00:04Sarah Alex you were victorious in series 11 I was Morgana you won series 12 yes you
00:12won series 13 of taskmas I did I'm lucky for Sam it's the champion of series 14
00:22oh you didn't win series 15 why are you here for being a champion May Martin was the champion
00:29I was a people's champion all right star in the best chase sequence Alex will
00:39chase you you have ten minutes your time starts now
00:47get your trophy
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01:31hello
01:31hello thank you i'm gregg davis welcome to the champion of champions
01:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:45Tonight is a special night indeed.
01:48For this, ladies and gentlemen, is our 150th episode.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:54And what better way to celebrate this landmark
01:57than bring together the best of the best.
02:00Each of these champions have already owned the competition
02:03to etch themselves into history by winning a previous series.
02:07And also, one of them is here just because the champion was busy.
02:11LAUGHTER
02:12So, please welcome back, Dara O'Brien!
02:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:17Fael Smith-Baino!
02:20Morgana Robinson!
02:22Sarah Kendall!
02:24And Sophie Duker!
02:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:28And sitting next to me, my own little champion,
02:31a man who confided in me following our Christmas drinks
02:34and the first time he achieved an erection
02:36was whilst watching Ross Kemp play Grant Mitchell
02:39in a particularly tense scene with his on-screen brother, Phil.
02:44He didn't know the time!
02:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:48How good?
02:50Yeah, here we are, champion champions.
02:51And the 150th episode.
02:53Are you buzzed?
02:54Well, I'm buzzed. We've beaten them.
02:56We've got past Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
02:57They only did 148.
02:58Christ, that must be a slap in the face to Will Smith.
03:01LAUGHTER
03:01Oh!
03:03APPLAUSE
03:07And that's why I've got you this, just to show you what you mean to me,
03:10a little locket for the 150th episode.
03:12You can open it up, little gifts.
03:14Some of my hair, some of my tears and a tracking device.
03:19OK, good.
03:20What's the prize task category for this almighty competition,
03:23young fellow, my lad?
03:24If you must know, it's this.
03:25The best thing that you would wish for if you had one wish from a genie.
03:29Ooh.
03:30Something we've all wondered hypothetically,
03:32but in my case it genuinely happened.
03:33And I now own an air fryer.
03:36LAUGHTER
03:38Right, let's begin.
03:39In series order, Sarah Kendall, what did you bring us in?
03:43What wish?
03:43Well, um, I've always thought, um,
03:46that I would quite like to beat the shit out of someone.
03:49Yeah.
03:49And so, I have wished for a black belt.
03:52The black belt in karate.
03:55OK, this just feels like a thing you genuinely like to do
03:57with a bit of spare time, Sarah.
03:59You need to talk it up in some way.
04:00But it takes years, it takes like a decade to get a black belt.
04:04That's why I've asked a genie, because I can't commit to anything
04:06and I have no discipline, so...
04:08I've got bad news for you, the genie's bored.
04:10LAUGHTER
04:11I hate you so much!
04:14I'm so sick of trying to make you happy!
04:17Thanks, Sarah.
04:18Look on that.
04:19Right, so...
04:21Just, you know, it's good.
04:22It's not...
04:23No, try!
04:24Isn't it?
04:26So, I'm, you know, there you are.
04:29Here I am.
04:30Shopping.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Asos package.
04:32Dog.
04:33Phone.
04:33It's too much, it's too much.
04:35What we need is a spare pair of hands.
04:37So, like, I've got the shopping, I've got the umbrella.
04:39Yeah.
04:40You ordered Uber.
04:41Right.
04:42Imagine the mornings, you know, like, the admin.
04:44So quick.
04:45What do you mean, a spare pair of hands?
04:46A spare pair of hands on me!
04:48Oh!
04:50The touch of your stomach.
04:51Sorry, I'm just texting.
04:53Can you make the toast?
04:53Yeah, sure.
04:55I mean, I don't mind that.
04:56I quite like the idea of, yeah.
