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00:14Wellesie! Hey, I'm on my way to you right now. Got my flashcards and everything.
00:18Uh, actually, uh, about that. Uh, I know we're down to the wire, and I promise I'll have you
00:25ready for Tober tomorrow. But? But? But I can't meet right now because I have my first songwriting
00:32session with, uh, Justin. I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and
00:37you went for it. Hello? Did I lose you? I'm here. Are you keeping up? Calling to say that
00:48you were right. It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply. What can I say?
00:52Yeah, I know my pretentious douches. There he is. Okay, anyway, uh, it's impossible to
00:57get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have to push tutoring until later.
01:02Five-ish? Sure. Are you okay? Yeah. Yeah, why? Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
01:14No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key
01:23step in Project Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid. Uh, excuse me, that's not what this
01:30is about. Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with. He is a talented musician
01:37who I
01:38respect. And also want to hook up with. Well, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous.
01:50You're overthinking. Get out of your head. You know your shit. Just do you.
01:56Yeah, right. Me.
02:01By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch. So, act like it.
02:11Thanks, coach. Okay, gotta go.
02:26Come on. Come on.
02:29Come on.
02:30Come on.
02:34Yes!
02:36No!
02:36I win.
02:37Eaton De Laurentiis, everyone. Losing to a girl.
02:40Sexist.
02:40How is that sexist?
02:42She is not a girl. She's a person in a girl's body.
02:46Aw, Dean. Mandy calls cannibal.
02:48Sorry.
02:49You're good.
02:50Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe. Zoe?
02:52Ha! Zoe! Two out of three, okay? Let's go. Let's go.
02:56Dean. Dean, chill. Garrett needs to study.
02:58Yeah, well, and I need to live. Okay? This is a living room.
03:01Hey, Dean. Come on. Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
03:05Then your whole line is fucked.
03:06And the season's fucked.
03:07I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team. That's so embarrassing.
03:10Right. Guys, I'm trying here.
03:11Rain fuel flying in, Cap. We got you. High in omega-3s. Car Ford. No keto bullshit.
03:19Yes, sir. What is that?
03:20More liquid IV.
03:22I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
03:24Yeah, I did. They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle. They want me to do the whole thing
03:28with him.
03:28Wait. Sorry. That's it? How much money did you leave on the table?
03:32Does it matter? It's kind of his business.
03:33Y'all, he's trying to study.
03:35Trust me. No amount of money is worth it.
03:37That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
03:39No strings attached. Just carne asada.
03:42All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
03:44Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
03:46Jules.
03:46What? He knows he's a nepo.
03:48Okay, you know what? I need to focus. Jeez.
03:51No.
03:52You seriously did?
03:56Think he's coming back with that?
04:05I mean, it's just a start. What I have. It's rough still.
04:11Might totally suck.
04:13That might suck. Might not.
04:15It's a process.
04:18Yeah.
04:28Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
04:32You do?
04:33Yeah.
04:35These, are these lyrics?
04:37No, uh, maybe.
04:40Maybe.
04:41They're my attempts.
04:42Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
04:44Okay, uh, can you sing it for me?
04:46Oh, no, I'm, I'm not, I'm not a singer. Sorry.
04:49Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
04:53You know what? That, that might be fine.
04:56Okay, uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
05:04Yeah, yeah, sure. Um, uh, it's a love song, I think. Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here,
05:14like a guitar, kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right? Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals,
05:20like they're having a conversation. Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in
05:29love with someone who doesn't see you, and the cello's like, hey, I see you, I'm into you, you know?
05:39Yeah.
05:41Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
05:44Really?
05:45Hmm.
05:47Hey, can I, can I borrow this? Mess around with it a bit?
05:51Yes, please, of course, take it.
05:53Sweet.
05:54Sweet.
06:02Your life is about to change.
06:04It is?
06:04Yeah, well, we think my life's about to change, hence Erdogan, therefore.
