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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20It has really ruin you, I guess we're really
00:00:26Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:19I
00:01:19Am I okay? My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just
00:01:24forgot my own name
00:01:25But details
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good. You seem really amazing. Look who's talking. Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot at the same time
00:01:41I'm actually... I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:51Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:58Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:06So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09He came back
00:02:10He came back
00:02:10He came back
00:02:15He came back
00:02:16He came back
00:02:16Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, come here
00:02:24Hey, it's okay
00:02:25Hey, it's okay
00:02:25You're gonna be alright
00:02:27Just hold on
00:02:27Hey
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32Uh-huh
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more frame lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Things changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit...
00:04:40Down...
00:04:41And finish...
00:04:43Your lab
00:04:43Before...
00:04:45I...
00:04:46Fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:21That acid...
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you...
00:05:54Look...
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04Okay
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crushes attention
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss st... st... stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry
00:07:16God
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:27Just...
00:07:27Say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:31No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop stop stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:38Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:09Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits
00:09:17The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:24Dear the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it! Wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Connor, you already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:22You're the basketball captain!
00:10:24Even our parents won us together!
00:10:26It's destiny!
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:37I'm done
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of Relativity
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're right, you're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:08How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for
00:11:22Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia?
00:11:31Um, I said I didn't mean to
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:02Hmm
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody
00:12:23And she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry!
00:12:55Oh, fuck!
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool
00:13:28Um...
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11Oh my god, don't you worry
00:14:13I feel it
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man, here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:45Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:30Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh
00:15:36Show us best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:58Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:11You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go on her!
00:17:01Mia...
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go
00:17:14He's taught him.
00:17:15Hi.
00:17:15Hi, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:31You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:53Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them,
00:18:00and it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Connor.
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:25is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:41You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02Still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:45I hope her bake goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Hey, Mia.
00:20:10How are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Was there
00:20:21May I present you
00:20:22to your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean,
00:20:26this year's bake-off HBIC,
00:20:29Mia Watkins.
00:20:32yeah you look like a fucking try hard overdressed much come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying you look gorgeous high school bucket list item number eight flirt like a hot
00:20:45girl look who's talking chef ready to win stop putting on a show this event is supposed to be
00:20:53about me who the hell do you think you are mia call me queen
00:21:01because i'm coming for your throne
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right contestants we're about to begin to your tables please uh do you have any idea what
00:21:22we're doing here oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular
00:21:26gastronomy topping it's really easy what
00:21:29it's science meets sweets come on
00:21:32all right contestants the bake-off begins now
00:21:37okay
00:21:38like this like that
00:22:10cool trick bill nye the science nerd
00:22:22oops oops foot slipped sorry not sorry oops sorry my hand slipped
00:22:37oh she's awful oh if you do that again miss watkins you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table i did not see jessica do anything wrong get back to work
00:22:48it's fine it's fine so what do we do now a good scientist always has a plan
00:22:59and time
00:23:03the winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign jessica you're up it is a model
00:23:11of my mansion and anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the
00:23:17year
00:23:17it's so crazy this is our dessert it may look simple but it's got a little magic to it
00:23:48and all the votes are in the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:01the winner of this year's senior bake-off is
00:24:11mia watkins
00:24:13mia the 2006 golden bake-off trophy belongs to you and connor
00:24:26i can't believe it oh that's my queen that's my best friend we love her best day of my life
00:24:34i need you to do it
00:24:38no
00:24:40caught her in that trophy or mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50i'm so gonna regret that loser i'm sorry high school bucket list item number nine
00:24:58start a riot make it epic
00:25:01food fight
00:25:09popular kids versus
00:25:11no stop it stop
00:25:27team jessica team mia get over here right now
00:25:32principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty jessica
00:25:41you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:48you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:25:57stay
00:25:57one more bad word one more the thing that you do wrong and you are suspended
00:26:04fine fine fine i'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:12oh sorry no one knows about that yet both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get
00:26:24me killed no no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go okay for real of
00:26:30course
00:26:31you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to come by my office the
00:26:35door's
00:26:36always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 thousand three hundred and forty seven
00:26:42dollars and you'll be quiet you demon child
00:26:47on the second though why don't you um help me clean up here my star students thank you
00:26:55what the fuck was awesome whoa did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how
00:27:03did you
00:27:04know all that stuff though well i told you i can see the future so right it's no big deal
00:27:10yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:21what's it on again uh anatomy it's the study of the human body yeah yeah you want to do it
00:27:29at my
00:27:29place my parents aren't home your place let go oh like us together alone yeah let's go professor
00:27:42promise to be a good boy
00:27:55uh
00:28:00uh
00:28:02uh
00:28:02uh
00:28:02uh
00:28:02uh
00:28:03uh
00:28:04uh
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:04I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right, yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Picep racchii.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:44Arctus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53You forgot about that, but it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:57If you need to...
