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00:00:02You
00:00:03Healer goddess hear my plea
00:00:06Please save my
00:00:21Rod of a sepulius
00:00:30I
00:00:30I
00:00:31I
00:00:48Praise she's the healer goddess
00:00:51No, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:00Here you go miss. Thank you
00:01:04Why do you wait down by throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:08in need
00:01:19You must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:24run
00:01:24Oh
00:01:28It's okay little guy
00:01:30I'll fix you right up
00:01:36Right rewrites the wrong
00:01:44See good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
00:01:49Come on Cleo, let's go
00:01:55Oh
00:02:05Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:09We have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely the
00:02:14lysander armstrong
00:02:15His military family basically owns the entire global stock market. He's so hot does he come with the money?
00:02:22Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him money fame power. It's all yours
00:02:32Are we still moving forward miss Trixie yes give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:37Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:40Grandma I'm dying
00:02:42Save me Trixie
00:02:44Grandma Grandma
00:02:47When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old. I'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
00:02:52And butch is still on deployment. So that's why I haven't been married yet. Oh
00:02:59But why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you
00:03:05We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes
00:03:09No
00:03:17Please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you. Oh kind stranger
00:03:21Let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish
00:03:24That you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:30What? Oh
00:03:33Jesus giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that I'm telling
00:03:37you to have some faith in me
00:03:40Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:03:44Can you do that? I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:03:49Cleo stay right here for a second. Don't go too far Cleo
00:03:55Hold still
00:04:02What my migraine's gone, okay, then let's go if you can cure my brother. He'll even marry you
00:04:21How is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:27I don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:31don't worry general
00:04:32I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:04:37I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:04:56I
00:04:57Have no clue what this is
00:05:00Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:04That's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor. I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:20He's not budging. There's no movement truly. I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't
00:05:26know what this is
00:05:28Lord I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed if we
00:05:34can't save him
00:05:36There's only one person who can
00:05:38who
00:05:41The goddess of healing
00:05:45Wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right rewrites the ronde and her
00:05:52left leaves the bereft
00:05:54That's her motto. It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her. She is
00:06:01Eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:07save my son
00:06:09I don't care if I go bankrupt. I will find her James come
00:06:13Put out about to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:19I'll get the five million dollars. There's no need
00:06:34I'll save your son
00:06:36Who the hell is she dad? She says she can cure Lysander. She's gonna save your brother. Don't be ridiculous
00:06:42How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother? Exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:06:49She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich. Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:06:55I bet it has fleas. That flea infested dirty thing is your companion. Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from
00:07:03us
00:07:07Don't touch him
00:07:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:15So step aside. I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:07:20Oh, you're not gonna touch my son
00:07:23I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general. I know a gold digging whore when I see
00:07:28one
00:07:29I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:07:34Who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:07:38A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious
00:07:44You know disgusting go back to being a prostitute security
00:07:48Get this std-infested peasant out of here now
00:07:51Let's go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:07:58Sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master Lysander into no avail
00:08:03Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:05You can always deal with her later. She turns out to be a fraud
00:08:08All right, I'll give you a shot
00:08:11But I warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:08:16Is that any way to ask for help?
00:08:19You'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness, but since i'm not
00:08:24welcome here
00:08:26i'll leave
00:08:28Devin come find me when you have a different wish
00:08:30No, miss trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him
00:08:36Well, if he's a hero to you
00:08:39Then that means he must be a good person
00:08:41My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack. Also, he's great with
00:08:46puppies. He'd make a great husband
00:08:50Who says I want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of
00:08:56marrying a penniless bum like you
00:08:57Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her. I mean look at her even if she cleaned herself
00:09:02up
00:09:02You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:06Only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger for such trivial matters
00:09:10Continue wasting your time, but i'm saving this patient
00:09:22Oh, okay
00:09:25What's happening?
00:09:26What are we in?
00:09:37What the hell are you doing?
00:09:39I knew she was a perv!
00:09:41She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:09:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient?
00:09:47Are you insane?
00:09:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:09:51He's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:09:57Endogenic cryomorphy. Yeah, right. I mean no way you got all that just from licking him. Oh, okay
00:10:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:10:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here, and I've never heard of
00:10:10endo-cryo-
00:10:12What? What?
00:10:15This?
00:10:21It's worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:10:23What?
00:10:25What? So you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulis?
00:10:31Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:10:35I agree. I mean even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
00:10:41studied for years?
00:10:42We are all certified
00:10:44But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:10:47She's right about everything
00:10:50Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
00:10:55And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:10:58Endogenic cryomorphine
00:11:00Oh
00:11:00And of course none of you have heard of it because I just discovered it
00:11:04This condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:11:08The chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:11:12But lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:11:16What a bunch of baloney
00:11:18I mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:11:22Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
00:11:25You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:11:30I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:11:33Oh, so she went to the stripper circus instead
00:11:36And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:11:40Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:11:44Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:11:47If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:11:51I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:11:53Which by the way that condition is called anencephaly
00:11:57What is that supposed to mean?
00:11:58It means you're being schooled by me and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:12:04Then let's have a bet
00:12:06If you can't heal him
00:12:08We'll break your hands
00:12:11And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:12:16These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:12:20You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:12:23Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:12:26There's too many lives at stake
00:12:30Don't worry, I got this
00:12:34It's a deal
00:12:35I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:12:38No one is dying on my watch
00:12:44Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:12:51Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:12:54Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:13:05I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry me
00:13:08I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:13:11I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:13:15Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:13:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:13:20Don't listen to her
00:13:21She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:13:26Firstly, this is called greatness
00:13:29Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:13:32You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:13:36What did you just call me?
00:13:40There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:13:44Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:13:48Now stop getting in my way or I promise you
00:13:51You will be bubbling up the mouth very soon
00:13:53Oh yeah?
