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Don’t Blink, You’ll Miss It ENGSUB Hidden Identity Magician Comeback Drama ARS
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00:00:06You
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen here
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:35Oh my god, it's him! It's the master of magic! The greatest magician of all time!
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self
00:00:44Now I'm gonna need a little help by my lovely assistant, Eric
00:00:59And now my next volunteer, I don't care. I said shorted
00:01:05What the hell?
00:01:10Ohhhh! How are they doing that?
00:01:13And now for my final volunteer
00:01:19The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:25I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:27Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you? Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53You insult me in public? You know who I am
00:01:57I can make you disappear
00:01:58Okay
00:01:59Well, we won't test Barry
00:02:03So we're gonna test his hotel instead
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12We're gonna make Barry's casino disappear
00:02:14Disappear
00:02:24Now I already broke in and got all the evidence of your assaults
00:02:27The police are already on their way to arrest you
00:02:30You know?
00:02:32Kill him!
00:02:37Now for my final trick
00:03:01What are you looking at me for?
00:03:04Get him!
00:03:14We're gonna make you while I'm fighting
00:03:15We're gonna make you see
00:03:15No
00:03:31Oh no
00:03:37No
00:03:43No
00:03:43No
00:03:43No
00:03:43No
00:03:43No
00:03:43No
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02I would never let anything happen to you.
00:04:06Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God, I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find me.
00:04:14Girl, we grew up with her in the orphanage.
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, okay?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:30You're gonna be okay.
00:04:35Eric.
00:04:37Eric.
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bri and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Got to be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but if it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage
00:05:35I grew up in before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well, see ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bri, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, okay?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:03That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but, you know, we still got to come
00:06:14with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:19Um, I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on me.
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You want to play?
00:06:29You don't want to pay?
00:06:30Right?
00:06:31I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really, yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:52I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:06:59What do you say, baby?
00:07:01Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take it.
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win.
00:07:19She gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win.
00:07:23You get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:29Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31These guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen.
00:07:45You get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59She kept walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:04Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch.
00:08:34I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet is mine.
00:08:38Well, then.
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief.
00:08:51Listen.
00:08:56You scram before I take everything else you've got.
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:12It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:16I know.
00:09:16I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:25This bracelet.
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bree.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:00Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:26You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:36They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:59Do you want to see my magic trick?
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard whose cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:04I think it's better if I left.
00:12:06my stuff well i'm the prop assistant just doing my job no your job is to clean up dove
00:12:12see this stuff this stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three star magician correct me
00:12:20if i'm wrong but you're not a three star magician are you no not not since i was 12. after
00:12:37becoming
00:12:37the world's first seven star magician the society of magicians gave up trying to rank me damn right
00:12:42you're not you're lucky to be even our little prop boy and to be in the same room as us
00:12:53real musicians
00:12:58okay
00:13:01what did you do to my deck nothing let's just put him away listen fool this is my gold zephyr
00:13:09deck
00:13:10the master of magic himself used this type of deck actually i prefer the platinum deck well if they're
00:13:16so priceless maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like they're
00:13:20just some two dollar deck from the gas station oh you think ruining my deck is funny you're fired
00:13:29if i lose this job i won't be able to watch over brie i need you to find brie
00:13:35help right yeah look i'm sorry no it's too late for that now
00:13:40because here comes mr kensington
