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00:00:06get me another drink nerd I'm the gardener not your servant
00:00:14hey chat I am here with my favorite boo and Forbes most eligible heir
00:00:19Shane DeVere Shane is set to inherit seven billion dollars how does that make you feel Shane
00:00:30Shane DeVere hold my beer you knucklehead this textbook cost me a hundred fifty dollars
00:00:44don't call me that I'm your boss okay well maybe don't act like one
00:01:03this is a hundred fifty dollar book I hate him and Rachel and all his other entitled books
00:01:17Shane you and master Shane used to be so close
00:01:27but I didn't get you anything
00:01:36for you for being my friend
00:01:41always
00:01:45yeah that was before when he had a heart
00:01:49you know I'd quit if I didn't need the money for call
00:01:53what have I told you I know of a way to have your tuition paid in full
00:02:03so what did Graham Graham leave me
00:02:06to Conrad my oldest and worst son the yacht is yours go take it somewhere that tolerates you
00:02:16that's it a boat
00:02:20and to Shane my only grandchild you get everything else
00:02:26if you can pass this simple test test
00:02:31from the day your parents died in that accident you squandered your potential on parties hearts
00:02:39you need humbling if you can survive one week handcuffed to someone with more responsibility I'll leave you everything if
00:02:49not your uncle Conrad gets it all
00:02:53handcuffed is that even legal if you don't like it I'll happily take the inheritance off your hand who am
00:02:59I handcuffed to for a week do I get to choose I mean is she at least hot
00:03:02Miss Devere chose the candidate she agreed to participate on the condition that some of the money goes toward her
00:03:08biology degree
00:03:10you don't mean
00:03:22oh shit
00:03:25ow
00:03:26don't be such a baby
00:03:28why are you always the worst
00:03:35from this point on you'll have one hour of alone time per day
00:03:38that's one hour
00:03:40total
00:03:40so time your bathroom breaks
00:03:43accordingly
00:03:44and if the timer runs out
00:03:46you lose and I get everything
00:03:51don't mess this up for me
00:03:53yeah I wouldn't hold my breath there garden girl
00:03:56the challenge begins
00:03:58now
00:04:02hey no
00:04:03no
00:04:04you would seriously throw your inheritance away just to spite me
00:04:08do you want to watch me change
00:04:10look
00:04:11unlike you
00:04:12I have a life
00:04:13and I planned on partying tonight
00:04:15five minutes to change
00:04:17six tops
00:04:18don't follow me
00:04:19bye bye
00:04:34whoa
00:04:34privacy
00:04:38you're still not dressed
00:04:39we're only down to 15 minutes of free time
00:04:43a good fit takes some time
00:04:45look this challenge is bullshit anyway okay
00:04:48I'm gonna hire my own lawyer and fight this
00:04:50lawyer
00:04:51with what inheritance
00:04:53listen you privileged troglodyte
00:04:55I can't think of anything worse than being chained to you
00:04:58but my tuition
00:04:59my dreams
00:05:00are on the line
00:05:02no
00:05:02you listen
00:05:04dirt
00:05:04girl
00:05:06I'm going out
00:05:07so either you can come with me or
00:05:13seems you don't have a choice
00:05:18come on Tessie
00:05:20deep down in that cold
00:05:21cage of the heart
00:05:22is a fun-loving girl
00:05:24just yearning to be free
00:05:25hmm
00:05:27fine
00:05:27but don't call me Tessie
00:05:29yes
00:05:30oh my god I could kiss you right now
00:05:32unless you want me going
00:05:33tits out
00:05:34oh my god
00:05:35we're gonna have to uncut for a second okay
00:05:37bye bye
00:05:39fine
00:05:39but I'm giving you
00:05:41one minute
00:05:42one
00:05:44and your fly is down
00:05:54shiny baby
00:05:55you made it
00:05:57here we're taking shots
00:06:00mmm
00:06:01amen
00:06:02thanks
00:06:04ew
00:06:05what's your gardener doing here
00:06:07she smells like manure
00:06:09believe me
00:06:10it wasn't my choice
00:06:13oh my god
00:06:15you kinky boy
00:06:17is that a present for later
00:06:19or
00:06:23what the shit shame
00:06:25that's not what this is
00:06:27okay
00:06:27gram gram's will
00:06:28had this dumb stipulation
00:06:32what
00:06:32you got tired of dry humping trees
00:06:34you had to go and steal my boyfriend
00:06:36Rachel
00:06:37I'm not interested in him
00:06:38oh really
00:06:39you used to be
00:06:40what changed
00:06:45I have no idea what you're talking about
00:06:48don't play dumb
00:06:49I've seen you get jealous
00:06:51when I kiss him
00:06:52no I
00:06:54boyfriend
00:06:55you know since when
00:06:57I said I wanted to keep things flexible
00:06:59remember
00:07:00oh
00:07:02guess being chained to his gardener
00:07:04is better than being
00:07:04Rachel Wexler's
00:07:06Netflix and chill
00:07:10Rachel
00:07:10stop
00:07:13oh
00:07:14oh
00:07:15shit
00:07:18did you just
00:07:19break up with her for me
00:07:21you didn't have to do that
00:07:22now Rachel had her chance
00:07:23to make it official with me
00:07:24but
00:07:24she didn't
00:07:26don't worry
00:07:26she'll get bored
00:07:27hit me up for a quickie
00:07:29she always does
00:07:29you wanna talk about that
00:07:31I wanna dance
00:07:32let's dance
00:07:35with me
00:07:36am I chained to anyone else
00:07:38here
00:07:41drink this
00:07:42it'll help
00:07:43bottoms up
00:07:44come on
00:07:45go
00:07:47go
00:07:47go
00:07:47go
00:07:48go
00:07:48go
00:07:48go
00:07:49go
00:07:49go
00:07:49go
00:07:49oh my god
00:07:51oh my god
00:07:53what is that
00:07:53motor oil
00:07:54fine
00:07:54more for me
00:07:57god
00:08:00now let's dance
00:08:05oh you're not having fun
00:08:06come on
00:08:07come on
00:08:07wait you gotta move in there
00:08:11can you move walk
00:08:12no
00:08:13oh
00:08:13oh
00:08:14get some every time
00:08:15what am I giving you the ick
00:08:19ah
00:08:21ah
00:08:22ah
00:08:22ah
00:08:22there it is
00:08:23you know what
00:08:24I miss that smile
00:08:24it seems your caged heart
00:08:26opens to the power of dance
00:08:27the dance
00:08:28well I'm laughing
00:08:30because you're actually
00:08:30being redance
00:08:31yes
00:08:33get it
00:08:33like we're big
00:08:34you are embarrassing yourself
