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The Party's Just Beginning
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00:00:06You
00:00:30George, I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:32I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:34You could totally have a truth.
00:00:36One suggestion.
00:00:39Alloy Barista!
00:00:42He's a Willis Cox flat.
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:55Just me then.
00:00:56Think about it.
00:00:57Why are we settling for such blazing banality?
00:01:00I can offer you a life more magic than any mushroom ever picked.
00:01:03Better than every puppet sky gets healed and every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on!
00:01:07Who's with me?
00:01:08I, you gobshite.
00:01:10I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, it's a cult of the mind.
00:01:13It's all there for us in our heads,
00:01:15so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:22Okay, so no more to be in my cult.
00:01:24Fair enough, it doesn't matter anyway,
00:01:26because I can just imagine it so there.
00:01:28I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence,
00:01:32but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:37You're lost.
00:01:38Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realising that I might as well be dead.
00:01:46This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a big joke, I'm sorry.
00:01:53What?
00:01:56Oh my god!
00:01:57Oh my god!
00:01:57Fuck it!
00:01:57Oh my god!
00:02:01Oh my god!
00:02:03I can't f*** you!
00:02:04E.T.M.I.S. Junk!
00:08:25Hello?
00:08:26Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Hang up.
00:08:33Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes, mother.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43It takes so long to do anything.
00:08:46How long have I been asking him about painting the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:52Have you been taking your tablets?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they're talking about.
00:09:10Dr. Smith was the one who told me I'm afraid of you.
00:09:11At least I know where I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:13And he's right, I mean...
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the...
00:09:18He said that?
00:09:19I saw him at Bingo.
00:09:20He actually said that?
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies, a real part.
00:09:23I know about cheese.
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:29Worst of all?
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33Just worry about you.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37I was already pregnant with you.
00:09:38And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:11:13Have you done it again?
00:11:15No.
00:11:16No, we haven't.
00:11:27Hello?
00:11:30Anyone?
00:11:33Chinese for dinner.
00:11:39It's getting cold.
00:11:59Hello?
00:12:01Hello?
00:12:01Is this the help line?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:04Oh.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:12Hello?
00:12:12Hello?
00:12:25Hello?
00:12:33Alright.
00:12:35Hello?
00:14:58Yeah.
00:15:00Got any music?
00:15:01You want something to drink?
00:15:03Yes, please.
00:15:04Just help yourself with anything you want in a mini bar.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:21You guys can really drink here.
00:15:22Makes working in a supermarket easier.
00:15:24Can't really conjure up the energy to resent it through a hangover.
00:15:32This is a good song.
00:15:41Cheers.
00:15:43Boy, you're a mess.
00:15:44No, you're a mess too.
00:15:45All right.
00:15:47Let's go.
00:15:48I'm coming.
00:15:51Yes, I'm coming.
00:15:56I'm coming.
00:15:58No.
00:16:00I don't know.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:34So aggressive.
00:17:36What, the pigs?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37Aye, because you know, gangsters apparently have, like, pig farms.
00:17:41So that when they kill someone, they can use the pigs to eat their bodies.
00:17:48Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye.
00:17:50And, you know, for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:53Because there's no evidence.
00:17:54That's dark.
00:17:54That's dark as f***.
00:17:56That's how it happens.
00:17:57What time does the thing for Scotland's repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:02Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes, yes we do.
00:18:05So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off if yous are going to be going all day.
00:18:08Did it?
00:18:09What's the Scotland issue?
00:18:10You know what?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15It's so mature, honestly.
00:18:17I'm going to stay and watch you mix drugs and it's just not good.
00:18:22Mix it.
00:18:26I can't even.
00:18:28I can't even taste it yet.
00:18:30Wait, how's the tea?
00:18:33Give me the tea.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:37Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously, who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me?
00:18:48It's so weird.
00:18:51Just make your own music.
00:18:56I bet, okay.
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like?
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all like...
00:19:15Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know, you're just like, not you.
