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Live to Hate You episode
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00:00:00Okay, Mom, here I am.
00:00:02Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:10Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:18And then Harvard.
00:00:20And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun, too.
00:00:23Fall in love.
00:00:25You voted Prone Queen.
00:00:26Prone Queen, Mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:35Promise me, Harper.
00:00:36I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my
00:00:40promise
00:00:41to her.
00:00:41And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:47Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:49Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:53Show me your abs.
00:00:56Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay?
00:00:57He's your boyfriend.
00:00:59Oh!
00:00:59Almost forgot, Mom.
00:01:01Figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:02You told me I figured it out.
00:01:04I'm running with Hamilton, so I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:09Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:10Okay, look.
00:01:11I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:12I only see you as a friend.
00:01:14What?
00:01:15Portia, stop.
00:01:15Stop.
00:01:20Jesus Christ.
00:01:21Portia, stop.
00:01:22Portia, stop.
00:01:29Stop.
00:01:36Stop.
00:01:39I think I just hit someone.
00:01:40Don't worry.
00:01:41I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:44Shit.
00:01:45Hey.
00:01:46Wake up.
00:01:49Relax.
00:01:50Because your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:52Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:55She's not breathing.
00:01:56She's not breathing.
00:01:56Hey, hey.
00:01:57Come on.
00:01:58Wake up.
00:01:59Wake up.
00:02:10My first kiss.
00:02:11His lips are so soft.
00:02:13I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:17Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:21Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:23Get off me, creep.
00:02:25What the fuck?
00:02:27I was trying to save your life.
00:02:28Right after almost taking it?
00:02:30Thanks.
00:02:31Typically rich jerk.
00:02:33Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:35Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:36What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:38You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:41Have?
00:02:44Have not.
00:02:45He means people from Trashkanistan, like you.
00:02:50And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure.
00:02:54That hair screams doobie.
00:03:01Let's go.
00:03:02Wait.
00:03:03You're just going to leave?
00:03:04Doodle-oo.
00:03:10But you almost killed me!
00:03:15Why are you entire assholes?
00:03:18Let's go!
00:03:19Let's go!
00:03:20Let's go!
00:03:20Let's go!
00:03:20Oh, dude, that sounds so insane.
00:03:22I know.
00:03:23You had to be there.
00:03:24I wish, man.
00:03:26Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:30Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:32It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:35Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:39Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:44Ew!
00:03:45Not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:47Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:51As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:04:01Oh, my God.
00:04:02That's your face.
00:04:08You?
00:04:11Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:13Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:16Korsha, please.
00:04:17How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:20Like, dog food for dinner for?
00:04:22Or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:26That's enough.
00:04:28Now, your social science projects.
00:04:31Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:36Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:39That's okay with me.
00:04:40I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:43Well, I'd run the same page, charity girl.
00:04:46Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate.
00:04:48He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:51Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:54I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:56Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:57That's enough.
00:04:58I've made my decision.
00:05:00You two will work together.
00:05:02Now, seats, please.
00:05:16Is the seat taken?
00:05:18Sure you'll be safe.
00:05:19Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:23What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:27That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:30It's got more freakin' flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:46Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:50You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:52Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:58Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:06:04Today we are discussing molar mass.
00:06:08Now, molar mass...
00:06:09This is why I hate rich boys.
00:06:11They're all the same.
00:06:13They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:20My pendant!
00:06:26I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:29I want you to have something.
00:06:32No, Mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:34It's yours now.
00:06:36It was my mother's before me, and her mother's before her.
00:06:40Wear it and think of me.
00:06:43I will, Mom.
00:06:44I'll wear it every day.
00:06:47Where is it?
00:06:50Home.
00:06:52I could've put it in here.
00:06:57Good.
00:06:58You're home.
00:06:59Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:07:01But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:07:06If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:07:10You know what I mean?
00:07:12Hmm?
00:07:13Ugh.
00:07:13I'd rather die.
00:07:16That's really generous of you. I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:28I'll take this as interest.
00:07:33Great, Harper.
00:07:34Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money, survive my first day at a new
00:07:39school, and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:44I was wearing it.
00:07:46Get off, sea creep!
00:07:48That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:51Yes, yes!
00:08:08Let me just give youerei.
00:08:09I have to have a 누가 milled, I've seen it all the time.
00:08:10I've seen that yay Phoebe.
00:08:10That is so funny.
00:08:10I've seen that, hallucinate me, and I'm really happy.
00:08:10Be my other.
00:08:11I'm really happy.
00:08:11I bought a game.
00:08:12I've seen that.
00:08:12You brought a game.
00:08:13You brought a game on top of my last time.
00:08:13We've seen that.
00:08:15I don't.
00:08:40I mean you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate
00:08:45In your dreams, you arrogant asshole
00:08:55Going somewhere?
00:08:57I want my necklace back, Dee
00:08:59What are you talking about?
00:09:01My pendant
00:09:02You took it this morning after you drove into me
00:09:04Okay, get real
00:09:05Why would I want anything you have?
00:09:08And it was barely a tap
00:09:10I don't believe you
00:09:11But I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:09:16I miss me
00:09:17I missed you
00:09:19I missed you too
00:09:24Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:28It's not what it looks like
00:09:30Really?
00:09:31How about how this looks?
00:09:34Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way
00:09:36It would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:42Okay
00:09:44How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:47I don't want your money, I want my necklace back
00:09:49I told you, I don't have it
00:09:52Shit
00:09:53I think he's telling the truth
00:09:59Here
00:10:00Give me $500 to delete that pic
00:10:02I don't want your money
00:10:05Then what do you want?
00:10:08I need somewhere to live
00:10:11My creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:10:14And the way he looks at me, I just
00:10:16I don't feel safe
00:10:22Never be
00:10:24Wait
00:10:28If you promise to keep my secret
00:10:31You can stay here
00:10:35Deal
00:10:38Uh, which side is mine?
00:10:44No side
00:10:44This is where you're sleeping
00:10:46What?
00:10:46No, I'm not living in your freaking closet
00:10:48This isn't what we agreed to
00:10:50I said you could stay
00:10:51I didn't say where
00:10:53But I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:55Yeah
00:10:57They won't mind
00:10:58I mind
00:11:00Look, my father
00:11:01Total hard ass
00:11:03There is no way he'd let you stay
00:11:04So, he can't know about this
00:11:06Take it or leave it
00:11:09Who am I kidding?
