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Tell Me I Love You - Three friends and ex-lovers hatch a plan to get married and inherit money. But new lovers, old flames, and their parents have other ideas as they discover that family is actually who you choose.
Tell Me I Love You - Three friends and ex-lovers hatch a plan to get married and inherit money. But new lovers, old flames, and their parents have other ideas as they discover that family is actually who you choose.
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00:00:00It's just a sunny day
00:00:29I was just a girl from music school
00:00:31Kind of a dork, like everyone else
00:00:33At school, I met Mel and Ben
00:00:35We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio
00:00:39My tribe
00:00:40Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu
00:00:44Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer
00:00:46I really love it here
00:00:48They were living the dream
00:00:50But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself
00:00:52Now it's time to jam
00:00:59To be continued...
00:01:25Yeah, that might be the single.
00:01:48That was orgasmic.
00:01:50Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great.
00:01:53Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:57We all got day jobs.
00:01:58Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor,
00:02:00doing sound design.
00:02:02Melanie was producing at a rock label,
00:02:03and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:08And now that I was living in LA, there
00:02:11were endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:02:16Yes, Mom, don't worry.
00:02:18OK.
00:02:19OK, Mom, I'll take care of you.
00:02:22Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:24Hell no.
00:02:26Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:27Mm.
00:02:32Love you.
00:02:33Oh, it's Barry.
00:02:35Hi, Barry.
00:02:36Yes, I know.
00:02:38I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil.
00:02:42I'm on my way.
00:02:42Bye.
00:02:45Hiya.
00:02:45Hi.
00:02:46What?
00:02:48The label loved our demo.
00:02:50Yes.
00:02:51They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos.
00:02:57How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:58Uh, would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:03:00Doubt it.
00:03:01What are we talking, like $10,000, $20,000?
00:03:04No, I'll try $30,000, $40,000.
00:03:11This label is amazing.
00:03:14Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:15Uh, do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:17I might be out late.
00:03:19Uh, work or hot date?
00:03:21Maybe both.
00:03:22Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:24No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:27Vanessa Lee?
00:03:28Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:31What else?
00:03:32I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour.
00:03:35No strings.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:37Flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:42Hey, Ben.
00:03:44When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:47We have to make this demo.
00:03:50We have to find the money.
00:03:56Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:04:00But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:12Do you want me to pump this up?
00:04:13Uh, yeah.
00:04:15Alright, I'm gonna take five.
00:04:20Good luck.
00:04:27Hey, Barry.
00:04:28I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:30Find me the next block edge yet?
00:04:32You got good ears, kid.
00:04:33That's what I pay you for.
00:04:35But actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:38I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights.
00:04:42What?
00:04:43You mixing?
00:04:44In my studio?
00:04:45Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:47We got eight bands with new albums they gotta finish.
00:04:50We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:04:54Next summer, maybe.
00:04:55Call me Saturday by 9 a.m. with notes on those.
00:04:58And take those morons out on the town.
00:05:00Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:05:02Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:05:04Yeah, sure.
00:05:08Sorry.
00:05:09Oops.
00:05:10Excuse me.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:14Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:15Yeah.
00:05:16I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:05:17There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:19Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:21Do they, baby?
00:05:23Do they, baby?
00:05:24Do they, baby?
00:05:26You got this.
00:05:28Alejandra Martin?
00:05:30Soprano?
00:05:32I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:35Impressive.
00:05:36But what's your instrument?
00:05:38Violin.
00:05:39Mostly.
00:05:40And voice.
00:05:41Violin.
00:05:42Handy.
00:05:43Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:45Shining clean, that's what it means.
00:05:50Washing those jeans till they're shiny and clean.
00:05:57I think it's fine.
00:05:58Go around, David.
00:06:01Nice job.
00:06:02We'll let you know.
00:06:06Another audition bombed.
00:06:08Thank God I had my friend Steven to help cheer me up.
00:06:11He was always bailing me out.
00:06:15And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:18He was a little odd, too.
00:06:26Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:28Not exactly.
00:06:29Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:31You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:33Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:35I didn't take it from a merry guy.
00:06:37Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:38Keep on doing the dream team.
00:06:40Boom.
00:06:46Soldier.
00:06:47Oh, nine hundred and fifty-eight seconds.
00:06:49You are late.
00:06:50Sir, I, uh...
00:06:51At ease, son.
00:06:52So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:55Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:58Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:07:00Atta boy.
00:07:02Say Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:07Work?
00:07:08Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:11Are there any rules?
00:07:13Uh, rules?
00:07:14Yeah.
00:07:15I get it.
00:07:16Mum's the word, right?
00:07:18Mum's the word.
00:07:20Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:22Well, you keep up the good work, right?
00:07:24And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:35While I was dealing with my life, I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:45Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:54She play-o-dromes?
00:07:56She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:58I know.
00:07:59Like dinner.
00:08:00Yuck.
00:08:01So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:04And?
00:08:05He's turning 31.
00:08:06Who knew?
00:08:08I had to end it.
00:08:10Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:13So, Julie's baby's party is at 2.
00:08:17You're gonna come, right?
00:08:19Uh, yeah.
00:08:21Sure.
00:08:30Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:34One year later.
00:08:36One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:39Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:42We'll hang.
00:08:43No.
00:08:44No, no.
00:08:45I'm okay.
00:08:46Really.
00:08:47Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:49It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:51Hey, Mel.
00:08:52If you become a big-time music producer, you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:57Engie.
00:08:58No matter what happens, we'll always be together.
00:09:02You, me, and Ellie.
00:09:03We're family now.
00:09:05Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:08Head-on car crash.
00:09:09So awful.
00:09:10I should have remembered.
00:09:13I should have been there for him.
00:09:15We're bandmates.
00:09:16You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:18Hello, everyone.
00:09:19I'm Cassie.
00:09:20I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:21This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:24Alright, let's get started.
00:09:25Arms above your head, back foot at a 45 degree angle, hands together, and look to the sky.
00:09:51Virabhadrasana II.
00:09:53Warrior II pose.
00:09:55Open up.
00:09:56Adjust your foot back.
00:09:59Now squeeze your glutes, and lift your abdomen.
00:10:04Arms up above your head.
00:10:06That's it.
00:10:07Now breathe.
00:10:08Now release into gravity with Happy Baby.
00:10:11This opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:16A little wider swing.
00:10:18That's it.
00:10:19Perfect.
00:10:20Thanks.
00:10:35Hey!
00:10:36You have amazing potential.
00:10:37You're kidding.
00:10:38No.
00:10:39Not at all.
00:10:40You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:43It's nice to meet you.
00:10:44I'm Cassie.
00:10:45I'm Cassie.
00:10:46I'm Melanie.
00:10:47Hi.
00:10:48All right.
00:10:49Well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:50Okay.
00:10:51I mean, yeah.
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53Sure.
00:10:54Totally.
00:10:55Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:10:56So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:07Oh!
00:11:08What?
00:11:09So you ready to settle down now?
00:11:10Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:13What happened to no strings?