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What did you do?
00:32:11I'm dying, you're crazy.
00:32:15You know what about this shirt?
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32My dad's my dad.
00:32:33No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Come on, come on, come on, Connor.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even, you know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:25Mm-hmm.
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:39Uh, wait, before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place
00:35:44this weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13Let's bounce before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:47Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:26No.
00:39:28You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47I've got a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know...
00:39:57For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke.
00:40:02When I saw you guys walking away.
00:40:03Together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:07Rit.
00:40:09Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid.
00:40:12He's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:16Yes.
00:40:17You are...
00:40:23You...
00:40:25Are...
00:40:26Not...
00:40:27Gonna believe...
00:40:29Who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're...
00:41:04Into that.
00:41:06She more or less.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Or not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:10Not...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:29Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:34Should I?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:49Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street
00:42:02because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a sidekick or something?
00:42:08No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s
00:42:14because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice
00:42:21so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl,
00:42:35if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:42:38who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:49I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total best.
00:42:54And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stub you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:28with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four,
00:43:33there's a great palaboy that I took
00:43:34of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments
00:43:40into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen
00:44:09to be a girl who
00:44:10makes out with her in-sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:23a year ago,
00:44:24this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here
00:44:29made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39I'm like you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things
00:44:43you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did with the
00:44:48ninth grade basketball team
00:44:49on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one
00:45:05getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding
00:45:17back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato pool?
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your stressed out
00:45:22brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know it.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:45right?
00:45:48High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flam it while you've got it.
00:45:53You want my shine?
00:45:55You want my glossy?
00:45:57You want my sexy?
00:45:59You want my classic?
00:46:01Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15Woo! Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow, look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High School Bucket List, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:06Fine.
00:47:07Let those...
00:47:07Now the way this happened.
00:47:08Dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, I've always...
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Hi.
00:48:18Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay, I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:13Oh.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Okay.
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:07Okay.
00:50:09Okay.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:11Okay.
00:50:12Okay.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:16Okay.
00:50:16you're the genius dummy.
00:50:18Doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone, which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior Prom Queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:11No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these.
00:52:36It's awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So, who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you've got to get over that Britney crush because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then, right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:44But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:58Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:10Let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:19Trailer Trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:56:16OMG, you're twins!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid.
00:57:21And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're going to love them.
00:58:00So, I know these aren't.
00:58:02Coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but...
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name.
00:58:33Like, Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:14You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:41All right, stop.
00:59:43Okay, all right, fine.
00:59:45You're stupid.
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20Magic evolve.
01:00:21Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Mia, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all.
01:01:02I'll do it.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:56I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:47Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:55to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:17Oh.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:27Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see
01:04:41By the dawn's early light
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:26Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:20And the home of the brave
01:06:41If you want to win
01:06:41You gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I am.
01:06:50Just that I'm really...
