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Sidemen.Inside.S03E08
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00:35A million on the line light. I got some dough I'm trying to spin. Side men and side light. We're
00:43about to go in on God.
00:45Hello and welcome to Inside the Reunion.
00:55After enjoying all of the chaos, I've brought everyone back for one last time.
01:00I am your host, GK Barry. So please welcome AB, Marlon, Alhan, Eddie, Ben, Lydia, Anna, Chloe, India, Cheyenne, Saffron
01:15and Impressions.
01:16Sorry, expressive. I'm only joking. It's expressions.
01:21Yay!
01:23Can't catch a break, but...
01:25I want to start with the winner.
01:27Eddie, congratulations.
01:31Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!
01:35Now, he's way too nonchalant. Look at him.
01:36How do you feel?
01:37Honestly, just flabbergasted, like...
01:40Yeah.
01:41No expectations to do anywhere past, like, the first day.
01:45The competitor inside me always wants to win things.
01:48Yeah.
01:48Well, yeah, you know, I was quite happy to go home on day one of it.
01:50But be honest, did you have any tactics towards the end?
01:54Did you pick any up?
01:55Honestly, tactics were lone wolf.
01:57Nice.
01:57Um, play the game as secretly as I could.
02:01And I felt like that just keeps you out of trouble.
02:04But also, you're a very strong man, so I feel like no one's fucking with you.
02:08Yes.
02:08No one's going to get on your bad side.
02:09No one said shit!
02:10No one said anything.
02:11Yeah, I mean, I've done some bad things, and yeah, it's quite funny how the reactions have been different to
02:15different people.
02:16It's meant to everyone else.
02:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:17So, that final was incredible.
02:21Marlon, should we bring it over to you?
02:23Sure, sure, sure.
02:24Do you feel a little bit mugged off, or are you all right?
02:27Yeah, nah, I'm totally fine, man.
02:28You're totally fine.
02:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:30Felt good.
02:31Because you were one button away, just to reiterate.
02:34I feel it.
02:35Yeah, I was, I was.
02:36But you feel okay about that?
02:37Nah, I feel okay.
02:38You know, if it wasn't Eddie on the other side winning, I would not feel okay.
02:40But, you know, I'm a competitor, just as him.
02:42Wish I won.
02:43Bright man won, and that's it, man.
02:45That was very manly.
02:46Nice.
02:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:47Um, what was the hardest thing about living in the house?
02:50Cheyenne, I'm going to throw this to you, because you did cry quite a lot, my queen.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:55Tell me what the hardest thing was.
02:56I was such a crybaby.
02:58It was a lot.
02:59Agreed.
03:00I didn't realise how sensitive I was.
03:02Like, I was crying more than the people that got bowed out themselves.
03:05Like, what the hell was that about?
03:07It is tough.
03:08Don't cry.
03:09You crazy woman.
03:11I just don't want to vote anyone out.
03:13It's just...
03:14I ain't got quiet.
03:15What I've done is quiet.
03:17I knew we could be this hard.
03:19I ain't got it in me.
03:25Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
03:26Just saying.
03:26Just saying.
03:27Now, cry, Anne.
03:27You're in a different league.
03:29Cry, Anne.
03:30You are...
03:30Listen, this girl cries so much here, and I can't swim, blood.
03:33And I'm the one that had to be going over there and doing all of that.
03:36I nearly lost my life.
03:36It was so cringy, honestly.
03:38But it's okay.
03:38I'm in therapy now, so it's fine.
03:40So what was the hardest part?
03:43I don't know.
03:44Like, the experience was amazing, so there was nothing hard about it.
03:47But I think, for me, I actually thought I could be a game player, but I really can't.
03:52And I think, naturally, because I can't... I can't lie.
03:55And that's just where I really battled with myself, trying to, like, lie to people's faces.
03:59So, yeah, that was hard.
04:01Anyone else?
04:02Snoring.
04:02Right.
04:03Every night, them snoring and the farting.
04:06Yeah.
04:06There was a lot of taking, actually.
04:07He's a machine.
04:08Aye, he's a sheet-eye.
04:09Yeah.
04:09Aye.
04:10I think just expression saying, dem boy, dare, after every sentence.
04:14I was getting home hearing it in my sleep, bro.
04:16Dem boy, dare.
04:16I didn't say that once.