00:19:22Uh, I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with Ben.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31If I were the same with me.
00:19:33Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm close to him than anyone.
00:19:39What about your dad?
00:19:42What about him?
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player?
00:19:46Or literally anything that we can play some f***ing music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:51Just has that police gun.
00:19:53Started it off as a precaution.
00:19:55Now he listens to it like music.
00:19:58Oh, I don't know what's that.
00:20:01Ow!
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:05I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07Oh, I don't even want to know.
00:20:08Oh, I just got these in.
00:20:11They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:13Ooh.
00:20:14They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:17Ells make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why, ugh?
00:20:24What's ew?
00:20:25I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it, like, twice a day.
00:20:31Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Sex.
00:20:35I mean, it must be pretty s*** to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:39How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then how do you have sex?
00:20:45We rub.
00:20:50What?
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't let him f***ing, doesn't mean...
00:20:59You've never had sex?
00:21:02You've never had sex.
00:21:08Has he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:10No.
00:21:14I think I'm starting to come up.
00:21:16Hmm.
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:21I went to see her and she was just lying there, you know?
00:21:24She wasn't really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember seeing it at my mom, well, where do I see her?
00:21:29You know what?
00:21:30I, eh...
00:21:31I sang here and they...
00:21:34As I was singing, she...
00:21:37She...
00:21:38She blasted me.
00:21:40Ah!
00:21:41Ah!
00:21:44Ah!
00:21:46Ah!
00:21:47Ah!
00:21:53Ah!
00:21:54Ah!
00:21:55Ah!
00:21:56Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:10Oh, my God.
00:22:48The room's going back to normal.
00:23:00Let's never go right there.
00:23:16Hello?
00:23:20Hello?
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:23Hi.
00:23:24Who's this?
00:23:26Who's this?
00:23:30Charlotte.
00:23:33Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No, you've got the wrong number.
00:23:38The helpline is 49626.
00:23:42I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:44No, it's one digit off.
00:23:46It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:47You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No, I'm not laughing.
00:23:53We get these calls all the time.
00:23:55I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:58It took me here just to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:04I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:12How come?
00:24:14I feel like an idiot.
00:24:17Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:20No.
00:24:21Well, I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:26About what?
00:24:29I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:37So do I.
00:24:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:44So what's the big hoo-ha with sleep?
00:24:53No, we don't stalk Martedella.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:03Um, how do you, like, how did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple supermarkets in town.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11What time you get off?
00:25:12I think I finish in, like, five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16I'll wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:30I don't know.
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:49You've got a return ticket.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54The sun goes down early here.
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:02Hey, darling.
00:26:04God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:11Absolutely.
00:26:13And...
00:26:15Yeah, I'll be back soon. I know, I know.
00:26:17Why don't you all hold my hand in trouble?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:21I don't know, I'll look.
00:26:24For a couple days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been gone a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:29You said you'd tell the church.
00:26:30Yes, it's true.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35I will.
00:26:36We'll send them.
00:26:39Aw, thanks for calling.
00:26:43Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:49How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:27:01It gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:07No, you, I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:12She's eight and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her, ma'am?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Oh, come on, Alistair.
00:27:24Your room.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I room?
00:27:28Alistair, don't start this thing.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:45When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:50What's going on?
00:27:51Oh, my leg.
00:27:53Oh, it's got numb.
00:27:56I'm sitting here too long.
00:27:58How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:02Four days.
00:28:08Alistair!
00:28:15Alistair, help me son.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:46Oh, God, I'm 13 again.
00:28:49Oh, no!
00:28:51No!
00:28:51No!
00:28:52No!
00:28:52No, no!
00:29:01I'm cold!
00:29:03No.
00:29:07Nah.
00:29:19Just get out of here.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:07I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:10I talk to them but when I try to it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to-
00:32:36Why did you go to the Clutie Well Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to-
00:32:45Like do that.
00:32:48Now you aren't hurting yourself are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm-
00:32:56Like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yep, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:06Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:11Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:14Oh no, no.
