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Şaka Yapma (1981) filmi, zengin bir adamın at arabacısı olan Zeki'ye çarpmasıyla başlar. Hastanede çok az ömrü kaldığı öğrenilen gencin bu durumundan yararlanmak isteyen reklamcıların, para kazanmak için büyük bir yardım kampanyası başlatması üzerinden gelişen komedi ve dram olaylarını anlatmaktadır.
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00:14:33A young man, a son of the people!
00:14:35Yes, a man of the people!
00:14:45Please, please don't laugh!
00:14:48Yes, a man of the people!
00:14:49Doomed!
00:14:52He has one month left to live.
00:14:55He will die before he can fully enjoy his youth.
00:14:57One in a billion people contract this disease.
00:15:00At work,
00:15:01A young driver will die in Türkiye.
00:15:04Whereas,
00:15:05How happy he was.
00:15:07He had a lovely family.
00:15:09World's sweetest people. Mommy,
00:15:11His father, his big, healthy brothers.
00:15:14He looked at life, a vibrant life, with a humane perspective.
00:15:17His biggest dream was to own a pickup truck.
00:15:21In our developing and progressing country,
00:15:23leaving the horse-drawn carriage,
00:15:25with a motor vehicle,
00:15:26He believed it would contribute to development.
00:15:28She had a boyfriend.
00:15:30They will get married and build a happy home.
00:15:32She was going to have two adorable babies.
00:15:34Here, this young man is dying.
00:15:36And unfortunately,
00:15:38He is dying, crawling on the ground in a barn corner.
00:15:41You, you, you, you!
00:15:43Don't you feel any responsibility?
00:15:45Are you going to leave this young man to die like this?
00:15:49Never!
00:15:49Let's join hands,
00:15:52this young man,
00:15:54the last month,
00:15:55Let's live together in brotherhood.
00:15:57In a humane, civilized way,
00:15:59fraternal.
00:16:00We, as Banker Pamukoğlu,
00:16:03We are taking the lead.
00:16:04And what we expect from you is,
00:16:06as a pioneer of donation,
00:16:08We are donating ten million.
00:16:10Every donation that goes into our company's coffers,
00:16:13in the war of brotherhood and humanity,
00:16:16It will be a victory to be won.
00:16:19Banker Pamukoğlu,
00:16:21It saves lives every day.
00:16:23Citizens!
00:16:24In this sacred duty,
00:16:25We are waiting for all of you to join us.
00:16:28Hahaha!
00:16:29I've always said it.
00:16:31In this child,
00:16:32I've said there's a tremendous business acumen.
00:16:35Gentlemen, the meeting is over.
00:16:37Congratulations!
00:16:38Thank you!
00:16:39Congratulations!
00:16:40Thank you!
00:16:41It was great!
00:16:42Congratulations!
00:16:43Thank you!
00:16:43Congratulations!
00:16:44Thank you!
00:16:49Start the campaign!
00:16:51You can't do that!
00:16:52Why couldn't we?
00:16:53Because the young man who is going to die,
00:16:55He has no knowledge of this!
00:16:57He doesn't know he's going to die!
00:16:59Even if she finds out, she won't accept the job!
00:17:01TRUE!
00:17:02But he still won't know he's going to die!
00:17:04But this is inhumane!
00:17:05So what?
00:17:07Don't we have hearts?
00:17:08The money that will be given to him,
00:17:10It will go to his family when he dies!
00:17:12Is there any greater reward than this, my child?
00:17:15Only you can do this!
00:17:19All together!
00:17:20Broken dice!
00:17:21Where is it broken?
00:17:23It's not broken, Zeki abi!
00:17:25It's not broken!
00:17:26I'm not playing, friend!
00:17:27You're all taking this side!
00:17:29I'm not playing!
00:17:29Okay, okay, it's broken!
00:17:31Go ahead and shoot!
00:17:32He he!
00:17:33Allah!
00:17:35Allah!
00:17:36Windfall!
00:17:36Call the Sheikh!
00:17:37Hey!
00:17:38The Sheikh summoned him!
00:17:39Hey!
00:17:40Grab the dice, Zeki abi, right now!
00:17:41The Sheikh summoned him!
00:17:42The Sheikh summoned him!
00:17:44Damn!
00:17:45Damn, how much power do you have over me!
00:17:46Would you get paid just to annoy me?
00:17:49The Sheikh summoned him!
00:17:49No way, man!
00:17:50Okay, okay!
00:17:51Play the double six!
00:17:52He he!
00:17:53Friend!
00:17:53Truth always prevails!
00:17:55A double six!
00:17:56Double six!
00:17:57Two more double sixes!
00:17:58Does the dice roll come there?
00:17:59I'm leaving from here, I'm coming here!
00:18:01From here to here!
00:18:02I'm coming here too!
00:18:04But that's too much, Zeki brother!
00:18:06Let him play!
00:18:08I'm not playing!
00:18:10I've been watching for a while now, trying to pull every trick in the book to start a fight!
00:18:13This cow agrees with everything I say!
00:18:15Why don't you guys fight me?!
00:18:17Do you feel sorry for me, you bastards?!
00:18:19Or am I going to die?
00:18:20Just say it openly, damn it, just say it openly!
00:18:22Am I going to die?!
00:18:24Allah!
00:18:26Allah!
00:18:28He slapped me!
00:18:30You are witnesses, friends!
00:18:31Now I've got you!
00:18:32Allah!
00:18:33What slap?!
00:18:33Allah!
00:18:35Allah!
00:18:37Allah!
00:18:37Allah!
00:18:39Allah!
00:18:40Allah!
00:18:41Allah!
00:18:41Allah!
00:18:42Allah!
00:18:43Allah!
00:18:43Allah!
00:18:44Allah!
00:18:45Allah!
00:18:47Allah!
00:18:48Don't accuse me of being heartless!
00:18:55Please try to understand me!
00:18:57I'm sorry, but this is like trying to remove the horseshoe from a dead donkey!
00:19:00Look!
00:19:01I am really sad!
00:19:02But your friend is...
00:19:04He's going to die anyway, isn't he?
00:19:06Yes!
00:19:08He'll die and leave a bunch of men behind!
00:19:12An elderly couple, two sisters, and a mischievous brother!
00:19:16Who will look after them?
00:19:18The donations collected will be used for a charitable cause!
00:19:21But we'll also set aside a share for Zeki's family!
00:19:24So that those who remain can save their lives!
00:19:27That wouldn't be bad, of course!
00:19:29Subject to!
00:19:30Consider giving you a fitting reward for this kindness...
00:19:33Look at me, girl!
00:19:34You're a sweet, lovely, and well-mannered girl!
00:19:36But I swear terribly!
00:19:37Your heart will break!
00:19:39I am sorry!
00:19:40I don't give a damn about your apology!
00:19:41Just give me that bill!
00:19:43You always misunderstand me!
00:19:45I'm thinking of a way to give the money you'll receive to Zeki's family!
00:19:49Ha!
00:19:51Look, this will work!
00:19:52Excuse me...
00:19:54...I thought...
00:19:55...Well...
00:19:56...Like a bribe!
00:19:58Absolutely not!
00:20:00Only one problem remains...
00:20:03...To deceive Zeki!
00:20:05He shouldn't know he's going to die!
00:20:06Oh yes, of course!
00:20:07Huh?
00:20:08So who will do this job?
