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Don't Blink, You'll Miss It
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00:00:06you
00:00:06You sure about this? I don't know if I'm ready relax little brother would never let anything happen to you
00:00:17It's showtime
00:00:20Shit
00:00:22Shit
00:00:26Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for your true self to be revealed by the master of magic?
00:00:41You young lady, let's see your true self now when I need a little help by my
00:00:46Lovely assistant Eric
00:00:58And now my next volunteer I don't care I said shorted what the hell
00:01:11How are they doing that and now for my final volunteer?
00:01:17Oh
00:01:20The most evil man in Vegas
00:01:23You sure about this? He's dangerous
00:01:26I'm the master of freaking magic
00:01:28Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for Mr. Barry Carnegie
00:01:35And who the hell are you?
00:01:37Get these fuckers out of my way
00:01:38Now Barry here is a billionaire casino owner who has just been accused of assault by over 30 women
00:01:49Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:01:53Are you ready to show them who you truly are?
00:02:10What do you think you're doing?
00:02:12What do you think you're doing?
00:02:14What do you think you're doing?
00:02:39What do you think you're doing?
00:03:04Now for my final trick
00:03:18What do you think you're doing?
00:03:21You're doing all the same things in that movie
00:03:21How long have you been doing?
00:03:22You're doing me
00:03:22You're doing all the same things in that movie
00:03:27You're doing all the same mechanics
00:03:28I'm not in the same Ogre
00:03:28What do you think you're doing?
00:03:57Eric, no!
00:04:01Relax, little brother.
00:04:02But never let anything happen to you.
00:04:05Eric, this is all my fault.
00:04:08God!
00:04:09I need you to do something for me.
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I need you to find Bree.
00:04:14Girl we grew up with in the orphanage?
00:04:16She's working in magic.
00:04:21Help her.
00:04:23Besides you, she's the only family I've ever had.
00:04:27You're staying with me, OK?
00:04:28Just hang in there.
00:04:29Eric, you're going to be OK.
00:04:36Eric...
00:04:38Eric...
00:04:40Eric...
00:04:41Eric...
00:04:47My arrogance got you killed.
00:04:50If I can't protect my family, I'm not worthy of this.
00:04:57I'll find Bree and help her.
00:05:02But not as the master of magic.
00:05:16Hey, what are you still doing here?
00:05:24Everyone else went home hours ago.
00:05:26Show opens this weekend.
00:05:28Gotta be prepared.
00:05:30I put every cent I own into this show, but...
00:05:33If it's a hit, I can finally buy the orphanage I grew up in.
00:05:37Before it's destroyed.
00:05:40All right, well...
00:05:41See ya.
00:05:46A year working as a lowly prop boy for Bree, and she still doesn't recognize me.
00:05:53All right, darling, you know the deal.
00:05:54There it is.
00:05:55There's the queen of hearts, right?
00:05:56Just gonna follow the queen, OK?
00:05:57Pick the queen, follow the dream.
00:05:59There it is, sweetheart.
00:06:00What do you say?
00:06:01Hmm?
00:06:01This one.
00:06:02This one.
00:06:02That's the queen of hearts, for sure.
00:06:04Yeah, I'm feeling good about it, too.
00:06:05But hey, what do I know?
00:06:06Look at that.
00:06:08Oh.
00:06:09You know, this game isn't as easy as it looks, baby doll, but...
00:06:13You know, we still gotta come with the payment.
00:06:14What do you say, huh?
00:06:18Um...
00:06:19I...
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I was sure that I had cash on...
00:06:26Looks like trouble.
00:06:28Typical dumb bitch.
00:06:29You wanna play, you don't wanna pay, right?
00:06:30I'll tell you what.
00:06:34I'm taking this bracelet here.
00:06:37Hey, give it back.
00:06:39Hey.
00:06:39That's important to me.
00:06:40Oh, is it?
00:06:41Really?
00:06:42Yeah?
00:06:42Is it important enough to play again?
00:06:44Hmm?
00:06:45Maybe you play for those cute little clothes you got on.
00:06:47What do you say, huh?
00:06:48Well, I'm here for this.
00:06:49Let's go.
00:06:50Yeah, we'd love to see that, right?
00:06:52You're disgusting.
00:06:53I'm not doing that.
00:06:54You're not doing that.
00:06:55You sure about that, sweetheart?
00:07:00What do you say, baby?
00:07:00Start with that pretty little coat you got.
00:07:04Take her.
00:07:08Ah, shit!
00:07:13Why don't you let me try?
00:07:16Here's the deal.
00:07:18I win, she gets her bracelet back.
00:07:21You win, you get my two-headed silver dollar.
00:07:28It's priceless.
00:07:30Daniel, you should just go.
00:07:31Oh, these guys are dangerous.
00:07:33I got this.
00:07:36This idiot thinks he can beat me at three-card Monty.
00:07:39You got it, hotshot.
00:07:41Let's play.
00:07:43You know the deal.
00:07:44Follow the queen, you get the win.
00:07:47You pick the ten of spades.
00:07:49Well, your girlfriend knows what to do, then.
00:07:53You pick.
00:07:55You pick.
00:07:56Who's this guy?
00:07:57What a loser.
00:07:59Should keep walking, bro, instead of trying being a hero.
00:08:02Do you really want me to pick you, huh?
00:08:05Absolutely.
00:08:06You got it.
00:08:24Damn, he got it.
00:08:26That's impossible.
00:08:29What the?
00:08:33Listen, you son of a bitch, I don't know who the hell you are.
00:08:36This bracelet?
00:08:37It's mine.
00:08:39Well then...
00:08:40Why is it in my hand?
00:08:45You dirty thief!
00:08:51Yes.
00:08:53Are you...
00:08:54looking for this?
00:08:56Why didn't you scram before I take everything else you've got?
00:09:00Hey, man.
00:09:01It's all good.
00:09:02I was just messing around.
00:09:11Three-card Monty.
00:09:13It's always a scam.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15I know.
00:09:15I just...
