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00:00I sleep later than dogs, wake up earlier, work harder than anyone, and eat worse than a pig.
00:06It's payday. I hope this month...
00:15250? Damn! How am I supposed to live on this?
00:18After all that hustle, I'm left with nothing!
00:20Clint, got paid? Let's go for a foot massage.
00:23Oh! Bad timing. My driver's almost here. Gotta pick up some relatives. Let's do it another time.
00:29Alright, it's a deal then. Whenever you're ready.
00:40Fuck! I worked my butt off for a whole month, and all I get is 250.
00:44There are so many rich people in the world, why can't I be one of them?
00:48No!
00:50Shit! A scam!
00:52Sir, I'll...
00:53Miss, be professional! Find someone with a car! Look at my bike! Do I look like I have money?
00:58You've got it all wrong.
01:00Some bad guys forced me to drink, and I barely managed to escape. I even sprained my ankle.
01:06Can you take me home? I'll do anything you ask. I promise.
01:09Really? Anything? You said it.
01:12Whatever you want, I can get it for you.
01:15Heaven has eyes! This kind of luck has finally found me!
01:19$2,000! Cash or PayPal? Pay me now!
01:24Scan successful. $2,000 received.
01:29Sir, you're such a good person.
01:31Honest business, fair to all. If the money's right, anything can be done.
01:36Oh? So if the money's enough, you'd be willing to do anything I ask?
01:40Absolutely! Pay me enough, and I'd even sell my life!
01:44Well, keep your word.
01:50I'll burn the paper money for you later!
01:54What the hell is that?
02:00Help! Help!
02:01Dane, congratulations! You've awakened the Get Stronger When Attacked By Monster system.
02:06This system's function is clear. It matches the system's name.
02:09Host detected under a D-ranked monster attack.
02:12Defense plus one.
02:14Holy crap!
02:16I've got to cheat!
02:20Get stronger when attacked by monsters?
02:22I can just stand there, get beaten up, and become stronger.
02:25Wait! What's the point of that?
02:26I don't want to be a god of war. I want to be the god of wealth.
02:29Besides, what if this is a scam system? What if I die fighting?
02:33Don't worry, host. This system is totally legit.
02:35Monsters will be your best experience farm.
02:37Improving your skills is building up your capital.
02:40By then, you'll be a human crane, a lightning-fast delivery guy.
02:43The world will be at your fingertips.
02:44Damn! That makes sense. I can't even argue with that. Let's do it!
02:53Damn it!
02:54Host detected under attack by a monster. Defense plus five.
02:59The stronger the attack, the bigger the reward, huh?
03:04I totally get it now. Hey, is that all you got?
03:07How do you survive with hits this week?
03:09Come here, I will beat you to a pulp.
03:13You're asking for it!
03:19Host detected under frenzied monster attack.
03:23Defense plus ten. Defense plus ten.
03:25Oh, not bad. Harder!
03:26The lower back. Yeah, yeah. Focus on that spot.
03:29Give my spine a good massage, too.
03:31Save me some physio money. Harder!
03:33Defense plus six plus four.
03:35Defense plus two plus one plus one.
03:37Why are the numbers dropping? You're slacking off.
03:40Host's defense is up. The Ghost Bride's damage is down.
03:43So the bonus is lower. It's not slacking off.
03:46Ding! Congrats, Host. Your defense is maxed out.
03:48The C-rank monster, Ghost Bride, is exhausted.
03:52So grinding it to become invincible isn't going to work, huh?
03:55Need to find stronger ones. What a pain.
03:58Why?
04:02All right.
04:04Since you're out of moves, it's my turn now.
04:06Don't come any closer!
04:08You... what are you doing?
04:09I'm a monster! I'm not scared of you!
04:12Now, take this!
04:20Stop screaming! You dare to cry?
04:21The neighbors have to work tomorrow. Have you no shame?
04:26Sir, please let me go.
04:29I'm a poor soul.
04:31How poor?
04:32I was born into a comfortable family,
04:34loved by my parents,
04:35and had a boyfriend for eight years.
04:37Get to the point!
04:39On our wedding day,
04:40he ran off with another woman!
04:47Damn!
04:48I'm buried under mortgage and online loans!
04:50Working 24-7, commuting three hours,
04:52riding a shared bike like hell!
04:54I tried to get something for free,
04:56but got nothing!
04:57I won't even order takeout without a big coupon!
05:00You're trying to guilt trip me!
05:01You at least got to have a wedding!
05:03You were from a comfortable family!
05:05I know I was wrong!
05:06Can you let me go?
05:07Let you go to hurt others?
05:08No way!
05:09But your looks could rate S-rank.
05:11For your looks, I'll get you a job.
05:13From now on, you'll serve me, do laundry, and cook.
05:16Your monthly salary is three incense sticks.
05:18Fair deal, right?
05:20Three incense sticks?
05:21That's way too cheap!
05:23Hmm?
05:24Thanks for taking me in, boss!
05:26I'll serve you well!
