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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:20Shit
00:00:22Shit
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self now when I need a little help by my
00:00:46Lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:26I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12What do you think you're doing?
00:02:14What do you think you're doing?
00:02:39What do you think you're doing?
00:03:04Now for my final trick
00:03:17well
00:03:18Well
00:03:19Well
00:03:19Well
00:03:20Well
00:03:29so
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric!
00:04:06This is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with at the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri.
00:04:59And help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show.
00:05:32But if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40Alright, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53Alright, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll.
00:06:12But, you know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on it.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:17Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot?
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:07:46You pick the ten of spades?
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She'll keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:07You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then...
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief!
00:08:46No!
00:08:53Are you looking for this?
00:08:56Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man. It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know. I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet?
00:09:28Why so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:41And...
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What? You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:52Bree.
00:10:59Do you wanna see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not.
00:11:21Do you think I am?
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:38I think it's better if I laugh.
00:11:59Hey!
00:12:00What did I tell you?
00:12:04I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06Well, I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08Just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No.
00:12:33Not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:41Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:12:58Okay.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:14Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Bree.
00:13:33I need you to find Bree.
00:13:35Halpera.
00:13:37Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But, let this be a reminder. What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe, a common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel.
00:14:46Let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what, if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit, without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you
00:14:58can keep your job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:13Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree.
00:15:23It's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a little trick section.
00:15:48Now, if I win, you're all gonna have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:57Bree!
00:15:57Look at that.
00:15:59Got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine.
00:16:02Deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:07Here.
00:16:08We.
00:16:09Go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in five, four, three, two...
00:17:03Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the master of magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, we've got a show to prep.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:16Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater.
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:31Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:44You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in,
00:19:00that saved my life as a child will be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm this show's producer.
00:19:15And if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins.
00:19:31Your contract is terminated.
00:19:32And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kingsington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:47His cast doesn't come off for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:58Ladies and gentlemen, aren't you ready for the epic no-holds-barred battle?
00:20:04To see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street?
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12Don't worry.
00:20:13We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny appear behind his ear.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:37Richard Kim's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Buren!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe a floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:19Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle.
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close Up Magic last year.
00:21:42This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's League.
00:21:47We're gonna lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Oh, maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:01Xavier!
00:22:05Xavier!
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19you should go out this wrong
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit yeah xavier's the
00:22:29best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on the little prop boy
00:22:32but leave
00:22:33this to the real magicians samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy
00:22:37is gonna piss himself out there and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god your prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get
00:23:22so bad you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the
00:23:28best in the world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six
00:23:32star magician
00:23:33in over a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so
00:23:37he's already looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try
00:23:43boss this guy is a hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out
00:23:48of three competition