00:13:54Yeah, you want to see real pain?
00:13:55Where's the dog?
00:13:56Well, put down the dog
00:13:57With pleasure
00:14:13Left, leave the wrong breath
00:14:19You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:14:23She's been poisoned
00:14:25It was her
00:14:26Do you see any poison on me?
00:14:29Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:14:31But in the wrong hands
00:14:32It becomes nothing but poison
00:14:34This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:14:37Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:14:39Of course
00:14:40I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:14:43If I want to save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:15:01Why is she spitting blood?
00:15:03This wasn't supposed to happen
00:15:04I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:15:07Angel herbalist
00:15:08This is what I call malpractice
00:15:12This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:15:14But she deserves a little punishment
00:15:16Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:15:18Jacuzzi is ready?
00:15:19Right this way
00:15:20Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:15:22What the hell is going on?
00:15:23You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:15:27Then stop getting in my way
00:15:28Every second counts
00:15:31Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:15:36General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:15:41Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:15:44Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:15:47If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:15:53All right, but I warn you, no fun business
00:16:16Let's go for it
00:16:17Love yourziałam
00:16:52you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:16:56general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:17:03that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:17:07stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
00:17:13that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little like uh on the streets are you
00:17:22shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
00:17:27background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:17:32you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:17:40oh my
00:17:46i told you all to stay out
00:17:53it's just a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:18:01i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:18:06i'm gonna save him myself
00:18:12you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:18:15this is a witchcraft i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her
00:18:22she uses her dark magic to steal the hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:18:28oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:18:37here we gain consciousness
00:18:47help me i'm just
00:18:53something's wrong
00:18:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:18:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:19:03that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:19:12sir
00:19:12just watching this here
00:19:14captain morales
00:19:17my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:19:22i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:19:24rest assured general armstrong
00:19:26we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:19:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:19:46good you're awake i'm saving you
00:19:49saving me by bathing with me
00:19:52who are you your fucking spy
00:19:55i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:19:59you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:20:03i will never
00:20:04oh really
00:20:17look who's guilty now
00:20:21look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:20:22all right but it is a biological fact
00:20:24a man is attracted to a naked woman
00:20:28and her breasts
00:20:29it's science okay it just means that my body
00:20:31oh shut up
00:20:32excuse me
00:20:35you're just talking to me with your phone
00:20:37and i'm a professional
00:20:39i hear lysander's voice
00:20:40captain do something now
00:20:42ready
00:20:47we're almost there
00:20:48aim
00:20:51get him boy
00:20:52get him
00:20:54fire
00:20:56fire
00:21:10those devious hills
00:21:12how is this possible
00:21:14it's not even a scratch
00:21:15i told you this is dark magic
00:21:17of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:21:20no
00:21:20i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:21:23she's not the dark witch
00:21:24young master armstrong
00:21:26you are too easily fooled
00:21:28this homeless psycho
00:21:29doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:21:31how is she going to save someone else's life
00:21:33that's right
00:21:34the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:21:38if we can't save him
00:21:39no one can
00:21:40except for the goddess healer
00:21:42think about it
00:21:43we heard lysander's voice
00:21:44he's been in a coma for two years
00:21:46miss trixie must have woken him up
00:21:47you're right
00:21:48this homeless girl is maybe
00:21:50the goddess
00:21:53maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:21:55no
00:21:56no
00:21:57absolutely not
00:21:58there's no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:22:01how could you know for sure
00:22:02right now
00:22:03what we need to do is not interrupt
00:22:05miss trixie
00:22:05you're wrong sir
00:22:06this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:22:11it's called borderline revival
00:22:13she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:22:16but only temporarily
00:22:17it's a trick
00:22:18to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:22:21that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:22:24i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:22:26to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:22:29my son doesn't deserve this
00:22:31he is dying right now
00:22:32naked in a jacuzzi
00:22:34with a smelly vagrant
00:22:35then it looks like it's up to me
00:22:37the witch doctor
00:22:38only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:22:42my son's life is in your hands
00:22:44you heal him
00:22:45i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:22:49i don't know who you are
00:22:50but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:22:56this is it
00:22:57the finishing touch
00:22:59i must now give you the kiss of life
00:23:01so we can both survive
00:23:19it's poison gas
00:23:21poison gas will smoke them out
00:23:24and end her torture over master lysander
00:23:26poison gas
00:23:27my son is in there
00:23:29you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:23:31no don't worry general
00:23:32gold diggers like her
00:23:33only care about themselves
00:23:35soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:23:38then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:23:40and then he can marry one of us
00:23:42they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:23:47i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:23:50it's now or never
00:24:02what the hell are they doing in there it's been over ten minutes
00:24:05wait a second
00:24:07you don't think that they're
00:24:09you
00:24:10you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:24:12don't point your fingers at me
00:24:13if your brother's dead
00:24:15it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:24:17oh my god
00:24:17yeah
00:24:18she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:24:20i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:24:23mr trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:24:25if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:24:27this is taking way too long
00:24:30captain morales
00:24:31it's time to get out
00:24:32the big guns
00:24:33these bazookas
00:24:34can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:24:36bazooka
00:24:37she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:24:40crap oh my god
00:24:41get back suck
00:24:43ready
00:24:45hey
00:24:45oh shit
00:24:50quit your whining and stand down
00:25:03the parasite's been extracted
00:25:04shoot her dead now
00:25:05do i need to fix your hearing too
00:25:07i said stand down
00:25:10don't listen to her
00:25:11she's a fraud
00:25:12a termite to the field of medicine
00:25:14i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:25:18if i'm a termite then
00:25:20you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:25:22wait a second
00:25:23are you saying you cured my son
00:25:25he'll wake in just a moment
00:25:26you can see for yourself
00:25:28well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:25:30that is it
00:25:31no more stalling general
00:25:33if you won't punish her
00:25:34i will
00:25:38don't hurt her
00:25:44he's a cure
00:25:50his pulse is regular
