Just to be clear, Rachel, the guy who did your hair knew nothing about the contents of
10:53the Jeopardy game board.
10:54He was running the Spanish Armada.
10:55Perfect.
10:56That's perfect.
10:57And you saw 1588 and you were like, oh, that's my, I hate that year.
11:01It was just on my mind.
11:02And it was the, your.
11:03Okay, sorry, everyone.
11:04I really took a tangent turn there, but okay.
11:07It's a good tangent.
11:08Okay.
11:09A good tangent.
11:09Select again and we'll see what else your, what else your hairdresser knows.
11:12Okay, world history quiz for 400, please.
11:14Answer there.
11:15Oh, boy.
11:16Oh, boy.
11:17I don't know history.
11:18Okay.
11:19The Spanish Armada hooked you up, Rachel.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22History?
11:23You're just $300 behind Katie.
11:24How much of that $1,500 do you want to risk on world history quiz?
11:28I'm just going to do 300.
11:30Okay.
11:30You'll be tied for the lead if you're right.
11:32Here's your clue.
11:34After making the mistake of shacking up with the wrong beefcake, she became the last ruler
11:39of the Ptolemaic dynasty in Egypt.
11:42I don't know.
11:43Who is Cleopatra?
11:44Cleopatra's right.
11:45Yeah.
11:46You're tied for first place.
11:50You're now two for two in world history.
11:52You want to go back to it?
11:53All right.
11:54How about world history for 500, please?
11:57This ninth leader of the Aztec Empire tried to pay Hernán Cortés in gold to stay away.
12:02Cortés kidnapped him.
12:06It's bad news for Montezuma.
12:08Of course.
12:09Back to you, Rachel.
12:10Okay.
12:11How about you're invited to the wedding for 300?
12:14You're invited to the wedding of Georg von Trapp in this film.
12:18Oddly, during the ceremony, you'll hear nuns sing about how his bride Maria is a problem.
12:24Katie.
12:24What is the sound of music?
12:25Yes.
12:26Rude nuns.
12:26Ah, you're invited to the wedding, uh, 400.
12:31Of these two guys on Modern Family, nothing will stop the wedding.
12:35Not even a wildfire or the officiant's water breaking.
12:41It's been a minute.
12:42The character names Mitch and Cam.
12:44Mitch.
12:45Back to you, Katie.
12:46Mitch.
12:46I couldn't remember Mitch.
12:47I didn't know if I would get half credit.
12:49No half credit, I'm sorry.
12:50You're invited to the wedding for 500, Ken.
12:52Of Lillian and Doug in this movie, Rose Byrne, who's in the wedding party, hired Wilson Phillips to sing Hold
12:57On.
12:58Mark.
12:59What is Bridesmaids?
13:00That's the movie.
13:00Let's do King James Bible Tells Me So for 400.
13:04Howbeit the hair of this man's head began to grow again after he was shaven.
13:09Rachel.
13:10Who is Samson?
13:10Right.
13:11Um, how about a Bible for 500, please?
13:15And this man said, divide the living child in two and give half to the one and half to the
13:20other.
13:21Rachel.
13:21Who is Solomon?
13:22Yes.
13:22King Solomon.
13:23Um, Bible for 300, please.
13:25If thou refuse to let my people go, behold, tomorrow will I bring these insects into thy coast.
13:32Katie.
13:32What are locusts?
13:33Threatening locusts, right.
13:35Uh, King James Bible for 200.
13:37And the Lord spake unto the fish, and it vomited out this man upon the dry land.
13:42Rachel.
13:43Who is Jonah?
13:44Jonah got vomited.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, King James Bible for 100.
13:47Where is Abel thy brother?
13:49And he said, I know not.
13:51Am I these three words?
13:53Katie.
13:54What is my brother's keeper?
13:55Those are the words.
13:56Uh, let's do you're invited to the wedding for 200.
14:00Of Daphne and Simon, aka the Duke of Hastings, on this steamy show that's the talk of the
14:05tawn.
14:06Katie.
14:07What is Bridgerton?
14:08Yes.
14:09Wedding for 100?
14:10Of Ross and Emily on this TV series.
14:13You'll want a good seat, so arrive early.
14:15Ross is going to say the wrong name.
14:17Katie.
14:17What is Friends?
14:18Of course.
14:19World history quiz for two.
14:21South African jazz musician Hugh Masekela wrote Bring Him Back Home about this leader
14:26imprisoned for 27 years.