00:13:49hello mr kensington you're looking better sir i'll be good to go for the opening of the show
00:13:57but let this be a reminder what we do is dangerous sir that is exactly what i wanted to tell
00:14:05you about
00:14:06i've had to fire the prop boy over here what why he's careless and cocky he's a liability no matter
00:14:12how hot you think he is i i never said that mr kensington daniel's been nothing but a professional
00:14:19since he's worked here sir sir he he nearly destroyed my gold zephyr deck daniel is this true of course
00:14:27not
00:14:27sir who are you gonna believe a a common worker or a three-star magician look samuel
00:14:33i've seen his skills he would never damage a deck show them show them what you can do
00:14:47do you even know a single trick tell you what if you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit
00:14:54without
00:14:54damaging it in 15 seconds you can keep your job 15 seconds that's impossible i don't even know if the
00:15:02master of magic could have done it that quick but if you can't i demand as a three-star magician
00:15:10that you fire him samuel this isn't fair i know but while i disagree with it xander has the right
00:15:19to challenge daniel but sir he brie it's okay 15 seconds yeah you're on
00:15:37the idiot he's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance ready to do this daniel you really don't
00:15:45have to
00:15:45oh the little prop boy has a little trick section now if i win you're all gonna have to start
00:15:51treating brie with more respect around here it's her money that's bankrolling this entire show
00:15:57brie look at that got a knight in shining coveralls fine deal it's not like you have a chance in
00:16:04hell
00:16:05anyway 15 seconds here we go
00:16:16what's he doing what he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself 10 seconds
00:16:24oh wow giving up already clearly can't hack the big leagues you said he was good i thought
00:16:30you would at least try getting security on the phone to escort you out in five four three two
00:17:04absolutely impossible
00:17:09how did you do that there's no way i don't think i've ever seen anything like this nobody but the
00:17:13master of magic could have done this
00:17:19no no no you you clearly switched out the deck while brie was distracting us i knew it yeah of
00:17:25course
00:17:25just some amateur trying something stupid nothing but a cheap lazy trick from the hack
00:17:32now we've got a show to prep
00:17:36eugene stop goggling at those cards and let's get to work come on
00:17:42samuel you believe you really did it right i don't know what to believe
00:17:49oh come on the show opens in a few days we need to prep oh you don't have to worry
00:17:55about prepping
00:18:06this is not going to be a show
00:18:09who is this it's richard kim he produces every other magic show in town
00:18:15samuel hates him richard get the hell out of my theater your theater oh no no my little friend this
00:18:24is now my theater what the hell are you talking about i have a three year lease with the owner
00:18:31which as of this morning is me i bought the theater which means you and your dirty pack of magical
00:18:38nobodies have one hour to get the hell out
00:18:43you can't just buy the theater i'm the biggest show in town used to be you're past your prime
00:18:51my new show will triple your numbers the contract can't be canceled i'll lose everything
00:18:57if brie loses this show the orphanage that i grew up in that saved my life as a child
00:19:02will be destroyed hey we still have a contract you can't just kick us out hey hey doll face how
00:19:08about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk i'm this show's
00:19:14producer and if you cancel the show i'll sue you into oblivion not if i can prove you're not worthy
00:19:19of
00:19:20this theater i'll give you a chance a head-to-head magical competition your old man and his team
00:19:27wins you keep your contract my team wins your contract is terminated then you go back to doing
00:19:34uh birthday parties for eight-year-olds deal mr kingzington will wipe the floor with whoever you put
00:19:42him up against great the competition will be tonight tonight his cast doesn't come off for another
00:19:49week not my problem hope you have a good backup team ladies and gentlemen aren't you ready for the epic
00:20:02no hold barred battle to see who will get this leader and who will be thrown out into the street
00:20:11don't worry we have an ace up our sleeve
00:20:16daniel you gotta be kidding you're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there
00:20:20his best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear
00:20:23it's all or nothing for us all right richard kin isn't sending lightweights to this brawl
00:20:28he's got world-class real magicians yeah no problem i'm good enough to take on anyone that kim sends to
00:20:34us and now the challengers richard kin's latest sensation matt van buren
00:21:05he's the youngest magician to have five stars he's one of the best in the world
00:21:14that guy xavier will wipe the floor with his ass yeah bring him on now for the first act or
00:21:21should i
00:21:22say miracle before each magician is a glass of water the magicians must turn their water into wine in a
00:21:30way that our top judges can't figure out the magician to stump the most judges wins matt van buren won
00:21:39the
00:21:39grand prix for close-up magic last year this plays exactly to his strengths he's way beyond xavier's league
00:21:47we're gonna lose
00:21:54maybe not show time
00:22:02xavier
00:22:06xavier not you what
00:22:19you should go out this round
00:22:23what he he's not even a magician he's just the guy that cleans up duff
00:22:28shit yeah xavier's the best of all of us yeah look girl i know you have a little crush on
