00:00Can I take you to dinner?
00:02How's July 19?
00:04Three months from now.
00:06How is it even possible that my husband
00:08left me for an older woman?
00:10You're supposed to leave me for, like, Gigi Hadid.
00:12Not Ina Garten.
00:14You can't just leave me like that.
00:16I needed lunch, and I was scared.
00:18I'm so sorry.
00:20This is why we need a spa weekend.
00:22Massages, champagne, big comfy robes.
00:25The last time I had a massage was, like, my last mammogram.
00:28Girl, I worry about you sometimes.
00:31I just booked a room.
00:32What?
00:33We're going on a spa weekend, bitches!
00:37Welcome and namaste.
00:39It's beautiful.
00:40It's amazing.
00:41I'm Shanti.
00:42She looks like a girl, Jesus.
00:45I never want to go home.
00:47I miss my kids.
00:48What?
00:48No, I don't miss my kids.
00:52Is that Mel?
00:53Ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:54What's up, you middle-aged sluts?
00:56Hey!
00:56Hello?
00:58Anya Ray is one of the outdoor yoga classes.
01:00Gene, he is checking you out.
01:02Get over here, yeah, you?
01:04Come on, Magic Mark.
01:05This is Jane.
01:06Nice to meet you, Jane.
01:07She's on the older side, but she's got a porno body.
01:10Stand up, show your body.
01:11Now, show him your dick up.
01:13This is a great deal of stress in all of you.
01:16Oh, my God, my boss is calling me again.
01:19You guys need to stand up for yourself.
01:21Stop calling her!
01:28Hanging out with your friends is essential to our survival.
01:30The most important thing is you guys.
01:32If you need anything, I'm here for you.
01:35This whole spa thing is such a scam.
01:37Namaste.
01:38You're supposed to walk out of here all centered and chill.
01:41Don't we look chill to you?
01:42Not really.
01:44Hey, you guys.
01:45I'm not doing anything weird or illegal.
01:50You know, manatantric massages.
01:52I know what you're up to.
01:53This place hires good-looking Australian guys to flirt with all the moms.
01:57It's not going to work on me, Crocodile Dundee.
02:00Whoa.
02:02Whoa.
02:03How are you doing this?
02:04The human hand has...
02:05Don't talk.
02:06Let's go to the left.
02:08To the left.
02:09To the left.
02:12Welcome to Goat Yoga.
02:15You're so cute.
02:17Guys, I think I burned my poop up.
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