00:08:39take my hands
00:08:40cuffs and all
00:08:41come on
00:08:42now you gotta do
00:08:44just move your feet
00:08:46left to right
00:08:47there you go
00:08:47uh huh
00:08:48feel the music
00:08:49is it just me
00:08:50or did they look like
00:08:51they're a couple
00:09:04you're in the mud
00:09:04for it
00:09:05watch out
00:09:13whoa
00:09:24was too necessary
00:09:26you want to slum it
00:09:27with the help
00:09:28that's fine by me
00:09:30but let me know
00:09:31when you want someone
00:09:32in your own tax bracket
00:09:37let's go
00:09:41let's freaking party
00:09:42woo
00:09:48did you see that
00:09:49shane
00:09:49she was pissed
00:09:50shane i think we should go
00:09:52all my friends are here
00:09:53i want you to take me home
00:09:54come on
00:09:55let's stay
00:09:56shane let's go
00:09:57i want to go
00:09:58come on
00:09:58you're having so much fun
00:10:03okay come on
00:10:06tessie
00:10:06you're so messy
00:10:09but not as much as me
00:10:10because i saved you
00:10:12yeah so funny
00:10:13okay uh stop
00:10:15you need to take a shower
00:10:16or you're all sticky
00:10:16i would but um
00:10:20shit
00:10:21okay come on
00:10:23bathroom
00:10:24i'm hungry
00:10:24oh bathroom
00:10:29i'm hungry
00:10:30keep your eyes
00:10:32on the wall
00:10:33yeah
00:10:34i'm going
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45yeah
00:10:47get off
00:10:48come
00:10:49yeah
00:10:49yeah
00:10:53turn around
00:10:54okay
00:11:01i need to grab this
00:11:03take the soap
00:11:03i need to grab the soap
00:11:04jeez
00:11:05i need to grab it too
00:11:07get it
00:11:08can you get it
00:11:09yeah
00:11:17are you looking
00:11:19nope
00:11:19no
00:11:20no no
00:11:21i mean
00:11:21yeah
00:11:22i would never do that
00:11:23i would never do that
00:11:24um
00:11:24hey uh
00:11:26tessa
00:11:26do you mind getting my back
00:11:28i mean i would do it myself
00:11:29but uh
00:11:30the thing is like
00:11:31way on your side
00:11:32so
00:11:35yeah
00:11:35yeah for sure
00:11:36i can
00:11:37it's fucked
00:11:38i have uh
00:11:39sensitive skin
00:11:41okay princess
00:11:42thank you
00:11:43nice nice
00:11:44can you go uh
00:11:46just a little lower
00:11:47for me
00:11:49lower
00:11:51uh-huh
00:11:52a little bit lower
00:11:56uh don't be shy
00:11:57a little lower
00:11:59you know
00:12:00you're enjoying
00:12:01you're enjoying this
00:12:02a bit too
00:12:05lunch
00:12:12uh
00:12:16seems like the timer reset
00:12:17midnight
00:12:17these things are really
00:12:18starting to get on my nerves
00:12:19i'm gonna go
00:12:20here you go
00:12:21for you
00:12:21yeah
00:12:22okay
00:12:22see you out there
00:12:24oh no
00:12:25oh
00:12:26now i'm here
00:12:27y'all
00:12:28helps in the shower
00:12:29you have to
00:12:31you have to
00:12:32you have to
00:12:32you have to
00:12:32you have to
00:12:33you have to
00:12:33come on
00:12:33come on
00:12:46what?
00:12:49um
00:12:49i was thinking
00:12:50we should probably
00:12:51sleep in separate beds
00:12:52so
00:12:52you should probably
00:12:53ask edmund
00:12:54for a spare cot
00:12:55it's midnight
00:12:56he's definitely sleeping
00:13:00uh
00:13:01what are you doing?
00:13:02making sure nothing
00:13:03untoward happens
00:13:04untoward
00:13:05yeah
00:13:05your virginity's safe
00:13:10don't you have pajamas?
00:13:13you're lucky
00:13:14i'm even covering up
00:13:15here
00:13:16oh
00:13:17okay
00:13:23annoying
00:13:31here you go
00:13:33ow
00:13:36shane
00:13:37you only tried to kiss me
00:13:38because you're drunk
00:13:39right?
00:13:47yeah
00:13:48i thought so
00:13:49what kind of
00:14:01they say
00:14:02ahh
00:14:24I'm hung over, okay?
00:14:26Just let me sleep.
00:14:27Jesus.
00:14:28Some of us work for a living.
00:14:34Great.
00:14:34Now it's lopsided.
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Did you know there's a beehive over there?
00:14:47Oh, okay.
00:14:48Don't go near that tree.
00:14:49I don't have my EpiPen if you piss off the bees.
00:14:52You're allergic?
00:14:53Just tell Edmund he'll call an exterminator.
00:14:56No, it's okay.
00:14:57They only attack if you get too close.
00:14:58I mean, how would you feel if someone invaded your personal space, hmm?
00:15:09Oh, am I dreaming?
00:15:11Who is that smoke shell?
00:15:17I'm going to knock you out if you don't quit tugging.
00:15:31Finally being helpful for once?
00:15:36Shane?
00:15:38Shane!
00:15:44Hi.
00:15:45Hi.
00:15:46What's your name, Dream Babe?
00:15:51Oh, it's you.
00:15:53Meet Melody.
00:15:55Consider her your prize for failing the handcuff challenge.
00:15:59I'm sorry?
00:16:00I mean, wouldn't you rather be chained to her than our gardener?
00:16:03It's honestly beneath you.
00:16:05Don't talk about Tessa like that.
00:16:06I can manage the accounts for you, okay?
00:16:09And in return, I'll see to it that you're very well taken care of.
00:16:14Okay.
00:16:15Are you seriously trying to bribe him?
00:16:18Jesus, we're going to ace this challenge.
00:16:26Come on, let's go.
00:16:32Thanks, Edmund.
00:16:34Okay.
00:16:35We need to set some ground rules.
00:16:40First things first, separate beds.
00:16:43You move in your sleep and you snore.
00:16:45I do?
00:16:46And second of all, I need you to stop drinking and no going to parties.
00:16:51What?
00:16:51Your grandmother wanted to teach you responsibility.
00:16:54What good does it do if you can't even stop drinking for a week?
00:16:57At least moderate?
00:16:58My tuition is on the line.
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:03I won't drink and I won't go to parties.
00:17:07Good.
00:17:08Here.
00:17:09Sign.
00:17:28Huh?
00:17:29Look at this.
00:17:30The hell is wrong with you?
00:17:32I said no parties.
00:17:34No, no, no.
00:17:34You said I couldn't go to parties and technically, I mean...
00:17:40Okay, you seriously have to be the most egotistical, self-centered asshole in the entire world.
00:17:47I mean...
00:17:51Look at the mess your friends are making.
00:17:53Please, it's not like it's your job to clean it up.
00:17:56Yes, sir.
00:17:58That's only a job for the maids and I.
00:18:00See?
00:18:01Edmund gets it.
00:18:04Oh!
00:18:08Where are you going?