00:09:17I thought I could crack it.
00:09:19But I was screwed.
00:09:21Until you came along.
00:09:26This bracelet?
00:09:28Why is it so important to you?
00:09:30It was my childhood best friends.
00:09:33We grew up in an orphanage together and...
00:09:36Well, he...
00:09:37He died.
00:09:39That's all I have left of him.
00:09:45Have a good night, Bri.
00:09:47Hey, wait.
00:09:48You just saved me.
00:09:50You're gonna let me walk home alone?
00:09:55Nice for dinner.
00:09:57That was amazing.
00:10:01Uh...
00:10:01I should probably get going.
00:10:03Hey, where did you learn those tricks you used on the scammers today?
00:10:07Uh...
00:10:08I guess I must have picked it up backstage.
00:10:10Bullshit.
00:10:11You have training.
00:10:12You know, maybe just a little, uh...
00:10:16Just light a hand.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20You're great.
00:10:25You know...
00:10:27Your hand saved me today.
00:10:31You wouldn't look at me like that if you knew Eric died because of me.
00:10:37They, uh...
00:10:37Say you're welcome.
00:10:41As...
00:10:53Breathe.
00:10:55T-
00:10:55T-
00:10:57T-
00:10:59T-
00:11:00T-
00:11:00T-
00:11:01T-
00:11:01T-
00:11:01T-
00:11:01T-
00:11:20I'm not who you think I am.
00:11:26Then who are you?
00:11:29I'm the bastard who's cockiness killed Eric.
00:11:32I think.
00:11:34I think it's better if I left.
00:12:03I don't want your fat fingers breaking my stuff.
00:12:06I'm the prop assistant.
00:12:08I'm just doing my job.
00:12:09No, your job is to clean up dove shit.
00:12:13See this stuff?
00:12:14This stuff is to not be touched by anyone less than a three-star magician.
00:12:20Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:12:28But you're not a three-star magician, are you?
00:12:32No, not.
00:12:35Not since I was 12.
00:12:36After becoming the world's first seven-star magician, the Society of Magicians gave up trying to rank me.
00:12:42Damn right you're not.
00:12:49You're lucky to be even our little prop boy.
00:12:51And to be in the same room as us real magicians.
00:13:01What did you do to my deck?
00:13:04Nothing.
00:13:05I was just putting them away.
00:13:07Listen, fool.
00:13:08This is my gold Zephyr deck.
00:13:10The master of magic himself used this type of deck.
00:13:13Actually, I prefer the Platinum deck.
00:13:16Well, if they're so priceless, maybe you should put them away properly instead of throwing them on the table like
00:13:20they're just some $2 deck from the gas station.
00:13:22Oh, you think ruining my deck is funny?
00:13:26You're fired!
00:13:29If I lose this job, I won't be able to watch over Brie.
00:13:33I need you to find Brie.
00:13:35Alprin.
00:13:36Yeah, look, I'm sorry.
00:13:38No, it's too late for that now.
00:13:40Because here comes Mr. Kensington.
00:13:48Okay, please.
00:13:50Hello, Mr. Kensington.
00:13:52You're looking better, sir.
00:13:53I'll be good to go for the opening of the show.
00:13:58But let this be a reminder.
00:14:00What we do is dangerous.
00:14:02Sir, that is exactly what I wanted to tell you about.
00:14:06I've had to fire the prop boy over here.
00:14:08What? Why?
00:14:09He's careless and cocky.
00:14:10He's a liability, no matter how hot you think he is.
00:14:14I never said that.
00:14:15Mm-hmm.
00:14:16Mr. Kensington, Daniel's been nothing but a professional since he's worked here.
00:14:20Sir, sir, he nearly destroyed my gold Zephyr deck.
00:14:25Daniel, is this true?
00:14:26Of course not.
00:14:27Sir, who are you going to believe?
00:14:29A common worker or a three-star magician?
00:14:32Look, Samuel, I've seen his skills.
00:14:35He would never damage a deck.
00:14:37Show them.
00:14:38Show them what you can do.
00:14:45Yeah, Daniel, let's see it.
00:14:47Show us what you got.
00:14:48Do you even know a single trick?
00:14:50Tell you what.
00:14:51If you can rearrange my deck by rank and suit without damaging it, in 15 seconds, you can keep your
00:14:59job.
00:14:5915 seconds, that's impossible.
00:15:01I don't even know if the Master of Magic could have done it that quick.
00:15:04But, if you can't, I demand, as a three-star magician, that you fire him.
00:15:12Samuel, this isn't fair.
00:15:14I know, but while I disagree with it, Xander has the right to challenge Daniel.
00:15:20But, sir, he...
00:15:21Bree, it's okay.
00:15:2515 seconds.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:28You're on.
00:15:37The idiot.
00:15:38He's so dumb that he thinks he has a chance.
00:15:41Ready to do this?
00:15:43Daniel, you really don't have to.
00:15:46Aw, the little prop boy has a retreat section.
00:15:49Now, if I win, you're all going to have to start treating Bree with more respect around here.
00:15:53It's her money that's bankrolling this entire show.
00:15:56Bree, look at that.
00:15:59You've got a knight in shining coveralls.
00:16:02Fine, deal.
00:16:03It's not like you have a chance in hell anyway.
00:16:0515 seconds.
00:16:08Here we go.
00:16:16What's he doing?
00:16:17What he's doing is making a complete ass out of himself.
00:16:1910 seconds.
00:16:24Oh, wow.
00:16:25Giving up already?
00:16:26Clearly can't hack the big leagues.
00:16:28You said he was good.
00:16:30I thought he would at least try.
00:16:32Getting security on the phone to escort you out in...
00:16:365, 4, 3, 2...
00:17:02Absolutely impossible.
00:17:09How did you do that?
00:17:10There's no way.
00:17:11I don't think I've ever seen anything like this.
00:17:13Nobody but the Master of Magic could have done this.
00:17:19No.
00:17:20No, no, no.