00:11:10Beggars can't be choosers
00:11:13All right
00:11:14We have a deal
00:11:16Hold up
00:11:17There will be rules
00:11:19Oh, definitely
00:11:20I know you spoil rich boys alike
00:11:23One
00:11:24Don't talk to me at school
00:11:26We are not friends
00:11:28Gladly
00:11:29Two
00:11:30Keep your hands to yourself
00:11:31Three
00:11:32Same goes to you
00:11:33No checking out my six pack
00:11:36Four
00:11:36No falling in love with me
00:11:41Deal?
00:11:52I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:59You have a key to my apartment?
00:12:02I'm the landlord
00:12:03This is my property
00:12:05Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:12:07Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:12:10I'm leaving
00:12:11I'll be gone in a minute
00:12:12Hey
00:12:13You signed the lease
00:12:15You doubled the rent
00:12:16Knowing I couldn't afford it
00:12:17I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:12:20Let me go
00:12:23Let me go
00:12:24Five hundred dollars
00:12:25Let me go
00:12:26Or you can work it off
00:12:32They got me
00:12:36They got me
00:12:44Keep still
00:12:48Get off her
00:12:51Get off her
00:12:53What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:13:00You better get out of here
00:13:02Before I knock your teeth out
00:13:10Hey
00:13:12Come on
00:13:12Let's get you out of here
00:13:17Whoa
00:13:18Hey
00:13:19I got you
00:13:21I'm okay
00:13:21I just need a moment
00:13:30I can't believe you saved me
00:13:33Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:37God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:39Food stamps
00:13:40You're gross, you know that?
00:13:46Oh man
00:13:47This mattress is so soft
00:13:49It's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:51You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:53I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:58That's spoiled rich young adult
00:14:00Thanks food stamps
00:14:02What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an ender for anyway?
00:14:07It was my mother's
00:14:09So it's like a family heirloom
00:14:12Yeah, something like that
00:14:15Except I don't have a family anymore
00:14:21You're not just one
00:14:36Come on
00:14:37Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:41And it must mean a lot to her
00:14:53Get in food stamps
00:14:55One time off
00:14:56Or you can relate
00:14:59Does it have a handle or
00:15:13I think this is a right trust fund
00:15:17I need to find my mother's necklace
00:15:19Give me your hands
00:15:21Are you gonna be gross again?
00:15:24Just give me your hands
00:15:30Wait, where was it?
00:15:32How did you find it?
00:15:33What is wrong with me?
00:15:34Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:39You lied to me last night
00:15:42You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:44That's how she sees me?
00:15:46Yep
00:15:47That's right
00:15:49Just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:53Ugh
00:15:53You're disgusting
00:15:58Get off me
00:16:03That's the second time you slapped me
00:16:04Guess who's walking to school?
00:16:06Enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:16:09Come on, get out
00:16:11Shoot
00:16:14Are you serious?
00:16:36Two thousand words in the civil war
00:16:38Guaranteed eight
00:16:39Nice
00:16:40Thank you
00:16:46Hey
00:16:47Keep that back
00:16:49Ha
00:16:49Selling school homework
00:16:51You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students
00:16:56Shit, he's gonna use this against me
00:16:58You blab on me, I'll blab on you
00:17:00You're totally assured destruction
00:17:02Relax, food stamps
00:17:04I'm not gonna rat you out
00:17:06In the meantime
00:17:08Try to be a better person
00:17:35That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches
00:17:49Oh my god, it's trash canistan
00:17:53Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:56Oh my god, it's a cleaner
00:17:57How precious
00:18:00Toilet cleaner
00:18:02How appropriate
00:18:07Toilet cleaner
00:18:25Toilet cleaner
00:18:31What was that?
00:18:35No, no, that must be wrong
00:18:37Who put her name in the bowl?
00:18:38Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:18:44Come on
00:18:54What's going on?
00:18:55Is this some type of game?
00:18:57Seven minutes in heaven
00:18:58You've never played before?
00:18:59You get seven minutes in the dark together
00:19:02You get seven minutes in the dark together
00:19:03And you gotta make them all count
00:19:04Nudity is highly incurred
00:19:09Damn, bro
00:19:10Way to make those seven minutes count
00:19:14I want to say that name
00:19:16Show it to me
00:19:17Now
00:19:19Might as well get it over with
00:19:21What's wrong?
00:19:22Too scared to play?
00:19:39Give me that
00:19:40Yes
00:19:43Just take it
00:19:48Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:51Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:53None of your business
00:19:55Then why pick me?
00:19:56Because you hate me
00:19:58Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:20:01You're definitely safe with me
00:20:02Couldn't think of anything worse
00:20:03Straight back at you
00:20:05This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:20:08What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:20:10We need a kiss
00:20:16Everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:20:17Just two seconds
00:20:19Enough to mess up your lipstick
00:20:23And make it look good
00:20:35This is ridiculous
00:20:36Hey, you think I want this?
00:20:39Without the way, thank you
00:20:43Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:21:09Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:21:11Good boy
00:21:13That bitch
00:21:14I can't let her so Anderson from me
00:21:16My hair is caught in you stupid belt buckle
00:21:18Okay, um, hold on
00:21:20Let me just
00:21:21Okay, okay, go, go, go
00:21:23How could her?
00:21:24Okay, let me try something else
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Lucky girl
00:21:31Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:21:33If you know what I mean
00:21:36Go, Andy!
00:21:38Hold still for a sec
00:21:39I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:21:41I need to get out of here now
00:21:43I need to get out of here now
00:21:44Just take a deep breath
00:21:46I can't breathe
00:21:48Try to think of something else
00:21:50Anything else
00:21:51Okay
00:21:52Why did you really pick me?
00:21:54Why do you care?
00:21:56Because you're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:58So if you have a crush on me
00:22:00I'd like to know
00:22:01So I can protect myself
00:22:02Protect yourself?
00:22:04Please
00:22:04If anyone has a crush on anyone
00:22:06It's you
00:22:07On me
00:22:07Oh!
00:22:09Be real!
00:22:10Oh my god, you're so full of yourself
00:22:12I need to get out of here
00:22:13Hang on, careful!
00:22:19Ow!