00:20:10Not!
00:20:11You!
00:20:26What is it?
00:20:27What is it?
00:20:28Tell me about it!
00:20:29It's not what you think!
00:20:32Kiss and talk to the dead!
00:20:35What happened to you, Metin?
00:20:37Huh?
00:20:40What happened to you?
00:20:43No!
00:20:43Nothing!
00:20:45Ah! What were we saying?
00:20:46Oh! If I told you, it would be a rumor!
00:20:49Let the rumors begin now!
00:20:50Tell me, damn it!
00:20:52Hold on!
00:20:53Thing!
00:20:53You know those people who caused your accident?
00:20:56Those who crashed into your car!
00:20:58Did they prove me wrong at the police station?
00:20:59No way!
00:21:01They're crazy about you!
00:21:02They've fallen in love with you!
00:21:04Gee!
00:21:05Huh?
00:21:06They said he was a very well-behaved child!
00:21:08So he didn't think, "I'll go to the prosecutor's office and see what I can get from these billionaires!"
00:21:14They call him the real child, for God's sake!
00:21:16They say, "He's exactly the kind of kid you're going to get the job done with!"
00:21:19Are they going to transport goods using my car?
00:21:21I'll hit you!
00:21:23Damn, these guys are billionaires!
00:21:24All three of them would be worth billions!
00:21:26Uh huh!
00:21:27They called you today!
00:21:29When they couldn't find anyone, they came to me!
00:21:32They have a plan!
00:21:33Your eyes will well up with tears!
00:21:35Are they going to make me star in a film with Ferdi Tayfur?
00:21:37Let your gaze give me some courage!
00:21:43Ugh!
00:21:45Oh no, mom! Stop joking around now!
00:21:47There are so many places in Anatolia without hospitals!
00:21:50They're going to build hospitals there!
00:21:52No way!
00:21:53Of course!
00:21:54But that requires a lot, a lot of money!
00:21:57From whom would you get all this money?
00:21:59From where?
00:22:00Of course, the people will pay!
00:22:01Would the public pay money for a job they don't know or understand?
00:22:03He won't give it!
00:22:04So what should be done then?
00:22:06Advert!
00:22:06My lion!
00:22:08Of course! Don't underestimate my newspaper!
00:22:11Now listen!
00:22:12For advertising, something the public will like at first glance...
00:22:15...we need a chubby one!
00:22:17They've thought it over carefully...
00:22:19...guess who they found!
00:22:21Who?
00:22:23Oh my mother!
00:22:25No way!
00:22:26Are we lying to you?
00:22:28But the job doesn't end with you!
00:22:30Of course, we also need a topic!
00:22:32My eyes!
00:22:33Those damn fools have come up with something outrageous!
00:22:38You'll faint from laughter!
00:22:42You...
00:22:43...you, yes you...
00:22:44...you to him...
00:22:45...doomed...
00:22:46...you were sick...
00:22:47...in...
00:22:48...within a month...
00:22:49...you're going to die!
00:22:50...you're going to die!
00:22:55Hehehe!
00:22:56They're going to launch an advertising campaign...
00:22:58...on TV...
00:23:00...you're in the newspapers!
00:23:01This young man...
00:23:02...he will die!
00:23:03Help!
00:23:04Her last month...
00:23:05...let's make them live like kings!
00:23:07She suffered a lot in life...
00:23:09...may he die happily...
00:23:10...articles like that!
00:23:12Oh no!
00:23:13Na!
00:23:14Donations will pour in like a flood!
00:23:16Hehehe!
00:23:26This is fraud!
00:23:27Ugh!
00:23:27I don't want it!
00:23:29You idiot, you moron!
00:23:31After a month...
00:23:32...you're going to go on television and give a speech!
00:23:34Who?
00:23:34Me?
00:23:35Of course you!
00:23:37You will say, "My fellow citizens!"
00:23:38All these advertisements...
00:23:39...it was actually a sham!
00:23:41Hehehe!
00:23:41The main purpose...
00:23:42...in the heart of Anatolia...
00:23:44...to establish hospitals!
00:23:45Ugh!
00:23:45The money collected...
00:23:46...now before you...
00:23:48...you'll say you're handing it over to the authorities!
00:23:49You're the one saying this!
00:23:50Give it!
00:23:50Hehehe!
00:23:51And you'll hand over the check!
00:23:52Hehehe!
00:23:53Hop! The camera is turning...
00:23:54...there's the prime minister in front of you!
00:23:55No way!
00:23:56I'll do it!
00:23:57I get so excited!
00:23:58You're nothing!
00:23:59Good morning my baby!
00:23:59The Prime Minister is walking...
00:24:01...approaching...
00:24:01...you among everyone...
00:24:02...kisses her on the forehead!
00:24:04Imagine this scene!
00:24:05Think of Jale when she sees this scene!
00:24:07Ugh!
00:24:09Allah!
00:24:12Allah!
00:24:14Allah!
00:24:14Allah!
00:24:15I'll devour you, you rascal!
00:24:16I ate!
00:24:17Ah!
00:24:18Allah!
00:24:19Allah!
00:24:36Have you talked to them?
00:24:39I deceived you!
00:24:39Where?
00:24:40Inside!
00:24:50My child!
00:24:52My son!
00:24:53Hehehe!
00:24:54Mommy!
00:24:55Don't be afraid!
00:24:56Don't be afraid, my lion!
00:24:57Don't be scared, sweetie!
00:24:59We will accomplish great things together!
00:25:03Sit down!
00:25:04Please sit down, for God's sake, sit down!
00:25:06Sit down!
00:25:23Sit down!
00:25:24This is your advance payment, son!
00:25:26One hundred thousand lira!
00:25:27Spend it wisely!
00:25:29I can't say!
00:25:30I can't say!
00:25:31So much so!
00:25:37Easterner!
00:25:55I had three more professor friends examine me!
00:25:58The diagnosis is definite!
00:26:00If he doesn't get one leg, he'll die!
00:26:13Take photos for the newspapers as soon as you wake up.
00:32:45Aaaa!
00:32:46Aaaa!
00:32:52How are you, my son?
00:32:53You're awake now, aren't you, my dear?
00:32:55Wait, I'll go get the toothpaste!
00:32:59Ugh!
00:33:15Ugh!
00:33:16Look at me!
00:33:16If your mother or siblings ever call me "daughter-in-law" again, I'll kill you!
00:33:20What will happen to the donkey?
00:33:22Ah!
00:33:24You're a con artist, a trickster too!
00:33:37Oh my, oh my, oh my, I'm burning!
00:33:39Tiridini!
00:33:40Aaaa!
00:33:41Aaaa!
00:33:42Gee!
00:33:43Aaaa!
00:33:43I'm even feeding her that much toothpaste!
00:33:44The child fainted again!
00:33:46Banks are offering partnerships after hearing about the donations, sir!
00:33:49Three general managers are waiting for you inside!
00:33:52Huh!
00:33:53But sir, wait a minute!
00:33:55One minute!
00:33:58Get lost!
00:33:59Get out!
00:34:00Get out!
00:34:01Get out!
00:34:15People!
00:34:19Oh Support!
00:34:28Let go!
00:34:29You bastard!
00:34:29Ugh!
00:34:35Sublime!
00:34:36Shoot!
00:34:38Osman!
00:34:40Sublime!
00:34:41Sublime!