00:25:51in fact it's never been better
00:25:56there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:26:06miss trixie did it dad
00:26:08lysander's warm again
00:26:09he's not cold and pale like before
00:26:11and his heart is strong
00:26:12come feel it
00:26:15i saved my son
00:26:16thank you
00:26:17next time
00:26:18don't go seeking medical advice
00:26:19from those with ill will
00:26:20your son would have otherwise died
00:26:22by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:26:24i've learned my lesson
00:26:26i will not let these two nutjobs
00:26:28ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:26:30wait wait
00:26:31no no
00:26:32there is only one person in the world
00:26:34who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:26:36than the queen angel and i
00:26:39the goddess healer
00:26:44could you really be the goddess of healing
00:26:46but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:26:50and
00:26:51you don't look a day after 20
00:26:53it doesn't matter who i am
00:26:55what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:26:57devon
00:26:58i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:27:00take care
00:27:01no wait
00:27:03miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:27:05he's right
00:27:07we are men of our words
00:27:08and as i promised you
00:27:09my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:27:12and you did just that
00:27:13of course
00:27:14you're welcome to marry me instead
00:27:16i really appreciate it but
00:27:19i'm sorry i
00:27:22i'm already engaged
00:27:25already engaged
00:27:26i am
00:27:27i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:27:31and he's coming back today
00:27:33but don't be disappointed
00:27:34really i'm no one special
00:27:36i just got lucky with your brother
00:27:38some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:27:41but you're still lysander's savior
00:27:43please let me give you what i promised
00:27:45take the gold
00:27:46no really
00:27:48i don't need anything
00:27:50i just believe in doing good in the world
00:27:55Trixie
00:27:55it's your fiance
00:27:56he's back
00:27:57and he says he's breaking up with you
00:28:01i must go
00:28:08hobo close
00:28:09halo glow
00:28:10i bet the goddess healer is just like miss Trixie
00:28:13it was just dumb luck
00:28:15she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:28:18she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:28:20marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:28:26i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:28:31oh my god
00:28:32i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:28:48you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:28:51take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:28:54wait no we're not brides
00:28:56no she's just better than us
00:28:59oh my god
00:29:02we were truly blessed to have miss Trixie here huh
00:29:05she's no average jane
00:29:06no she isn't
00:29:07she said it was just dumb luck
00:29:09but if she truly had these special skills
00:29:12why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:29:15but think about the impenetrable walls
00:29:16no normal person could have done that
00:29:18goddess or not
00:29:20homeless or not i don't care
00:29:21i have never met a woman like that
00:29:23i have to find her
00:29:24i have to make her my life
00:29:25she won my heart over too
00:29:26but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:29:28i'll help you find her
00:29:30all right listen
00:29:31i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:29:38i'm dumping Trixie
00:29:39so i want you
00:29:40your granddaughters
00:29:41filthy things
00:29:43out of my house
00:29:45now
00:29:45Trixie paid for this house
00:29:47she waited for you
00:29:48for three years
00:29:50he was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:29:52and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:29:54one with some serious
00:29:54fuck you money
00:29:56so get lost
00:29:58who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:30:06grandma
00:30:07Beatrice
00:30:08Trixie
00:30:09Amori
00:30:10i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:30:12i'm dumping you
00:30:13for your best friend
00:30:14marissa
00:30:16in fact
00:30:17the wedding's tomorrow
00:30:19so sign over the house
00:30:20now
00:30:25you gave me this ring
00:30:26and asked me to wait
00:30:28and i did
00:30:29for three years
00:30:30while you were deployed
00:30:31yet you cheat on me
00:30:33with my best friend
00:30:34and now you're trying
00:30:35to swindle my home
00:30:37do you have no shame
00:30:38we were together for three years
00:30:40and uh
00:30:40it was a complete waste of my life
00:30:42when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:30:49that's how much she would owe me
00:30:50if i was in the rent-to-boyfriend business
00:30:54i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:30:56of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:31:01oh yeah
00:31:02well marissa
00:31:05is so much better than you
00:31:06she grew up even poorer than you
00:31:09and now
00:31:10she's the ceo
00:31:11of an entire
00:31:13corporation
00:31:16and you
00:31:18you're still nothing
00:31:19so you think she's an upgrade
00:31:21of course she's an upgrade
00:31:23look what she uh
00:31:25got me for my
00:31:26engagement
00:31:26oops
00:31:28yeah
00:31:29that's maybe worth one millionth
00:31:31the presidential contract
00:31:32i gave her
00:31:38you gave her the presidential contract
00:31:39i certainly did
00:31:40in fact
00:31:42marissa
00:31:43you and your dimwit brother
00:31:45only have everything you have
00:31:46all thanks to me
00:31:51oh i think she's losing it bro
00:31:53that breakup's gonna hit her hard
00:31:56you two
00:31:57are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:31:59my granddaughter
00:32:00supported you
00:32:02and your entire family
00:32:03for three years
00:32:04while you were gone
00:32:05how dare you insult her
00:32:08it's okay grandma
00:32:09let's not stoop to that
00:32:12we're edna
00:32:12she still doesn't know
00:32:14what you're doing
00:32:14out there on the streets
00:32:15huh
00:32:15what is he talking about
00:32:17show her bob
00:32:23this is how embarrassingly useless
00:32:25your granddaughter is
00:32:26she didn't purchase this house
00:32:27on her own
00:32:28she was begging on the street
00:32:29for money
00:32:31i can't be caught
00:32:32with a piss poor nobody
00:32:33like you
00:32:34even if you got no game
00:32:35i got street cred
00:32:36i gotta keep
00:32:37you dig
00:32:38the word you're looking for
00:32:39is dignity
00:32:40and you're one to speak
00:32:42cheater
00:32:44is this true tricksy
00:32:48i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:32:50i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:32:53so that i can help them
00:32:55of course those without substance underneath
00:32:57would never understand that
00:32:59what is that supposed to mean
00:33:00it means
00:33:01the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:33:03is actually a downgrade
00:33:08enough bullshitting already
00:33:09just sign the damn papers
00:33:10and we can each get on with our lives
00:33:23at your wedding i will
00:33:25what
00:33:27if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend
00:33:31why should i do good by you
00:33:33i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:33:35as a charity
00:33:37to you
00:33:38fucking bitch
00:33:39you better keep your word
00:33:40oh that's rich
00:33:42after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:33:45do you remember that
00:33:52tricksy
00:33:53marissa's a millionaire now
00:33:55they'll destroy you if you show
00:33:57even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:33:59grandma
00:34:00i have to confess something to you
00:34:02i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:34:05trillions
00:34:07that would make you
00:34:09the richest person
00:34:10on the planet
00:34:12it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:34:15the god of healing
00:34:16i saved several world leaders with these hands
00:34:19that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:34:22and become the goddess healer
00:34:24it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:34:28but please
00:34:29tricksy dear
00:34:30i know it was to broken your heart
00:34:32but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:34:36it will only delay the healing process
00:34:38you don't have to believe me just yet
00:34:40after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:34:45i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:34:49that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:34:52you've always had an angel's heart
00:34:55i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:34:58who actually deserves you
