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Cayman Cardiff is My Office Fiance
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00:15Oh, fuck.
00:16Okay. Time to go.
00:18What is this? It's 6 a.m. Oh my god, baby. It's too early.
00:21First of all, let me be very clear. I am not your baby.
00:25Second of all, get out of my house before I call security.
00:28Are you crazy?
00:28No, just very busy.
00:31So good.
00:32You are seriously kicking me out after all the fun we had last night.
00:37Last night was fun for you. For me, not so much.
00:41Time to go.
00:42Rapido, rapido. Let's keep going.
00:45Keep it going.
00:46Hey, listen.
00:47Don't you know who my father is? You can't have had it all.
00:50I'll be treating you like a queen by now.
00:52That is quite the offer for a one-night stand.
00:54You listen to me. No man in their right mind would ever, but not ever, marry you. Do you understand?
01:00You are going to die alone, you heartless fucking cow.
01:04Well, lucky for me, I would rather die than get married. To you or to anyone. Goodbye.
01:12My shoes are still there.
01:15Fuck.
01:19You're so naughty.
01:20Oh, listen, I gotta go after that.
01:22I love you too.
01:24Well, you look happy this morning, Brian. Did your boss die or something?
01:28I don't think Satan can die.
01:31But it's promotion day, baby.
01:33I don't know how you do it.
01:35Honestly, you just have to know how to handle a filly like her.
01:38Jenna's tough. I'd rather work for Jenna than anyone else at the company.
01:41Even when she is being a c-
01:42A new script came in. I need you to redo the whole thing.
01:50Right.
01:51Big wigs are waiting for you in the conference room.
01:53This is it.
01:55I've worked my ass off for this.
01:57And what a fine job you've done.
02:02I know that shit eating grin.
02:04What do you want?
02:05It's promotion day.
02:06For you and me. I'm just dreaming of my new window office.
02:09Ooh, out of the question.
02:11What?
02:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:13I have done everything you've asked for three years.
02:16Mm-hmm.
02:16You made a deal with me when I took this job.
02:18I stayed with you and put it with all of your-
02:20Look, Brian, I am the boss.
02:23You are the glorified secretary.
02:25I decide who gets what around here.
02:28You jump when I say jump.
02:29You bow down when I say so.
02:32Got it?
02:33Yeah.
02:35So, on your knees.
02:47That's a good boy.
02:54Don't say shit.
02:57Hi.
02:58Huh.
03:01Jenna, we've had our eye on you.
03:03Yeah.
03:04And we'd like you to be the next CEO.
03:07However, there is one little snag.
03:11For you to be our CEO, you're gonna have to be married.
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch.
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it.
03:20I'm gonna quit.
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to her sadistic fucking face.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:28You're saying my options are I get married in a week or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:37The shareholders.
03:41You know my son, Devin.
03:43He's our newest board member as of this morning.
03:47We know it sounds a little backward.
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values.
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys.
03:58Jenna, we need to talk.
04:02Alright?
04:03I can't hold it any longer.
04:04Me neither!
04:05Surprise!
04:06Guys!
04:06We're engaged!
04:09Woo!
04:21Oh.
04:25Yup.
04:26Engaged!
04:28Brian.
04:30Seriously?
04:32It's been three years.
04:33Arnhem!
04:35Brian Arnhem.
04:35My assistant and the love of my life.
04:39Oh!
04:40Right.
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is.
04:47Jenna King is my kind, sweet, loving fiancée.
04:55What?
04:59Damn.
05:00What do you say to her?
05:02It's all settled then.
05:04We'll get the paperwork made up immediately.
05:07Next week after the wedding, we'll make it official.
05:10Of course.
05:12Engaged means we'll be getting married next week.
05:16It's different when you say like...
05:18It's different when you say like...
05:19Congratulations.
05:21Congratulations.
05:22See you at the wedding.
05:26You're going down, King.
05:27Not if things went the way they did last night.
05:39What the fuck?
05:41I know.
05:42I mean, what the fuck?
05:44I know.
05:45Look, they weren't going to give me the position unless I said that I was married.
05:50I panicked.
05:51What?
05:51Well, you can keep panicking.
05:53Because we are not getting married.
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit.
05:57What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole.
06:04Okay, that sounded a lot more harsh out loud.
06:06What are you going to do about it, huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish, Jenna.
06:12Yeah, but so are you, Brian.
06:15What do you want?
06:18I want a raise.
06:20Fine.
06:21No, no, no.
06:21I want a promotion.