14:28Rachel.
14:29Who is Nelson Mandela?
14:30That's right.
14:31Here's the final clue.
14:32Perhaps we're all related to this Mongol emperor who pillaged and plundered from 1206 to 1227.
14:39Mark.
14:39Who is Attila?
14:40Not Attila.
14:42Rachel or Katie?
14:43Rachel.
14:43Who is Genghis Khan?
14:44That's the right conqueror.
14:46That means Rachel has a $400 lead at the end of the Jeopardy round.
14:50Mark's got a little catching up to do, but fear not, Mark.
14:52Two rounds of Jeopardy to come, and Double Jeopardy will begin right after this.
14:57You're a history buff.
14:59That was awesome.
15:00I should have paid for it.
15:02I mean, but you can't.
15:03I can't believe you guys have.
15:04That's crazy.
15:07Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy All-Stars.
15:10Let's show our three celebs the new categories in Double Jeopardy.
15:13First up, we're blinding you with science.
15:17Then we have wordplay in rap, followed by middle D, because D will be the exact middle letter
15:24in each response.
15:25After that, help a poet out, stamp of approval, and finally, let's go tubing.
15:32And I should say, for legal reasons, these are not actual travel tips.
15:35Do not try this at home.
15:36Mark, you're up first.
15:38Let's do middle D for $600.
15:40These three letters follow the dot in Stanford's URL.
15:44Mark.
15:45What is E-D-U?
15:46You got it.
15:47Let's do middle D for $800.
15:49To lead the orchestra.
15:51Rachel.
15:52What is conduct?
15:53That's the right word.
15:54Middle D for $1,000.
15:56The red elm and blue beech are this type of tree that sheds leaves seasonally.
16:01Rachel.
16:02What is deciduous?
16:03That's right, for $1,000.
16:04Okay.
16:05Help a poet out for $400, please.
16:08Lewis Carroll had a walrus talk of many things, of shoes and ships and ceiling wax, of cabbages
16:13and these rulers.
16:15Katie.
16:16What are kings?
16:16Right.
16:17A wordplay and rap for $600.
16:20Wear a sweater when big boy from this duo is on the mic.
16:24On AT Aliens, he raps, I'm cooler than a polar bear's toenails.
16:28Katie.
16:29What is outcast?
16:30Correct.
16:31Wordplay and rap $800.
16:33Posthumously released, Thug's Mansion by this rapper imagines a heaven where you
16:37can drink schnapps with Sam Cooke.
16:42More posthumous releases, perhaps, than any other man in history.
16:45Who is Tupac?
16:46Back to you, Katie.
16:47Of course.
16:48Can you cut out where none of us got that?
16:52Let's try wordplay and rap for $1,000.
16:55On this group's album, The Low End Theory, Fife Dog boasts of being smooth like butter with
17:00the ladies.
17:02Man.
17:04Old school.
17:05You thought of it too late, Katie?
17:07Yeah.
17:07Do you want to take a shot just for funsies?
17:09Is it a tribe called Quest?
17:09It is.
17:10Yeah.
17:10But you get brownie points with the eye.
17:11Thank you so much.
17:13Let's go away from there.
17:15Let's go to, we're blinding you with science for $600.
17:19If you have a high or fast this, the process by which the body provides you energy, you burn
17:24calories quickly, even when at rest.
17:27Katie.
17:27What is metabolism?
17:28Yes.
17:29Science for eight.
17:31Molten rock that is below the surface of the earth is called this five-letter word.
17:35When ejected, it's called lava.
17:37Rachel.
17:38What is magma?
17:38You're right.
17:39Um, blinding me with science for $1,000.
17:42Answer there.
17:43Another daily double for you, Rachel.
17:47You're in the lead now.
17:49How much do you want to risk on we're blinding you with science?
17:52I think I'll do $1,500.
17:55Okay.
17:55Getting a little bolder this time.
17:57Getting a little sassy.
17:58Let's see how it goes for you.
17:59I don't know.
18:00Good luck.
18:00We're blinding you with science.
18:03Sounding a bit like dinnerware, they're the components of blood that gang up together to form clots.
18:09Uh-oh.
18:12What are platelets?
18:13That's right.
18:13Yeah.
18:14They sound like dinnerware because of their platelets.
18:17Well done.
18:18Were you just playing that up, Rachel?
18:20You had that all along.
18:21No.
18:23Okay.