00:11:14What happened to no strings?
00:11:15Shut up, okay?
00:11:16Really?
00:11:17Hi, cutie.
00:11:18Hey.
00:11:19Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25Very funny.
00:11:26You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:28You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:29Yeah.
00:11:30I am getting a beard.
00:11:31You...
00:11:32I'll have a soda water.
00:11:33Please.
00:11:34Bark a soda.
00:11:35Double vodka.
00:11:36Honey.
00:11:37Ah, thank you.
00:11:39It's getting so big.
00:11:41Here.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43He's a total catch.
00:11:45You've got to admit it.
00:11:46You know, thanks for the tip.
00:11:47You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:49Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:52Come on.
00:11:53Have you ever think about having kids?
00:11:56Maybe.
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:58Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:11:59Because you've got to settle down.
00:12:01Look, guy or girl, you just gotta take the plunge.
00:12:04Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:12:07Oh, really?
00:12:08So who are you seeing?
00:12:09Nobody.
00:12:10You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van.
00:12:14Just saying.
00:12:15I love what I do.
00:12:16Besides, since you and Paul got married, you guys have been like building an empire.
00:12:19Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own?
00:12:21God, no.
00:12:22Thank you, Ben.
00:12:23No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:25Trust fund?
00:12:26What trust fund?
00:12:27Yours.
00:12:28Mine and your sister's.
00:12:30The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:32Every female in the family inherits a piece and when she gets married, she gets to do whatever
00:12:37she wants with it.
00:12:38She gets to invest or travel, party, donate.
00:12:43I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:45So did I until the check showed up.
00:12:47Who's Myrna?
00:12:48She's our great-grandmother.
00:12:49She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:12:53And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:55Yeah, put a down payment on the house, launched our catering business, and it got us a part-time
00:13:01nanny.
00:13:02So Myrna's husband made bazillions in the prophylactic business.
00:13:05Uh, just out of curiosity, how much do girls get for, uh, I'm not?
00:13:10Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:14$450,000?
00:13:18Miss Myrna sounds great.
00:13:20I've always liked independent women.
00:13:22Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future, you know the trust only works if you get married
00:13:27to a guy.
00:13:28So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:13:32Otherwise you're gonna end up working for someone for the rest of your life.
00:13:37This doesn't seem right.
00:13:39What do you mean, right?
00:13:40You deserve it.
00:13:41Get married.
00:13:42Get the money.
00:13:45While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:13:49I had some news of my own.
00:13:52Hey, you're back early.
00:13:54Uh, yeah.
00:13:55I, uh, I kinda had to leave.
00:13:58I did a terrible thing.
00:14:00You know, Oscar is so not for me.
00:14:01He's sweet.
00:14:02Old fashioned, conservative.
00:14:04He's not some flashy LA guy.
00:14:06Oscar is husband material.
00:14:09He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:14:13Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16And he's hot.
00:14:18He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:22Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:25Can't you do that.
00:14:28Ali!
00:14:29Hi.
00:14:30Oscar.
00:14:31How are you?
00:14:32Good.
00:14:33Hi.
00:14:34How are you?
00:14:35Fine.
00:14:39You look beautiful.
00:14:41Come on.
00:14:42I want to hear everything about LA.
00:14:45Let me get you a drink.
00:14:52I did my part.
00:14:53Now it's up to Oscar.
00:14:59Oh, yeah.
00:15:00It's good to have you home.
00:15:02Just like old times.
00:15:04Yeah.
00:15:05You know, it feels good being here.
00:15:09Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:11So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:15Ali.
00:15:19I know we dated in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:25But I've always loved it here.
00:15:27There's just been one person missing.
00:15:29Oscar, please.
00:15:31I love you.
00:15:33I have always loved you.
00:15:42Ali.
00:15:45Will you marry me?
00:15:47I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:50Please say yes.
00:15:52My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:56Uh, is that a yes?
00:16:02He's so dependable.
00:16:04All those are dependable.
00:16:05I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:08Love grows, hija.
00:16:11Oscar is a good man.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14And he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:17Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:20Because-
00:16:21And then, I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:25Because mom, I'm engaged!
00:16:27What?
00:16:29Darling!
00:16:30Why didn't you say so?
00:16:32My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:36I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:38You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:40So, so many diapers.
00:16:42So you said you were-
00:16:43Getting married?
00:16:45Yes!
00:16:46Yes!
00:16:47I lied!
00:16:48I totally lied!
00:16:49And they were so happy!
00:16:53Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:16:58No frickin' way.
00:17:00Oh my goodness.
00:17:01His name just popped into my head, I swear.
00:17:04I need to call my family.
00:17:05I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:17:07We've gotta do something.
00:17:08We?
00:17:09No, no, no.
00:17:10There's no we here.
00:17:11You're the fiance.
00:17:12Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:15Oh god.
00:17:18Every second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:20That's what Julie said.
00:17:21Wait.
00:17:23I'm kidding.
00:17:24I'm not.
00:17:26No, let's get married.
00:17:27Huh? What? Who?
00:17:28You, me, Mel.
00:17:30The three of us.
00:17:31We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:35$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:38To a guy that-
00:17:39Huh.
00:17:40Oh my god.
00:17:41Mel, is this true?
00:17:42Mm-hmm.
00:17:43Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:46Two brides, one groom.
00:17:48You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:52I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:54Mm-mm.
00:17:55No.
00:17:56Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:59I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:18:01You have one minute, Ben.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love and eloped.
00:18:11Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:18:17We're talking Grammys, multi-plot and albums.
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:20Keep talking, especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:22Uh, okay.
00:18:23So then, Ally and I, we have a big wedding.
00:18:26I'm talking grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:28Mama would never have-
00:18:29Bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:32Listen, ladies, the trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:18:42Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:46Oh my god, this so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:49No, no, no.
00:18:50It is a career move.
00:18:52For all of us.
00:18:53So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:56It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:59Normal.
00:19:00Right.
00:19:01I don't know.
00:19:02My parents would figure it out.
00:19:03We'll be married before they can say mazel tov.
00:19:05Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:07Okay, produce a hit record, make it in the big time.
00:19:10Yeah?
00:19:11Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:13Ben, wait.
00:19:14What do you get out of all this?
00:19:15Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:19:20And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:24Us, this little family of ours.
00:19:27I want that.
00:19:30You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:19:34Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:36We're not a couple, we're a chain.
00:19:37The semantics.
00:19:39Are we gonna do this?
00:19:40Hmm.
00:19:41You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:44Ally.
00:19:49Forgive me God.
00:19:52I'm in.
00:19:54So that was it.
00:19:55The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:57Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:20:00Cassie.
00:20:01Cassie.
00:20:04Hey.
00:20:05Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:20:06No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:08Have you?
00:20:09Wait, did you go to my 8 o'clock?
00:20:10I'm sorry, I switched it to 10.
00:20:12Oh, yeah, yeah, you weren't there.
00:20:14Yeah.
00:20:16Oh.
00:20:17Sorry.