00:17:20You clearly switched out the deck while Bree was distracting us.
00:17:23I knew it.
00:17:25Yeah, of course.
00:17:25Just some amateur trying something stupid.
00:17:27Nothing but a cheap, lazy trick from the hack.
00:17:32Now, we've got a show to print.
00:17:36Sophie, Eugene, stop gobbling at those cards and let's get to work.
00:17:39Come on.
00:17:42Samuel, you believe he really did it, right?
00:17:45I don't know what to believe.
00:17:49Now, come on.
00:17:50The show opens in a few days.
00:17:52We need to prep.
00:17:53Oh, you don't have to worry about prepping.
00:18:06This is not going to be a show.
00:18:09Who is this?
00:18:11It's Richard Kim.
00:18:12He produces every other magic show in town.
00:18:15Samuel hates him.
00:18:17Richard, get the hell out of my theater.
00:18:20Your theater?
00:18:22Oh, no, no, my little friend.
00:18:23This is now my theater.
00:18:25What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:28I have a three-year lease with the owner.
00:18:32Which, as of this morning, is me.
00:18:34I bought the theater.
00:18:35Which means you and your dirty pack of magical nobodies have one hour to get the hell out.
00:18:43You can't just buy the theater.
00:18:46I'm the biggest show in town.
00:18:48Used to be.
00:18:49You're past your prime.
00:18:51My new show will triple your numbers.
00:18:54The contract can't be canceled.
00:18:55I'll lose everything.
00:18:57If Brie loses this show, the orphanage that I grew up in, that saved my life as a child, will
00:19:03be destroyed.
00:19:04Hey, we still have a contract.
00:19:05You can't just kick us out.
00:19:06Hey, hey, hey, doll face.
00:19:08How about you focus on looking sexy while being cut in half and let the adults talk?
00:19:13I'm the show's producer, and if you cancel the show, I'll sue you into oblivion.
00:19:18Not if I can prove you're not worthy of this theater.
00:19:21I'll give you a chance.
00:19:23A head-to-head magical competition.
00:19:25Your old man and his team wins.
00:19:28You keep your contract.
00:19:30My team wins.
00:19:31Your contract is terminated.
00:19:32And you go back to doing birthday parties for eight-year-olds.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Mr. Kensington will wipe the floor with whoever you put him up against.
00:19:43Great.
00:19:44The competition will be tonight.
00:19:47Tonight?
00:19:48His cast doesn't come out for another week.
00:19:50Not my problem.
00:19:51Hope you have a good backup team.
00:19:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:02No holds barred battle to see who will get this theater and who will be thrown out into the street.
00:20:11Don't worry.
00:20:12We have an ace up our sleeve.
00:20:15Daniel.
00:20:16You gotta be kidding.
00:20:17You're not seriously considering putting the prop boy out there.
00:20:20His best trick is probably making a penny up here behind his ear.
00:20:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:20:24It's all or nothing for us.
00:20:25All right, Richard Kim isn't sending lightweights to this brawl.
00:20:28He's got world-class, real magicians.
00:20:31Yeah, no problem.
00:20:32I'm good enough to take on anyone that Kim sends to us.
00:20:35And now, the challengers.
00:20:37Richard Kim's latest sensation.
00:20:41Matt Von Buren!
00:20:55Oh, no.
00:20:57Oh, God, no.
00:20:59What?
00:20:59How did he get Matt Von Buren?
00:21:05He's the youngest magician to have five stars.
00:21:09He's one of the best in the world.
00:21:14That guy?
00:21:16Xavier will wipe a floor with his ass.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Bring him on.
00:21:18Now, for the first act, or should I say miracle.
00:21:24Before each magician is a glass of water.
00:21:27The magicians must turn their water into wine in a way that our top judges can't figure out.
00:21:34The magician to stump the most judges wins.
00:21:38Matt Von Buren won the Grand Prix for Close-Up Magic last year.
00:21:41This plays exactly to his strengths.
00:21:44He's way beyond Xavier's league.
00:21:47We're going to lose.
00:21:54Maybe not.
00:21:56Showtime.
00:22:02Xavier!
00:22:06Xavier.
00:22:07Not you.
00:22:08What?
00:22:19You should go out this round.
00:22:23What?
00:22:24He...
00:22:24He's not even a magician.
00:22:26He's just the guy that cleans up dumb shit.
00:22:28Yeah, Xavier's the best of all of us.
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:30Look, girl, I know you have a little crush on the little prop.
00:22:32Boy, but leave this to the real magicians.
00:22:34Samuel, you can't seriously be considering this.
00:22:36I mean, that guy is going to piss himself out there.
00:22:39And the magician from the Kensington team.
00:22:51Maybe he's just the prop assistant.
00:22:54But I need a Hail Mary right now.
00:22:57Daniel.
00:23:05Oh, my God.
00:23:07You're prop boy.
00:23:08You're really going to put up the help against someone like Matt Van Buren.
00:23:12Don't worry, kid.
00:23:13This will be over real quick.
00:23:15And then you can run back to the shadows where you belong.
00:23:18It's a shame, though, because Matt's just my warm-up act.
00:23:21You'll get beat so bad, you'll never see my big showstopper.
00:23:25Matt Van Buren's just the warm-up act?
00:23:27He's one of the best in the world.
00:23:29They say he might even get a six-star soon.
00:23:31There hasn't been a new six-star magician in over a decade.
00:23:34No, it's obvious what Samuel's doing.
00:23:36Okay, he knows he doesn't have a chance, so he's already looking for excuses.
00:23:39When he loses, he'll say it's because he gave a nobody a try.
00:23:43Boss, this guy is a hack.
00:23:46He's going to make a fool out of all of us.
00:23:48It's a two-out-of-three competition.
00:23:49We need to judge their strength.
00:23:52Oh, I get it.
00:23:54You see, Samuel's sending Daniel out to get slaughtered.
00:23:57And then I come in and save the day.
00:23:59Where's that?
00:24:00He actually thinks he's out there because he has a shot at being a real magician.