18:24Um, how about help a poet out for $600, please?
18:26Answer there is another daily double.
18:29Look at this.
18:29Oh, my God.
18:30She's killing us.
18:31Three for three on finding the daily double so far.
18:34What do you want to bet on help a poet out?
18:36Do you like poetry?
18:36I do.
18:37I'll do, um, $2,000.
18:40Okay.
18:40Each time a little bit braver.
18:42$9,300 if you're right, Rachel.
18:44Here's your clue in help a poet out.
18:46She wrote the immortal, because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
18:51Who is Emily Dickinson?
18:52It is Emily Dickinson, yes.
18:55Not just three for three in finding the daily doubles, you are three for three in responding
18:59correctly.
18:59And now it's back to you to sell out.
19:01Okay.
19:01How about help a poet out for $800, please?
19:04The ancient mariner in Coleridge's famous poem shot this seabird, and about my neck it
19:08was hung.
19:09Curses.
19:10Katie.
19:11What is an albatross?
19:12That is right.
19:13Uh, middle D for $400.
19:16It's never a fun day when you find out the IRS wants to conduct this type of review of
19:20your tax returns.
19:21Mark.
19:22What is an audit?
19:23Yes.
19:23Let's go tubing for $1,000.
19:25Why not?
19:26Don't spill your cerveza waving at both Texas and Mexico while tubing down this fifth longest
19:32North American river.
19:33Mark.
19:34What is the Rio Grande?
19:35You're right, for $1,000.
19:36Let's go tubing for $800.
19:38Let's tube through this Dutch city on the Amstel River, the source of the city's name.
19:42Mark.
19:43What is Amsterdam?
19:44Amsterdam is named for the Amstel.
19:45You have $3,500.
19:46You're on a bit of a roll, Mark, so I hate to pause here, but we have to do it
19:49for commercial
19:50reasons.
19:50But you're watching Celebrity Jeopardy!
19:52All-Star.
19:58Katie Nolan is a big Jeopardy! fan, shows up in her gameplay.
20:02You actually got to meet some of your favorite Jeopardy! personalities today, right?
20:05Earlier today, before we came in here, they were like, hey, we got to shoot some social
20:08stuff.
20:09Come out of your trailer.
20:10And I was standing there, and they were filming me.
20:12They're being kind of vague about what we were going to be doing, so I was just kind
20:15of standing there, you know?
20:16And then Sam Buttrey came walking out, surprised me, and we called Andrew He on the phone.
20:24So I got to talk to friends, Sam Buttrey and Andrew He.
20:27They really are friends in real life.
20:29Did you feel like you were listening to their podcast, hanging out with them?
20:31Yes!
20:32There's just...
20:32I love them both.
20:33My fiancée and I watch this show every single night, and we have some of our favorites.
20:37Those two certainly rank among those, so it was incredible.
20:40Being here is truly my favorite thing on earth.
20:43Did you get any tips from Sam and or Andrew He?
20:45They just said deep breaths.
20:47Yes, I got a locker room hype-up speech from Andrew He, but it was all just sports cliches.
20:51So it might help, but who knows?
20:54As a sports journalist, there's nothing you want to hear more than locker room cliches,
20:57I've heard them all, you know?
20:58Now, all three of you are playing for charity today.
21:00Yes.
21:00Tell us about your organization.
21:02Yep, I'm playing for the Trevor Project, which is a wonderful charity that specializes
21:06in suicide prevention and crisis intervention for LGBTQ plus youth.
21:12So important.
21:13Yes, and was just recently the National Suicide Hotline stopped offering specialized services
21:18to this community, and they need them more than ever, so I'm hoping to raise a boatload
21:22of money for them today.
21:23What a great time to support the Trevor Project.
21:24Well done.
21:27Mark Duplass, I understand there's one particular Celebrity Jeopardy!
21:31All-Star you are hoping to meet.
21:34So, I am old friends with Ike Barinholtz, and my first time around, he sent me this
21:39lovely video that I still have, training me on the art of the buzzer.
21:43So I sort of consider him my master and me the pupil.
21:47He's like Yoda.
21:48Yeah, he is.
21:49He's like, or Mr. Miyagi, one of those, of course.
21:52Someone wise.
21:53But I'm hopeful that, you know, like every good 80s action film, I will meet him in the
21:59finals and have the chance to upend my master.
22:03Sometimes The Apprentice does defeat the master.
22:05Very rarely, but...