00:20:18You live on ocean, I live on dune.
00:20:21Oh, no way.
00:20:22Well, hey neighbor.
00:20:23We should hang out sometime.
00:20:25Sure.
00:20:26Yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:27Um, do you like biking?
00:20:29Love biking.
00:20:30Love, love, love it.
00:20:33Well, I meant biking, but actually, why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:38Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:41Oh, Milo.
00:20:42Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach, so some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:47Oh, he's moving.
00:20:48Bummer.
00:20:50Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:52All right, cool.
00:20:53Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:59I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:02All right, cool.
00:21:03Well, I'll see you later then.
00:21:05See you.
00:21:06Bye.
00:21:09Mel was submitting.
00:21:11Mel, dating your yogi?
00:21:13Oh, Shanti.
00:21:14So listen, Mel, try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:19Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:21Just make her laugh.
00:21:23That's what women want.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25Seriously?
00:21:26As if you know what women want.
00:21:28No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:30Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:33No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:34What if you ever listened to a woman?
00:21:36What do you mean?
00:21:38Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:41I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:45No big deal.
00:21:46He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:48No.
00:21:49Off with the scarf.
00:21:51Hmm.
00:21:52The hair.
00:21:53Let's loosen this up.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00Hot.
00:22:01How the hell do you do that?
00:22:02It's in the jeans, sister.
00:22:03We're not talking Old Navy.
00:22:04Shh.
00:22:05Everybody.
00:22:06She's here.
00:22:14Hi.
00:22:15Come on in.
00:22:21Cassie, this is Ben and Ally, my roommates.
00:22:23Hi.
00:22:24Hello.
00:22:25Nice to meet you.
00:22:26Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:27Oh, hi.
00:22:28Great earrings.
00:22:29Malsazi teach yoga.
00:22:30Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:31How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:32Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:34Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:37A beer?
00:22:38No thanks.
00:22:39I teach Ashtanga yoga, and yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:43Okay.
00:22:44Ready?
00:22:45Bye.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:48Thanks.
00:22:49Ladies.
00:22:50Hi.
00:22:51Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight at our place,
00:22:56and we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:22:59Maybe some other time.
00:23:01Thank you, though.
00:23:02If you change your mind, we're here.
00:23:04As in, um, right here.
00:23:07Friendly neighbors.
00:23:09Yeah.
00:23:11You have no idea.
00:23:13Such a cute couple.
00:23:15Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:25So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:28And, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:23:30Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:35Hi.
00:23:36Good to see you.
00:23:37How are you?
00:23:38I'm good.
00:23:39Great, actually.
00:23:41You look good.
00:23:42You look happy.
00:23:44I am.
00:23:45What can I get you?
00:23:46I'm gonna do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:49Come on, it's a Saturday.
00:23:53First date?
00:23:54Yes, kind of.
00:23:55Nervous?
00:23:57You can see that.
00:23:58Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02How about a tequila float?
00:24:03I highly recommend.
00:24:05Alright, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:07Here's to a little first date.
00:24:09Good luck.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:11These are beautiful.
00:24:12Okay, love.
00:24:13I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:14Bye.
00:24:19While Mel was busy falling in love,
00:24:21she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:25But who can blame her?
00:24:26Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:27She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:29I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:31Yeah, me too.
00:24:33I had a really good time.
00:24:35Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:39I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:41I would love that.
00:24:57Hey, you're coming home with me.
00:24:58Okay.
00:25:07I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:11Yeah.
00:25:15Can you do this?
00:25:18I really, really like you.
00:25:28Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:40Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:41It's new.
00:25:42Yeah.
00:26:09Try that with me.
00:26:12Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16One more time.
00:26:17Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:26:20That's nice.
00:26:21That's cool.
00:26:22I like that a lot, yeah.
00:26:24Hi!
00:26:25Nice 18-hour barbecue.
00:26:29Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:31And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:33Hey.
00:26:35You still have a deal?
00:26:36That is so not any of your business.
00:26:39Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:41You did.
00:26:42Yeah, and it was amazing.
00:26:44Clearly, you followed my advice.
00:26:46Your advice?
00:26:47You know what?
00:26:47I'll tell you something.
00:26:48You are so full of shit.
00:26:49You know nothing about this kind of thing.
00:26:50I'm full of it?
00:26:51Yes, absolutely.
00:26:52Really?
00:26:52Uh-huh.
00:26:55Now it was time to make our bond legit.
00:26:57Shit.
00:26:58Off to find our wedding rings.
00:27:00Let's find what we all like.
00:27:08Ben, come here.
00:27:09You're in on this, too.
00:27:10Sure.
00:27:12Oh, that's nice.
00:27:14Allie, look.
00:27:15Oh, my God.
00:27:16That's gorgeous.
00:27:17How about we just get something fake?
00:27:19Who's going to know the difference?
00:27:20My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:27:22You know, least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:27:24Guys, give me some slack.
00:27:26It's tough being the only groom.
00:27:27You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:27:32Is that any way to talk to your fiancee?
00:27:35Excuse me.
00:27:36Can we see these two?
00:27:38Absolutely lovely choice.
00:27:44So what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:48Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:27:51But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:27:55Full refund, sweetie.
00:27:56Oh, my God.
00:27:56Now that fits.
00:27:57Try it on.
00:28:00Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:28:02But no, no, no, no.
00:28:03We're just roommates.
00:28:05No, try it on.
00:28:05Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:28:07No, diamonds are forever.
00:28:08We believe in tying the knot.
00:28:10Making a commitment is a wonderful thing,
00:28:12as long as you do it with diamonds.
00:28:15Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:28:19This is so expensive.
00:28:20No?
00:28:24Wow, that is nice.
00:28:25Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:28:29You guys okay with that?
00:28:30Yeah, cool.
00:28:30Sure.
00:28:31All right, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:28:35Be right back.
00:28:35We have the seating charts, the caterer, music, flowers, bartender, menus.
00:28:44Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:28:47Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:28:50No.
00:28:51Here you go.
00:28:52Sure.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:28:58And if that's your sperm donor, you're a handsome devil.
00:29:09Great news about the demo, man.
00:29:12You're an artiste.
00:29:13It's a gift from Jop.
00:29:14It's going to be great to get back in the studio.
00:29:15Now that you and Allie are getting married, is Allie giving it to you?
00:29:19No, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:29:21Seriously, bro, nothing's going on.
00:29:23You're shit.
00:29:25Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:29:28With a woman?
00:29:29Yeah.
00:29:30With a babe like Allie?
00:29:31Dude, no way.
00:29:32It just couldn't work.
00:29:32It'd be a waste.
00:29:35She's definitely a cool girl.
00:29:36I mean, she's beautiful, she's smart, and that body is just sick.
00:29:41I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:29:44Allie, Allie, Allie, oh, mmm, cha, cha, cha.
00:29:49You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:29:51Wait, you want to ask Allie out?
00:29:54Yeah, maybe.
00:29:56Like on a date?
00:29:57Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some weed, like a nice date.
00:30:01What's the problem?