06:09Do you remember that agent I told you about? The one that reps Riger Youth Theatre legend,
06:15Joanna Maxwell?
06:16Mm-hmm.
06:17Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
06:22Oh, wow, that's great.
06:23It is. Like, it really, really is. This agency has offices all over the place, so this could
06:29mean film and TV work in LA, like, stage work in New York. Like, this is everything. Everything.
06:36What happened in Vermont? I thought you'd join me there after you graduate.
06:40My family, my dad's insurance company.
06:43Vermont was summer.
06:44Vermont was the plan.
06:48Vermont was your plan. Maybe I have different plans.
06:55It's just, what are the odds?
06:59What do you mean?
07:01I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
07:04In Vermont, we can build a life together.
07:06Yeah.
07:06A great life that's stable and secure.
07:08Yeah, and that is a great life, but I don't know.
07:11So, I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
07:13You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
07:17Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
07:21I guess I just thought you'd up for all this.
07:27Wow.
07:29I didn't even mean it like that, Allie.
07:31And then, look, I'm getting cold.
07:35Can we talk about this later? Are you done?
07:42No, I'm not.
07:55Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
07:56You can just leave it on the porch.
07:58Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
08:01Oh, hi, thanks.
08:08What happened to your Subaru?
08:10Oh, my blue-baroo.
08:13How do you know about that?
08:14I fixed it.
08:16Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
08:18That was you?
08:19That was me, yeah.
08:21I loved that car.
08:22Tragically, she died.
08:23Oh, shit.
08:24Sorry.
08:25No, no.
08:25You gave my blue-baroo six more months of life.
08:28I had her my whole freshman year.
08:29That was huge.
08:29Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
08:34Okay.
08:35I'm actually, I'm serious.
08:37I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can get
08:41around campus.
08:42I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Walden's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
08:49Nice.
08:50Yeah, I'm rolling it.
08:52Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for, wait for it, minimum wage.
08:58Damn.
08:58Where's the Bentley?
09:00I love riding my bike.
09:02Keeps me grounded, you know?
09:03Really good for you.
09:04Yeah.
09:05I'm proud of you.
09:06You're a hockey player.
09:07I thought all you guys got free rides.
09:09Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
09:11Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
09:15Anyway, he is studying in his room.
09:18It's the last door on the left.
09:20I know.
09:21Right.
09:22All right.
09:23All right.
09:37Bye.
09:38Garrett?
09:41Garrett!
09:43I'm not sure how cherry pies can do to Phyllis.
09:46Oh, my God!
09:52Hannah, wait.
09:53You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:56Okay, you know, I plan these sessions for you, and you're always distracted.
09:59You're at the gym, curling or pressing or whatever, or sexting, or, God, fuck, actually
10:05having sex.
10:06Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
10:09No, it doesn't.
10:09Yeah, it does.
10:10We're supposed to be a couple.
10:12Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
10:13We talked about this.
10:14Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have
10:18a girlfriend.
10:19That's not the point.
10:20The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
10:24Yes, I am.
10:25I was studying.
10:26Yeah, studying what exactly?
10:28No, actually, don't.
10:29Don't answer that.
10:30Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
10:34Oh, my God.
10:35Please, stop.
10:36You changed the study time.
10:37Yeah, I changed it to now.
10:39And you agreed.
10:40Okay, hold on.
10:41Wait.
10:43Okay, I'm sorry.
10:45I want to learn this.
10:47I do.
10:49I don't get how there can be two truths.
10:52Like, shit's either true or it's not.
10:55Subjective, objective.
10:56I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
11:01Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
11:06Like, believing in God.
11:09See, this is why I need you.
11:10That actually makes sense.
11:12Yeah, well, what can I say?
11:13I know my pretentious philosophers.
11:16Okay, look.
11:18I messed up.
11:19Can you please come back inside?
11:21Tucker made salmon.
11:22We can eat, study.
11:24Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
11:26Oh.
11:28Shit, I do.
11:29Uh, that's okay.
