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00:00:10In a few days, Karl Bardoff is to invest $300 million in Hyper-G.
00:00:15Alvin died.
00:00:16The landlord? Who owns our house now?
00:00:18You could pay all cash. We give you a listing.
00:00:20You've been running a magnificent scam on all your billionaire clients.
00:00:24Now you're going to dish all that dirt to me.
00:00:25Beautiful house, Duncan, with Hamish's.
00:00:28We co-founded Fafa.
00:00:29He hanged himself.
00:00:30Cool, Lena.
00:00:31Put the rumors to bed.
00:00:33You seem riddled with guilt.
00:00:34Shut up!
00:00:36Hello, Lena.
00:00:37I'm going to set the record straight on hypnosis.
00:00:53You should see the other guy.
00:00:57No, really.
00:00:59I took everything from him.
00:01:03Hmm.
00:01:13Morning.
00:01:15Morning.
00:01:21Hey, guy.
00:01:22Why?
00:01:23Hey, buddy.
00:01:24Why does your desk have a patina of, like, crumbs and disrespect?
00:01:29Hi.
00:01:30Hey, I need you to get it together today.
00:01:32It's Bardoff day.
00:01:34Karl Bardoff is on his way.
00:01:35And what are you going to say to a man like him, huh?
00:01:39Uh, uh...
00:01:40Nothing.
00:01:40Nothing.
00:01:41You're an NPC.
00:01:42I'm an...
00:01:43No, no, no.
00:01:44NPCs don't talk.
00:01:46Especially not when Bardoff's here, okay?
00:01:48Didn't he, like, invent spam?
00:01:50Excuse me?
00:01:51You are not fit to wipe the ass of the guy who wipes Bardoff's ass.
00:01:55And no, he didn't invent spam.
00:01:56He made the platform which made it insanely profitable.
00:02:01Yes.
00:02:02Bardoff invented the future.
00:02:05No.
00:02:05Yeah.
00:02:06Yes.
00:02:07Hey, bright, smiley faces today.
00:02:10Yes.
00:02:11Yes.
00:02:18Clean this up.
00:02:32Come on.
00:02:35There are still some crumbs.
00:02:39Take photos.
00:02:40Hey, Karl.
00:02:41Karl, Karl, Karl.
00:02:42Welcome.
00:02:43Hey.
00:02:44Is that makeup?
00:02:46Can I get some of that?
00:02:48You see where smoke closed last night?
00:02:50Up 17%.
00:02:51I hope you took that bet.
00:02:52And don't forget to short it, then long it.
00:02:54You going to tell me how you did it?
00:02:55Oh, look at you.
00:02:57Seeching me already.
00:02:58And non-violently.
00:02:59I like that.
00:02:59I like this new you.
00:03:01We'll show you everything once we settle on board seats, okay?
00:03:05Yes, on that.
00:03:06My main man here, Stan Goodman.
00:03:09You met him last time.
00:03:10What do you think about one seat for me and one for my number two here?
00:03:13You let him call you that.
00:03:16How about four?
00:03:17We'll just do a whole dinner set.
00:03:18Two is appropriate.
00:03:19Oh, you'd really feel better with two, but I would not.
00:03:24But your enthusiasm for what we do in the area of predictive making of fuckton is noted.
00:03:29Perhaps we should, um, hold off on the pictures while we figure this out.
00:03:35We still have some questions.
00:03:38Do we still?
00:03:40Then to the Dunkin' Den.
00:03:43Follow me.
00:03:51Sit, sit, sit.
00:03:53Can I get you a yerba mate?
00:03:56How about a nitro tea?
00:03:57Huh?
00:03:58Nope.
00:03:58How about $300 million for two seats and a 200% premium for half your voting shares?
00:04:04Founder's class.
00:04:05Nope.
00:04:06Not giving up my class, eh?
00:04:08Enhanced voting rights are human rights for me.
00:04:10But, um, one seat for $300 with, uh, performance milestones towards, uh, second.
00:04:18I think we are putting the cart before the horseshit here.
00:04:22How did you know about Orlando?
00:04:23Either that was some sort of trick or...
00:04:25No, it wasn't a trick at all.
00:04:27Then prove it.
00:04:28Like I said, once you're on board.
00:04:30I could be on board a giga yacht right now sipping a 300-year-old cognac with an android Beverly
00:04:35D'Angelo.
00:04:37But I'm here.
00:04:39I just want to look under the hood before I buy the damn car.
00:04:43Carl, Carl, Carl.
00:04:44You are a legend.
00:04:46A crotchety Jedi master.
00:04:48And I want you inside, too, too.
00:04:51But, like, as a hunchback monk whispering into the king's ear.
00:04:55And, of course, signaling to the streets that we are worth the investment.
00:04:58No, no, no, no.
00:04:59I have taken too much shrapnel to be anybody's dancing bear.
00:05:02Duncan.
00:05:02Period.
00:05:03Duncan.
00:05:03Yes.
00:05:04Is it okay if Carl and I confab on your couch over there?
00:05:07You're going to get your number two all over my couch?
00:05:09That's funny.
00:05:11Of course.
00:05:12Of course.
00:05:15Give him room, guys.
00:05:27Gentlemen, we will be right back.
00:05:33What?
00:05:34Nana Marks.
00:05:34Did she die?
00:05:38A source that Cupertino has confirmed hypergnosis is not being acquired by the tech giant.
00:05:43CEO Duncan Parker was suspect of leaking news of the buyout.
00:05:53Can you kill the Internet?
00:05:57Kill the...
00:05:58Kill the Internet.
00:06:02I can turn off the Wi-Fi?
00:06:05Yeah.
00:06:09For a second there, I thought you were a unicorn.
00:06:11Turns out you're just a jackass with a dildo taped to his head.
00:06:13This is just static, Carl.
00:06:15A reporter just trying to stir the pot, you know.
00:06:19You know and I know what Wall Street doesn't, okay?
00:06:23I mean, the algo.
00:06:24The predictive algo.
00:06:25Orlando.
00:06:26How much money did you make, huh?
00:06:27Tim, hi.
00:06:29Yeah.
00:06:30Well, listen, you're a piece of shit, too.
00:06:32Uh-huh.
00:06:33Yeah.
00:06:33I heard.
00:06:34Is it true?
00:06:36Meeting didn't even happen.