06:23Then the raise.
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp, Brian.
06:25Oh, well then I'll just tell them you lied.
06:26Oh, Devin!
06:27No, no, no, no.
06:28Fine.
06:28Fine.
06:28You can have a raise.
06:31And...
06:31Promotion.
06:32And your... Promotion.
06:33Yeah.
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying.
06:37Oh.
06:38Well.
06:39I certainly knew you were.
06:42You're engaged?
06:43Huh?
06:44How could you?
06:48What are you doing?
06:51Danny?
06:53Oh.
06:56Oh.
06:57Oh.
06:58Um...
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend that you're even seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal!
07:05Tasha, come on.
07:06We went out for one drink.
07:09And then we slept together for months!
07:13Don't...
07:14Oh, don't touch me.
07:16No, no, no.
07:18As an inter-office relationship, you both are subjected for an HR interview.
07:23Answers to this interview are considered on the record and result in considerable fines
07:28if found to falsely represent the relationship.
07:31Okay, that doesn't sound legal.
07:33I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnhem.
07:35But I do.
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know, it's a very powerful company, which means that if we ever find out that
07:47this engagement of yours is a sham, not only will you lose the CEO position, but we will
07:53ruin you.
07:55Legal or not.
07:58Right.
08:00Question number one.
08:01When was the first time you two were intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me a big time.
08:11It was, uh, after the Poulsen style party.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Ms. King, uh, Jenna invited me as her plus one.
08:22Clark!
08:23Honey!
08:24You said you would do it!
08:25No, I don't want to.
08:26Hey, stop.
08:37And, uh, we shared a very, very special night.
08:42What?
08:43Please just stop.
08:47No, I'm not.
08:48Come on!
08:49I'm not.
08:50Okay.
08:51Come on, show me.
08:52What do you got?
08:52Best move.
08:53Step touch.
08:59Come.
09:00Come.
09:01A little bit.
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman.
09:14Time to go.
09:22Thanks, Spot.
09:24Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:26Let's go.
09:28Yep.
09:30That was the first time we were intimate.
09:33Charmy.
09:34Moving on.
09:35What is Jenna's favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous.
09:40Standard procedure.
09:42Standard procedure.
09:42Yeah.
09:43But if you don't want to go through it, I'm more than happy to tell the board that you are
09:47receiving the offer of CEO.
09:50Black lace.
09:52From Agent Lace.
09:54Collab with Lovely Design.
09:55Is it also standard procedure to, uh, have her strip right here to prove it?
10:00This is so funny.
10:01He's so funny.
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2.
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Peonies.
10:09Especially when they're not in season.
10:15Well, you two seem to know a lot about each other, right?
10:18But Brian, did you happen to know that your fiancee here, she was cheating on you last night?
10:25With me.
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh, had a sort of last hurrah moment.
10:36And, uh, honestly, I'm just surprised that she spent her last hurrah slumming it with you.
10:43You two better watch her back because I'm coming for you.
10:47And I'll expose you.
10:49And then I'll ruin you both.
10:53Good luck.
10:56Tasha.
11:04That was brutal.
11:06I can't believe you slept with that guy.
11:09You're one to talk.
11:10Touché.
11:13He's right, though.
11:16If we're gonna do this, we need to really commit.
11:20You need to move in.
11:21Tonight.
11:24Here.
11:25Take my card.
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses.
11:29Look, this isn't ideal for me either.
11:32Believe me.
11:33But we need to make it at least look like we're on a united front.
11:40By the way, how did you do that?
11:42And all the answers to the questions.
11:44It's like you were living in my brain.
11:47Jenna.
11:48It's literally my job to know and anticipate everything about you.
11:52Well, it's creepy.
11:54Hey, just be glad they didn't ask anything about me.
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely nothing about me.
12:02That is incredibly untrue.
12:04Where am I from?
12:06Farm?
12:06Mm-hmm.
12:09Ville?
12:10Nice.
12:11How old am I?
12:12Hopefully over 18, am I right?
12:16I'm turning 30 on Sunday.
12:17Really? 30?
12:19And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad.
12:23I will take you out for a nice dinner.
12:28Sunday is the day that we're getting married.
12:30Right.
12:32Ranger?
12:35Well, this is serious, Jenna.
12:39All right, it's probably fun for you fucking around with finance bros.
12:43But this could ruin us.
12:46And you might be fine.
12:47But I could lose everything.
12:49I'm out on a limb for you.
12:51I know.
12:52I know I'm asking a lot of you.