00:30:02What's the problem?
00:30:03What are you thinking?
00:30:05I'm thinking she's hot, and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:30:09That's your job, dude.
00:30:10Look, forget it, okay?
00:30:11Allie, you guys never work.
00:30:15Allie's a lesbian, by the way.
00:30:16She just told me.
00:30:17You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:19Tragic.
00:30:19But it's her choice.
00:30:22We gotta respect that.
00:30:27So the next morning, I got a package.
00:30:29My mother's wedding dress.
00:30:31She sent it.
00:30:32It was all getting very real.
00:30:34Dress rehearsal time.
00:30:36Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:37Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:44I was nervous as hell.
00:30:46Who wouldn't be?
00:30:48Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:56So, do I look like a real bride?
00:30:59You look incredibly beautiful.
00:31:01Oh, wow.
00:31:03Yeah, you do.
00:31:15Hey, Mel!
00:31:16Look!
00:31:17Oh, my God.
00:31:18Julie did this.
00:31:23What are you guys looking at?
00:31:24Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:28Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:30Uh, my cousin.
00:31:32She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:35I'll be right there.
00:31:36Okay.
00:31:39Nice dress.
00:31:41Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:43It's for a musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:47Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:54What?
00:31:55Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:57that you're actually getting married this weekend
00:31:59to your roommate.
00:32:01No, it sounds like an awesome date.
00:32:03Hey, dance with me.
00:32:05Come on, I need to practice.
00:32:06Come on.
00:32:06I need to practice.
00:32:09What?
00:32:12Bye, bye.
00:32:14Bye, bye.
00:32:15Bye, bye.
00:32:16Bye.
00:32:17Bye, bye.
00:32:33Bye, bye.
00:32:35Bye.
00:32:35Melanie. Hey, what's up?
00:32:51Chad, I was...
00:32:52We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:55Yep.
00:32:56Cool. Later.
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:33:00Friend.
00:33:01Yeah, he's just a bass player. We work together.
00:33:05He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:33:11What a dog.
00:33:12I know, right? Total dog.
00:33:15I meant Ben.
00:33:17Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
00:33:19You know, sometimes I just want to sprinkle him, you know?
00:33:23You're a gorgeous long time.
00:33:26Hey, Philippa.
00:33:27You smell good.
00:33:30You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:32No excuses. This is my birthday. I'm spinning.
00:33:34Yeah, sure.
00:33:36Fantastic.
00:33:37Maybe we'll do a spa day first?
00:33:40I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:46Let me guess.
00:33:47Another dorky music friend.
00:33:50Yeah, she...
00:33:52We just...
00:33:53Anybody want a beer?
00:33:55Shots of tequila?
00:33:57Several shots, maybe?
00:33:58Actually, I'm going to go home.
00:34:00It's been a long night.
00:34:08That was a nightmare.
00:34:11Girl, that ship is going to sail.
00:34:12Go talk to her.
00:34:13Oh, look at that.
00:34:26Mel's sweet talk to her.
00:34:31You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom.
00:34:34And you, of course.
00:34:36You, then Cassie.
00:34:38Yeah, that's if you were taking girls back to mom.
00:34:41Oh, shit.
00:34:43Apart from some side drama at the club, our two weddings were moving along, right on schedule.
00:35:12Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:14Way, way better than most steak parties.
00:35:17Wedding rock.
00:35:19So, honeymoon South Beach, yeah?
00:35:22Hell yeah!
00:35:23Guys, we're not having a honeymoon.
00:35:26But, Mel, darling.
00:35:30It's time.
00:35:31What, now?
00:35:33She's right.
00:35:33Just do it.
00:35:35Just call Mommy Dearest.
00:35:37Tell her you got married.
00:35:38And, uh, just hit the hard lights.
00:35:40You're going to do fine.
00:35:40Hello?
00:35:45Mommy, hi.
00:35:47It's Melanie.
00:35:48Sweetheart, how are you?
00:35:50I was just going to call you.
00:35:52I have some news.
00:35:53Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:55No, Mom, I, um, I got married.
00:35:59And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:36:01Ha!
00:36:01No, it's true.
00:36:02We had a simple ceremony last night.
00:36:04Yeah, Mom, I'm married.
00:36:06Dan!
00:36:07Pick up the phone!
00:36:09Right now!
00:36:11Dan!
00:36:11Dan!
00:36:12Dan and Melanie got married!
00:36:14Oh, goddammit, Dan!
00:36:17What's this about married?
00:36:18Yes, Ben and I were so in love, we couldn't wait.
00:36:21So, our friend Stephen, he's a minister.
00:36:23I'm hired here today to bring together Mel, Ben, and holy matrimony.
00:36:30Mel, do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man?
00:36:35Oh, I do.
00:36:36Definitely.
00:36:36You may kiss the bride.
00:36:38Okay.
00:36:40Allie was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos, which was really weird because nobody knew that she could play the bongos.
00:36:45Oh, yeah, it was so spiritual, magical, almost.
00:36:47I mean, I feel so blessed to have, you know, friends like these.
00:36:50Ben feels the same way.
00:36:52My husband.
00:36:53Not yet.
00:36:53Bye, okay.
00:36:54Not yet.
00:36:56Uh, Mel, seriously, cut the crap, all right?
00:37:01You got married.
00:37:02Yes, Daddy.
00:37:03Mazel tov.
00:37:04I mean, to who?
00:37:05Nick?
00:37:06No.
00:37:07That drama?
00:37:08Vince?
00:37:09No, no, no, not Vanessa.
00:37:10I mean, Vince.
00:37:12Daddy, I married Ben, my roommate.
00:37:13We're in love.
00:37:15So I said, um, what the heck?
00:37:18What the heck?
00:37:19That's something that you say when you buy a sandwich, not get married.
00:37:23I mean, besides, uh, isn't he a gay?
00:37:27No, Daddy, he's not a gay.
00:37:28Okay, stop it.
00:37:29I always knew there was something going on between the two of you.
00:37:33Benjamin.
00:37:34I remember him.
00:37:35Yeah, yeah, sort of.
00:37:37Uh, anyway, he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:40Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:42Irish Catholic?
00:37:43Curtin' Himmel.
00:37:46What's he do?
00:37:47Sound designer, computer stuff.
00:37:50Wonderful, he's employed.
00:37:52Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:54Um, he's a great guy.
00:37:57Handsome, smart.
00:37:59When are you bringing him home, sweetheart?
00:38:01Never.
00:38:02I mean, next year, maybe?
00:38:04Give, just give everyone my love, okay?
00:38:06Bye, Mom.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:07Love you.
00:38:07Bye.
00:38:10Ah!
00:38:11It's so sweet!
00:38:13Oh, God, I have so much to do!
00:38:16You go, you go, you go, you go.
00:38:17Oh!
00:38:18Oh, my God.
00:38:20Oh, my God.
00:38:20Oh, my God.
00:38:22Mm.
00:38:22They sounded so happy, all because of a wedding.