00:06:38Dead less than an hour.
00:06:39Okay, thank you, and eat me.
00:06:41Cupertino, Tim, really?
00:06:42You hate him.
00:06:43He's lying.
00:06:44He...
00:06:45Carl, okay.
00:06:46Two seats.
00:06:46Two seats.
00:06:47Okay.
00:06:47You're twisting my arm here.
00:06:49What's our stock at now, huh?
00:06:50What's the price?
00:06:51Down 10%.
00:06:53Then jump on in.
00:06:54Jump on in.
00:06:55Grab the glory.
00:06:56You know, stop that slide.
00:06:57You know, it all sounds a little bit too spry for a hunchback monk like me.
00:07:00Listen, Ryan, I am sorry.
00:07:03I am sorry.
00:07:04You are Superman.
00:07:05I'm, I'm Lois Lane, okay?
00:07:07So how about you fly around the world, you know, turn back time, kiss me back to life.
00:07:10I, I, I, I, I am, I am.
00:07:13What am I doing?
00:07:15I am begging.
00:07:17I am begging.
00:07:19I am begging.
00:07:32Oh, yeah.
00:07:33Oh, it's been a while since I smelled man blood.
00:07:36Nummy, nummy.
00:07:38Nice.
00:07:39Stan, where's it at now?
00:07:39Stan Buying gets a 17% of the company.
00:07:42Oh, hold on.
00:07:43That's refreshing.
00:07:45Nope.
00:07:4618%.
00:07:47Listen, you, you go down this route, you get nothing.
00:07:50You lose me.
00:07:51Permanently.
00:07:5219%.
00:07:55Hold on.
00:07:5620.7%.
00:07:57Ooh, that's a nice slice of beef right there.
00:08:01But Duncan only owns 20.
00:08:03Who's Duncan?
00:08:05Who's Duncan?
00:08:25Duncan, um, that's my phone.
00:08:3320.9%.
00:08:34Okay, bye.
00:08:37And, uh, okay.
00:08:39Bye.
00:08:40Bye.
00:08:59Must you?
00:09:02Must you?
00:09:34Morning, Xander.
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:40What are you doing back there?
00:09:42Oh, hello, Martin.
00:09:44I...
00:09:44I messed up.
00:09:47What's that on your forehead, buddy?
00:09:49Come closer.
00:09:52I'm sorry.
00:09:53I'll get rid of it.
00:09:55Was that a bruise, or...?
00:09:57I may have had an accident.
00:09:59Playing with the haptics.
00:10:01Stupid me.
00:10:02My fault.
00:10:03My fault.
00:10:04My fault.
00:10:04My fault.
00:10:05Xander, stop that.
00:10:06Nothing's your fault.
00:10:08Now, let's get to the bottom of this, okay?
00:10:11There is no bottom, Martin.
00:10:13You can always go lower.
00:10:29You build it.
00:10:31You break it.
00:10:32You build it.
00:10:33You break it.
00:10:34You build it.
00:10:34You break it.
00:10:35You build it.
00:10:37You break it.
00:10:37Fuck!
00:10:38Fuck!
00:10:48Jesus, nothing happier?
00:11:22Jesus, nothing happier?
00:11:26my grave, one inch...
00:11:28slipped...
00:11:30into...
00:11:32broken.
00:11:39How do you not have a microwave?
00:11:42I wonder if you killed yourself. God.
00:11:46I can't even order anything.
00:12:01What's so wrong with the Internet?
00:12:04Huh?
00:12:05They made us a lot of money.
00:12:07They made us a lot, a lot of money.
00:12:09Oh, you're ashamed.
00:12:11You're ashamed.
00:12:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:13Well, you don't know shame!
00:12:15You are the brains, right?
00:12:16The brains.
00:12:17Well, try me in the face!
00:12:20God, I have to do it.
00:12:23Fuck!
00:12:34Um, Lelantro, Flores Rojas, over there.
00:12:41C.
00:12:43Merci, guys.
00:12:45Lily?
00:12:47Beepi.
00:12:49Oh.
00:12:50What are you doing here?
00:12:52Thelma, some iced tea.
00:12:54Hibiscus.
00:12:55Sure.
00:12:55A little souvenir from Napa.
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:57Oh!
00:12:58Thelma, corkscrew!
00:13:00Sure.
00:13:01I heard you've been posting on the neighborhood chat.
00:13:05Right.
00:13:05And you accused Pippa Tang of being an arsonist who burnt down your house.
00:13:10Yes.
00:13:11He's hot.
00:13:14People should know who their neighbors are.
00:13:18Sigh.
00:13:19Okay.
00:13:20Stadium's the absolute priority.
00:13:22I'll apologize.
00:13:23I will grovel.
00:13:25I will wear my knee pad.
00:13:27No need to.
00:13:28I already spoke with her.
00:13:30And it went well.
00:13:31She's maintaining her commitment at the $40 million level, so we'll announce it at the
00:13:36Winter Gala.
00:13:38Looks like we're getting our stadium.
00:13:40Until she burns it down.
00:13:42I'm kidding.
00:13:43No, that's wonderful.
00:13:44That really is.
00:13:45It's really wonderful.
00:13:47No.
00:13:47Well done, Beatrice.
00:13:49She did have one ask.
00:13:51She wants you off the board.
00:13:54What?
00:13:55Did she say that?
00:13:57Oh, my God.
00:13:59Oh.
00:14:00I mean, I run that thing.
00:14:03Wait.
00:14:04The others took a vote.
00:14:07What?
00:14:07Look, I'm sorry.
00:14:09But more time right now with the family could be good.
00:14:12Sorry.
00:14:12Was my family, or perhaps my husband's public lynching part of the conversation here?
00:14:19It was a wide-ranging conversation.
00:14:47Sorry for what?
00:14:50Sorry for what?
00:14:58Hey, Jameson.
00:15:00What's up?
00:15:01How are you?
00:15:02Wow.
00:15:03You look unwell.
00:15:05I'm just in the middle of something right now.
00:15:07So, yeah, just tomorrow.
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:10Or you could just come home.
00:15:13Mom's upset.
00:15:14Said this house was haunted.
00:15:15Haunted?
00:15:17Because of Uncle Hamish?
00:15:18No.
00:15:18That was, that was like five years ago.
00:15:21It's not like he's swinging away in there.