12:54But I swear I will make it up to you.
12:57Starting today.
13:03Cut off my ass.
13:11That's right, mother.
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way.
13:19Welcome home, sweetheart.
13:22What did you do?
13:23You told me I needed to move in, so I moved in.
13:26It's like a fucking manosphere threw up on my house.
13:31Our house.
13:33You know, I'm starting to agree with Devin.
13:35This place could use a bit more of a masculine touch, bro.
13:39Mm-mm.
13:40Oh, and here.
13:42These receipts are for you.
13:43Get your feet off the designer chair.
13:46Were you raised in a barn?
13:48No.
13:49The farmhouse next to the barn.
13:57Two.
14:00God, I love that.
14:05Is this a fucking waterbed?!
14:07You know, my landlord would never let me have it.
14:09Where is the $3,000 California King I had custom-made?
14:13Hm?
14:13Oh, right.
14:15Um, in the alley.
14:16Being used by a wino as a toilet.
14:18Hey.
14:20Don't worry about it.
14:22Ah.
14:23Oh, come on.
14:24Now we can sleep all close and snuggly.
14:26Very cute.
14:27Now I can see that you're pleased with yourself.
14:29Torturing me.
14:30Oh, I thought you'd like it.
14:31I don't let anyone sleep with me.
14:34Not even hookups.
14:34Hmm.
14:36This is supposed to be my space away from people.
14:40My sanctuary.
14:41Our sanctuary.
14:43Finish that word.
14:45I will smuggle you with a pillow.
14:52If this is going to work,
14:54there are going to be certain rules that we both need to agree to.
14:58A contract.
14:59Hmm.
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed.
15:03Keep the bed.
15:04I will sleep in the guest room.
15:10What does our engagement contract say about consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't.
15:14Take that as a no.
15:15Hmm.
15:16Okay.
15:17Engagement contract.
15:18Here are the terms.
15:21Sleeping quarters will be separate.
15:26Next, add physical affection only when required.
15:29Like in public.
15:32Nothing gratuitous.
15:34Gratuitous?
15:40You mean.
15:44Like this.
15:50Yeah, I'll try to control myself.
15:58Good.
16:00Nothing gratuitous.
16:02No dating or hooking up until the CEO paperwork is signed.
16:05And my promotion paperwork.
16:08Whatever.
16:09And...
16:10Full and total verbal commitment to each other.
16:12Blah, blah, blah.
16:13I get to pick the wedding DJ.
16:14No.
16:15No DJ.
16:16This is going to be a good old fashioned courthouse shotgun wedding.
16:20Except I am not pregnant.
16:21Just when I thought you couldn't get any less fun.
16:23Where do I sign?
16:25We, Jenna King and Brian Arnhem, enter into this agreement of engagement willingly and of our own volition.
16:32What, were you like a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be.
16:39What?
16:40What?
16:40I practiced before I joined Purple Rabbit.
16:42Now.
16:44Sign there.
16:53Great.
17:07Hey, Jenna, it's all right. These are my parents, Mary and Cody.
17:12Your parents. Your parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna.
17:17It's so nice to meet you.
17:20Appreciate y'all having us.
17:22Right, uh, Mom, Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work, so surprise, we came to
17:33you.
17:33We went by your old place, but your roomie said you were here.
17:36And that you were getting married.
17:39Right, yeah, uh, we almost forgot.
17:42We're engaged.
17:43You want to hear all about the engagement.
17:45Yeah.
17:46After we unpack.
17:47After you what?
17:49Right.
17:51Lovely.
17:52Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in, like, a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room.
18:00Family stays with family.
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jema.
18:04Jenna.
18:05Plus, we want to get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly.
18:09Right.
18:09So, how long are you guys staying?
18:12We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend.
18:15Damned.
18:15But now that you two are engaged, we've got weeks of planning to do.
18:22Weeks.
18:24Weeks.
18:25Weeks.
18:26Really?
18:27We will be married and divorced by then.
18:29Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on.
18:33A courthouse wedding would devastate my mother.
18:35She's so excited about this.
18:36Just play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her.
18:40Fine.
18:42But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:44Well, yeah, I was going to ask you about that.
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you, or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses.
18:53I wouldn't have to guess if you'd just trust me.
18:59I do trust you.
19:02Obviously.
19:03No.
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning.
19:07Alright?
19:08I know almost everything about you.
19:11You know nothing about me.
19:16Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor.
19:21Uh-uh.
19:23I am just as stubborn as you.
19:25And twice the gentleman.
