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00:11The End
00:30This is your captain speaking. Keep your eyes on the board. We're about to go to Super Spike.
01:04Did you break the sound barrier? Sorry, Mr. Camper Black. I didn't know it was you in there.
01:09To the truth, I say I can't get enough. No, you don't have to face it. You're addicted to love.
01:15You see the signs, but you can't breathe. You're running at different speeds. Your heart beats. You're the time of
01:26kissing.
01:29Enjoying your flight, Rupert? Tony Battingham. Do you know B.T. Johnson from The Scorpion?
01:35Oh, no. But I hear great things. Did the Prime Minister give you permission to fuck a journalist in the
01:40on-board toilet?
01:41Lou. Tony W. Plebeian. He's ghosting my memoirs. No way to believe in laying one's ghost.
01:46Oh, B.C. What's your angle? Champion show jumper put out to pasture. Now a powerless backbench politician casting around
01:52for his next hobby.
01:53Never quite achieving the success he once had. What are you doing in New York? Whoring yourself around advertisers?
02:00You know, if you don't start spending some of that fortune you're coining on making decent television, you're going to
02:03lose your business.
02:04Very much in hand. Just recruited a hot-shit young producer.
02:07Who?
02:08Cameron Cook.
02:10Never heard of him.
02:12You are desperate to work for Karinian. Bit my hand off him though.
02:16I hope it didn't bleed on your nice suit.
02:19Wait me when we head back, too.
02:20I'm out.
02:34I'm, I'm out.
02:42I'm out.
02:43I'm out.
02:43I'm out.
02:44Oh, oh.
02:48Oh, oh.
03:11Rackle
03:11Pornography, easier divorce, rampant homosexuality
03:14Recent studies have shown that HIV is not exclusively a homosexual disease, Deputy Prime Minister
03:19Oh, but loveless rutting
03:20The promiscuous encounters that characterise a Saturday night in Soho
03:24Those are the preconditions for this virus
03:26The precondition, Deputy Prime Minister, is the Victorian conservatism of the Tory government
03:30Which is narrow minded, hypocritical and, quite frankly, cruel
03:33And here in the press-
03:34I'm not there, thank you, ready to go again
03:35He can say gay sex is loveless rutting, but I can't make a small comment about the government.
03:39BBC editorial policy, Declan.
03:41Sorry, Deputy Prime Minister.
03:42We're going again.
03:44Q Declan.
03:47Mr Stratton, yourself and Mrs Stratton have been married, what, 15 years?
03:5115 in April.
03:52Three children, a wife, a mistress, and an all-consuming job.
03:55It must be difficult to juggle everything.
03:59Although your wife, Winifred, has been staying at her family's Pimbleco apartment,
04:02which must have made it easier for you to spend time with your, uh...
04:0529-year-old secretary, Miss Sarah Price, who proudly told our researchers
04:10that you have the girth and stamina to compete with any championship racehorse.
04:13Is that a fair comment to make, sir?
04:15I, uh, well, the...
04:16CUT! CUT!
04:17I would look to your own glasshouse, Deputy Prime Minister, before you start throwing rocks at others.
04:21Your captain, if we could just do another take without the slant...
04:23Fuck off, Alistair!
04:25Fuck!
04:25Freak!
04:50Don't know whose bloomers are more of a twist tonight, aren't he, for the Prime Minister's?
04:53We both know the BBC won't share tonight's episode.
04:56I've said it before, Lord Vanningham, I'm happy here.
04:58And I'm not interested in commercial television.
05:02Oh.
05:04Director General calling, say, but a naughty boy.
05:16I'm offering you freedom.
05:18I saw your interview with Reagan.
05:20I bet they hacked out some caulkers.
05:23We'd put you out live.
05:26Live?
05:27Complete editorial control.
05:29The skew of the bastards on air is halfway around the world before anyone's got a chance to complain.
05:33The satellite's coming.
05:35We're going global.
05:37Exciting.
05:39You're stuck here with a load of librarians.
05:42When you could be an astronaut.
05:49I'd have to persuade Maud.
05:52Massive house from the country, she'd love it.
05:54It's a Wicklow man like you, doing it in Fulham.
05:56Dodging litter and dog shit.
05:57Count to that, Coswolds.
05:59Even I have to win sometimes.
06:00I'll fucking pretty the places.
06:06A little signing bonus.
06:08Declan, come on.
06:10You've been paid peanuts to give bloodless interviews with one hand tied behind your back.
06:14It's the golden age of television.
06:17You're missing the game.