00:15:25So you, um...
00:15:28You know what happened with my company?
00:15:31Yeah, something this guy bought, like a controlling interest or something?
00:15:34No, not quite controlling.
00:15:36And I still own most of it.
00:15:38Well, not quite most of it.
00:15:41It's just not ideal, you know.
00:15:44You really want to own most of it, if you can.
00:15:48I know your mom's worried, right?
00:15:50But neither, neither of you have anything to...
00:15:55You are my rich bitches.
00:15:58And I mean that like how, you know, gay men say it.
00:16:01Yeah.
00:16:03And when you have kids of your own, there'll be little rich bitches and...
00:16:07Well, four, maybe six.
00:16:09Probably not six.
00:16:10Maybe three generations of rich bitches.
00:16:12Unless someone had a gambling problem or there was like a populist uprising.
00:16:17But just so as long as the stock is stable.
00:16:21And I haven't checked on it in a bit.
00:16:24Can you, can you go up to the street and just check ticker H-G-N-O?
00:16:30Yeah, no.
00:16:32I have a firewall.
00:16:33I don't need your help.
00:16:34Yeah, Anushka.
00:16:36Tess is stepmom.
00:16:37She's on my board.
00:16:38And Uncle Gabe, my CFO.
00:16:41He's not your actual uncle.
00:16:43Thank fuck.
00:16:45I should...
00:16:48I should check in on him.
00:16:49Dad, you're like having a breakdown.
00:16:52No need to get judgy with me.
00:16:54Okay?
00:16:55You are the voice of what?
00:16:56Judging this now?
00:16:57You...
00:16:59You stole my tungsten cube.
00:17:00Oh my God.
00:17:01I didn't take your stupid cube.
00:17:02Yo, admit it.
00:17:03Admit it.
00:17:04What is it with you and this cube?
00:17:06Everyone's coming at me.
00:17:33Hey, Jamie!
00:17:35Hey, Jameson!
00:17:36Hey!
00:17:37Hey!
00:18:01In today's episode, Hypernosis.
00:18:03When the laughter stops,
00:18:04will Icon powerhouse Carl Bardolph
00:18:07be able to clean up Duncan Park's mess?
00:18:10Park, a masterclass at how not to lead a company.
00:18:30Gabe!
00:18:31Hey, Gaby baby!
00:18:33Hey.
00:18:34Um, can I come over?
00:18:392.5 mil is a steal around here.
00:18:44No, yeah, I, um, I really appreciate the early viewing.
00:18:50Of course.
00:18:51You saved my ass in behavioral psych.
00:18:53Uh-huh.
00:18:54It's, uh, it's, uh, probably not big enough for offices for me and Gary.
00:19:00I forgot.
00:19:01You married Professor Felder.
00:19:04Uh, yeah, he's, uh, no, yeah, I did.
00:19:09Yeah, well, there's, like, um, offices you can rent for, like, $1.75 an hour.
00:19:13That would be a huge pay cut.
00:19:15I'm still paying off my degrees.
00:19:17Yeah, and Gary's got his alimony, and he stuck his parents in this money pit of a nursing home, and
00:19:24then he had this tax penalty.
00:19:25Oh, my God.
00:19:26I just got a medical bill that insurance won't cover because my son put dog shit in his stool sample.
00:19:33Oh, okay, oh, okay.
00:19:35So...
00:19:38You want to get high?
00:19:40Yeah.
00:19:45Didn't you have your own practice?
00:19:47Mm.
00:19:49Why'd you quit?
00:19:51Cancer.
00:19:52Oh, shit.
00:19:54Girl, I'm great.
00:19:56I'm all clear.
00:19:57I make my own schedule.
00:19:59I have to listen to those tech bros whine about their third homes.
00:20:04Okay, forget money.
00:20:06Where do you want to be?
00:20:09I don't know.
00:20:11Maybe somewhere I could watch the sunrise, you know?
00:20:14Nothing, nobody in my way.
00:20:17You should move to Gilroy.
00:20:19Grow your own weed, get yourself some chickens.
00:20:25I gotta ask.
00:20:27What's Professor Felder's dick like?
00:20:45Human females dig offerings.
00:20:47Venues to hunt and bring back mammoth flesh.
00:20:50This is how it is and how it always should be.
00:20:52What are you going to do?
00:20:53Not give your female counterpart an offering?
00:20:55Um, hey, we need to see the nutritionist lady.
00:20:57I'm running out of the stuff.
00:21:00Yeah, you know, Orson, I think she's the kind of person who would give you magic beans for a heart
00:21:06attack, you know?
00:21:07But it's working, so.
00:21:09It just feels like the dumb part of my brain is telling the smart part to just shut up.
00:21:13It's a little disconcerting, but my problems are, like, gone now.
00:21:16Like, they're all gone and I'm feeling so much better.
00:21:19Hello.
00:21:20Hello.
00:21:20Hello.
00:21:21Hello.
00:21:23My boys.
00:21:27Orson, are you eating chili?
00:21:31Wow, it smells good.
00:21:33Orson was just saying how much better he feels.
00:21:36Also, he joined the orchestra at school.
00:21:39Hey, that's great.
00:21:40Wow, Orson, how much better?
00:21:42Look, basically all the way better.
00:21:45It's great.
00:21:46Oh, my gosh.
00:21:48Antibiotics are so, you know what I mean?
00:21:50They just work.
00:21:51No.
00:21:52No, they do not.
00:21:53They definitely didn't.
00:21:55Okay, they didn't work.
00:21:57No, they were awful.
00:21:59Okay, well, clearly, evidence, they helped.
00:22:04Oh.
00:22:07Actually, I stopped taking them a while ago, so.
00:22:15Why?
00:22:20Two thousand dollars?
00:22:22And right when we need every penny?
00:22:24I know.
00:22:24And behind my back?
00:22:26He's my son.
00:22:27Yeah, and he's crawling up from some male nurturing,
00:22:29and he's under my roof.
00:22:30What am I supposed to do, Joanne?
00:22:32Not your roof, Gary.
00:22:33Rented roof.
00:22:34Not the point.
00:22:41It's Lily.
00:22:44Duncan.
00:22:47I know you're in there.
00:22:49The Hummer's in the driveway.
00:22:59I can hear the music.
00:23:12Duncan.