19:27You're on the bed.
19:43Hello?
19:50You're my apple.
19:51Taza.
19:52Buffet.
19:53Freak.
19:54When I come out to the spot.
19:55Got me cooking on heat.
19:57You're my apple.
19:58Taza.
19:59Buffet.
20:00Freak.
20:06Joining me?
20:11You know, for somebody who loves their privacy, you sure hate knocking.
20:16Could you just put some clothes on, please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate.
20:21What are you saying, boss?
20:23Ah, yes.
20:24Speaking of, do your parents know who I am?
20:26What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not.
20:31You know, usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names.
20:35What pet names?
20:37Satan.
20:39Satan's mistress.
20:40Devil incarnate.
20:42The dark princess of the underworld.
20:44Mainly just variations on the same theme.
20:46Unbelievable.
20:49Truly.
20:53I, uh, don't think this will fit.
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hokey from work right now.
20:58You know, important business things and assistant.
21:00You could be sick one day.
21:01That witch doesn't deserve you.
21:03Right, Jenna?
21:06I'm sure that witch could do a day without you.
21:09Gucci.
21:11It's not like she has anything hugely important going on.
21:15Okay, we'll have fun.
21:17Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:20I did say that.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Good.
21:24So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain!
21:29Come on, slowpokes!
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian.
21:35Oh, God.
21:36Oh.
21:38I...
21:40Oh, God.
21:42Oh.
21:45I just...
21:46I just need to say...
21:48Oh, hey, hey, hey.
21:56Okay.
21:58So, more of an inside, girly.
22:00Noted.
22:01I run every morning.
22:03Right.
22:05Cut like on a treadmill, like a civilized person.
22:11This is my nightmare.
22:14What?
22:16Well, all of this.
22:17Strangers in my home.
22:19Hugging me.
22:20A wedding!
22:21A wedding!
22:23Oh, my God.
22:23The thought of a poofy white dress literally makes me want to puke.
22:33Well, if it's any consolation, I really do appreciate you being here.
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents to be here with me, and they are psyched about you.
22:43So, family is everything.
22:45Family is overrated.
22:47Oh, speaking of, I did invite your parents to the wedding.
22:51What?
22:53Just kidding.
22:55Sort of.
22:57I know family is not really your thing, but I did make a few fake invitations and left them on
23:01my desk.
23:02And just to really sell it, I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King.
23:08Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely.
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn?
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal.
23:19Um, review development slates, sign paychecks, manage schedules, order coffee.
23:24Work, work, work.
23:26You know, there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated, and I still have to work twice as hard for them to take
23:38me seriously.
23:41You're right.
23:42What?
23:43It must suck.
23:46You are the most talented producer they have, by far.
23:50And it must suck to have to prove yourself time and time again.
23:53Oh, God, especially when idiots like Devin just prance on in because they have a dick.
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small, oddly-shaped dick.
24:04Yeah.
24:05But you do deserve better.
24:14Okay, now on to the top.
24:17Buttercup, buttercup.
24:26Ma, here, I know how much you love your chocolate chips.
24:28Oh, thank you, dear.
24:30I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies.
24:34Jenna, that salad looks delicious.
24:37Oh, yeah, it's a chopped salad.
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:42That's not just any chopped salad.
24:43That's the chopped salad.
24:44Extra chopped, no basil, no spices, just the way she likes it.
24:47Wow.
24:48You're going to make a great husband, Bri.
24:53Right.
24:54Yes.
24:55Thank you, babe.
24:57Right.
25:04Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us kids.
25:06You know, when your father proposed, he couldn't keep his hands off me.
25:09Still can't keep me.
25:10Oh!
25:11Stop it!
25:12No, please stop.
25:13No, sir, no, sir.
25:13You old porndog.
25:14Please, please don't.
25:15Yeah.
25:16It's right.
25:18Hey, you know, the old ball and chain.
25:23I am not old.
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then.
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy.
25:33Right.
25:34Right.
25:35Right.
25:35Right.
25:35Right.
25:37Right.
25:38Right.
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:03I know I do.
26:05Yeah.
26:08Right.
26:11Oh, pull yourself together, man.
26:13It's a contract.
26:14Strictly professional.
26:16Right.
26:18Hi.
26:19Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
26:24So, Jenna, tell us what you have planned.
26:28For what?
26:30Oh, boobies, probably.
26:33No, silly.
26:34The wedding.
26:35You are a hoot.
26:38Uh, yeah, probably just something simple, like a courthouse.