00:24:06And you are...
00:24:08Daniel.
00:24:09Just Daniel.
00:24:11Nice coveralls, Daniel.
00:24:14I give my servants the same ones.
00:24:16Enjoy your moment, just Daniel.
00:24:18This will be the biggest crowd you ever perform for.
00:24:21I can't believe he actually went there as if he was a real magician.
00:24:24It's like he's trying to be embarrassed.
00:24:26It's sad.
00:24:27He really thought that he could hang with the pros?
00:24:29No.
00:24:30You're sure about this?
00:24:32Just trust me.
00:24:37Don't feel too bad.
00:24:38You should be honored to be on the stage with me.
00:24:42Gentlemen, are you ready?
00:24:44I was born ready.
00:24:45What about you, buddy?
00:24:47You look a little nervous.
00:24:49Maybe you should be.
00:24:53Because I'm about to embarrass the living shit out of you.
00:24:59God, he's frozen with fear.
00:25:02Come on, Daniel.
00:25:03Was it stupid to pick him?
00:25:06Daniel, are you okay?
00:25:08Absolutely.
00:25:10Oh my God.
00:25:11What a shit show.
00:25:13He's not even prepping you.
00:25:14Hey, newbie.
00:25:15This is when you're supposed to prepare your illusion.
00:25:19I'm good.
00:25:21No.
00:25:23I'm good.
00:25:24That's why I have a five-star magician's amulet and you have what?
00:25:30Cover alls covered in dirt and dove shit.
00:25:33Tell you what, it's not too soon to back out.
00:25:36If you do, I'll give you the honor of having my autograph.
00:25:40Are you ready?
00:25:41Or do you need more time to prepare?
00:25:43No, I don't need more time for this trick.
00:25:49Then first up is Matt Von Buren.
00:25:53Pay attention.
00:25:54This is where you learn to respect your betters.
00:26:10It's finished!
00:26:17That was seamless.
00:26:19Unbelievable.
00:26:20Even I don't know how he did that.
00:26:22There's no way Daniel could do a trick that's even as fraction as good as Matt's.
00:26:29What do you think, judges?
00:26:31Did Matt Von Buren's trick fool you?
00:26:33I have no idea how that was done.
00:26:35If I didn't know any better, I'd say it's a miracle.
00:26:38I'm stumped.
00:26:39Well done.
00:26:40You're three for three.
00:26:43You have stumped our judges.
00:26:46Does anyone here know how he accomplished his trick?
00:26:50Anyone?
00:26:55You have something to say, prop boy.
00:26:58I mean, your trick wasn't bad.
00:26:59I just know exactly how you did it.
00:27:08Sure you do.
00:27:10Please, enlighten us.
00:27:12Tell us all how I did my trick.
00:27:15All in good time.
00:27:16Idiot.
00:27:17Everybody knows that he's lying.
00:27:18Pathetic.
00:27:19Daniel?
00:27:20Daniel?
00:27:21You're up?
00:27:30What's he doing?
00:27:31He's making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:33Hey there.
00:27:34Looks like your fellow's got some stage fright.
00:27:38This is what happens when you don't respect the craft.
00:27:41You're making a fool out of all of us.
00:27:44I think he can do it.
00:27:45It doesn't matter what you think.
00:27:47Okay?
00:27:48You're not one of us.
00:27:50You're just some dumb girl who had a little bit of money to burn.
00:27:53If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be in this mess.
00:28:05Looks like you're having some trouble.
00:28:07Here.
00:28:08Why don't you let me help you?
00:28:12Ooh, magic!
00:28:15Switch it now, prop boy.
00:28:18You need to end this.
00:28:20Now!
00:28:22You're...
00:28:25You're right.
00:28:28I swore off my old life.
00:28:40But I can't keep running forever.
00:28:47Ladies and gentlemen,
00:28:50are you ready for something extraordinary?
00:28:55No, but first,
00:28:56I'm going to need some help.
00:28:59Bree,
00:29:00could you come here?
00:29:07What is he doing?
00:29:09You've got to be kidding me.
00:29:10This is just sad.
00:29:14Oh.
00:29:17Ah.
00:29:18That's so weird.
00:29:21You all know magic is an illusion.
00:29:24But still,
00:29:25you hold out hope that one day you'll experience something so incredible
00:29:29you can never explain it in a million years.
00:29:32Well, isn't this like life?
00:29:34See, every day you experience your reality through your senses.
00:29:37But what if you couldn't trust your senses?
00:29:42What?
00:29:45Wouldn't your reality then
00:29:48just be an illusion?
00:29:52Don't blink.
00:29:53You'll miss it.
00:30:09That's it?
00:30:11Nothing happened.
00:30:12You're supposed to change the water into wine.
00:30:14Hey,
00:30:15Mr. Kensington.
00:30:16I told you,
00:30:16you shouldn't have put that glorified janitor up
00:30:18to take my place.
00:30:19You should have
00:30:20respected my ranking.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22I think
00:30:23there's something else going on.
00:30:25Now,
00:30:26I apologize,
00:30:26ladies and gentlemen.
00:30:27I can't seem to complete my transformation.
00:30:30I knew it.
00:30:31This theater is mine.
00:30:33Without one final piece of equipment,
00:30:36which would be coming
00:30:37right about
00:30:39now.
00:30:51What's he doing?
00:30:52He's doing such a cake knife?
00:30:54He's going to shatter that glass all over the floor.
00:31:03How?
00:31:13Unbelievable.
00:31:14Amazing.
00:31:22Whoa.
00:31:24That is fast.
00:31:25There you go.
00:31:26Great.
00:31:27My judges.
00:31:29You're a young man.
00:31:30That's incredible.
00:31:34Cake.
00:31:35The lava is a chocolate wine reduction sauce.
00:31:38Very good.
00:31:39I can't believe I'm eating cake.
00:31:41The only person I've ever seen do a trick like this was the master of magic.
00:31:47Daniel?
00:31:55How is this possible?
