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Hating and Loving My Adopted Brother
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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss, Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you, Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me,
00:00:31and tomorrow's the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby!
00:00:40You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:56What, are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again, next time I run you over.
00:01:03Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to be more than just another
00:01:07one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my God, did she seriously just
00:01:12say that? Not gonna lie, though. Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one-night stand.
00:01:18Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out.
00:01:26I was drugged out of my fucking mind, and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please,
00:01:31give me a chance. Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have
00:01:40hurt the baby! One more lie, and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours.
00:01:45Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't just go around pushing pregnant girls like that.
00:01:52Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my God, she's so cooked. That locket is, like, super important to Chris.
00:02:12Okay, now you're really asking for it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up.
00:02:35I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay?
00:02:37It was an accident.
00:02:39But it's nothing compared to what you did.
00:02:40Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up.
00:02:44Sometimes, the truth isn't always what it sounds like.
00:02:47I don't need an apology.
00:02:50Just get out of my sight.
00:03:10You're proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today, just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:15Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she?
00:03:26Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. Now, how old is this sister?
00:03:39I'm not going to have to help him raise a baby now, am I?
00:03:42Wait, Dad, is she, like, my real sister?
00:03:45Yes. All right.
00:03:50Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister?
00:03:54Of course she is. She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please, come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this house
00:04:15as your home.
00:04:16I know it's been rough, and clearly I'm not going to, you know, replace him, but hopefully I can be
00:04:21a good father to you, too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben.
00:04:26And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you, when it's, why don't I introduce you to your
00:04:32brother?
00:04:32He's going to love you, I am sure of it. Chris, come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you.
00:04:43It's you?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect.
00:04:55I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town on a business trip, so this punk here
00:04:59is going to watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:36I'm Abigail.
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:45Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine, then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway, because you're a deadbeat who knocks
00:06:00up girls, then runs away.
00:06:02Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you.
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best.
00:06:17At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with him.
00:06:28Oh, why am I so afraid of him?
00:06:31I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My craw!
00:06:38My craw!
00:06:54What? I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis.
00:07:03What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I...
00:07:08A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:16Oh.
00:07:18You want it back?
00:07:19You're going to have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're going to live in my house, it's going to be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one.
00:07:27In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof.
00:07:32No way.
00:07:33Okay, easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two.
00:07:36You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41And the third?
00:07:43How about this?
00:07:44You owe me one.
00:07:46Oh, you won?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that going to be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my God!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is going to be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How, so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella.
00:08:37She's a beloved member of this household.
00:08:39Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're going to have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I?
00:08:49She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what?
00:08:51If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever.
00:09:03I don't want to ride from you anyway.
00:09:05Again with the attitude.
00:09:07Also, one more thing.
00:09:09There's really no bus stops on the street, and Ubers take forever to get here.
00:09:12So, who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:16Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:34Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday?
00:09:46Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:10:33What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie.
00:10:37Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:44Oh, please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you.
00:10:48I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay, then, I guess.
00:10:54You'd better dress up, girl.
00:10:56Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:11Don't go to that party.
00:11:11What, are you afraid that me and your ex are going to get back at you?
00:11:13Wow!
00:11:14Fine.
00:11:15My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I going to wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra.
00:11:39I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope.
00:11:46I need a serious glow-up.
00:11:47No more of this childish shit.
00:12:03Okay, that's a good boy.
00:12:05No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys!
00:12:09These are toys!
00:12:24Oh, no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas.
00:12:27I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:33Sorry about that.
00:12:33Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope.
00:12:36Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for.
00:12:39And more importantly, why it's all so sexy.
00:12:44Oh, my God.
00:12:45Don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49It has nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I was just shopping for Kylie's party,
00:12:52and I just bought some underwear, too, while I was at it.
00:12:54That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party.
00:12:58You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off.
00:13:00I can be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:27I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on you.
00:13:33Hey, look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you.