00:34:42Look!
00:34:57You son of a bitch!
00:35:04Get well soon.
00:35:15Damn this poverty!
00:35:19You son of a bitch!
00:35:20He's showing off to the girl because he has a car.
00:35:22So what?
00:35:23I wish I had a car too...
00:35:25Right, friend?
00:35:27Don't worry about it, son.
00:35:28You have a car too.
00:35:29How do I not wear it?
00:35:30Mine has two horses, his has one hundred and twenty.
00:35:33Ah!
00:35:34I wish I had a Mercedes, BMW, Ford, or something like that now...
00:35:38...if I were to go to his door...
00:35:39Bap, bap, bap!
00:35:41Bap, just you wait and see!
00:35:42Ah!
00:35:43Of course, mom!
00:35:44That'll be shit!
00:35:47Of course!
00:35:48Look what just came to my mind!
00:35:50Now, my friend, they're going to pay us at the end of this whole thing!
00:35:54Huh?
00:35:55Let's tell them!
00:35:55They should give a car instead of money!
00:35:58Go tell them then!
00:35:59I'd be embarrassed!
00:36:02Oh come on Meto!
00:36:03Please, at least you understand!
00:36:05Oh man, I'm devastated, I'm going to die!
00:36:13I swear I'm going to die!
00:36:15I swear I'm going to die!
00:36:17We'll figure something out!
00:36:19Let's wait until tomorrow!
00:36:21You're a lion!
00:36:23Oh Meto!
00:36:24I love that good-for-nothing girl so much!
00:36:27I love a lot!
00:36:28I can't help it, what can I do?
00:36:29Mhm!
00:36:30Hehehe!
00:36:32Hehehe!
00:36:33Well sir, the reason for our visit, or rather, the reason we are disturbing you...
00:36:36Eeh...
00:36:38Thing...
00:36:39...We had a small item to entrust to us.
00:36:41I am his father!
00:36:42You can hand it over to me!
00:36:43Should we wait a little while?
00:36:45What was the deposit?
00:36:46Well... we brought money.
00:36:48Hehehe!
00:36:49Money?
00:36:49How much?
00:36:51Quite a lot!
00:36:52But you should still wait for Zeki, son!
00:36:54I swear he won't come, Mom!
00:36:55Give it to us!
00:36:56I don't know, how would that be?
00:36:58Prisoner, leave the retaliation to us!
00:37:00Yes, leave it to us!
00:37:01Of course!
00:37:02Let's wait anyway!
00:37:04Oh dear girl!
00:37:05Ha, there we are!
00:37:06A prisoner in the summer!
00:37:08Uh...
00:37:09How much?
00:37:10Something like a million!
00:37:11I...
00:37:17Don't get angry, big brother!
00:37:19This was my fate, my son!
00:37:22Don't worry about it, Zeki brother!
00:37:25May their faces be nothing, brother!
00:37:27It's fate!
00:37:29Thank you, peace be with you, brother!
00:37:30You've disappointed us so much, big brother!
00:37:33It's not going to happen, brother!
00:37:35Get ready to sneeze!
00:37:44Oh no! Where have you been?
00:37:46We come from you too.
00:37:48From us?
00:37:49I'm ashamed to say this, but my boss sent something as a deposit.
00:37:53What is one?
00:37:54We gave one million to Zeki's father.
00:37:57Half of it is yours.
00:37:58Allah!
00:37:59Money wasted!
00:38:07Ah!
00:38:08Oh, father and son, they grabbed the bag and ran away, ran away!
00:38:12Oh Lord!
00:38:14No stopping, no pausing!
00:38:15Ah!
00:38:16Ah!
00:38:17Metin, I told you!
00:38:18I said, "This money belongs to my clever one!"
00:38:21Who's listening?
00:38:22Ah!
00:38:22They grabbed it and left!
00:38:24Ah!
00:38:24What am I going to do now?
00:38:26Ah!
00:38:27Ah!
00:38:28The money's gone!
00:38:29Gone!
00:38:30Gone!
00:38:31Ah!
00:38:32Ah!
00:38:32They didn't even leave any room for grocery expenses!
00:38:35What will happen now?
00:38:36What will happen?
00:38:37What will happen?
00:38:38What will happen?
00:38:40Oh my God!
00:38:42He's going to buy the car!
00:38:47Shhh, Zeki!
00:38:48But you received a million just yesterday!
00:38:50They kidnapped his father and brother!
00:38:52He's penniless!
00:38:53Look, a car costs a fortune!
00:38:56Could you ask the boss?
00:39:01I don't know, how would that be?
00:39:03I'm putting you in a difficult position too!
00:39:05Look, I have an idea!
00:39:07Look, mom!
00:39:07We need money, not ideas!
00:39:09I'll give you my car!
00:39:12Huh?
00:39:12Let them think it's you!
00:39:14Let him take it and use it!
00:39:16Anyway...
00:39:17...Within a few weeks...
00:39:19You're saying he's going to die, right?
00:39:21Do you think I'm heartless, emotionless?
00:39:24Never!
00:39:25I'm just being very realistic!
00:39:28You're right!
00:39:30You might say...
00:39:31...Pınar got the money from the boss!
00:39:33At that time...
00:39:34...We found a cheap car and bought it!
00:39:36Is it ok?
00:39:37I wonder if he'll believe it.
00:39:39Believing? Is that even a proper word, mom?
00:39:52We bought this magnificent horse for you!
00:39:54Eighty horsepower!
00:39:58I can't believe it!
00:40:01Ms. Kınar withdrew money from your account!
00:40:03Then he had an acquaintance!
00:40:04We're stuck here!
00:40:05Oh no!
00:40:08How do you use this thing?
00:40:09Saying!
00:40:10The lesson is over!
00:40:11Oh no, don't you know how to use it?
00:40:13No!
00:40:13But I'll learn now!
00:40:15Is that possible, my son Zeki?
00:40:16That's how it should be!
00:40:17Not a horse-drawn carriage, my dear!
00:40:18What do I care, friend!
00:40:20I'll use it!
00:40:21God forbid!
00:40:21Press the button for an accident, son!
00:40:23Oh, come on!
00:40:23Oh well!
00:40:24I would become a martyr for love, my friend!
00:40:26They won't call me a martyr!
00:40:27"They say Zeki's life went to hell, son!"
00:40:29Ha!
00:40:29Just a minute!
00:40:31Don't interfere!
00:40:32Who is this person?
00:40:33She's your sister-in-law!
00:40:34Hey friend, look at me!
00:40:35Are you teaching this or not?
00:40:37Uh huh!
00:40:37Just a minute!
00:40:39I'll trample it under my feet!
00:40:40Uh huh!
00:40:41Let go of me!
00:40:42Leave me alone!
00:40:42Come!
00:40:43You're jealous of my love, friend!
00:40:45Ha!
00:40:45That's all I needed!
00:40:46Of course!
00:40:47I'll learn on my own, leave me alone!
00:40:49No way! You can't learn that, it's impossible!
00:40:51We're not coming!
00:40:51Let go of me!
00:40:53I can't be!
00:40:53We passed a micer this morning!
00:40:56Let's find a way to keep this going!
00:40:58We'll get all the banks back on track!
00:41:23What is this?
00:41:24My new car!
00:41:26Eighty horsepower!
00:41:27Ah!
00:41:28Aaaa!