11:31Just, uh, give me five minutes.
11:34What?
11:35Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
11:41All right, well, what about studying?
11:43I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything, okay?
11:46And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
11:49With your clothes on.
12:11And then the cello part you wrote for the pre-action work rate is a vocal melody.
12:15Then I added another section before the call and the response, like, um...
12:19What was it all for?
12:22Hello, hello, pain.
12:25Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
12:31Yellow, yellow.
12:33And then your cello part.
12:38Yellow, yellow.
12:47Something like that.
12:48You, you just came up with that?
12:50That's your melody.
12:51I just, um, just gave it words.
12:55Do you, do you like it?
12:56Yeah, yeah, I, I, I do.
12:58I, I, I really, really do.
13:00Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
13:01I'm just, yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
13:07Uh, shit, sorry.
13:09Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
13:13Well, you never know when inspiration might strike.
13:15Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
13:19Like, the sound of the wind or, uh, trees rustling.
13:24Or the ceramic clinking of Malone's.
13:26Such a specific sound.
13:27Such a specific sound, yeah.
13:29Well, and, and then you use it?
13:30Yeah, sometimes.
13:31Usually, like, really deep in the mix.
13:34I'm trying to change things up.
13:35Ben Folds does it too.
13:36And Sharon Rennett and...
13:37Like Billie Eilish and Phineas.
13:38Yeah, yeah, exactly.
13:40Oh my god.
13:44Let me, um, send you this file and we can, we can riff on it.
13:48Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
13:50Logic.
13:51All the way.
13:52All right.
13:54Good.
13:56Sick.
14:00Uh, so, uh, let me actually just...
14:05Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
14:07I've got to, uh, I've got to go.
14:11Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
14:13I'll see you later.
14:15Yeah.
14:15Okay, cool.
14:16Yeah.
14:21Yeah.
14:27Fuck.
14:48What am I doing now?
14:51Can I catch my breath?
14:53Not even for a second.
14:56Chase, since then I'm in the woods.
14:59Ooh.
14:59And I, obsessed, I slow dreams with the tension.
15:04Can you taste it on my lips?
15:06I'm so scared, babe.
15:10For a second, I don't feel insane.
15:14Come medicate me.
15:16I don't sleep at all, yeah.
15:18I've been counting sheep.
15:19I look perfect on the surface, but then ain't me underneath.
15:23I got in good problems, I say things that I don't mean.
15:27Some people pay for therapy, I find it in the sheets.
15:36I'm so scared.
15:41Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
15:44Uh, we could.
15:49Or...
15:51Or...
15:52Oh.
16:01Wellesie.
16:03Wellesie.
16:05Wellesie.
16:07Sorry.
16:08Yes?
16:09What?
16:10What if she picks Kierkegaard?
16:12I still don't get the two truths thing.
16:14I'm so screwed if I get them.
16:15No, you're not.
16:17You know everything on these cards.
16:19I promise.
16:21What if I forget or something, you know?
16:23And Tolbert kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
16:26Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood coming at you.
16:30Okay, what would you do?
16:32Skate away.
16:34Hockey's easy.
16:36Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
16:40Okay, convince me.
16:45Isn't this fun, huh?
17:10Kierkegaard.
17:12Shit.
17:13Shit.
17:14Okay.
17:15Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
17:19Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
17:25Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is
17:32immoral, uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally.
17:44You forgot this.
17:49Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal, but Kierkegaard would say,
17:56not only is it harmful to the victim, it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
18:02Uh, while an objective truth is supported by facts, Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals,
18:12we have a shared moral responsibility to be honest based on our own subjective definition
18:20of truth.
18:22To suddenly disappear from someone's life without an explanation is basically like discarding
18:29their humanity.
18:31Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage, despair over strength.
18:35It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
18:39And as Kierkegaard himself said, once you label me, you fucking negate me.
18:49Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
18:55Ah!
18:57We did it!
18:58A fucking B!
18:59Plus!