00:23:14Duncan?
00:23:14This has been very hard for me, too.
00:23:17We are married.
00:23:19I don't care if you hate me.
00:23:20You have to talk to me until one of us dies.
00:23:22That's the deal.
00:23:24Otherwise, what good are we?
00:23:27Duncan!
00:23:30I don't care if you're in there.
00:23:33Bastard.
00:23:35Bastard.
00:24:06I'll see you next time.
00:24:14Duncan!
00:24:20Duncan!
00:24:28Duncan!
00:24:32What the hell?
00:24:41Please stand.
00:24:42I'm going to pour it.
00:24:46I'll go and pour it.
00:24:47I'll let the soup.
00:24:48I'll cook it well.
00:24:54The zwei wrap.
00:24:55I'll shut it well.
00:25:01The egg is stronger.
00:25:01Yeah, I'm not sure the egg is in it.
00:27:21Bummed you're doing this cleanse thing.
00:27:23I was looking forward to doing some toad licking and frog smalking.
00:27:27Last time I was here, remember?
00:27:29You were doing the gamble slut jubilee.
00:27:32God, you just sold your steak and...
00:27:34Dude, you were feral.
00:27:39Wow.
00:27:40It's sluts, plural.
00:27:42Gamble slut is an accusation, sluts is an invitation.
00:27:46Well, I left feeling like one.
00:28:14Well, I left feeling like one.
00:28:15You're doing the lamps.
00:28:16You betcha, friend.
00:28:18What would we do without you?
00:28:21And then, Edison came up with his bright idea and it's...
00:28:25Whatever happened to Doug?
00:28:26Doug.
00:28:28Dollars to donuts, Doug couldn't hack it in the new frontier.
00:28:31Maybe Doug found his wife banging the Maytag man and grabbed the third rail of the new downtown
00:28:35express.
00:28:37Or maybe Doug picked up his old lighting pole and started smashing his neighbors' windows,
00:28:41screaming about a revolution that his great-grandkids will finish any day now when they get replaced
00:28:46by A.I. bots.
00:28:48Either way, men like you and me, we gotta duck when shit fucks the fan.
00:28:56Get an island, get some guns, and go long on guillotines.
00:29:02I miss you, man.
00:29:05Even if you don't have the bone mass, these jaw exercises will open up the sutures of your
00:29:09skull.
00:29:10Now, obviously, the decadent females of the West are too busy riding the cock carousel to
00:29:14take a chance on a beta with a negative cantal tilt, but that's where I go in.
00:29:17What the hell are you watching?
00:29:21Was that some, some fascist incel shit?
00:29:26Orson, who is sending you videos about cocks and, and, and, and skull tilts?
00:29:32Cantal tilt is eyes, I think, and it's not fascist to know anatomy.
00:29:36Yes, it is.
00:29:38That's their whole thing.
00:29:40I, okay, look, I, I, I, I came to invite you, Gary and I are gonna do a quick day
00:29:47trip
00:29:48to the country, and now I think, yeah, no, not an invitation.
00:29:52Mandatory.
00:29:52We are gonna go pick some apples or something, okay?
00:29:56And that's all there is to it.
00:29:59Why can't you just watch video games?
00:30:05Ugh, can you not touch me, please?
00:30:11I'm going in late.
00:30:14Didn't sleep a wink.
00:30:16Xander's behaving strangely.
00:30:17He generated a couch to hide behind.
00:30:19I just, nana and that article, everyone at Cupertino thinks it was me and I'm just covering
00:30:26my arse.
00:30:27Wasn't that you?
00:30:30Yes, but, can you take the goggles off, please?
00:30:34I need a sympathetic ear right now.
00:30:44My motives were to clear the air to help Cupertino, but fat chance anyone gives me an ounce
00:30:50of bloody credit.
00:30:50Like, I just can't win.
00:30:52No.
00:30:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:56What's wrong?
00:30:56I'm sorry.
00:30:57I'm sorry.
00:30:58Don't talk to the robot.
00:31:00Martin, I'm your wife.
00:31:01I'm speaking to you.
00:31:02I think it's you.
00:31:04Maybe your voice.
00:31:05I broke the tablet.
00:31:06I really don't need this right now, Martin.
00:31:08My fault.
00:31:09Xander.
00:31:09Not hers.
00:31:10Not hers.
00:31:11Did you have an accident?
00:31:12I'm sorry.
00:31:13I'm bad.
00:31:13I'll clean it.
00:31:14I think you should go.
00:31:16How could he wee himself, Martin?
00:31:18He's pixels.
00:31:20Just dots.
00:31:20Could you leave, please?
00:31:21Stupid dots.
00:31:21Right.
00:31:22Do you care about the Tamagotchi's feedings, Menor?
00:31:24Goddammit!
00:31:24Leave!
00:31:24Go to work!
00:31:26And leave me to mine!
00:31:34I'm not terribly surprised that isn't caught up.
00:31:37I guess it keeps the vampires away.
00:31:40I thought it was growing on me, actually.
00:31:42What?
00:31:46What?
00:31:46Some people just have very punchable faces.
00:31:50Duncan Park has a soul like that.
00:31:52I just...
00:31:53I just want to crush him.
00:31:56I-I-I do.
00:31:58Is that gay?
00:32:01Aren't you gay?
00:32:03I mean, the way he took down Orlando Lee with that big blue dolphin dick.
00:32:07Whack!
00:32:08Whack!
00:32:10Hey, he just doesn't quit, that guy.
00:32:12He just doesn't quit.
00:32:13He just keeps coming back.
00:32:16Until he ran away.
00:32:17Leaving me with this...
00:32:19This nugget.
00:32:20This prophecy.
00:32:23Did you see where Smote rehired Orlando Lee?
00:32:26Just as Duncan foretold.
00:32:28How much money have we made off that?
00:32:30After the last shortened bump, it's...
00:32:32Up 21 million and change.
00:32:35Wanna hire him back?
00:32:37Maybe make him employee this time.
00:32:39Paychecks, smaller office.
00:32:41Humble him.
00:32:42Dominate.
00:32:43A guy like that, he would never do that. Ever.
00:32:45I would have to make him partner.
00:32:48I just want to crush him.
00:32:49But I can't crush him if I can't find him.
00:32:52Carl, you have other holdings that you haven't even paid any attention to.