26:44Probably next week.
26:45Oh, a good old-fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding.
26:49Exactly.
26:50Except I'm not pregnant.
26:53No.
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse.
26:57Sweetie, last minute we can work with.
27:00But this is going to be your wedding day.
27:02It's fine.
27:03Don't worry, Jenna Bean.
27:04I will help you every step of the way.
27:06We'll start today.
27:09Ah, I'm actually...
27:10Oh.
27:12What did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping.
27:16Oh!
27:18Yay!
27:19No!
27:19She loves dresses, especially wedding dresses.
27:21There's bourbon in here.
27:22Drink.
27:23Mm-hmm.
27:24Oh.
27:25Oh.
27:28Isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love, love?
27:34Uh-huh.
27:37Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated.
27:45Oh, sweetheart.
27:47I'm not going to lie to you.
27:48Marriage is complicated.
27:50If you follow your heart, you always end up in the right place.
27:54And I could see how good and big your heart is, Jenna.
27:58I don't know about that.
28:00It is.
28:01You got to believe it.
28:06Showtime!
28:09Give me back.
28:11Never make it.
28:13Tell me something.
28:16You better not share.
28:18You're getting ambitious.
28:20But want it too deep.
28:22Digging way backwards.
28:23You promised to be.
28:25So never give in to my natural emotions.
28:29Oh, keep in your head that you know the good thing to survive.
28:33Never give in to my natural emotions.
28:37Baby, you're letting you know that it just takes some time.
28:44Just takes time.
28:48Just takes time.
29:01Yeah?
29:02I think you found the one.
29:11Jenna, you feeling okay?
29:13You're looking a little pale.
29:15Yeah, yeah.
29:16It's probably just the pike and champagne and dancing.
29:22Oh, hi.
29:25I think I'm going to faint.
29:27Jenna.
29:27Oh.
29:28Jenna, Jenna.
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah.
29:35Yeah, I'm good.
29:36I'm good.
29:36I'm good.
29:37Hey.
29:39You look beautiful.
29:40Oh, no.
29:41Oh.
29:42Oh.
29:44Oh.
29:44Oh.
29:46She'll be fine.
29:48Yeah.
29:48Take her home.
29:50Here, come on.
29:53I'll get you some rest.
29:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
29:57You know, you weren't kidding when you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you.
30:01Not the time, Bri.
30:03I don't even know what happened.
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor.
30:07He said you just had too much fun.
30:10A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet.
30:14Oh, God.
30:14Oh, God.
30:15Oh, God.
30:16Hey.
30:17Here.
30:20You can have my, uh, session blanket.
30:24Yeah, there you go.
30:26Some water over here if you need it, too.
30:28Your mom's really sweet, by the way.
30:31Your whole family is.
30:33We'll see where you get it.
30:36Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER.
30:40Don't stop.
30:41Don't make me laugh at my weakened state.
30:44Sorry, sorry.
30:49I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before.
30:52Really?
30:52But you make it so easy.
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that.
31:01It's like their careers and lives are so much more important than me.
31:05Yeah, growing up, I was a parent.
31:08And I think I just started seeing and believing, really, that showing vulnerability was a weakness.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Well, that sounds pretty hard.
31:19Made me a good producer.
31:21But a bad partner, I think.
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna.
31:27We're all humans.
31:29Just trying our best.
31:33Except Devin.
31:34Oh, yeah.
31:35Except Devin.
31:36Fuck that guy.
31:37Fuck that guy.
31:39Okay.
31:43Fuck Devin.
31:45Yeah, fuck Devin.
31:45Fuck that guy.
31:56Fuck that guy.
31:58Fuck that guy.
32:02Fuck that guy.
32:03Fuck that guy.
32:04Fuck that guy.
32:04Fuck that guy.
32:04Fuck that guy.
32:04Fuck that guy.
32:04Fuck that guy.
32:04Fuck that guy.
32:05Fuck that guy.
32:08Fuck that guy.
32:11Fuck that guy.