00:33:16They won't want to see me.
00:33:18It should be a happy day.
00:33:20I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know, I still set a place for Edith at the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I Charlotte?
00:33:49My wife.
00:33:51Who's Edith?
00:34:14What are you doing?
00:34:17You can't see me.
00:34:40I'm back!
00:34:42Not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:48What the f*** has Dad been taking to the hospital again?
00:34:55I'll go up to the hospital with him then.
00:34:57We're going out first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:05I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:13Excuse me.
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17I f***ing think you are.
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And that cares about his well-being.
00:35:22Yes, so do I.
00:35:23And I think you should go home.
00:35:25I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:33In case he needs me.
00:35:35No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me, but just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:44He wants to be with me.
00:35:52I'm sorry.
00:35:53I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:54I don't know if he is a man.
00:35:55So we're getting to see the back.
00:36:00dad and dad.
00:36:03He's like, oh, man.
00:36:04But I don't want to see the back in there.
00:36:05I'm just like no, man.
00:36:07These guys are up here.
00:36:10I don't know if he is a man.
00:36:10I don't know if he is a man.
00:36:11If he is a man.
00:36:13Control, this is unit 83 Foxtrot. Can I have a P and C deco check, please?
00:36:21Oh, hell!
00:36:29We're heading next to 83 Foxtrot.
00:36:33Still, still, start. Zero, three, Mike and Wolf. Next leg, over.
00:36:44He just passed away.
00:36:54I think you should go now.
00:37:22Oh, it's you!
00:37:33Um, are you leaving?
00:37:36Yeah, yeah. It's time for me to go. But first, we're gonna order some room service.
00:37:44Yeah!
00:37:46You're really early. This whole time for a cup of tea?
00:37:49Yeah, I know. I've got to get my tickets.
00:37:52Okay, I will. See you then.
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:04My what?
00:38:05What's your name?
00:38:06Say what? I can't, I can't quite...
00:38:08Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:15I have to get ready for a minute.
00:38:36There you are.
00:38:38Right, Jim, we need to do something with that garden. It's a bombsite.
00:38:42It's out the back. No one can see it.
00:38:44That's why I've left it to notice.
00:38:46However, I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains any time I have a guest.
00:38:50Or we should get blinds.
00:38:51Oh, my God. See, we'll have the money for all this.
00:38:53You're meant to be here five minutes ago.
00:38:56I do enough for every morning.
00:39:02You hear that? You've got five minutes.
00:39:06Darling, it's your dad's work party.
00:39:11Come on, everybody wants to see you there.
00:39:25Are you getting your dress on?
00:39:28I'm putting a dress on.
00:39:30Woohoo, that's my girl.
00:39:49Hi.
00:39:50Hi, Marie. How are you?
00:39:52No bad. Yourself?
00:39:54Not bad.
00:39:55Great. I just picked up my boyfriend in my car.
00:39:57You've got a car?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00And a boyfriend.
00:40:02Nice.
00:40:02Nice.
00:40:02For a drunk.
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Well, you can't drive home now, can you?
00:40:07I'm wicked drunk.
00:40:09Woo!
00:40:09We are drunken.
00:40:12That's enough, Marie.
00:40:13Come on, let's get you some stories.
00:40:22Oh, I love a dumb girl that겁ner's dying for much cuz again, get no guidance on to me.
00:42:14What are you doing here?
00:42:29I read about it on the internet.
00:42:41What did it say?
00:42:45It says if the fall doesn't do it, the train will finish you off.
00:43:34Let's move to California.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38We'd have to wear sunblock every day.
00:43:41Get a massive fridge.
00:43:42With loads of bottles of water in it.
00:43:45And a garbage disposal.
00:43:47A therapist.
00:43:47I'm pissed.
00:43:48Oh my god.
00:43:49I need to talk to my shrink.
00:43:51Seriously?
00:43:52We could just...
00:43:56Yeah.
00:44:05I don't have a passport.