22:06Well, sometimes it's because The Apprentice is like the bad guy, like Darth Vader.
22:09Are you Darth Vader in this scenario?
22:11Ike's Vader.
22:12Okay, Ike's Vader.
22:13I'm just Mrs. Doubtfire, really.
22:15Okay.
22:15That famous match between Darth Vader and Mrs. Doubtfire.
22:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19What about your charity, Mark?
22:20Who are you playing for?
22:21So I'm playing for our family charity, the Soul Points Fund.
22:25We're sort of a scrappy, 100% volunteer-led disaster relief organization.
22:31And we've been focusing on the victims of the LA fires recently.
22:34There's a list of about 1,200 families who are just moving into their new permanent residences.
22:39And while they're receiving a lot of donations, like take this couch and take this dining room
22:43set, we like to offer them the dignity of choice.
22:45So we give them an unrestricted $1,000 wish list that they can be fulfilled with us.
22:52And they can sort of not only get the items that are practical for them,
22:55but some of those personal items that turn the new residents into a home.
22:58It's a home again.
22:59That's great.
22:59Thank you so much, Mark.
23:00Good luck to you.
23:03And Rachel Gratz.
23:05Rachel, I wanted to ask you, what surprised you about your first Celebrity Jeopardy appearance?
23:10Oh, okay.
23:11So I was playing up against Macaulay Culkin.
23:13He's very smart and he's very good at the game.
23:16He said his family used to watch Jeopardy like every night.
23:20He was really, really good.
23:21It was neck and neck, neck and neck.
23:22Anyway, I did squeak past him.
23:25But the funny thing is then I was at this party and there at this party was Kieran Culkin,
23:30who I'd never met before.
23:31And he came up to me and he just like looks me in the eye and he goes,
23:35you destroyed my brother at Jeopardy and for that, I thank you.
23:38Wow.
23:40I figured it was all in good fun, but that was pretty funny.
23:44If not, you are adding to whatever crazy rivalry exists in the Culkin family.
23:47I guess so.
23:47You just made it so much worse.
23:49I guess.
23:49But Macaulay is a very good player.
23:51He is.
23:51And he'll be back.
23:52I know.
23:53And he's back.
23:53Maybe we'll meet again.
23:55Tell us about your charity, Rachel.
23:56Well, my charity is Family Reach and it's an organization that helps out families dealing
24:01with cancer.
24:01So, you know, like if your kid has cancer and you have to leave your job for a long time
24:06or you're spending a lot of time in a hotel, in a hospital in another city, it covers things
24:11like, you know, rent and groceries and gas and all the things you might not think about
24:15so you don't have to stress about that.
24:17It can be so expensive.
24:17What a great charity.
24:18Well done.
24:19Good luck to all three charities.
24:21You're all playing well.
24:22But Mark, you have command of the board right now.
24:24Let's get back into the Double Jeopardy round.
24:26Let's go tubing for $600.
24:29Back to tubing.
24:30The Amazon River has these razor-toothed fishies, but most are scavengers or plant eaters and
24:35won't bother us tubers.
24:37Katie.
24:37What are piranhas?
24:38Right.
24:39A stamp of approval for $800.
24:41A love stamp with radiating black lines and simple outlined figures is by this graffiti
24:47artist, gone too soon, aged 31 in 1990.
24:51Rachel.
24:51Who is Keith Haring?
24:52Yes.
24:53Um, stamp of approval for $600.
24:56To celebrate the 250th anniversary of our founding, a recent stamp set depicts a midnight
25:01rider and this city's Old North church.
25:04Mark.
25:05What is Boston?
25:05That's correct.
25:06And you're the only one here not from the Boston area.
25:08Well done.
25:10Let's go with stamp of approval for $1,000.
25:13Honored with a 2023 stamp, this civil rights leader and U.S. congressman was committed to
25:17making good trouble.
25:19Rachel.
25:20Who is John Lewis?
25:21Right.
25:21For $1,000.
25:21Um, help a poet up for $1,000, please.
25:24Perhaps feeling merciful, Alexander Pope wrote, to Eris Human, to forgive this.
25:30Katie.
25:30What is divine?
25:31You add $1,000.
25:32Uh, blinding you with science for $400.
25:36There are a total of 46 of these in most human cells, and genes within them contain all our
25:42hereditary information.
25:44Rachel.
25:44What is DNA?
25:46Not DNA.
25:47Oh.