06:37I've got to have a shot.
06:41But what you've got is all so sweet.
06:44You've got to make it hot.
06:48Like a boy, I need a repeat.
06:51Give me all your lovin'.
06:53All your hugs and kisses, too.
06:58Give me all your lovin'.
07:00Don't let up until you win.
07:04You've got to whip it up.
07:08And hit me like a ton of lead.
07:11If I blow my time.
07:13Ham.
07:14Daddy's ham.
07:15Will you let it blow in your head?
07:18Give me all your lovin'.
07:20More your hugs and kisses, too.
07:25Give me all your lovin'.
07:26Don't let up until you win.
07:34Hello, darling.
07:35How was your day?
07:36Extremely successful.
07:38Sorry I landed on you, dear.
07:39Yes, we do have other orders.
07:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:08Here we are, girls.
08:09It's the prairie.
08:11Hey, they're not here.
08:13What?
08:13We're here, we're here.
08:14Look, we're here.
08:19Oh, my God.
08:22What?
08:38Exciting things are going to happen to us in a place like this.
08:41Amazing.
08:42Oh, Rachel.
08:43Back to back to you.
08:45What did he know?
08:45The greatest prison I ever saw.
08:47Oh, my God.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:52Oh, my God.
09:16Jehovah's Witness.
09:17Oh, fuck, she's seen us.
09:20Oh, you'll have to go down.
09:21What?
09:21Why me?
09:22I'm a knockout.
09:22Not for him.
09:23Oh, God.
09:26Soviet officials have announced that 79 bodies have been recovered and nearly 320 beings are missing after Soviet cruise ship
09:33sank in the day.
09:34Door!
09:36Hello.
09:36I just wanted to welcome you to all.
09:38Oh, that was a good story.
09:38No.
09:39No, thank you.
09:41We're not on the best of terms with Jehovah in this house.
09:43Taggy just shut the door.
09:44Oh, it's not mine.
09:45I found it on a lawn.
09:47New English.
09:47Um.
09:48Is it the New English Bible?
09:49Yes.
09:49Daddy says it's a literary abomination.
09:51He must have thrown it out the window.
09:53I'm Lizzie.
09:54I live down the valley.
09:55I bought your bottom and some eggs.
09:57Oh, you're laughing at us now.
09:58Okay.
09:59Come on in.
10:01We haven't found the wine glasses yet.
10:04Tell us the second poster.
10:05Oh, the person's the second post.
10:07Taggy lost her virginity this summer to one of our son Patrick's university friends.
10:10He's in the south of France right now and not writing many postcards.
10:14Oh, it must be so lonely for Rupert now he's not show jumping.
10:16And the only thing that persuaded Caitlin to leave all her friends in London was the thought
10:19of living opposite Rupert Campbell Black.
10:21I want him to ravish me.
10:22He's a middle-aged MP, Caitlin.
10:24Well, I'm so cross.
10:25I'm off to boarding school and won't get first crack at him.
10:26He's bountiful for Taggy.
10:27Or even mummy.
10:28How well do you know him?
10:30Oh, I'm not sure anyone really knows Rupert.
10:32But we're friends.
10:34So not carnally, then.
10:35I'm one of the few women around here who hasn't been ravished by Rupert.
10:38Is your husband fiercely protective?
10:41Oh, that's my novel.
10:43I wrote it.
10:44Have you read it?
10:45Oh, no, Taggy doesn't read.
10:47She's dyslexic.
10:48For a long time we thought she was retarded.
10:50Oh, he took what he wanted.
10:51I loved this.
10:52Talk about getting ravished.
10:54Isn't there a very naughty bit with some doc leaves?
10:57Oh.
11:01Yeah, the photo's quite old.
11:03Have you got another one?
11:03Come here.
11:04Well, what with the children and my husband, I don't find much time to write nowadays.
11:07Tag, I need a shirt and some fucking socks.
11:10Oh.
11:11Daddy, that's Lizzie.
11:12I live just down the valley.
11:13She writes dirty books.
11:15Nice to meet you, Kate.
11:15And you're wearing my socks.
11:16Well, they're warmer than tight.
11:17Sorry, still unpacking.
11:18Thanks, love.
11:18How easy is it to find help, don't you?
11:20We are not forking out for a cleaner.
11:22Well, stealing a woman's help around here is worse than stealing her husband.
11:25What if you stole both?
11:29That's grand, Tag.
11:30Right.
11:31I am going to buy 30 pairs of socks in such a disgusting colour that none of you will ever
11:35pinch them again.