00:22:23Oh my god
00:22:29What a little whore
00:22:31I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants
00:22:37I just thought what it looks like
00:22:42Not cool, Portia
00:22:43Anderson?
00:22:48Hurry up
00:23:05You're home late?
00:23:06You okay?
00:23:08I'm amazing
00:23:09I love cleaning up after rich kids
00:23:11It's my passion in life
00:23:14I meant because of Portia
00:23:16She went in pretty hard at the party
00:23:19Yeah, she's a bully
00:23:21That's what bullies do
00:23:25Why do you care?
00:23:28She's right
00:23:29Why do I care?
00:23:31I don't
00:23:33Obviously
00:23:34But
00:23:35I'd hate for you to quit
00:23:36Before you save up enough money
00:23:37To, you know
00:23:38Move out of my closet
00:23:40Trust me
00:23:41No one wants that more than me
00:23:43Hey, you know
00:23:46Signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:23:50Isn't gonna make you prom queen
00:23:53Oh my god
00:23:54How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:24:01Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:24:03I don't care about fashion and popularity
00:24:07Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:24:12I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:24:16It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything and
00:24:20She was dying
00:24:22So, I promise
00:24:25Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:24:29Portia, she always wins
00:24:31Always
00:24:33I have to try
00:24:34For my mom
00:24:38Anderson?
00:24:39Shit, it's my father
00:24:41You wanted to see me?
00:24:42Okay, get in the closet
00:24:43Wait, go
00:24:44Wait, wait, wait
00:24:50Father
00:24:57What do you want?
00:25:00The, um...
00:25:01Dean's Awards are this week
00:25:02Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:25:04You think the business runs itself?
00:25:06I can't take time off for every little thing
00:25:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:25:13Poor Anderson
00:25:14It's like his dad hates him
00:25:16I don't need you there
00:25:18It's cool
00:25:23What was that?
00:25:24Uh, my phone
00:25:28Must have left it in my coat pocket
00:25:56Hi
00:25:57I'm Harper
00:25:58Anderson's study partner
00:26:00We've got a big assignment together
00:26:08You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall
00:26:11Yes, that's me
00:26:12I don't care what you do when you're not here
00:26:16But don't bring trash into my home
00:26:18Are you for real?
00:26:20I'm not trash
00:26:21She's not like that, father
00:26:22My oversex son
00:26:24Is the heir of a great fortune
00:26:26And a renown name
00:26:27And no slippery street slut
00:26:29Is gonna fuck her way into our world
00:26:31So, you can hump your little gold digging shovel elsewhere
00:26:35Stop it, father
00:26:37I'm not interested in your money
00:26:39Huh
00:26:41The mating call of every parasite everywhere
00:26:46Don't ever let me see her here again
00:26:50Yes, sir
00:26:59Look, I'm sorry
00:27:01He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about
00:27:05I can't stay here
00:27:08Where are you gonna go?
00:27:10Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:27:13He's just a shithead money making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant
00:27:18Give me a reason to stay
00:27:21I've never met anyone like her
00:27:24I don't want her to go
00:27:28Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets
00:27:33Okay, like I don't, I don't care what he says
00:27:35Do you?
00:27:38All right
00:27:39I'll stay
00:27:40Because you asked so nicely
00:27:46Besides
00:27:47You can't exactly run away when you have socks full of holes
00:27:52Can you food stamps?
00:27:53Has anyone ever told you're a complete jerk?
00:27:56Once or twice
00:27:58Come on, come get it
00:28:00Come on, come get it
00:28:01Get my shoes
00:28:02Get out
00:28:21Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:28:24Let me guess
00:28:25Scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner
00:28:27I don't want any trouble
00:28:29And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here
00:28:32Now, it's about what I want
00:28:34Whatever you say
00:28:36Good!
00:28:38And I say, lick my feet
00:28:41What?
00:28:43Get on your knees
00:28:45And lick my shoes clean, you rag
00:28:48Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:28:50Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me
00:28:53I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it
00:28:57Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world
00:28:59So if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me
00:29:02Problems are
00:29:03How dare you talk to me like that?
00:29:05You're the one who started it, I just want to go to class
00:29:07Do you know how lucky you are?
00:29:09To be at Cavendish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you
00:29:15Newsflash, having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate
00:29:19It says a pathetic, penniless orphan
00:29:27What?
00:29:29No!
00:29:32On your knees, rag
00:29:35Stop!
00:29:45Now lick
00:29:46Like you love it
00:29:51No!
00:29:52Oh my god, it's my toes!
00:29:55Now lick
00:29:58Like you love it
00:30:00No!
00:30:05Oh my god, it's my toes!
00:30:08Oh my god, it's my toes!
00:30:09Oh shit!
00:30:11Sorry, Porsche
00:30:12That's fine
00:30:14Are you okay?
00:30:16No, of course I'm not okay
00:30:17Is it broken?
00:30:20I don't know, looks fine to me
00:30:22Right, Miles?
00:30:24Straight
00:30:25Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:30:27What?
00:30:27No, no, no, no
00:30:29Have you got blackheads?
00:30:30No, shut up!
00:30:33Babe, you look great
00:30:35You're always beautiful
00:30:37Don't fuck up to me!
00:30:42This is your fault
00:30:46Porsche
00:30:47Totally my bad, okay?
00:30:49I owe you one
00:30:50You bet you do, Andy
00:30:54It hurts
00:30:55You're so pretty
00:30:56Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:31:14You're not wearing any pants
00:31:16You've got a nose for these things, food stamps
00:31:18How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:31:26You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating
00:31:29You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:31:32I just don't want to hang over my head
00:31:35Aw, poor food stamps
00:31:36Has it been playing on your mind?
00:31:38Just tell me what you want, trust fund
00:31:44How about, finish our assignment?
00:31:47I want an A
00:31:48No, A plus
00:31:51So, make it good, okay?
00:31:55But I'm already doing our half of the assignment
00:31:57Yeah, it'll be character building
00:32:00I hate you so much
00:32:02Really? I barely think about you
00:32:04Wait!
00:32:09Before you go
00:32:12Why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:32:20Tell me the truth
00:32:22It was a clean spike
00:32:24Just out of Ham's reach
00:32:27It was in the complete opposite direction
00:32:30Why'd you save me?