00:32:55Yeah, I know that.
00:32:56It's because I'm allergic to tedium, Stan.
00:32:58Obviously, you're not.
00:32:59Mr. Bartol?
00:33:00Yes!
00:33:01Hi.
00:33:02Hi.
00:33:02So, I accessed the carrier portal and found a signal location the satellite handshake gave him away.
00:33:07English pronoun.
00:33:11Please.
00:33:12Did you find him?
00:33:13Duncan was actually gonna double my stock options at the next performance review.
00:33:19So, care to review my performance?
00:33:22Well, aren't you the little operator?
00:33:25Have you ever met our CFO, Gabe?
00:33:29Is this a early flight?
00:33:31Maybe?
00:33:33You're not going to be moved?
00:33:34Maybe?
00:33:35No.
00:33:40What?
00:33:40You're not going to be moved?
00:33:47No.
00:33:51It's not going to be moved.
00:33:53I'm not going to be moved.
00:33:54No.
00:33:55Hello?
00:33:56You're not going to go far away, how well you're going to get yourself.
00:33:57To run the door, you're going to get the safe room, you're going to be moving.
00:34:05where are you the wilderness if I can't see the world the world can't see me right that's how it
00:34:12works sorry about the stock and everything no no I'm done Nush can't go back I don't want to go
00:34:21back oh come on it's just a bit of bad press I'd rather have anything happen to me I'd rather
00:34:27have a deepfake of me French kissing my own mother be passed around I bet Bardoff already
00:34:32has a short list of replacement CEOs I would know if you recall I resigned from the board
00:34:40what what when I sent you a registered letter which you signed I need you on the board I need
00:34:47that vote he said I've games even with games part of and I are deadlocked and then he'll find a
00:34:53way
00:34:54to tilt the balance I I why the hell would you resign I asked you to do one thing for
00:34:59me and you never
00:35:00did you said you'd call Nana clear my name then you had sex with me and you never called her
00:35:06so I called
00:35:07her I called her you you did this you stabbed me in the back of my heart sorry but when
00:35:21it's your
00:35:22job on the line it's a crisis of infinite magnitude but when it's mine you can't be asked no that's
00:35:27not
00:35:28why would no no no no no no no no no no no no no I don't I mean do
00:35:50you think we could actually do this
00:35:53i mean we could afford it yeah i mean i always wanted to watch the sunrise over fields of
00:35:59wildflowers it just we thought it would be from the veranda of our architecturally significant
00:36:05second home yeah yeah living in the bubble right well i love it you do i love that it was
00:36:17your idea
00:36:18and um i hate the people in palo alto i do i hate them i know everybody deserves therapy but
00:36:24that
00:36:24has to apply to the folks that live out here too right whoever they are it's less money for us
00:36:31maybe so we're not surrounded by world beaters you know as far as neighbors and friends go the
00:36:37world beaters suck and so maybe we just make peace with enough
00:36:52hey orson orson talk to your mom she might have some news
00:36:57come here buddy
00:37:02what
00:37:04what's the news news uh well gary and i are talking about you know nothing set in stone
00:37:12but uh possibly to move here
00:37:21when i suppose soon uh real soon
00:37:25do you i just started settling in and you want to send me to live on a farm
00:37:30i can finally freaking eat like a normal person and you won't pay for my medicine
00:37:35maybe you like me better sick and feeble
00:37:37what how could you possibly think that i know you did something bad
00:37:44if you want to run away from whatever shit you pulled that's fine but you're not going to
00:37:48cock me into living in fucking garlic town
00:37:51i shouldn't make you give me the two thousand dollars and if i were a fascist trust me
00:37:55i would but i don't need you you selfish
00:37:59woman
00:38:08hey are we ready to pick some apples
00:38:10no
00:38:12i'm going back
00:38:26hey gabe
00:38:28did i see you letting the sun shine where it don't normally
00:38:33no it's called perineum sunning it increases testosterone production root chakra optimization
00:38:38and i'm gonna try it i'm gonna try it it's a great idea you have so many great ideas here's
00:38:43mine
00:38:44bardoff is gonna try to fire me
00:38:47we go back to hq right we we instigate the staff to walk out
00:38:51we ride in we rile them up a proper uprising
00:38:56and then we say to bardoff hey hey you're gonna fire me
00:38:59you're gonna have to fire everyone
00:39:02your one move talking people into doing shit that's not good for anyone but you
00:39:07this is why you came right ensure my loyalty
00:39:10possibly your perspective while living here on friggin island has skewed you a little towards
00:39:15the paranoid i'm just saying there used to be gamble sluts in bikinis up there now there
00:39:20are armed guards that's not progress gabe this is what you did to hamish
00:39:24you would stroke his ego and then steal his confidence over and over and over
00:39:29yeah you motivate you criticize it's called leadership i'm sorry someone had to be the
00:39:34mccartney in the band who else was gonna do it i mean hamish you you want to take the reins
00:39:41go swing your sun-kissed balls around show everyone that your root chakra is optimized i i would love
00:39:47i'd love to see you try it's too late now well not for me not for me
00:39:53call me a helicopter i'm gonna go save what is ours
00:39:56oh okay so you're looking out for me too yes yes okay well then tell me
00:40:02why has my dearest closest friend still not mentioned the predictive algo he's sitting on
00:40:07wait
00:40:08how
00:40:11did you talk to bardolph
00:40:20oh god
00:40:29no no no i don't i don't want to hear shit about betrayal that's not the narrative here
00:40:33you abandoned me
00:40:34fuck gabe
00:40:37gabe what did you do
00:40:43carl
00:40:45and i thought i was the one stalking you the whole time
00:40:49not here for you came to speak to gabe choy
00:40:52carl
00:40:53oh you'll touch him
00:40:54this is my ex-hostan dibbs
00:40:56hey stan how you doing
