00:00Don't go where you're going, if you don't have anything else, you don't have anything else.
00:04I don't want to go where you're going.
00:09I'll tell you, check your baby dolls.
00:14In general, you're going to cook.
00:16I feel like you're going to have different things.
00:18I know what's the best thing to do.
00:20Check your Zuma ni Daday.
00:23You say it's true, huh?
00:27Wala kang kagana-gana sa buhay.
00:29Kunyari pang commercial.
00:31Ah, sige. Buksan mo. Kunyari nasa commercial ka.
00:34Ay, baka madiscover ka.
00:35Oh, great, great.
00:36Felix! Felix!
00:37Ito yung camera mo.
00:38Ito yun. Okay.
00:39Ganito, makinig ka.
00:41Uy, makinig ka sa akin.
00:43Okay.
00:44Nakatingin ka sa Zuman,
00:47kakagatin mo,
00:48tapos titingin ka sa camera,
00:50kailangang makita namin kung ano yung nalasan mo,
00:52kung nasarapan ka ba o hindi,
00:54para commercial.
00:55Okay.
00:56Dahan-dahan yan na.
00:56Ganito, ha?
00:58Tingin.
00:59Unti-unting kakagatin.
01:01Unti-unting titingin sa camera.
01:03Pakita mo sa amin kung anong naramdaman.
01:04Teka lang.
01:05Ito naman.
01:07Namamatali.
01:08Gutom agad, gutom.
01:09Upo ka, upo ka.
01:12Ano yung yari?
01:12Kunin mo yung calcic block.
01:15Ayaw, parang hindi kinabalikot.
01:17Okay.
01:17Tingin ka muna dyan, ha?
01:19Dito, dito, ito.
01:20Light.
01:21Teka lang, may lights camera action pa.
01:23Lights!
01:24Camera!
01:25Action!
01:34O, dalawa camera pa, ha?
01:39Huuu!
01:43Huuu!
01:48Huuu!
01:49Huuu!
01:51Huuu!
01:53Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:53Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:54Nasa bahay na siya!
01:55Naga taas pa lang.
01:57Tignan mo.
01:57Oh, you're a talent.
02:00Oh!
02:02You're so sweet.
02:04You're so sweet.
02:05It's good.
02:09It's too big.
02:10It's too big.
02:11It's too big.
02:12It's too big.
02:13It's too big.
02:16It's too big, Felix.
02:19At least, no.
02:21It's not too big.
02:24There we go.
02:25I literally drink it.
02:26It's not too big.
02:28How is that?
02:30It's not even so big.
02:31It's not social.
02:34You're so big.
02:36It's like you drank it.
02:40I drink it.
02:44Wait, you don't drink it.
02:48You drink it.
02:49Then you're looking,
02:50Okay, look at the camera, you can see the face of the ginhawa,
02:54it's like a little bit of it.
02:56It's like a commercial of soft drinks.
02:59So, five, four, three, action!
03:00Wow! Slow mo, oh!
03:12Ah!
03:14Yeah!
03:15Grabe lang!
03:16It's like a bigote, oh!
03:20Malapit itong shot, pasintabi sa mga kumakain.
03:25Pwede!
03:26Pwede to!
03:27Paano naman, kunyari, shampoo, commercial.
03:29Kunyari, nagsha-shower ka, gamit yan.
03:32Kaya mo yon?
03:33Nagsha-shower, gamit ito.
03:34Yung ginaganan mo.
03:36Kaya yon?
03:37Ha?
03:38Kaya din daw.
03:39Kaya daw daw.
03:41Pero kaya lang, maglalaro pa siya, mababasa.
03:43Mababasa.
03:44Ang likot!
03:46Ang dami mo gusto.
03:47Malakit kasi yung kamay niya.
03:50Kaya daw ni Roy yung kumain ng suman.
03:53Kaya daw ni Roy.
03:54Mas kaya mong pumitik.
03:56Bakang pumipitik din to, eh.
03:57Pero para mas kaya ni William.
03:59Hindi, no?
04:00Para mas kaya ni William.
04:01William?
04:02William, pitik ka nga, eh.
04:09Ikaw, Roy. Paano yung Roy?
04:18Si Roy yung mukhang ano, yung masayang kaibigan.
04:21Pero nang-estapay.
04:23Ah, hindi.
04:25Ano nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang nang
04:27nang nang nang.