00:32:32Cause, I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time
00:32:35She doesn't need to punch down
00:32:38So I'm beneath her?
00:32:40Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:32:43Sure
00:32:43I could fight back if I wanted to
00:32:46Portia doesn't run this school
00:32:47Even though she thinks she does
00:32:50And I'll prove that when I'm being prom queen
00:32:53Okay, look, in all seriousness
00:32:56You've got
00:32:57Eddie, dude
00:32:59Hope you're ready to party
00:33:01Yes, Edison
00:33:02It's time for you to make it up to me
00:33:04Of course you can't know I'm living here
00:33:06What do we do? What do we do?
00:33:08Take something quick!
00:33:10Okay, get in the bed
00:33:12Yeah, yeah, come on, quick
00:33:15Get in the bed
00:33:16What are you doing?
00:33:20Hold my phone, girl
00:33:29Let's go
00:33:29Dude, get a shirt on
00:33:31It's gonna be a big night
00:33:32And you know I like my nights big
00:33:35I thought I was meeting you guys at the party
00:33:37Portia figured you could be a designated driver
00:33:40Since, you know, you all wear one
00:33:43More than one, my nose is really sore
00:33:48Gotta go mess up your bathroom
00:33:52So...
00:33:54How are you...
00:34:00Really...
00:34:05How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:34:11Portia, we talked about this
00:34:18Are you...
00:34:19Alright? Is there something wrong?
00:34:22Yeah
00:34:22Nope
00:34:29What's under here?
00:34:37What's under here?
00:34:39Nothing
00:34:41All good, just, um...
00:34:44Big story from volleyball practice
00:34:49Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:34:52Yeah, I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and...
00:34:54I'll see you guys outside in five
00:34:55Cool
00:34:57Porsche, let's go
00:35:04Thank God, I nearly suffocated
00:35:07Thanks for saving me, Anderson
00:35:08You're the best
00:35:10Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do
00:35:12If horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me
00:35:15And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:35:18Are you a vegan or something?
00:35:19Sorry
00:35:20Thought they changed the sheets
00:35:22Wait, is that...
00:35:24Oh my God! Ew!
00:35:26Ew, ew, ew
00:35:28Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps
00:35:31And get our assignment done
00:35:38Wait...
00:35:40Let me go...
00:35:41Let me go...
00:35:43That's better
00:35:45Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:35:49No, never
00:35:52And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:35:54Don't change the subject
00:35:57You were actually nice to me...
00:35:58For once
00:36:03So...
00:36:03Just...
00:36:04Let me know if there's...
00:36:05Anything else...
00:36:06You wanna do to thank me
00:36:14Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan
00:36:16Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan
00:36:17You're just a speed bump on his privileged road
00:36:20Never in my lifetime
00:36:22Cause I still hate you
00:36:24Hate you more
00:36:32It took all night that I finally completed your half of our assignment
00:36:37Better be an A-plus, food stamps
00:36:40So I've done all the work and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:36:45100%
00:36:47Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick
00:36:50Now help me win prom queen or this goes straight to the dean
00:36:55Shit
00:36:58Well done, food stamps
00:37:00You got me
00:37:06You have to make everyone fall in love with me
00:37:11Give me a break, food stamps
00:37:13I'm not a miracle worker
00:37:29You need at least half the votes to win prom queen
00:37:32How am I supposed to do that?
00:37:34Be you?
00:37:36Or...
00:37:36Option B...
00:37:37Give people shit they like
00:37:38Huh?
00:37:39Fam kids are easy
00:37:40Just feed them
00:37:42Here we go
00:37:46Here we go
00:37:46Here we go
00:37:48Here we go
00:37:48Here we go
00:37:49Here we go
00:37:50Here we go
00:37:50Here we go
00:37:52Here we go
00:37:53Drama kids
00:37:53Crane attention
00:37:54Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars
00:37:58Uh...
00:37:58Hey guys
00:37:59Uh...
00:38:00I loved your performance in the last school play
00:38:02Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:38:08I know
00:38:09That'll...
00:38:10Yeah, okay
00:38:13Oh my god, love it
00:38:14Thanks guys
00:38:15Oh my god
00:38:16As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:38:24Yeah, sorry
00:38:25No chance
00:38:27What do you mean?
00:38:27I need their votes to win
00:38:29Yeah
00:38:29You're screwed
00:38:32Look, the only way is to really impress these guys
00:38:36So what do you got?
00:38:38Boobs
00:38:41And I can be popular
00:38:42And I got boobs
00:38:45You got any gold medals?
00:38:47No
00:38:48You got any scholarships?
00:38:50No
00:38:51But
00:38:53I might have something which
00:38:54Could cause a lot of noise around here
00:38:57And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament
00:39:01Where the only thing hotter than the sand
00:39:03Is trying to stand your partner
00:39:06On the blue team
00:39:07Harper
00:39:07And Anderson
00:39:09Um...
00:39:09So...
00:39:09Who are we playing against?
00:39:13And on the red team
00:39:14We have
00:39:15Portia
00:39:16And...
00:39:17Hamilton
00:39:18You're shitting me
00:39:19I...
00:39:20I thought you were playing with me
00:39:23That's what she said
00:39:25It is literally what she said
00:39:27Yo, Anderson!
00:39:28Looking good, man
00:39:29Thanks for coming, guys
00:39:31What's wrong, Portia?
00:39:33Scared I beat ya?
00:39:37I'll never be scared of something as basic and low rent as you, Rag
00:39:41Let's play then
00:39:44Let's go
00:39:46Yo, what's up, guys?
00:39:47Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament
00:39:49I killed
00:39:52Okay
00:39:53My potential voters are here
00:39:55Time to impress the hell out of them
00:39:57You got this
00:39:58Okay?
00:40:11Oh, what a hit!
00:40:12Woo!
00:40:14It's there, bitch!
00:40:16Woo!
00:40:20Remember who you're playing against
00:40:27Hey!
00:40:28Hey!
00:40:29Oh, and the spike from Anderson
00:40:32It's cool
00:40:32We can wait for you to call your daddy for help
00:40:36At least I have a daddy
00:41:09How can you play with him?
00:41:12So you can train a pig to smile
00:41:14address one!
00:41:15What?