11:36Nice to meet you, Lizzie.
11:37Good luck, Daddy.
11:37Give them hell.
11:38All right, let's get smashed.
11:40Whew.
11:41Welcome to Rapture.
11:44Woo!
11:45Woo!
11:50A man walks down the street, he says, why am I soft in the middle now?
11:54Why am I soft in the middle of the rest of my life is so hard?
11:57I need a photo opportunity, I want a shot of redemption.
12:00Don't worry, I end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.
12:03Bone-dicker, bone-dicker, get these muss away from you, you know.
12:06I don't find this stuff on music in your life.
12:09And if you be my bodyguard, I can be your long time.
12:15I can call you Betty, Betty, when you call me, you can call me out.
12:21A man walks down the street, he says, why am I short of attention?
12:25Got a short little span of attention.
12:27Oh, my nights are so long.
12:28Where's my wife and family?
12:30What if I die here?
12:31Who'll be my role model?
12:33Now that my role model is gone, gone.
12:35We duck back down the alley with some, a rollercoated little bat-faced girl.
12:39All along, along, there were incidents and accidents, there were hints and allegations.
12:46If you would be my bodyguard...
12:50Hello.
12:51Declan, hi.
12:52Yeah.
12:53There he is!
12:54I see him!
12:54Okay.
12:55What the fuck?
12:58Just a man of the people.
13:00Don't be jealous, James.
13:01At least he won't steal your son dead.
13:02He's tall, isn't he?
13:03Standing next to a very short car.
13:05I saw him in Pensacola, I think he looks a lot older in the flesh.
13:08Thank you, Declan.
13:08Who's producing him?
13:09Cameron.
13:10It's factual, not drama.
13:11Why does Cameron get all the good stuff?
13:12I really can't think.
13:14Declan, how much are they paying you?
13:16Why do you need the GCC, Declan?
13:17Come on, Declan, give us a spot.
13:18All right, all right, thanks, lads, that's your last.
13:20Give me the fuck out of here.
13:20This way?
13:21You've got the party among the pigeons, haven't you?
13:23Who says no blacks, no Irish?
13:24I'm a one-man equal opportunities revolution, Ginger.
13:30I'm a journalist, not a celebrity.
13:32I ask the questions.
13:34Declan, you are there.
13:36Where the fuck is this Cameron guy I'm supposed to report to?
13:40Jesus, you don't just ambush someone.
13:42I'm a serious fucking journalist.
13:44I don't discuss my career with the Scorpion.
13:47Shit, sure.
13:50Come in.
13:56Where is he?
13:59Take a seat, Declan.
14:02What, you're...
14:03Cameron Cook.
14:06You were expecting a man, possibly queer, which you would have endured, but certainly not a woman, and God forbid
14:11a black one.
14:11I thought you were a publicity girl.
14:13No, I'm a producery woman.
14:15Listen, I'm not...
14:16Prejudice?
14:16Of course not.
14:17You're an asshole to everyone.
14:19This isn't going to work, Tony.
14:20It's not a chat show.
14:21It's a serious program.
14:22I want to produce a serious program, too, but there are ways up on the audience.
14:24Oh, I'm totally not, but a sofa with cushions.
14:26You've seen the set design, then.
14:27I know my audience, Tony.
14:29A fucking sofa.
14:30You might listen to Cameron.
14:31NBC howled when I poached her.
14:33Oh.
14:34Do you know Charles Fairbairn, controller of programs?
14:36Oh.
14:36Declan.
14:37And we knew each other at the beam.
14:39Hey, look, um...
14:40Fatter, I don't miss the canteen at the BBC, darling.
14:42And Gingerbet, head of operations.
14:46I'm sorry, Tony, I produce myself.
14:49I've got Johnny Friedlander flying over for your first interview.
14:51Johnny Friedlander, the film star?
14:52No, Johnny Friedlander, my Dennis.
14:53I don't interview actors.
14:55Friedlander doesn't give interviews, not since the sex tape.
14:57They're saying he could be the next Bond.
14:58They'll have trouble replacing Roger.
15:00I've been speaking to Jackie Kennedy.
15:01She'll just blabber on about her old boring publishing job.
15:04No, she wants to talk about life as a single American woman, actually.
15:07You could learn something, Cameron.
15:08Look, you two log horns if it turns you on, but don't forget.
15:10I hired you both because you can get ratings,
15:12so let's pull together and get them, yes?
15:14The BBC have put top of the pops against us in the schedule.
15:17So you need to be more popular than Jimmy Savile.