00:41:29I was at work, and Şenol was the first one to get into my car!
00:41:31Please!
00:41:32Please!
00:41:34Gosh!
00:41:35He he!
00:41:45One minute!
00:41:47Now...
00:41:48Oh my God! Let's open this!
00:41:50Allah!
00:41:52What's happening to them?
00:41:54This will open!
00:41:57It will open!
00:41:59This!
00:42:25It will open!
00:42:37It will open!
00:42:40Allah!
00:42:45Allah!
00:42:46Oh my God!
00:42:51Allah!
00:42:51Get out of the way! My aunt killed that dog!
00:42:56Oh no!
00:43:00Nooo! Don't move!
00:43:11My son sent this after I made up with Aunt Adile.
00:43:15"Feed it to my son-in-law," she said.
00:43:17Don't worry, you'll be fine.
00:43:20Oh darling, wow!
00:43:22May my child be healed!
00:43:23Ten days?
00:43:24A maximum of two weeks.
00:43:37We're leaving.
00:43:38The young man, condemned to death, who has become the darling of the people for days, is being sent to America tomorrow morning with one last hope.
00:43:45The people, having instantly embraced this endearing young man, are offering prayers and sacrifices for his health.
00:43:51Unfortunately, the medical community definitively states that there is no cure for this disease, which affects one in a billion people.
00:43:58According to information we have received, we are currently receiving significant donations from the World Red Line Society and charities in foreign countries.
00:44:06So, what's this whole thing about?
00:44:09For God's sake, stop!
00:44:10What am I supposed to give up?
00:44:12You made a fortune.
00:44:14Am I the idiot here?
00:44:16Father!
00:44:17Are you doing this for free?
00:44:19You've been slacking off on work for days.
00:44:21There is no revenue whatsoever.
00:44:23But Little Master is playing with millions.
00:44:26You've made up a death story, let the money roll in.
00:44:29Come on, let him come, but let some of it benefit us too.
00:44:33I swear I'll report them.
00:44:35Go ahead and report it without hesitation.
00:44:36What fairy tale, father? The child is dying, the child is dying.
00:44:39And I tell her stories.
00:44:41You'll live, that's why we're playing this advertising game.
00:44:43All the money you received belongs to him.
00:44:45I swear I didn't touch a single penny of it.
00:44:50Is he really going to die?
00:44:52I'll die in my blindfold too, sister!
00:44:54Come on!
00:44:54He he he!
00:44:55These are all advertisements, advertisements!
00:44:59We're making a fortune!
00:45:01I'm starting a company.
00:45:03Visual!
00:45:05Come on, come on!
00:45:06Oh mom!
00:45:11You look so beautiful this morning!
00:45:16You're quite beautiful!
00:45:17I'm going to America!
00:45:18Stay in America forever!
00:45:20Don't ever come back, okay?
00:45:21Our seats on the return flight are already reserved.
00:45:24God is great!
00:45:24I hope the plane crashes!
00:45:26And I'll be rid of you too!
00:45:28Girl!
00:45:28I'll rip your mouth open!
00:45:31You're the one who got me this idiot in the first place!
00:45:33I'll run away from home one day!
00:45:35I'm fed up, I'm so fed up!
00:45:36Hımbız!
00:45:38Without a caravan!
00:45:38Let me go, he's going to run away!
00:45:40You're going to run away, huh!
00:45:41You'll be my street girl!
00:45:42What's the future like?
00:45:43How does it make my blood boil?
00:45:44Don't be late tonight, I swear I'll break your leg!
00:45:53Him!
00:45:54Start me now!
00:45:55Stop fainting!
00:45:56Now go chase after the girl, say something to her and play backgammon!
00:45:59Do I have to teach you about raises?
00:46:01Come on, let's run!
00:46:02Come on, run, son!
00:46:03Aaaa!
00:46:03Aaaa!
00:46:29Leave it, Ergun!
00:46:30Don't ask about his troubles!
00:46:31Don't interfere in this matter!
00:46:32Please stop!
00:46:33Get out of the way!
00:46:33What do you want after this girl?
00:46:35Damn, you're really one of a kind with a girl!
00:46:37Aaaa!
00:46:41Escape!
00:46:42Don't give up!
00:46:53Don't hit Metinay!
00:46:53Beat my brother!
00:46:54Please stop!
00:46:56I'm telling you to stop!
00:46:59Shoot!
00:46:59Allah!
00:47:00Let this be a lesson!
00:47:01Come here!
00:47:02Come here!
00:47:03Come on, you avoided me!
00:47:04Walk!
00:47:06You godless bastard!
00:47:07Get up!
00:47:09Couldn't you wait a few days?
00:47:11The kid is going to die, damn it, he's going to die!
00:47:17Lie!
00:47:19He doesn't know he's going to die!
00:47:21Damn!
00:47:21What do you have to lose by showing a smiling face for a few days?
00:47:28He's going to die!
00:47:28Really!
00:47:29Will he die?
00:47:31He has ten days left to live!
00:47:34I didn't know, man!
00:47:35Honestly, I didn't know!
00:47:38I didn't know!
00:47:39I didn't know!
00:47:45I didn't know!
00:47:50I didn't know!
00:47:58I didn't know!
00:48:00Here, take it, my daughter!
00:48:15Here!
00:48:17Here!
00:48:30When I eat from your hand...
00:48:33...there's still a way!
00:48:34Look next year! Damn, is my hand poisonous?
00:48:38But no...
00:48:39...this hand is a different hand!
00:48:43Give me some more!
00:48:48Rose!
00:48:56Welcome, my son! Come in, my daughter!
00:48:58Be my guest!
00:49:00Spring!
00:49:02Bring your plane tickets!
00:49:14First, let me say this...
00:49:15...exquisite dresses!
00:49:17Navy blue!
00:49:18Then, one dark one too!
00:49:21I'm also talking about a dark one!
00:49:26The groom's suit!
00:49:28You're not angry, are you?
00:49:30No!
00:49:34Later...
00:49:35...to you like this...
00:49:37...weird clothes!
00:49:39So fancy and ornate!
00:49:40And then...
00:49:41...bridal gown!
00:49:43You're not angry, are you?
00:49:45Would I ever blush?
00:49:47Huh!
00:49:48Huh!
00:49:51Huh!
00:49:52Thing...
00:49:54...and also...
00:49:55...if I bought a car...
00:49:56...stroller...
00:49:58...you're not angry, are you?
00:49:58Huh!
00:50:00Why, my daughter?
00:50:01Huh!
00:50:06Huh!
00:50:09Huh!
00:50:13You...
00:50:15...I love you so, so much!
00:50:17Huh!
00:50:28I also love you very much!
00:50:30Whatever I did...
00:50:32...always you...
00:50:32...I did it all to make you jealous!
00:50:44Huh!
00:50:47Huh!
00:50:49Huh!
00:50:50Huh!
00:50:52You are an angel!
00:50:59Don't say that!
00:51:01Don't say that!
00:51:02Huh!
00:51:03Donations have revived!
00:51:05I'm looking out the window right now...
00:51:06...it's Parents' Day right outside the door!
00:51:08A lot!
00:51:09Very good!
00:51:10We did it!
00:51:12Let me see the banks now!
00:51:14I'll bring them all to you!
00:51:16Such a massive accumulation of money...
00:51:18...being gathered in the hands of one person...