00:41:16I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:41:18I mean, us
00:41:19we've known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm
00:41:24letting the school janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team hey you okay
00:41:48of course that was bullshit
00:41:53get out of here lame whatever what what is that followers are gonna hate this you got this okay
00:42:15oh my god is that porsche whoa babe that was some head are you okay
00:42:26do i look okay can you help please
00:42:43great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:42:50hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:42:54yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team here taking out porsche like that
00:42:59you're gonna be viral wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the
00:43:06cops to porsche's house
00:43:09i will kill her it's just a game porsche somebody even says she's running for prom queen
00:43:15i'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:43:21who cares anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him
00:43:27she might not change you too porsche you've been prom queen like every year starting to come off as
00:43:37greedy or or needy needy
00:43:43i didn't mean why aren't you supporting me why is everything changing
00:43:52just go go i'm fine
00:43:59i'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people i love
00:44:19i'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:44:27happy valentine
00:44:42for you
00:44:43hey wait did anderson just get me a valentine
00:44:53what the fuck someone else is giving harper valentine
00:44:57i know she looks like a walking cox off near to me but she's obviously somebody's home buddy
00:45:11yeah that'll be good for you
00:45:13it will that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:45:17so who's it from
00:45:18oh hey that's mine give it back
00:45:21how do you know
00:45:22i had a note
00:45:24yeah you from
00:45:28don't even know
00:45:29but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:45:39uh did you a favor
00:45:41tastes kind of weird
00:45:42typical trust fund jerk
00:45:45always taking your every
00:45:49anderson
00:45:50oh what the
00:45:52anderson anderson what
00:45:54help
00:45:59anderson
00:46:00help
00:46:01help
00:46:02oh but
00:46:02shit it's it's drugs
00:46:05that was meant for me
00:46:08anderson
00:46:08wake up
00:46:09yep
00:46:12reminder
00:46:13all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:46:17the dean awards are today
00:46:18it is about to commence
00:46:19anderson really need to wake up
00:46:20oh sorry
00:46:23oh sorry
00:46:23whoa
00:46:24wake up
00:46:25anderson
00:46:29oh my god
00:46:31oh my god
00:46:31oh my god
00:46:33they don't need you
00:46:35Bryce
00:46:35you're heavy
00:46:39trust fund
00:46:40wake up
00:46:41wake up
00:46:42wake up
00:46:42oh my god
00:46:46oh my god
00:46:47oh my god
00:46:50anderson
00:46:52anderson
00:46:54anderson please wake up
00:46:55wake up
00:46:58please
00:46:59oh my god
00:47:01oh my god
00:47:04oh my god
00:47:35no no we don't have time for this really nice thing
00:47:37yeah we do
00:47:38no no i need to get you to the dean awards
00:47:41shit what's going on
00:47:44why do i feel drunk
00:47:45i'll explain later
00:47:46okay we need to go
00:47:48did you
00:47:49get me drunk
00:47:50just so you can get me in the shower
00:47:52still awake
00:47:53yes
00:47:54i don't know why i didn't do it earlier
00:47:56but come on we need to get you some dry clothes
00:47:58and we need to go
00:48:01okay roughly
00:48:02we had a spare shirt
00:48:04we've also found
00:48:05so
00:48:06you can deal with this
00:48:08and i will deal with that
00:48:11okay
00:48:12okay
00:48:13yep
00:48:14yep
00:48:14that's it
00:48:16good
00:48:16little
00:48:18big
00:48:19boy
00:48:21cool
00:48:30you're not ready
00:48:31what
00:48:32yeah like
00:48:34when you were kissing
00:48:35now you're addressing me
00:48:37but
00:48:38shouldn't i be
00:48:40undressing you
00:48:41we don't have time for this
00:48:43you're not gonna miss out on your award because someone hates me
00:48:46calling anderson savage please make your way to the dean's office
00:48:50oh
00:48:51oh
00:48:52you're staying
00:48:52ah ah nice
00:48:54oh yeah
00:48:57this is the first time our russican has not turned up
00:49:01okay
00:49:02confidence
00:49:02confidence
00:49:04he's here
00:49:05oh
00:49:06just in time anderson
00:49:08a step forward please
00:49:11so this is for your courage
00:49:14above and beyond the color of beauty
00:49:16congratulations
00:49:17yes
00:49:21mr savage
00:49:24you have made us all very proud at cavanish hall
00:49:30thank you sir
00:49:35he looks great
00:49:42what did you do to earn this
00:49:44uh
00:49:45there was a
00:49:46thing
00:49:47last year
00:49:49right here
00:49:50actually
00:49:51wait
00:49:52you saved that
00:49:53guy from drowning in the rip
00:49:55it was all over tv
00:49:57and your father didn't want to see you get a word for this
00:49:59dude what's his problem
00:50:01what you did was so brave
00:50:04thanks
00:50:04thanks
00:50:04no seriously
00:50:06i'm proud of you trustman
00:50:08i should wear this everyday
00:50:09it feels just like i'm falling
00:50:14are you serious
00:50:15yeah
00:50:16no
00:50:17you're feeling
00:50:18no
00:50:19control
00:50:20try to
00:50:21push it down
00:50:23wait
00:50:26did we shower together
00:50:30why don't you remember
00:50:32not really
00:50:34i know you were there
00:50:35and
00:50:37and
00:50:37you were wet
00:50:40i don't know
00:50:42it's fuzzy
00:50:45he's forgotten what happened
00:50:47i
00:50:47put you in the shower to soap you up
00:50:50okay
00:50:52i still feel like i'm missing something
00:50:54that's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world
00:50:57nope
00:50:58that's pretty much it really
00:51:01sure you're not holding out on me food stamps
00:51:03why would i do that
00:51:06i don't know
00:51:07maybe i did something gross
00:51:08like
00:51:10fart in your face
00:51:11or
00:51:11no no no
00:51:13you're clear on vote counts
00:51:15i promise
00:51:16okay
00:51:17anyway
00:51:19i need to go
00:51:20gotta go find my progress
00:51:22i'd offer to help but