00:18:09To do my job, gardening.
00:18:13And please, for me, no more drinks.
00:18:26What are you still doing here?
00:18:28Just enjoying your demise.
00:18:31And this smooth, 40-year-old Macallan scotch.
00:18:37You're a scotch man, right?
00:18:38Just like your dad.
00:18:41You know, my offer still stands.
00:18:44Want to care for a sip?
00:18:45You can try.
00:18:46It's delicious.
00:18:49Piss off.
00:18:55Get lost!
00:18:56Get out of here!
00:18:57Stop!
00:18:57I'm sorry, move!
00:18:58Hey!
00:18:59Pop!
00:18:59Get out of here!
00:19:04Yeah!
00:19:05Yeah!
00:19:09Yeah, that's right!
00:19:10Uh-huh!
00:19:11Leave, assholes!
00:19:13Oh, shit!
00:19:24Tessa, you still out here?
00:19:26Tessa!
00:19:27Tessa!
00:19:34I've been on to me bathroom!
00:19:38Bathroom?
00:19:39I got you.
00:19:48Hey!
00:19:49What the shit, man?
00:19:51Out now!
00:19:52Shane?
00:19:55It's okay.
00:19:57It's okay.
00:19:58It's okay.
00:19:59Get out!
00:20:00It's okay.
00:20:05Oh, no.
00:20:07Did Poison Ivy drink too much?
00:20:09Get out!
00:20:09Wait!
00:20:10Wait!
00:20:10Wait!
00:20:11Shane, open the door!
00:20:14Stay with me, okay?
00:20:17Shane!
00:20:18Shane!
00:20:39Why are you?
00:20:42Shane?
00:21:08Did you just kiss me?
00:21:09No.
00:21:12Yes, I mean, it was an accident.
00:21:2110-7.
00:21:25Get off of me!
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:37You okay?
00:21:38Awesome.
00:21:40I need to go back to my house to get some clothes.
00:21:43I mean, if you need a shirt, you can borrow one of mine?
00:21:47No.
00:21:48I prefer my own.
00:21:55How could I forget?
00:21:57Oh, thank God.
00:21:57I think I'm being a little girl.
00:21:58I think I'm being a little girl.
00:22:02I'm being a little girl.
00:22:02No.
00:22:19So you watch Verticals?
00:22:22Here.
00:22:24Look, I don't want to hear it.
00:22:26I didn't say anything.
00:22:27Okay.
00:22:33Cover your eyeballs.
00:22:55Did you write this?
00:22:57Write what?
00:23:00Her fingers grazed the shaft of his mighty sword.
00:23:04It's so big, Lady Tassandra exclaimed.
00:23:07I can see why you need such big muscles to wield it.
00:23:10That's Shakespeare.
00:23:12Don't read that.
00:23:16Keep your eyes to yourself.
00:23:18Mm-hmm.
00:23:19I got it.
00:23:22Jeez.
00:23:33So why can't you swim?
00:23:35I just never learned.
00:23:36I'm busy studying the mating habits of marine animals.
00:23:39You know, they say experience is the best teacher.
00:23:42Just jump right on in.
00:23:43So.
00:23:44Is everything a joke to you?
00:23:46You know my friends?
00:23:47All of them?
00:23:47You have those, right?
00:23:49They think I'm really funny.
00:23:50Yeah, the ones you pity.
00:23:55There's so many bugs out here.
00:24:08You know, this is actually kind of hot.
00:24:12Oh, shit.
00:24:13You drew in here, too?
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17It's really good.
00:24:18Stop.
00:24:18Why are you embarrassed?
00:24:19I think it's really good.
00:24:20Give it back.
00:24:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:24:22You gotta tell me more.
00:24:23Shana!
00:24:24Shana!
00:24:25No!
00:24:28Easy, easy, easy.
00:24:30Just stand up.
00:24:30Just stand up.
00:24:31Just stand up.
00:24:32Just stand up.
00:24:33Yeah.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Something like that, right?
00:24:42What the hell?
00:24:46Rachel, what are you doing here?
00:24:48Shana, baby.
00:24:49Same reason as usual.
00:24:50Come out of the pool and greet Mama properly.
00:24:59Hmm.
00:25:03Still attached at the hip, I see.
00:25:05Garden girl, give us some space.
00:25:09Whatever you have to say in front of Tessa, you can say in front of me.
00:25:13Since when do you even know her name?
00:25:15Come on, Shane.
00:25:16Forget her.
00:25:18If you don't leave now, I'm gonna call the butler.
00:25:21Edmund!
00:25:22Not so fast.
00:25:24What's this?
00:25:27Sir Shanice the brawny.
00:25:30I'm going to love this.
00:25:32Stop!
00:25:33That's mine!
00:25:34Rachel, give it back.
00:25:35Hey, chat.
00:25:36Look at what I just found.
00:25:39Turns out Shane's gardener keeps a diary.
00:25:42Oh, my God.
00:25:45Is it just me?
00:25:46Or does Sir Shanice look a bit familiar?
00:25:53Is that...
00:25:54...me?
00:25:58It's nobody!
00:26:02Are you okay?
00:26:06Give you five minutes.
00:26:10Tessa, what are you t...
00:26:11Tessa...
00:26:12Wait.
00:26:14I just want to talk.
00:26:22Why'd you do that?
00:26:23She's clearly hurt.
00:26:25I'm hurt.
00:26:26I miss you.
00:26:28You know, that's rich.
00:26:29You were just hooking up with a guy in my bed.
00:26:32I was just trying to make you jealous.
00:26:35I mean, come on.
00:26:37Isn't that why you've been hanging out with the Lorax?
00:26:40I've been thinking.
00:26:41I want to be something more serious with you.
00:26:45I know that's something you've always wanted.
00:26:59Shane.
00:27:01Shane.
00:27:11It's too late, Rachel.
00:27:26Of course he still likes her.
00:27:28He'd never like me.
00:27:29I'm just his gardener.
00:27:30I'm just a stupid boy.
00:27:41What am I doing?
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Hello?
00:28:00Is anyone there?
00:28:04Hello?
00:28:04Please.
00:28:07Please, someone let me out.
00:28:08I'm going to lose my tuition.
00:28:11Why would you suddenly want a relationship?
00:28:14And don't tell me it's despite Tessa.
00:28:16Of course not, Shane.
00:28:18I've always loved you, but you've always been so caught up on your ex.
00:28:21Hey, do not bring Natalie into this.
00:28:28Have you been distracting me?
00:28:30No.
00:28:36Oh, shit.
00:28:38Oh, that looks like it hurt.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:41Bye.
00:28:53Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
00:28:56Oh, shit.
00:28:56That was close.
00:29:02Can I ask you something?
00:29:05How long ago did you write that story?
00:29:10Oh, God.
00:29:12You must think I'm such a freak.
00:29:15I started writing that back when we were kids and back when you were nicer, but can we just, like,
00:29:23forget it?