18:59Don't forget the plus!
19:00B plus!
19:01Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter!
19:03Thanks to you.
19:04Oh!
19:07What do you want, Wellesie?
19:09Um, you can put me down now.
19:12Y'all know how much you can bench.
19:18Shit.
19:19I think Justin saw me.
19:24Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
19:29He's walking away now.
19:31What's going on?
19:33So embarrassing.
19:35I think he's on my Justin Cole playlist.
19:38You have a Justin Cole playlist?
19:40Hey, don't make it worse.
19:41Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him or his band stuff?
19:48His band stuff?
19:50And some solo stuff from high school.
19:54Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
19:56Hard.
19:56That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
19:59Yeah, I know.
20:02Oh my God.
20:03He wants to know if I'm good.
20:06What should I say?
20:07Am I good?
20:08Nope.
20:08What are you doing?
20:09You're not going to respond.
20:10Say nothing.
20:11What?
20:12Hey, fangirl.
20:14Start thinking like a fuckboy.
20:16Ghost his ass.
20:17Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
20:20That it's an abdication of selfhood?
20:22That was to get me the grade.
20:23This is to get you the guy.
20:26You want that, right?
20:30Yeah, I do.
20:32All right, well, then you're stuck with me because we've only finished half of the deal.
20:35And, uh, oh, shit.
20:36Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
20:40You are intolerable.
20:41So, you are not going to text Justin.
20:45You are going to put your phone away and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
20:50Tonight.
20:50You're not working, are you?
20:51No.
20:52Okay, so you're coming.
20:52To Malone's?
20:53Yes.
20:53Okay, with all the guys?
20:54We've established this.
20:55Garrett.
20:56Hannah.
20:56Do you know what tonight is?
20:58Hell yeah, I do.
21:00We're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham.
21:02And the rest of the team, and you, if you're free.
21:06Maybe.
21:08Oh.
21:11Ah, my slat top.
21:13Take it.
21:14From my boobs to yours.
21:16Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
21:18You might stay in.
21:19Stay in?
21:20Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle.
21:23You bedazzled your boot.
21:25Yeah.
21:26Yeah, a little.
21:28What's going on?
21:30I told Sean I got an agent, and he got all like,
21:33but what about the real world, babe?
21:35I'm sorry, you got a what?
21:36Oh, yeah.
21:37No, I got an agent.
21:38Yay.
21:39Oh, my God.
21:40You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
21:42Allie, this is everything.
21:45Every fucking thing.
21:46No, yeah, it, like, is everything, right?
21:51You're the best.
21:52I love you.
21:54I love you, too.
21:57Okay, screw him.
21:59You're coming out with me, and we're celebrating you.
22:02I don't know.
22:03It's karaoke night.
22:05You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
22:09Take me for what I am, who I was meant to be, and if you give a damn, take me,
22:23baby, or leave me.
22:25Woo!
22:28She's really going at it.
22:30Yeah, the stage is her happy place.
22:31Hey, who's next?
22:33Someone, please, save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
22:38Who's in your bed?
22:44Whoo!
22:45Well, Z, what you singing?
22:47Nothing.
22:48Come on.
22:48It's karaoke.
22:49Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun.
22:51I'm sober, too.
22:52Game tomorrow.
22:53Yeah, and what are you singing?
22:54I don't know.
22:55You guys will pull me up or something.
22:57I'm good.
22:57Thanks.
23:13You know, you don't have to be sober if you don't want to be.
23:16Yeah, well, I don't.
23:18Drink it public?
23:18No, I know.
23:21But do you want to?
23:23Want to what?
23:24Drink.
23:26I told Ali I'd...
23:28I will look after Ali.
23:29She's a no-filter drunk.
23:31Gotta rein her in.
23:32I can handle it.
23:34Then I will guard your drinks with my life.
23:39I got you, Molly.
23:42Do you trust me?
23:45Yeah, yeah, I do.
23:51Okay, uh, I will have a drink.