04:17You know them way, dare.
04:18You know them way, dare.
04:19You know them way, dare.
04:21You know them way, dare.
04:22You know them way, dare.
04:22You know them way, dare, fat.
04:23I said, you know them way, dare.
04:25Yeah, but it's the same thing.
04:26Same thing.
04:26That's not the same thing.
04:27It's the same thing.
04:28No, it's not.
04:29Oh.
04:34Did you guys all actually get on, or was that all for shame?
04:37No, we definitely did.
04:38No, we did.
04:38We wasn't, I think it was a...
04:40It was a good group, though, I feel like.
04:43Yeah, the final six was banging.
04:47That what?
04:47Nasty laugh.
04:48Oh, yeah, yeah, and baby.
04:49Cheers, bro.
04:51Fucking hell.
04:52Is there going to be a group chat?
04:53There already is one.
04:54And how long do you think this is going to last?
04:56By the day.
04:56I'm putting bets on a month.
04:58Yeah, by the day.
04:58I think.
04:58Yeah, I've already left.
04:59Really?
05:00I've already left.
05:01Eddie, I think Eddie will just go.
05:02To air the group chat.
05:03Yeah.
05:04100%.
05:04I can't see you post on that group chat.
05:06What group chat?
05:07Yeah, there we go.
05:08It's not even in it yet.
05:09That's the best way to be.
05:10It's early, and Chloe named it turkey teeth.
05:12Turkey!
05:13Next sponsorship.
05:14Right, you guys walked in with £1 million.
05:19And you walked out with £177,894.
05:26If it wasn't for what...
05:27I know it was an accident.
05:28If it wasn't for what Eddie did, I do think it would have been a good, like...
05:31You would have been on, like, £400,000.
05:33What did Eddie do?
05:33Wait, what happened?
05:34You don't know what he did?
05:35What did you do?
05:36What happened?
05:37Hey, Eddie, mind you, what did you do?
05:38Not as bad as you.
05:39Not me.
05:40It was crazy.
05:41Brother, I'm an innocent man, Eddie.
05:43I would like to bid £3.
05:45I want to go for £11.
05:46I want to bid £101.
05:51I am going to bid £13,000.
05:53I'm going to bid £20,000.
05:55£25,751.
06:05£149,996.
06:09£150,000, Eddie spent.
06:11Honestly, I just lost my thought process in the moment.
06:14It was a mistake.
06:15It was a mistake.
06:16Why am I the only one clapping?
06:18That's shameless.
06:18There's such a thing as stars aligned,
06:20and I think it happened for the reason for me to win it.
06:23So, I mean, look, guys, it was my money, so...
06:26Yeah.
06:27Come on, G.
06:28Come on, G.
06:30That's right.
06:31So, fuck off.
06:32Yeah.
06:33£70,000.
06:35Yeah, I think we are quite scared of Eddie,
06:37because when Expressions lost £48,000,
06:39we were livid, shouting at him, calling him all sorts.
06:42Yeah, and it wasn't even my fault.
06:44And then Eddie blows £150,000,
06:45and they were like, yeah, that's all right.
06:48No, you did get a slap on the neck.
06:50Yeah, we did.
06:50Oh, neck slaps.
06:51Yeah, it was worth it.
06:52Most expensive neck slaps, but it was, yeah.
06:54So, apart from the obvious culprits,
06:58Alhan, Expressions,
06:59who do you guys think was going in the shop
07:00and ordering the most?
07:01I did a lot of damage in my time.
07:03Yeah.
07:03He was in there for two days,
07:05and he did as much damage as I did.
07:06Yeah, two days, you did £55,000.
07:07Yeah, you'd be in Red's if you stayed there.
07:09I didn't eat rice once.
07:10Yeah, well, I can see Captain America,
07:12but you ain't eating that.
07:13Yeah, I came out, like, bigger.
07:14I went to gym.
07:15I just banged gym, scrunched.
07:16Honestly, it was sick.
07:18I don't think I saw you at any point
07:20without something in your hand.
07:22Yeah, yeah.
07:22You always had a can of Coke,
07:24a chocolate bar, crisps.
07:25I was just there for a motive.
07:26I was there for a good time.
07:27You know what I mean?
07:27Fair enough.
07:28Fuck it.
07:29Was it worth it?
07:30No.