15:19Johnny Friedlander is a global megastar,
15:21and he hasn't given an interview in five years.
15:22People will watch this.
15:24Book Jackie for the next one.
15:30Okay, fine.
15:32But I do my own research.
15:35I know a fucking sofa.
15:38Give him whatever fucking furniture he wants, all right?
15:40We all know it's not about the sofa.
15:41I don't need this shit, Tony.
15:42You brought me here to produce drama, not a chess show.
15:44I brought you here to be the cleverest person in the building
15:46and terrify the rest of them into pulling their socks up.
15:48So far, so good.
15:49You're a lion in a petting zoo.
15:50But we need big game like Declan to convince the IBA
15:52to renew our contract.
15:54We lose the franchise, there won't be any drama to produce.
15:56You'll be on that ex-boat back.
16:00I didn't come here on a boat.
16:01Forgive me, semantics.
16:02I flew here on a fucking Concorde.
16:04I paid for the ticket.
16:06Worth every penny.
16:22It's gorgeous, yes.
16:24There are badger sets up there.
16:27And in spring, the bluebells flame between the beach trees
16:30like little plants and bananas.
16:32Sorry, I sound like an estate agent.
16:34I just can't believe this is all ours.
16:35Well, only to the bottom of the wood,
16:37and then Rupert will have you for trespassing.
16:40Well, thank you for walking me back.
16:42I'm really quite pissed.
16:47It's like Rupert's back home.
16:49Caitlin will be scaling the wall.
16:51Caitlin's all talk.
16:52She's sworn off married until she's at least 35.
16:54I've got too much to do, she says.
16:56And you?
16:57With parents like yours, you must have big plans.
17:00Oh.
17:00I'd like to be a cook.
17:01Oh.
17:02Following recipes and writing things down, I don't know what to do myself, really.
17:05How old are you, 19?
17:0720.
17:08Your whole life ahead of you.
17:11It's 1986.
17:12You can have whatever you want.
17:15So Cosmo tells us.
17:20Back into battle.
17:22How many children do you have?
17:23Two.
17:24Three, counting my husband.
17:25He works for Corineum too.
17:27Oh, you didn't say.
17:28I talk about my husband as little as possible.
17:30He does enough of that himself.
17:59There's fire.
18:01There's fire!
18:10Oh, come on.
18:25Fire!
18:30Fire!
18:36Fire!
18:37Fire!
18:37Dead fire!
18:38Dead fire.
18:39Well, cut the fire, then.
18:41You're only ten inches over the line.
18:47Let me show you, darling.
18:50Your fields are on fire.
18:53And...
18:53It's the quickest way to get rid of the stubble after the harvest?
18:56Could you...
18:57So you separated them on purpose?
18:59Sorry.
19:01Who the fuck are you and why are you here?
19:02What about the animals?
19:03The rabbits and voles and birds?
19:04Yes, and the lovely ickle earwigs.
19:06Should I stop plowing my fields because it's cool to wood lice?
19:07You're murdering them.
19:08Do you want me to give them a state funeral?
19:10What?
19:12What the hell?
19:14What the hell?
19:14I caught the fire brigade.
19:17Get off my land before I call the police as well and take that brute back to its pigsty!
19:23You are utterly abhorrent!
19:30Just...
19:33Well, I was born an original sinner.
19:37I was born from original sin.
19:40And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
19:43There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin
19:46Gentlemen, you ordered a full-body Argentine.
19:48And the wine, Basil.
19:49Yes. Have you tried this one before? It's very, very nice.
19:52I'm assuming we're on expenses.
19:54Baz enjoys helping you spend corinnean money.
19:56I do.
19:57Oh, wonderful.
19:59Now, I must say, I loved your coverage of the royal wedding, Charles.
20:02Thank you, Baz.
20:03Andrew and Fergie are a modern-day fairy tale.
20:05Well, you know what they say about rare chance.
20:07Enjoy, champs.
20:08That's Tony's room.
20:10Half-brother.
20:10He got a good half.
20:12The mother had a scandalous fling with an Argentinian polo player.
20:15Basil was the result.
20:16As was always the favourite with Daddy, despite his dubious origins.
20:20And poor Tony just never managed to catch up.
20:22Does he hold a grudge?
20:23Tony, darling, he cultivates them like rare orcas.
20:26Artists, Tony cultivates artists.
20:28You're in safe hands.
20:29We're so lucky to have such a strong leader at the helm.
20:32Hello, Archie.
20:33I'll have the liver and marmalade for a radicchio salad.
20:38And for you, sir?