00:51:20...is extremely dangerous!
00:51:23Themselves...
00:51:24...the Turkish economy...
00:51:26...we are the ones devoted to your command!
00:51:27Yes...
00:51:28...it's us, friends!
00:51:30Donations...
00:51:31...it should be divided among us!
00:51:33Or...
00:51:33...such a big bite...
00:51:35...to the human...
00:51:36...alone...
00:51:37...they won't let you, friends!
00:51:39TRUE!
00:51:39TRUE!
00:52:02TRUE!
00:52:05TRUE!
00:52:06My mother!
00:52:07Look at me!
00:52:08When I return...
00:52:09...um...
00:52:10...That's right!
00:52:12TRUE!
00:52:13We're back to you!
00:52:14I'll be back like a lion!
00:52:15That man is me!
00:52:29I think the economy is Countam's fault, folks!
00:52:32My mother!
00:52:33Ondanmende estoğuin kaç deferen eline!
00:53:04Damn, damn dog!
00:53:06If he's your son, then he's my brother, father.
00:53:09So what?
00:53:10Were we supposed to remain indifferent while it was being milked like a cow right before our eyes?
00:53:15You're making millions off my son's back, you soup vendor.
00:53:18What about me?
00:53:19And what will happen to me?
00:53:21I have a lawyer friend.
00:53:23He's waiting for my signal.
00:53:25He says we'll settle this in the newspapers tomorrow.
00:53:29He says he'll ruin their financial and business credit as well.
00:53:32Gentlemen.
00:53:34What's up, man?
00:53:34Two ladies have arrived; they want to speak with us.
00:53:37Let them come, let them come.
00:53:38Please, Eder, please come in.
00:53:54I want my damn vagina!
00:53:55Open your purse strings!
00:53:57You can't fool me with a few pennies!
00:53:59I can turn the world upside down, do you understand?
00:54:01It will pass!
00:54:02Hold on gentlemen!
00:54:03It will pass!
00:54:04They won't let this money, this single penny, be wasted on a petty scheme!
00:54:06We'll probably find a formula.
00:54:07Rest!
00:54:09Rest!
00:54:10Rest!
00:54:10Rest!
00:54:10You must be life!
00:54:11One minute!
00:54:11One minute!
00:54:33Rest!
00:54:33Bring!
00:54:41Rest!
00:54:44Rest!
00:54:53Rest!
00:54:56Rest!
00:55:00Rest!
00:55:03Rest!
00:55:04Rest!
00:55:04Rest!
00:55:05Rest!
00:55:06Rest!
00:55:19Rest!
00:55:24Rest!
00:55:26Rest!
00:55:27Rest!
00:55:28Rest!
00:55:30Rest!
00:55:30Rest!
00:55:30Rest!
00:55:31Rest!
00:55:32Rest!
00:55:32Why do they keep looking at me and crying?
00:55:34Remember that advertising scam we had...?
00:55:37...Everyone believed it.
00:55:38No way!
00:55:39It's a shame for these people!
00:55:41Don't cry, I'm fine! Don't cry!
00:55:43I'm not going to die! I'm as strong as a lion! Don't worry!
00:55:47I hate this kind of advertisement!
00:55:52My darling, my son, my lion!
00:55:54You look great! You're in excellent shape, ماشاء الله (Masha
00:55:57I'm as fit as a fiddle!
00:55:57The funeral program has arrived, sir!
00:56:00Gosh!
00:56:02Wow!
00:56:04Did someone die? What funeral?
00:56:08According to the advertising program...
00:56:10Let me take a look!
00:56:11Or did you kill me?
00:56:13This is Zeki's funeral, it says here!
00:56:16My dear friend! This is an advertisement!
00:56:18I'll shit on your advertisement!
00:56:19This is too much!
00:56:21Come on Metin, we're going!
00:56:25Remember that hospital job?
00:56:28Was there?
00:56:29Wasn't there one?
00:56:30It existed!
00:56:30Ha!
00:56:31Several delegations came from very poor regions...
00:56:34...To our place too...
00:56:34...They said, "Build a hospital in our area too!"
00:56:36And when there's no money left...
00:56:38...Such a plan has been devised!
00:56:39...So you'll be portrayed as dead...
00:56:42...A new campaign will be launched...
00:56:43...Finally, he appeared on television...
00:56:45...when I said I wasn't dead...
00:56:47Everyone will kiss you on the forehead!
00:56:50...You know...
00:56:51...If it weren't for charity...
00:56:53...I was honestly going to just leave, but...
00:56:55...Anyway...
00:56:56...Let's see what our funeral procession looks like!
00:56:59Mhm!
00:57:00Wow, that's hilarious!
00:57:01...Person...
00:57:02...Does he plan his own funeral?
00:57:04Mhm!
00:57:05Anyway, friend...
00:57:06...I'm passing by as a chicken...
00:57:08...It stands aside...
00:57:08...I'll watch!
00:57:09Mhm!
00:57:10Tell me about it!
00:57:11Mhm!
00:57:12Yes...
00:57:12...Let me explain...
00:57:13...First sent to the funeral...
00:57:16...Wreaths...
00:57:16...Thousands...
00:57:17No way, friend!
00:57:18...Instead of flowers...
00:57:19...but donations will be made to Barus!
00:57:21Wonderful!
00:57:22Note it down immediately!
00:57:23Mhm!
00:57:24Yes, sir!
00:57:24Note it down!
00:57:27Later...
00:57:27...The car and you...
00:57:29...In that situation!
00:57:30Mhm!
00:57:31Mhm!
00:57:32On the gun carriage...
00:57:33...And it must be wrapped in the flag!
00:57:35Hehehe!
00:57:36How come?
00:57:37It will be absolutely wonderful!
00:57:38Note it down!
00:57:39I did, sir!
00:57:40Mhm!
00:57:42And...
00:57:42...At the back...
00:57:44...Band!
00:57:44Stop, stop, stop!
00:57:45What will they release?
00:57:46Chopin's funeral march!
00:57:48Absolutely not!
00:57:50Is that even possible?
00:57:51I'll cause a scene, you scoundrel!
00:57:52Oh my son!
00:57:53What do you want?
00:57:54Hee!
00:57:55Like this...
00:57:56...It has to be something meaningful!
00:57:58For example...
00:57:58If I die...
00:58:00...To my grave...
00:58:01...Coming...
00:58:02...I don't want it!
00:58:03No, I don't want to!
00:58:05This didn't work!
00:58:07I found!
00:58:08Damn this world!
00:58:12Mhm!
00:58:12How about Metin?
00:58:13Very good!
00:58:14It was wonderful!
00:58:16Mhm!
00:58:17Don't write it down!
00:58:18Notes!
00:58:19Mhm!
00:58:20Excuse me...
00:58:21...Thing...
00:58:22...From behind the car...
00:58:23...Your family!
00:58:24Look at me!
00:58:24I swear I'll beat you up!
00:58:26Behind the car...
00:58:27...Two Shots and Text are coming!
00:58:30Alive...
00:58:31...No one else has loved me until today!
00:58:35And then there's my mother and Jale!
00:58:37The others?
00:58:39They don't have to come!
00:58:40Later...
00:58:41Later...
00:58:42...Prime minister...
00:58:43...Other ministers...
00:58:44...Professors and others need to come!
00:58:46How come?
00:58:47It will be absolutely wonderful!