00:23:50we need to judge their strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get
00:23:57slaughtered and then i come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there
00:24:01because he has a shot at being a real magician
00:24:06and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same ones enjoy your
00:24:17moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't believe he actually
00:24:22went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really thought that he
00:24:28could
00:24:28hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:24:36don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you
00:24:59god he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:09absolutely oh my god what a shit show he's not even prepping it
00:25:14hey newbie this is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion
00:25:19i'm good
00:25:23no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what
00:25:30coveralls covered in dirt and dove shit
00:25:33tell you what it's not too soon to back out
00:25:36if you do i'll give you the honor of having my autograph
00:25:40are you ready or do you need more time to prepare
00:25:43now i don't need more time for this trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren
00:25:52pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:17that was seamless unbelievable even i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick
00:26:24that's even as fraction as good as matt's
00:26:29what do you think judges did matt von buren's trick fool you
00:26:33i have no idea how that was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle
00:26:38i'm stumped well done you're three for three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick
00:26:49anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy
00:26:57i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:14all in good time
00:27:16idiot everybody knows that he's lying
00:27:18pathetic
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us
00:27:33hey there looks like your fellow's got some stage fright
00:27:38this is what happens when you don't respect the craft
00:27:41you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it
00:27:45it doesn't matter what you think
00:27:47okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn
00:27:53if it weren't for you we wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble
00:28:07here
00:28:08why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy
00:28:18you need to end this
00:28:20now
00:28:21you're
00:28:25you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:39but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first
00:28:56i'm gonna need some help
00:28:59brie
00:29:00could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing
00:29:08you gotta be kidding me
00:29:10this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic
00:29:22is an illusion
00:29:23but still
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something
00:29:28so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years
00:29:31well isn't this like life
00:29:33see every day you experience your reality through your senses
00:29:37but what if you couldn't trust
00:29:39your senses
00:29:46wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink
00:29:53you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened
00:30:12you're supposed to change the water into wine
00:30:14hey mr kensington
00:30:15i told you
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place
00:30:19you should have
00:30:20respected my ranking
00:30:21no
00:30:22i think
00:30:23there's something else going on
00:30:25now i apologize ladies and gentlemen
00:30:27i can't seem to complete my transformation
00:30:30i knew it
00:30:31this theater is mine
00:30:33without one final piece of equipment
00:30:36which will be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now
00:30:51what's he doing
00:30:52he's going to shatter that glass all over the floor
00:31:03how
00:31:12unbelievable
00:31:14amazing
00:31:18whoa
00:31:23that is fast
00:31:24my judges
00:31:29incredible
00:31:34cake
00:31:35the lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce
00:31:38you can't believe i'm eating cake
00:31:41the only person i've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic
00:31:54how is this possible
00:32:01now for the critical moment
00:32:03judges
00:32:04what do you think
00:32:05do you know how he did it
00:32:07i have no idea
00:32:07not a clue
00:32:10and you jennifer
00:32:12i'm completely
00:32:13stumped
00:32:16well in the case of a tie
00:32:17we turn back
00:32:18to the magicians themselves
00:32:21daniel
00:32:21you said earlier
00:32:23you know how matthew did his trick
00:32:25tell us
00:32:26tell us
00:32:27tell us
00:32:29he dropped in edible iron fill mace
00:32:34then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron
00:32:37ironizing
00:32:39turning the water red
00:32:40giving it the earthy flavors of a wine
00:32:44that's
00:32:45that's
00:32:46correct
00:32:49amazing
00:32:50and matthew
00:32:52how did daniel do his trick
00:32:58i
00:33:00i don't know
00:33:02and with that daniel wins our first round
00:33:17i need a knife
00:33:20let's give him cake
00:33:23well done young man
00:33:26the only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic
00:33:34no no he didn't transform anything he didn't even teleport
00:33:39he must have cheated
00:33:40there's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill
00:33:44exactly
00:33:45okay
00:33:45he probably blackmailed the judges or something
00:33:49how could you let him beat you
00:33:51you embarrassed us with your performance
00:33:53how was i supposed to know he was gonna do that with the cup and teleport to the judges
00:33:56who is that guy
00:34:01it doesn't matter
00:34:02get out of my face
00:34:04it's time for the real magicians to get to work
00:34:07you think you've won
00:34:10you haven't won shit
00:34:13it's time to bring out my A team
00:34:21Kate Barlow
00:34:29miss Barlow
00:34:31thank you for joining us
00:34:32that's
00:34:34that's Kate Barlow
00:34:35she's the FISM world champion in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual six star magician
00:34:40all right
00:34:41who's ready for the headliner
00:34:46second round is quick change magic
00:34:48that's Sophie's specialty
00:34:49you had your little fun in the first round
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an actual pro