00:32:02Now for the critical moment.
00:32:04Judges,
00:32:04what do you think?
00:32:05Do you know how he did it?
00:32:07I have no idea.
00:32:08Not a clue.
00:32:10And you,
00:32:11Jennifer?
00:32:12I'm completely stumped.
00:32:15Well,
00:32:16in the case of a tie,
00:32:17we turned back to the magicians themselves.
00:32:21Daniel,
00:32:22you said earlier you know how Matthew did his trick.
00:32:25Tell us.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Tell us.
00:32:29He dropped in edible iron fillets.
00:32:34Then a hidden magnetic fan spun the iron,
00:32:37ironizing.
00:32:39Turning the water red,
00:32:41giving it the earthy flavors of a wine.
00:32:45That's
00:32:46correct.
00:32:50Amazing!
00:32:51And Matthew,
00:32:52how did Daniel do his trick?
00:33:00I don't know.
00:33:02And with that,
00:33:03Daniel wins our first round.
00:33:11You did it!
00:33:14With your help,
00:33:18I need a knife.
00:33:20Let's give him cake.
00:33:23Well done,
00:33:25young man.
00:33:26The only other magician
00:33:28that could have accomplished
00:33:29that transformation
00:33:30was the master of magic.
00:33:35No!
00:33:36No!
00:33:36He didn't transform anything!
00:33:38He didn't even teleport!
00:33:39He must have cheated.
00:33:41There's no way
00:33:41an untrained worker
00:33:43has that much level of skill!
00:33:44Exactly!
00:33:45Can you probably
00:33:46blackmail the judges or something?
00:33:49How could you let him beat you?
00:33:51You embarrassed us
00:33:52with your performance!
00:33:53How was I supposed to know
00:33:54he was going to do that
00:33:54with the cup
00:33:55and teleport to the judges?
00:33:56Who is that guy?
00:34:01It doesn't matter.
00:34:03Get out of my face.
00:34:04It's time for the real
00:34:05magicians to get to work.
00:34:07You think you've won?
00:34:11You haven't won shit!
00:34:13It's time to bring out
00:34:14my A-team.
00:34:20Kate Barlow!
00:34:29Miss Barlow,
00:34:31thank you for joining us.
00:34:33That's...
00:34:34That's Kate Barlow.
00:34:35She's the FISM
00:34:36world champion
00:34:37in parlor magic
00:34:38and an actual
00:34:39six-star magician.
00:34:40All right.
00:34:42Who's ready for the headliner?
00:34:46Second round is
00:34:47quick change magic.
00:34:49That's Sophie's specialty.
00:34:50You had your little fun
00:34:51in the first round,
00:34:52but now
00:34:52watch an actual pro.
00:34:55A real magician
00:34:56doesn't need to bribe the judges
00:34:57or cause some
00:34:58fake amateur distractions.
00:35:00A real magician
00:35:01doesn't need to
00:35:02because she
00:35:03has hard-earned skills.
00:35:05Now.
00:35:07Yeah!
00:35:08Get him, Sophie!
00:35:10Always nice to see
00:35:10a fellow female on stage.
00:35:12Too bad I'm gonna crush you.
00:35:13Oh.
00:35:14You think so?
00:35:16Your rank is impressive,
00:35:18but it doesn't scare me.
00:35:19Oh, you think I
00:35:20brought in Miss Barlow
00:35:21just for her rank?
00:35:23You didn't?
00:35:25I brought in Kate Barlow
00:35:26because she was the
00:35:28protege
00:35:28of the master of magic.
00:35:32He taught me
00:35:33everything he knows.
00:35:35Funny.
00:35:35I don't remember
00:35:36training her.
00:35:38You were trained
00:35:40by the master of magic?
00:35:41She wasn't just
00:35:42trained by him.
00:35:43He realized
00:35:44that she was better
00:35:45than him.
00:35:46That's why he
00:35:46disappeared.
00:35:48That can't be true, right?
00:35:49Richard wouldn't dare
00:35:51make a claim like that
00:35:52if it wasn't true.
00:35:54So what you're saying
00:35:54is that we have to compete
00:35:55against somebody
00:35:56who's better
00:35:57than the master of magic?
00:35:59So what?
00:36:00I'll still destroy you.
00:36:01Sophie,
00:36:02shut up.
00:36:03Bob!
00:36:04Miss Barlow,
00:36:06it is an honor
00:36:08to compete
00:36:08with a magician
00:36:10of your caliber.
00:36:12I wish I could say
00:36:13the same,
00:36:14but honestly,
00:36:15it's an insult
00:36:16you're even trying
00:36:18to compete.
00:36:19So why are you here?
00:36:21To shatter my teacher's
00:36:23old records
00:36:24and publicly declare
00:36:25myself the new
00:36:27master of magic.
00:36:33Ladies and gentlemen,
00:36:35this next act
00:36:36is even harder
00:36:37than our first.
00:36:38It is all about
00:36:39quick change magic,
00:36:40transforming outfits
00:36:42as many times as possible
00:36:43in 30 seconds.
00:36:45The world record
00:36:46is 17 changes
00:36:48held by the master
00:36:50of magic.
00:36:56Do you think
00:36:57you can beat that?
00:36:58That's a change
00:36:58every two seconds.
00:37:00There's no way
00:37:00you can beat that.
00:37:01I could beat that
00:37:02in my sleep.
00:37:07Hell,
00:37:07there's not a magic technique
00:37:08in the world
00:37:09that would make
00:37:09that trick possible.
00:37:10Only the master of magic
00:37:12would be able to do that.
00:37:13I know every one
00:37:14of his secrets.
00:37:16Are you saying
00:37:17you're going to break
00:37:17the master of magic's
00:37:19record?
00:37:20Who here would like
00:37:22to see me break
00:37:22the record?
00:37:25Then start the music.
00:37:39One, two,
00:37:40right there's three,
00:37:41standard.
00:37:43Oh, my God.
00:37:44Her pace.
00:37:44How is she doing?