00:22:32the
00:22:32little prop boy but leave this real much
00:22:33shit samuel you can't seriously be considering this i mean that guy is gonna piss himself out there
00:22:39and the magician from the kensington team
00:22:51maybe he's just the prop assistant but i need a hail mary right now daniel
00:23:05oh my god you're prop boy you're really gonna put up the help against someone like
00:23:11matt van buren don't worry kid this will be over real quick and then you can run back to the
00:23:16shadows
00:23:16where you belong it's a shame though because matt's just my warm-up act you'll get beat so bad
00:23:23you'll never see my big showstopper matt van buren's just the warm-up act he's one of the best in
00:23:28the
00:23:28world they say he might even get a six star soon there hasn't been a new six star magician in
00:23:33over
00:23:33a decade no it's obvious what samuel's doing okay he knows he doesn't have a chance so he's already
00:23:38looking for excuses when he loses he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try boss this guy is
00:23:45a
00:23:45hack he's gonna make a fool out of all of us it's a two out of three competition we need
00:23:50to judge their
00:23:51strength oh i i get it okay you see samuel sending daniel out to get slaughtered and then i
00:23:58come in and save the day where's that he actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at
00:24:02being a real magician and you are daniel just daniel nice coveralls daniel i give my servants the same
00:24:15ones enjoy your moment just daniel this will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for i can't
00:24:22believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician he's trying to be embarrassed sad he really
00:24:27thought that he could hang with the pros no you're sure about this just trust me
00:24:37don't feel too bad you should be honored to be on the stage with me
00:24:42gentlemen are you ready i was born ready what about you buddy you look a little nervous
00:24:49maybe you should be
00:24:53because i'm about to embarrass the living out of you
00:25:00he's frozen with fear come on daniel was it stupid to pick him daniel are you okay
00:25:08absolutely oh my god what a shitshow he's not even prepping it hey newbie this is when you're
00:25:16supposed to prepare your illusion i'm good
00:25:22no i'm good that's why i have a five star magician's amulet and you have what coveralls covered in dirt
00:25:31and
00:25:33doveshit tell you what it's not too soon to back out if you do i'll give you the honor of
00:25:38having my
00:25:39autograph are you ready or do you need more time to prepare no i don't need more time for this
00:25:45trick
00:25:49then first up is matt von buren pay attention this is where you learn to respect your betters
00:26:20what do you think judges did matt
00:26:21i don't know how he did that there's no way daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as
00:26:25good
00:26:25as matt's what do you think judges did matt bob aaron's trick fool you i have no idea how that
00:26:35was done if i didn't know any better i'd say it's a miracle i'm stumped well done you're three for
00:26:40three
00:26:43you have stumped our judges does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick anyone
00:26:55you have something to say prop boy i mean your trick wasn't bad i just know exactly how you did
00:27:01it
00:27:08sure you do please enlighten us tell us all how i did my trick
00:27:15all in good time idiot everybody knows that he's lying pathetic daniel you're up
00:27:30what's he doing he's making a fool out of all of us hey there looks like your fellow's got some
00:27:35stage
00:27:36fright this is what happens when you don't respect the craft you're making a fool out of all of us
00:27:44i think he can do it it doesn't matter what you think okay you're not one of us
00:27:50you're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn if it weren't for you we
00:27:54wouldn't be in this mess
00:28:05looks like you're having some trouble here why don't you let me help you
00:28:15switch it now prop boy you need to end this now you're
00:28:24you're right
00:28:28i swore off my old life
00:28:40but i can't keep running forever
00:28:47ladies and gentlemen are you ready for something extraordinary
00:28:55now but first i'm gonna need some help brie could you come here
00:29:07what is he doing you gotta be kidding me this is just sad
00:29:21you all know magic is an illusion but still you hold out hope that one day you'll experience
00:29:27something so incredible you can never explain it in a million years well isn't this like life
00:29:34see every day you experience your reality through your senses but what if you couldn't trust your senses
00:29:45wouldn't your reality then just be an illusion
00:29:52don't blink you'll miss it
00:30:09that's it
00:30:11nothing happened you're supposed to change the water into wine hey mr kensington i told you you
00:30:17shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up to take my place you should have respected my ranking no
00:30:22i think there's something else going on now i apologize ladies and gentlemen i can't seem to
00:30:28complete my transformation i knew it this theater is mine without one final piece of equipment
00:30:35which would be coming right about now
00:30:51what's he doing what's he doing it means it's a cake knife he's gonna shatter that glass all over the
00:30:56floor
00:31:03how
00:31:13unbelievable that's amazing
00:31:23whoa that is fast there you go
00:31:25Oh, great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Really good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:03Judges, what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you, Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely sunk.