00:51:24not really my area of expertise
00:51:26good at taking them off
00:51:27not so much at buying them
00:51:29okay
00:51:30information i did not need to know
00:51:32i'll see you later
00:51:33yeah
00:51:38hey harper
00:51:44what you did today
00:51:47thank you
00:52:03is that for prom
00:52:04uh
00:52:04kinda
00:52:06yeah
00:52:06it's cool
00:52:08very very cool
00:52:09so it's not
00:52:11show me
00:52:13seriously
00:52:14you're not gonna show me
00:52:15it's 20 years bad luck
00:52:18that's for weddings
00:52:18come on
00:52:19follow me
00:52:21it's easy for an hour
00:52:29i know
00:52:30i know
00:52:30i know
00:52:31it's a poop emoji
00:52:33yeah
00:52:34no one's gonna
00:52:35eggplant emoji that
00:52:37i got it from a thrift store
00:52:38i didn't see the stain until i got home so
00:52:41can you like
00:52:42i don't know
00:52:43wash it or something
00:52:45i'll figure it out
00:52:46just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it
00:52:48just
00:52:49go
00:52:50go
00:52:52okay
00:52:58mom you need to rest
00:52:59no
00:53:00this is important
00:53:01i don't want you to miss out on anything cause i'm gone
00:53:05don't let my death be the thing that limits your life
00:53:11okay
00:53:12okay mom
00:53:14cavendish
00:53:15harvard
00:53:16home queen
00:53:16i'll do it all i'll do it all for you
00:53:25mom
00:53:28mom
00:53:35shit
00:53:38i'm so screwed i have nothing to wear to prom
00:53:48hey
00:53:50i need you to do something for me
00:53:55note yourself
00:53:56next time have rich parents
00:54:02correction harper
00:54:03have parents
00:54:10no
00:54:10food stamps
00:54:10you need to come with me
00:54:12i can't
00:54:13prom's only four hours away
00:54:14i have to make this work
00:54:16harper
00:54:17trust me
00:54:18okay
00:54:33don't worry
00:54:34my dad's away in a business trip
00:54:35my dad's away in a business trip
00:54:37is taylor swift coming
00:54:39yes
00:54:40t swizzle is coming to prom
00:54:42the boss stylist gavin
00:54:44is a family friend
00:54:45him and his team are gonna
00:54:47create some
00:54:48serious magic
00:54:50what
00:54:51andrews you know this is way too much
00:54:53look
00:54:53look do you want to be prom queen or not
00:54:55look do you want to be prom queen or not
00:54:55of course i want to be prom queen but not like
00:54:57not like this
00:54:59why not
00:55:00because i can't afford it okay
00:55:02i spend all my wages on this stupid stained dress
00:55:07i know
00:55:08i know
00:55:09which is why this one's on me
00:55:10okay
00:55:13why are you doing this for me
00:55:15because i want you to have the best
00:55:18doesn't matter
00:55:19just enjoy it okay
00:55:22everyone this is harper
00:55:24she wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now
00:55:29just say yes
00:55:31harper
00:55:32but we hate each other
00:55:34we sure do
00:55:35you kicked me out of your car
00:55:37you blackmailed me into letting you live here
00:55:39and you made me live in your closet
00:55:40then yesterday you saved me with the dean's award
00:55:44so every favor has a price is that it?
00:55:46hey i'm just getting in early before you demand something massive
00:55:50you know like my
00:55:52car
00:55:58all right
00:55:59i'll do it
00:55:59great
00:56:01gav
00:56:01she's all yours
00:56:03i'll be back later to pick you up for prom
00:56:09be gentle on me i'm a makeover virgin
00:56:12even better
00:56:14this will be fun
00:56:17okay
00:56:17sit
00:56:18let's go
00:56:20color
00:56:20yes
00:56:21black
00:56:21funeral
00:56:24gotta do this
00:56:25yes
00:56:27fun trap
00:56:28catch
00:56:29it's okay we'll get there
00:56:31yes
00:56:33yes
00:56:33sparkle
00:56:35ooh
00:56:36pretty
00:56:37go
00:56:38come on
00:56:42no
00:56:48it's getting close
00:56:52i am amazing
00:56:54i am amazing
00:56:55you really did it this time
00:56:57are you ready to go?
00:57:05yeah she's gonna look so beautiful in these
00:57:08and she'll accept them
00:57:09she's already freaking out about getting made over
00:57:15no
00:57:15dumped hamilton
00:57:16need to be with you
00:57:17what?
00:57:18nights are night
00:57:20man hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:57:25shit
00:57:29sorry
00:57:30got an issue
00:57:31uber out front will take you to prom
00:57:33oh
00:57:34i hope he's okay
00:57:36okay girl
00:57:36looks like you're doing this alone
00:57:53will he think i'm pretty?
00:57:54is this what he usually goes for?
00:58:01wow
00:58:01it's like a dream
00:58:15where is Anderson?
00:58:17where is Anderson?
00:58:17he should've come running
00:58:18how humiliating if he doesn't come
00:58:21waiting for something?
00:58:24we need to talk
00:58:26seriously
00:58:27hamilton
00:58:28i told you
00:58:29it's not working out
00:58:30so who's it working out for then?
00:58:33who are you dressed up for?
00:58:36am i really doing this?
00:58:39what if Portia is right and i really don't belong here?
00:58:43they're all rich and elite and i'm just
00:58:46me
00:58:48shit i can't do it
00:58:50forgot to say carper
00:58:52do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:58:54risk everything
00:58:54or walk away and break your promise to your mom
00:59:10oh my god
00:59:12is that charity girl harper?
00:59:15that dress is fire
00:59:17she looks so hot
00:59:21how can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:59:34yes
00:59:40finally he's coming for me
00:59:47hey food stamps
00:59:49you look amazing
00:59:51yes
00:59:54you don't look half bad yourself trust fund
01:00:00um... may i?
01:00:11are you fucking kidding me?
01:00:13welcome seniors to your prom
01:00:15tonight
01:00:16is for making lasting memories
01:00:20appreciating each other
01:00:21and cementing friendships
01:00:23that will support you for life
01:00:26everyone take your partners for the first dance
01:00:30that pig eyed bitch
01:00:33so
01:00:34before the whole queue of jocks line up
01:00:36how about it food stamps?
01:00:39you're joking
01:00:40i'm not
01:00:43harper
01:00:43you're the most beautiful girl here
01:00:48obviously
01:00:48obviously because of me
01:00:49i mean i chose the dress
01:00:50and
01:00:51i'd say they got a pretty flawless taste
01:00:53so
01:00:55how about it food stamps?