20:40Steak.
20:40Still moving.
20:41Oh.
20:47Tony's son.
20:49Working here for the summer holidays, teaching his children the value of money.
20:52And tell me, is Cameron Cook as big a bitch as she seems?
20:56She is a genius.
21:00So we ripped up the treatment, aged all the characters down ten years, and gave them some
21:04desire.
21:05The men were all pickless.
21:06So I said to Tony, our audience wants to fantasize about being banged over the sink while
21:11doing the dishes.
21:12And four men went to mow.
21:13Here's now the top-rated network drama of the year.
21:16Looking good, boys.
21:17I smell like Sunday lunch.
21:18You look delicious.
21:19Everybody, this is Lady Gosling, chairwoman of the Independent Broadcasting Authority.
21:23Best behavior, everyone.
21:25And this is the Declan set.
21:26Yes, very impressive.
21:28You're rather impressive, aren't you?
21:30Where did Tony find you?
21:31New York.
21:32Ah, August 26, 1970.
21:35I marched with Gloria Steinem on the women's strike for equality.
21:38My mom was on that march.
21:41Don't iron while the strike is hot.
21:43I think you'll be pleased with the efforts we made to address your concern.
21:46I am not your Barbie doll.
21:49And Declan O'Hara's presence on the Carinium team, it just matches that political pile leftwards.
21:53And the board.
21:54If you want to hang on to your franchise, then Carinium's board needs strengthening.
21:58Well, have you thought of Rupert Campbell Black?
22:02Rupert's presence would give you legitimacy, Anthony.
22:04I don't like taking people's franchises away, but Rupert would give Carinium real sparkle.
22:09I want to be convinced that I'm backing the right horse.
22:13Tell me more about your mama.
22:15I'll learn to do palaces.
22:16Really?
22:17Oh, I know.
22:23I mean, they don't tell you when you leave the BBC.
22:26Yes, there's a lot more money in independent television, but you're going up against 14
22:30other regional companies just like you, and then there's franchise renewal.
22:34Well, that's, what, once every five years?
22:35Yeah, but the anxiety is constant, because some other company can just waltz in and take
22:39your franchise away.
22:40Hey, we may not have had biscuits at the BBC, but all we had to do was make television.
22:45Do you think I made the wrong move?
22:46Oh, no.
22:47Granada have Coronation Street, LWT has Blind Date, Carinium now has you.
22:53You're the golden goose, darling.
22:54Say it back, and let Tony fucking facking you up.
22:58The foie gras is behind here, by the way.
23:21I wish I was coming too.
23:23I've only been invited so I can drive Marie and Daddy home when they're drunk.
23:25Oh, you've already met Rupert, it's not fair.
23:27He's always witty.
23:28He's vile.
23:29Oh, that journalist is so lucky to be shagging him.
23:32What are you looking for?
23:33Oh, the bright blue Minnie.
23:37Do you think it's going to happen again?
23:38Well.
23:40Mummy.
23:43Now we're here, I quite want to stay.
23:45Taggy?
23:47Oh, let's go.
23:50What?
23:51You're wearing Taggy's dress?
23:52Uh, I wore this to Bono's Christmas party.
23:54It was mine then, too.
23:55Oh, you're so touchy these days.
23:57Look, we are going to go and meet the most wonderful people this afternoon.
24:00I'm excited.
24:03Leaving London's going to be good for her and Daddy, isn't it?
24:07It will be.
24:08I'll be okay.
24:10I promise.
24:23Vernon will meet me when the boy at last
24:26Keys to the MG will be in his hands
24:30Adjust to the driver and I'm on my way
24:34It's all on the right side of my tickle face
24:37Stay down
24:38Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
24:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
24:45Come sing me live
24:46Come sing me my tickle face
24:49Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
24:51Well done, darling.
24:52Great turnout again, I must say.
24:53Good luck.
24:54As I've told them to up the proportion of orange juice in the Bucksville's.
24:58Don't everyone plastered like last year.
25:00So, which one is it you want for your board?
25:02Is it the electronics millionaire chap?
25:04Freddie Jones.
25:05Over there with a touch.
25:07I'll get him onto satellite technology.
25:09You can ask her if she's made any friends in the area yet.
25:11She's opened a boutique in Colchester,
25:13so you should offer to pop me in a bright spot.
25:17Hmm.
25:18Is Miss Cook coming?
25:21Couldn't drag her away from the studio.
25:23Declan goes live in a matter of days.
25:25And here's our star.
25:30Ah.
25:32You're even more beautiful in the flesh, Mrs. O'Hara.