32:22hi
32:23good morning
32:26I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night
32:30or whatever they have in hell
32:31right
32:33cause I'm the devil
32:40um
32:42thank you
32:45it was really sweet of you
32:46to take care of me
32:47what
32:50are you still sick
32:53do you have a fever or something
32:54I
32:57it feels really nice
33:09are you feeling good
33:18I gotta go
33:20gotta go to work
33:28bye
33:28oh my god
33:36I love Brian
33:45wow
33:49I really have no friends to talk to
33:51maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance
33:56oh shit my meeting
33:57okay that is a problem for future Jenna
34:00just
34:00get it together babe
34:01and stop talking to yourself
34:03starting now
34:08okay
34:11so with the new script changes
34:12I wish Brian was here
34:16uh schedule changes
34:18I can't believe she slept with my husband
34:20did I just say husband
34:23you seem a little distracted Jenna
34:26no
34:26not a good look for the next CEO
34:29no no everything everything is good
34:31everything is great
34:32let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:34you seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:40yeah
34:43tick tock
34:44tick tock
34:45it all falls down
34:49it's two different nursery rhymes
34:51you moron
34:52did you just call me a moron
35:01I'm just gonna
35:02tell him that I have real feelings
35:04and
35:05be able to think straight
35:09Jenna
35:10I met your new neighbor
35:18Clark?
35:21long time no see Jenna
35:23oh
35:24you two know each other
35:25I'll start dinner so you can catch up
35:28Brian will be home soon
35:30who?
35:31uh
35:31Brian
35:32he's
35:34he'll be home soon
35:35okay
35:37so what are you doing here?
35:39funny enough just moved in
35:40down the street
35:42why?
35:43you hate this neighborhood
35:44things change
35:47people change
35:48look I'm not the man who I once was
35:50okay
35:51I'm not the one who let you get away
35:58what we had
36:00that was special
36:01you can't deny that
36:02I
36:02I don't know what to say
36:04say it's not too late
36:06is it?
36:09right
36:14I'm engaged
36:15didn't answer my question
36:16you
36:16left me
36:18you broke my heart
36:19you don't know how sorry I am
36:21truly
36:21I wasn't ready then
36:23but
36:23I am now
36:24okay
36:25I'll prove it to you
36:27I don't have time for this
36:29do you love him
36:30if you do just
36:32tell me
36:32I'll leave you alone for good
36:34oh you've got to be kidding me
36:39Clark
36:39would you like to join us for dinner?
36:42um
36:43no no no
36:44sure
36:46hey
36:51mom
36:51dad if you don't mind
36:53oh
36:53sure
36:56here you go pal
36:58thanks for coming
37:00yeah
37:00appreciate it
37:01look at this
37:02alright
37:03let's
37:04scream
37:05ooh
37:06nice
37:07comfy
37:08yeah
37:08that's about right
37:11hmm
37:11Craig could you pass the wine?
37:14come on
37:18Brian
37:18could you pass the wine?
37:20come on
37:27I'll do it myself
37:29hmm
37:31Clark said you two go way back
37:33yeah I knew Jen before all sass
37:35no frass
37:38I rather like strong independent Jenna
37:42sass and all
37:43well
37:44any Jenna's better than no Jenna
37:47right?
37:49uh
37:50Jenna
37:51any wedding
37:52progress today?
37:54oh no
37:55we're still
37:56planning
37:57I thought you hated
37:58planning weddings
37:59people change
38:01right?
38:03right
38:25I know you and Clark
38:27dated
38:29but
38:31were you ever in love with him?
38:36we were engaged
38:47glad to see you're still running
38:50mind if I join?
38:56may I?
39:03there
39:04there
39:09all right
39:10come on
39:12come on
39:26well hey
39:26it was great
39:27catching up
39:28Jen
39:30what's up
39:31Brian
39:33what's up
39:39do you make breakfast?
39:42I did
39:45that plate's for you
39:47although
39:47I see you are
39:48gate
39:49got a little
39:49something left
39:51he is harmless
39:52Brian
39:53really
39:55right
39:56we're gonna be late
39:57to meet my parents
39:59you should put a shirt on
40:10oh my god
40:11oh my god
40:11it's so good
40:12do you like this?
40:13it's delicious
40:13and
40:15very good
40:20here
40:21Brian
40:22keep Jim
40:23listening with us
40:25here you go
40:26sweetie
40:30if it isn't
40:31the happiest
40:31couple ever
40:32oh
40:33oh
40:36oh
40:37that's a spirit
40:39oh
40:39airplane
40:40thank you
40:41hey
40:42oh
40:42oh
40:43dad
40:44these are the board members
40:45of my company
40:46the big day is almost here
40:47are you getting excited?
40:49over the moon
40:49I just have to figure out
40:51how to smuggle a wedding cake
40:52into a courthouse
40:53oh
40:54no
40:55you can't get married
40:56to the courthouse
40:57Devin
40:58call the staff
40:59tell them to prepare
41:01the house for a wedding
41:02this Sunday
41:02no
41:04can we at least
41:05offer you some cake?