00:40:57what is that what what is that a tinder offer
00:41:01fifteen percent above market
00:41:04for gabe's voting chairs
00:41:05no hey hey hey no no no no
00:41:07just you can't do
00:41:08no i never wanted to be cfo i took the job for hamish
00:41:10he was dead i asked you and you never even did the job
00:41:13okay well i'm done okay i'm out
00:41:15for what it's worth i'm giving some of this money to francis and james
00:41:18i think they're still in wichita
00:41:19who is francis and james
00:41:22hamish's parents asshole
00:41:24i i will fix this i will make you whole okay
00:41:27but wait
00:41:28oh wait like with fafa
00:41:29no hamish wanted to wait not me
00:41:32no you thought it was a movement and it was a startup
00:41:35and you talked hamish out of selling
00:41:37we could have all been billionaires
00:41:39it practically killed him
00:41:40who knows maybe it did
00:41:42i've got to admit it stan
00:41:43watching this man eat shit may be the only justice this world has to offer
00:41:47you are a twisted prick aren't you
00:41:50you gotta fax that agreement here
00:41:52why are you here
00:41:54it is because you wanted to see me isn't it
00:41:57always about it is
00:41:58what do you want to know
00:41:59what do you want to know
00:42:00that how i predicted orlando
00:42:01no i understand if i was that lucky
00:42:04i would want people to think i was a genius too
00:42:06it wasn't muck
00:42:08yeah i'm not comfortable with the word irrevocable ever
00:42:10so it wasn't algo
00:42:11did hamish write it
00:42:12well you can change that
00:42:13binding maybe
00:42:14or that pink haired whatnot
00:42:16did she come up with it
00:42:18it was an oracle
00:42:19i have an oracle
00:42:20bullshit
00:42:21it's bullshit and i don't care really
00:42:23i don't
00:42:24girl i would have told you everything
00:42:28all you had to do was be my partner
00:42:29but no
00:42:31no you're a hungry hungry hippo
00:42:33and you had to snap it all up
00:42:34but you didn't think it all the way through
00:42:35nope
00:42:36because i walked
00:42:38and now you got a ship with no captain
00:42:41and i think you like me a little
00:42:43i do
00:42:43you like
00:42:44my pitch
00:42:4610 million data points on every person
00:42:48from birth
00:42:49but then under my leadership
00:42:50noden could have made it to 20 million
00:42:52and at that point
00:42:53you're not predicting behavior
00:42:55you're steering it
00:42:56that's why you wanted my company
00:42:58you wanted to feel like god
00:42:59with a heart on
00:43:00didn't you
00:43:01what's the fee sense
00:43:01if it weren't for that article
00:43:03the source of which was
00:43:04an ex
00:43:05special friend
00:43:07of mine
00:43:08that i neglected
00:43:09yeah
00:43:10so you reap
00:43:11you sow
00:43:13was it true
00:43:15yeah
00:43:16it was
00:43:17so what
00:43:18if that
00:43:18hit piece didn't come out
00:43:20if i
00:43:22had my company
00:43:23you would be on a yacht right now
00:43:25your board seat would be secure
00:43:27the stock would be
00:43:2850 points higher
00:43:29my best friend wouldn't be
00:43:31backstabbing me right now
00:43:32best friends
00:43:33only in the k-hole
00:43:34gabe
00:43:35please tell me you're gonna have a lawyer
00:43:37look at that
00:43:37oh gee thank you
00:43:38what you think i'm a dingus
00:43:39oh and uh carl soon to be
00:43:41none of my business
00:43:41but you do not want this guy
00:43:43running your company
00:43:44no don't worry
00:43:44this man gets nothing
00:43:45why why
00:43:46because you're selfish
00:43:49and because you ruined my breakfast
00:43:50yeah he is selfish
00:43:51and he's not a good guy
00:43:52says the man
00:43:53who made money off incels
00:43:54betting on which girl
00:43:55at the orgy
00:43:56gets gangbanged
00:43:58really
00:43:58and you
00:44:00spam
00:44:01fucking spam
00:44:02i bet right now
00:44:03there is a nigerian prince
00:44:05just
00:44:05cutting you a royalty check
00:44:07how much are you worth son
00:44:08oh
00:44:09uh
00:44:12he was an ivory
00:44:13just trying to build
00:44:15a community
00:44:16and i'm the bad guy
00:44:17people exchanged candles
00:44:19and kayaks and shit
00:44:20and then people
00:44:21people fell in love
00:44:23on fa fa
00:44:24never heard of it
00:44:25yeah bullshit
00:44:25bullshit
00:44:26you don't stop thinking about me
00:44:29you came here to find a way
00:44:31to lure me back
00:44:32but the problem is
00:44:33you don't know how to lure
00:44:35only destroy
00:44:39god
00:44:41i'm not gonna sit around
00:44:42for this
00:44:43circle jerk
00:44:45god
00:44:45and carl
00:44:46taking your helicopter
00:44:47oh
00:44:48gabe
00:44:49hey thanks for the hospitality
00:44:50fuck you man
00:44:51get the fuck off me
00:44:52yeah
00:44:54in our own time
00:44:55eventually
00:44:55hey
00:44:56hey
00:44:57hey hey
00:44:57turn it on
00:44:58turn it on
00:45:01yeah
00:45:02he said it was fine
00:45:03he said you can take the chopper
00:45:04it's fine
00:45:04gabe you have a chopper
00:45:06we can borrow
00:45:07of course
00:45:10and who is his special friend
00:45:21what if i pay you back
00:45:23i'll get a job
00:45:24i promise
00:45:26but
00:45:26that stuff
00:45:28without it
00:45:29i'll just go back
00:45:31to the way i was
00:45:31and i cannot do that
00:45:33so please
00:45:34i get it
00:45:35i get it
00:45:36um
00:45:37i had
00:45:38when i was your age
00:45:39zits
00:45:40migraines
00:45:41and man boobs
00:45:43i mean the man boobs
00:45:44maybe
00:45:45come back a little bit
00:45:47um
00:45:48no
00:45:48but we
00:45:49do need to respect
00:45:50your mom on this
00:45:51she said no
00:45:52and also
00:45:53i can't really
00:45:54recommend
00:45:54something unregulated
00:45:56from somebody
00:45:57who's felt science
00:45:57with a y
00:45:58we can do better
00:46:00but i promise you
00:46:02if insurance covers it
00:46:04i'll help
00:46:05i'll help you
00:46:15i spent an hour
00:46:18this morning
00:46:19meditating on the
00:46:20terrors that teens face
00:46:24even if you make it
00:46:25through high school
00:46:26without a shooting
00:46:27then what
00:46:27right like
00:46:28ai it is a poison weed