00:35:00you will see tomorrow grandma
00:35:04oh yeah
00:35:06stop
00:35:09he said tricksy's crashing our wedding
00:35:11she was bullying us too salsa
00:35:13she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:35:17i hope when nobody steps on snake
00:35:19snake bites back hard
00:35:21so let her comment embarrass herself
00:35:24you mean
00:35:27we broadcast
00:35:28that video of you
00:35:32yes
00:35:32her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:35:35she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:35:37and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:35:39against my presidential glow up
00:35:41let's turn this party into her funeral
00:35:49there he is
00:35:52welcome home brother
00:35:54welcome home general
00:35:57sir
00:35:58the homeless woman who saved you miss tricksy
00:36:00this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:36:02he served with your regiment in the marines
00:36:04you mean the butcher tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:36:06well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:36:10so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:36:13fucking coward
00:36:14according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:36:17then we should join her
00:36:18men
00:36:19i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life
00:36:24so she needs our support
00:36:25will you join me in protecting her
00:36:26yes sir
00:36:27we will allow our lives to protect her
00:36:29sir
00:36:30well let's roll
00:36:44welcome everyone to my wedding
00:36:47today is a very special day for me and butch
00:36:49not only are we getting married
00:36:50but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:36:53allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:36:59congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:37:02like him
00:37:02still butch is taking my last name
00:37:04oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:37:07you are the secretary of the entire u.s. health department but this is a par-tay after all
00:37:12i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:37:18the u.s. president will also be arriving soon to get you the contract herself
00:37:23it's an honor
00:37:24that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:37:29we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:37:32we'll let the wedding begin
00:37:35not so fast
00:37:36the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:37:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:38:01so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:38:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:38:06who is she
00:38:07uh... this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:38:10just watch
00:38:14trixie what are you doing here
00:38:15this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:38:17i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:38:19you know being this poor
00:38:22me bum a meal
00:38:23have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:38:27what evidence do you have of that
00:38:29look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:38:31i'm a millionaire ceo
00:38:33even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:38:37and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:38:40sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:38:44see everyone
00:38:45budge already cut ties with his ex
00:38:47but she's so shameless
00:38:48and desperate
00:38:49that she'd still show up to my wedding
00:38:51to suck up to me
00:38:52this is what poor sad girls do
00:38:55they beg for scraps
00:38:57from us
00:38:58the rich and glorious
00:38:59projecting much marissa
00:39:00you might feel all high and mighty now
00:39:02but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:39:04especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:39:11you giving me the contract
00:39:14you have no skills
00:39:15no education
00:39:16no connection
00:39:17so how could you possibly have a pool
00:39:19to get the u.s. fucking president
00:39:21to give me a billion dollar contract
00:39:23we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:39:25and i saw potential in you
00:39:27even trusted you as my best friend
00:39:29but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:39:32don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:39:35this is what us rich girls do
00:39:37they steal from lane spinsters for fun
00:39:40damn right
00:39:41you were too embarrassing for me
00:39:44sasa tramples you any day
00:39:46i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:39:49bravo
00:39:49self-admission of a gold digger
00:39:51quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:39:53sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:39:55you should make yourself
00:39:56don't listen to her everyone
00:39:57she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:40:00i don't even have to lift a finger
00:40:02and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:40:06you may look and sound like a man
00:40:07but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:40:10okay enough
00:40:11you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:40:12your moral posturing
00:40:15but guess what
00:40:16morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:40:19that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:40:22cause i've got the material goods
00:40:24and you're just all empty talk
00:40:26i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:40:28because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:40:31you see this
00:40:39oh my god
00:40:42oh my god
00:40:44is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:40:48the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:40:51no
00:40:51absolutely not
00:40:52i i don't believe it
00:40:54you all sound so scared already
00:40:55don't worry
00:40:56this isn't that contract
00:40:59it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:41:04see everyone
00:41:05she's just trying to bluff us
00:41:06but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:41:08look at her following orders
00:41:09i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:41:12like a good little uh peasant slave
00:41:15that house is where all her life savings
00:41:20you want to uh i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:41:32you must understand me
00:41:34i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:41:37i'm giving it to charity
00:41:44bro
00:41:45she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:41:46she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:41:49she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:41:51you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away Trixie
00:41:54it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:41:55uh i i know what this is
00:41:58you've gone delusional
00:41:59and you think you're cinderella
00:42:00so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:42:02and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:42:05well that's not happening
00:42:06security
00:42:07lock the doors
00:42:08this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:42:13this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:42:18we found miss Trixie Lysander
00:42:19she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the Wickham wedding right now
00:42:22butch tanner
00:42:23well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:42:26let's go
00:42:30you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:42:32i've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:42:36including your head of command butch
00:42:38general Lysander Armstrong
00:42:41you mean the legendary war hero
00:42:43he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:42:46you're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:42:50so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:42:52to heal someone like general Lysander Armstrong
00:42:55no one here is gonna believe you
00:42:56if you really cured the incurable general
00:42:58then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary
00:43:01and she's not
00:43:02you're just asking to be humiliated Trixie
00:43:05show them butch
00:43:08oh
00:43:11see for yourselves everyone
00:43:13Trixie's just a
00:43:14reloading beggar
00:43:18she won't leave me and Marissa alone
00:43:19cause we're rich as fuck now
00:43:22i'm a major in the marines
00:43:24Sasa, she has
00:43:25a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:43:27with the military
00:43:28approved by the first female president of the United States herself
00:43:32bitch
00:43:33how despicable
00:43:34she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:43:38get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:43:40no free meals for the poor
00:43:41do you see this Trixie?