00:29:29Okay, I'm going to show you something, but you have to promise not to laugh.
00:29:45Okay, I cannot believe I'm doing this.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:54One time when we were kids, you, uh, gave me a flower.
00:29:59Okay, I wanted to hold on to it.
00:30:00I don't know why, so I smashed it in these pages and it left this, like, really cool impression.
00:30:05Then, anytime I saw a cool plant, I would just...
00:30:11Anyway, I don't know if you're going to rewrite the adventures of Sir Shanius and Princess DeSondra,
00:30:15but I don't know, maybe we could do it in here.
00:30:29I love you.
00:30:33I'm sorry, I...
00:30:34No, stop.
00:30:36I used to, but not anymore.
00:30:38It was just back when we were kids.
00:30:40It's just, you showed me that really cute book and we almost lost the challenge and then I kind of
00:30:43just got lost in the moment.
00:30:44You know what?
00:30:45I should go.
00:30:46Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, Tessa, it's...
00:30:47No, really.
00:30:48Uh, just please, shut it.
00:30:51Yep, look at the time.
00:30:52Gotta go.
00:30:53I gotta get ready.
00:30:54For what?
00:30:55You're not even wearing a watch.
00:30:56Yep, let's go.
00:31:01Ooh.
00:31:05So, you take classes at night?
00:31:09Yeah, I work during the day.
00:31:11Every day?
00:31:13Why are you so shocked?
00:31:14I literally work in your family's garden.
00:31:16As you can see here, the male anglerfish attaches itself to the backside of the females, merging its bodies with
00:31:25her until they become one.
00:31:28See?
00:31:32Is that heading a little too close to home?
00:31:35No.
00:31:37I have to go to the bathroom.
00:31:39Now?
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:41Yeah.
00:31:54Are you done?
00:31:55This is so gross.
00:31:56Yeah, well, it's not my fault that all the bathrooms were closed.
00:32:00Just keep an eye out while I zip up.
00:32:03Oh, trust, my eyes are anywhere else.
00:32:07Hey.
00:32:08No.
00:32:10Look, I don't care what kind of kinks you're into, but this campus is a place of learning.
00:32:14I'm calling this in.
00:32:16Tessa, tell me your pants are almost up.
00:32:18They're up.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Hey, look, homeless.
00:32:21Oh, no.
00:32:29Stop.
00:32:30Stop.
00:32:31I don't run this much.
00:32:33Oh, yeah.
00:32:34I guess I don't either.
00:32:39Hey, um, I'm sorry about how I reacted earlier when you said that you...
00:32:44Please, please don't.
00:32:46No, I'm sorry.
00:32:46I was just being dumb.
00:32:48You're not dumb.
00:32:49Stop saying that.
00:32:49It's obvious to anyone who's met you that you're really smart.
00:32:52Why should no one ever told me that?
00:32:54Because you surround yourself with idiots and insecure assholes.
00:33:00True.
00:33:02Look, I'm really sorry I said I loved you.
00:33:05Tessa.
00:33:06I used to.
00:33:08Back when we were kids.
00:33:10I miss that.
00:33:12I miss us.
00:33:19Just be honest and tell me.
00:33:21Do you, um, think there's a chance we could ever have that again?
00:33:29Do we really have to hate each other, Shane?
00:33:32For you.
00:33:33For being my friend.
00:33:37Always.
00:33:39Shane Arthur DeVere.
00:33:41Inside.
00:33:42Now.
00:33:47What did I tell you about fraternizing with that girl?
00:33:50That's the gardener's daughter, for Christ's sakes.
00:33:52She's my friend, Dad.
00:33:54I like her.
00:33:55Your mother and I have arranged for you to marry someone more becoming of your station.
00:34:00Who?
00:34:02Natalie Prescott.
00:34:24So do I, do I drink too much?
00:34:26Is that it?
00:34:28My parents just died, Natalie.
00:34:31Between all the parties.
00:34:33And drugs.
00:34:34Are you even ready for a real relationship?
00:34:37Shane, please say something.
00:34:41Look, I...
00:34:44I think we're friends.
00:34:46And we're always gonna be friends.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:53Yeah.
00:34:55Right.
00:34:57There they are.
00:34:58Stop.
00:34:59Police.
00:35:00We need to run.
00:35:01I can't.
00:35:02I'm so tired.
00:35:03On my back, Lady Tassandra.
00:35:05Let's ride.
00:35:05Go, go, go, go.
00:35:07Run, sir.
00:35:07It is.
00:35:08Run.
00:35:18Hey, it is not done, silly.
00:35:20Tastes it fine to me.
00:35:21Uh-huh.
00:35:24Open up.
00:35:27You're warming up to me.
00:35:28I can tell.
00:35:29Uh-huh.
00:35:30Well, well, aren't you just two peas in a port-a-potty.
00:35:35Literally, how do you keep getting in here?
00:35:37You can forget about trying to sabotage us again.
00:35:40We're not uncuffing, okay?
00:35:41Tessa's tuition is on the line.
00:35:43And Shane's inheritance.
00:35:44Okay, relax.
00:35:46I'm here to apologize.
00:35:48Wait.
00:35:49Apologize to me?
00:35:51I am so sorry, Tessa.
00:35:54Again, you're apologizing to me.
00:35:57It's true.
00:35:58I've always seen you as a low-class nerd who was way too stuck up for her small bank account.
00:36:04Okay, if your plan is just to insult me into uncuffing...
00:36:07Let me finish.
00:36:11But now, I see you as a hard worker with an infectious spirit.
00:36:17I mean, look at how you've domesticated Shane.
00:36:22Let me uncuff.
00:36:23I want to talk to her alone.
00:36:25Just trust me.
00:36:31What are you doing?
00:36:32The cuffs are set to my biometrics.
00:36:34The clock is still ticking.
00:36:35That just means I have a whole hour to get her hair wet.
00:36:37Oh, very funny.
00:36:39I came here prepared this time.
00:36:41My hairspray is waterproof.
00:36:43Oh, yeah?
00:36:43Well, is it flowerproof?
00:36:46Don't you dare.
00:36:47Who told you to sabotage us?
00:36:49No, no, no, I'll tell you.
00:36:51Please, don't.
00:36:51Get her, babe.
00:36:52Ah!
00:36:56Conrad offered Rachel half my inheritance to mess with us.
00:37:00I heard it straight from her mouth.
00:37:03Is that true?
00:37:06No!
00:37:08Give her half my fucking money?
00:37:11No way!
00:37:19Conrad!
00:37:22You may have fooled the lawyer, but you and I both know you're out to steal my inheritance.
00:37:26Rachel told me you'd give her half the money if she got us to fail.
00:37:30You know what I think?
00:37:32I think you don't deserve mother's fortune.
00:37:36You're impulsive, self-destructive.
00:37:40You'd barely be trusted to wipe your own ass.
00:37:43Screw you!