00:44:12We could just go to the post office and get one.
00:44:18I can't afford it.
00:44:21I can't afford it.
00:44:44Hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl.
00:44:48Obviously.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53But the doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year before I can get the full
00:44:58operation.
00:44:58Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've actually been to the doctor?
00:45:02Aye.
00:45:05Aye.
00:45:11What does Ben think about it?
00:45:17Come to them.
00:45:17Come to them.
00:45:21It's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31Here come.
00:45:40Cause I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45We can't be in the church if we know about you.
00:45:50Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:01Then why are you doing this?
00:46:04Why that?
00:46:09Can you help me, please?
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:32Well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:35Okay, so...
00:46:42Is that what?
00:46:43Close your eyes.
00:46:49Okay, you've got a good eye.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54I'm just thinking.
00:46:56Just the video you meant to mark.
00:47:00I was thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:04I like Ali.
00:47:12Not opening me good.
00:47:30No.
00:47:30Peace.
00:47:30Why don't you put your eyes out.
00:47:33Is that what she could do?
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:35No.
00:47:38No.
00:47:41I need to go in.
00:47:42No.
00:47:44That's not too many, right?
00:47:45No.
00:47:51No, you're dead.
00:47:53Not as much as you can.
00:47:53No, it's fine.
00:47:53I'm just kidding.
00:47:53I'm just kidding.
00:47:54Oh, no.
00:48:03Oh, God!
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:09Hey!
00:48:10Hey!
00:48:10Come back!
00:48:12Come back, you f******!
00:48:31Come back, you f******!
00:48:49Alistair!
00:48:50Come back, you f******!
00:48:56You're okay, you're okay.
00:48:59Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:49:01It's okay, you're okay.
00:49:08Hey, stay.
00:49:10Stay.
00:49:12Stay.
00:49:14Stay.
00:49:21Stay.
00:49:26Stay.
00:49:29Stay.
00:49:29Stay.
00:49:29Come on, wipe it on it.
00:49:48my ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:57she's putting our daughter through private school
00:50:00I'm not even allowed to pick her up
00:50:02because I don't have a nice enough car
00:50:14I'm supposed to be a man
00:50:18and I know it's modern times
00:50:19and blah, blah, blah
00:50:20but that doesn't change my primal instinct to provide
00:50:30right?
00:50:37I'm failing at it
00:50:52my life was supposed to be different
00:51:06can we, can we just go
00:51:15do
00:51:16yeah
00:52:39I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:53:01You can't go.
00:53:02I'm going to go get this train.
00:53:04You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:16It's not fair.
00:53:30It's not fair.
00:53:31It's not fair.
00:53:31It's not fair.
00:53:33It's not fair.
00:54:10It's Lucy.
00:54:13Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:54I walk all the way home from the town and come in looking happy in spite of being tired.
00:55:02I don't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub hand cream.
00:55:08Well, she always had this cream next to her chair in the living room where she'd rub this cream in
00:55:13to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:19I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No.
00:55:33No.
00:55:33She was taken from me.
00:55:35Good.
00:55:38That's easier.
00:55:43It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in the s***ing house.
00:55:46I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I've heard it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She'll never please it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:57You don't even like people who are very friends who are young.
00:56:00I don't joke.
00:56:04It's too young to lie.
00:56:06Don't use it.
00:56:07Don't use it.
00:56:07Don't use it.
00:56:07Don't use it.
00:56:07Don't use it.
00:56:08Don't use it.
00:56:08Don't use it.
00:56:09Don't use it.
00:56:35I can help you.
00:56:45Hi.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:49Could you just sit this way?
00:56:50I would love to, but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52No, no, just for two seconds.
00:56:53I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:55And these are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58No, please.
00:56:59Please don't sack me.
00:57:04There's nothing I can do.
00:57:05But yeah.
00:57:06I mean, you've got to understand you were off work for five days in a row.
00:57:10I mean, you didn't come in once.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:12Shut up.