25:47Mark.
25:47What is RNA?
25:48Also not RNA.
25:50You drop a bit too.
25:51Katie, not going to try it?
25:52I think I know it, but...
25:53There are 46 chromosomes.
25:55That's right.
25:55Oh, okay.
25:56Katie, steal your board.
25:57I didn't want to be wrong.
25:58X and Y and all that stuff.
25:59Yeah, something like that.
26:01Um, stamp of approval for $400.
26:04The bluegrass stamp depicts a guitar, mandolin, fiddle, and this stringed instrument with a five-letter
26:10name.
26:10Katie.
26:11What is a banjo?
26:12Also a banjo.
26:13Uh, stamp of approval for $2.
26:15The critters featured in the Baby Wild Animals stamp set include owls, a deer, and a kit.
26:20The word for the young of this sly canine.
26:23Mark.
26:24What is a fox?
26:25Right.
26:25Let's go tubing for $400.
26:27Love the tubing.
26:29Can't decide whether to pump up the tubes and head down the blue or the white branches of
26:33this long African river.
26:35Mark.
26:35What is the Nile?
26:36That's the right river.
26:37Uh, let's go tubing for $200.
26:39The Columbia River sounds like a great ride, but we should jump out before it empties into
26:44this ocean, as it could be dangerous.
26:47I hate rivers.
26:49Wow.
26:50A lot of anti-river sentiment from Katie there.
26:53No, the Columbia empties into the Pacific Ocean.
26:55Back to you, Mark.
26:56Let's go middle D for two.
26:58Author James, or acting's Alec.
27:01Katie.
27:01What is Baldwin?
27:02Yeah.
27:03Wordplay and rap for $400.
27:05On the song Gloria, this rapper, aka K-Dot, personifies his writing as a woman whose favorite
27:12movie is The Notebook.
27:13Katie.
27:14Who is Kendrick Lamar?
27:15It is.
27:15Wordplay and rap for two.
27:17I want to say thanks a millie for the phonetics lesson from this rapper who taught us G's move
27:22in silence like lasagna.
27:24Katie.
27:25Who is Lil Wayne?
27:25It is.
27:26Uh, science for two.
27:30Salamanders are amphibians, while lizards are actually this type of animal that includes
27:34turtles and snakes.
27:36Mark.
27:36What are reptiles?
27:37Yes.
27:38Help out a poet for two.
27:39One more time, helping a poet out.
27:40As if a candle were going out, Dylan Thomas wrote, rage, rage against the dying of this.
27:46Rachel.
27:47What is light?
27:48Dying of the light, yes.
27:49So you have the lead at the end of the double jeopardy round, but I don't want to alarm anyone.
27:53We are not done.
27:54We still have triple jeopardy on deck, so don't go anywhere.
27:57You're watching Celebrity Jeopardy All-Star.
28:00Triple.
28:01Jeopardy.
28:01Anything.
28:02Triple.
28:03Anything can happen.
28:06Rachel Dratch has swept the Daily Double so far, but there are three more on the board
28:10in triple jeopardy.
28:11Anything can happen.
28:12Here are the categories.
28:13We have presidential roasts up first, followed by award speeches.
28:18Who said it?
28:19Then translate the common phrase, signs and the city, some chat GPT prompts and queries,
28:27and finally, never call Saul.
28:29You'll want to beware of your advice from this very terrible attorney.
28:33Mark, you're up first.
28:34Let's do award speeches for $1,200.
28:36Answer.
28:37A Daily Double for you.
28:40Right out of the gate, Mark.
28:41Right out of the gate.
28:44Let's go True Daily Double.
28:45Let's go.
28:46Mark is gunning for second place with a True Daily Double.
28:49Here's your clue in award speeches.
28:51Who said it?
28:53At the 2023 Golden Globes, Mike White, you've given me a new beginning, even if this is the
28:59end, because you did kill me off.
29:01Who is Jennifer Coolidge?
29:02That's correct.
29:03Talking about the White Lotus.
29:04And suddenly, Mark's in second place.
29:06Very nice.
29:07Let's do award speeches for $900.
29:10At the Tonys, you let Daveed Diggs turn your couplet into a triplet.
29:14You give him the mic, he grips it and spits it.
29:16Rips it and flips it.
29:18Rachel.
29:19Who is Lin-Manuel Miranda?
29:20That's right.
29:22Award speeches for $1,500.