00:34:54a real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some fake amateur distractions
00:35:00a real magician doesn't need to
00:35:02because she has hard earned skills
00:35:04now
00:35:07yeah
00:35:08get him Sophie
00:35:09always nice to see a fellow female on stage
00:35:12too bad I'm gonna crush you
00:35:13oh
00:35:14you think so
00:35:15your rank is impressive
00:35:17but it doesn't scare me
00:35:19oh you think I brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank
00:35:23you didn't
00:35:24I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the protege
00:35:28of the master of magic
00:35:32he taught me everything he knows
00:35:34funny
00:35:35I don't remember training her
00:35:38you were trained by the master of magic
00:35:41she wasn't just trained by him
00:35:43he realized that she was better than him
00:35:45that's why he
00:35:47disappeared
00:35:48that can't be true right
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that if it wasn't true
00:35:53so what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete against somebody who's
00:35:56better than the master of magic
00:35:58oh so what
00:36:00I'll still destroy you
00:36:01Sophie
00:36:01shut up
00:36:04miss Barlow
00:36:06it is an honor to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber
00:36:11I wish I could say the same
00:36:13but honestly
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying to compete
00:36:18so why are you here
00:36:21to shatter my teacher's old records
00:36:24and publicly declare myself
00:36:26the new master of magic
00:36:33ladies and gentlemen
00:36:34this next act is even harder than our first
00:36:38it is all about quick change magic
00:36:40transforming outfits as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds
00:36:45the world record is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master of magic
00:36:56do you think you can beat that
00:36:58that's a change every two seconds
00:36:59there's no way you can beat that
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep
00:37:07hell
00:37:07there's not a magic technique in the world
00:37:09that would make that trick possible
00:37:10only the master of magic would be able to do that
00:37:13I know every one of his secrets
00:37:16are you saying you're going to break
00:37:17the master of magic's record
00:37:20who here would like to see me break the record
00:37:25then start the music
00:37:38one
00:37:39two
00:37:40right there's three
00:37:41standard
00:37:43oh my gosh her pace
00:37:44how is she doing
00:37:45is she about to break the record
00:37:49you're about to break the record
00:37:50oh my god
00:37:52this is unreal
00:37:53this is history
00:37:56that is 18 changes
00:37:59ladies and gentlemen
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it
00:38:10the concentration
00:38:11the skill needed to do something like that
00:38:14she had to learn it from the master of magic
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes
00:38:20for a second there I thought she'd actually figure out my technique
00:38:22but no
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest
00:38:25Sophie
00:38:26you can beat that right
00:38:28I can only manage nine or ten changes but not 18
00:38:35well
00:38:36are you even going to attempt to compete
00:38:38or do you just want to give me the theater now
00:38:43no one can do that
00:38:44we should just give up
00:38:45come on Sophie
00:38:47there has to be some chance
00:38:48okay you don't know what you're talking about
00:38:50I can't do that
00:38:52no one can do that
00:38:53you're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic
00:38:58okay you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake
00:39:01are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves
00:39:03or can I get ready for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic
00:39:09come on
00:39:10one of you at least has to try
00:39:12I can't lose this contract
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility and they will starve
00:39:18Sophie
00:39:20Eugene
00:39:21Xavier
00:39:23if I had my hand
00:39:25I would try
00:39:26but I don't even think I would stand a chance
00:39:29well well
00:39:30looks like I won
00:39:32sir
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37really?
00:39:38you're going to betray your boss right in front of him
00:39:40might as well
00:39:41we can't go down with a sinking ship of losers
00:39:43sorry Samuel
00:39:44you should not put your faith in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand the first thing about magic
00:39:49it's over
00:39:49the theater is mine
00:39:53I failed them
00:39:55I failed the orphanage
00:39:59might as well go with them Daniel
00:40:02hey watch where are you going?
00:40:06what is he doing?
00:40:09we still have a shot
00:40:12I'm going to take it
00:40:13Daniel stop
00:40:13you can't just go out there and embarrass yourself
00:40:15I won't let you
00:40:16agree
00:40:17if you trust me
00:40:22and with the Kensington team giving up
00:40:24the winners are
00:40:26wait
00:40:30the Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act
00:40:34that's adorable
00:40:35do you even know what a quick change act is prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage
00:40:40really Samuel you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44this loser has no chance of beating Kate
00:40:46sir we tried to warn him but Samuel just wouldn't listen
00:40:50this worker conned him just like he conned the judges in the last round
00:40:54hey that's not true
00:40:55the only reason why he's here is because Brie has a little crush on him
00:40:58that's enough
00:40:58ooh is that what's going on?
00:41:01the producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show
00:41:05that's really cute
00:41:06I said that's enough
00:41:08Daniel
00:41:09are you ready?
00:41:12your time starts
00:41:16now
00:41:27we're waiting
00:41:29look at all these quick changes
00:41:31he's going so fast
00:41:32I can't keep track of them
00:41:37hey honey
00:41:38it doesn't look like magic's your thing
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry
00:41:44what are you doing boy?
00:41:46just trust him
00:41:48he has it under control
00:41:49are you kidding me?
00:41:50if he has it under control
00:41:51I'm freaking Merlin himself
00:41:53hey Brie
00:41:54you might want to turn around for this one
00:41:57okay?