00:13:37Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm going to tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem?
00:13:59Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think.
00:14:03I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend.
00:14:07Besides, she's better than you.
00:14:08You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen.
00:14:15I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother?
00:14:32Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris.
00:14:39Get a hold of yourself.
00:14:40She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie.
00:14:50I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail.
00:14:59What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew.
00:15:01That dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw.
00:15:14You must have misunderstood me.
00:15:16But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me?
00:15:19Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice?
00:15:26What is this, kindergarten?
00:15:27If you're going to show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:34It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go.
00:15:39You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand.
00:15:56I thought you wanted to be my friend.
00:15:58Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends?
00:16:00With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend.
00:16:06Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey, guys.
00:16:14Check out my new friend, Abby Fail.
00:16:17She sucks just as much as her stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese.
00:16:22Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop.
00:16:24Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:51Get off me, leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louie taste?
00:17:08Chris was right.
00:17:09You're the worst.
00:17:10I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh?
00:17:20Let's be real.
00:17:21You only stood up for me yesterday because you wanted to look good in front of Chris.
00:17:24That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:28You slut!
00:17:29You're actually delusional.
00:17:31And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place.
00:17:36Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:37How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right.
00:17:51I gotta go find her.
00:17:53Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go!
00:18:04I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:08Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys.
00:18:10She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress!
00:18:30It's too heavy, I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you.
00:18:35Laying like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me!
00:18:45Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, cry all you want.
00:18:49This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to save you.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:57This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:01Abigail!
00:19:03Abigail!
00:19:16Come on.
00:19:19Oh my god.
00:19:20Oh?
00:19:20Oh my God.
00:19:32Chris.
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late.
00:19:34Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her.
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now?
00:19:51You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00Phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine.
00:20:07You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33Your dress is soaked.
00:20:34We've got to get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41I feel good.
00:20:43She's so drunk.
00:20:44Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm going to get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:49I'm going to get you in some nice clothes, okay?
00:20:57Chris?
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:04Yeah?
00:21:12Yeah?
00:21:13Yeah?
00:21:15Yeah?
00:21:16Yeah?
00:21:16Yeah?
00:21:19Yeah?
00:21:19Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my god, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Oh, oh.
00:22:23Shh.
00:22:24Don't.
00:22:44I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:53Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And...
00:22:58Are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:06Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:08Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank god you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:16Stop this.
00:23:16You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:23:59Hmm.
00:24:01Hmm, Chris.
00:24:05Oh, Abigail.
00:24:15Oh, Abigail.
00:24:18Oh, Abigail.
00:24:30Oh, Chris.
00:24:32Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:45Oh, my god.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:24:50Oh, my god.
00:24:55Oh, my god.
00:25:06Oh, my god.
00:25:12Oh, my god.
00:25:28Oh shit, why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here!
00:25:42Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up kiddo, there's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere bad, to lay your head at night, you better love you right.
00:26:13Let's come by me, there's not much to tell her, that's an oversight, over overnight.
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:34Why didn't you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool, stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:49Um, hey, we're gonna be late, we gotta go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister!
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers, got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:26Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school, like ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate trashy sluts.
00:27:43Pheew!
00:27:45How about the Duv packages?
00:27:53What are you doing, man?
00:28:08Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning at Nacho?