29:25On the Oscars stage, this moment is for Dorothy Dandridge, Lena Horne, Diane Carroll.
29:30Rachel.
29:31Who is Halle Berry?
29:32You are correct, for $1,500.
29:33Um, Signs and the City for $900, please.
29:37In 2017, she made an appearance near her old Midtown office for the dedication of Ms.
29:42Magazine Way.
29:44Katie.
29:44Who is Gloria Steinem?
29:45Yes.
29:46Translate the common phrase, $1,200.
29:49Answer.
29:49A Daily Double for you.
29:54You actually look excited when you get a Daily Double, Katie.
29:57I love this.
29:57Translate from what language, Ken?
29:59Do we know?
29:59We're going to know in a second.
30:01Okay, great.
30:01Can't know.
30:02Let's do, um, let's do, uh, $5,000.
30:06Okay.
30:07That would put you in the lead if you're correct.
30:08Aye, aye, aye.
30:09In Translate the Common Phrase, it's not a good idea to criticize or applaud a novel based
30:16on the look of its dust jacket.
30:18What is Don't Judge a Book by its cover?
30:20Yes, this is an English category.
30:22Come on, bro.
30:23English category.
30:24No.
30:25Katie.
30:25No?
30:25Katie.
30:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
30:26I didn't get it.
30:27I didn't get it.
30:28I'm so sorry.
30:28That could have gone terribly wrong.
30:29Yeah, yeah.
30:31Let's go to, uh, chat GPT prompts and queries for $900.
30:35Can you settle hashtag DressGate from 2015 and reveal if that dress was really white and gold
30:41or these two colors?
30:42It was those two.
30:44Rachel.
30:44What is blue and black?
30:45It was blue and black.
30:46Um, how about, uh, never call Sol for $1,200.
30:51Let's get some advice from Sol.
30:52Sol.
30:53Sol is constantly objecting.
30:55And when the judge rules against him with this other O word, Sol says, whatever.
30:59Katie.
31:00What is overruled?
31:01Yes, you're in the lead.
31:02Uh, never call Sol for $1,500.
31:05Sol always asks odd questions like, what's your sign during this French-named two-word jury
31:12selection process?
31:13Mark.
31:14What is voir dire?
31:15Yes, voir dire is right.
31:16Well done.
31:17Let's do, uh, Sins in the City for $1,200.
31:20Signs in the City.
31:21Signs in the City.
31:23River Avenue, which borders Yankee Stadium, tweaked one of its signs in 2014 to bear the
31:29name of this Hall of Fame relief pitcher.
31:31Katie.
31:32Who is Mariano Rivera?
31:33Yes.
31:34Uh, yeah.
31:36Let's do Signs in the City for $1,500.
31:39The locale of the sign?
31:41In the trio's words, in case you wonder what all this means, we're funky fresh from this
31:46nave in Queens.
31:50Run DMC, funky fresh from Hollis, Queens.
31:54Obviously.
31:55Back to you, Katie.
31:55We're not doing a great job with rap today.
31:57That might be all the rap.
31:59No promises.
31:59All right.
32:00But that might be it.
32:01Um, let's go to translate the common phrase for $900.
32:05Your Dalmatian has lived a long time now, so don't attempt to get him to jump through
32:09a fiery hoop for the first time.
32:11Katie.
32:11What is you can't teach old dogs new tricks?
32:14Yes.
32:15Nice.
32:16Uh, translate the common phrase $1,500.
32:19Neither rubles, nor euros, nor dollar bills are organically produced by willows, poplars,
32:24or redwoods.
32:25Katie.
32:26What is money doesn't grow on trees?
32:28Right again.
32:29Um, presidential roasts for $600.
32:31In 1933, he got a horse named New Deal.
32:34I guess it didn't like its new owner because it went through a Great Depression.
32:39Mark?
32:39Who is FDR?
32:40That's right.
32:41Okay.
32:41Let's go with chat GPT prompts for $1,200.
32:45I need to tip off my family that I hired a moyle to perform this Jewish ceremony for
32:50my baby boy.
32:50Can you make an announcement?
32:52Rachel.
32:53What is a bris?
32:54Yes.
32:55Um, chat GPT for $1,500.
32:58Which advocate for nonviolence would win in a fight?
33:01This Walden Ryder or Gandhi?
33:04Rachel.
33:05Who is Thoreau?
33:06That's correct.
33:06He would win, by the way.
33:08Yes.