00:32:16Well, in the case of a tie, we turn back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel?
00:32:22You said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:30He dropped in edible iron filaments.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron, ionizing it.
00:32:39Turning the water red and giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's...
00:32:46Correct.
00:32:49Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew?
00:32:52How did Daniel do his trick?
00:32:59I...
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that, Daniel wins our first round!
00:33:13I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done, young man.
00:33:26The only other magician that could have accomplished that transformation was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:35No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:37He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way an untrained worker has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45Okay, he probably blackmailed the judges or something!
00:33:50How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed to know he was going to do that with the cup and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:10You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow, thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM world champion in parlor magic.
00:34:38And an actual six-star magician.
00:34:41Alright, who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is quick change magic.
00:34:48That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:49You had your little fun in the first round, but now watch an actual prep.
00:34:55A real magician doesn't need to bribe the judges or cause some fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician doesn't need to because she has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm going to crush you.
00:35:13Oh, you think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive, but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I brought in Miss Barlow just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow because she was the protege of the Master of Magic.
00:35:32He taught me everything he knows.
00:35:34Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember training her.
00:35:38You were trained by the Master of Magic?
00:35:41Oh, she wasn't just trained by him.
00:35:43He realized that she was better than him.
00:35:45That's why he disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare make a claim like that if it wasn't true.
00:35:53So what you're saying is that we have to compete against somebody who's better than the Master of Magic?
00:35:59Oh, so what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you!
00:36:01Sophie, shut up.
00:36:03Ah!
00:36:04Miss Barlow, it is an honor to compete with a magician of your caliber.
00:36:11I wish I could say the same, but honestly, it's an insult you're even trying to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's old records and publicly declare myself the new Master of Magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen, this next act is even harder than our first.
00:36:38It is all about quick change magic, transforming outfits as many times as possible in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record is 17 changes held by the Master of Magic.
00:36:56Do you think you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that in my sleep.
00:37:06Hell, there's not a magic technique in the world that would make that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the Master of Magic would be able to do that.
00:37:12I know every one of his secrets.
00:37:15Are you saying you're going to break the Master of Magic's record?
00:37:20Who here would like to see me break the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:38One, two, three, standard.
00:37:43Oh my God, her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48She about to break the record?
00:37:49You're about to break the record?
00:37:50Oh my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new world record and possibly a new Master of Magic.
00:38:06I can't believe she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration.
00:38:11The skill needed to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it from the Master of Magic.
00:38:17I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't just seen it with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there, I thought she'd actually figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no, she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie, you can beat that, right?
00:38:28I can only manage nine or ten changes, but not 18.
00:38:35Well, are you even going to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:53You're just some dumb girl with money who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know anything about magic.
00:38:58Can't you put that guy on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01Are you going to come out here and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready for my first photo shoot as the new Master of Magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children that are my responsibility, and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:22Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand, I would try, but I don't even think I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:33Sir, are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith in a stupid girl who doesn't understand the first thing about magic.
00:39:48It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:09We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Marie.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team giving up, the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold us to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know what a quick change act is, prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel, you're sending out the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him, but Samuel just wouldn't listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him, just like he conned the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here is because Bree has a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:59Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:12Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast, I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What is he doing?
00:41:35Does he even do his magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like magic's your thing.
00:41:40But I'm always hiring boys to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control, I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree, you might want to turn around for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about to reveal himself for the fraud that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously, get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy, you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:07Knock it off.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain that time goes by too fast.
00:42:28But in moments like these, it's like time...
00:42:32Stand still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:47What's he going to do?
00:42:48Let's find out.
00:42:53Don't blink.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know who won this contest.
00:43:16Are you sure about that?
00:43:18I might.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:22Oh, my God.
00:43:23It's wrecked him.
00:43:2476.
00:43:2576.
00:43:27What the...
00:43:28What the...
00:43:36How did he do that?
00:43:3977.