00:37:48She's about to break
00:37:49the record?
00:37:49You're about to break
00:37:50the record?
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:52This is unreal.
00:37:53This is history.
00:37:57That is 18 changes.
00:37:59Ladies and gentlemen,
00:38:00we have a new world record
00:38:01and possibly
00:38:02a new master of magic.
00:38:06I can't believe
00:38:07she just did that.
00:38:08I've never seen
00:38:09anything like it.
00:38:10The concentration,
00:38:11the skill needed
00:38:12to do something like that.
00:38:14She had to learn it
00:38:15from the master of magic.
00:38:16I wouldn't believe it
00:38:18if I hadn't just seen it
00:38:19with my own eyes.
00:38:20For a second there,
00:38:21I thought she'd actually
00:38:22figure out my technique.
00:38:23But no,
00:38:24she's a fraud like the rest.
00:38:26Sophie,
00:38:27you can beat that, right?
00:38:29I can only manage
00:38:30nine or ten changes,
00:38:31but not 18.
00:38:35Well,
00:38:36are you even going
00:38:37to attempt to compete?
00:38:38Or do you just want
00:38:39to give me the theater now?
00:38:43No one can do that.
00:38:44We should just give up.
00:38:46Come on, Sophie.
00:38:47There has to be some chance.
00:38:48Okay, you don't know
00:38:49what you're talking about.
00:38:50I can't do that.
00:38:52No one can do that.
00:38:54You're just a dumb girl
00:38:55with money
00:38:55who tried to get into magic,
00:38:56but you don't know
00:38:57anything about magic.
00:38:59Can't you put that guy
00:38:59on stage for Pete's sake?
00:39:01Are you going to come out here
00:39:02and embarrass yourselves?
00:39:03Or can I get ready
00:39:04for my first photo shoot
00:39:06as the new master of magic?
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:10One of you
00:39:11at least has to try.
00:39:13I can't lose this contract.
00:39:14I have children
00:39:15that are my responsibility
00:39:16and they will starve.
00:39:18Sophie?
00:39:20Eugene?
00:39:21Xavier?
00:39:23If I had my hand,
00:39:25I would try,
00:39:26but I don't even think
00:39:28I would stand a chance.
00:39:29Well, well.
00:39:30Looks like I won.
00:39:32Sir,
00:39:34are you hiring?
00:39:37Really?
00:39:38You're going to betray
00:39:38your boss right in front of him?
00:39:40Might as well.
00:39:41We can't go down
00:39:42with a sinking ship of losers.
00:39:44Sorry, Samuel.
00:39:45You should not put your faith
00:39:46in a stupid girl
00:39:47who doesn't understand
00:39:47the first thing about magic.
00:39:49It's over.
00:39:50The theater is mine!
00:39:53I failed them.
00:39:55I failed the orphanage.
00:39:59Might as well go with them, Daniel.
00:40:02Hey, watch.
00:40:03Where are you going?
00:40:06What is he doing?
00:40:10We still have a shot.
00:40:12I'm going to take it.
00:40:13Daniel, stop.
00:40:14You can't just go out there
00:40:15and embarrass yourself.
00:40:15I won't let you.
00:40:16Great.
00:40:17Do you trust me?
00:40:22And with the Kensington team
00:40:24giving up,
00:40:24the winners are...
00:40:26Wait.
00:40:30The Kensington team sold you
00:40:31to do their quick change act.
00:40:34That's adorable.
00:40:36Do you even know
00:40:36what a quick change act is,
00:40:38prop boy?
00:40:39I'll manage.
00:40:41Really, Samuel,
00:40:42you're sending out
00:40:43the help again?
00:40:44This loser has no chance
00:40:45of beating Kate.
00:40:46Sir, we tried to warn him,
00:40:48but Samuel just wouldn't.
00:40:50Listen.
00:40:50This worker conned him
00:40:52just like he conned
00:40:53the judges in the last round.
00:40:54Hey, that's not true.
00:40:55The only reason why he's here
00:40:56is because Bree has
00:40:57a little crush on him.
00:40:58That's enough.
00:40:58Ooh, is that what's going on?
00:41:01The producer's amateur boyfriend
00:41:03is trying to save the show.
00:41:05That's really cute.
00:41:06I said that's enough.
00:41:08Daniel, are you ready?
00:41:11Your time starts...
00:41:16now.
00:41:27We're waiting.
00:41:29Look at all these quick changes.
00:41:31He's going so fast,
00:41:32I can't keep track of them.
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:34What's he doing?
00:41:35Is he even doing magic?
00:41:37Hey, honey.
00:41:38It doesn't look like
00:41:39magic's your thing,
00:41:40but I'm always hiring boys
00:41:42to do my laundry.
00:41:44What are you doing, boy?
00:41:46Just trust him.
00:41:48He has it under control.
00:41:49Are you kidding me?
00:41:50If he has it under control,
00:41:52I'm freaking Merlin himself.
00:41:54Hey, Bree,
00:41:55you might want to turn around
00:41:56for this one, okay?
00:41:57Your boyfriend is about
00:41:58to reveal himself
00:41:59for the fraud
00:42:00that he truly is.
00:42:01Okay, seriously,
00:42:02get off the stage.
00:42:03You look like a fucking ass.
00:42:05Yo, buddy,
00:42:06you're not getting 18, bro.
00:42:08Knock it out.
00:42:09Daniel, what are you doing?
00:42:11Are you happy?
00:42:12You've embarrassed yourself
00:42:13and wasted my precious time.
00:42:21Time.
00:42:22Time is a funny thing, isn't it?
00:42:25See, we always complain
00:42:26that time goes by too fast,
00:42:28but in moments like these,
00:42:29it's like time stands still.
00:42:36Your technique wasn't bad.
00:42:38It just wasn't
00:42:39the master of magic's technique.
00:42:43This is.
00:42:46What's he gonna do?
00:42:48He's right now.
00:42:53I'm blank.
00:43:04Congratulations.
00:43:05One change in 30 seconds.