00:58:49Note it down!
00:58:50Hehehe!
00:58:51Note it down!
00:58:53Ok!
00:58:54Confirmed!
00:58:56Hehehe!
00:58:59Saddlery...
00:58:59...Conqueror...
00:59:00...TRUE...
00:59:01...Edirne Gate!
00:59:02Hehehe!
00:59:23What do you say, professor?
00:59:25Morning...
00:59:26...It's between seven and five or eight o'clock!
00:59:30Eight...
00:59:31...Let's say between eight and fifteen!
00:59:33Let's say it won't be past eight thirty!
00:59:34Yes!
00:59:35Unfortunately!
00:59:36Unfortunately!
00:59:37Come on, take a look!
00:59:38Go ahead and do it!
00:59:39Even more tragic!
00:59:40Even more tearful!
00:59:42As if...
00:59:42...You're going to die!
00:59:43Let me show you!
00:59:45Ugh!
00:59:46Oooo!
00:59:47Go ahead and do it now!
00:59:48Let the pain radiate from your face!
00:59:50Text!
00:59:51Where are you?
00:59:52Text!
00:59:55Text!
01:00:00Yes, Professor!
01:00:03We are reporting the final report of our medical team!
01:00:07Gentlemen...
01:00:07...Our patient will be here tomorrow morning at eight thirty...
01:00:10...He must be dead for sure!
01:00:14...Report it to the press!
01:00:15We are releasing the final report of the scientific committee that examined the patient for the last time!
01:00:19Sadly, Zeki will pass away tomorrow morning at eight thirty!
01:00:23From his death...
01:00:23...Like this...
01:00:24...It's left...
01:00:24...You came...
01:00:25...Money...
01:00:27Damn, what a scam!
01:00:28Text, damn it!
01:00:29...Should we do advertising from now on too?
01:00:32Just give the order, my friend...
01:00:33...We'll do it!
01:00:34Hahaha!
01:00:40Text...
01:00:41...Where is the chalet? Where is the chalet?
01:00:43Income, income!
01:00:46Dear boss...
01:00:48...My esteemed elders...
01:00:50...To give you the chance to take advantage of this last opportunity we have...
01:00:54...I'm happy to submit an offer!
01:00:57We are generally an unpopular community!
01:01:00...Right now...
01:01:02...to show the public how much we care about them...
01:01:04...To prove that we love you...
01:01:06...We have a trump card!
01:01:08What is this trump card?
01:01:11...The young man who will die tomorrow!
01:01:13Now...
01:01:14...What are we going to do?
01:01:16Immediately...
01:01:17...We will release a statement within two hours...
01:01:19...And we will say...
01:01:21...For the first 24 hours that this poor young man will live...
01:01:25...As bankers...
01:01:26...We're giving fifty million!
01:01:27Long live him for two days...
01:01:29...Fifty million multiplied by one hundred million!
01:01:31Two hundred million on the third day!
01:01:33Four hundred million on the fourth day!
01:01:35Eight hundred million on the fifth day!
01:01:38The sixth day...
01:01:39...One billion six hundred million!
01:01:42This weekend...
01:01:44...to give three billion two hundred million...
01:01:47...We promise this in front of the public!
01:01:48But my child...
01:01:50...What if he survives?
01:01:51It would be a miracle if it even made it to eight thirty tomorrow!
01:01:54He's a traveler tonight!
01:01:57Congratulations, my son!
01:01:58Congratulations!
01:02:00Congratulations!
01:02:02Announce this to the public immediately!
01:02:07For every 24 hours the patient lives, millions...
01:02:10...Even billions are being given!
01:02:12If the patient lives for a week...
01:02:14...he will earn a full three billion two hundred million!
01:02:16All the mosques are overflowing with people praying for Zeki!
01:02:18Music
01:02:22Not you again?
01:02:24Hee!
01:02:26Hello!
01:02:26We came to ask what time it is!
01:02:28Hello!
01:02:30Hello!
01:02:31Stop pretending!
01:02:32Give us our fair share of the billions and let us go!
01:02:34You're crazy!
01:02:36Shut up!
01:02:37I'll cause such a scandal that you won't be able to handle it!
01:02:40Let my dad's check be separate from ours, my dear!
01:02:43Music
01:02:47Get up, my dear patient!
01:02:53Come on, don't drag it out!
01:02:58You dragged it out too long!
01:03:07Come on, son!
01:03:09Come on then!
01:03:13I!
01:03:18Calee!
01:03:21Don't worry, she fainted from joy!
01:03:25What is the patient doing now?
01:03:26How is he spending his last hours?
01:03:27Who was that girl?
01:03:29Just a minute gentlemen, just a minute, just a minute!
01:03:32But you keep asking!
01:03:34The patient is currently inside alone with her lover!
01:03:37According to the news we just received...
01:03:38...the patient is spending his final hours alone with his lover.
01:03:51Thank you for watching!
01:03:53See you in the next video!
01:03:54See you in the next video!
01:03:57See you in the next video!
01:04:01See you in the next video!
01:04:11See you in the next video!
01:04:36See you in the next video!
01:04:58Thank you for watching.
01:04:58Don't be shy, come and eat too!
01:05:00Auer...
01:05:05Gentlemen, the patient is dying...
01:05:07...It's a simple dilarakus-mortus-ei-x bonus event.
01:05:10Such conditions are sick...
01:05:12...He might live one last, just one more twenty-four hours.
01:05:15Mr. Zeki, scientifically and medically...
01:05:17...He will die tomorrow morning at eight thirty.
01:05:20Oh wow!
01:05:24Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy no
01:05:25U strawberries ridspace?
01:05:26Let's see what happens to those fifty million, brothers!...
01:05:30Oh wow!
01:05:31Come on, open your mouth!
01:05:33Come on, come on, please be sure!
01:05:34Come on, come on, please be sure!
01:05:36It will bring healing!
01:05:38Come on, open it!
01:05:38Please don't do that!
01:05:40Oh, come on, come on!
01:05:42Come on!
01:05:43Come on!
01:05:44Ooo!
01:05:45Although the patient survived last night...
01:05:48...It is almost certain that he will die around 8:30 tomorrow morning.
01:05:54He's dead, isn't he?
01:05:55Medicine doesn't lie, sir!
01:06:00He doesn't lie!
01:06:00Huh?
01:06:02Huh?
01:06:04Huh?
01:06:04Huh?
01:06:06Huh?
01:06:09I guess this jerk actually thinks I'm going to die, huh?
01:06:11Huh?
01:06:14Huh?
01:06:17Ha?
01:06:17Honey, let's see that hundred-million-dollar shoot of ours.
01:06:20Ha?
01:06:21Immediately!
01:06:22Immediately, sir!
01:06:23Hop hop!
01:06:24Shake and distribute!
01:06:25Huh?
01:06:26Huh?
01:06:26Huh?
01:06:26Hahaha!
01:06:28Gentlemen...
01:06:28...that's a typical case of mortus subitus characteriktikus.
01:06:32Well...
01:06:32...sick...
01:06:33...he must die within 48 hours.
01:06:36So...
01:06:37...he will die tomorrow morning at 8:30.
01:06:39It will never live!
01:06:39Let him die if he's going to die!
01:06:41I lost one hundred million in two days!
01:06:43Medicine doesn't lie, sir!
01:06:45Inform the public!