25:35Declan.
25:35Tony.
25:36I'm so glad you're here.
25:37Everyone's dying to meet some new people.
25:38We're all very bored of each other.
25:40The Maud O'Hara.
25:42My favourite actress.
25:43That's the better baddie.
25:45If you say so.
25:46So please, you can make it, Basil.
25:48Declan, let me show you off to some board members.
25:50Why don't we get you a drink?
25:51You were wonderful as Lady Macbeth.
26:04I'm going to Lord B's party.
26:06I turned Tony down.
26:07Not my kind of crowd.
26:08Is that the only reason?
26:11What other reason would there be?
26:14I want your opinion.
26:15I'm not paid to have opinions.
26:18Now, I agreed to dish the sofa, but why a desk?
26:20He's not a news anchor.
26:21Perhaps he wants to hide behind it.
26:22Huh.
26:23It's not because he hasn't got good legs.
26:25They've looked.
26:29Steve, move the desk off the set for a minute.
26:31Check my ass for the desk.
26:31Yeah, I want to see it without the desk.
26:33It's just we built the desk.
26:34I'm not telling you to burn a damn thing.
26:35I'm telling you to move it so I can see the set.
26:36Can you do that?
26:37All right.
26:37Keep your wig on.
26:39That's funny.
26:41You know what isn't funny?
26:43Looking for another fucking job.
26:52It's better.
26:53See?
26:54It's better.
27:03Rupert's arrived.
27:08Really?
27:09That's Gerald.
27:11Rupert's aide.
27:12We go way back.
27:15Where's your gorgeous Lord of Martha?
27:16He's not here.
27:17Oh, damn it.
27:17I have a pile of papers for him to sign.
27:19I can only pin him down at parties.
27:20You can pin me down later if you like.
27:25All of all, thank you.
27:27Actually, I think I want you to see it.
27:28Really?
27:29That's right.
27:30Lizzie.
27:31Lizzie.
27:32Um, I think the mum wants you.
27:35He doesn't want me.
27:36That's my husband.
27:38Sorry.
27:39Sorry.
27:56Thank you, darling.
27:57Feel like I should be reading the news.
27:58Um, fortunately we have the wonderful James Verica to do that instead.
28:03Now, I won't keep it from your lunch.
28:05But I'm very glad to have you all here to celebrate Carinium's newest star with me.
28:09Ladies and gentlemen, Declan O'Hara.
28:15Declan joins Carinium, of course, on the crest of a wave.
28:18Uh, wonderful ratings for our prestige drama Four Men Went to Mow.
28:22Who knew arable farming could be so sexy?
28:25Uh, and with revenue from our sales to America,
28:28we are confident that this is going to be our most successful autumn ever.
28:34Except they jumped over six full grown men.
28:42Oh, my God, it's him.
28:43So sorry, sorry.
28:45Didn't mean to steal your thunder.
28:47No fire engines with you today.
28:50Um, please, uh, go on to your speech.
28:53Oh, hello, darling.
28:54Hello.
28:54Um, but, Declan, you are undoubtedly the jewel in the Carinium crown.
29:00And I know everyone here joins me in welcoming you,
29:03your wife, Maud, and your daughter, Agatha,
29:05to our Cotchester family.
29:06Declan O'Hara, ladies and gentlemen.
29:16Lunch, everybody, good lunch.
29:17Thank you, Tom.
29:18Hi, I love you, Tom.
29:24Is it loving in your eyes all the way?
29:29If I listened to your lies, would you say?
29:35I am a man without conviction.
29:44People are always saying you should try to book Mrs. Jones.
29:46You've led such a fascinating life.
29:48How funny.
29:49People are always telling me I should open a shop.
29:52So, where have you moved to?
29:54Witcher.
29:54Green Lawns.
29:55It's a lovely house now.
29:56We've added the extension and double-glazed over those draughty old windows.
29:59Those Victorians must have worn a lot of jumpers.
30:01Oh.
30:02Very good.
30:03But the only house I know around there is Bottom Hollow Court.
30:05Green Lawns sounded so much prettier,
30:06especially now we've a landscape, the garden.
30:08No, tatties, Fred Fred.
30:13Lord Baddingham is wooing my Fred Fred for his board.
30:16I'm encouraging him to get more cultured.
30:18We could do with a few more caring wives of Corinna.
30:21Please, call me Mousy.
30:23I love my friends too.
30:24Shall we go find somewhere to park?
30:26Let's, Mousy.
30:28We'll move on to something soft, darling.