00:43:4178.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen, we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I can't believe it.
00:43:55It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:03but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:20you have just witnessed the return of a legend,
00:44:22because this man is the master of magic.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:28Oh, my God.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:34I knew it.
00:44:35I knew it.
00:44:35Oh, God.
00:44:38I just made an ax of myself
00:44:41in front of the real master of magic.
00:44:44With that question,
00:44:46I believe I speak for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that Daniel is the winner of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen, you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:56Woo!
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:02Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired by your example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before you were the master of magic,
00:45:34you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:42will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:45:51That you'd make more in one night than a lifetime performing on this stage.
00:45:56Here.
00:45:58A down payment to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:06I won both rounds of the competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think of your offer?
00:46:30Now why don't you get out of here before I conjure a horse out of your ass?
00:46:37That was so good.
00:46:42Wow.
00:46:43Everybody, give it up for the master of magic.
00:46:47Wow.
00:46:50You know, Daniel, when I first saw you, I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah.
00:46:55Of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot could see he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly, I just feel so honored to be standing in the same room as you right now.
00:47:07Wow.
00:47:10You guys are acting like you had his back this whole time, after all the abuse you heaped
00:47:14on him earlier.
00:47:15Oh, no.
00:47:15No, we were just joking.
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:20You're going to stay with us.
00:47:22Right?
00:47:23Daniel?
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:25Yeah.
00:47:25Of course he's going to stay with us.
00:47:26We were just, you know, showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30The three of you, your actions were a disgrace.
00:47:34Disrespecting the greatest magician of all time.
00:47:38I think Daniel should decide what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong word.
00:47:44No, you don't.
00:47:44First of all.
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know.
00:47:48I do think maybe a little public humiliation will do you three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:06What are you doing here for?
00:48:08Go!
00:48:08Just go!
00:48:09Just go!
00:48:09Just go!
00:48:09We have to go here!
00:48:14So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:20I don't feel I am worthy to be on the same stage as you.
00:48:25If you want to stay, I gladly open for you and give you the marquee performance.
00:48:32But whether you stay or leave, it's completely your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how I'd let Eric die, you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the master of magic.
00:48:51That may be true, but nobody else could ever do what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:05Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10Daniel!
00:49:11Daniel!
00:49:14Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey.
00:49:29All this time and I didn't recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33But you're still the same.
00:49:35The older brother looking out for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric got hurt,
00:49:39he'd come running.
00:49:42What mattered the most?
00:49:44I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time you let him down
00:49:57was when you stopped being the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed in you.
00:50:04And your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let your guilt take that away.
00:50:08You're still the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel, we want an interview!
00:50:22In here.
00:50:34I could have sworn he went this way.
00:50:35You have to be here somewhere.
00:50:44You're friends.
00:50:46Well, that sounds awful.
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than the one when we were kids.
00:51:59Now you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:15What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:18Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor.
00:52:51To squeeze every dime out of it.
00:52:53And funnel it into my casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Ah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:06See this watch?
00:53:07This is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage.
00:53:13Or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm gonna get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22Who wouldn't tear this place apart from my new casino?
00:53:27You can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson, what is he talking about?
00:53:34Are we gonna lose our home?
00:53:36Yeah, you are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay at my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53Pay your once millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I gonna get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you gonna get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm gonna rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm gonna pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money.
00:54:53The three of top burglars in the world.
00:54:56Lily.
00:54:57System logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02The Lisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:07Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So, I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:36Hmm.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are.
00:55:41Idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:45Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit, and then snip his manhood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of blizzers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please.
00:56:01Let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31There's nobody here.
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in all of his hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it coming.
00:56:40We could double cross him.
00:56:41Easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:44We'll let you help us, and we'll even let you in all of the cash.
00:56:49But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of his heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:13First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that?
00:57:17A key.
00:57:17And then, my own two writing system.
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:24You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:41This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he going to drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I am so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:54He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just, let me help you.
00:58:09Just wipe.
00:58:09No, no, get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah, garbage.
00:58:13Just.
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the sad thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:55He never even opens a chip card.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one flying us?
00:59:02How?
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies?
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the card.
00:59:12Nobody is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had them on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good,
00:59:23we wouldn't want a double classic girl.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28All right.