41:07well
41:07oh
41:07oh
41:08oh
41:08no
41:08no
41:08he's probably really busy
41:10he's having lots of meetings
41:11going on
41:12usually
41:13very
41:15I need you to meet me
41:16at the cafe right now
41:20how are you guys doing?
41:21oh my god
41:22come right on in
41:24really good
41:24you know
41:25I just realized
41:26we haven't heard
41:27the proposal story yet
41:28it must be amazing
41:29huh?
41:30so good
41:30please
41:31tell us about it
41:32it was actually
41:34it's a really funny story
41:35really?
41:36um
41:36Clark
41:41Clark
41:41Clark
41:44I thought your name
41:46was Brian
41:50why don't you join us
41:52we're just hearing about
41:53the proposal story
41:54what if I do
41:55go on Jenna
42:01it was our anniversary
42:04and um
42:07he wrote me a poem
42:11it was so sweet
42:14masculine
42:14and hot
42:16and then he took me to a poetry reading
42:20I didn't know you liked poetry son
42:22I don't
42:23but apparently Jenna does
42:25you know
42:25ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:29go on babe
42:30why don't you
42:31tell the rest
42:32fine
42:32I will
42:35and then he cried
42:37and he cried
42:38and he cried
42:39and then he got down on one knee
42:40and he proposed
42:41yeah well that's not exactly
42:42how I remember it
42:43fine
42:43then you tell them
42:49pre-wedding jitters
42:53what the hell are you doing?
42:54besides single-handedly
42:55keeping up this narrative?
42:56no I mean
42:57turning into an unrecognizable
42:58puddle the moment
42:59Clark walks into the room
43:00what are you talking about?
43:01oh you know exactly
43:01what I'm talking about
43:03are you jealous?
43:05no
43:05this is a contract marriage
43:06okay so then what is it?
43:08you're putting us both in jeopardy
43:09alright do I need to remind you
43:10that I have real stakes in this
43:12my family
43:12I'm lying to them
43:13okay well I'm sorry
43:14if I don't know what you're into
43:15maybe you like poetry
43:16I don't know
43:17anything
43:18about me
43:20that is not fair
43:21it is not my job
43:23to know things about you
43:24you're right
43:26but you never tried to either
43:41came to check on you
43:42I'm fine
43:43didn't sleep
43:44I know you Jack
43:46you're not okay
43:48it's just this whole wedding thing
43:51and Brian
43:52drives me nuts
43:54he does seem a little high-strung
43:57yeah
43:57yes
43:58he's always like doing things for me
44:00not like
44:00not like in a patronizing way
44:02and like
44:03supportive way
44:04and he's ambitious and smart
44:07which is annoying
44:10and he listens to me
44:11and he listens to me
44:12which is
44:12so
44:14weird
44:14I can't stop thinking about you
44:18can I kiss you?
44:27I'm marrying Brian in two days
44:29look
44:29I messed up
44:30I can see that now
44:31but
44:32if you have an ounce
44:33of feeling the way I feel about you
44:35then
44:36you should be mine
44:38I want to marry you
44:39what?
44:42I thought you said
44:43marriage was a loss of independence
44:45it's worth it
44:46to be with a person you love
44:50yeah
44:52yeah you're right
44:58hey
44:59think about it
45:08did you buy it?
45:09every word
45:11sweet
45:13very sweet
45:17just play the part
45:18until she falls for you
45:19and break it off
45:20with that loser Brian
45:21then you're gonna be free
45:22to leave her again
45:23and I'll get you
45:24the rest of your money
45:25you got it
45:26I'm so glad you're a gang
45:27win-win for me
45:28I get paid
45:29I get some tail
45:30in the meantime
45:31I kind of forgot
45:32how hot she is
45:33I like you Clark
45:37hey hey hey
45:39we need to talk
45:42I need your help
45:44to teach someone a lesson
45:48like a team?
45:50you are a team
46:00I thought you said
46:00you hated hiking
46:03well like you said
46:05people change
46:05glad you called this morning
46:07look I like Bri
46:09but no one
46:10makes me feel
46:11the way you do
46:23God I've missed you
46:28can we baby?
46:31here?
46:32hey
46:32I am all yours
46:34yeah
46:35do whatever you want
46:36what about Brian?
46:37what about Brian?
46:45I don't have to take
46:46my shoes and socks off
46:47right babe?