00:38:27Wow.
00:38:28How many friends share a ring?
00:38:30And a girl.
00:38:31Mm-hmm.
00:38:38Shit.
00:38:40Here, I'll sing the low part.
00:38:42You like it?
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:03I wrote it for you.
00:39:05Yeah, I thought it'd be great for your voice.
00:39:07My mom always said I was an idiot, you know, for, uh, for hurting you.
00:39:18My mom was a wonderful person.
00:39:25And so was your dad.
00:39:29I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:31You guys, I need your help.
00:39:38We have thank yous to write.
00:39:40I'm on it.
00:39:44Aw.
00:39:50You two playing together reminds me of our first gig freshman year.
00:39:54We were terrible.
00:39:56He's not a bad person, you know.
00:39:59He was just kind of young.
00:40:01Come on, goober.
00:40:13He's sweet, baby, girl.
00:40:20Mama, please, you said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:23It's just that I am so happy.
00:40:25My youngest is getting married.
00:40:28Mama, please, please.
00:40:31Oh, I'm going to miss you, you know.
00:40:43Oh, I'm going to miss you, you know.
00:40:45I have a friend of mine.
00:40:57I have a friend of my husband.
00:41:01You said you have a friend of mine.
00:41:04I have a friend of mine.
00:41:06I got him.
00:41:10Friend of the bride?
00:41:11Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:13Great. For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:16I know what you mean.
00:41:18First of all, do you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:21take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:24be your luckily wedding husband.
00:41:43Do you feel different?
00:41:56I don't know.
00:41:59How do you feel?
00:42:01Me? Starving.
00:42:05Let's hit the after party.
00:42:07It's our wedding reception, not an after party.
00:42:10Right. Sorry.
00:42:12You got to.
00:42:15I'm so sorry.
00:42:18I don't know.
00:42:21I'm so sorry.
00:42:24I'm so sorry.
00:42:27Yeah.
00:42:28I'm so sorry.
00:42:30I had a lot of fun in the morning.
00:42:32I'm so sorry.
00:42:33I'm so sorry.
00:42:35I'm so sorry.
00:42:38I'm so sorry.
00:42:40So many letters and so many words
00:42:44So many hearts are bruised by the words
00:42:47That we have taught our children to live by
00:42:52And we call people by the color of their skin
00:42:57Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:43:00Ben and Allie, we'd like to give you our blessings
00:43:04and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:43:09We are so happy for both of you
00:43:11And we welcome you, Ben, to our family
00:43:15Even if yours isn't here anymore
00:43:18Don't you worry, son
00:43:20We're your family now
00:43:25They would make my mom and dad really happy
00:43:36Wow, like I really has a way with women
00:43:40Oh, if you only knew
00:43:43Stand full of beauty and art.
00:43:46Stand full of it.
00:43:49Stand full of it.
00:43:51Stand full of it.
00:43:53Wow. You guys went crazy at Target.
00:43:56What is all this?
00:44:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:44:03Three blenders.
00:44:04Yeah. We couldn't decide if we wanted
00:44:07titanium heads or 10 speed.
00:44:11That's the golf club style.
00:44:12Weedwhacker?
00:44:14Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:16Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:18We'll give you some space.
00:44:23I don't quite know how to say this,
00:44:25but a couple of days ago, I got married to Ben.
00:44:28Just as friends. Totally as friends.
00:44:30What? Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:32And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:37Just last Saturday in San Diego, I was her maid of honor,
00:44:40but Ben and I just had this small intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:43It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:44What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:45Well, I mean, I can explain because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:48It's not real. It's just for the demo.
00:44:50Wait, what's going on here?
00:44:52I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:54I am. We are on the same page.
00:44:55I just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:58Okay, this is insane.
00:45:00You know how I feel.
00:45:01And you went and staged a fake marriage for money.
00:45:04And I'm supposed to be okay with that.
00:45:06Listen.
00:45:07No, you listen.
00:45:08I've had to put up with your multiple dating, your bisexuality,
00:45:11and your high sugar diet, which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:14But I'm not going to put up with a husband, or a wife for that matter,
00:45:17or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:45:19Are you polygamists?
00:45:21Is that what you are?
00:45:22Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:24I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah, but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:28No, we are not polygamists. Why does everybody think that?
00:45:31Well, maybe because there's three of you, and you're all married.
00:45:35I don't know. I'd call that crowded.
00:45:37I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:41So I'm leaving.
00:45:43Enjoy your multiple blenders and your weed whackers,
00:45:46and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:45:49Wait, wait, wait, Cassie. Wait up!
00:45:51Oh! You're not my daughter!
00:45:58And who might you be?
00:46:00I'm us.
00:46:01Oh, my! Those shorts are very short.
00:46:04Sweetheart! Sweetheart!
00:46:10Mom!
00:46:12As soon as we heard, we just had to come!
00:46:16They ambushed me.
00:46:18Hi!
00:46:19I made a brisket.
00:46:22Wouldn't let me bring it on the plane.
00:46:25Oh, my God!
00:46:28I'm so happy for you.
00:46:31I gotta get a drink.
00:46:33Yeah.
00:46:34Yeah.
00:46:36Go get the wedding ring.
00:46:37Mine's still on.
00:46:39Stuck.
00:46:40Go get the pictures.
00:46:41The wedding pictures.
00:46:43So how do you know my daughter?
00:46:45Oh, she's my personal trainer.
00:46:47I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:48Wait, it doesn't fit me.
00:46:49It fits size for you.
00:46:50I'm sorry.
00:46:51Oh.
00:46:52Hey, Cassie, how could you go buy the present?
00:46:54What was that, dear?
00:46:55What was that, dear?
00:46:56Oh, what a day for Mel and Ben.
00:46:58Oh.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:02Bring it in, buddy.
00:47:03We got some drinking to do.
00:47:05Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:08Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:47:10Julie, the baby's leaking.
00:47:12Honey.
00:47:13Oh.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:16Mm.
00:47:17Oh!
00:47:18Mm!
00:47:19Ben!
00:47:20So you lovebirds decided to alope, huh?
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:24Happened kind of fast.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:26Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:28They passed away.
00:47:29Oh, I am so sorry, but...
00:47:32Well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:35T-thanks.
00:47:36That feels good.
00:47:38Oh, so where are those wedding videos?
00:47:40Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:44All right, now I'm confused.
00:47:46Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:48Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:52Wait, wait, wait, wait a sec.
00:47:53Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there
00:47:55and hide all the pictures of me and Cassie?
00:47:57Got it.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:00You wanna help?
00:48:02Here, here.
00:48:03Okay.
00:48:04Just take, take that.
00:48:05I don't know.
00:48:06Ben!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:10Hey!
00:48:15Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram.
00:48:18I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:20Well, they weren't tripped out of a wedding.
00:48:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:26Try all weekend.
00:48:28This was not in my prenup.
00:48:31Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:33Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:38Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:40Okay, buddy?
00:48:41Come on!
00:48:44So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:49Hm?