00:43:07I win.
00:43:08But you can't call that a competition.
00:43:10What a waste of time.
00:43:12Sophie at least
00:43:12would have had a chance.
00:43:13Well, I think we know
00:43:14who won this contest.
00:43:17Are you sure about that?
00:43:35How did he do that?
00:43:4077, 78.
00:43:51Ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:52we have 78 changes.
00:43:54I can't believe it.
00:43:56It's not possible.
00:43:57It's impossible.
00:44:00It's impossible for mere mortals,
00:44:03but not for the master of magic.
00:44:06Wait.
00:44:07Is he the real master of magic?
00:44:11The misdirect you used.
00:44:14Showmanship.
00:44:15The transformation
00:44:16on a massive scale.
00:44:19Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:20you have just witnessed
00:44:21the return of a legend
00:44:22because this man
00:44:23is the master of magic.
00:44:32I knew it.
00:44:33I knew it.
00:44:35Oh, cause.
00:44:38I just made an axe of myself
00:44:41in front of the real
00:44:42master of magic.
00:44:44Without question,
00:44:46I believe I speak
00:44:47for all three judges
00:44:48to declare that
00:44:49Daniel is the winner
00:44:51of this competition.
00:44:52Ladies and gentlemen,
00:44:53you heard it.
00:44:54Daniel wins the competition.
00:44:58Daniel!
00:44:59Daniel!
00:45:00Daniel!
00:45:01Daniel!
00:45:03Daniel!
00:45:04Daniel!
00:45:05Daniel!
00:45:06Please.
00:45:07Please forgive me.
00:45:08I was just so inspired
00:45:09by your example growing up
00:45:11that I feel as if you've been
00:45:12with me every step of the way.
00:45:14How dare you lie to me?
00:45:15You swore to me
00:45:16you learned everything from him.
00:45:17You're nothing but a fraud.
00:45:19Get out of here!
00:45:24I've spent the last six years
00:45:26looking for you.
00:45:27I'd almost given up hope
00:45:28I'd ever find the master of magic.
00:45:30Because I know that before
00:45:32you were the master of magic
00:45:33you were a world-class cat burglar.
00:45:40Tonight
00:45:40the Diamond Nebula Casino
00:45:43will have its biggest influx
00:45:44of cash in over a year.
00:45:45I'm pulling together
00:45:46an organization to take it.
00:45:48I'm talking hundreds
00:45:49of millions of dollars.
00:45:51You'd make more in one night
00:45:53than a lifetime
00:45:54performing on this stage.
00:45:55Here.
00:45:58Down payment
00:45:59to show you I'm serious.
00:46:01So what do you say?
00:46:03Ready to make some real money?
00:46:07I won both rounds
00:46:08to competition, didn't I?
00:46:10Well, yes.
00:46:13Then Mr. Kensington
00:46:14gets to keep his theater.
00:46:15That was the deal.
00:46:17Right.
00:46:18Of course.
00:46:19But what do you think
00:46:20of my offer?
00:46:22What do I think
00:46:22of your offer?
00:46:30Why don't you get out of here
00:46:31before I conjure a horse
00:46:33out of your ass?
00:46:33Ah!
00:46:37That was so good!
00:46:42Wow!
00:46:43Everybody!
00:46:44Give it up
00:46:45for the master of magic!
00:46:47Wow!
00:46:50You know, Daniel
00:46:51when I first saw you
00:46:53I knew that you were special.
00:46:54Yeah, of course.
00:46:56I mean, even an idiot
00:46:57could see
00:46:58that he was the master of magic.
00:47:00And honestly,
00:47:01I just feel
00:47:03so honored
00:47:04to be standing
00:47:05in the same room
00:47:06as you right now.
00:47:07Wow!
00:47:10You guys are acting
00:47:11like you had us back
00:47:11this whole time.
00:47:12After all the abuse
00:47:14you heaped on him earlier?
00:47:15No, we were just joking!
00:47:18Right?
00:47:19Guys?
00:47:21You're gonna stay with us.
00:47:22Right, Daniel?
00:47:23Yeah, of course
00:47:25he's gonna stay with us.
00:47:26We're just, you know,
00:47:28showing him some love.
00:47:29Yeah!
00:47:30The three of you
00:47:31your actions
00:47:32were a disgrace
00:47:34disrespecting
00:47:35the greatest
00:47:35magician of all time.
00:47:38I think
00:47:39Daniel should decide
00:47:40what your punishment is.
00:47:41Punishment?
00:47:42Punishment is a very strong
00:47:43word for him.
00:47:44No, we don't.
00:47:44First of all,
00:47:45I don't like that.
00:47:46You know,
00:47:48I do think
00:47:50maybe a little
00:47:51public humiliation
00:47:52will do you
00:47:53three some good.
00:48:01I know, I see it!
00:48:02That's the most
00:48:03embarrassing thing
00:48:03I've ever seen!
00:48:05Disgusting!
00:48:14So, you're really him.
00:48:18Master of magic.
00:48:19I don't feel I
00:48:22am worthy to be
00:48:23on the same stage
00:48:24as you.
00:48:25If, um,
00:48:26you want to stay,
00:48:28I gladly open for you
00:48:29and give you
00:48:30the marquee performance.
00:48:32But, uh,
00:48:33whether you
00:48:34stay or leave,
00:48:35it's,
00:48:35well,
00:48:36it's completely
00:48:37your decision.
00:48:39So, what do you say?
00:48:43If you knew how
00:48:44I'd let Eric die,
00:48:45you'd hate me.
00:48:48I'm not the
00:48:49master of magic.
00:48:50That may be true,
00:48:53but nobody else
00:48:55could ever do
00:48:56what you did up here.
00:49:01Daniel!
00:49:03Daniel!
00:49:04Daniel!
00:49:06Daniel!
00:49:07Daniel!
00:49:08Daniel!
00:49:09Daniel!
00:49:10That bracelet.
00:49:13Could Daniel
00:49:14be Eric's brother?