00:41:57your boyfriend is about to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud that he truly is
00:42:01seriously get off the stage
00:42:03you look like a fucking ass
00:42:05yo buddy you're not getting 18 bro
00:42:07knock it off
00:42:09Daniel what are you doing?
00:42:11are you happy?
00:42:12you've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time
00:42:21time
00:42:22time is a funny thing isn't it?
00:42:25see we always complain that time goes by too fast
00:42:28but in moments like these it's like time
00:42:31stand still
00:42:36your technique wasn't bad
00:42:38just wasn't the master of magic's technique
00:42:43this is
00:42:46what's he gonna do?
00:42:48he's right now
00:42:53I'm blank
00:43:04congratulations
00:43:05one change in 30 seconds
00:43:07I win
00:43:08but you can't call that a competition
00:43:10what a waste of time
00:43:11Sophie at least would have had a chance
00:43:13well I think we know who won this contest
00:43:17are you sure about that?
00:43:18what?
00:43:20oh my god
00:43:22oh my god
00:43:2476
00:43:2576
00:43:27what the fuck
00:43:28what the fuck
00:43:36how did he do that?
00:43:4077
00:43:4178
00:43:51ladies and gentlemen
00:43:52we have 78 changes
00:43:54I can't believe it
00:43:55it's not possible
00:43:56it's impossible
00:44:00it's impossible for mere mortals
00:44:03but not for the master of magic
00:44:05wait
00:44:07is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11the misdirect you used
00:44:13showmanship
00:44:15the transformation on a massive scale
00:44:18ladies and gentlemen
00:44:19you have just witnessed the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic
00:44:44without question
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner of this competition
00:44:52ladies and gentlemen
00:44:53you heard it
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06please
00:45:07please forgive me
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way
00:45:13how dare you lie to me
00:45:15you swore to me you learned everything from him
00:45:17you're nothing but a fraud
00:45:19get out of here
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic
00:45:30because I know that before you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar
00:45:40tonight
00:45:40the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:45:51that you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage
00:45:56here
00:45:58down payment to show you I'm serious
00:46:01so what do you say?
00:46:03ready to make some real money
00:46:07I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10well, yes
00:46:12then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater
00:46:15that was the deal
00:46:17right, of course
00:46:19but what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22what do I think of your offer?
00:46:30why don't you get out of here
00:46:31before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:33yeah
00:46:37that was so good
00:46:43wow, everybody
00:46:44give it up for the master of magic
00:46:47wow
00:46:50you know, Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special
00:46:54yeah, of course
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see
00:46:58that he was the master of magic
00:47:01honestly, I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing in the same room as you
00:47:06right now
00:47:07wow
00:47:10you guys are acting like you had his back this whole time
00:47:12after all the abuse you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15no, we were just joking
00:47:18right?
00:47:19these guys
00:47:21you're gonna stay with us
00:47:22right, Daniel?
00:47:24yeah, of course he's gonna stay with us
00:47:26we're just, you know
00:47:27showing him some love
00:47:28yeah
00:47:29the three of you
00:47:31your actions were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting the greatest magician of all time
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide what your punishment is
00:47:41punishment?
00:47:42punishment is a very strong horse
00:47:44no, you don't
00:47:44I don't like that
00:47:46you know
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little public humiliation
00:47:52will do you three some good
00:48:01I know I see it
00:48:02that's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen
00:48:04disgusting
00:48:06what are you doing?
00:48:08let's go
00:48:08go
00:48:08just go
00:48:08we have to go
00:48:10here
00:48:14so
00:48:15you're really him
00:48:18master of magic
00:48:19I don't feel I
00:48:22am worthy to be on the same stage as you
00:48:24if
00:48:26you want to stay
00:48:27I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you the marquee performance
00:48:32but
00:48:32whether you
00:48:34stay or leave
00:48:35it's
00:48:35well
00:48:36it's completely
00:48:37your decision
00:48:39so what do you say?
00:48:43if you knew how I'd let Eric die
00:48:44you'd hate me
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic
00:48:51that may be true
00:48:53but
00:48:53nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here
00:49:10that bracelet
00:49:13could Daniel be Eric's brother?
