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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It EP
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00:00:05you
00:00:06You sure about this I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self. Now I'm gonna need a little help by my
00:00:46lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer
00:01:02I don't care. I said shorten. What the hell?
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous. I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way. Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner
00:01:41who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am. I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay, well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:11What do you think you're doing? We're going to make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30No
00:02:31Kill him
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him
00:03:11What?
00:03:19What?
00:03:20Fuck
00:03:21What?
00:03:50Oh, my God.
00:03:57Eric, no.
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02Would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God.
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Eric, besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family,
00:04:54I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show,
00:05:32but if it's a hit,
00:05:34I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in
00:05:37before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri
00:05:49and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it too,
00:06:05but hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll,
00:06:12but, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on you.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pet.
00:06:30Right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:44Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets your bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card, Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59You should keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why don't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11I know.
00:09:11Three card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it, but I was screwed until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet, why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and, well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Green.
00:09:47Hey, wait. You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:09:59Uh, I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:06Uh, I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit. You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:34They, uh...
00:10:35They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:51Ring.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not.
00:11:21I don't know who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:03I think it's better if I left.
00:12:06I think it's better if I do my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:19Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33No.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the society of magicians gave up
00:12:41trying to rank me.
00:12:41You're damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us real
00:12:54nutricians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them
00:13:19on the table like they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:25You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Halper.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:51You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:05I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:07What?
00:14:08Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability.
00:14:11No matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:24Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:31Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it,
00:14:55in 15 seconds, you can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree, look at that.
00:15:58You got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here...
00:16:09We...
00:16:09We...
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:2010 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:29I thought you would.
00:16:31I thought you would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
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00:17:12retreating...
00:17:12with this nobody but the master of magic could have done this no no no you you clearly switched
00:17:21out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of course just some amateur trying
00:17:26something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack now it's got a show to prep
00:17:36sophie eugene stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe he really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show who is this it's richard kinn he produces every other magic show
00:18:14in town samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little
00:18:23friend this is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three-year lease with
00:18:31the owner which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack
00:18:37of
00:18:38magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show
00:18:48in town used to be you're past your prime my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't
00:18:54be canceled i'll lose everything if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in
00:19:00that saved my life as a child will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick
00:19:06us
00:19:06out hey doll face how about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults
00:19:12talk i'm this show's producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can
00:19:18prove
00:19:19you're not worthy of this theater i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition
00:19:26your old man and his team wins you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated
00:19:32then you go back to doing uh birthday parties for eight-year-olds deal mr kingzington will wipe the
00:19:41floor with whoever you put him up against great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast
00:19:48doesn't come on for another week not my problem hope you have a good backup team
00:19:58ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic no hold bar battle to see who will get this
00:20:05feeder and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace of our sleeve daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously
00:20:18considering putting the prop boy out there his best trick is probably making a penny up here behind
00:20:22his ear it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kim sends to
00:20:34us
00:20:35and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i say
00:21:22miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a way
00:21:30that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins matt van buren won the
00:21:39grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:47we're gonna lose
00:21:53maybe not show time
00:22:01xavier
00:22:05xavier not you what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit yeah xavier's the best
00:22:29of all
00:22:29of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the little prop boy but leave this
00:22:33to the real
00:22:33magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows
00:23:16where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get beat so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in
00:23:28the
00:23:28world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in
00:23:33over
00:23:33a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:45a
00:23:45hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:50to judge their
00:23:51strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i
00:23:58come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at
00:24:02being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same
00:24:15ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't
00:24:22believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really
00:24:27thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:08absolutely oh my god what a show he's not even prepping you hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:22no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt
00:25:31and
00:25:33doveshit you know what it's not too soon to back out if you do i'll give you the honor of
00:25:38having my
00:25:39autograph are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this
00:25:45trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:20what do you think judges did matt
00:26:21i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as
00:26:25good
00:26:25as matt's what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick fool you i have no idea how that
00:26:35was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for
00:26:40three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:14all in good time idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:35stage
00:27:36fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn it if it weren't for you
00:27:54we
00:27:54wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:24you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:51don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:08that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kennington i told you you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place
00:30:19you should have respected my ranking no i think there's something else going on now i apologize
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment which will be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing what's he doing it's a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:02now
00:31:13unbelievable that's amazing
00:31:21whoa that was faster
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:28You're a young man.
00:31:30Incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Very good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:50Oh!
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:20Daniel, you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:46That's...
00:32:46correct.
00:32:49Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:58I...
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:06Oh!
00:33:08Oh!