00:37:45You're a disappointment, Shane.
00:37:48You're a disappointment to your grandmother, your parents, even your fiancé.
00:37:54Everyone knows that's why Natalie left you.
00:37:59By the looks of it, it seems you've gone and disappointed her, too.
00:38:18Shane, who is Natalie?
00:38:23Who is Natalie, Shane?
00:38:25Conrad said something about a fiancé?
00:38:27Shane!
00:38:29Just leave me alone.
00:38:33Okay.
00:38:35You want space?
00:38:37Give you space.
00:38:41Shit.
00:39:01We have to recuff.
00:39:03What's the point?
00:39:05Conrad's right.
00:39:06Okay, I'm a fuck-up.
00:39:08That's not true.
00:39:19Was that Natalie's?
00:39:21Who is she to you, Shane?
00:39:23She's proof.
00:39:25That I can't love you how you want me to.
00:39:28You know, I loved Natalie.
00:39:31I didn't at first, but then we got engaged and she got pregnant.
00:39:37And then my parents died.
00:39:39And I started drinking too much.
00:39:42She aborted the baby.
00:39:44Told me I wasn't ready for a kid.
00:39:47A real relationship.
00:39:49And she left.
00:39:52And she left.
00:40:00No, she was right.
00:40:02I'm so sorry.
00:40:05Just leave.
00:40:06Okay?
00:40:07Everyone does anyway.
00:40:08I'm not going anywhere.
00:40:11Can I show you something?
00:40:15Fine.
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:28Mom.
00:40:30Mom.
00:40:30That's not a real plant.
00:40:33You're getting the floor wet.
00:40:35It's dying.
00:40:36They want to throw it away.
00:40:40All it needs is some love and care.
00:40:43Last time I saw your mom, she seemed fine.
00:40:46What happened?
00:40:48Early onset Alzheimer's.
00:40:50She doesn't remember who I am most of the time, but half my paycheck goes towards her care.
00:40:58Responsibility isn't a skill you have to learn, Shane.
00:41:00It's a choice you have to make to persevere when life piles on.
00:41:04You're the DeVere's boy.
00:41:07Right?
00:41:10My Tessa has such a crush on you.
00:41:15Mom?
00:41:20Mom, you remember me?
00:41:24Of course I remember my own daughter.
00:41:28Come here.
00:41:31Oh.
00:41:33You in trouble?
00:41:35No, no, Mom.
00:41:36These, they're a prop for our engagement photos today.
00:41:40You know, Tessa just sold.
00:41:42Ball and shame.
00:41:44Tessa.
00:41:45Are you engaged?
00:41:47Oh, that's wonderful.
00:41:50I always believed in you, too.
00:41:54Let's see a kiss.
00:41:58Yeah.
00:41:59Yeah.
00:42:15That fake kiss earlier was really nice of you.
00:42:21I promise I won't be weird again.
00:42:28You said I was faking it.
00:42:38What are you doing?
00:42:41Well, we have about 32 minutes left of free time, so I wonder how many rounds you could get in.
00:42:53I don't know.
00:42:56I don't know.
00:43:05I don't think that was a good idea.
00:43:17Oh, when we were kids, you had a crush on me, huh?
00:43:24But you always wanted the bad boy.
00:43:32I can be bad.
00:43:36Oh, yeah.
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:44:08Oh, wait, wait.
00:44:10What?
00:44:13Are you going to tell me you're a virgin?
00:44:15Because I know all about that, and I don't care.
00:44:20No, yeah.
00:44:23I just...
00:44:25I wanted my first time to be special.
00:44:27No, it's not that I want to know the person that I crossed that line with is committed to me.
00:44:37Baby, um...
00:44:38I'm sorry, are you...
00:44:40Are you asking if I'm ready for a real relationship?
00:44:44Well, are you?
00:44:47Shane, before I give you my virginity, I need to know that you're serious about me.
00:44:51About us.
00:44:55I don't know if I can give you that.
00:45:14Tessa!
00:45:16I'm fine.
00:45:17I just, uh...
00:45:18I need to step out.
00:45:19What about the challenge?
00:45:22Five minutes, please.
00:45:26Tessa!
00:45:28Tessa!
00:45:29Leave me alone!
00:45:36Tessa, you have to come out.
00:45:40If the timer on this cuff runs out, if we fail, you'll lose your tuition.
00:45:46And if that happens, I will never be able to forgive myself.
00:46:12When this is over, we can go our separate ways.
00:46:14And we never have to see each other ever again.
00:46:19Is that what you really want?
00:46:23So that's it?
00:46:26After this challenge, we just...
00:46:29Go our separate ways?
00:46:31No!
00:46:33What the fuck was that?
00:46:35Did you just hurt?
00:46:37No.
00:46:41Edmund!
00:46:41Edmund, we heard you scream?
00:46:43Your parents' gala?
00:46:44We cancelled it!
00:46:46After your grandmother passed, but somehow the invitations went out anyway.
00:46:50What are you guys talking about?
00:46:52Every year since my parents' accident,
00:46:54Graham Graham held this big charity gala in their honor.
00:46:58Guess Conrad must have sent out the invitations to mess with us?
00:47:01Conrad is getting more and more desperate the closer we are to winning.
00:47:05That's not all.
00:47:06He names the two of you as the guests of honor.
00:47:09And the invitation frames the event as if it's your unveiling.
00:47:17As a couple?
00:47:19No, no.
00:47:20Shane, you have to cancel this right now.
00:47:22Impossible.
00:47:23People are flying in from all over the world to be here tomorrow.
00:47:26We have contracts with designers, caterers.
00:47:28We can't...
00:47:29No, no.
00:47:30You know what?
00:47:30I am not going.
00:47:31It is black tie.
00:47:32I don't even own a pair of heels.
00:47:34Tessa, you...
00:47:35No, you know what?
00:47:36You're the one who decided we're done after this, okay?
00:47:38So, what?
00:47:39The whole world is supposed to think we're a couple?
00:47:41I'm not doing this.
00:47:50Shane, I think it's time I showed you something.
00:47:53For Shane's challenge, I want the gardener, Tessa.
00:47:57I always liked her.
00:47:59She's got grit.
00:48:00And she brings out the best in him.
00:48:02It needs to be her.
00:48:05I trust you'll make it happen.
00:48:07It was never about the money, Shane.
00:48:10All your gram gram ever wanted was to see you happy.
00:48:27Tessa, I've got something very important to ask you.
00:48:31Shane, what are you doing?
00:48:33Tessa Birch.
00:48:35I don't know what we are, but I do know that I care about you.
00:48:39And right now, your future is on the line.
00:48:41And we can figure the rest out later.
00:48:45So will you be my date to my dead parents, Gala?
00:48:49Till deathly allergies do us part.
00:48:54I do.
00:48:59Always.
00:48:59Always.
00:49:08Edmund gave us some money for some outfits, so get anything you want.