00:28:12to school dude nothing's going on between us all right absolutely nothing at all
00:28:19all right ladies in the pool first boys warm up
00:28:45hey stop seriously oops sorry it's just so crowded in here you know totally an accident
00:29:06oh shit my top is gone
00:29:13damn it where did it go okay ladies that's time boys you're up
00:29:23oh no i think we're missing someone pretty sure it's abigail
00:29:32oh my god what is that is it someone's swimsuit
00:29:41abigail is this yours no freaking way does that mean she's basically naked don't worry girly we'll
00:29:47record this iconic moment for you she's probably trying to get all the guys turned on what a
00:29:52fucking slut can you please give it back uh oh you're too far away i can't throw it all the
00:29:59way over
00:30:00there i'll just ask some of the guys to bring it to you hey boy abigail's bikini top fell off
00:30:06and
00:30:07she needs a hand putting it back on any volunteers
00:30:13just throw it to me please what you're gonna swim over here wow abigail that's
00:30:20pretty bold all the guys are gonna see your tits we all know that's exactly what she wants
00:30:24let's help her out then schoolgirl skinny dips during class that's so going viral
00:30:36what are these double d's oh i think i just saw one of her nips
00:30:41what should i do oh yeah i'm gonna give it to her oh they won't see me if i'm underwater
00:30:55god she's so pathetic oh abigail ready or not here i come
00:31:04stay away from her you son of a
00:31:56everyone turn around now
00:32:05you're safe
00:32:11again wait chris don't get me wrong i really didn't know it was hers i just wanted to help
00:32:18you and you you touch her again i'll make sure you regret it
00:32:42i think there's something wrong with me
00:32:45no one's ever made me feel like this before but she's my sister god i'm such a sick freak
00:32:54he saved me again no one's ever cared about me like that does chris like me even just a little
00:33:04abigail i need to see him i need to think him properly
00:33:11hey ask what's up dude i wanted to ask uh are you and abigail like a thing
00:33:19great now everyone's catching up look bro i know you and you don't get involved in other people's
00:33:24shit like this not ever abigail's my sister dude you happy now for real nice i was worried you had
00:33:34a
00:33:34crush on her or something abigail's totally my type man she's super cute she has an insane body
00:33:41she's not fake like those other girls bro you're tripping abigail she's got a shitty personality and
00:33:47her body's mid as she's got a flat chest flat ass scrawny chicken legs dude you can do better than
00:33:53her
00:33:56abigail what were you thinking he only helped you because you're like a sister to him
00:34:04i was holding back but now that i know she's just your sister i'm totally gonna go for her man
00:34:10well good luck with that man all right see you later see ya
00:34:27dude what the hell are you doing here i'm here to see abigail
00:34:31no no no dude you can't just show up to someone's house uninvited get out
00:34:38get out
00:34:41get out dude
00:34:48what are you guys doing
00:34:59uh hi abigail want to go to the movies just me and you
00:35:08no abigail don't go
00:35:17bro you're tripping abigail she's got a shitty personality and her body's mid as
00:35:22fuck
00:35:23chris lawrence just watch i'm way more charming than you think sounds fun i'm down
00:35:30just
00:35:33just give me some time to get ready take all the time you need
00:35:46abigail what are you doing in here i have to change get out you can't go on a date with
00:35:51oscar
00:35:52why not
00:35:58because
00:36:01because oscar is too good for you
00:36:03are you serious you're unreal you came in here just to tell me that i'm not good enough for your
00:36:08friend get out i may not have the perfect body but don't think not even for a second that i'm
00:36:21not
00:36:24not even for a second that i don't want to get out of the world
00:36:24damn it why did i say that god if i don't tell someone my feelings soon i swear i'm gonna
00:36:28explode
00:36:29but how the fuck am i supposed to say that i like my baby sister
00:36:34shit i should apologize to her
00:36:40so
00:37:07okay where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt i mean your tits are literally about
00:37:11to pop out okay get out of my way and stay out of my business abigail look i'm just trying
00:37:17to
00:37:17look out for you as your older brother hey oscar is a actual jerk he's just gonna end up hurting
00:37:23you always see the worst in people chris like with me i'm just somebody with a shitty personality
00:37:29mid-body flat ass flat chest and what was it oh yeah scrawny chicken legs oh and take a good
00:37:39fucking look at these because it's the last time you'll see it asshole fuck
00:37:47so
00:38:01so
00:38:28like the movie
00:38:32you like the
00:38:52don't mind him
00:39:14what the fuck i'm sorry man my my hand slipped
00:39:20god why did that guy seem so familiar