00:49:27hey
00:49:29all this time and I didn't recognize you
00:49:31Daniel Angier
00:49:33and you're still the same
00:49:35the older brother looking out for the smaller kid
00:49:38anytime Eric got hurt
00:49:39he'd come running
00:49:42what I mattered the most
00:49:44I let him down
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing
00:49:53and he was so proud of you
00:49:55the only time
00:49:56you let him down
00:49:57is when you stopped being the master of magic
00:50:00what?
00:50:01Eric believed in you
00:50:04and your gifts
00:50:05don't let your guilt
00:50:06take that away
00:50:08you're still the master of magic
00:50:11you just have to claim it
00:50:19where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21we won an interview!
00:50:22been here
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way
00:50:35you have to be here somewhere
00:50:44your friends
00:50:46ah well that sounds
00:50:48awful
00:51:26you know
00:51:28Eric told me to find you
00:51:33well you knew we'd be good together
00:51:37so
00:51:38are you ready to call yourself
00:51:40the master of magic again?
00:51:56this looks way worse than when we were kids
00:51:59no you see why I was so desperate to get the money
00:52:16what happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19good business
00:52:20that's what happened
00:52:29this is Barry Carnegie
00:52:30he owns the orphanage
00:52:32you're supposed to be in jail
00:52:34ah
00:52:34so you recognize me
00:52:36silly boy
00:52:37jail
00:52:38and laws
00:52:40are only for the poor
00:52:41I was out in two years
00:52:42and I've already taken back my casino
00:52:45as well as this place
00:52:46it's mine
00:52:48I bought it
00:52:49and I've been using it for child labor
00:52:51to squeeze every dime out of it
00:52:53and funnel it into my casino
00:52:54you're a monster
00:52:56nah
00:52:56if I'm such a monster
00:52:58why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00oh
00:53:01you can't
00:53:02because you're poor
00:53:03and pathetic
00:53:06see this watch?
00:53:07this is worth more than the whole place
00:53:09so
00:53:10you either give me the money
00:53:11for the orphanage
00:53:12or you get the fuck out
00:53:15I'm gonna get it
00:53:16well babe
00:53:17you better get all of it
00:53:18to me by noon
00:53:19tomorrow
00:53:20because that's when the dozers start up
00:53:21who wouldn't tear this place apart
00:53:23from my new casino
00:53:27you can't be serious
00:53:29what about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson
00:53:32what is he talking about?
00:53:34are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36yeah
00:53:36you are
00:53:38but
00:53:39listen
00:53:41you can stay in my hotel
00:53:43for ten grand a night
00:53:45you got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so
00:53:51let's go
00:53:53pay your once
00:53:55millions
00:53:55for this place
00:53:56I mean
00:53:57how am I gonna get that kind of money
00:53:58by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02you'll have your money
00:54:04oh yeah
00:54:07where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09tonight
00:54:09the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:54:12will have its biggest influx of cash
00:54:13in over a year
00:54:14I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist
00:54:44and save the orphanage
00:54:45in your memory, Eric
00:54:49oh I see Richard got the three links
00:54:52to try to steal the money
00:54:53of top burglars in the world
00:54:55Lily
00:54:57system logistics and camera espionage
00:55:02Alisa
00:55:03who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault
00:55:06three times
00:55:08Anna Vita
00:55:09who can seduce anyone with a pulse
00:55:13they're good
00:55:15almost as good as me
00:55:17fortunately
00:55:18I can use that to my advantage
00:55:29so I gather you three are here
00:55:31to rob the Diamond Nebula vault as well
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are
00:55:40idiot man with a dead fish
00:55:42and tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now
00:55:45like a mule deer
00:55:46maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit
00:55:48and then snip his manhood off
00:55:52we don't need a knife
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up
00:55:58ladies
00:55:58please
00:55:59please
00:56:01let's make a deal
00:56:07see if I can help you
00:56:08I take a share of it
00:56:10if I can't
00:56:11I take nothing
00:56:20how did he do that
00:56:22well this is Vegas
00:56:24he's probably just some lucky trickster
00:56:27give us a moment
00:56:31there's nobody here
00:56:33maybe he could be our phone guy
00:56:35I like it
00:56:36he's clearly in all these hands
00:56:38it's not like he's a pro
00:56:39and we'd see it come in
00:56:40we could double cross him
00:56:41easy
00:56:44alright
00:56:45we'll let you help us
00:56:46and we'll even let you in all the cash
00:56:49but
00:56:50you have to prove yourself first
00:56:55I'm listening
00:56:58you see the cards over there little boy
00:57:01clear it out
00:57:02bring us the chips
00:57:03you have five minutes
00:57:05do that
00:57:06and we will know that you can be a part of this heist
00:57:09look at him
00:57:10this man child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket
00:57:13first you're going to need a key
00:57:15and you got that
00:57:16a key
00:57:17and then
00:57:20my own two writing system
00:57:21honey
00:57:22you should give up now
00:57:24you're a little house kitten
00:57:26dealing with apex predators
00:57:32okay
00:57:35he is stupider than I thought
00:57:37he's going in the wrong direction
00:57:39completely unaware of his environment
00:57:41hopeless
00:57:41this whole thing is a waste of time
00:57:43let's just get rid of him
00:57:48is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50oh I'm so nervous
00:57:52I need a drink of water
00:57:53he's only going to slow us down
00:57:55look at him
00:58:00oh
00:58:01are you serious?