00:43:44this is high society
00:43:45so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:43:47or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:43:49maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:43:52maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:43:57i already have everything one can dream of
00:44:00but i valued our friendship Marissa
00:44:01which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:44:04to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:44:06but no, you stooped so low
00:44:10it disgusts me
00:44:11nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:44:14like a bum
00:44:15and who knows if you've already started offering sexual services
00:44:20well then
00:44:21why don't you get on your knees for me Trixie
00:44:24my brother will never take you back
00:44:26no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:44:28but make me happy
00:44:30and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:44:43how dare you hit my brother
00:44:44i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:44:47that's awesome
00:44:49don't worry my dear
00:44:50after i'm done with you Trixie
00:44:52not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:44:55oh
00:44:56is that so
00:44:58security
00:45:00get down on your knees
00:45:02and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:45:04in front of everybody here
00:45:05or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:45:07the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:45:09i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:45:12any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:45:15before you even touch me
00:45:16dream on
00:45:18you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:45:21but you weren't good enough for me
00:45:22you're definitely not good enough for him
00:45:24enough!
00:45:25you're souring my party
00:45:26so you either get the fuck out
00:45:29or i'm gonna shoot you
00:45:31on the count of three
00:45:32i think i quite like it here
00:45:34two!
00:45:44mmmm
00:45:45this wine is so delicious
00:45:47one! shoot!
00:45:50nobody is laying a hand on my future wife
00:45:59it's
00:46:00it's
00:46:01it's
00:46:09who the hell is this?
00:46:14no
00:46:14i'm sorry that i'm late
00:46:15did they hurt you?
00:46:16no
00:46:17i'm fine
00:46:18but um
00:46:19when did i become your future wife?
00:46:23you saved me
00:46:24Trixie remember
00:46:25i'm a man of my word
00:46:27they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:46:29really it was nothing
00:46:31i saved you because you're a good man
00:46:33not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:46:36ahem
00:46:40i see what this is
00:46:41you're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:46:44look at you guys all lovey dub
00:46:45don't try to pin this on her
00:46:46she waited for you for three years
00:46:48this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:46:52virtue?
00:46:54don't make me laugh
00:46:55she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:46:58no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:47:01she should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:47:07i see her in the marines
00:47:10i'm a major
00:47:11you know
00:47:12look man
00:47:12i know Trixie is like a
00:47:14i don't know
00:47:15like a seven
00:47:16now that she's all cleaned up
00:47:17but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:47:19worthless woman like that
00:47:21ow
00:47:26a real man
00:47:27never talks about a woman that way
00:47:30you're a coward
00:47:39we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:47:43you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:47:47you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:47:49so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:47:51you understand?
00:47:52you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit?
00:47:54i'm a fucking major
00:47:55you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:47:58i'll destroy you
00:47:59do you really not know who this is butch?
00:48:02i thought you were in the marines
00:48:03what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:48:08he was just a supply boy
00:48:11war hero?
00:48:13is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:48:15poor girl
00:48:16did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:48:20a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:48:22Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:48:28a bum girl and a pimp
00:48:30what a pair
00:48:32seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:48:35i think we should try to pay some off some more don't you think?
00:48:39bring in the wedding gifts
00:48:47what is all this?
00:48:49Trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:48:53but i know that we shared a moment
00:48:57i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:49:00it's not in my nature
00:49:02unlike somebody else here
00:49:05listen Trixie
00:49:06i have never met a woman like you
00:49:11so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:49:14i know that you're the one for me
00:49:18this guy's either nuts or a really really good actor
00:49:22Oscar worthy
00:49:24Oscar worthy
00:49:25no
00:49:25first gift
00:49:31Trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:49:33so i'm gifted you with your own new mansion
00:49:36worth five hundred million dollars
00:49:38previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:49:42second guess
00:49:45this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:49:49which is now yours
00:49:50entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:49:53it must be that easy
00:49:54they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:49:56they've got nothing left
00:49:57why Sander?