07:31I completely fucked the whole thing.
07:32Yeah.
07:32But it's fine.
07:33Chloe, my queen,
07:34we all know you love a Malbec.
07:37Malbec.
07:37Malbec.
07:38Yeah.
07:38Is that a language barrier?
07:39Yeah, yeah, it was, aye.
07:40A Malbec.
07:41Do you think that kept you going?
07:43Yes, 100%.
07:44It did.
07:45Through his snore and doll and I did.
07:47Well, I can, yeah, I can only imagine.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Should we go back to the start?
07:50Okay.
07:51So, AB, you walk in,
07:53how are you feeling?
07:54I'll tell you what,
07:55I just didn't want to be first or last
07:56when I was first,
07:57because I felt like last you miss all the lore
07:58everyone's already mates,
07:59and then you're like,
08:00oh, I'm the newcomer.
08:01It's a bit dead.
08:01First is like,
08:03it's a lot of pressure to clip farm early on.
08:04You know what I mean?
08:06Yeah.
08:06Yeah, it was alright.
08:07And obviously,
08:08when you walked in,
08:09there was a little bit of chemistry
08:11between you and Anna.
08:13Whoa.
08:13Was there?
08:14Well, it was four or five minutes,
08:15then you walked in, sweetheart.
08:17And then you were completely mugged off.
08:20Are you worried about the challenges?
08:23Yeah, a little bit.
08:24The part was like animals,
08:25if there were going to be like any spiders,
08:27snakes, nets.
08:27What, like tarantula?
08:29Yeah, fuck that.
08:30So, if you have to say, like,
08:31who's the most ugly in the house,
08:32or you have to have a tarantula on you,
08:34are you going to say it?
08:34Can I say you?
08:36That poor boy.
08:38That's actually just hurtful as well.
08:40Shit!
08:40What?
08:41Dog!
08:42Hello.
08:43How you doing?
08:44I'm Marlon.
08:44Very nice to meet you.
08:45I know, I'm Anna.
08:46Wait, where are you from?
08:47I'm from Ukraine.
08:48Where do I live in the lake?
08:49Ukraine, really?
08:50This fucking guy.
08:52Did you fancy her,
08:53or were you just making conversations?
08:54No, no, I was just making conversations.
08:56We played hide and seek,
08:56and then obviously, like,
08:57that Len guy comes into my eyes to rap.
08:58I just took my mic off and sat in the back.
09:00I was like, fuck this shit, bro.
09:02So, Marlon and Ben,
09:04as the Americans,
09:06I sort of want to know
09:07what were your first impressions of everyone?
09:09I came in absolutely blind.
09:11The only person that I had known personally
09:12was Saffron.
09:13I met her once five years ago.
09:15Seen Marlon,
09:16seen Eddie.
09:17Other than that,
09:18I didn't know anybody.
09:19And I walked in with Chloe,
09:20and I genuinely couldn't understand you.
09:23Yeah, yeah.
09:24That one word,
09:24it's like...
09:25And I actually thought
09:26that the house would be filled
09:27with 12 people like that.
09:29I was lip reading.
09:30What about you?
09:31Um, I mean,
09:31I grew up in Sweden,
09:32so I wouldn't really call myself
09:34an American now, you know,
09:35but, uh,
09:36no, as a Swede,
09:36I feel like I'm almost closer
09:38to the UK scene,
09:39so I knew most of them,
09:40and I felt comfortable
09:41going in with most of the UK people,
09:44so it was good.
09:45Mm-hmm.
09:45Right.
09:47Did anyone come in
09:48with an extravagant game plan?
09:50And I know a lot of you said no,
09:51but I do feel like
09:52some of you are lying.
09:55So now's the time to own up.
09:56I tried to come in with one,
09:58because I'm a mum,
09:58so I was like,
09:59let me just mother everyone,
10:00and surely no one's
10:01going to vote their mum,
10:02but then when I got here,
10:03and I was like...
10:04Right.
10:05I was like,
10:05I can't even do this,
10:06and I'm like,
10:07even when I'm doing something wrong,
10:08I'm, like, confessing,
10:09I'm like,
10:09I just said this about you,
10:10I've just done this,
10:10and I was like,
10:11okay, I can't even strategize
10:13or game plan, so...
10:14Not to say,
10:15I'm not a dad, so...