00:33:10Oh!
00:33:11Oh!
00:33:12Oh, you did it!
00:33:14Here's your help.
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the Master of Magic.
00:33:35no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport he must have cheated there's no way an
00:33:42untrained worker has that much level of skill exactly he probably blackmailed the judges or
00:33:47something how could you let him beat you you embarrassed us with your performance how was
00:33:53i supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges who is that
00:33:57guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter get out of my face it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit it's time to bring out my a team
00:34:20Kate Barlow
00:34:29miss Barlow thank you for joining us that's that's Kate Barlow she's the FISM world champion in
00:34:37parlor magic and an actual six-star magician all right who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic that's sophie's specialty you had a little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now watch an axle prep a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur
00:34:59distractions a real magician doesn't need you because she has hard-earned skills now
00:35:07yeah get him sophie always nice to see a fellow female on stage too bad i'm gonna crush you oh
00:35:14you think so your rank is impressive but it doesn't scare me oh you think i brought in miss
00:35:21Barlow just for her rank you didn't i brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the
00:35:29master of magic he taught me everything he knows funny i don't remember training her
00:35:38you you were trained by the master of magic oh she wasn't just trained by him he realized
00:35:44that she was better than him that's why he disappeared that can't be true right richard
00:35:50wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true so what you're saying is that we have to
00:35:55compete against somebody who's better than the master of magic oh so what i'll still destroy you
00:36:01sophie shut up miss barlow it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber i wish i
00:36:12could say the same but honestly it's an insult you're even trying to compete so why are you here to
00:36:21shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen this next act is even harder than our first it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds the world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that that's a change every two seconds there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01i could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic would be able to do that i know every one of his secrets
00:37:15are you saying you're going to break the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one two three standard
00:37:43oh my gosh her pace how is she doing
00:37:45is she about to break the record
00:37:49they're about to break the record
00:37:50oh my god this is unreal this is history
00:37:57that is 18 changes ladies and gentlemen we have a new world record and possibly a new master of magic
00:38:06i can't believe she just did that
00:38:08i've never seen anything like it the concentration the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16i wouldn't believe it if i hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there i thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22but no she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25sophie you can beat that right
00:38:28i can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:35well are you even going to attempt to compete
00:38:38or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:45come on sophie there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50i can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy on stage for beat's sake
00:39:01are you gonna come out here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can i get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic
00:39:09come on one of you at least has to try
00:39:12i can't lose this contract i have children that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve
00:39:18sophie
00:39:20eugene
00:39:21savior
00:39:23if i had my hand
00:39:25i would try but i don't even think i would stand a chance
00:39:29well well looks like i won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring
00:39:37really you're gonna betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:46who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:48it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53i failed them
00:39:55i failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them daniel
00:40:02hey what where are you going
00:40:06what is he doing
00:40:09we still have a shot
00:40:12i'm gonna take it
00:40:13daniel stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15i won't let you
00:40:17brie
00:40:17do you trust me
00:40:22and with the kensington team giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy
00:40:39i'll manage
00:40:40really samuel you're sending out the help again
00:40:43this loser has no chance of beating kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true the only reason why he's here is because brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh is that what's going on
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06i said that's enough
00:41:08daniel
00:41:08are you ready
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast i can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but i'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me
00:41:50if he has it under control i'm i'm freaking merlin himself
00:41:53hey brie uh you might want to turn around for this one okay
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01okay seriously get off the stage you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:09daniel what are you doing
00:42:10are you happy
00:42:11you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing isn't it
00:42:25see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:32stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:47what's he gonna do
00:42:48let's find out
00:42:53don't blink
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07i win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well i think we know who won this contest
00:43:16are you sure about that
00:43:18what
00:43:19oh my god
00:43:22oh my god
00:43:23it's wrecked
00:43:2376
00:43:27what the
00:43:28oh
00:43:36how did he do that
00:43:3977
00:43:4178
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54i can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:56it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:05wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic
00:44:10the misdirect you used showmanship the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen you have just witnessed the return of a legend because this man is the master of magic
00:44:26oh my god
00:44:38i just made an axe of myself in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44with that question i believe i see for all three judges to declare that daniel is the winner of this
00:44:51competition ladies and gentlemen you heard it daniel wins the competition
00:44:58daniel
00:45:07please please forgive me i was just so inspired by example growing up that i feel as if you've been
00:45:12with me every step of the way
00:45:13how dare you
00:45:14how dare you lie to me you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud get out of here
00:45:24i've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27i'd almost given up hope i'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30because i know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight the diamond nebula casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45i'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48i'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:56here
00:45:58down payment to show you i'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say ready to make some real money
00:46:07i won both rounds to competition didn't i
00:46:10well yes
00:46:12then mr kensington gets to keep his theater that was the deal
00:46:17right of course but what do you think of my offer
00:46:22i think of your offer
00:46:30now why don't you get out of here before i conjure a horse out of your ass
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow everybody give it up for the master of magic wow
00:46:50you know daniel when i first saw you i knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah of course i mean even an idiot could see he was the master of magic
00:46:59and honestly um i just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time after all the abuse you heaped on him
00:47:15earlier no we were just joking right guys you're gonna stay with us right daniel yeah of course he's
00:47:25gonna stay with us we're just you know showing him some love yeah the three of you your actions