00:49:23I seriously have to wear these?
00:49:25Not these specifically, but have you never worn heels?
00:49:30Eh.
00:49:32One time, when I was 12, but I immediately broke my ankle.
00:49:35Now I have arthritis.
00:49:36So, why can't I just wear these?
00:49:38Those are hiking boots.
00:49:40That's why.
00:49:40Okay, why can't I just wear a dress that covers my feet?
00:49:45Can you go look for her?
00:49:47She's being difficult.
00:49:50What are you planning?
00:49:53Do not embarrass me.
00:49:55Okay.
00:49:56Jeez, touchy.
00:49:58All right.
00:50:00You know, that's 20 minutes.
00:50:02How's it going in there?
00:50:04Don't turn around yet.
00:50:21First time for everything.
00:50:24How did I do?
00:50:27Is that bad?
00:50:29No, it's almost perfect.
00:50:37And...
00:50:39There.
00:50:42Lady Tassandra.
00:50:44Ready?
00:50:46Ready, Sir Shanius.
00:50:59Announcing Shane DeVere and Tessa Birch.
00:51:13Hmm.
00:51:14Gardner cleans up surprisingly well.
00:51:17Doesn't mean she belongs.
00:51:18Clock the shoes.
00:51:29Let's do this.
00:51:30Let's do this.
00:51:36May I have this dance?
00:51:39Certainly.
00:51:41Put your hands on my shoulders.
00:51:44My hands on your waist.
00:51:46We're going to do a spin.
00:51:47Are you ready?
00:51:47Yep.
00:51:48Okay.
00:51:49Two.
00:51:49One, two, three.
00:51:51Super cool.
00:51:55Have you thought about what happens when this is over?
00:51:58You mean after we win this thing?
00:52:00Oh, God.
00:52:01I don't know.
00:52:01I guess I go back to being obscenely rich.
00:52:07About that, I was thinking...
00:52:12What if you came with me to college?
00:52:16I think you'd really like it.
00:52:19Oh, I don't know about that.
00:52:21I don't really think I'm the type for school.
00:52:24Why not?
00:52:25There's, like, rats there.
00:52:27There's rats?
00:52:27Do I drink beer?
00:52:29Want me to drink?
00:52:30Mind if I cut in.
00:52:31Natalie!
00:52:35Oh, my God.
00:52:38So, um...
00:52:39Wait, so, what are you doing here?
00:52:42You're Gram-Gram.
00:52:44I heard she died.
00:52:46I thought she never liked me, but then I got this invitation.
00:52:51I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:52:53No, it's okay.
00:52:54She...
00:52:54She went peacefully.
00:52:58Oh, uh...
00:52:59Natalie, this is Tessa.
00:53:00She's, uh, my...
00:53:02My, uh...
00:53:03We're cuffed.
00:53:04That's what we are.
00:53:04We're just cuffed.
00:53:05That's what we are.
00:53:06I can see that.
00:53:07Yeah, my grandmother's will had a weird stipulation.
00:53:10You know, it's a funny story.
00:53:12Not really.
00:53:13It's really good to meet you, though.
00:53:15I've heard such great things.
00:53:16Well, hopefully the stories aren't too bad.
00:53:19You look familiar.
00:53:20Tessa's mom was our gardener when you were around.
00:53:23Now Tessa is the gardener.
00:53:26Oh, family profession.
00:53:28That's cute.
00:53:29It's been a fun week.
00:53:30She's been teaching me how to garden.
00:53:32She's taken me to some night classes.
00:53:34Oh, night classes?
00:53:35Shane, that's...
00:53:37Daddy, Daddy, you're here.
00:53:44You know what?
00:53:47I'll give you ten minutes to talk.
00:53:55Looks like your bait worked.
00:53:59It's time to do shine, babe.
00:54:01I'll do what I do best.
00:54:14You're not meant for him, Tessa.
00:54:18Go away, Rachel.
00:54:21I can't stand you.
00:54:23Look at them.
00:54:26Shane's an heir.
00:54:28You're a gardener.
00:54:29He was never going to choose you, Tessa.
00:54:32Wake up.
00:54:33No, you're lying.
00:54:36Shane loves me.
00:54:38Tessie said that.
00:54:39Face it, honey.
00:54:41You were just his passing interest.
00:54:44You don't need him, Tessa.
00:54:46You're tough.
00:54:47You would have worked hard for that degree either way eventually.
00:54:51He's the one who needs you.
00:54:55It's him.
00:54:59He was playing you, girl.
00:55:02But you're in control.
00:55:04You can still make him hurt.
00:55:06All you have to do is leave.
00:55:11Gavin, you shouldn't run up on people like that, okay?
00:55:17Natalie, is this...
00:55:19He isn't mine, is he?
00:55:21Wait, you're not daddy.
00:55:23Where's daddy?
00:55:25Daddy's at home, remember?
00:55:26Now, go get something to eat.
00:55:28Mommy's talking to an old friend.
00:55:34So he's not mine.
00:55:36He's my husband.
00:55:38Matthew's, we met after we broke up.
00:55:41If he was, would it change things?
00:55:44I wanted to be there for you.
00:55:46You and the baby.
00:55:48I mean, we almost...
00:55:49Oh, Shane.
00:55:53You'll find your person.
00:55:55I know I did.
00:55:57I think I already have.
00:56:01I should probably go find her so I can tell her.
00:56:08Hey, Shane.
00:56:11Um, I came back because I was worried for you.
00:56:13But it seems you're gonna be just fine.
00:56:16And for what it's worth, I think you'd make a great dad.
00:56:28Rachel, where's Tessa?
00:56:32Settle down, nephew.
00:56:34We're celebrating.
00:56:36You are about to lose everything.
00:56:41What did you do with Tessa?
00:56:45You can still make him hurt.
00:56:47All you have to do is leave.
00:56:52I know what you're doing, Rachel.
00:56:55And I'm not falling for it.
00:57:04I was trying to be helpful.
00:57:08Since when?
00:57:09You know, Rachel, you're a snake.
00:57:12And you know what gardeners do to snakes?
00:57:15Listen, you insolent bitch.
00:57:17That fortune was supposed to be mine.
00:57:19I had Shane wrapped around my finger long before you wriggled it.
00:57:25Okay, newsflash, Rachel.
00:57:28You know, you're knockoff Barbie doll self.
00:57:31I'm afraid to break a nail.
00:57:32So, you want to fight?
00:57:35Let's fight.
00:57:36Uh-huh.
00:57:36Let's go.
00:57:37You want to fight?
00:57:38Yeah, let's go.
00:57:47The only person going anywhere is you.
00:57:51What?
00:57:51Take her away.
00:57:56Bye-bye.
00:57:57She left you, Shane.
00:57:59And you're a liar.
00:58:01She wouldn't.
00:58:05The only truth that matters right now is in about seven minutes, I'm going to win everything.