10:16Your a dad?
10:17Yeah, I've got twins, bro.
10:19Do you want to talk about
10:19why you lied about having kids?
10:21Lied?
10:21Oh, shit.
10:22I told you that I had twins that...
10:23I told you that I had twins
10:25that are five years old,
10:26and I didn't lie.
10:27Right.
10:27I bought my girlfriend's titties
10:29from Harley Street
10:30five years ago.
10:31Fucking hell.
10:31You know them way their fan?
10:33So, those are twins.
10:34Yeah.
10:34You piece of shit.
10:36Wait, what?
10:37Wait, wait, wait, no kids.
10:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no kids.
10:40Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
10:40You don't have kids?
10:41Are those the twins you're talking about?
10:43Wait, is he talking about his children?
10:44No, he has no kids.
10:46No, he has no kids.
10:46Wait, X-Persons, are you joking?
10:49You're talking about kids?
10:50No way.
10:50That's fucking low, man.
10:51Not Brace of from Amazon, isn't it?
10:53That's fucking low.
10:54You know what, Eddie, yeah?
10:54No, man, just shh.
10:57No, that's insane.
10:58They bonded over having kids.
11:00That's bad.
11:01Yo, talk about a fucking game player.
11:03But I was waiting, innit?
11:05They asked me, but I knew this was going to come up,
11:07so now I've got to wait for the game plan.
11:08So obviously, I'm loud.
11:10That's bad.
11:11I'm Jamaican.
11:12Like, man needed a little sob story.
11:13Don't give us that name.
11:14You said you had a boy and a girl.
11:16But someone else knew about this.
11:18Who?
11:19No.
11:19No, no, no, no for your matter, bro.
11:22There was a conversation in, like, the living area,
11:24and everyone was like, so how are these kids?
11:25And I was, like, thinking, no one's actually asking me,
11:27so I'm just going to stay quiet.
11:28So I just was, like, letting everybody discuss.
11:29That was your point, to be like, there's no kids.
11:32But if you, like, ever ask me, like, directly,
11:34say you lot came to have conversations about my kids.
11:35I did.
11:36Yes, I did.
11:37What happened?
11:37I did, I did, I did.
11:38Yes, I did.
11:38No, but wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:39Did I hide?
11:40I told you the name.
11:41Wait, wait, wait, because I was in the bedroom,
11:45I remember it, and it was, like, the last stages.
11:47And I was sitting there, I was like, oh, so you got kids?
11:49And you straight up to my face said, yes, I do.
11:51No, no, no, I'm not debating that.
11:52I'm not debating that.
11:53I told all of you that I had kids,
11:55but what I'm saying is,
11:56if you lot wanted to have a conversation with me about it.
11:58We did.
11:59We did.
11:59What did you say?
12:00What did you say?
12:02No, you're when I diverted, because I didn't go.
12:04And we just in the corner.
12:05Yeah, in the corner.
12:05I'm like, oh, I said that.
12:06If India knew that, well,
12:07instead of saying, oh, I swear on your mom's life,
12:09you should have swear on your kid's life.
12:11Now, oi, listen.
12:11Yeah, but, like, if she knew, if she knew.
12:13I was thinking about them, they're five.
12:15You were like, oh, yeah, I have got two kids.
12:16So what, because my mom's older, she deserves to go.
12:18Is that what you're saying?
12:19Let me just say, me, Alhan and Malam
12:22were splitting some Skittles,
12:22and you walked into the bedroom,
12:24and I was like, so what, like,
12:25we were saying, like, oh, it's the most beautiful moment.
12:31I said, I said, I've heard it's a very special moment
12:33when, like, you arrived in the hospital,
12:34and you said, bro, you fuck, yo, you're super.
12:37And then you were like, you know what,
12:38when you're taking him on a plane,
12:40you've got to do it early,
12:40because that's when you're not crying.
12:41But when they're three, it's when they're going,
12:43you're so fucked.
12:43I just want you to know, yeah,
12:44I'm the best uncle ever, blad,
12:46because he's the experience.
12:46I don't trust you around my kids any day.
12:49That is insane.
12:50You can't trust expressions in the game, innit?
12:53Celebrity, you know?
12:53Alhan, you were set up a lot as well.
12:56Agreed.
12:57Who do you think brought the watermelons to frame you?