00:49:59i really don't care for any of them
00:50:00no look i i know
00:50:02i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:50:04okay
00:50:05which is exactly why
00:50:06well my third gift
00:50:07is um
00:50:10well
00:50:24clio
00:50:24hey
00:50:26oh my god
00:50:28you found my dog
00:50:33Trixie i'm just a man
00:50:34but with you it's so much more
00:50:36Trixie amore
00:50:40will you marry me
00:50:44you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:50:49yes i will marry you
00:50:51thank you
00:51:05go go power couple
00:51:07Woo!
00:51:08ha ha!
00:51:09okay, stop
00:51:10the only power couple here is Batch and I
00:51:14Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is
00:51:17No man in their right mind
00:51:20Would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:51:22Hey
00:51:23I don't care if she's homeless or not
00:51:24But I'm making this woman my wife
00:51:26Which means that she will be treated as
00:51:28And cherished as
00:51:29The most precious woman on earth
00:51:31Understand
00:51:35You still don't realize
00:51:37That my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:51:39This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:51:48As if
00:51:50Like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong
00:51:52Would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:51:55Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled
00:51:57The global stock market
00:51:58Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England
00:52:01Than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:52:03I bet my life you're all just
00:52:05Actors
00:52:06Then you better enjoy your last breath
00:52:08Come on Lysander, what are we waiting for?
00:52:10Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie
00:52:11What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us?
00:52:14The elites
00:52:15Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:52:17She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:52:20Truth is, she's just a useless
00:52:22Lazy bitchin' bum
00:52:24She's utterly unmarriable
00:52:28I can dispose of them
00:52:29In other means if you don't prefer violence
00:52:32I'd handle them myself, but
00:52:35I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:52:37Go ahead, Lysander
00:52:44Yes, hello, this is Lysander
00:52:46Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:52:49Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:52:51Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:53:01Uh, hello?
00:53:02Yes
00:53:05What?
00:53:10I'm bankrupt
00:53:18Hey, hey, hey
00:53:19Are you sure that was the call, Sasa?
00:53:21That was a real call?
00:53:23People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:53:24My company's dead
00:53:25It evaporated
00:53:27It's in thin air
00:53:31That's impossible
00:53:32Who are you?
00:53:34What did you do?
00:53:35Secretary Cho
00:53:36You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:53:38And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:53:41Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:53:45Then that means
00:53:48You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:53:50The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:53:53Trixie's married
00:53:54The famed war hero
00:53:56The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:54:00Now you believe me?
00:54:02Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:54:05There's gotta be some trick to this
00:54:07You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:54:09This is awesome
00:54:11This is awesome
00:54:11This is awesome
00:54:12This is awesome
00:54:12This is awesome
00:54:12This is awesome
00:54:12This is awesome
00:54:13This is awesome
00:54:16This is awesome
00:54:18I know why you're all over Trixie
00:54:20Because you've been in the military for so long
00:54:22You don't know what a real woman can do for you
00:54:24Let me take you to my wedding chamber
00:54:26And I'll show you a good time
00:54:29Do you rub your hands for me?
00:54:31Or I'll have them removed for you
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:33Ah!
00:54:34Ah!
00:54:36I would never be interested in a woman
00:54:38Who's as vile and cruel and wicked
00:54:40As you are
00:54:41Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
00:54:46Sansa was just trying to save the company
00:54:48I don't blame her at all
00:54:49Your double standards are incredible
00:54:51Okay, you don't want me?
00:54:53Fine
00:54:53But there's plenty of other efficiency
00:54:55I can give you a room full of pageant winners
00:54:5818 years old
00:54:59Rush for the taking
00:55:07I did that so you wouldn't have to
00:55:08Miss Trixie
00:55:09Thank you, Devin
00:55:12Marissa
00:55:12Not only have you backstabbed me
00:55:14Your best friend
00:55:15By stealing my fiancé
00:55:17But now you'd sell out other innocent girls
00:55:19Just to get your company back?
00:55:21You're an insult to all good women out there
00:55:23No, to all of humanity
00:55:24So now
00:55:25Everything that I've ever given you to
00:55:27I'm taking it all back
00:55:31Wait, everyone
00:55:32Stop
00:55:35They're imposters
00:55:39I just got off the phone with the president
00:55:41And she said your contract is not getting cancelled
00:55:43Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
00:55:46So we won't go bankrupt?
00:55:48The goddess healer?
00:55:49You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
00:55:52Approved of my biomedical products?
00:55:55Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have
00:55:57In the field of health and medicine
00:55:58The goddess healer's motto is
00:56:00The right rewrites the wrong
00:56:02The left leave the wrong
00:56:04The left
00:56:05That means she's rewarding me
00:56:07The president would never let your company go bankrupt
00:56:09In fact, she's on her way now
00:56:13So you're telling me
00:56:14This dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
00:56:18Isn't Lysander Armstrong?
00:56:19Who the fuck cares who he is?
00:56:21If the president and the goddess healer
00:56:22Approves of my products
00:56:24Who cares about this washed up war hero?
00:56:26We can break his legs, break his arms
00:56:27No one would even bat an eye
00:56:28She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
00:56:32FBI
00:56:33FBI
00:56:35You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
00:56:39Gotcha
00:56:44Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
00:56:46No, don't arrest her
00:56:48Trixie is a good person
00:56:50Please officer, don't arrest her
00:56:52Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams
00:56:55What are you all doing here?
00:56:56The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
00:56:58We were worried
00:56:59So we came here to back you up
00:57:02Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
00:57:05She's very kind hearted and would never break the law
00:57:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
00:57:11Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
00:57:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
00:57:17My fiancee really is an incredible woman
00:57:20She's an angel descended from heaven
00:57:27You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:30My brother is not a criminal
00:57:32He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:57:36Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
00:57:39And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
00:57:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
00:57:44Because of the fight with the terrorist
00:57:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
00:57:47So this must be an imposter
00:57:50I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
00:57:53But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
00:57:59If you want to arrest me, fine
00:58:02But don't fuck with my fiancee
00:58:04You don't have to decide, punk
00:58:05Let's go
00:58:26Get him
00:58:27If you can
00:58:41Get him
00:58:53Oh, my God.
