00:00Of all the mascots, who would win a fight?
00:03First of all, the heat and the suns.
00:05Obviously, that's a monster topic, and you could say,
00:08all right, you can absolutely melt someone, and they're toast.
00:12Then I start thinking about, do you believe in magic?
00:16You'd have to ask Pablo Torre, and O's the mentalist,
00:19if in fact it's real, or if it's a facade.
00:22You have a wizard, and you have a hornet.
00:24When it comes to the hornets, they freak me out.
00:28I don't like hornets.
00:29I once bit on a bumblebee.
00:31You ever bite a bumblebee?
00:33A bee stung me in my mouth.
00:36It was on a sandwich.
00:37I took a bite.
00:38I thought my entire face was going to explode.
00:41For like two solid days, I was walking around like I had ink on my cheek.
00:45Like, why are people looking at me?
00:47It wasn't swollen.
00:48I was in pain.
00:50Hornets.
00:51I mean, can you imagine just hornet after hornet after hornet,
00:56stinging you, pecking you, making your life miserable,
01:01which is why the wizards, that's who I'm going to pick.
01:03Because with one little wave of the magic wand, poof!
01:07I have a wish.
01:08I wish all the hornets would die.
01:11I wish you would disappear.
01:12I wish you would stop bothering me.
01:15Have you seen the wizard hat?
01:17Have you seen the facial hair?
01:19Have you seen the robe?
01:21That's not a guy I want to mess with.
01:23I'm not effing with a wizard.
01:24I'm just telling you that right now.
01:26That cat is freaky, spooky.
01:29He can do whatever the hell he wants.
01:31So the answer on who's going to win a mascot fight,
01:33for always, when you start breaking it down,
01:36the do's, the don'ts, the right, the wrong,
01:40that wizard freaks me out.
01:43That's who's going to win the fight.
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