04:57I like it.
04:58Hello, Sophie.
04:59I think the reason that we're all here today is because we want love.
05:02We all want the love that Greg and Alex have.
05:05Awww!
05:07And that is why I would wish for the Taskmaster Couples Cosplay Kit.
05:14Really?
05:15That's...
05:16LAUGHTER
05:22I'm pixelated because I'm not wearing any pants, presumably.
05:25That's the task member.
05:26OK.
05:28It comes with a pixelated text.
05:30If you close your eyes a bit, you can really make out the shape of your cock, though.
05:33If you're just...
05:35LAUGHTER
05:36All right, good.
05:39All right, Dara.
05:39The task was, what would you wish for from a genie?
05:42It has to be something that would change your life in a very fundamental way that you don't
05:45have.
05:46And it's pretty obvious what I don't have.
05:49So I wished for hair.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52Here is Dara's prize.
05:56LAUGHTER
05:59APPLAUSE
06:02APPLAUSE
06:07LAUGHTER
06:09LAUGHTER
06:10LAUGHTER
06:13What I'm muffled by Dara is, of all the wigs you could have chosen, why did you choose
06:17the wig of a 65-year-old woman?
06:20LAUGHTER
06:22It's got a little pink rinse on it there, isn't it?
06:24That's just the light of the wine dancing across my hair.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:28But also, it should be pointed out, that is very much in the public.
06:31There's a photograph of me with some people, we literally said,
06:33do you want to just step in here for 30 seconds?
06:35LAUGHTER
06:36They took a photograph and walked away.
06:38You've put the effort in, I'll give you that.
06:41Kael!
06:42Greg, you're a pretty successful guy.
06:44I think people want what you have.
06:45And that is someone to do things for them.
06:49So, I wish for an assistant.
06:52LAUGHTER
06:53And I've also got it in real life.
06:56LAUGHTER
06:57There it is.
06:59All the instructions are on the top.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:02It's all the information, all the information.
07:09He's very good.
07:10Just, you know, the little puppet was made by May Martin's dad.
07:14Oh!
07:15Stop it!
07:16My wig is made from May Martin's mother's hair.
07:20LAUGHTER
07:21OK, let's go.
07:23One point to Sarah.
07:24Two to Duker.
07:25Don't let him put himself through hell.
07:27That's why I think it's quite funny to have given him three points.
07:31LAUGHTER
07:32Most people will never be able to afford a little assistant,
07:35and I think everyone would like that.
07:36Four points.
07:37And Morgana.
07:38Who wouldn't want some hands going out of their sides?
07:41Five points.
07:42There we go, five points.
07:44APPLAUSE
07:48Let's see them flexing their big series champion muscles.
07:52Growl.
07:53And for this one...
07:54LAUGHTER
07:54..we've gone back to our favourite bandstand for Din Dins.
08:09Come on.
08:11This way.
08:12Are you going to propose to me?
08:13OK.
08:13I don't think I will.
08:15OK.
08:16All right.
08:16OK.
08:16So if you could sit on a little stool, that'd be lovely.
08:18Yeah, OK.
08:19It does spin.
08:20Yep.
08:21OK, I'm just going to leave you for a second, Dara.
08:24LAUGHTER
08:30Uh...
08:31SIGHS
08:33Oh!
08:38Be the best waiter.
08:40You must serve Alex all his food, drink and cutlery as it is currently set.
08:45If you drop or spill any items, you must clap for a full minute,
08:49or else you will be disqualified.
08:52All right.
08:52No running.
08:53No running.
08:54Fastest wins.
08:56The time starts now.
09:00Where the fuck's Alex?
09:05Where the fuck's Alex?
09:07So it's obviously a mystery to unfold as to where the fuck Alex is.
09:11I just wanted to make it clear now.
09:13If you clap for less than a minute, you're immediately disqualified.
09:16Blimey, Greg.
09:17OK.