00:58:02jeez
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half
00:58:07I am so sorry
00:58:07here let me just
00:58:08let me help you
00:58:09just wipe
00:58:09no no get off of me man
00:58:11piece of garbage
00:58:12sorry
00:58:12yeah
00:58:13garbage
00:58:13just
00:58:15he tried a little bump and snatch
00:58:17he could grab the key
00:58:19he's a little failure
00:58:20I have seen enough
00:58:27you had your shot
00:58:28and you blew it
00:58:29like the same thief you are
00:58:32now you can go
00:58:33you blew your chance to work
00:58:34with the best in the world
00:58:36guy
00:58:37best in the world huh
00:58:40well then maybe you can tell me
00:58:41how I did this
00:58:54impossible
00:58:55he never even opens a chip cart
00:58:58who is this guy?
00:59:00could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02how
00:59:03how did he do that?
00:59:05is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08ladies
00:59:10those chips did not come from the cart
00:59:12no one is their group
00:59:14he probably already had them on his sleeve
00:59:17that makes sense
00:59:18he's treating this like some little magic show
00:59:21he's clearly an amateur
00:59:22which is good
00:59:23he wouldn't want to double-closs the bra
00:59:25he's the perfect dumb fancy
00:59:28all right
00:59:29they'll let you help us
00:59:31but don't get in our way
00:59:35deal
00:59:38okay
00:59:39let's get back to the plan
00:59:40shall we?
00:59:41cuatro
00:59:42cinco
00:59:42seis
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault
00:59:45all six
00:59:46Slovakian mercenaries
00:59:48sworn to protect that vault
00:59:50with their lives
00:59:52child's play
00:59:53easier than roping a legless mule
00:59:55it's time for a distraction
00:59:58when I walk past those guards
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me
01:00:03your plan is broken
01:00:07what did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken
01:00:11do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents
01:00:16kings, ceos, bishops
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely
01:00:22takes over the male brain
01:00:28that's what I thought
01:00:29finally something makes it to that
01:00:32Neanderthal school of work
01:00:33now shut up
01:00:34and watch a professional look
01:00:37look idiot
01:00:38watch her sway
01:00:42it is already starting to hurt
01:00:55her last conquest was the richest man in south america
01:00:59she took him for all he was worth
01:01:01and before that
01:01:03the head of monocle
01:01:04so how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:07you'll see for yourself
01:01:09in three
01:01:09two
01:01:13oh my god
01:01:15oh my god
01:01:17oh my god
01:01:22oh that scent
01:01:24I get the disease
01:01:25HALT
01:01:28HALT
01:01:29get back to your post
01:01:30what are you doing?
01:01:32damn it
01:01:33the perfume does not work on damn it
01:01:35it's fine
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault
01:01:38and if that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work
01:01:41they do not have time
01:01:43we need a new destruction now
01:01:49what's in him?
01:01:50when he goes to destroy the guards
01:01:51they will catch
01:01:52we'll kill two guards with one stone
01:01:57you go
01:02:00ay ay ay
01:02:00these vortex on our beach
01:02:02can't even try to be sneaky
01:02:03I mean just look at how he walked right up to us earlier
01:02:05exactly
01:02:06he'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be the big disruption that we need
01:02:10this snotty nose cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him
01:02:22is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24he's walking right past the guards
01:02:27I'm sorry
01:02:27maybe he's leaving
01:02:29maybe he's leaving
01:02:30realizing it was too hard for him
01:02:34is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36is he serious?