01:00:57are we gonna dance or
01:00:58what?
01:01:00i so want to more than anything
01:01:03but
01:01:04can i trust this?
01:01:16okay
01:01:18put your hands here
01:01:19put your hands here
01:01:24hey not bad food stamps
01:01:25here
01:01:26probably
01:01:35no
01:01:37no
01:01:37no
01:01:41no
01:01:42no
01:01:48no
01:01:54no
01:02:05It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
01:02:09Horsha Leon, a queen for many years.
01:02:12Thank you for your service.
01:02:14But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
01:02:29Be cool, Horsha.
01:02:31What is happening?
01:02:32That crown is mine.
01:02:34I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:02:37Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:02:41But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you
01:02:45were with him.
01:02:47Wait.
01:02:48Anderson and Horsha were never together?
01:02:51This isn't real.
01:02:52This isn't happening.
01:02:54It is.
01:02:55You'll deal with it.
01:02:57Sorry, Horsha.
01:02:59I gotta go be king.
01:03:05It's hard to play.
01:03:16And you're king and queen.
01:03:23Well done, first of all.
01:03:25Thanks.
01:03:30I did it, Mom.
01:03:32Just like we promised.
01:03:35I'm prom queen.
01:03:37It's true.
01:03:39Horsha broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:03:44I always thought Anderson was really good to her.
01:03:47Friends and lovers, right?
01:03:51It's you.
01:03:53It's you.
01:03:53Of course, yeah.
01:03:54Congratulations.
01:03:56I probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:04:03so you could win.
01:04:04I don't believe you.
01:04:06I don't believe you.
01:04:06Makes sense to me.
01:04:08And me.
01:04:09Hey, Mayas.
01:04:10Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:04:13Seth.
01:04:14Lots of.
01:04:15There you go.
01:04:17If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:04:21I'm going to go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:04:24I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:04:27I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:04:28You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:04:30There's no way you beat me.
01:04:31Not in a million years.
01:04:32Marsha, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:04:38A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:04:44You know the truth, witch.
01:04:46You're nothing.
01:04:47You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:04:52You're trash.
01:04:53A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:05:00Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:05:02That's right.
01:05:04So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:05:07Oh, now you're getting it.
01:05:09And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:05:18Ouch.
01:05:19That is a good point.
01:05:24Don't worry, Portia.
01:05:26Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:05:49Whoa.
01:05:50Oh, my God.
01:05:54You okay?
01:05:55I think so.
01:05:57Ow!
01:05:58Jesus.
01:06:00What did you just do?
01:06:01You tripped on my hem.
01:06:03I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:06:05Bullshit.
01:06:06No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:06:09What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:06:12You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:06:14I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:06:17Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:06:21I don't know.
01:06:22The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the roadhead looks.
01:06:25Fuck you!
01:06:26What a bunch of lies.
01:06:28Hey, how's your ankle? Are you okay?
01:06:31It's okay, it's okay. I'm okay.
01:06:35You're not okay, miss.
01:06:38I got you.
01:06:41You okay?
01:06:42I will be.
01:06:45Okay.
01:06:46Now don't go anywhere.
01:06:49Uh, I'm gonna take your shoes off, okay?
01:06:52Yeah.
01:06:52Is it bad?
01:06:53Yeah.
01:06:54It's gonna need some strapping.
01:06:59Can we talk?
01:07:00If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:07:04I have none.
01:07:08I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:07:14That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:07:17You went to see Portia?
01:07:19Hamilton.
01:07:20Well, her check.
01:07:22He kind of saw it coming.
01:07:24Poor guy.
01:07:25I don't understand.
01:07:27I don't understand.
01:07:27Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:07:31It's like she's in love with you.
01:07:33I don't love her.
01:07:35Portia and I, we were never together.
01:07:37What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:07:41You know, she always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:07:47Why didn't you just say that?
01:07:49Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:07:51Because I had to be sure.
01:07:53Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:07:56Let's face it.
01:07:57You never would have believed me.
01:07:59I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:08:03Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:08:06About a lot of things.
01:08:14Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:08:20Uh, I got you something.
01:08:29I thought I would go with your dress.
01:08:33Wow.
01:08:34They're so lovely.
01:08:36Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:08:39No, no, no.
01:08:40You've already been too generous.
01:08:42It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:08:44I have a trust one, remember?
01:08:55Oh, beautiful.
01:08:57They are beautiful.
01:09:01I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:09:05How's your ankle?
01:09:07Better.
01:09:08They won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:09:11Says who?
01:09:15Really?
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:21Uh, okay.
01:09:22Put your feet on mine.
01:09:29Okay.
01:09:38Is this real?
01:09:40Is this really happening?
01:09:42I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:09:46Uh,
01:09:49No.
01:10:15I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:10:18I'm sorry.
01:10:21You gotta do the lace of the bun.
01:11:01I know they went this way.
01:11:03Edison has to listen to me.
01:11:04I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:11:07And once he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:11:11he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:11:14He'll see that.
01:11:17How could he choose that loser over me?
01:11:23Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:11:38Um, if you're worried about us being seen together,
01:11:41we don't need to hang.
01:11:44What? You're sick of me already?
01:11:48Hey.
01:11:50You're mine.
01:11:52But your dad still hates me.
01:11:56Yep.
01:11:57And you know what?
01:11:59He can go fuck himself.
01:12:01In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:12:07Come on.
01:12:08Come on.
01:12:34Hi.
01:12:34Slut.
01:12:35Slut.
01:12:36Sucking her way to the top.
01:12:38This is gonna finish her once and for all.
01:12:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:54This can't be happening.
01:12:55No.
01:13:00Give us a smile or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:13:05Shh.
01:13:06You did this?
01:13:07No.
01:13:08You did the crime, remember?
01:13:12Why are you doing this to me?
01:13:13Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:13:18It's only fair that innocent knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:13:21You're horrible.
01:13:22And you're a thief.
01:13:24So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:13:27Half of it's missing.
01:13:29What? No, no, you're a liar.
01:13:31You're finished here, Rag.
01:13:33If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:13:38What the hell is this?
01:13:39This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:13:47Is this true?
01:13:48You have a police record?
01:13:51That's true.
