00:01I know it sucks to die, again and again, but listen to me, it ain't about how many times you
00:08fall, freeze, drown, or get crushed by an unreasonably giant frog.
00:13It's about how many times you get back up. And I know you ain't no rage quitter. No, sir. You
00:20are gonna rise.
00:21You're gonna rise and double jump that wall, throw hooks left and right, climb up, jump up, swim up, slide
00:29up a slimy snakeslide, and solve those ancient puzzles on the fly.
00:34Because nothing meaningful in life is easy, like borrowing gold from a buried Aztec temple that reshuffles every single time.
00:42But that won't stop you. You were spawned to defy the impossible, to turn water into wine, jelly into fire,
00:52sand into glass, and keys into weapons if necessary.
00:56Because that's what offbeat archaeologists like us do. We dig deep and dig up for ancient gods' sake.
01:05So what are you waiting for? Show me how you climb out of this stinking pit hole.
01:12Wow!
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