12:59Uh-huh.
13:01But was it to frame me?
13:03Can I confirm a watermelon?
13:05I saw a watermelon for sale,
13:07and I thought, you know what,
13:08that's something Alhan would do.
13:11So I thought, fuck it.
13:14What the fuck?
13:15This was not me.
13:16You motherfucker!
13:17You motherfucker!
13:19I did buy something, but it wasn't this.
13:22Well, I can reveal that it was Eddie.
13:25Eddie!
13:26Eddie!
13:27He was getting...
13:28You was the one that set me up with the watermelons.
13:31You used him as a lot.
13:31Eddie would get away with anything.
13:33I think I started something.
13:34You know what, like,
13:35he would just sit back and get away with anything.
13:38That's insane that that was you, you know,
13:39you literally used him as a moth.
13:40You fucking wake.
13:41Yes, Eddie, man.
13:42I love that, man.
13:44I love that.
13:44Got a bad set.
13:45Alhan was winding everybody up with all the buy,
13:47and I was like, fuck it,
13:48let's give him a bit of his own medicine.
13:50Okay, can we talk about some unlikely friendships?
13:53Chloe and Alhan.
13:55Look at you both.
13:57We're so different.
13:58We just love each other so well.
14:00I love you.
14:00I love you.
14:02Good morning!
14:03Yeah!
14:05You are my, like...
14:06You are the bread and my butter.
14:09You are the om to my omelette.
14:11I agree, premium coffee.
14:14You said it, I agree.
14:15Is that not what you said?
14:16Yeah.
14:16Do you want to eat?
14:17I got you these.
14:18Genuinely.
14:18Actually.
14:23Can I have a premium coffee, please?
14:25We're down on our friendship.
14:26I gave you a foot rub earlier.
14:28It wasn't that good, it was shit.
14:29I'll give you a better one later.
14:31Now I'd like to be your friend on the outside.
14:32That was it.
14:33Like, I care for you a lot.
14:35And please don't ever fuck us over.
14:36I can remember.
14:37Because you are my bestie, remember?
14:38You are my bestie.
14:39Okay.
14:39All right?
14:40Did you see that side that no one else saw Chloe?
14:42Yes, definitely.
14:43He has got a heart, by the way, guys.
14:45He just keeps it in the fridge.
14:49Alliances.
14:50Who had alliances in the house?
14:53We had the trio, the famous A-team.
14:55Round of applause for the A-team, please.
14:58So from the outside, it looks very much girls versus boys.
15:02Was that actually the case?
15:03The boys were together, like, tenfold.
15:06And I feel like there was a little bit of cracks in the girls
15:08because I feel like it was a lot of miscommunication
15:11within the girl friendships.
15:13I feel like Cheyenne is just too nice to pick either side.
15:15Yeah.
15:16And then Anna was just, like, voting off vibes.
15:17Like, she didn't care about boys or girls.
15:19That's why I thought it was a dumb vote.
15:20All of us voted.
15:21Well, I didn't vote for her.
15:22But all of you lot voted her off
15:23because she was, like, the one girl
15:24who wasn't fully team girls as well.
15:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:27But I don't think it was...
15:28We had a strong alliance for a bit.
15:30I definitely think it was not girls versus boys.
15:33It wasn't, like, the meaning of it,
15:35but I feel like it just became that at the end.
15:37There were some girls that got along with boys
15:39and vice versa.
15:40So shall we talk about eliminations?
15:43Queen Lydia, you were out first.
15:46I knew I was out as soon as I heard.
15:49It was between me, Chloe, and Ben.
15:51I knew it.
15:51So, like, as soon as I heard that,
15:53I was like, yeah, I'm gone.
15:55Were you fuming at Alhan for laughing?
15:57Okay, he apologized.
15:59Right.
15:59So when he apologized, I was fine.
16:03When he was actually laughing,
16:05I don't think I've ever been so annoyed at someone.
16:08But he apologized, so...
16:10And he did get fined as well.
16:11Yeah, 20k.
16:1220k.
16:13Worth it.
16:13It was worth it.
16:14Yeah, but that was, like, for the team.
16:16So then I felt, like, worse, you know?
16:18Then we had AB.
16:20This was a shocker.
16:22And it created waves around the house.
16:25You know what?
16:25I'm, like, I'm happy it caused some shit.