00:39:27jeez i'm a mess i'm sorry that asshole cut our date short
00:39:31that's okay i still had a nice time
00:39:41what the hell was she even laughing about what she talks to a guy for like two hours and selling
00:39:46their fucking soulmates
00:39:49hey you've got something right there
00:39:52did i get it
00:39:54no no no no no no this is whack
00:40:12look my sister can date other guys but not my best friend
00:40:18i need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her
00:40:20yeah
00:40:28does she actually like him
00:40:37oh um thanks
00:40:44you're really cute
00:41:10why why would i think of him at a time like this
00:41:16i um i'm just not feeling too good so i'm gonna head home
00:41:24you're the first person to ever turn me down abigail
00:41:28that only makes me want you more
00:41:33morning son
00:41:35morning
00:41:36and chris make sure your calendar's clear next weekend we're gonna go visit the graves of abigail's
00:41:39parents
00:41:42what did you say
00:41:43gross chris
00:41:44wait no no no what did you say you said her parents died what do you mean aren't you her
00:41:49parent you said she was my sister
00:41:50chris i am not playing these games with you today
00:41:52no no dad i'm being serious is abigail my biological sister or not
00:41:59is abigail my biological sister or not
00:42:01no of course not abigail is the daughter of my best friend
00:42:05he and his wife died in the line of duty
00:42:11oh i knew it god i knew it i'm not a freak
00:42:19well i don't know about that
00:42:21then the story starts to wrap up hero comes home a changed person
00:42:25so who can answer what are the three different parts in a play
00:42:30when he's not talking he's really not that bad
00:42:40is she that obsessed with oscar god as soon as i find out she's actually not my sister
00:42:45she falls head over heels for my best bro
00:42:47fucking perfect abigail do you know the answer
00:42:55abigail answer the question i um i i i i
00:43:05i choose b
00:43:10my question was what are the different parts
00:43:13in a three-act play abigail i expect you to pay more attention moving forward
00:43:18yes miss bella
00:43:24still an asshole
00:43:29what does abigail have that i don't
00:43:38chris just wait till we get home i'm telling dad you're a big fat boy
00:43:43oh my god evie everett is back isn't she chris's girlfriend
00:43:49chris's girlfriend oh the one in the photo the one in the locket that he never takes off
00:43:54yeah their childhood sweethearts back then chris would follow evie to her ballet class and back
00:44:00every day he stuck to her like glue then two years ago evie got into the royal ballet she's the
00:44:06youngest principal dancer ever isn't she awesome she sounds incredible
00:44:34evie's back our queen bee's back
00:44:47oh my god they're so cute aren't they just perfect together so she's chris's girlfriend
00:44:57she's flawless i've never seen anyone so gorgeous so graceful see that's evie the only girl chris has
00:45:06eyes for she's everything that you're not hey guys look what we have here
00:45:14it's a sweet little love letter
00:45:19your teasing drives me mad you pick on me till i'm sad but i still want you so bad
00:45:28you're stubborn you're annoying but your smile's my undoing i think i really like you
00:45:36you kept me up last night thinking about that kiss i'd give you my first time and let
00:45:42you show me please stop it give it back give it back to me abigail your kindergarten love poems are
00:45:48so cute no wonder you're still a virgin go on tell us who exactly are you gonna lose it to
00:45:57who exactly are you playing to give it to give it back to me
00:46:04highly cut it out wow abigail didn't know you had it in you miss goody two shoes over here has
00:46:12been two
00:46:13timing oscar and chris no no it's not what you think don't be shy girl share with the class
00:46:22who is that letter for oscar or chris
00:46:29is abigail's love letter for me
00:46:34the letter is speak up oh my god was i right you've liked chris all along haven't you tell everyone
00:46:43tell oscar who's chris to you
00:46:51i'm the one chris is my brother
00:47:02chris is my brother
00:47:05and and this letter is for oscar
00:47:11really because i've already cut it bad for you abigail
00:47:20i'm supposed to be saying that
00:47:27i'm no competition to someone as pretty and cool as evie plus chris only thinks of me as his baby
00:47:34sister
00:47:39i want to go home i want to go home it's okay i'll get you home abigail your first love
00:47:47died
00:47:47before it even had a chance
00:47:55hey abigail you said you wrote that love letter for me is it true
00:48:02abigail abigail you don't have to be shy i'll say it again i like you
00:48:09i just need you to say it do you like me too
00:48:16i i
00:48:25my brother he he doesn't have an umbrella so i i should probably go home
00:48:30it's raining cats and dogs out here get home safe okay
00:48:43are you crazy it's storming out here why are you just standing under the pouring rain the rain