00:48:50Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:52No, sir.
00:48:53No.
00:48:54We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:55I mean, uh, not.
00:48:58So pretty.
00:49:00Tiny.
00:49:01Ben seems to be getting along with daddy.
00:49:04And he would like, it was like, kind of like a bottle, and he would like put the condom over the...
00:49:09Coffee, anyone?
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:11Hmm.
00:49:12Thank God.
00:49:14So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:16Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:18Mel didn't bring the words.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21That's what you need is a safe condom.
00:49:28I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:30I'm so sorry.
00:49:31I should have told you before.
00:49:33You're in pretty deep.
00:49:42Sandy Rothman, mother of broad.
00:49:48And, uh, you are, uh, Allie's boyfriend?
00:49:53Uh, hi, Oscar.
00:49:56Oh, my gosh.
00:49:57Hi.
00:49:58Uh, what are you doing here?
00:49:59I was in the city on business and thought I'd drop in.
00:50:01Ah, you're coming to meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie, and her husband...
00:50:04Been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:50:06Like, how long?
00:50:07Like, forever, right?
00:50:08Just a couple days?
00:50:09Um, you know, right now is really not a good time, so you should just...
00:50:11Looks like a party to me.
00:50:14Hey, hey, hey, Oscar.
00:50:15Buddy, uh, it's great to see you.
00:50:17Uh, hey, uh, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:21Uh, hey, Mom!
00:50:22The, uh, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:24Oh, how sweet.
00:50:26Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:27I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:28Oh, hi.
00:50:30Sheila Rothman.
00:50:32Oh, hi.
00:50:33Uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:35Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:36Uh-oh.
00:50:37Oh, of course not.
00:50:38Sweetheart.
00:50:39I'm Jewish.
00:50:40Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:41Oh, yeah.
00:50:42You know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:44Now, Giulio, you like to salsa.
00:50:46I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:48Come on.
00:50:49Let's show him how it's done.
00:50:50Excellent.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:52Come on.
00:50:53Come on.
00:50:54Come on.
00:50:55Come on.
00:50:56Come on.
00:50:57Come on.
00:50:58Come on.
00:50:59And of course the Mortons came over, uninvited as usual, carrying our mail.
00:51:03Dan Rothman, father of the bride.
00:51:05Bride?
00:51:06Hey, in this place, you got to be kidding.
00:51:09Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:13Always gets a party going.
00:51:16Oh.
00:51:17Max!
00:51:18No, no, no!
00:51:19Stop!
00:51:20Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family, and keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:51:32There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:57Ben, wait!
00:51:59Hmm.
00:52:00Check's right here.
00:52:02Morton's had it.
00:52:03Just stop eating that.
00:52:04Just stop.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:06Well, should we open it?
00:52:07No, no, no.
00:52:08Let's wait for Ally.
00:52:17I love that Cassie.
00:52:19You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:22Not that I know of.
00:52:24So, I'm a little confused.
00:52:26Who'd you say got married?
00:52:27Julie.
00:52:28Julie.
00:52:29And her husband, uh, Pablo.
00:52:31Uh, the whole family came in for a little, uh, reunion?
00:52:34Celebration?
00:52:35Baby shower?
00:52:36How nice.
00:52:37Oh, my goodness!
00:52:38Oh, my goodness!
00:52:39Get up there!
00:52:40Oh!
00:52:41No, no, no.
00:52:42Oh, sweet.
00:52:43Max!
00:52:44Stop!
00:52:45Oh!
00:52:46Oh, my goodness!
00:52:47What an affectionate dog you have here!
00:52:51No!
00:52:52No!
00:52:53Oh!
00:52:54Oh, dear.
00:52:55Oh, my goodness.
00:52:56I'm so sorry.
00:52:57Let me help you out.
00:52:58Oh, that's okay, dear.
00:52:59Are you mad?
00:53:01I don't like wine.
00:53:03I just wanna make it right with you.
00:53:05Okay.
00:53:06I gotta go.
00:53:07Okay.
00:53:08You know, I am having a pretty good time.
00:53:26And much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:29Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:32How are you holding up?
00:53:33Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:36Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you.
00:53:39We couldn't get a reservation till tomorrow.
00:53:42So we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:44And it just got worse.
00:53:46You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:48No, no, no.
00:53:49Of course not.
00:53:50The more family, the better.
00:53:51We won't be any bother.
00:53:54And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:56Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:54:00Oh.
00:54:01Very recently.
00:54:02In fact, uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:54:04Of course.
00:54:05Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:54:07So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:11I'm sorry.
00:54:12They never stayed.
00:54:13Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:15I'll try to catch her.
00:54:18Cassie?
00:54:19Night, Ben, dear.
00:54:21Oh.
00:54:30I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:32Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:39Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:41You know, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:43I'm so jumpy.
00:54:44Open it, open it.
00:54:45Allie, I'll be fine.
00:54:46Hmm?
00:54:47Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:51You mean Mel's and Ben's room.
00:54:54Right.
00:54:55Am I giving you a minute?
00:54:56Sure.
00:55:01Oh, yeah.
00:55:03Oh, yeah, baby!
00:55:05Woo!
00:55:08Yes!
00:55:12Oh, this money is gonna change our lives.
00:55:14Mel, I would marry you again.
00:55:17Any day.
00:55:29How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Never mind.
00:55:37Woo!
00:55:38Ow!
00:55:48What was that?
00:55:51You pit!
00:55:52As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:55Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it.
00:55:59Valleca guacamole or not, they were both just jerks.
00:56:02Ten years of friendship.
00:56:05I wanted an allment.
00:56:08Hey.
00:56:11Is everything okay?
00:56:13Oh, honey.
00:56:14When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:56:17I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:21Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:25She never wants to see me again.
00:56:26I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:29I have.
00:56:30Much worse, in fact.
00:56:31Damn Viagra guacamole.
00:56:33After what happened in college, Allie's never gonna forgive me.
00:56:36And as for my best friend Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:41Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages.
00:56:46So.
00:56:47Allie, we need to talk.
00:56:49We were ex-drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:52Of course you were excited.
00:56:54Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:57While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:57:01How could you?
00:57:02Allie, please.
00:57:03I'm sorry.
00:57:04No, you know what?
00:57:05You are so full of shit.
00:57:06Both of you.
00:57:08Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing.
00:57:11All right?
00:57:12She figured things out on her own.
00:57:13And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:16I'm staying at Stevens until I can find a place on my own.
00:57:19You who?
00:57:20Sweetheart, we have bacon, box, and coffee.
00:57:23All we need is you.
00:57:25Bon appetit.
00:57:31You know, you were roommates first.
00:57:33I'll move out.
00:57:34Maybe then Allie will come back.
00:57:38We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:40That was it.