33:09Okay.
33:10Um, how about presidential roasts for $900?
33:13Answer, the final daily double of the game.
33:16Come on, Rachel.
33:18This time, in this round, everybody found one.
33:21This means you're in second place now, Rachel.
33:22What do you want to risk on presidential roasts?
33:25I'm just going to, I don't know.
33:27I'll do $3,000 and I'm scared.
33:29That will give you the lead whether or not you're scared.
33:31If you're correct, here's your clue.
33:34You're number two.
33:35No, really, you're on the face of the $2 bill.
33:38That's how much your country thinks of you.
33:40Oh, no, I don't know this.
33:42Oh, I don't know this.
33:43Who is, um, who is Theodore Roosevelt?
33:47I don't know.
33:47Oh, sorry.
33:48No, Thomas Jefferson.
33:50You just don't see $2 bills very often, right?
33:52Darn it.
33:52Okay.
33:52You lost a few $2 bills there, Rachel, but you're still in second place.
33:55Okay, how about, um, chat GPT for $600?
33:59I've got a quiz booth at Black Rock City.
34:01How long does it take to drive from Los Angeles to this annual festival in Nevada?
34:05Rachel?
34:06What is Burning Man?
34:07Yeah.
34:07See, I know Burning Man.
34:09Okay.
34:10Okay, how about common phrase for $600?
34:14Those who plead for money should not be too picky about what they receive.
34:18Katie?
34:18What is beggars can't be choosers?
34:20That's the phrase.
34:21Uh, presidential roasts for $1,200.
34:25He went by Dutch, but was from Illinois.
34:28That's like Arkansas-born Bill Clinton being nicknamed Ethiopian.
34:35Who is Ronald Reagan?
34:36Yeah.
34:37Dutch Reagan.
34:38All right.
34:38Back to you, Katie.
34:39Sorry, presidents.
34:40Um, let's go with, translate the common phrase, $300.
34:44One Granny Smith every 24-hour period ensures that the physician will not be coming over
34:49to see you.
34:49Mark?
34:50What is an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
34:52Right.
34:53All right, let's do presidential roast $1,500.
34:56Take a Sesame Street denizen and a city in Ohio to get the name of this 19th century prez.
35:01Don't blame me.
35:02I voted for Oscar Akron.
35:04Mark?
35:05Who is Grover Cleveland?
35:06Right again.
35:07Let's do signs in the city.
35:09Six.
35:10Leaving Brooklyn?
35:11Look up.
35:12The borough offers humorous exit signs reading forget about it and this two-word Yiddish plaint.
35:18Rachel?
35:19What is oy vey?
35:20The other sign says oy vey.
35:22Um, okay, award speeches for $600.
35:25At the 2012 Emmys, I don't see anything funny about me being vice president of the United
35:30States.
35:31Katie?
35:32Who is Julia Louis-Dreyfus?
35:33Yes.
35:34Uh, never call Saul $900.
35:38After multiple warnings about wearing silly wigs to trial, Saul got thrown in jail for this
35:43charge of court.
35:44Katie?
35:45What is contempt?
35:45Yes.
35:46Never call Saul $600.
35:48Saul's closing argument called this person, the term for the one who speaks for the jury,
35:53a bonehead.
35:54Mark?
35:54What is the foreman?
35:55Yes.
35:56Let's do, uh, signs in the city for three.
35:59The number values on one street sign are an adorable nod to Queens resident Alfred Butts,
36:04creator of this game.
36:06Mark?
36:06What is Monopoly?
36:07No.
36:08Katie?
36:09What is Scrabble?
36:10Yeah, those are the tile values in Scrabble.
36:12Yeah, there was a whole clue up there that you look at.
36:15Um, never call Saul $300.
36:18I could feel the judge's blood start to boil after Saul's cell phone went off once again.
36:23It's ringtone, my humps, by this group.
36:26Katie?
36:27Who are the black-eyed peas?
36:28Yeah.
36:29Um, award speeches, who said it for $300, please?
36:32In 2020.
36:33This is my first Grammys.
36:34I grew up watching them.
36:36And this is my brother, Phineas, and he's my best friend.
36:39Katie?
36:39Who is Billie Eilish?
36:40Yes.
36:41Uh, ChatGPT prompts and queries for $300.
36:44Mention my degree from Clown College and my five-plus years of experience in balloon
36:48making when you draw up this document for me.
36:53Someone asking ChatGPT to do their resume.