05:35Hello, Monster Purification Bureau.
05:37Did you see anyone or anything suspicious?
05:40Just now?
05:41You mean the monster?
05:42I already took care of it.
05:44What's up?
05:45Sorry about this, but you'll need to come with us.
05:47For questioning.
05:48What?
05:49You gotta be kidding me!
05:50I gotta be at work by eight!
05:52They docked me 500 for being a minute late!
05:56Are you serious?
05:57This is insane!
05:58I'm an innocent bystander!
05:59Let go of me!
06:00System, why are you playing dead now?
06:02Apologies.
06:03I'm the get stronger when attacked by monster system, not the get stronger when attacked system.
06:08There's a difference.
06:09Dammit!
06:09My perfect attendance bonus!
06:16Crap, let me go!
06:17Five hours and you're still not done?
06:19I'm a busy man!
06:20You owe me for lost wages!
06:22Young man, take it easy.
06:23Our investigation shows your story is true.
06:26I get how you feel.
06:27Like hell you do!
06:28Then why don't you let me go?
06:29What if I get fired?
06:31Society's getting more hostile, monsters are resurging, and the economy's in a slump.
06:35Finding a job is tough these days.
06:37Look, our bureau is desperate for talent.
06:39Come work for us.
06:41What?
06:42As an intern investigator, $3,000 a month.
06:45How much?
06:47It is a bit low, but there's performance pay.
06:50You get a commission for every monster you take down.
06:53No upper limit.
06:57Don't worry.
06:58Before any assignment, you'll get special training.
07:00Stop right there!
07:02I don't need training!
07:06Starting today, I will dedicate myself to the monster purification bureau for life!
07:15A D-rank monster is $3,000, C-rank $5,000, B-rank is $10k, A-rank $50k, S-rank
07:21$100k.
07:22As an intern, I only get C-rank missions, but with my super cheat, getting rich is within reach.
07:27Easy money, here I come.
07:31It's been two hours, and I haven't seen a monster.
07:36I can't take it anymore.
07:38I do need some anti-frog training.
07:45Finally, my first order!
07:53Come on out, sweetheart.
07:58Huh?
07:59Monster Purification Bureau, this forest is haunted.
08:02Five women have been attacked here recently.
08:04The attacker is brutal.
08:05Leave now if you want to live.
08:06Don't get in the way of my money.
08:07Haunted?
08:08What year is this?
08:09Stop trying to scare us with your ghost stories.
08:12What are you scared of?
08:14I did hear recently that there were murders here.
08:16Maybe we should just go.
08:18Go?
08:20If you leave, what am I supposed to eat tonight?
08:29Trash from the Monster Purification Bureau, huh?
08:32After I finish my appetizer, I'll crush you.
08:35You're a big guy, but your courage is the size of a pea.
08:40Those muscles of yours look intimidating, but they're probably made of protein powder and gutter oil.
08:44All show, no go.
08:45You...
08:46What did you say?
08:47I said, you've got all that muscle, but your brain is mush.
08:50A coward who only picks on women.
08:52If you're a real man, you should fight men.
08:54Come on, fight me.
08:56I'll tear you apart.
08:57Bring it!
08:58Don't disappoint me!
09:02Host detected under attack by a C-ranked monster.
09:05Strength plus 10.
09:06My muscles are the world's most perfect masterpieces.
09:09How dare you insult them?
09:10Fuck!
09:11Go to hell!
09:11Die!
09:12That's it!
09:13Harder!
09:14Don't stop!
09:15You suicidal piece of trash!
09:17I'll pound you into paste!
09:19Strength plus 10, plus 10, plus 8, plus 6, plus 4.
09:27Ding!
09:29Congratulations!
09:30Your strength maxed out.
09:31This monster is useless to you now.
09:33You ignorant fool!
09:35You're so weak and you dare play the hero?
09:37That's what you get for messing with me?
09:40Oh?
09:41That's it?
09:43I'm not even warmed up yet.
09:45And you're already done?
09:46A man shouldn't finish that fast.
09:48Now it's my turn to stretch a bit.
09:52No!
09:53Impossible!
09:53What are you doing?
09:54Stay away from me!
09:58No!
09:58Impossible!
09:59You...
09:59What are you doing?
10:00Stay away from me!
10:05Big guy, huh?
10:06All show no go!
10:07Lots of muscle!
10:08Just dead weight!
10:09Can you take a hit?
10:10No, you can't!
10:11Stop!
10:12Stop it!
10:12If you don't stop, I'm gonna lose it!
10:14Lose it?
10:14Go ahead, lose it!
10:15I'm expecting your moves!
10:17Otherwise, where's the fun?
10:18I was wrong!
10:19Bro!
10:19Boss!
10:19I'm sorry!
10:20Please, don't...
10:20Don't stop!
10:21You got it!
10:22I'll grant you a wish!
10:30Gotcha!
10:32Someone help!
10:34Ah!
10:40Bro, eating people is in our nature.
10:42We can't help it.