00:48:48didn't stop you from floating with oscar he was just walking me home okay that's all that's all
00:48:55please everyone knows you guys like each other i mean didn't you write him those love bombs aren't
00:49:01you obsessed with him why are you being so difficult let's just go inside and we can talk
00:49:05about him okay we can go inside if you agree to my third rule what rule number one in public
00:49:14we're complete strangers i can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof no way okay easy
00:49:19peasy rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times
00:49:27rule number three no more oscar you're mine
00:49:43that was my first kiss
00:49:52tactically not your your first what do you mean never mind abigail i want you
00:50:27that was my first kiss
00:50:28chris maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute no no don't worry he's gone on a
00:50:36fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48chris i
00:50:55chris i
00:50:57chris i i don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:14chris i want you to feel me
00:51:30god he's so hard
00:51:34sorry did i do something wrong
00:51:38did i do something wrong
00:51:40chris i don't know you're doing amazing
00:51:50now let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe maybe we shouldn't
00:51:56it's okay you can trust me
00:52:00am i really gonna lose my virginity to chris my adopted brother
00:52:15look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what i got
00:52:31chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:39dad i'm just uh just exercising
00:52:42exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:49oh what am i gonna do what no no i would never dad come on you gotta believe me you're
00:52:56my dad
00:52:56yeah i'm your dad so i know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:06what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin napkin a napkin yeah i was uh i was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch
00:53:15i know
00:53:15i'm not supposed to do that uh what happened again
00:53:22i think you smell like fish from the trip uh i think you should you should go shower abigail's
00:53:27gonna be home any second here really i stink yeah i don't i don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40i thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52i mean is it he's your dad too and
00:53:55shit at this point he likes you but he likes me i think he'd be really happy if he found
00:53:59out we were
00:54:00together chris do you actually like me chris do you actually like me because a couple hours ago
00:54:12you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official so what's with the 180
00:54:17abigail i gotta be honest up until recently i thought i thought you were my real sister like
00:54:26my blood sister what oh my god chris that is the most stupid thing i have ever heard in my
00:54:35entire
00:54:35life oh my god you are silly you are so silly all right okay okay i'll stop i'll stop i'll
00:54:42stop
00:54:45idiot a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl what you looking at
00:54:57nothing listen chris i need to keep your playboy ways out of this house you and abigail aren't
00:55:03having what what are you what are you talking about listen abigail's father asked me to look
00:55:09after her like she was my own it was literally his dying wish as a guardian i can't let her
00:55:14date a boy
00:55:15like you what's that supposed to mean what i'm not good enough for her no you're not i mean you
00:55:21get
00:55:21fights you you sneak into clubs you were suspended last semester abigail's on her way to harvard she's
00:55:27out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong what if someone sees us what's wrong with that what am i not do you not think i'm
00:55:50good
00:55:50enough for you what no of course not it's just yesterday i told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right you're right i'm sorry i i shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see evie i was right they're not actually siblings i mean you've known chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister maybe they're just like really close it's honestly refreshing
00:56:25seeing siblings get along so well abigail is it you think you can steal my man and get away with
00:56:33it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40i guess chris likes me more than i thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago right before i left for england chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair just like us and that he would wear every day and that i should
00:57:21too
00:57:21so that way every time i look at it i'll think of him he said that way everyone will know
00:57:26that he's
00:57:27gonna love me forever love love you forever i know it sounds kind of cheesy saying that about your
00:57:33childhood sweetheart but i can tell he really means it and you're his sister right you know how he is