00:46:30that is choking
00:46:31your generation
00:46:32i mean there's not
00:46:33an image or a sound
00:46:34you can trust
00:46:34in the whole world
00:46:36and the earth
00:46:37it's on fire
00:46:38i mean it's no wonder
00:46:39that you feel like
00:46:40someone is clear-cutting
00:46:41your gut biome
00:46:42right
00:46:44oh
00:46:45that hurt
00:46:46no thank you
00:46:51ah shit
00:46:54it's your old friend
00:46:56don't want to
00:46:56burst in uninvited
00:46:58you know
00:46:58respect your boundaries
00:46:59hello
00:47:00hey listen
00:47:02i have a treat
00:47:04for you
00:47:05hear me out
00:47:06i've been very
00:47:07hey
00:47:07whoa
00:47:08whoa
00:47:08whoa
00:47:09whoa
00:47:09put that down
00:47:10leave
00:47:11duncan
00:47:12breaking and entering
00:47:13again
00:47:13you're leaving
00:47:15now
00:47:15five minute shoes
00:47:16five minute shoes
00:47:17okay
00:47:18i'll be
00:47:19come on jojo
00:47:20our kids go to school
00:47:21together
00:47:21i'm not putting it down
00:47:22until you get out
00:47:23really come on
00:47:24you're not gonna
00:47:25shoot me jojo
00:47:27you're gonna shoot me
00:47:28i got fired
00:47:29i did
00:47:30i lost my company
00:47:31i lost my friends
00:47:32all you can do is
00:47:32hurt my physical form
00:47:33the rest is gone
00:47:35so go
00:47:43thank you
00:47:43thank you
00:47:44i'm okay
00:47:45thanks for asking
00:47:46and i'm gonna get it
00:47:48all back
00:47:50i have been
00:47:53on a journey
00:47:55i really have been
00:47:56did you read about me
00:47:57you did
00:47:58of course you did
00:47:59of course you did
00:48:00i went looking
00:48:01for truth
00:48:06and all signs
00:48:07point to you
00:48:08duncan
00:48:09no
00:48:09no
00:48:10please joanne
00:48:11don't be
00:48:12sad
00:48:12you listen
00:48:13listen
00:48:13you are my
00:48:14oracle
00:48:15and i have
00:48:16an offering
00:48:261.2 million dollars
00:48:28yeah
00:48:29hey mish
00:48:29remember him
00:48:30my old
00:48:30my old partner
00:48:31you know
00:48:32anyway
00:48:32he left a little money
00:48:33for my daughter's college fund
00:48:35sweet right
00:48:36but i took that
00:48:37and used it
00:48:38to invest in your smoke thing
00:48:39and now
00:48:40now it's a million
00:48:41and change
00:48:42and it's yours
00:48:43it's
00:48:45what
00:48:46it's
00:48:47yours
00:48:48i
00:48:49well i did take half of it
00:48:50i do have to pay jamie back
00:48:51but the rest of it
00:48:52it is yours
00:48:53you deserve it
00:48:54it's bulletproof
00:48:55vpn
00:48:56invisible
00:48:56on the dark web
00:48:57no one can hear you profit
00:48:59uh
00:49:00no
00:49:00duncan
00:49:01i i i
00:49:03i can't take your money
00:49:04i
00:49:05i don't want it
00:49:06you earned it
00:49:07you did
00:49:08you
00:49:09you have a gift
00:49:10you really do
00:49:11it went down like you said
00:49:13orlando
00:49:13they turfed him
00:49:14stock went up
00:49:15stock went down
00:49:16and they brought him back
00:49:17it was insider trading
00:49:19orlando's closest advisor
00:49:20was my patient
00:49:21anybody
00:49:22with even
00:49:23a little insight
00:49:24who had the same information i had
00:49:26could have figured it out too
00:49:27but they didn't
00:49:28and like
00:49:29even if they did
00:49:30genius is not about
00:49:31figuring out the solution
00:49:32it's about being unhinged enough
00:49:34to do something
00:49:35outrageous with it
00:49:36that's you
00:49:37you did that
00:49:38and you
00:49:39you deserve
00:49:40to be
00:49:41rewarded
00:49:43this this has been my mistake
00:49:44from the very beginning
00:49:46i mean you give
00:49:47and you give
00:49:48and all i do
00:49:49i do is take
00:49:50that
00:49:53that's my bad
00:49:54i should never have blackmailed you
00:49:58never
00:49:58it should have always
00:50:00been a bribe
00:50:02will you be my bribe
00:50:23shoot straight you bastards
00:50:28carl bardoff
00:50:30thanks for coming in
00:50:31anishka batachera
00:50:32obviously
00:50:33i've heard so much about you
00:50:36mostly appalling of course
00:50:37oh from big tem
00:50:38he's a good man
00:50:40if you're in the market for
00:50:41bullshitting a pair of allbirds
00:50:45why don't you tell me
00:50:46what i'm doing here
00:50:47well you know the uh
00:50:49cfo
00:50:50former cfo
00:50:51what's his name
00:50:52gabe
00:50:53unfortunately
00:50:54he sold me his shares
00:50:55and
00:50:55there it is
00:50:57it's mine
00:50:59so
00:50:59just trying to think
00:51:00what to do with this place
00:51:02and
00:51:04knowing you're on the board
00:51:06i'm not anymore
00:51:08well i read your letter
00:51:09you made some good points
00:51:10identified the rot
00:51:11you read it
00:51:13yeah i was just sitting
00:51:14on dougan's desk
00:51:15you're a smart cookie
00:51:17i'd hate to see
00:51:18what tim has you doing
00:51:19his laundry
00:51:22chief ethicist
00:51:23oh
00:51:25ethicist barbie
00:51:27fancy title
00:51:28and all the power
00:51:29of an overpaid school farm too
00:51:31what a waste
00:51:34how would you uh
00:51:35like to be
00:51:36interim ceo
00:51:39you know the company
00:51:40you're not a wrecking ball
00:51:41you're trying to do something
00:51:44plus
00:51:45tim
00:51:46would hate it
00:51:49duncan park would too
00:51:50i feel sure
00:51:51i
00:51:53well i'm flattered
00:51:58i'd have to take a leave of absence
00:51:59from cupertino
00:52:00and it could derail my career
00:52:02or you could bet on yourself
00:52:06well data isn't my area of expertise
00:52:09i mean i have opinions
00:52:10i mean i have opinions
00:52:12strong ones
00:52:14okay let me ask you
00:52:17could you imagine using your algo to spot people in crisis communities in need
00:52:24and actually help them
00:52:26well that sounds like some of the things we talked about when we first started making this sausage
00:52:30yes
00:52:31but you never did
00:52:34and he never will
00:52:35profit uber alice
00:52:39look there are about 20 dudes in the valley that make as much or more than me
00:52:44and we all come to the same fork in the room
00:52:47do we want humanitarian legacy or do we want planetary reach
00:52:51do we want to save the world