00:57:41We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:43And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:51They say I got my father's laughter
00:57:55But my mama's attitude
00:57:58As soon as I know what I'm after
00:58:02I can feel them working too
00:58:05Photographs and books and leather
00:58:08In her chest beneath my bed
00:58:10Memories keep me together
00:58:14I remember when they said
00:58:16Look at the planets, how they revolve
00:58:20Look at the shooting star horizon
00:58:23Look at your life, you can do it all
00:58:26If you put your heart and mind in
00:58:30I hope you remember when I'm gone
00:58:33That I loved you, help and nothing
00:58:36No matter what, you can rise above
00:58:39You are slither, slither
00:58:43You are slither, slither
00:58:52Slither
00:58:57Slither
00:58:58I was staying with Steven, starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music.
00:59:17You can stay with me as long as you want to, but maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease.
00:59:23Okay, give me a second.
00:59:25So I finally called Mel back.
00:59:26She said she had something to tell me, in person.
00:59:31Hey, Mel, I got your message.
00:59:35I'm so, so sorry.
00:59:36No, no, no, I overreacted.
00:59:39No, you had absolutely every right.
00:59:42And then I got an even bigger surprise.
00:59:44There he was.
00:59:45Guess Mel surprises both.
00:59:47Mr. Wonderful.
00:59:48So I asked you guys to come here because I really wanted to tell you something in person.
00:59:58With the trust money, I finished the demo.
01:00:03And the label loved it.
01:00:05They wanted to do a full album with us and they offered us a huge advance.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:11That's amazing.
01:00:12So with the trust money, I wanted to give it back since we don't need it anymore.
01:00:16Are you guys okay with that?
01:00:17Yeah, of course.
01:00:18Totally.
01:00:18Ali, they loved your voice and Ben, your songs.
01:00:23The songs are from all of us.
01:00:25The other thing I wanted to tell you was since we're going to have all of this money left over from the advance, I put in a really lowball offer to my uncle to buy this house.
01:00:35And with the economy the way it is, he accepted.
01:00:41When I lost you guys, I actually realized how much you mean to me.
01:00:45And then Mel asked us to finish the record.
01:00:47You can't do it alone, you know?
01:00:48For real this time.
01:00:52Is that a yes?
01:00:54Yes, yes.
01:00:57Come here.
01:00:58Are you guys going to move back in because that would make me really, really happy?
01:01:01Of course.
01:01:02I mean, I can only speak for myself, so.
01:01:04Yeah, yeah, no, we'll make it work this time.
01:01:06So that was it.
01:01:07I forgave them.
01:01:08There was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup.
01:01:11It was time to get serious, put this behind us, and make a hit record.
01:01:15The label was bringing in a big-time producer from London.
01:01:18Everyone was nervous.
01:01:20Especially me.
01:01:21Hey, Bob.
01:01:22It's Ben.
01:01:23Sorry, Ben.
01:01:25The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear.
01:01:27You won't mind giving a man, would you?
01:01:30No problem, though.
01:01:31You're the producer.
01:01:32Yes, I am.
01:01:36Listen up, everybody.
01:01:37We have got lots of work to do, so let's get cracking.
01:01:42Hello, treacle.
01:01:43Hi.
01:01:43How are you doing?
01:01:44He's such a prick.
01:01:46Well, the label thinks he's a god.
01:01:48He produced seven multi-platin records.
01:01:50Is that me?
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:51We all got down to making some serious music.
01:02:07Ben got a promotion and more deadlines than ever, so he was kind of missing out on being
01:02:19in the studio with us and hearing the songs that he wrote come to life.
01:02:22That was beautiful.
01:02:39So, may I?
01:02:42Please.
01:02:44Cassie and I were in the same boat.
01:02:46We were both betrayed.
01:02:48She took off on a yoga retreat, and I was writing music nonstop.
01:02:52Mostly about love and broken hearts.
01:02:55No one knew they were really all about Ben.
01:02:56Blessing kisses burning like December Freezing in our minds that we remember
01:03:11Tide blows on my heartstrings, take meander, meander
01:03:20What do you guys think?
01:03:31It was awesome.
01:03:33Shit, it's Cassie in Costa Rica.
01:03:35Hey.
01:03:46Hi.
01:03:47How's Costa Rica?
01:03:49It's good.
01:03:50It's good.
01:03:51Um, yeah.
01:03:52Having a great time out here.
01:03:54I just wanted to call and say hi.
01:03:56And, uh, tell you that I've been thinking about you.
01:04:02And really thinking about us.
01:04:04I'm so, so sorry.
01:04:06I know that after everything that happened, I was, I was really disappointed.
01:04:14And extremely hurt.
01:04:16I haven't felt the way I feel about you in a really long time.
01:04:21And it's a beautiful thing.
01:04:27And I really don't want to give up on us.
01:04:31I, uh, I really want to make this work.
01:04:35I miss you.
01:04:39I miss you.
01:04:39I miss you, too.
01:04:41I'll talk soon.
01:04:43All right.
01:04:44Bye.
01:04:45So, Cassie and I are talking again.
01:04:53Good.
01:04:54I'm so scared of messing this up.
01:04:56I'll just be honest.
01:04:58And try to get her back.
01:04:59That's the plan.
01:05:00You guys are so cute.
01:05:05Sorry.
01:05:07Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:12Well, whoever it was, thank you.
01:05:13That evening, it was our last day of recording.
01:05:31Things in the studio weren't going very well.
01:05:36You okay?
01:05:38Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:41All right.
01:05:42Here we go, everyone.
01:05:42Last track.
01:05:46You ready, Ali?
01:05:48Yeah.
01:05:49This is it.
01:05:50This is a big one.
01:05:51I can feel it.
01:05:52I can feel the magic.
01:05:53Hit me with it.
01:06:00Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:06:06It's all right.
01:06:07No worries.
01:06:08Let's, uh, one more time, yeah?
01:06:10You got it.
01:06:10Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:06:21Believe me, gentlemen, she's not normally like this.
01:06:27Ali, come on, get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:29These people want to pay for your next record.
01:06:32Yeah, yeah, okay.
01:06:33Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:35I'm going in.
01:06:36Hey, just lay on his vocals and count, just in case.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:55Mm-hmm.
01:06:56Mm-hmm.
01:06:57Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:07:04Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:07:09Well, they don't have a lot better.
01:07:13collaborate excreted Or, no.
01:07:16Theyping questions and questions.
01:07:17Oh, in the middle of his hospital.
01:07:19Everybody sees that he has my best in the family.
01:07:20Hey, we wouldn't lie.
01:07:21It's all right.
01:07:22That's what I remember easy to campus forćÆćŖ MĆ¼ller.
01:07:23Meander, meander
01:07:27Wash away regrets of tragic lovers
01:07:34You take me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:38Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down
01:07:42Lift me higher and higher and bring me down
01:07:46Higher and higher and bring me down, down
01:07:49Be my, my, my daydream
01:07:53Touch every piece of me
01:07:56Give me my, my daydreams
01:08:01Hit my lock and key
01:08:04Be my, my, my daydream
01:08:08Touch every piece of me
01:08:11Give me my, my daydreams
01:08:16Hit my lock and key
01:08:19Drink my
01:08:21Woo!
