00:10To be continued...
00:55Columbus, Ohio.
00:58So, 25 years ago to be exact, on this very day, Dr. Yo Kevin, baby became who he is
01:08today.
01:12Okay, okay, okay, um, okay, I escaped the FBI agents.
01:20Okay, that's probably going to be a bad experience for me.
01:28God, God, where the hell is the team when I need them?
01:44Guys, where the hell are you?
01:46I'm literally at the waiting base.
01:48I got the money that you asked for.
01:51Besides, it's my wallet.
01:55Now, come on, where the hell are you guys?
02:02I mean, thank you, God.
02:04Finally, someone actually has a lick of sense for once.
02:07Why?
02:08Wait, where the hell are you guys?
02:12You're at the Dunkin' Donuts shop?
02:16Why?
02:18Why did you have to go to the Dunkin' Donuts shop at this time of day?
02:23The cops are going to be there.
02:25How are they not giving you dirty looks?
02:30Oh, they are, huh?
02:34Oh, and you're wondering why?
02:37Oh, I wonder why.
02:39Probably because, um, um, let me think about it.
02:42Did Adolf Hitler go into a German bar full of, I don't know, Jews?
02:51He got dirty looks in there, probably.
02:53And that's probably where he got shy.
02:57Ugh.
03:01But, fellas, there's a line between me being in Ohio right now,
03:09which is a dump, by the way.
03:10And also, my teammates are a bunch of morons.
03:14Ooh, and my ride's here, too.
03:17Well...
03:21Alright, are you guys here yet?
03:23I think I hear the cops coming.
03:26Alright, good.
03:28Finally.
03:30Finally.
03:32Hope I don't have to do it with this type of shit in the future.
03:37Or have to fight some guy with a katana sword or something.
03:41Pray to fucking God.
03:43Ugh.
03:55Alright.
03:58Okay.
04:00My car's here, but...
04:02Where the hell are they?
04:04Ugh, my God.
04:05Ugh.
04:09Fellas.
04:10Fellas.
04:11Where the hell are you?
04:16What the fuck was that?! Answer me!
04:32Please answer me.
04:37Where are you guys?
04:58Holy fucking shit.
05:06I got...
05:08I got shot.
05:14I...
05:17I know I shouldn't have taken them for granted, but...
05:23I kinda feel guilt.
05:26About treating them so horribly.
05:29When they were alive.
05:36I just...
05:40I feel something...
05:42Called guilt.
05:57What am I gonna tell their families?
06:01Oh...
06:01Oh...
06:02Miss Jen...
06:03Miss Jenner's gonna kill me for letting her daughter die.
06:08Oh...
06:10God...
06:10What am I gonna tell their families?
06:13What am I gonna tell everyone?
06:15Oh...
06:18Why did this have to happen today?!
06:20Why did this have to happen today?!
06:23Oh...
06:25Um...
06:25Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
06:43Um...
06:51Didn't hear the backlash.
06:56Hi, Mrs. Jenner.
06:58Yeah, this is, um...
07:01This is, uh...
07:03Yo Kevin Roberts calling.
07:06Um...
07:07Um...
07:07There's something I should tell you about your...
07:10Da...
07:11Daughter...
07:12And you're probably not gonna like it.
07:15Um...
07:17Yeah, she was shot today.
07:21How did you let this happen to me?!
07:24Look, um...
07:25Look, Miss, um...
07:27It wasn't really my fault.
07:28You see, um...
07:29My car was here and...
07:30I think they got ran off because they got scared by a bee or something.
07:34No, that's not really an excuse, no, is it?!
07:38Uh...
07:39No, it's not, Miss.
07:40No, it's not.
07:41Um...
07:42Look, um...
07:42This is a huge misunderstanding, and...
07:44You're a bitch!
07:49Uh...
07:49Mrs. Jenner?
07:54Well, guess what?
07:56I think you're a motherfucker, too!
08:01Well...
08:04Mrs. Jenner pretty much fucking hates me now, so...
08:09Well...
08:11Guess I can't live in Ohio anymore, because weird fucking shit always happens over here.
08:17Well...
08:19Time to move somewhere else.
08:25I guess...
08:25Pretty good.
08:30Um...
08:30Might as well move to Florida.
08:33No, wait, not Florida.
08:34Chicago.
08:35I'll move to California!
08:37That's where I'll go.
08:40Ah...
08:40Here I go, baby!
08:42I am going to California...
08:45Hollywood.
08:46Hollywood.
08:47Okay.
08:54Ah, shit. I had a dead corpse.
08:57I will.
09:03Oh...
09:04This shit's the banger!
09:07Let the dogs out!
09:11Let the dogs out!
09:13Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:14Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:15Oh!
09:16Oh!
09:18Let the dogs out!
09:20Boom!
09:21Boom!
09:22Boom!
09:22Boom!
09:23Boom!
09:23Be краppID!
09:27Oh!
09:28Oh, shit.
09:29I think I just hit Messchar.
09:32Oh, shit.
09:33She was a bitch anyway.
09:34Oh, it was her cooking sucked, if you're wondering.
09:37Viewers at home.
09:39Actually...
09:39who the hell am I talking to?
09:43Oh, well.
09:44Who's out here?
09:44Who gives a fuck?
09:45Show the epic title screen!
09:48Wooooooooo!
09:48Who let the dogs out?
09:50Who let the dogs out?
09:56Who let the dogs out?
09:58Who let the dogs out?
10:03But the party was nice, the party was bumping
10:06And everybody having a ball
10:11Until the fellas start the name-calling
10:14And the girls respond to the call
10:18Who let the dogs out?
10:21Who let the dogs out?
10:24Who let the dogs out?
10:28Who let the dogs out?
10:33I see the donkey, I'm not a ball
10:34Cause Billy Pong is kicked out
10:36Get back roughy, pass roughy
10:38Get back you play, invest in mongrel
10:44Gonna tell myself I'm a no-get-angry
10:48To where the cows calling them canine
10:51But they tell me, hey man, it's brought up the party
10:54You put a woman in front and a man behind
10:57I have a woman shout out
10:59Who let the dogs out?
11:01Who, who, who, who?
11:02Who let the dogs out?
11:04Who, who, who, who, who?
11:06Who let the dogs out?
11:08Who, who, who, who?
11:10Who let the dogs out?
11:13Say!
11:13Our doggy is nothing if he don't have a ball
11:17Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?
11:20Who, who, who, who, who?
11:21Who, who, who, who, who?
11:22Who, who, who, who, who, who?
11:27Who, who, who, who, who, who, who?
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