09:18Sorry to be serious, but I'm getting a little bit sick of people
09:22getting on social media and giving me grief.
09:26OK, let's crack on.
09:28First to serve the servant are Morgana and Dara.
09:33Is that Alex there?
09:35That's Alex, isn't it?
09:36Only he would wear a hat like that.
09:40All right, I'm just going for this.
09:41I want to work out a plan for the rest of it.
09:46Alex!
09:47Excuse me, sir.
09:50Oh, for fuck's sake!
09:57It's the wrong one.
09:59Dandy.
10:00For God's sake.
10:01Oh!
10:09Well, I had some other houses.
10:12Is that Alex?
10:18I reckon that's a minute.
10:20OK, I'm going to rethink this.
10:23Can I borrow your hat?
10:24Up a pin?
10:26Down a pin?
10:26Is it up a tree?
10:28Is it by the river?
10:29Do you want to just buried him a mile away?
10:31Where the fuck is Alex
10:37Is Alex gone
10:40I'm gonna call him. Can you call Alex and ask where you
10:46Morning Morgana, would you like your five-star breakfast just please queries Alex?
10:51Where is he?
10:58Hi, how are you?
11:00I've kind of forgotten what I'm supposed to be
11:08That was here and that goes here. They're all there. They're all there. This is way longer than a minute.
11:15Oh, very clever
11:19It is a very blowy day
11:22Can I have a sip of this?
11:24Can't remember what the rules are
11:35Do you want me to stop the clock?
11:40Yes, please.
11:41Do you want to stop the clock?
11:42Yeah, right now.
11:43Ah
11:44Oh, now you have to clap for a minute
11:46I don't
11:52Well, I didn't expect my hard ruling to tragically play out so soon
11:59We did provide a little timer
12:00As if you would trust an egg timer that you guys gave us
12:05Was it a minute long that time?
12:07No, it was a two minute timer
12:07It was a two minute timer
12:08Thank you very much
12:09Dara
12:09I've always hoped that the rumours about waiters spitting in people's food and drinks is made up
12:15But apparently that's true, is it?
12:17Honestly, if you have to carry a drink which is very full
12:19You can use your mouth as a pouch
12:23As a pouch?
12:24As a pouch
12:25And when I de-pouched
12:26I made sure it was behind a pillar so he couldn't see the de-pouching
12:29Yes
12:30It wasn't until I saw the footage back
12:32Oh
12:35Now here's Sarah's attempt
12:37What?
12:39What?
12:41What?
12:51What?
13:11What?
13:12Oh for fuck's sake
13:13No
13:16Yes
13:18Yeah, that's not Alex those hands aren't Alex's
13:21Shit
13:22Alex
13:23Alex
13:27Oh
13:29Hi Alex
13:30Just the way you like
13:31Oh
13:34So... what?
13:35Why is there a dog in the rescue?
13:39how they normally serve it here they're really sticky from the egg is there a better way to do
13:44this oh here comes the rain sitting in there okay well I'm gonna stop the clock yes I'm
14:03going to eat my breakfast now you can take cover
14:13best waiter it's difficult to define but yes I guess I don't want my waiters to throw
14:18all of my food into a bag like a lost vagrant she definitely clapped something I did this this
14:30task went for so long that Alex actually said Sarah you might want to move along we've got quite a
14:34few
14:34tasks to film today okay good time for a break it's around this time that your New Year's diet plan
14:42normally crashes doesn't it just accept it you're never gonna change toss a tube of Pringles down
14:47your gullet like the weak-willed human pelicans you all are
15:05we are currently in the middle of a task which sees them all trying to find me and deliver me
15:10a meal
15:10as it was presented to them in the bandstand only two people left one is series 13 champion Sophie Duker
15:16and the other is the guy who played Mike Cooper in Ghosts Kyle I can decant I don't want to
15:27do that
15:29okay and it's been absolutely nothing who's Alex I'm not gonna run I'm gonna skip so screw all of you
15:40and your horrible rules oh come on
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