01:08:24Take me back!
01:08:29Well done!
01:08:30Congratulations, everybody! That is what I call a hit record!
01:08:34Time for some champagne!
01:08:36You were awesome!
01:08:45I was dying in there, thank you
01:08:47No, no, no, you did all the hard work
01:08:49She is brilliant, brilliant, I tell you
01:08:53I cannot wait to record a solo album with her
01:08:56You'll be involved in some way, of course
01:08:58Hey, Bob, you know when you lay down the track
01:09:03Can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:09:05Because the highs are starting to feel a little high
01:09:08Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech
01:09:12Ah, yeah, sorry, roger that
01:09:15Ben
01:09:16Um, I got one of my guys on it, Kenny?
01:09:19Ben!
01:09:20What?
01:09:21Gentlemen, look!
01:09:25You were magnificent!
01:09:28Thank you, it was nerve wracking
01:09:30Well, get used to it
01:09:32Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu
01:09:35And, uh, one of my A&R guys is in from London
01:09:38So I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos
01:09:41Hmm
01:09:42Well, I'm, uh
01:09:44I'm sorry, I, uh
01:09:46I don't think I can go
01:09:48Girl
01:09:52Uh
01:09:53Well, yeah, listen, babe
01:09:55It's, uh
01:09:56It's business
01:09:57The head of the label's gonna be there
01:09:59Okay
01:10:00Business
01:10:02I'll pick you up at eight
01:10:05All right, guys
01:10:07Let's get down to some serious drinking
01:10:10Gentlemen
01:10:11Let's get some shampas down our necks
01:10:18Just admit it, you're still mad about what happened in college
01:10:24As if I care, that was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago
01:10:29Tuesday
01:10:31Yeah, see, I'll never live that down
01:10:33Why should you?
01:10:35You were a jerk
01:10:36Yeah, boy, here we go
01:10:38With you and Mal there were circumstances, but in college you were just a jerk
01:10:42Come on, Allie
01:10:44What, so what's going on with Nigel then?
01:10:48What are you talking about?
01:10:50Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:52It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with
01:10:55Uh, yes it is
01:10:56We're married
01:10:58Only when it suits you
01:11:02We need to put the past behind us, be reasonable
01:11:05I am a woman
01:11:07I don't have to be reasonable
01:11:09And that's why you love us
01:11:12Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:17She's such a prick
01:11:22Nigel actually cares about me
01:11:24Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks
01:11:26And he cares about one thing
01:11:28And you know exactly what that is
01:11:30I have cared about you for years
01:11:33And you're the one who fell in love with that frat guy like two seconds after we broke up
01:11:38That was to make you jealous
01:11:40Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:41Quiet
01:11:42Quiet, everybody
01:11:43It's gonna happen
01:11:44It's gonna happen now
01:11:45He is not good enough for you
01:11:47No one is
01:11:49According to you
01:11:51Things are finally starting to look up for me
01:11:55And I thought you'd be happy for me
01:11:57I am happy for you
01:12:00You deserve all of it
01:12:05Come on, Ben
01:12:07We both know
01:12:10You'll never know how to be serious
01:12:13I think I'm losing you
01:12:16I've never been more serious in my life
01:12:19We may be a little different
01:12:21We may be a little different
01:12:22But
01:12:24We're a family
01:12:25Nobody can deny that
01:12:29And we love each other
01:12:31You hurt me
01:12:33I know, I know
01:12:35And I wanna make it up to you for the rest of my life
01:12:49Marry me
01:13:03No, I mean it
01:13:07No, marry me for real this time
01:13:09I can't
01:13:10I can't imagine one day in my life without you
01:13:13In the same room
01:13:15In the same bed
01:13:16You
01:13:17Me
01:13:18Mel
01:13:19Cassie
01:13:20All of us
01:13:26Marry me
01:13:30Is that a yes?
01:13:32Yes!
01:13:33Yes!
01:13:34Say yes!
01:13:35You're crazy
01:13:36Come here
01:13:37I love you
01:13:38Yes
01:13:39Yes?
01:13:40Yes
01:13:41Yes
01:13:42Yes
01:13:43Yes
01:13:44Yes
01:13:45Yes
01:13:46Yes
01:13:47Yes
01:13:48Yes
01:13:49Okay, awesome
01:13:51Ben
01:13:52I think this calls for a celebration
01:14:00So just like that
01:14:01We all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted
01:14:05Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket
01:14:18They were really back together
01:14:24Maybe our dreams will come true
01:14:26At least we're having a great life
01:14:28While trying
01:14:30So, Ben and I reconfirmed our vows
01:14:32With our family and neighbors
01:14:36We all got down to making some serious music
01:14:40Cassie moved in
01:14:43Max finally has a playmate
01:14:55I know we're a little different
01:14:56But no matter what anyone else says
01:14:59I wouldn't trade these guys for anything
01:15:02This is family
01:15:04This is my tribe
01:15:06My tribe
01:15:24Girl I love the way you smile, yeah
01:15:27You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:15:29And I love the way you smile, yeah
01:15:30And I love the way you smile, yeah
01:15:31And I love the way you smile, yeah
01:15:32Shout out, wait up, that's like DJ Khaled
01:15:35You don't make your cake
01:15:36No one else but we
01:15:37Special thing of love
01:15:38Always trying to flirt, yeah
01:15:39See you girl
01:15:40Move it, move it
01:15:41Girl how you do it, do it, yeah
01:15:43Girl I know, I know
01:15:44I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:15:46On and on and on the DJ keep playing
01:15:48A song it makes me think of you and I
01:15:51On and on and on the DJ keep playing
01:15:53A song why do I have to say goodbyes
01:15:55Guess there's always in my realm
01:16:01Guess there's always in my realm
01:16:07Guess there's always in my realm
01:16:12Guess there's always in my realm
01:16:18Guess there's always in my realm
01:16:23Guess there's always in my realm
01:16:24There's always a morrow
01:16:29There's always a morrow
01:16:35There's always a morrow
01:16:39There's always a morrow
01:16:43Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:16:46You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:16:49And I love the way you are, yeah
01:16:51Shout out way too fast like DJ Khaled
01:16:54You the major cake, no one else but we
01:16:56Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:16:58See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:00Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:02Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:05There's always a morrow
01:17:10Yes, there's always a morrow
01:17:16Yes, there's always a morrow
01:17:18You the major cake, no one else but we
01:17:20Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:17:22Just tryna flirt, yeah
01:17:23See you girl, move it, move it
01:17:24Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:26Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:28On and on and on the DJ keep playing
01:17:30A song that makes me think of you and I
01:17:32On and on and on the DJ keep playing
01:17:34That's why why do I have to say goodbye
01:17:36Cause there's always some more hell
01:17:38Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:40Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:42Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:44Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:46Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:48Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:50Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:52Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:54Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:56Guess there's always some more hell
01:17:58Guess there's always some more hell
01:18:00Guess there's always some more hell
01:18:02Guess there's always some more hell
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