16:27If no one cared, I would have been upset.
16:28And expressions, you went against the boys.
16:31You voted me out.
16:32Dickhead.
16:33My mistake.
16:34Yeah.
16:34Snake, snake, snake.
16:36No, if you're going to call me a snake,
16:37call me an anaconda,
16:38because it's a level up.
16:39Do you know them way there?
16:40Let's not do that.
16:42The AB elimination is the worst thing
16:44that happened to man in the house.
16:46Before we get into it,
16:47here's a quick refresher.
16:48I'm going to vote for AB.
16:51And the reason why is because
16:52he's just friends with all of these sidemen.
16:54He doesn't really need this opportunity.
16:56Man's getting chocolate cake, muffins.
16:58My prick, fam.
16:59AB, blud.
17:00When the thing went on the screen
17:02and I counted the votes
17:03and I realized my...
17:04One say hello.
17:05...that he went out, yeah.
17:06Hello.
17:07Look at this runner.
17:08Yeah, he is.
17:09Oh, tell him.
17:10Yeah, I'm not scared of him.
17:11No, they said stop chatting shit.
17:13I'm not, yo.
17:14You get me, fam?
17:15Mate, you fucking snake.
17:15When the screen went up, yeah,
17:17and I realized it was AB, yeah,
17:18you would see my face, innit?
17:20And then, you know,
17:21there's a reveal after.
17:22So obviously, we've gone to have a chat, yeah,
17:23and he's like, oh, who'd you vote for?
17:24Who'd you vote for?
17:25Because I knew I was the one vote.
17:27I lied in.
17:27I was like, oh, Anna.
17:28Then when it came on the screen...
17:29Right, let's have it right, yeah.
17:30Right, right, right, right.
17:31Right, right.
17:32We asked him, who did you vote for?
17:34He said, I voted Anna.
17:35I did.
17:35That was my thing.
17:37I said that?
17:38Yeah.
17:38Then we've gone into the living room.
17:40Then it says AB, AB, AB,
17:42and I see expressions,
17:43and it says AB,
17:44and I've looked at this guy,
17:45and I thought, nah.
17:46Yeah.
17:46What a snake.
17:47That was it.
17:48That's early game.
17:49It's boys versus girls.
17:50It doesn't matter how well
17:51everyone gets on with...
17:52And I feel like you had inside information
17:55that the girls were all going for AB.
17:57No.
17:57And you wanted them out of there.
17:58Did I?
17:59No.
17:59What, did you not tell me
18:00that they were voting for Anna?
18:01Tell the truth.
18:02Yeah, it was Anna and Alhan.
18:04Well, it's still recorded in the monitor.
18:05Yeah, it's fine.
18:06We asked like devs,
18:07they were like, wait,
18:08how the fuck AB, whatever,
18:09and throughout my life,
18:11dead looking me in the eyes,
18:12and I asked, I was like,
18:13who would vote?
18:13I was like, who'd you vote for?
18:14Who'd you vote for?
18:15He goes, straight looking at me,
18:16I says it's Anna.
18:17And he shows him on the screen,
18:18and then it says AB.
18:19I told you, I'm a good liar,
18:20I'm a bad game player.
18:21I told you all, blah.
18:22He does own it, to be fair.
18:24Performer.
18:24Well, now he does.
18:29You left us,
18:30but you didn't really leave us.
18:32Did you come back with Venom?
18:35No, I don't know.
18:36I tried to,
18:37and I just realised like,
18:38I'm just not for it.
18:38Because you came back for India.
18:40I was so convinced,
18:41because I was watching,
18:42I got the boys, like, the screen,
18:44and I was listening to the chat,
18:45and I was like, yeah,
18:45they're so right.
18:46Like, £9,000 doesn't make sense.
18:49If you wanted to understand
18:50whether I took the kitten money or not,
18:51you could have just asked me.
18:53Literally, Alhan asked me the next morning,
18:54he pulled me into the gym,
18:56and was like,
18:56did you take the money for yourself or not?
18:58And I said no.
18:58Like, not being funny or anything,
19:00it was only £9,000.
19:01And in comparison to people
19:02that are doing, like,
19:03£30,000 on, like, challenges
19:05and losing £50,000, like, coin flips,
19:07why would I keep £9,000?
19:09Let's move on.