01:07:00shit that's my dad what is he doing here he never comes to my games what if I fuck up
01:07:05hey Connor you're gonna be fine
01:07:10this is the big game yeah this is the only game he cares about
01:07:15hey look at me I already know what happens remember
01:07:21listen in the last moment take that three-pointer it'll seem impossible but trust me
01:07:35and here we go everyone the big championship game the Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41for the big one here we go ladies and gentlemen let's begin
01:08:14down two points and Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32he's going to risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:34and there he goes yes he scores the Fairfield Lions 49 to 48 and they
01:08:44win the game
01:08:55let's go
01:08:57first an A and now this expect me at all your college games con
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this and on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud son looks like you got a fan who feels the same
01:09:30yeah you were right about everything
01:09:33oh
01:09:33am I being pumped
01:09:35that pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal con con and my crown
01:09:41we will take him down and dance for good
01:09:45I won because of you no no you won because of you I just gave you a little hint but
01:09:52I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:11wait should we be doing this I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for
01:10:17it's you Mia it always has been
01:10:24holy circuits
01:10:25terce 拜拜
01:10:27er
01:10:37al
01:10:38al
01:10:38al
01:10:38al
01:10:41al
01:10:42al
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:52Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:03That's stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:06Okay.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to bake at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given a hug.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents
01:14:24or the cops
01:14:25or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy
01:14:31and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future,
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look.
01:14:44It'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:49Um, they got off the island.
01:14:52Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's violent.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life.
01:15:03Actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:07Stop.
01:15:08Stop.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth,
01:15:14that is Jess.
01:15:16It's a little time.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48I hope they're alone.
01:16:04Welcome, students,
01:16:06to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:13Absolutely.
01:16:15You have one hour left
01:16:17to vote for this year's
01:16:18Prom King
01:16:19and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back
01:16:26to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy
01:16:29after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:45Come, come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance
01:16:54to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00Jessica, I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag
01:17:09when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself
01:17:25and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before,
01:17:38but open it.
01:17:47Jess...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning
01:17:52to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future
01:17:56if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything
01:18:05other than winning.
01:18:07Oh!
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:18That's right.
01:18:19Principal Davis,
01:18:21there are kids doing drugs
01:18:22in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know,
01:18:28but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry!
01:18:31They are dying!
01:18:53Everyone,
01:18:54it is time to count the votes
01:18:56for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists
01:19:02to the stage,
01:19:03Neal Watkins
01:19:04and Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:09And as expected,
01:19:10give it up for your Prom King
01:19:13Basketball All-Star
01:19:14Connor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:38let's hear it from
01:19:38our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start
01:19:41with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank
01:19:47all of my die-hard fans
01:19:49who voted for me
01:19:50the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited
01:19:54to leave high school
01:19:55and represent
01:19:56hot, popular,
01:19:58rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself
01:20:12the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent
01:20:29all of you.
01:20:30The misfits,
01:20:31the outcasts,
01:20:33anyone who's ever felt
01:20:34alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right,
01:20:51ladies and gentlemen,
01:20:52the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have
01:20:55a winner.
01:21:02And
01:21:04your 2006 Prom Queen
01:21:06winner is
01:21:12Jessica Hart.
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys
01:21:29wouldn't let me
01:21:30or the dumpster fire
01:21:30steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36That's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way,
01:21:53freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it,
01:21:579021 ho.
01:22:00Mia has something
01:22:01to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia.
01:22:12Mia.
01:22:13Mia.
01:22:14Mia.
01:22:14Mia Watkins.
01:22:15They're all for Mia
01:22:15and I saw Jessica
01:22:16throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis,
01:22:23this is a setup.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually.
01:22:31Jessica lied,
01:22:32bribed,
01:22:33and cheated her way
01:22:33to the crown.
01:22:34Okay.
01:22:36Mia.
01:22:37Mia actually cares
01:22:38about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder
01:22:40that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it
01:22:44from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:02I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list,
01:23:14item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny
01:23:25and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:53No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic
01:24:00or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07No!
01:24:08Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:12Ah!
01:24:12Ah!
01:24:13Ah!
01:24:14Ah!
01:24:16Ah!
01:24:17Ah!
01:24:22Ah!
01:24:23Ah!
01:24:24You suck!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes, I want you to go away no matter when or where you are, you can find me, you time
01:24:48-traveling nerd.
01:25:09You okay?
01:25:11Connor, what happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell. You alright?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past. I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest glasses wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Give me a walk, kids.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:50Yes, of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged? No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess, some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22Yay!
01:27:24Woo!
01:27:25Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:31And no one
01:27:33makes me feel like you do
01:27:37And no one
01:27:39sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it, baby
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