00:47:32were a disgrace disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38i think daniel should decide what your punishment is punishment punishment is a very strong word
00:47:44no we don't
00:47:44first of all i don't like that you know
00:47:48i do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen disgusting
00:48:14so you're really him
00:48:18master of magic i don't feel i am worthy to be on the same stage as you if you want
00:48:27to stay
00:48:28i gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance but whether you stay or leave it's
00:48:35it's completely your decision so what do you say
00:48:43if you knew how i'd let eric die you'd hate me
00:48:48i'm not the master of magic that may be true but nobody else could ever do what you did up
00:48:57here
00:49:10that bracelet could daniel be eric's brother
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time and i didn't recognize you daniel angier but you're still the same the older brother
00:49:36looking out for the smaller kid anytime eric got hurt he'd come running
00:49:42i want him out of the most i let him down
00:49:50eric knew what he was doing and he was so proud of you the only time you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:01what eric believed in you and your gifts don't let your guilt take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go daniel daniel we won an interview in here
00:50:34i could have sworn you went this way
00:50:35you have to be here somewhere
00:50:36you have to be here
00:50:451st
00:50:45your friends
00:50:46well that sounds awful
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:28This is Barry Carnegie. He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy. Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino, as well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it. And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel
00:52:54it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22We're gonna tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But listen, you can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your funds millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:57Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:08Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39It's just what you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be big enough.
00:55:58Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our phone guy.
00:56:35Mmm, I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly a nobody he's in.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that, a key.
00:57:18And then, why aren't you writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow a spell.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a clutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:54Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies.
00:59:10Those chips did not come from his card.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double-classy bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's place.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55It's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops.
01:00:18And that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:27Hmm.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh my god.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh my god.
01:01:20God.
01:01:23I got that scent.
01:01:24I got the disease.
01:01:25HALT!
01:01:28HALT!
01:01:29Get back to your post!
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dimit.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means I will try again and it will work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new distraction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two birds with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the biggest distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:27Maybe he's leaving, realizing it looks too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind, two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42I'd like to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:50How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:52How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a foul guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No way.
01:03:05I want to see who failed.
01:03:08Then, we will cut.
01:03:21Oh, no way.
01:03:27Oh my gosh, amazing on your first try.
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:32How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh my gosh, he probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:51The slot machines are paying out!
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right.
01:04:18When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:33To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us?
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:42-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50What blazes? How did that happen?
01:04:58You were going to pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right.
01:05:08We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic tricks puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside. We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It is time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:33Just as I thought. Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah, me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:52Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down. Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert. False entry detected. Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time? Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts me off.
01:06:26Well, I'm just saying you've taught us before, so it shouldn't be no problem.
01:06:31Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:35Five, four, three, two.
01:06:42Three, two.
01:06:45Intruder alert canceled.
01:06:48Got it.
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on. I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracked the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her. This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open. The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about. You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm. Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open. Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here. I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine. Idiot. I almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours. Try not to screw up what I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry. We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time. We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if you'd stop talking and listen, you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up. Fickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:08:59How the hell?
01:09:01Impossibile.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot dream.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kispy and see.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault.
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who...
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:08You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads.
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16I want to be petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools.
01:11:33Please.
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy, like reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:49What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:55And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:02No.
01:12:03Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:20Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hudster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick.
01:12:45Huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job right now.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why you didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:36You guys brought flowers.
01:13:52Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:10How did you do that?
01:14:11I served like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way, and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry, it's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Now, why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Because who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:14:55No!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:43Mommy, daddy, let's get ice cream for the show!
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one, the only, mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:26irectly Dra unwanted a miracle.
01:16:27Gotta be alive!
01:16:27Please take advantage of the stealing.
01:16:28I'm not sure if just magically...
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