00:57:49oh abigail you are dumber than i thought a basic like you could never take chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it see he would wear it every day and that i should
00:58:04too so that way
00:58:04every time i look at it i'll think of him no no it's fine chris wouldn't lie to me like
00:58:11that
00:58:16oh my gosh does that dumb bitch actually think chris is into her what a joke just wait until she
00:58:23hears the truth what are you talking about you think anyone really believes you're chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and chris want to know what you are to him
00:58:34you're a bet a bet
00:58:43yep ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with evie he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you chris has been in love with evie this whole time chris bet he'd make
00:58:53you fall in love with him after three months he said if it worked he would dump your ass right
00:58:58away
00:59:01oh look you were so desperate he snagged you in just two weeks yeah and evie doesn't even know
00:59:06about the bet chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:19tell me the truth did you make a bet about me you found out
00:59:26listen listen i i can explain we we thought it'd be funny if i answer one more question this locket
00:59:33the person you wear that for are you gonna love them forever and ever right right yeah yeah but
00:59:40it's okay i've heard enough i hate you chris
00:59:47dude did you tell abigail about our bet you know the one that i'd get into harvard instead of her
00:59:52everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so i told him we have a bet look i'll go apologize to abigail all right that's on me he
01:00:05said he wants
01:00:06you to help me get settled in you know with me being new here and all i don't know where
01:00:10anything
01:00:11is don't worry bro i got this plus abigail's your sister she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17your family that's what family is for
01:00:26chris is such an asshole a total jerk i'm in love with that jerk what am i gonna do
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs so you knew about it too yeah sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing it's not your fault it's chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize it's okay abigail this will be the last time you cry ever
01:01:02damn i thought you had this big crush on me you know i still have the love letters to prove
01:01:07it you
01:01:08know i was just caught off guard
01:01:13abigail will you forgive me we won't make stupid bets like that anymore oscar i should be the one to
01:01:19apologize i lied to you chris is not my real brother his father just adopted me last month
01:01:28that's why we've been living together i'm sorry i should have told you so that's why abigail's so
01:01:34special to chris he's not just spoiling his baby sister he wants her to be his girl wow that's
01:01:43a surprise so um why tell me now i'm sorry oscar thank you for liking me
01:01:53i just i have feelings for someone else
01:02:02ah so there's someone else well he hurt you didn't he you know
01:02:11i hear the best way to get over a heartbreak is to find someone new abigail i could be your
01:02:18fake
01:02:18boyfriend maybe that'll cheer you up that wouldn't be fair to you who knows you might even fall for me
01:02:26in the process i know that's selfish but god i want to give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing
01:02:44what are you doing getting all cozy with oscar like this what do i just mean nothing to you oh
01:02:49great it's you what do you want tell me who is oscar to you oscar is my crush he's the
01:02:56guy that i
01:02:57like i want him to be my boyfriend what about me what about us bro chris you gotta calm down
01:03:03dude
01:03:03fuck off what are you so pissed off for okay so we messed around we had some fun so what
01:03:10messing around
01:03:11that's all that was to you yeah duh oscar can actually keep up with me do you think i would
01:03:16choose you a loser who cuts classes to pick fights tell me honestly do you actually mean that of course
01:03:23i do
01:03:25i don't know chris chris
01:03:28who fennett wants us in your office right now eves i was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39chris let's go shopping later i need new ballet slippers and there's this
01:03:43really cute pair i've been dying to get sure yeah whatever you want i'll get it for you let's go
01:03:52why am i so sad why should i be heartbroken over a stupid liar so there's someone it's chris isn't
01:04:01it
01:04:01nope i absolutely cannot stand him i mean it i hate chris yeah yeah sure got it um well how
01:04:11about a fake
01:04:11date with a fake boyfriend dinner's on me you don't mind if i'm using you not at all kind of
01:04:19like the
01:04:19rush of it
01:04:29try this sweets for my little sweetheart okay
01:04:40oh wow you guys here on a date mind if we join you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow she's actually allergic to fish my man
01:05:08oh you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro he loves to spoil me doesn't he