19:10What were your favourite challenges?
19:12Eating one.
19:13What?
19:14That was your favourite?
19:15I got a chocolate cake,
19:16and I already ate four muffins that morning.
19:19Fuck it.
19:20It's like,
19:20I was on a sugar crash.
19:22It was amazing.
19:22What was yours?
19:24The eating challenge.
19:25Let's have a look
19:26at what actually went down.
19:28Eat it, Tim.
19:29Get some penis in your mouth.
19:30Deep throat that dick, Alham.
19:32Come on.
19:32Eddie.
19:33Eddie.
19:34Eddie.
19:35Eddie.
19:37Oh, ow.
19:39Ow.
19:52That's my most insane thing you've ever seen in my life.
20:07I've had some good life experiences.
20:13Like, some core memories.
20:14You know, I've got four kids.
20:16I've been hospital for four births.
20:18I've won the world's strongest man.
20:19Is that true, though?
20:20Have you actually got four kids?
20:22You know,
20:22I've sort of, like,
20:23lifted the most amount of weight
20:25a human's ever lifted.
20:26Like, these are, like,
20:27peak human memories.
20:28Of course.
20:29And then I've got
20:29deep throaty and Alhan
20:30with a bull's dick.
20:31It's, like,
20:32up here.
20:33It was great.
20:34Let's move on to Alhan.
20:35I feel like we could make
20:37a whole show
20:38out of your spending
20:39and your trolling.
20:41Agreed.
20:41Did you come in
20:42wanting to rile everyone up
20:43with the spending?
20:44Not at all.
20:45I didn't actually think
20:46I'd spend at all
20:47my spending.
20:48That is such a lie.
20:50Don't lie.
20:51He started off judging me
20:52for meal upgrades
20:53and then got three for himself.
20:54Hold on.
20:55Do you want the answer?
20:56All right.
20:56Sorry.
20:57Yeah, man.
20:57So, yeah, genuinely,
20:59I didn't mean to spend
21:00anywhere near as much as I did.
21:03There was a few fines
21:05and a few accidental purchases
21:07And you did Moony Vic.
21:08Yeah.
21:09You did do that.
21:10His first line of crack.
21:11That was funny.
21:13As long as you laugh.
21:15Yeah, it's hard.
21:16When there's nothing else
21:17to do in the house.
21:18Do you spend?
21:19The shop, yeah.
21:20Yeah, it's the only bit
21:21of, like, serotonin you get.
21:22Yeah.
21:23And the way they word things
21:24is so vague,
21:26but it's a gold bar
21:27for 10 grand.
21:28Is it actually a gold bar,
21:29though?
21:29Do you know what I'm saying?
21:30So, yeah,
21:32honestly,
21:32I didn't think I'd spend
21:33anywhere near as much
21:34as I did.
21:34Do I have regrets?
21:35Is that your next question?
21:36No.
21:37I'd have spent more.
21:38Generally,
21:39you guys were very,
21:40very good with temptations,
21:42but who really struggled
21:43not to take them?
21:44I actually said no
21:46to a Birkin.
21:47Did you see it, Chloe?
21:48Yes, I've seen it.
21:49The actual bag?
21:50Yeah, the actual bag.
21:51It was a Birkin.
21:52What did it look like?
21:53A Birkin grey.
21:55Why haven't you got it with you?
21:56I don't know where it is.
21:57Actually, where is it?
21:57Where's my fucking Birkin?
21:58Right, someone get me
21:59the Birkin.
22:00My liege.
22:04This is gorgeous, Chloe.
22:06So nice, isn't it?
22:07Now, I don't know
22:08if you guys
22:09read the rules.
22:11The person who
22:12purchases the item,
22:13it is their item.
22:15So, does anyone
22:16want to own up?
22:17So, who purchased it?
22:18Who did it, man?
22:19Oh, Eddie,
22:20you are a dirty scumbag.
22:21So, it's not with it.
22:22Are you trying to see
22:23it's not mine, then?
22:24Is that what you're
22:24trying to see, then?
22:25I told you it wasn't yours.
22:27I've always put my stuff in it.
22:29Well, I want to say
22:29it's got me cards in it.
22:32Congratulations
22:34to Eddie
22:34for your Birkin bag.
22:35Oh, my.
22:37One for the one.
22:38I told y'all.