00:58:16The family fortune is mine.
00:58:21Ours.
00:58:22Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:24Yeah, hours.
00:58:27You bastard, where is she?
00:58:29Now!
00:58:37Get off me!
00:58:39Fuck.
00:58:41You were supposed to give him the whole dump.
00:58:42I did!
00:58:44He's a fucking junkie!
00:58:46God damn it!
00:58:51Edmund, have you seen Tessa?
00:58:53Are you alright, sir?
00:58:55I haven't seen her.
00:58:57Have you checked out front?
00:58:59Tessa!
00:58:59Sir?
00:59:00Tessa!
00:59:01Sir!
00:59:04Tessa!
00:59:06Tessa!
00:59:10Hands off my girlfriend!
00:59:12Girlfriend?
00:59:13Don't you dare!
00:59:25Don't touch my man!
00:59:29I want to make babies with you.
00:59:31Same.
00:59:35Oh, shit.
00:59:36We have to stop eating like this.
00:59:38Call the cops.
00:59:39I got it.
00:59:40Oh, yeah.
00:59:41Oh, shit.
00:59:41Oh, I can't.
00:59:42Oh, there he is.
00:59:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:45Time.
00:59:46Oh, shit!
00:59:48Oh, so fast.
00:59:50It was so sick.
00:59:51Mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:59:53Not so fast.
00:59:57You're not calling anyone.
01:00:05Easy there.
01:00:07Conrad?
01:00:08Easy is what this was supposed to be.
01:00:14You got enough tranquilizers, baby?
01:00:17Uh-huh.
01:00:18See, this was supposed to be painless.
01:00:22But now it's gonna hurt.
01:00:24You'll never get away with this.
01:00:27I think I will.
01:00:28So this is your plan.
01:00:29To force us to separate at gunpoint?
01:00:32There are cameras, Conrad.
01:00:33You'll get caught.
01:00:34Oh.
01:00:36No, we won't.
01:00:38Conrad is a genius.
01:00:40I hacked your cameras and wiped all record of my meddling,
01:00:43and then I just turned them off.
01:00:45No way you're gonna separate us.
01:00:46You'll have to kill us.
01:00:48I'm not gonna kill you.
01:01:05I'm gonna make you kill each other.
01:01:16Shane?
01:01:19Shane?
01:01:23Shane?
01:01:25Shane?
01:01:26Ow.
01:01:27Oh, my God.
01:01:28God.
01:01:30What's going on?
01:01:35What?
01:01:37Separate or die?
01:01:39Oh, shit.
01:01:40Oh, Conrad is crazier than I thought.
01:01:42Okay, we need to get out of here.
01:01:44Hey.
01:01:47What happened to your chest?
01:01:48What?
01:01:51I don't know.
01:01:52Maybe the hay scratched it or something.
01:01:55No, no, I need to go.
01:01:57Quick.
01:01:58Quick.
01:02:00Come on.
01:02:04Oh.
01:02:05Oh.
01:02:11Glad you're finally awake.
01:02:13Just in time, too.
01:02:16We have much to discuss.
01:02:20So what?
01:02:21You guys are like an evil power couple now, or...
01:02:24Well, you could say I surrendered to my ex's uncle.
01:02:33We really bonded over hating you.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Kidnapping?
01:02:39Unc?
01:02:40What makes you think you can get away with this?
01:02:42About to be a billionaire.
01:02:45That's plenty of money to bury any truth.
01:02:48Or bury you if he refuses.
01:02:52Never.
01:02:53We'll just wait this out.
01:02:56Too long.
01:02:57Too long.
01:02:57That rash is moving fast.
01:03:01Tessa, you're the biologist.
01:03:03How long does it take for a deadly allergy to kill someone?
01:03:08What did you do?
01:03:09Well, it turns out, a lot of injectable cosmetic products contain beef venom.
01:03:15Isn't that neat?
01:03:18What?
01:03:21You freaking psychopaths!
01:03:24You'd really stoop to murder?
01:03:26Eh, wouldn't be the first time.
01:03:28Rachel, you do not have to do this.
01:03:30Mm-hmm.
01:03:31Oh.
01:03:32Shamey.
01:03:33I only wanted you for your money.
01:03:36This way, I get half.
01:03:38Here's the deal.
01:03:39By my estimate, and to be fair, I'm no doctor, but I'd say she's got about 15 minutes before
01:03:46her throat closes up and she goes into full-blown anaphylactic shock.
01:03:53So, if you separate her right now, there might be time to save her.
01:03:59So it's the money or the girl?
01:04:05Your choice.
01:04:08Uncle, why are you doing this?
01:04:11You really don't know?
01:04:13Because I'm the rightful heir.
01:04:16I'm the eldest son.
01:04:19Martha was always Mother's favorite.
01:04:22It was all supposed to be mine.
01:04:24But then for some unknown reason, she decides to give you this chance.
01:04:32My mother decides to give you a chance to steal what's rightfully mine!
01:04:38I'm starting to think she had a damn good reason!
01:04:40Mark my words, you will pay for this.
01:04:46It looks like time's running out.
01:04:48You'd better hurry.
01:04:50Hey, you know what?
01:04:53After she's dead, let's bury her in the West Garden.
01:04:59I think she'd like that.
01:05:03Would you like that?
01:05:18Are you crazy?
01:05:21You could die!
01:05:22Those assholes made my life a living hell.
01:05:27I'm not going to let them get away with this.
01:05:31We are going to make it out of here.
01:05:33Together.
01:05:35Help me!
01:05:42It won't budge!
01:05:49I need you to break my glasses.
01:05:52What?
01:05:53What?
01:05:54But I love your glasses.
01:05:55You can't see without them.
01:05:57Breathing kind of takes precedent.
01:05:59You could use the wire to pick the lock.
01:06:01Okay, go.
01:06:12We're almost there.
01:06:18We have to uncuff now, Tessa.
01:06:20No.
01:06:21We can't make it.
01:06:24It'll be alright.
01:06:25We have about three minutes left.
01:06:27Okay, if I run, I can grab the EpiPen and get back here, okay?
01:06:30Oh, Shane.
01:06:31Don't, please.
01:06:32We deserve a happy ending.
01:06:38That's why I have to do this.
01:06:40No.
01:06:41Don't.
01:06:42Shane.
01:06:43Shane.
01:06:44Shane!
01:06:47Edmund!
01:06:48Edmund!
01:06:49What is it?
01:06:50Call the family doctor.
01:07:24Tessa!
01:07:25Tessa, stay with me!
01:07:27I'm coming!
01:07:38Shane!
01:07:39What happened with the challenge?
01:07:41Did we win?
01:07:45This isn't okay.
01:07:47Rachel and Conrad can't just get away with this.
01:07:49They tried to kill me.
01:07:50Listen to me, Tessa.
01:07:52You're gonna be fine.
01:07:53Okay, I'm gonna get a job.