00:52:53or control it
00:52:55heal or conquer
00:52:57we'll both have their charms but
00:53:00i will tell you this
00:53:01most of us go dr evil
00:53:06i used to love the valley
00:53:08but i hate what it's become
00:53:10i hate it
00:53:11we've broken and disrupted everything
00:53:13and now there's nothing else to break
00:53:16and now they want to upload consciousness
00:53:18so guys like me can live forever
00:53:19disrupting death
00:53:21well fuck you
00:53:22death disrupts us
00:53:24our limited time is why we try hard to do anything worthwhile
00:53:29there's a shelf life
00:53:30then it's over
00:53:31blue screen
00:53:32done
00:53:35so convince me anushka
00:53:37prove to me
00:53:39that the best way for me to spend my money
00:53:42and the rest of the time that i have left
00:53:45is to build a legacy of good
00:53:55it's been
00:53:58over a week
00:54:00i'm not a missing person
00:54:01just an absent husband and father
00:54:04he just walked out
00:54:07well i'm not completely without fault myself
00:54:10so
00:54:12yes
00:54:14more than he knows
00:54:15and i want to keep it that way
00:54:19it's not about the money
00:54:21that said if it comes to it i will want the house
00:54:32where the hell have you been
00:54:34where the hell have you been
00:54:43where were you were you with her
00:54:44sorry
00:54:45sorry
00:54:45no no no
00:54:47god no
00:54:47were you with someone else
00:54:49no
00:54:49i was all alone
00:54:51all alone
00:54:53except you were there
00:54:56except you were there
00:54:57you were there
00:54:57and jamie
00:55:11you are my best friend
00:55:15you always were
00:55:18and you're the only one i can trust
00:55:20against these jackals
00:55:23i need you
00:55:25i need you
00:55:26standing
00:55:28behind me
00:55:30next to me
00:55:30in front of me
00:55:34wherever
00:55:35wherever it's safest
00:55:36for me
00:55:46baby
00:55:47yeah baby
00:55:48yes baby
00:55:49i'm sorry
00:55:50no i'm
00:55:51i'm sorry
00:55:52i am sorry
00:55:54i want a divorce
00:56:04cut them to ribbons boys
00:56:09maybe we can um try to fix things
00:56:12i can't have another abusive situation in my house
00:56:16we're gonna be okay
00:56:20privacy has value
00:56:22an unmind motherlone of value
00:56:27i'm a bad man
00:56:34hi
00:56:34you should see the other guy
00:56:37no really
00:56:39can you give me some lift
00:56:44in episode five
00:56:46we really see the manifestation
00:56:48of duncan's fear of humiliation
00:56:50that he states at the very beginning of the show
00:56:52what's our stock at now
00:56:54huh
00:56:54what's the price
00:56:54down 10%
00:56:5520.7%
00:56:57but duncan only owns 20
00:57:00who's duncan
00:57:03we see that feeling of wanting to crawl away from the situation as quickly as possible
00:57:10okay bye
00:57:22we know that he has this dumb house
00:57:24a place where he can go where there is no internet there's no wi-fi and i've always imagined him
00:57:29getting there and the first five minutes being i can relax here
00:57:37what's so wrong with the internet it made us a lot of money made us a lot a lot of
00:57:42money again and again he tries to relax into being on some kind of sabbatical from his life and again
00:57:51and again it doesn't work
00:57:55we learn also in this episode when lily comes to the dumb house
00:58:02this relationship between lily and hamish was much more complicated and i think it's safe to say romantic and perhaps
00:58:11was behind hamish's choices in the end
00:58:17there's a picture in the dumb house one of them is duncan and his struggles are known to us the
00:58:22other one is hamish who decided to end his life and the other one is gabe who decided to isolate
00:58:28himself entirely from the world and live on an island take his winnings and go be alone
00:58:34gabe was played brilliantly by randall park too many moons buddy i can't do physical contact
00:58:41what uh dopamine fasting gotta purify this is all very much based on real life scenarios with some of these
00:58:51guys at this level of wealth
00:58:53you really haven't quite made your nut until you've got a compound you can escape to when the shit hits
00:59:00the fan
00:59:00did you talk to bard off now
00:59:07duncan goes there i think genuinely to try to have a retreat from the reality that he left behind with
00:59:15bard off
00:59:16but also he's got an agenda and gabe can spot it immediately
00:59:20what is that a tinder offer 15 above market for gabe's voting chairs no no no no it's just you
00:59:27can't
00:59:28no i never wanted to be cfo i took the job for hamish
00:59:31you are a twisted prick you know that
00:59:36orson was just saying how much better he feels
00:59:39antibiotics are so you know what i mean
00:59:41actually i stopped taking them a while ago
00:59:44so i think in episode five a subtitle could be the kids are not all right
00:59:49orson is starting to take medicine that's changing his behavior
00:59:53mysterious proprietary blend from the nutritionist you see that heartbreaking scene between jameson
01:00:00and duncan where she so wants him to be a better dad and he's just not capable of it
01:00:07and you see xander trying to recover from essentially virtual but as far as xander is concerned physical
01:00:14abuse at the hands of his stepmother i'm sorry i'm bad i'll clean it how could he wee himself martin
01:00:21he's pixels leave go to work and leave me to mine
01:00:25manushka is also tessa's stepmother and so the kids are not all right is a really interesting way
01:00:33to look at not just this episode but i think overall in this show the stakes are the kids
01:00:39they are the ones who are the most targeted in terms of the social media stuff also do these kids
01:00:47kids have in them and even xander in this sense the desire and ability to make things better
01:00:54and do they have a voice in the future nothing's your fault let's get to the bottom of this
01:01:01there is no bottom martin you can always go lower
01:01:31there is no top martin you can always be and you can believe that i don't believe that i never
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