23:55A drink drink.
23:56And what is your drink drink of choice?
23:59I don't know.
24:00Well, that is a fun problem to solve.
24:08Oh.
24:22I think we found you drink drink.
24:25Yummy!
24:28He thought I would outgrow acting.
24:31Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line.
24:35Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls.
24:38I know he's the bad man.
24:40I'm like, I get it.
24:41There's no guarantee that I'll make it.
24:44But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
24:45Like, that's why they call it a dream.
24:47But I do love him, you know?
24:50And, and I know he loves me.
24:52And, like, we're supposed to be together.
25:00God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times.
25:04It's, like, insane.
25:06I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
25:08That we keep getting back together.
25:12My mom always used to tell me, never give up on love.
25:16Well, that and love your body, which I do.
25:20My mom said the same thing.
25:22Oh my god, really?
25:25Wait, hold on, the love thing or the body thing?
25:31Hang in there, girl.
25:43G-Lo?
25:46Maverick?
25:50I've got a boyfriend, you know.
25:52Yeah, no, I heard, along with the rest of the ladies' room.
25:55Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though.
25:57Okay, this is supposed to be, like, a sacred space.
26:00Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
26:03Sorry, not you.
26:04You're a sweetheart.
26:05And you're disgusting.
26:12Well, I walk into the room,
26:15passing out hundred-dollar bills,
26:17and it kills, and it thrills,
26:19like the horns on my super-auto grip.
26:22And I fire the barred up around the crown,
26:25and everybody's getting down in this town.
26:28Ain't never gonna be the same.
26:30Hey, sister!
26:32Cause I'm standing up my horse,
26:34and I'm riding to the city.
26:36I'm making a lot of noise,
26:39cause the girls, they also rotate.
26:41Riding up and down Broadway,
26:44and my old star Leroy,
26:45and the girls say,
26:47save a horse, ride a cowboy!
26:50Good, you're here.
26:51I'll put you and Garrett down for summer nights.
26:53I know that's a joke, but I would kill Sandy.
26:59You know, I wasn't sold on them at first,
27:01but I can see it now.
27:02Yeah, sure.
27:09Hey!
27:10Logan!
27:11You fixed my car.
27:14You fixed my car.
27:15You have a car?
27:17No.
27:18I had a car.
27:19A great car.
27:20I'm buying you a very special thank you drink.
27:29Okay, you're gonna love it.
27:31Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight.
27:35I only had one.
27:36Or four.
27:38Is that what I'm into?
27:39Nope.
27:42Okay, for my mechanic,
27:44I call this the blue guru.
27:46See?
27:47Wow, that looks like wiper fluid.
27:49That might actually be wiper fluid.
27:51It's mostly blue curacao with a secret ingredient.
27:55Or blue curacao.
27:57Oh, I'm so excited.
27:59I can't believe that.
28:00Hey, G.
28:01What's up?
28:01Brought you something.
28:04Thought you were looking a little parched.
28:07I know.
28:08Nebo babies have feelings too.
28:09Sorry, I was an asshole.
28:10You're always an asshole.
28:12There.
28:13Here goes.
28:17Everybody's on it.
28:18Say the whole.
28:19It's not a cowboy.
28:21This is pretty good.
28:22They just keep sending you those for free?
28:24Yeah, they still want them.
28:25They want my dad.
28:26Wait, you guys should just do it together.
28:29I mean, look at you.
28:30Best friends.
28:31All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little.
28:34No, I mean it.
28:34Screw your dad.
28:35Do it with Logan.
28:36You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym.
28:42Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar.
28:45No, besties.
28:46Besties.
28:46Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
28:48No, I'm drunk.
28:49And you're brilliant.
28:50And I'm brilliant too.
28:51It's not a bad idea.
28:53Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity.
28:55Yeah, you do.
28:55I mean, seriously, nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck has been.
29:00Okay?
29:00What's better than two hot young hockey players?