00:59:30They'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay, let's get back to the pen, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than rope and a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards,
01:00:00they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on
01:00:20has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal school of you.
01:00:33Now, shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:42It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55Her last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then,
01:01:03the hitler monocle.
01:01:05So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself.
01:01:09In three,
01:01:10two,
01:01:10one.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14Did you smell that?
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I got the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:27Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Damn it.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Demet.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And with that stupid captain means
01:01:40I will try again any real work.
01:01:41They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards,
01:01:51they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with gun stomp.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:00These vortex on our beach
01:02:01can't even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how
01:02:04he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested
01:02:07and that will be
01:02:08the big distraction that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult
01:02:11really thinks
01:02:12he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:26Oh, my God.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it was too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless,
01:02:38one-of-a-kind,
01:02:39two-faced trick coin.
01:02:40It's hard to let go.
01:02:42It's hard to save the orphans.
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using
01:02:48Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is this going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh? How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous.
01:02:56We have to go in.
01:02:56He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough
01:02:59to be a ball guy.
01:03:00My patrolman's ready.
01:03:01I'm going by.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:06I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then,
01:03:09we will cut.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh, my gosh.
01:03:28Amazing!
01:03:29On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot?
01:03:31How did he do that?
01:03:33Oh, my goodness.
01:03:34He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:48The slot machines are paid off!
01:04:00All security personality four.
01:04:02That's impossible!
01:04:04What did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more than an amateur?
01:04:07Ladies,
01:04:08are we getting played by Kim?
01:04:15you know probably just more beginners look right when we need him to take the fall he'll still
01:04:19easily do it he's going in the vault he's trying to get the cash before we do
01:04:31same vault i broke into six years ago to steal the documents that got the owner arrested
01:04:38trying to go in without us don't think i'm all that little smoky here take a piece out of you
01:04:42if you try to double cross us did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things
01:04:50what blazes how did that happen
01:04:58you were gonna pay for that don't worry it'll wash out and i couldn't double cross you if i tried
01:05:07that's right we're too good we are professionals you are just some nobody who thinks a few magic
01:05:12to exclude you in our league oh whatever step aside we are wasting valuable time it is time for the
01:05:18professionals to work
01:05:23alisa is the best safe cracker in the world she's cracked into safes at the bank of london the new
01:05:29york federal reserve and fort knox all in one week can't do that with your little coin trick
01:05:33just as i thought three lockers mechanical combination and a biometric id reader no wonder
01:05:40only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe yeah me fortunately that one thief was me six
01:05:49years ago is she really trying to take credit for my heist
01:06:10intruder alert false entry detected notifying authorities in 20 seconds alisa you triggered the door alarm we have to make
01:06:18it stop just give me a minute we don't have a minute how did you disarm it last time because
01:06:22it was you who cracked the safe right
01:06:24somebody shuts him up well i'm just saying you promised before so
01:06:29no problem
01:06:30stop bothering her with your questions and just standing in the corner like a good little boy
01:06:34five
01:06:35five
01:06:36four
01:06:36three
01:06:37two
01:06:41three
01:06:42two
01:06:45intruder alert cancelled
01:06:48got it
01:06:50sure you did
01:06:51how was i supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an ibv international
01:06:56vault
01:06:56you should have stolen the vault's blueprints beforehand
01:06:59like i did
01:07:00uh
01:07:02give me another second ladies we don't have another second
01:07:05hold on
01:07:07i'll give it a shot
01:07:08you don't really think you can be faster than me i am the one who cracks the safe not
01:07:13shoot
01:07:14stop distracting her this is a job for the pros
01:07:16alisa you got this
01:07:18no she doesn't
01:07:19what are you talking about
01:07:20she won't get it open the place where she's drilling it won't work