00:59:14Is that enough pain? Or do you want more?
00:59:24Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
00:59:28Grandma.
00:59:30Meet my new fiancé.
00:59:33Wow, your new fiancé?
00:59:35He's so manly.
00:59:37Much better than your last one.
00:59:39I always knew you'd find someone better.
00:59:41It's Butch's loss.
00:59:43Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
00:59:46She's like a shining star in the sky, and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
00:59:51Bitch, we name-calling now?
00:59:52I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
00:59:55Drown out the poor!
00:59:56Drown out the poor!
00:59:58Drown out the poor!
00:59:59Drown out the poor!
01:00:00Drown out the poor!
01:00:02Drown out the poor!
01:00:03See, Trixie?
01:00:04You've got no connections, no power.
01:00:06You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:00:09We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:00:12So you're using defenseless lives as your shield, because you know we won't hurt them.
01:00:16Let them eat cake!
01:00:26You can't shoot all of them.
01:00:28Grab what you can, fam.
01:00:29Attack!
01:00:45You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:00:53What the fuck was that?
01:00:54I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:00:55I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:01:04Damn it!
01:01:05I'm deaf, I'm deaf!
01:01:08You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:01:10That'll teach you from messing with the Wighams.
01:01:12Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:01:14We're cornered.
01:01:15I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:01:17Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:01:20I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:01:23They will be punished.
01:01:26Now hold still for me.
01:01:29Right.
01:01:31Rewrites the world.
01:01:41Holy fuck!
01:01:42Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:01:44By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:01:45Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:01:50I'm all better now.
01:01:52Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:01:53See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57Please.
01:01:57I am just an ordinary girl.
01:01:59Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:02:01Sure.
01:02:02You hear that?
01:02:03She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:02:06She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:02:08While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:02:12Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:02:17I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:02:19And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:02:22God?
01:02:23Wrong.
01:02:24But you're close.
01:02:26Oh, bullshit.
01:02:26I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives.
01:02:31You want to cross the line so bad?
01:02:33Then let's see you try.
01:02:34Charge!
01:02:43The hell is this?
01:02:45This is the line between life and death.
01:02:48Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:02:51I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:02:56You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:02:57What if it's a trap?
01:02:58That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:03:00We ain't afraid of her.
01:03:01She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:03:04Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:03:07I will.
01:03:10Left leaves the wrong draft.
01:03:18I'm fine.
01:03:20Nothing happens.
01:03:21You'll see soon enough.
01:03:22Oh, please.
01:03:23I really want to die.
01:03:24And you call this the line between life and death?
01:03:27I knew we were just making that shit up.
01:03:29Whoops.
01:03:30Just crossed it again.
01:03:31Whoops.
01:03:32And again.
01:03:33Nothing's happening.
01:03:35Stop.
01:03:36Stop.
01:03:37Stop.
01:03:39Stop.
01:03:40Stop.
01:03:44No.
01:03:44No, Bob.
01:03:46Hey.
01:03:47What did you do to my brother?
01:03:48I didn't do anything.
01:03:49Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:03:52I suggest you take him to the ER if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:03:57Come on.
01:03:59Major.
01:04:00Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:04:01How was he able to cross the line?
01:04:03See, this must be an illusion.
01:04:07Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:04:10Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:04:18You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:04:20You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:04:21Oh, please.
01:04:22You hurt us first.
01:04:24At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:04:26But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:04:31Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:04:35You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:04:38You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:04:42When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:04:47Don't touch my wife.
01:04:51And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:04:55You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:04:57But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:05:01That you're nothing but an ugly phony, and I'm the queen of everything.
01:05:04Oh, really?
01:05:05Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:05:09You've got nothing on me.
01:05:13Yes.
01:05:14Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:05:20Goddess!
01:05:21Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:05:24Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:05:28Get the VP.
01:05:29We're leaving now.
01:05:33Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:05:37God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:05:39I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:05:42You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:05:44As Secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:05:47Miss Wickham is correct.
01:05:48I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:05:50Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:05:53You hear that, everyone?
01:05:55There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:06:00She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:06:03so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:06:06No.
01:06:06My granddaughter would never do that.
01:06:09Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:06:13Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:06:22Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:06:26and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:06:31Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:06:34I never realized how delusional they were.
01:06:37You can only dream of what you can never have
01:06:39while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:06:42Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:06:45but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:06:46It ain't working.
01:06:47You can't just fake the...
01:06:51Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:06:54It's like real magic.
01:06:55Trixie, you're an angel,
01:06:57but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:07:00And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:07:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:07:07No.
01:07:08Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:07:11You saved me.
01:07:13Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:07:16No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:07:19We'll riot against you now.
01:07:21Tear her apart!
01:07:22Tear her apart!
01:07:24Tear her apart!
01:07:25Tear her apart!
01:07:27Tear her apart!
01:07:28The vice president arrives!
01:07:43Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:07:49You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:07:51Wait, what?
01:07:53He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:07:56No, no.
01:07:56We've been through this already once, okay?
01:07:58Right, Secretary Joe?
01:08:00This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:08:05But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:08:07that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:08:09Yes.
01:08:09We all thought he was a fraud.
01:08:11What I mean is,
01:08:13you're the war hero,
01:08:15General Lysander Armstrong.
01:08:17And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:08:19The moment you wake up,
01:08:21you fall under this vixen spell,
01:08:23and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:08:26So he is the general.
01:08:29Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:08:30Did you hear that?