29:06Three hot young hockey players?
29:08Yeah!
29:12Hannah Wells.
29:14You're up, bitch.
29:15All right, hold on.
29:16Wait, I thought you weren't singing.
29:17Well, that was before I found the perfect song.
29:31Oh, shit, Graham.
29:32You know this one?
29:36She's my cherry pie.
29:39Cold drink of water, such a sweet surprise.
29:42Tastes so good like a homemade pie.
29:44Sweet cherry pie.
29:48Charles Archer.
29:52Woo!
29:55Yeah!
29:57Well, I'm swinging on the front porch.
29:59Swinging along.
30:01Swinging what we want, cause there ain't nobody home.
30:03Swinging through the left financiola,
30:05Swinging through the right.
30:06Think about hockey.
30:08I'll swing the man, yeah.
30:11Come on.
30:14Swinging in the living room, swinging in the kitchen
30:17Most folks don't cause they're too busy bitching
30:20Swinging in the deck, she wanted to beat her
30:22So I mixed up the battery, she'll eat the beat her
30:25I scream, you scream, you scream, but don't even try cause you can't ignore
30:35Such a sweet surprise, she'll make it grow, man
30:42She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face
30:45Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring a tear to your eyes
30:50Sweet cherry pie, I like it
30:58Swinging!
31:01All night long
31:03Kind of sweet, isn't it?
31:05Seeing Garrett being serious about someone
31:08You think he's serious?
31:10Everyone on fifth line seems to think so
31:13They get more likes than anything else I post
31:16Swinging in the bathroom, swinging on the floor
31:18Swinging so hard, forgets her like a dog
31:21Ain't no idea that he's only six foot far
31:24So you ain't gonna swing with my daughter no more
31:28She's my cherry pie
31:31Such a sweet surprise
31:33She'll make it grow, man
31:38She's my cherry pie
31:40Put a smile on your face
31:41Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring a tear to your eyes
31:45Sweet cherry pie
31:48Sweet cherry pie
32:10You did good, Mosey
32:12Thank you
32:14Thank you
32:37Thank you
33:10Where's my purse at the bar?
33:12Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
33:14We gotta go back.
33:15It's closed.
33:17What now?
33:21Next party!
33:30Night-night.
33:36Walsey?
33:49Back of my mind, back of my mind.
33:53I'm a little scared, I'm a little wired.
33:57I don't wanna put my foot down right now, I stop it all happening.
34:01Back of my mind, back of my head.
34:05You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
34:09I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
34:13Don't kiss me.
34:15Time might end up on the ceiling.
34:18Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
34:23Back to my sanity.
34:25Guess it's too late for that now.
34:29Hope is a scary thing.
34:33Hope is a scary thing.
34:47I found something to sleep in.
34:49I can see that.
35:01Whoa, whoa.
35:03But I'm a fuckbunny.
35:05A-a puck funny.
35:11That's it.
35:13You're a drunk bunny.
35:15Come here.
35:16Come here.
35:17Come here.
35:20All right.
35:39A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
35:43I don't think it's a great idea.
35:45I actually think it's my best idea.
35:50Well...
36:01Go to sleep, Rosie.
36:02Hey.
36:05Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
36:11Yeah.
36:26Oh my...
36:46Oh, my God.
36:53Can you?
37:25Coffee?
37:26Coffee?
37:27Coffee?
37:30Oh, uh, thanks.
37:44Morning.
37:45Morning.
37:48You were pretty drunk last night.
37:51How much do you remember?
37:53All of it?
37:54You tried to have sex with me.
37:56Yeah, I know.
37:59And now you're bringing me coffee.
38:02Yep.
38:06Okay, are you 100% awake?
38:09Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
38:14Oh.
38:22Okay.
38:26I need you to give me an orgasm.
38:29Okay.
38:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
39:01Don't underestimate me, I can't change your life.
39:07My friends have faked in you, it's just a waste of time.
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