04:32Si Dodong.
04:33Si Dodong.
04:34Ba't taimik ka, Dong?
04:35Nasaya-saya namin, eh.
04:37Ha?
04:38Bukaw gusto din ang suman.
04:39Nasaan ang suman?
04:40Ay, Dong!
04:40Hatingin natin ang suman yan.
04:42Dong, halika rito, Dong!
04:44Okay.
04:45Dodong, ayaw namin na nalulungkot ka, Dodong.
04:47Nagugutong si Dodong, eh.
04:48Masarap to.
04:49Kinain niya ni Felix.
04:51Nasarapan si Felix dyan.
04:52Okay.
04:53Pang-commercial din, Dodong, ha?
04:54Pang-commercial din, ha?
04:55Lights!
04:55Camera!
04:56Action!
05:00Parang slow-mo.
05:01Pati background mo, slow-mo din kami, oh.
05:07Tingin sa camera.
05:08Tingin, Dodong.
05:08Ayun ang camera.
05:09Sa likod.
05:14Lumang commercial.
05:18Sa commercial, di ba gumaganin?
05:24O, ano mas magaling si William?
05:26William?
05:26William, tingnan ka natin.
05:28Okay.
05:29Ang taray ng patilya.
05:30Pernado po.
05:30Pero buka, G-boy.
05:35Paisot na.
05:36Paisot na.
05:37Tingnan natin yung rapag ikaw kumain.
05:39Akin na yung suman.
05:39Di mo naman uubusin.
05:40Sayang.
05:41Toto.
05:42Doon ka sa kabilang dulo, ha?
05:43Aa.
05:44Okay.
05:45Yung pang-best mong ano, ha?
05:46Ang taray ng patilya mo.
05:47Ang kapal mo.
05:48Parang pinapayat na labubuan.
05:51Go.
05:52Buksan muna parang hindi tayo matagal.
05:53Pag-best actor sa William, ha?
05:54Pag-best actor.
05:56Lights!
05:57Camera!
05:58Action!
06:00Oh!
06:03Oh!
06:04Grabe, sarap dun, ha?
06:07Ang taray tumirik.
06:09Hindi mo ginawa.
06:10Iko, tingnan natin kung titiri kang mata sa'yo.
06:12Kung paano sa'yo yung itsura pag titiri kang mata.
06:14Oh.
06:15Oh.
06:15Hanapin muna lang kung anong dulo yung sayo, ha?
06:19Bahala ka na dyan.
06:20Oh.
06:21Lights!
06:21Camera!
06:22Action!
06:23Ay, naposes!
06:27Naposes!
06:29Pero masarap yung suman.
06:31Masarap?
06:32Masarap daw?
06:33Masarap!
06:33Ati daday, masarap yung suman mo.
06:35Ikaw bang gumawa nun?
06:36Chahin ko po.
06:38Chahin ko po.
06:39Chahin mo.
06:40Lunakaraan, alamang yung nagbenta.
06:42Chahin mo.
06:43Lunakaraan, alamang yung nagbenta.
06:45Oh.
06:46Hindi na yun.
06:48Okay, chahin mo.
06:49Maraming salaman sa chahin mo, ha?
06:50Thank you din po.
06:51Sana lumago nang lumago yung negosyo nyo.
06:53Yung mga suman nyo.
06:54Sana matpakyaw lagi.
06:56Hinahango.
06:56Hinahango lang po namin yan.
06:57Oh.
06:57Tapos mga isda pa pala yun.
06:59Hindi.
06:59Hindi, hinahango.
07:00Pinaangkat saan, saan?
07:02Malabon po.
07:03Malabon.
07:03Sana masold out kayo lagi, no?
07:05Okay.
07:06Walang masasayang.
07:06Sana lumaki ang kita ninyo.
07:08Congratulations.
07:09Mag-enjoy ka sa laro namin.
07:10Sana manalo ka, ha?
07:11Okay, palakpak nyo yung bawat isa.
07:15Yan ang ating mga madlang players.
07:17Meron ang matatagap na tigisang libong piso.
07:21Tara na tumintak ng puno ng galak dito sa...
07:41Malabon po namin ni bawat isa!
07:42Malabon po namin ni bawat isa.
07:43Bye.
07:43Inafiko.
07:43Caral kamat.
07:43Nota tigisang libong piso.
07:44Ba-da.
07:44Yung.
07:44Isda!
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