01:06:46Zeki survived the second 24 hours as well...
01:06:49...it has been confirmed that he will pass away by 8:30 this morning.
01:06:53Don't get excited!
01:06:55Don't get excited!
01:06:57Hopefully!
01:06:58This time he's dead!
01:07:00Do you have a shop?
01:07:01Medicine doesn't lie!
01:07:02Medicine, of course, doesn't lie!
01:07:04But!
01:07:05It's us who are suffering, isn't it, sir?
01:07:08Oh my God!
01:07:09That man's!
01:07:12I hope so!
01:07:14Oh God!
01:07:21Uncle Bey...
01:07:22...If you don't mind...
01:07:23...Remember those two hundred million...?
01:07:25...Send it over!
01:07:27So what, so what!
01:07:32Wait, sir, wait!
01:07:33Wait, sir, wait!
01:07:34Stop!
01:07:35Stop!
01:07:36Let's wait and see.
01:07:38Gentlemen, in academic terms, we call this superpower terrorism.
01:07:41So the patient will definitely die on the third day.
01:07:44Let's talk about my life, darling.
01:07:46Let it be announced to the whole country.
01:07:50When the news broadcast was being prepared, the patient was in his final moments.
01:07:53The doctors are currently preparing to enter the patient's room.
01:07:56We will announce the final result at 8:30 a.m. by interrupting our broadcast.
01:08:00Look at me, if he's still alive this time, I'll disgrace myself.
01:08:03Gentlemen!
01:08:04Gentlemen, hold on!
01:08:06Gentlemen, medicine is infallible!
01:08:17This time he's really dead, I think.
01:08:27If you ever send another crazy person as a doctor, I'll make your life hell.
01:08:30The guy was about to throw himself out the window.
01:08:32Okay son.
01:08:33Are you my son? No, I'm not your son.
01:08:35Your advertisement is like this.
01:08:37I want to die.
01:08:39Gentlemen!
01:08:39Put your hands in your pockets.
01:08:41Exactly 400 million.
01:08:44The market is expected to experience a cash shortage due to a patient who refuses to die.
01:08:48If the patient doesn't die today, the amount to be paid is 1 billion 600 million lira.
01:08:52Brother, if it's not too much trouble, 1 billion 600 million.
01:08:56Here you go.
01:08:57Enjoy using it.
01:08:59May God bless you, brothers.
01:09:01There are fears that if the patient does not die today, the country's economy will suffer a serious blow.
01:09:07People are storming banks to withdraw money they lent in the hope of high interest rates.
01:09:11There's a terrible sense of panic in the market.
01:09:14Gentlemen!
01:09:16I work with multinational companies.
01:09:19In that respect, I have very good friends in the mafia.
01:09:22Our only way out is to hire a hitman from the mafia and solve this problem once and for all.
01:09:29Telek!
01:09:30Send a telegram to America immediately!
01:09:32Immediately!
01:09:41God bless you, son.
01:09:47Is something wrong? Tell me.
01:09:49News came from Istanbul.
01:09:51They're hiring a hitman to shoot a Turk in the back.
01:09:55Come here.
01:10:15Send the blind man.
01:10:18He's the smartest and most shrewd of them all.
01:10:21I blessed him; he was cleansed of all harm.
01:10:25Flight 782 from New York has landed at our airport. Thank you.
01:10:30Atensin please.
01:10:31782 flight number plane coming from New York.
01:10:34I just arrived at the airport. Thank you.
01:10:38Music
01:10:39Music
01:10:42Music
01:10:45Music
01:10:52Music
01:10:54Music
01:10:54Music
01:10:54Music
01:10:55Music
01:10:59Music
01:11:00...Just shoot that fat guy I'll show you!
01:11:02Come with me!
01:11:03Come on, kids!
01:11:04Let's go outside and get some fresh air!
01:11:06Clean air, oxygen...
01:11:09...I will write...
01:11:10...Santan six...
01:11:11...Santan six...
01:11:12...Oooom!
01:11:17But which one?
01:11:18Who knows how bored you must be, son!
01:11:21Thanks to you, we're making a lot of money!
01:11:22Is there any question of boredom?
01:11:24Not at all, but you're young...
01:11:26...You're beautiful, you deserve to travel and explore!
01:11:29I also spoke to the doctor...
01:11:31...Now, he said, let's leave him alone!
01:11:32Always like this, outdoors...
01:11:34...He said, "Let him walk around in crowded places..."
01:11:36...Well, Dime Andon...
01:11:38...Excuse me Zeki, Andon!
01:11:42Dime Andon!
01:11:44But which one?
01:11:46This is my closest friend!
01:11:49Which one?
01:11:51Which one?
01:11:53Which one?
01:11:55Who is which one?
01:11:56...Huh?
01:11:58This will just keep circulating...
01:12:00...Zeki will be exploring the outdoors!
01:12:03Andon seems a bit stupid!
01:12:05I understand!
01:12:06One of the two, though...
01:12:07...Which one?
01:12:08The two!
01:12:08This is what happened...
01:12:10...This is what happened...
01:12:11...This is what happened!
01:12:27The two!
01:12:28The two!
01:12:31The two!
01:12:32The two!
01:12:39The two!
01:12:42The two!
01:12:46The two!
01:13:01The two!
01:13:02The two!
01:13:03The two!
01:13:09The two!
01:13:16The two!
01:13:17...I hit the first two too hard.
01:13:19They're free!
01:13:20I'll kill you!
01:13:22You shot the wrong men!
01:13:24Gee!
01:13:25Don't worry!
01:13:27This time I'll hit the right target!
01:14:17Thank you for watching.
01:14:17Yaaaa!
01:14:19Hahaha!
01:14:22Excuse me!
01:14:23Muste! Muste!
01:14:26Mission accomplished!
01:14:27May your neck break, you bastard!
01:14:29Boy, you've shot someone else again!
01:14:31Oh my God! You've hit both of them with your hand!
01:14:34Leave me alone!
01:14:35Let him die! Let me drink his blood!
01:14:38I'll drink your blood!
01:14:39Damn! Just let it go! Let it go!
01:14:42Shoot him!
01:14:43Shoot Zeki!
01:14:44Don't get angry!
01:14:46I'm going to shoot him too now!
01:14:48Gee!
01:14:48Leave!
01:14:49Leave!
01:14:55Leave!
01:15:08Leave!
01:15:10Leave!
01:15:13Leave!
01:15:16Hooray!
01:15:17Can you press it?
01:15:18Can you press it?
01:15:20Hooray!
01:15:21Surrender in the name of the moment!
01:15:23Muste! Muste!
01:15:25Will you press it this time?
01:15:28Damn, you shot someone else again!
01:15:30The guy is standing right next to him, perfectly fine!
01:15:32Matemo!
01:15:36I didn't understand, officer!
01:15:38What hitting?
01:15:39Zeki, calm down!
01:15:40One minute!
01:15:41Who is this man shooting?
01:15:42And that's where our work comes from!
01:15:45This guy, this man!
01:15:47He intended to shoot you, but accidentally shot nine people in three days!
01:15:51Me?
01:15:52Why would he shoot me?
01:15:54Good heavens!
01:15:54They're paying you compensation for not dying, every single day!
01:15:59So how can they escape?
01:16:01They brought this hitman to kill you!
01:16:08I'm sorry, but you're very, very naive!