10:43As for picking women, I just thought before eating them I could have a little fun first.
10:47So those five victims before, you had your fun and then ate them?
10:50Yeah, but I know I was wrong.
10:52I really know I was wrong.
10:54Please, boss, spare me.
10:55I'll be your dog, your mouse, even your spittoon.
10:57This is my family heirloom.
10:59It can detect monsters.
11:00Works every time.
11:02Take it and let me go.
11:03Oh my, a little extra bonus.
11:05So, you're saying yes?
11:07Saying yes?
11:08You look like a train wreck.
11:10A hideous monster.
11:11You're not even fit to be my dog.
11:15Just help me hit my quota.
11:16Anyway, a C rank is still worth 5,000.
11:19Had enough?
11:20If so, should we talk about my payment?
11:23You mean, if you don't mind?
11:26I...
11:27Hold on.
11:28I'm not that shallow.
11:29Just give me the cash.
11:30Huh?
11:34Took out a C rank monster in one night, made an extra 5,000, and got a treasure for free.
11:39Feet slaving away for over half a year.
11:42Flynn!
11:42Hey, Hugo, you're in a good mood.
11:44Win the lottery?
11:45Even better than the lottery.
11:47You know what?
11:48Things are getting intense.
11:49Monster are popping up everywhere.
11:51It's a total bloodbath.
11:53Shit.
11:53You're so excited about that?
11:55You're sick.
11:56No, no, no.
11:57That's not it.
11:57The Bureau just announced they're urgently adding a new team leader position.
12:01It's fair and open.
12:03Everyone can apply.
12:04I have a feeling that my career path is about to skyrocket.
12:08Is there...
12:08a raise?
12:10How much?
12:10Base pay of 20,000 plus performance bonuses.
12:1320?
12:1420,000?
12:15Wait, I mean the elites.
12:16You're just an intern.
12:17Why bother?
12:18What's wrong with being an intern investigator?
12:20That 20,000 base salary is as good as mine.
12:29Quiet!
12:30Now I'll announce the rules.
12:31There are 15 contestants.
12:33Besides the 14 elites, there's one intern investigator.
12:37All merit tokens have been activated.
12:39You will be forcibly teleported to a special sealed monster domain.
12:43Inside, a B-ranked monster lurks.
12:44The rules are simple.
12:45The first one to kill it becomes the new captain.
12:48After that, they get B-rank or above missions.
12:51That's it?
12:52Every elite has done that.
12:53That's too easy.
12:54Come in.
12:54Says who?
12:55That intern's not gonna make it.
12:56If I'd known about this, I would have signed up too.
12:59B-rank?
12:59B-rank?
13:00Jackpot?
13:00I have a question.
13:01If we kill this monster, does it count towards our performance?
13:05Yes.
13:05After the kill, there's a 10,000 bonus.
13:08Yes.
13:11Now initiate the teleport.
13:28How is this the place?
13:30Well, well.
13:31A paper doll monster.
13:32That's new.
13:33This B-ranked monster looks tough.
13:39A-rank?
13:39How is it an A-rank monster stage?
13:41All the previous investigators died in there.
13:44They're sending them to their deaths.
13:46Sam, what's going on?
13:47The coordinates are correct.
13:48We locked them in three days ago.
13:50I don't know why.
13:52You!
13:52Enough.
13:53Distorted spatial rules are a trait of the monster stage.
13:56We can't send reinforcements.
13:58Initiate forced recall on all contestants now.
14:00Mr. Clark, the teleport is one way.
14:02The monsters are not dead yet.
14:04We can't open the passage.
14:05What did you say?
14:11A monster stage?
14:12It's an A-rank monster stage.
14:14We're finished.
14:14No one gets out alive from a monster stage.
14:17We're dead.
14:18Stay calm.
14:18We can't panic now.
14:19I hear the rules here are strict.
14:21We must not break any taboos.
14:23What's there to fear?
14:24There are so many of us.
14:26If we find its weakness, we might just wear it down.
14:29Is that all?
14:30Hey!
14:31You extras on stage, you've been yapping long enough.
14:33Where's the lead?
14:34Why isn't the lead on stage yet?
14:36What's the holdup?
14:37Who's this idiot?
14:38If you want to die, don't drag us down with you.
14:57Finally, the opera monster.
14:59Bravo!
15:00Bravo!
15:01Holy crap!
15:02Is he out of his mind?
15:04He seems fine.
15:06Maybe if we cheer like him, we would have a shot at surviving.
15:10Excellent!
15:11Excellent!
15:12My performance is not over.
15:14Do not make a sound.
15:18How could this be?
15:20No noise during the performance and no leaving your seat.
15:23The five top investigators before us all died because of those two rules.
15:27That speed, that critical hit, this is an A rank.
15:31Jackpot!
15:32I'm really hitting the jackpot this time!
15:37The music hasn't ended.
15:38The crowd hasn't left.
15:40Once this final act is done, every guest in this hall will be killed.
15:46You're killed!
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