00:00Can I take you to dinner?
00:02How? July 19th.
00:04Three months from now.
00:06How is it even possible that my husband
00:08left me for an older woman?
00:10You're supposed to leave me for, like, Gigi Hadid.
00:12Not Ina Garten.
00:14You can't just leave me like that.
00:16I needed lunch, and I was scared.
00:18I'm so sorry.
00:20This is why we need a spa weekend.
00:22Massages, champagne,
00:23big comfy robes. The last time I
00:26had a massage was, like, my
00:27last mammogram. Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
00:31I just booked
00:31a room. What?
00:33We're going on a spa weekend, bitches!
00:35Yeah!
00:37Welcome and namaste. It's
00:39beautiful. It's amazing.
00:41I'm Shanti. She looks like girl Jesus.
00:45I never
00:45want to go home. I miss my kids.
00:48What? No, I don't
00:50miss my kids.
00:52Is that Mel?
00:53What's up, you middle-aged slots?
00:56Maxi!
00:58On your right is one of the outdoor yoga
01:00classes.
01:00Gene, he is checking you out.
01:02Get over here. Yeah, you!
01:04Come on, magic mark. This is Jane.
01:06Nice to meet you, Jane.
01:07She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
01:10Stand up. Show your body.
01:11Show him your dick.
01:13There's a great deal of stress in all of you.
01:16Oh my god, my boss is calling me again.
01:18You guys need to stand up for yourself.
01:21Stop calling her!
01:27Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
01:30The most important thing is you guys.
01:32If you need anything, I'm here for you.
01:35This whole spa thing is such a scam.
01:37Namaste.
01:38You're supposed to walk out of here all centered and chill.
01:40Don't we look chill to you?
01:42Not really.
01:44Hey, you guys!
01:45I'm not doing anything weird or illegal.
01:50You know, I'm out of tantric massages.
01:52I know what you're up to.
01:53This place hires good-looking Australian guys to flirt with all the moms.
01:57It's not gonna work on me, Crocodile Dundee.
02:00Whoa.
02:03How are you doing this?
02:04The human hand has...
02:05Don't talk.
02:06Let's go to the left.
02:08To the left.
02:08To the left.
02:12Welcome to goat yoga.
02:13Oh!
02:15You're so cute!
02:17Guys, I can't burn my foot bump.
02:20I know you want it.
02:21Bang bang into the...
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