01:05:26let go what was that did you say you wanted some steak here let's get you some steak
01:05:37oh
01:05:38say ah open wide
01:05:41here you go say ah oh nice
01:05:51i sure do love my steak well let's get you another bite then say ah that's enough chris
01:05:57oh chris has always been so playful am i right he used to do stuff like that to me all
01:06:02the time
01:06:04honestly i am so grateful chris had such a sweet sister keeping him happy while i was gone
01:06:10i was terrified he would just be sulking around the whole time because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you full if you're done let's go home hey man uh you take evie home i'm gonna take my
01:06:27sister
01:06:28you know what actually i don't think i'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:34oscar didn't you tell me that you're gonna take me to that nightclub you know the one that your friend
01:06:38works out abigail if you go to a nightclub you're gonna get in big trouble so trust me i'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home no thank you i think that you should take evie on a really sweet day and
01:06:55i'm gonna hang out with oscar for the night i said let's go home
01:06:59chris you're scaring abigail come on oscar let's go
01:07:07well just me at home the night eve's uh want to come over of course
01:07:24abigail you were the one who wanted to come don't tell me i snuck you in here for you to
01:07:29sit
01:07:29there and soak i wonder what chris and evie are up to right now your boyfriend's right here and
01:07:35you're talking about another man you really don't give a shit do you
01:07:42bottoms up come on this is fun but we uh we do gotta bounce soon the cops show up we're
01:07:49busted
01:07:52fuck cops here we gotta go
01:07:59oscar
01:08:04wow i'm finally chris's passenger princess
01:08:13how's the taste do you want to try
01:08:21god please what is happening get out of the car
01:08:25why i have to go look for abigail chris i don't get it you asked me to come over didn't
01:08:31you
01:08:32come on let's have some fun oh cut the act already we both know there's nothing between us
01:08:39and why did you try to make us look like a couple in front of abigail
01:08:42no i i was just trying to befriend your sister she is not my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:02and you better start clearing up these rumors about us i only let you get away with it before because
01:09:06i didn't like anyone but that's changed now so it's time for these games to end
01:09:11if i hear one more stupid rumor i'm gonna expose the truth in front of everyone
01:09:22oscar two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29i can't let my mom find out i was at a club she'll freeze my cards she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38oscar wait
01:09:43i'm gonna need to see some id miss
01:09:50abigail
01:09:57damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:03and go go go go
01:10:05oh let it go let go
01:10:10run run run go go
01:10:16go go
01:10:31oh
01:10:32we must have gone in here let's go
01:10:36oh
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, nice.
01:11:26I'm gonna stop.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait, what?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:45Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:01It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:07This?
01:12:15It's not...
01:12:16It's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:18So, that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you could get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:50Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:06Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you?
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:04I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:06I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:19I can't handle anything you give me.
01:14:26I can't handle anything you give me.
01:14:31I can't handle anything you give me.
01:14:34People run to us, love come a cause a craze
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:45Don't want it anymore, can't take it none more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:10I'll always care for you
01:15:13I can take care of you
01:15:16Just let me show
01:15:22Good morning princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:29What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:36I told you to stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:47Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12She's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet them
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41Alright Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49God damn dad, you can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first son
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day I fall in love with him all over again
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