22:40This is going to be
22:41the ultimate
22:44shithousery.
22:46Can I confirm
22:46the Birkin bag, please?
22:49And do you know what, girls?
22:50I might even do
22:51an eeny, meeny, miny, moe
22:52to decide who gets it.
22:53Oh, my.
22:55You can't.
22:55God, it's cold.
22:57No, give her the Birkin.
22:58We can't have two.
22:59Shall I do it?
23:00No, you can't do that, it is.
23:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:01I've got myself in it.
23:02It's got me self in it.
23:03I told you this wasn't your bag.
23:05Do it.
23:05Give my bestie a Birkin
23:07before I knock you out.
23:08I'll actually leave now.
23:09That was the least
23:09threatening thing I've ever seen.
23:11Well, I'll actually leave now.
23:13It's got me stuffed
23:14Eddie, open the bag.
23:15It's got a case in it.
23:16I bought this for you.
23:18Because you've been,
23:19honestly, a joint.
23:21Oh, thank you.
23:22Real, honestly.
23:23I'm talking like
23:23I actually brought you this.
23:26You've made the house
23:27a happy place,
23:28so thank you.
23:29Oh, thank you.
23:29Thank you very much.
23:30I appreciate it.
23:31Enjoy that.
23:31Thank God.
23:32All right.
23:33I've got an Oscar.
23:34That was beautiful.
23:35I want one last word
23:38from the winner.
23:39Can you give us
23:40a little speech?
23:41Being the older guy here,
23:42like, money comes and goes.
23:45And I've learnt over the years
23:46that experiences
23:48are the most important thing
23:50in life.
23:50And this has been
23:51a really nice experience.
23:53I'm sorry,
23:54most of you guys,
23:55well, you guys aren't
23:56going out home with money,
23:57I'm sorry.
23:59But just genuinely,
24:00like, as you get older,
24:02you really do appreciate
24:03moments like this,
24:04and you'll be very thankful
24:05for them,
24:05and I'm thankful
24:06for this moment.
24:07And thank you all
24:07for being so awesome
24:09and nice
24:09and accepting,
24:10and, yeah,
24:12hope we stay in touch.
24:13Gorgeous.
24:18We hope you guys enjoyed
24:20one of the most
24:21action-packed seasons
24:22that we have had so far.
24:25Thank you all
24:26for being so unhinged,
24:28and thank you for watching.
24:29Thank you for being so unhinged.
24:33Welcome to Inside.
24:36Who's most ugly in the house?
24:38Can I say you?
24:40Hell no!
24:41Payback is sweet, honey.
24:44Don't mess with me, bitch.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:48What is wrong with you?
24:50Oh, my!
24:53What's that on my hair?
24:55Oh, my God!
25:06I had to show him
25:07a bit of ass crack.
25:08You can't do this.
25:12He gets the laugh
25:13of a psychopath.
25:19This house is crazy.
25:21You seriously have no idea
25:23what's going to happen next.
25:25Put on this costume
25:26and learn more
25:27about each other.
25:29The tail just inflated
25:31when he farted.
25:32Oh, my God!
25:34Fuck!
25:37I'm in one more!
25:41You motherfucker!
25:43Oh, no, no, no!
25:44Oh, my God!
25:48A feast for everyone!
25:50Where is the wine?
25:54Woke up inside like...
25:57Yeah, I'm finna win.
25:59Side men and side like...
26:01Hey, we about to go in.
26:03Don't believe me?
26:04Come and see me.
26:05Got three wishes from my genie.
26:06Now I'm on your local TV.
26:07Y'all don't talk about...
26:08Dreaming, say she want to come and see me.
26:10When I'm in a local city,
26:11I'm like, pause, though.
26:12Please step aside so they can see me.
26:14And I walk up in this...
26:17Like...
26:18Yeah, I'm really him.
26:21Talking about shit like...
26:23Dreaming, I'm on God.
26:26Walk up in this...
26:28Like...
26:29Yeah, I'm really him.
26:36And I walk up in this...
27:00That goes oof.
27:02Like...
27:05Yeah, I walk up in this...
27:05As you go...
27:06I walk up.
27:06On my Förse.
27:06hymne Mass Garden,
27:06That's the graham.
27:06To know.
27:06Can we see you release a guy?
27:06Yes, e Idiot,
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