01:02:37my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:40my priceless one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin
01:02:41it's hard to let go
01:02:42but to save the orphans
01:02:45I'd do anything
01:02:46he's not even using zindu slot machines
01:02:49he's gambling with the old ones
01:02:50how is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52huh? how?
01:02:55this is ridiculous, we have to go in
01:02:56he can't even distract the guards
01:02:58he's not even smart enough to be a ball guy
01:03:00my bedroom is ready
01:03:01I'm going back
01:03:02no, babe
01:03:06I want to see him fail
01:03:07then
01:03:08he will go
01:03:22no way
01:03:26oh my gosh, amazing on your first try
01:03:31jackpot? how did he do that?
01:03:33oh my goodness, he probably just got lucky
01:03:35that's not a real distraction
01:03:48the slot machines are paying out
01:03:59code 11, all security personnel to the floor
01:04:03that's impossible
01:04:03that's impossible
01:04:04why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05is he more better than any chair?
01:04:07ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15no, probably just more beginners look
01:04:17right, when we need him to take the fall
01:04:19he'll still easily do it
01:04:22he's going in the vault
01:04:23he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31the same vault I broke into six years ago
01:04:33to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us?
01:04:39don't think I want that little smokey here
01:04:41to take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double-cross us
01:04:44did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50hot blazes, how did that happen?
01:04:56oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that
01:05:00Dory, it'll wash out
01:05:02and I couldn't double-cross you if I tried
01:05:07that's right, we're too good
01:05:08we are professionals
01:05:09you are just some nobody
01:05:11who thinks a few magic takes puts you in our league
01:05:13oh, whatever
01:05:14step aside
01:05:15we are wasting valuable time
01:05:17it's time for the professionals to work
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe cracker in the world
01:05:26she's cracked into safes at the Bank of London
01:05:28the New York Federal Reserve and Fort Knox
01:05:30all in one week
01:05:31can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:33just as I thought
01:05:35three lockers, mechanical combination
01:05:38and the biometric ID reader
01:05:39no wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe
01:05:43yeah, me
01:05:45fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago
01:05:51is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03one down, three to go
01:06:10intruder alert
01:06:11false entry detected
01:06:13notifying authorities in 20 seconds
01:06:15Alisa, you triggered the door alarm
01:06:17we have to make it stop
01:06:18just give me a minute
01:06:19we don't have a minute
01:06:20how did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24somebody shuts him off
01:06:26eleven
01:06:27well, I'm just saying
01:06:28you've taught us before
01:06:29so, no problem
01:06:30stop bothering her with your questions
01:06:32and just standing in the corner like a good little boy
01:06:34five
01:06:35four
01:06:37three
01:06:38two
01:06:41three
01:06:42two
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it
01:06:50sure you did
01:06:51how was I supposed to know
01:06:53the interior had been modified to lock
01:06:55like an IBV international vault?
01:06:57you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand
01:07:00like I did
01:07:02give me another second
01:07:03ladies, we don't have another second
01:07:05hold on
01:07:07I'll give it a shot
01:07:09you don't really think you can be faster than me
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you
01:07:14stop distracting her
01:07:15this is a job for the pros
01:07:17Alisa, you got this
01:07:18no, she doesn't
01:07:19what are you talking about?
01:07:20she won't get it open
01:07:21the place where she's drilling, it won't work
01:07:23you do not know what you're talking about
01:07:25you are nothing
01:07:26and you are a nobody
01:07:32hmm
01:07:33got it
01:07:35she won't get it open
01:07:36go back to shoplifting, you child
01:07:40ah
01:07:42what is it?
01:07:43what's wrong?
01:07:46it's hollow
01:07:48the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door
01:07:51look, the guard's almost here
01:07:52I can help
01:07:53I'm fine, idiot, I almost found it
01:07:55Alisa
01:07:57what?
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot
01:08:01and if he can't open it
01:08:02then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino
01:08:10hold yours
01:08:11try not to screw up
01:08:12but I already started
01:08:13don't worry
01:08:15we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing?