30:30We don't want the hump ball again.
30:31I do so enjoy your...
30:35My husband tells me you're one of the most powerful men in England.
30:39Yeah, I suppose I am.
30:40And I expect you're allowed a few potatoes.
30:45One, take it, two, take it, three.
30:47Shall we find my booze?
30:51Hello, Duncan.
30:53I'll see you later.
30:54We were all so surprised when you left the BBC for Carinion.
30:57Do you miss your integrity?
30:59Or do you feel lighter without it?
31:00What was it, the private I called you?
31:02The first, not quite a lady of Fleet Street, was it?
31:09Tag.
31:10See the mother out.
31:11No, I don't.
31:15I've met a few athletes in my time.
31:16They always get what they want.
31:18And what do we want?
31:19To win.
31:20Well, sadly, I'm not show jumping anymore.
31:22Well, you're still athletic.
31:26You're certainly too disturbing to be living across the valley.
31:33Ah, there you are.
31:34Finally.
31:36Sure guy himself.
31:38Mr. Cumberbark.
31:39Getting to know the neighbours?
31:41Huh.
31:42Taggy, have you met Rupert?
31:44No, I think I'd remember.
31:46Agatha.
31:47That's my daughter.
31:48Taggy.
31:49I hear you did a hatchet job on poor Stratton.
31:52That I'd have loved to see.
31:53Hmm.
31:57Shall we make a dent in Tony's whisky collection?
32:01Why not?
32:14Are you hiding again?
32:15No, they're just at the end of Das Reingold.
32:18I think you're out there with me.
32:19Bloody Rupert, I want to get this over with.
32:21No, come here.
32:25Can't be even going to him for legitimacy.
32:27All he did for his status was to be born into it.
32:29It's just social currency, darling.
32:30It's the way the world works.
32:31Public school, why go?
32:32Well, shall we send Archie to a comprehensive
32:34and save on the school fees?
32:36He'll only make you feel inferior
32:37if you give him permission.
32:39Now, deep breath.
32:40Shortest back.
32:42Good boy.
32:46Working the weekend?
32:47I hope Tony's paying your handsomely, Ginger.
32:50Come on, dogs.
32:52Took some digging, but I found these.
32:53I think you'll enjoy them.
32:55It's a little Declan O'Hara insurance.
32:58Ooh.
33:17Peaceful is the country that is strongly earned.
33:20Oh.
33:21Baddingham firmly motto.
33:24Circa 1972.
33:28Lord Pop-Pop, Tony's father,
33:31made his millions in munitions during the war.
33:33That's why Tony married Lady Monica of the Glen.
33:36He had Daddy's cash,
33:37Mon-Mon had the house,
33:38and what Tony wants most of all,
33:40class.
33:43And why are the English so obsessed with class and money?
33:47Declan?
33:48I was only asking Mr. Cumberblock a question, though.
33:50Rupert!
33:51You've met Declan, then?
33:53Anyone want another drink?
33:54Oh!
33:54You found one?
33:55Oh.
33:56It's Declan Scott.
33:57She did Monica choose it.
34:00Ignore us.
34:01Our families go back a long way.
34:02Not that far.
34:04Listen,
34:05can I have a word, Rupert, in private?
34:07A business proposition.
34:07Well, we're all friends here.
34:09Nothing you could say to me that dear Morty shouldn't hear?
34:12I am not drinking sherry with the wives while the men have all the fun.
34:15No, you want to be here when Tony asks me to be on his board.
34:24Well, all right.
34:26It's a lucrative game.
34:28I thought you wanted.
34:29It's so hard to take you seriously, Tony.
34:31You just always sound like you're playing Monopoly.
34:33Ha!
34:35The answer's no.
34:36Lady Gosling thinks I can give you some class,
34:38help you keep your franchise,
34:39but I'm not using my family name,
34:41so you can buy yourself a bigger helicopter.
34:45Uh, Tony.
34:46Paul Stratton's here.
34:47Ah!
34:50Sorry we're late, everyone.
34:52Bit of trouble getting out of bed, actually.
34:53Yeah, you know what newlyweds are like.
34:56Oh, mind yourself in those jeans.
34:58You bend over your eyes will pop out.
34:59And the new Mrs. Stratton.
35:01Now, you are a very welcome upgrade.
35:04Well done, Paul.
35:07Do you know Declan O'Hara?
35:08Oh, yes.
35:08Yeah.
35:09You did us all a favour, actually, Mr. O'Hara.
35:11Good to get everything out in the open.
35:12We're insanely happy.