01:08:31Even the vice president knows me
01:08:33as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:08:36So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:08:38We got the VP and the president.
01:08:40On our side,
01:08:41you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:08:45I told you.
01:08:46Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:08:48This is treason!
01:08:49Lysander Armstrong,
01:08:50you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:08:56Hurry!
01:08:57The goddess healer needs us.
01:09:00You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:09:03My brother is a war hero.
01:09:04He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:09:07He was in a coma for two years.
01:09:08If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:09:10Enough!
01:09:10You speak another word,
01:09:12and I will bring down your entire family,
01:09:14not just your brother.
01:09:16General.
01:09:17It's okay.
01:09:19Mr. Vice President,
01:09:20I've already given my life once for my country.
01:09:21I have no problem doing that again
01:09:23if it means protecting my fiancé's life.
01:09:26And let's be honest about one other thing,
01:09:27Mr. Vice President.
01:09:28I never gave a fuck
01:09:30about any damn titles.
01:09:33I truly saved a good man.
01:09:39I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancé.
01:09:43And what can you do about it?
01:09:44Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:09:46I have a swell idea.
01:09:47My biomedical company invented
01:09:48to the latest line
01:09:49of poison darts for the military.
01:09:51Let's try it out on them.
01:09:54Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:09:55There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:09:57Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:09:59Despicable.
01:10:00What's more despicable
01:10:01is that you and your filthy companions
01:10:03are disrespecting power.
01:10:05Miss Wickham,
01:10:06you can use full force on them.
01:10:09Did you hear that, boys?
01:10:22Wait, that's the present.
01:10:27Wait, that's the present.
01:10:35No, they're idiots!
01:10:42Oh, my gosh!
01:10:44I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:10:46That was...
01:10:47They were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:10:49the fraud in the middle.
01:10:50What is this?
01:10:52Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, madame, for your military.
01:10:55This is a war crime.
01:10:56These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:10:59You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:11:00I can shoot whoever I want.
01:11:02I have the presidential contract.
01:11:03With great power comes great responsibility.
01:11:05And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:11:09What are you doing?
01:11:10Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:11:13That is easy.
01:11:15There's no need.
01:11:16I'll save everyone.
01:11:30It's raining gold!
01:11:33What's happening?
01:11:34Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:11:35It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:11:39She...
01:11:39She is...
01:11:41She's a criminal.
01:11:43Don't worry, Madam President.
01:11:44We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:11:46I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:11:47Because you're the one that will be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:11:50What are you talking about?
01:11:52The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:12:04This contract?
01:12:06Yes!
01:12:07Thank you, first gentleman.
01:12:24My contract, you bitch!
01:12:26And that's not all.
01:12:38This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:12:40There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:12:43Don't you realize?
01:12:44Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:12:48You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:12:50Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:12:52And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:12:55So prepare yourself.
01:12:56Because I'm about to smite you.
01:12:59What are you going to do?
01:13:00The president is here.
01:13:02And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:13:06You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:13:10Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:13:12So what's your final decision?
01:13:16I'll...
01:13:16She's going to give me my billion dollar!
01:13:18Ah!
01:13:23I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:13:26Ah!
01:13:28Ah!
01:13:29Why?
01:13:29Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:13:31You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar...
01:13:34You wish, you idiot!
01:13:37I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:13:43I don't understand.
01:13:44I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the Goddess of Healing.
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:49And do you know the Goddess Healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:13:54You've really seen the Goddess Healer herself in the flesh?
01:13:58The one and only.
01:14:01And it's...
01:14:03Her.
01:14:04Oh!
01:14:05Oh!
01:14:06Oh!
01:14:07Oh!
01:14:09Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:10Oh!
01:14:11Oh!
01:14:12Oh!
01:14:14Oh!
01:14:16Oh!
01:14:18Welcome, Goddess.
01:14:26Uh...
01:14:26We, uh...
01:14:30You really are the Goddess of Healing, aren't you?
01:14:32How else did you think I saved you?
01:14:34Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:14:38I wanted to walk the Earth as a normal person.
01:14:41Help those in need.
01:14:43And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:14:46No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:14:51She took it away just like that.
01:14:54That was her golden ticket.
01:14:56You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:14:58But after everything you've done, we're officially cutting ties with you both.
01:15:02No, please.
01:15:02I swear to you.
01:15:03I didn't know you were an ex-concid.
01:15:07It doesn't matter who she is.
01:15:09Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:15:11She's an amazing person.
01:15:12And you ruin that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:15:15She's gonna be my wife.
01:15:17Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:15:24I love you.
01:15:37All her gold, all her gold, all that could have been mine.
01:15:41This is all your fault.
01:15:43This is all...
01:15:43You seduced me!
01:15:46You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:15:49Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:15:53I want to be rich again.
01:15:55I'll be your slave.
01:15:56I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:15:58You've had your chance to apologize.
01:16:00But it's too late now.
01:16:02All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:16:06You two should be locked up.
01:16:07And she shall.
01:16:09For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:16:12arrest Maritza and Butch Wickham.
01:16:15It was all your fault, Marissa.
01:16:16I never loved you.
01:16:17It's your fault!
01:16:18I was only with you for your money.
01:16:20You were rich.
01:16:22I'll see myself now.
01:16:24Rest assured, goddess.
01:16:26We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:16:29My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:16:32I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:16:34That is why I saved you.
01:16:36With these healing hands,
01:16:38I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:16:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:16:47Let's party!
01:16:48Wait, what if we just got married?
01:16:50Right now?
01:16:51Yes.
01:16:52Belle.
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:17:00I do.
01:17:01I do.
01:17:02You may kiss the bride.
01:17:04I do.
01:17:05I do.
01:17:30You may kiss the bride.
01:17:31I do.
01:17:33You may kiss.
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