36:56Yes.
36:56Ah, okay.
36:57Here's the last clue in Presidential Roasts.
36:59In 1973, he said, I'm not a crook.
37:02Well, then maybe I'm not the host of Jeopardy!
37:05Rachel?
37:06Who's Nixon?
37:07Nixon is correct, yes.
37:08Look at these scores.
37:09Three great performances in this game from our celebrities.
37:11Good job, guys.
37:12But it's Katie Nolan in the lead as we head into Final Jeopardy!
37:16Let's see what category will decide this thing for you.
37:20You'll be making your wagers based on your knowledge of animals.
37:23We'll pause while they do that, and then we'll come right back with the clue.
37:34Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy! All-Stars.
37:37We know that animals is the Final Jeopardy! category.
37:39Let's find out what our stars know about animals.
37:42Here's the clue.
37:44The genus name of this animal is Phascolarctos, meaning pouched bear.
37:4930 seconds.
37:51Good luck.
37:52Let's play theเล-nact books in this round.
38:00Let's do this quiz!
38:00Let's take a look for yourankind.
38:00The real thing goes to our gatewayじゃない.
38:01There's a link in this paper here in our story.
38:02This is Gowgo, where we saw the show.
38:02All-Stars, then we'll see your 2018's.
38:12Let's live in the affiliation.
38:12Let's have a look like this.
38:12The other one is so proud you'll find.bu
38:20Sundays are so proud you'll find new things, and
38:20you'll find new things... There's
38:21Let's start in the middle with Mark Duplass. A great score, 13,200. Will he be adding to it?
38:27He wrote down, what is the kangaroo? I'm afraid that's not the right marsupial. Mark,
38:34what did you wager? He went big from third. That leaves him with zero dollars. But of course he
38:40won't wind up with zero dollars. Rachel Dratch was in second place with 15,400. What did she
38:45come up with? A different marsupial. She wrote down opossum and I'm afraid it's not the opossum
38:51either. Rachel, what did you wager? Some random number. You will lose a random 9,101 leaving you
38:58with an even more random 6,299. Katie Nolan had a narrow lead with 21,700 after a great triple
39:05Jeopardy round. What did she come up with? What is koala? That's correct. We often call it a koala
39:12bear, but it's a marsupial, which means it's got a pouch just like the kangaroo and the opossum.
39:17Nicely done, Katie. You wagered 91,01. Your score goes up to 30,801. But what really matters is you
39:25will be advancing to the semifinals. Congratulations, Katie. Rachel and Mark, thank you so much for
39:31being here. $30,000 will go to each of your charities. That was a great game. Katie, we'll be
39:36seeing you in the semis. And I hope we see all of you on the very next Celebrity Jeopardy
39:42All-Stars. Good night, everybody. You guys are pretty smart. It's annoying when, like, talented,
39:56funny people are also good at Jeopardy. Yeah. Can't that be our thing? Like, can't that be the nerds
40:01thing? Why do you guys have to be good at Jeopardy? It's the nerds thing. All three of you played
40:04very
40:05well and had great moments. Rachel, so impressive in that game. You found four daily doubles, got the
40:09first three right. You answered the national motto of France in French. Oui, oui. That's a little
40:15flex. Liberté, égalité. No, I took French, so you remember those things. Is that right? But I'll never
40:22look at a $2 bill the same way again. I mean, luckily, we hardly ever see them, so you're not
40:29going to be tormented by your past too often. That's true, that's true. Katie, you're going to be playing
40:33again in the semis. What do you think? Is your inner competitor excited about this, apprehensive? Yeah, I'm
40:39going to go do wind sprints outside and just get myself kind of back in the zone. I'm excited.
40:44It's another thing to be nervous about, you know? It's like, at least you can stop being nervous.
40:49Wow. He's won the game, Katie. Stand up. It's just the facts. It's just the facts. This is a tough
40:54competition. This is what it takes to be a winner, Katie. You can tell that you two come from the
40:58world of TV where it's like, oh no, you're great, you're great, and Katie comes from sports. I know,
41:02and I feel so glad the whole time. I was like, I get too competitive in these moments, and you
41:06were so
41:07supportive, both of you, and it's... I think you were all... And look what that did for us.
41:12Look what that did for us. Luckily, all three of you did very well today. Thanks for playing for
41:17such worthy charities, and Katie, best of luck in the summer. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It was really
41:21fun.
41:23It was great.
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