01:13:52That is not true.
01:13:52I would never steal from anyone.
01:13:55Too funny.
01:13:56Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little twist?
01:14:00We feel better.
01:14:09Tell me.
01:14:12There was this guy born at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:14:18He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:14:24What? To punish you?
01:14:27He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:14:31You believe me, don't you?
01:14:33Harper.
01:14:34Don't answer that, son.
01:14:36What are you doing here?
01:14:39Parshia called me.
01:14:40This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:14:43I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:14:46Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:14:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:14:56That's not fair.
01:14:58You don't know her.
01:15:00As president of the parents' committee, I'm gonna do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you
01:15:07expelled.
01:15:08In fact, I'm gonna cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:15:11What?
01:15:14Harper.
01:15:18Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:15:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:15:23Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:15:26Exactly.
01:15:26Let's just get things back to normal.
01:15:32Harper!
01:15:37Jesus, she's gone.
01:15:42Come on.
01:15:47Come on, pick up. Please, Harper.
01:15:49Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:16:04Come on.
01:16:12Call Harper.
01:16:24Call Hamilton.
01:16:30Hey.
01:16:32Hey, some shit's going down.
01:16:34Dude, look. Harper's run off.
01:16:36I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:16:39I need you to call her.
01:16:41Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:16:42Please, man.
01:16:43I don't know, man.
01:16:44This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:16:47Look, Hamilton.
01:16:48I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:16:51If you don't help me, she's gonna disappear forever and I'll never see her again.
01:16:55You gotta help me, man. Please.
01:16:59Harper.
01:17:01Hey.
01:17:02Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:17:05Why do you suddenly care?
01:17:07Apologize to her.
01:17:09Do it now.
01:17:10I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:17:15I'm sorry about that.
01:17:18It's fine.
01:17:19It doesn't matter. None of it does. It's over now.
01:17:22Ask her if she's gonna let Portia run her out of town.
01:17:26Are you really gonna let Portia run you out of town?
01:17:29She's right.
01:17:31I don't belong here.
01:17:33People like her just know everything's gonna be okay.
01:17:39Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:17:41Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:17:44Yeah, I guess.
01:17:46With Anderson.
01:17:49Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe with her.
01:17:55Ask her if she's really gonna let Portia take that away from her.
01:18:00Are you really gonna let Portia take that away from you?
01:18:09It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:18:13You wore a man's watch.
01:18:15Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:18:22And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:18:28And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:18:31Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:18:32Thank you, sir.
01:18:34Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:18:40I took my jewelry off for Jim.
01:18:42And then I found it stolen.
01:18:43And the Ma-
01:18:44Sorry.
01:18:45Maia and Maia said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:18:50Normally I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:18:54But it's not.
01:18:56It's the police's word.
01:18:58Another young man's word.
01:18:59And Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:19:03Unless you have other evidence.
01:19:06Not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:19:12Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry? It doesn't make any sense.
01:19:17You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:19:20Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:19:24Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:19:28What?
01:19:28And report this to the police.
01:19:32No.
01:19:33Please.
01:19:34Stop.
01:19:37You all will need to see this.
01:19:38You all will need to see this.
01:19:41I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:19:48He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:19:51When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:19:55For God's sake, Anderson.
01:19:57What you got over you?
01:19:58Have some dignity.
01:20:05Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:20:12Oh, my God.
01:20:13You found it.
01:20:15Oh, thank you.
01:20:17Yeah.
01:20:18I found it.
01:20:19In your bedside table.
01:20:21Is this true?
01:20:24We're doing everyone a favor.
01:20:26She'll never be one of us.
01:20:28Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:20:30She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:20:33We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:20:37Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:20:44Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology.
01:20:48Your scholarship is safe.
01:20:50And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harper
01:20:53to help make up this loss.
01:20:56Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:21:00Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:21:05Please don't expel me. My parents will kill me.
01:21:11I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:21:15Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:21:17You think you've won, don't you?
01:21:19But you haven't. Not by a long shot.
01:21:24You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:21:27Yeah.
01:21:27You'll both come to realize that.
01:21:29She's not like us.
01:21:30No, it's deeper than that.
01:21:31You'll always feel secure and she never will.
01:21:34You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:21:37Because you're such a great role model.
01:21:39Four wives, all gone.
01:21:42Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:21:48Anderson, drop her.
01:21:50If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you.
01:21:54Every time.
01:21:54Anderson.
01:21:55You don't mean that.
01:21:56Listen clearly.
01:21:57If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper.
01:22:01Or I'm gone.
01:22:04I hope he's right about you.
01:22:07Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:22:11With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:22:21Anderson, what did you just do?
01:22:24I stood up for my girl.
01:22:27So I'm your girl?
01:22:29So I'm your girl?
01:22:31Well, that depends.
01:22:34Do you wanna be my girl?
01:22:37I don't know.
01:22:39What's that job entail?
01:22:41It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:22:44We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:22:52And I'll probably say things like,
01:22:54I love you, Harper.
01:22:56I've never met anyone like you.
01:22:58Well, I don't wanna rush into anything, but...
01:23:01I think I could handle all that.
01:23:05And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:23:11I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:23:15I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:23:27I love you.
01:23:28I love you.
01:23:29I love you.
01:23:30I love you.
01:23:41Miss Sullivan.
01:23:45What was this?
01:23:46Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:23:48They had some for me too.
01:23:50Oh shit.
01:23:51Sorry, Dean.
01:23:57Look, Sam, just open it.
01:24:09It's my confirmation.
01:24:10I'm in.
01:24:11I'm definitely in.
01:24:12Oh my god.
01:24:16I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer too.
01:24:22Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:24:25Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:24:28Guess I'm going to have to try harder then.
01:24:31It's perfect.
01:24:32Everything's perfect.
01:24:40Hey.
01:24:42Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:24:45You know that, right?
01:24:47I do.
01:24:57Somebody be lying.
01:24:59The days are far enough I can't, can't imagine.
01:25:02I can't, can't imagine.
01:25:04I can't, can't imagine.
01:25:05I can't, can't imagine the night.
01:25:07It's so funny.
01:25:09I'll tell you in the night.,
01:25:13but I'm going to do a quick couple of videos. I'll
01:25:14tell you like this at the top. Today is
01:25:15amazing. We have
01:25:15to get away from some industry! Well,
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