35:14Aren't we, Paul?
35:14I'm a new man.
35:19Excuse me.
35:34I heard about you catching Campbell Black
35:36playing tennis in the Noddy.
35:39That's enough to upset anyone.
35:41Who knows about that?
35:43Well, my whole valley knows about the fire engines.
35:47And I know who the mystery woman was now.
35:49Don't I?
35:50I'm a hmm.
36:00I'm a hammer.
36:05I'm a hammer.
36:14I can't go back.
36:34You know you're dancing with the devil, don't you?
36:36Says the man who works for Thatcher.
36:38That's how we've got rhythm.
36:55Oh, incoming.
36:59You bastard!
37:01You've been shagging Sarah Stratton, too.
37:08It was only tennis.
37:28Oh, fuck!
37:32Shut up!
37:46BG darling
37:48I'm going to ruin you
38:00I'm so sorry
38:05I wouldn't mind
38:06But
38:08That's my car
38:18So it's Rupert now, is it?
38:19It was a conversation
38:20I was conversing
38:21You were all over him
38:22Oh, now I can't even talk to a man
38:23Without you assuming that I'm after him
38:25Oh, grow up
38:25I didn't ask to come here
38:27You're the one that took the check
38:28And just sold us all out
38:29Yeah, Maude
38:30It's a horrible house
38:31And you live a terrible life
38:32Well, these are all evil now
38:33Oh, my God
38:33They're all horses and dogs
38:35And houses and cars
38:36And who's got the longest
38:37Fucking driveway
38:38Oh, my God
38:39The men are all desperate
38:40To ride anything
38:41As long as they're not married
38:42To it
38:42The wives
38:43Jesus
38:43They haven't had an orgasm
38:44Since pony club camp
38:52That's an odd horse, is it?
38:56Everyone was looking at you
38:57Yeah
38:59And did you like that?
39:01Oh, God
39:02How much
39:03How much is it?
39:05How much is it?
39:06How much is it?
39:07How much is it?
39:10How much is it?
39:11How much is it?
39:13How much is it?
39:13How much is it?
39:14How much is it?
39:15How much is it?
39:21How much is it?
39:35I don't know.
40:17Yes.
40:19Yes, fine.
40:22No, it was a buffet table.
40:26Of course, see you at 9am.
40:28You have a good evening, Prime Minister.
40:35Come on, dogs.
40:36Daddy's in trouble again.
40:52Mummy and Daddy are clearly back on track.
40:55Is Rupert there?
40:56Yeah.
40:58I think so.
41:06As she gazed at the O'Caseats with their burnished bohemian beauty,
41:10entering this world of unbridled passion,
41:13she worried.
41:14Little did Dermot O'Casey know that he had brought his family into the wild,
41:18into a world of untamable beasts,
41:21giving in to their basis needs.
41:30Hungry for sex.
41:36Hungry for status.
41:40Hungry for love.
41:48Hungry for power.
41:49You know, Campbell Black is finished after today.
41:53Hungry for comfort.
41:54Are you coming to bed?
41:55You would better be stuck while I make it when I get through there.
42:00Good dog.
42:01Good dog.
42:02Right up.
42:08My eyes have seen the glory and the coming of the Lord.
42:17I just can't get enough.
42:21I just can't get enough.
42:22I just can't get enough.
42:24I just can't get enough.
42:25Because as seductive as his predators might be,
42:28one should always beware of being eaten.
42:41My ass!
42:51This is a surprise.
42:52The Prime Minister wasn't thrilled about seeing her minister's private lives
42:55splashed all over the papers.
42:57Paul Stratton's been shuffled to the back benches.
42:59Oh, dear.
43:00Have you lost your job?
43:01Not at all.
43:01No, Mrs. Thatcher's given me a promotion.
43:04I'm her new minister for sport, so...
43:08I couldn't have done it without you.
43:11You're going to come all this way to tell me that?
43:14I want you to keep your grubby little nose out of my affairs.
43:19Maggie will see through you soon enough, you overprivileged cunt.
43:26I'll have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, Lord Battingham.
43:35Come on.
43:43Now If you want to be on the world, you'll get back.
43:48I want you to be on the world.
43:56My dad wants to be on the world.
43:57Suppose you'll never know us, you may have to be on the world.
43:58My dad wants to be on the world.
43:59Türkiyeoulding cunt.
43:59안녕하세요.
44:00My dad wants to be on the world.
44:01She was on the personal reasons you difficultly.
44:02And now, she was on the world.
44:05She was on the world.
44:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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