01:08:25is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27he's drunk
01:08:28he's been drunk the whole time
01:08:30we're just seeing it now
01:08:31well if he'd stop talking and listen
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside
01:08:35all security personnel
01:08:37we have a computer code 9 at the vault
01:08:39thumbs up
01:08:40tickle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00oh the hell
01:09:01impossible
01:09:02who are you?
01:09:04are we in over our heads?
01:09:06ladies
01:09:06I suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck?
01:09:20god damn
01:09:21there's got to be near a billion in here
01:09:24god damn
01:09:24i am taking a decade long spot trip
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart
01:09:50did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56we played you the entire time
01:09:58and you didn't even notice
01:10:00you see those cameras?
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time
01:10:04except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording
01:10:08all of us
01:10:10except for you
01:10:11you really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run this city girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:21mr. kim we got it
01:10:23it's safe for you to come in
01:10:28whoa
01:10:29this is more than i even thought
01:10:32barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here
01:10:35come on ladies we can't stand around
01:10:37pack up
01:10:39who's this?
01:10:40oh no one
01:10:41a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall
01:10:46he was easy
01:10:47almost a little too easy
01:10:48it's like he wanted us to set him up
01:10:52sorry buddy
01:10:52but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time
01:10:59wait
01:11:01wait
01:11:01wait i know that voice
01:11:02who
01:11:05who are you?
01:11:07you know exactly
01:11:09who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads
01:11:14do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:15i wanna be petty safe
01:11:17yeah
01:11:18calm down mr. kim
01:11:19he is a nobody
01:11:20he's
01:11:21he's not a nobody
01:11:22he's
01:11:23richard tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy
01:11:25we had him in our web the entire time
01:11:28he wasn't in your web
01:11:29you were in his
01:11:30you fools
01:11:33please
01:11:34please don't do this
01:11:35let us go
01:11:36relax richard
01:11:38i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms
01:11:41oh thank you
01:11:44because i already have
01:11:48what?
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56and what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59you think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01steal my stash?
01:12:02no
01:12:04not here
01:12:05not on my turf
01:12:08oh
01:12:09jesus
01:12:09the three links, huh?
01:12:11KGB
01:12:13Annie Oakley
01:12:14and Penelope Cruz
01:12:16the world's best cat burglars
01:12:19my pink ass
01:12:21and that's richard kim
01:12:22isn't it?
01:12:24the geriatric hutster
01:12:25from the cretaceous period
01:12:27trying to de-extinct your career
01:12:29after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you
01:12:35that mask
01:12:38i know you
01:12:39you're the son of a bitch
01:12:41that got me put away
01:12:42for two years
01:12:44well too bad it didn't stick
01:12:46but as i recall
01:12:48i did kill your brother
01:12:50i put him down like a dog
01:12:53i should have put you down that night too
01:12:56tell you what
01:12:57we're gonna finish that job
01:12:59right now
01:13:06well i knew it
01:13:08you never did quite perfect that trick did you?
01:13:16that's not my blood
01:13:23you're probably thinking
01:13:25i didn't see how he did that
01:13:27you know why he didn't?
01:13:29he blinked
01:13:31get him!
01:13:35sweet! you guys brought flowers
01:13:53freeze!
01:14:01that's enough
01:14:08what?
01:14:10how did you do that?
01:14:12lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened?
01:14:17why am i tied up?
01:14:18because the real police are on their way and i want to make their job easier on them
01:14:21oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound
01:14:24i'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison
01:14:27now why would i go to prison?
01:14:29you're the thief
01:14:30you're stealing from me
01:14:32it's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united states
01:14:39not even your billions can get you out of this
01:14:42guess who the hell are you?
01:14:46i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:49i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:14:50no us out of here
01:15:05who's out of here?
01:15:11enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage
01:15:13and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors
01:15:24of the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:30We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money
01:15:36to pay off all those loans.
01:15:38You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:41Hey.
01:15:42Hi.
01:15:43Mommy, Daddy, let's get ice cream for the show.
01:15:46Yeah, ice cream.
01:15:48You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:54Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:16:03allow me to introduce you to the newest member
01:16:06of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:08The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier.
01:16:20The next one.
01:16:22The next one.
01:16:24The next one.
01:16:27The next two.
01:16:28The next one.
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