01:07:55I'm gonna make sure your tuition is paid for.
01:07:57I'm gonna work.
01:07:59You hate work.
01:08:01I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands for the rest of my life,
01:08:05okay?
01:08:10I just want you to be a part of it.
01:08:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:08:20I thought you wanted to wait.
01:08:21I'm tired of waiting.
01:08:23I don't give a shit if I have to work with my two hands for me.
01:08:25Come on.
01:08:33What?
01:08:34What?
01:08:35It's not like you haven't seen all this before.
01:08:36Yeah, well, that was before this was mine.
01:08:39Oh!
01:08:48Whoa.
01:08:51Well, it's not as big as a centaur's.
01:08:53I mean, kind of.
01:08:58Get on your back, Sir Shanius.
01:09:01I'm gonna ride you.
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:09So, how did I compare to the book?
01:09:13I'd say it was a faithful adaptation.
01:09:18There must be a way we could beat Conrad.
01:09:21We deserve a happy ending.
01:09:23The police searched the barn.
01:09:24Conrad wiped it clean.
01:09:26The cameras, too.
01:09:28It's his word against ours.
01:09:32That's the shade.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:35We're covered.
01:09:36We're covered.
01:09:37What is it?
01:09:38Ah.
01:09:40I noticed something odd while poking around our security database.
01:09:44Conrad not only wiped the last six days, he wiped the last six years.
01:09:50Dating back to the day your parents died.
01:09:53However, he was sloppy.
01:09:55And I managed to recover this.
01:10:02Is that my parents' car?
01:10:04It is.
01:10:06Oh, my God.
01:10:09Conrad killed your parents.
01:10:18He killed my parents, Tessa.
01:10:21Get away with it!
01:10:24We can figure it out, Shane.
01:10:26Conrad and Rachel think you're too dumb or too lazy to figure it out, but you're neither.
01:10:30That's our advantage.
01:10:33You know, you're right.
01:10:34Yeah, we're gonna beat him.
01:10:36We just gotta put our heads together.
01:10:38Yeah, that's good.
01:10:42Hey, chat.
01:10:43We are celebrating.
01:10:45Guess who just won three billion dollars?
01:10:49Aw.
01:10:50Is Tessa sad she lost?
01:10:52How does it feel knowing you're going to die poor?
01:10:55Feels like...
01:10:57What the...
01:10:58Revenge!
01:10:59What the...
01:10:59Hey!
01:11:05Hey, chat.
01:11:07Check this out.
01:11:08Say cheese.
01:11:10Ah!
01:11:23Taking my inheritance out already?
01:11:26You mean my birthright?
01:11:29Speaking of, you really should start packing your things.
01:11:32I won't abide trespassers in my home.
01:11:36I'm not going anywhere.
01:11:38You see this SD card?
01:11:40I have proof you killed my parents.
01:11:49Goof.
01:11:50I've...
01:11:51I've murdered no one.
01:11:54That's not what you said at the barn.
01:11:56I had Edmund look through some old security footage, and he found a weird video of you
01:12:01cutting the brakes on my parents' car.
01:12:03Now I wonder what the lawyers will think about that.
01:12:15It doesn't matter what the fucking lawyer thinks.
01:12:27You bitch!
01:12:29You stole my gun?
01:12:31Yep.
01:12:32And I got my marksmanship badge in the Girl Scouts, so...
01:12:36You'll stay quiet until I say so.
01:12:46Hey, Lawman.
01:12:47I got something for you.
01:12:50Looks like he went home for the night.
01:12:53It's just me and you.
01:13:02You're just his passing interests.
01:13:09He's just using you, but you can make him hurt.
01:13:18Give me the card.
01:13:23He wouldn't.
01:13:26Shit.
01:13:28Don't fucking move.
01:13:38Why are you so...
01:13:43Don't tell me this is the only copy.
01:13:48You really are dumb as disco, aren't you?
01:13:56I can't believe you didn't make another copy.
01:13:59I was so right about you.
01:14:01You are a complete and total imbecile, just like your father.
01:14:09You know that's why I had to cut his brakes, right?
01:14:11And steal your inheritance.
01:14:13It's not personal, buddy.
01:14:17It's nature.
01:14:18The survival of the fittest.
01:14:20And you two idiots who are standing in the way of my evolution.
01:14:25So you betray anyone, huh?
01:14:27Even your own family?
01:14:30What happens when Rachel gets in the way?
01:14:33Who?
01:14:37She already has.
01:14:38You think I'm going to give that bimbo half my money, dummy?
01:14:44She's next.
01:14:49You're plotting to kill me?
01:14:52No.
01:14:53Baby, I would never.
01:14:55You idiot.
01:14:57Didn't you notice I took all of those selfies?
01:15:00If I go down, you go down.
01:15:11Okay, this is how this is all going to go down.
01:15:14I'm going to walk out of here with my inheritance.
01:15:18You hear me?
01:15:19My inheritance.
01:15:21And none of you are going to get shot.
01:15:24You understand?
01:15:26Hmm.
01:15:28The fuck are you laughing at?
01:15:31Oh, you've already lost, Conrad.
01:15:34That phone right there?
01:15:35Yeah, it was streaming in the background.
01:15:37Rachel's 10 million followers just heard you confess to a shit ton of crimes.
01:15:42And just in case one recording wasn't enough,
01:15:46I made a copy, dumbass.
01:15:52Guess you two better get used to wearing these.
01:15:59Fucking influencer.
01:16:14Well, that's a conundrum.
01:16:17You two failed the challenge.
01:16:19But clearly, Conrad played a part.
01:16:22Shelly's will did not account for this.
01:16:24Surely it's worth a second attempt.
01:16:28That might work.
01:16:30You want us to run the challenge back?
01:16:33Tessa!
01:16:34Tessa say something.
01:16:36Sure.
01:16:37Why not?
01:16:39It doesn't scare me half as much this time around.
01:16:41What, are you scared?
01:16:43Mm-mm.
01:16:44Okay.
01:16:46That said,
01:16:48Mr. Shane Arthur
01:16:51Devere,
01:16:53what do you say?
01:16:55Will you be cuffed to me one more time till death do us part?
01:16:58I do.
01:17:05Huzzah!
01:17:08Here we go again.
01:17:13Just got all my books for this semester.
01:17:16I'm so excited for this course on migration patterns of butterflies.
01:17:20What about you?
01:17:21Did you get your classes figured out?
01:17:23Early childhood education,
01:17:25bio 101,
01:17:26and art class.
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:28I'm still figuring out my extracurriculars.
01:17:31Well, speaking of extracurriculars,
01:17:36look what else I picked up.
01:17:46I love you.
01:17:48I love you too.
01:17:55Can you see these?
01:17:56Mm.
01:18:01Oh.
01:18:08I have an idea.
01:18:14Feels familiar.
01:18:20Hi.
01:18:21Hi.
01:18:26I met a boy.
01:18:33You
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