46:47I mean
46:47there's pokey stuff
46:49everywhere
46:49that actually depends
46:51on if you want to
46:52hike down fully
46:53nude or not
46:57I think I'm gonna puke
46:59I think I'm gonna puke
47:01oh god
47:02I know this was part of the plan
47:03but watching that
47:04was truly sickening
47:05oh well at least
47:05you don't have
47:05his tongue in your mouth
47:07whoa whoa whoa
47:08what's going on?
47:10we need to talk
47:11there is nothing
47:13between me and Clark
47:15there was at one time
47:16but that is over
47:18I am marrying you
47:22go to bed
47:26every time you come
47:27into my life
47:27you fuck it up
47:29you're the reason
47:30I didn't want to get married
47:31you are a pathetic
47:34impotent
47:34excuse for a man
47:37even if I hadn't
47:38seen this video
47:39of you and your
47:40little dirtbag boyfriend
47:41this morning
47:42I knew you were up
47:43to something
47:44so I strung you along
47:45until I could figure
47:46it all out
47:48thank you for coming
47:49to Jenny King's
47:49TED talk
47:50Kobe
47:51no no no
47:51oh come on
47:55that's fine
47:56thanks for doing this
47:57have a nice hike down
47:59douchebag
48:00rotten hair
48:01bye
48:08oh dear
48:09you look beautiful
48:11thank you
48:12I want you to meet
48:13grandma Sandra
48:14she has something
48:15special for you
48:16grandma
48:18welcome to the family
48:21we want you to have this
48:23oh
48:24I
48:24really
48:25oh yes
48:27absolutely
48:28yes yes
48:29we insist
48:29it's an Arnhem
48:31family heirloom
48:32and we want you to know
48:34every time you look at it
48:36that you belong
48:38farming
48:39fun
48:40and family
48:42family
48:57hey now
48:58I told Jenna
49:00this already
49:01but I got the whole
49:02CEO paperwork
49:03right here
49:04now
49:05during the wedding ceremony
49:07you're gonna sign
49:07the marriage certificate
49:08but you'll also sign this
49:10make it all official
49:12welcome to married life son
49:14alright
49:18that's your last chance bro
49:21I know it's all lies
49:22lies
49:23lies
49:25I'm gonna make a deal
49:26for both of us
49:27so we can get what we want
49:28if you are Jenna
49:30I'll promote you
49:32to her job
49:33and I'll pay you
49:34three times
49:35the raise
49:36but
49:36if you go up
49:37and sign that deal
49:39I'm gonna make good
49:41on my promise
49:41to ruin both of you
49:42my offer stands
49:43for five more seconds
49:45five
49:47four
49:48three
49:50two
49:52you know what
49:53you're right
49:54you are
49:55very consistent
49:57consistently
49:58the biggest
49:59D-bag
50:00I have ever seen
50:02enjoy
50:02having Jenna
50:04as your new CEO
50:05bye
50:06thank you
50:14that's fine
51:17It, uh, looks like our pan's gonna go off without a hitch.
51:23You sure about this?
51:27Stop the wedding!
51:35Oh, my God.
51:41This marriage is a sham.
51:44As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't have given it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh, my God.
52:00What's he talking about?
52:01I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Janna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Janna?
52:29You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
52:37I didn't sign that.
52:40You can wave that piece of paper around all you want.
52:44It's not gonna do anything for you.
52:46Because I made a promise to Janna that I would marry her.
52:50And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
52:52You didn't sign the contract?
52:54Nope.
52:57So you did all of this because you're a good person.
53:06I'm sorry, I can't do this.
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:20I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:24I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You cannot stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:32Wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39Trust me.
53:45I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:50You don't get to decide this.
54:05I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devon, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29Daddy, please.
54:30Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So how you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love, including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:08It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So what are you waiting for, son?
55:30Jenna, it's me.
55:35I know you're in there.
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:54Not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This is all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:15Jenna, I quit.
56:18You what?
56:22Why?
56:24Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say, okay?
56:33Because I know you better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you
56:52from the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you,
56:58which I have many, many times,
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:07So, what do you say?
57:10No contracts, no professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:24For real?
57:27I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:55And Jenna?
57:56I do, too.
57:58You may now kiss your bride.
58:01I'm here in the dark
58:05Wondering where you are
58:08And still a wish upon
58:11Hanging on the earth
58:16Hanging on the earth
58:27Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay.
58:30Oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey.
58:33Could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:36Uh, Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:40I'm the really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
58:43Yeah.
58:47Yeah.
58:50Yeah.
58:55Good.
58:55Bye.
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