00:57:13I don't give a ****.
00:57:14I don't get paid to give him.
00:57:16Okay.
00:57:16I mean, I can see.
00:57:17I can understand that you're angry, but I'm going to have to let you go.
00:57:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:26No.
00:57:27No.
00:57:29Eh.
00:57:33I'm sorry.
00:57:34I wish there was something.
00:57:36Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:40What?
00:57:41Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter, you're smiling?
00:57:47Eh.
00:57:48I don't know.
00:57:49I have a good life.
00:57:50Stop smiling.
00:57:51Because you don't have a good life.
00:57:53You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:56Yeah, well.
00:57:57I mean, I'm lucky to have a job.
00:57:59There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so.
00:58:02How can you settle for that?
00:58:03What do you mean?
00:58:04Stop smiling.
00:58:06Stop smiling.
00:58:07I'm not.
00:58:08I'm not.
00:58:08You are.
00:58:08I'm not smiling.
00:58:09Stop it.
00:58:09I'm not smiling.
00:58:10I'm not.
00:58:12This is shit.
00:58:14This is shit.
00:58:15It's not.
00:58:16No.
00:58:16It's not shit.
00:58:19It's...
00:58:21And the cheese!
00:58:25What do you mean more to think of that?
00:58:27We don't suck more as Ella!
00:58:30I've started to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs.
00:58:33At the back.
00:58:34It's horrible.
00:58:35It's like foreign bodies, like living under my arse.
00:58:38Is it really bothering you?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:40It looks all warped and deformed.
00:58:42Does Ryan mind?
00:58:43He hasn't mentioned it.
00:58:44Then why do you mind?
00:58:45It's not about him.
00:58:46It's about me.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48You want to look good for him.
00:58:49You dress up for him.
00:58:50You do this shit to your nails for him.
00:58:52You dress up too.
00:58:53Yeah, but not for a man.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55For lots of men.
00:58:58Aha.
00:59:00So, less judgement on me.
00:59:04Look, you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with Ryan and keep them around to help
00:59:07you raise them.
00:59:08Where does this even come from? Ryan doesn't want more kids. We're past that now.
00:59:10But are you?
00:59:11Those kids aren't yours.
00:59:12And I take care of them like they're mum.
00:59:15Don't you want something more?
00:59:18Something?
00:59:32Donna?
00:59:36It's coming up for a year now.
00:59:42Donna, can't go away.
00:59:43You're not allowed in here.
00:59:44Out!
00:59:45I got you, Donna.
00:59:47Do you want to try the shellac?
00:59:53Hello?
00:59:55Earth to Lucy.
01:00:01What the fuck is shellac?
01:00:04It's a gel that stays on for a few weeks, but it's hard to get off if you have to
01:00:08soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil.
01:00:17I'll be right back.
01:00:19Bye.
01:00:22Bye.
01:00:24Bye.
01:00:31Bye.
01:00:39Bye.
01:00:40Bye.
01:01:04Do you fancy going uptown?
01:01:06Doing a wee bit shopping?
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:11We need some quality time, you and me.
01:01:13It'll be good.
01:01:18I like it.
01:01:19What do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:26I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What, are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:30Come here.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35OK.
01:01:36So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:39Um, why?
01:01:40Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it.
01:01:44I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff.
01:01:48So, like, how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is blacklisted, all right?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore.
01:01:55So I really need you to put your name on this and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:59Why does you even need a new couch?
01:02:01Because I've got some of the girls coming around and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You sound just like your father.
01:02:08But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:14You know what?
01:02:14You're a social climber.
01:02:16You never grew up in a one-bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21Because I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:38I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:47Look, let's just get this back to the house and we'll sit back down and natter all night.
01:02:57Anne, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:26Hello, how are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad, yourself?
01:03:34We're here in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world, a lot of people are questioning
01:03:40whether God exists or cares about the human race.
01:03:43Would you agree with this?
01:03:54I'm confused.
01:03:56You fed on that.