01:16:12I'm very sorry, but...
01:16:15This is all advertising!
01:16:17Speak up, boss!
01:16:22These are just advertisements, aren't they?!
01:16:24Text!
01:16:27Tell him to speak!
01:16:29Just speak up!
01:16:31Gee!
01:16:32Say something!
01:16:34Advertisement design!
01:16:37Girl!
01:16:39Girl, you tell me!
01:16:41Talk!
01:16:42Advertise!
01:16:56So what?
01:17:01Wasn't it an advertisement?
01:17:14Mother!
01:17:17Father!
01:17:19Father!
01:17:33Father!
01:17:36We marched!
01:17:36Mother!
01:17:36Come on.
01:17:36SenAA!
01:17:46I'm flying, happy!
01:17:51SORA!
01:17:52Pecan!
01:17:52Natural methodology!
01:18:02Let's take off and land!
01:18:04They say...
01:18:04Speech!
01:18:05I don't want to.
01:18:06Is there any limit to how I can live amidst all this ugliness?
01:18:10Death means nothing to me anymore!
01:18:12Speak up!
01:18:14Speak up!
01:18:15Unfortunately, you're sick, my friend.
01:18:18So I could die at any moment.
01:18:21If your friend hadn't reported you, this thug might have shot you any day now.
01:18:32I am sorry.
01:18:34This advertising campaign was my idea.
01:18:36This is my profession.
01:18:38But when it comes to murder, I'm out of it, my friend.
01:18:43Thank.
01:18:45But you chose my best friend to deceive me, didn't you?
01:18:49Listen to me!
01:18:51If I did it to deceive you...
01:18:53Why did you do it?
01:18:54If something happens to you, those you leave behind...
01:18:56Thesis!
01:18:58I want to love you even when I'm dying.
01:19:00The only thing that brings me close to life and myself...
01:19:03You were the only person.
01:19:06You shouldn't have done this to me.
01:19:08Zeki begs.
01:19:10Shush!
01:19:17To you so much...
01:19:19...But thank you very much.
01:19:22No girl has ever even looked at me in my life.
01:19:25Always...
01:19:26...I always want someone to love me...
01:19:28...I wish he would fall in love with me.
01:19:30Then when I saw you...
01:19:33...Something warm and refreshing flowed down my throat.
01:19:35I loved you very much.
01:19:37Me too!
01:19:38Shush!
01:19:40Don't strain yourself unnecessarily.
01:19:42They tricked you into cheating on me too, but...
01:19:45...Still, too much...
01:19:46Thank you very much.
01:19:49The most beautiful thing about my short life...
01:19:51...I spent my sweetest days with you.
01:19:53Thank you.
01:20:12Go!
01:20:13Everyone leave!
01:20:27Intelligent!
01:20:29Get down from there!
01:20:31Get down!
01:20:35I'm telling you, get down!
01:20:36I swear I didn't deceive you!
01:20:38I didn't cheat!
01:20:39I did not betray our friendship!
01:20:40Go!
01:20:41Everyone leave!
01:20:43Disperse me, leave me alone!
01:20:44I don't want anyone!
01:20:46At least let me die in peace!
01:20:48My son!
01:20:49My child!
01:20:50Please!
01:20:51I'm fed up with listening to lies!
01:21:01Okay son!
01:21:02Calm down!
01:21:03Your friends are coming to pick you up now!
01:21:17Stop!
01:21:19If you bring the ladder up here, I'll jump off right now!
01:21:22I swear I'll throw it!
01:21:23Stop, stop the stairs!
01:21:26If even the slightest hint of treachery surfaces, I'll sink into the abyss!
01:21:30Horse!
01:21:31What are you waiting for, horse!
01:21:33If you make the slightest move, I'll jump too!
01:21:37If you dare, move!
01:21:38If we die, we die together!
01:21:40You're such an incomprehensible person!
01:21:42Who do you think you're going to scare with this foolishness?
01:21:45All of us!
01:21:45What if we all didn't love you?
01:21:47What is our purpose here?
01:21:48You lied to me!
01:21:50I swear!
01:21:51I love you!
01:21:53At first you weren't even on my mind, but believe me Zeki, I love you so much!
01:22:00You're saying that to fool me!
01:22:02That's enough!
01:22:03Shall we jump together?
01:22:05Is it tight?
01:22:05Jump in!
01:22:06If you don't even believe me, what's the point of this shitty life?
01:22:12Jump, you bastard!
01:22:13Come on, jump in!
01:22:14Jump!
01:22:18Come on, little sir, please!
01:22:20Let's jump together!
01:22:22Here you go, dear!
01:22:23Hey!
01:22:24Please!
01:22:25Get down!
01:22:27Stop this nonsense!
01:22:29It's not worth it for someone condemned to death!
01:22:31I'm going to die anyway!
01:22:32I'm gonna die of shit!
01:22:34You're free!
01:22:35My clever mother, you're saved!
01:22:37Come down here!
01:22:38Come, I'll give you another spoonful of that!
01:22:40Come, my mother!
01:22:41Remember that medicine in my jar that you were twisting around?
01:22:45Apparently, this is a perfect cure for this disease!
01:22:48No way!
01:22:48This American bought the medicine for a whopping ten million lira!
01:22:53You're free!
01:22:54Come on!
01:22:54Come on, Mom!
01:22:56Come!
01:22:56Come!
01:22:57Ooo!
01:22:58Allah!
01:23:00Oh!
01:23:01You're not deceiving me, are you?
01:23:03Oh!
01:23:03Look at the difficulty of his language!
01:23:05Are you going to be his son-in-law, you bastard?
01:23:07Do I look like I would give my daughter to a dying man?
01:23:10Oh dear!
01:23:11My darling!
01:23:12Come on, you can't get it either!
01:23:13Come and play over there!
01:23:14Come on!
01:23:14Sure, sure!
01:23:15Here you go!
01:23:15Ooo!
01:23:17Allah!
01:23:18Patch patch patch!
01:23:20Block!
01:23:21Click, click!
01:23:21Come on, get down!
01:23:23Allah!
01:23:23Come on, let me help!
01:23:25Allah!
01:23:26Shake it up, girl!
01:23:28Da da da!
01:23:29Da da da!
01:23:31Oh dear!
01:23:32Oh dear!
01:23:34Oh dear!
01:23:34Ha!
01:23:35Come on, get down!
01:23:36Come on down!
01:23:36Ah!
01:23:37Allah!
01:23:38Go ahead and play!
01:23:40Play!
01:23:40May we enjoy ourselves!
01:23:42Ha ha ha!
01:23:43Ha ha!
01:23:47Ha ha!
01:23:50Ha ha!
01:23:50Ha ha!
01:23:50Deputy!
01:23:51Aaaa!
01:23:52Aaaa!
01:23:54Allah!
01:23:55Aaaa!
01:23:59Deputy!
01:24:00My darling!
01:24:01I have enough money!
01:24:02Oh my dear little one!
01:24:03Aaaa!
01:24:04Aaaa!
01:24:04Die Alternativepe'~~~
01:24:05Ha haar mucho истории!
01:24:07Aha!
01:24:07What are you doing, Escaaa!
01:24:07Song....
01:24:08Wow!
01:24:08My child!
01:24:09Ha hooaa!
01:24:14HhhYa!
01:24:26B嘛!
01:24:32Hiik ہیں!
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