01:07:23you do not know what you're talking about you are nothing and you are a nobody
01:07:33got it
01:07:35she won't get it open go back to shoplifting you child
01:07:42what is it what's wrong
01:07:46it's hollow
01:07:48the locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door
01:07:51look the guards almost here i can help
01:07:53i'm fine idiot i've almost found it
01:07:55alisa
01:07:57what
01:07:59maybe we should give him a shot
01:08:01and if he can't open it then we will tackle him and then say that we stopped him from robbing
01:08:06the casino
01:08:10hold yours try not to screw up what i already started
01:08:13don't worry we'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds
01:08:22what the hell are you doing is this idiota trying to pray his way into the vault he's drunk
01:08:28he's been drunk the whole time we're just seeing it now
01:08:31well if you'd stop talking and listen you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside
01:08:35all security personnel we have a computer code nine at the vault
01:08:40thumbs up tickle him
01:08:45now for the magic words
01:08:50open sesame
01:09:00oh the hell impossible who are you are we in overhead ladies i suggest we get in
01:09:16what the fuck
01:09:20god damn there's got to be near a billion in here
01:09:24i am taking a decade-long spot trip
01:09:26i am finally going to buy the mention of the kiss pnc
01:09:38bingo
01:09:42just what do you think you're doing
01:09:45just taking my share
01:09:48you think you are so smart did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here
01:09:53with some money
01:09:56we played you the entire time and you didn't even notice you see those cameras
01:10:02they've been recording us the entire time except i put a bug in them to remove all of us from
01:10:07the recording
01:10:08all of us
01:10:10except for you you really thought you could hang with the three links you were just our fault
01:10:15that is what happens when you try to run this city girls
01:10:19enjoy prison
01:10:21mr kim we got it it's safe for you to come in
01:10:29this is more than i even thought
01:10:31oh barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here come on ladies we can't stand around pack
01:10:37up
01:10:39who's this
01:10:40oh no one a pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him
01:10:45we had him take the fall he was easy almost a little too easy it's like he wanted us to
01:10:50set them up
01:10:52sorry buddy but you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks
01:10:56i'll remember that next time
01:11:00wait wait i know that voice who
01:11:05who are you
01:11:07you know exactly who i am
01:11:12you stupid broads do you have any idea who you messed with
01:11:15i want to be petty thief
01:11:17hey uh calm down mr kim he is a nobody he's he's not a nobody he's richard tranquilo
01:11:24he's just our patsy we had him in our web the entire time it wasn't in your web you were
01:11:30in his
01:11:30you fools please please don't do this let us go relax richard i can do anything crazy like
01:11:40reactivate the alarms oh thank you because i already have
01:11:48what
01:11:54what kind of idiots are you what kind of idiots are you all you think you can just waltz in
01:12:00here
01:12:01steal my stash no not here not on my turf oh jesus the three links huh kgb annie oakley and
01:12:14penelope
01:12:15cruz the world's best cat burglars my pink ass oh god and that's richard kim isn't it the geriatric
01:12:25hutster from the cretaceous period trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition
01:12:33and you that mask i know you you're the son of a that got me put away for two
01:12:43years well too bad it didn't stick huh but as i recall i did kill your brother
01:12:51i put him down like a dog i should have put you down that night too tell you what we're
01:12:58gonna finish
01:12:58that job right now
01:13:06well i knew it you never did quite perfect that trick did you
01:13:23you're probably thinking i didn't see how he did that and you know why you didn't
01:13:29it blinked get him
01:13:34sweet you guys brought flowers
01:14:00that's enough
01:14:09what how did you do that lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast
01:14:15what the hell happened why am i tied up because the real police are on their way and i want
01:14:20to make
01:14:20their job easier on them oh and don't worry it's just a flesh wound i'm sure you'll go on to
01:14:25live many
01:14:26years in prison now why would i go to prison you're the thief you're stealing from me it's because you've
01:14:34been used in your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the united states not even
01:14:39your billions can get you out of this just who the hell are you
01:14:47i'm the master of magic you motherfucker
01:15:07you did it eric untraceable bitcoin cryptocurrency enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and
01:15:13put those kids through college we did it
01:15:22and the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows
01:15:27and the library we get brand new books every day thank you i still can't understand how you found
01:15:35the money to pay off all those loans you wouldn't believe me if i told you
01:15:46that's what you're going to do it you're going to do it you're going to do it you're going to
01:15:50do it
01:15:50okay i guess we'll see you nicely always looking forward to it let's go get that ice cream
01:16:01ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the angier magic team
01:16:08the one the one the only mistress of magic herself
01:16:18charity angia
01:16:20you
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