01:04:08The brainwashing you don't make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:12I'm sorry.
01:04:12You fed on that.
01:04:16Well, they've put you back on the Prozac because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:31Please, please don't leave me.
01:04:34Get off me.
01:04:35I don't f***ing need you.
01:04:37Just get off me.
01:04:38No, it's like this.
01:04:45Look at you.
01:04:49I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:05:02You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you
01:05:05because you don't want to be alone in it.
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:18I'm loving you.
01:05:21And I'm asking you to love me back and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:31Because I love you.
01:05:38I forgive you.
01:05:56In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on air.
01:06:01That is for you to keep.
01:06:03And inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful.
01:06:08And if you could come back round next week and hear your thoughts.
01:06:17Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:51We've got me.
01:06:52That's not true.
01:06:55You've got me.
01:06:57You've got me.
01:06:59You've got me.
01:08:01Oh, is that what it is?
01:08:03Holds the shape of your boots.
01:08:05Like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:07And right now...
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:11What?
01:08:12What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate.
01:08:19Dominate.
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream of the shopping channel?
01:08:26Aye.
01:08:26It's taken years off me.
01:08:28Could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:30My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that, hiking behind those things.
01:08:37And that, yes, I think, I do not.
01:08:46Oh, my God.
01:08:47No!
01:08:47No!
01:08:48No!
01:08:50No!
01:08:52No!
01:08:59No!
01:09:08Let's go.
01:09:31Let's go.
01:10:01Let's go.
01:10:01Stay there.
01:10:02Stay there.
01:10:02Stay there.
01:10:04What are you doing?
01:10:06Hey, hey.
01:10:06Give me a drink, give me a drink.
01:10:07Oh my God, is that water?
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Yeah.
01:10:11Yeah, it's water.
01:10:12What's that?
01:10:13What?
01:10:14I think you are.
01:10:16Get comfy.
01:10:17Got any music?
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:20Who am I?
01:10:22Woo!
01:10:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:26Oh, she spits.
01:10:29Come on.
01:10:30Fly down.
01:10:31Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:33Bye-bye, night.
01:10:34Bye-bye, night.
01:10:36Bye-bye, night.
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:43Merry Christmas.
01:12:45I did what you said.
01:12:47I invited the kids over.
01:12:49Did you?
01:12:50I did.
01:12:51Was it nice to see the grandkid?
01:12:54It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:58The eldest is very musical.
01:13:00I didn't know that.
01:13:03I have an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs he'd been learning.
01:13:08Why?
01:13:09Even had me singing along and I'd take something I'm telling you.
01:13:14My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:16Used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:18Well I'd say playing but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:21And then my dad bought this old out of tune piano and he always said that he was going to
01:13:25play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would like sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:32I loved it.
01:13:37Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time and we always had this.
01:13:42We always said that we would like move to California and get really suntanned and I was going to make
01:13:48all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs and then he was going to come down and sing.
01:13:53And then we'd have enough money to live in the warm.
01:13:57Would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great actually.
01:14:02Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and laugh bites but
01:14:11my mum didn't burn the turkey so you win some you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know.
01:14:16I blacked out.
01:14:17Well you think you might have been raped Charlotte?
01:14:23No, no.
01:14:24I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:28Don't know.
01:14:29Don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean I wasn't even there.
01:14:34I mean I was.
01:14:34I was laying in the bed but like I wasn't because I was in like a different drunken dimension dreaming
01:14:39myself away.
01:14:40Well it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're only at the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:14:57Was it worth it?
01:14:59Like, like, was it worth it?
01:15:05I still see the place where Edith is on the table.
01:15:09Well if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you too.
01:15:34I love you too.
01:15:39Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:05I love you too.
01:16:39Oh, yeah.
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01:18:48Oh, yeah.
01:19:00Oh, yeah.
01:19:03Oh, yeah.
01:19:33Oh, yeah.
01:19:34Oh, yeah.
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01:22:57Oh, yeah.
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