00:49:27Hey.
00:49:29All this time
00:49:30and I didn't
00:49:30recognize you.
00:49:32Daniel Angier.
00:49:33And you're
00:49:34still the same.
00:49:35The older brother
00:49:36looking out
00:49:36for the smaller kid.
00:49:38Anytime Eric
00:49:39got hurt,
00:49:40he'd come running.
00:49:42What I mattered
00:49:43the most,
00:49:44I let him down.
00:49:50Eric knew
00:49:51what he was doing.
00:49:53And he was
00:49:54so proud of you.
00:49:55The only time
00:49:56you let him down
00:49:57is when you
00:49:58stopped being
00:49:58the master of magic.
00:50:00What?
00:50:01Eric believed
00:50:02didn't you
00:50:03didn't you
00:50:04and your gifts.
00:50:05Don't let
00:50:06your guilt
00:50:06take that away.
00:50:08You're still
00:50:08the master of magic.
00:50:11You just have
00:50:11to claim it.
00:50:19Where'd he go?
00:50:20Daniel!
00:50:21Daniel!
00:50:21We want an interview!
00:50:23In here.
00:50:34I could have
00:50:34sworn he went
00:50:35this way.
00:50:35He's got to be
00:50:35here somewhere.
00:50:45You're
00:50:45friends.
00:50:47Ah,
00:50:47well that
00:50:48sounds
00:50:49awful.
00:50:50I can't
00:50:50I can't
00:51:19see.
00:51:26You know, Eric told me to find you.
00:51:32Well, you knew we'd be good together.
00:51:38So, are you ready to call yourself the master of magic again?
00:51:56This looks way worse than when we were kids.
00:51:59No, you see why I was so desperate to get the money.
00:52:16What happened to this orphanage?
00:52:19Good business.
00:52:20That's what happened.
00:52:29This is Barry Carnegie.
00:52:31He owns the orphanage.
00:52:32You're supposed to be in jail.
00:52:34Ah, so you recognize me.
00:52:36Silly boy.
00:52:38Jail and laws are only for the poor.
00:52:41I was out in two years.
00:52:42And I've already taken back my casino.
00:52:45As well as this place.
00:52:47It's mine.
00:52:48I bought it.
00:52:49And I've been using it for child labor to squeeze every dime out of it and funnel it into my
00:52:54casino.
00:52:55You're a monster.
00:52:56Nah.
00:52:57If I'm such a monster, why don't you buy the orphanage from me, huh?
00:53:00Oh, you can't.
00:53:02Because you're poor and pathetic.
00:53:05See this watch?
00:53:06Gosh, this is worth more than the whole place.
00:53:09So, you either give me the money for the orphanage, or you get the fuck out.
00:53:15I'm going to get it.
00:53:16I'm going to get it.
00:53:16I'm going to get it.
00:53:16Well, babe, you better get all of it to me by noon tomorrow.
00:53:20Because that's when the dozers start up.
00:53:22I'm going to tear this place apart from my new casino.
00:53:26But you can't be serious.
00:53:29What about the children?
00:53:31Miss Anderson.
00:53:32Miss Anderson.
00:53:32What's he talking about?
00:53:34Are we going to lose our home?
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:36You are.
00:53:38But, listen.
00:53:41You can stay in my hotel.
00:53:43Ten grand a night.
00:53:45You got that kind of money, kid?
00:53:48I didn't think so.
00:53:51Let's go.
00:53:53You want millions for this place.
00:53:56I mean, how am I going to get that kind of money by tomorrow at noon?
00:54:02You'll have your money.
00:54:04Oh, yeah.
00:54:07Where are you going to get it?
00:54:09Tonight, the Diamond Nebula Casino will have its biggest influx of cash in over a year.
00:54:15I'm talking hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:54:18I'm going to rob your casino.
00:54:43I'm going to pull off this heist and save the orphanage in your memory, Eric.
00:54:50Oh, I see Richard got the three links to try to steal the money of top burglars in the world.
00:54:55Lily, system logistics and camera espionage.
00:55:02Alisa, who cracked the Kremlin's most secure vault three times.
00:55:07Anna Vita, who can seduce anyone with a pulse.
00:55:13They're good.
00:55:15Almost as good as me.
00:55:17Fortunately, I can use that to my advantage.
00:55:29So I gather you three are here to rob the Diamond Nebula vaults as well.
00:55:39I'm just who you think you are, idiot man with a dead fish.
00:55:43And tell her why she shouldn't gut you right now like a mule deer.
00:55:46Maybe we should play with this little man for a little bit.
00:55:48And then snip his man hood off.
00:55:52We don't need a knife.
00:55:53I'm sure a pair of tweezers would be being up.
00:55:58Ladies, please, let's make a deal.
00:56:07See if I can help you, I take a share of it.
00:56:10If I can't, I take nothing.
00:56:20How did he do that?
00:56:22Well, this is Vegas.
00:56:24He's probably just some lucky trickster.
00:56:27Give us a moment.
00:56:31Is nobody here?
00:56:33Maybe he could be our father.
00:56:35Mmm, I like it.
00:56:36He's clearly in nobody's hands.
00:56:38It's not like he's a pro and we'd see it come in.
00:56:40We could double-cross him easy.
00:56:44All right.
00:56:45We'll let you help us.
00:56:46And we'll even let you in all the cash.
00:56:50But you have to prove yourself first.
00:56:55I'm listening.
00:56:58You see that cart over there, little boy?
00:57:01Clear it out.
00:57:02Bring us the chips.
00:57:03You have five minutes.
00:57:05Do that, and we will know that you can be a part of this heist.
00:57:09Look at him.
00:57:10This man-child doesn't know the first thing about picking a pocket.
00:57:14First, you're going to need a key.
00:57:15And you got that.
00:57:17A key.
00:57:18And then...
00:57:20Am I on to writing this down?
00:57:22Honey, you should give up now.
00:57:25You're a little house kitten dealing with apex predators.
00:57:32Okay.
00:57:35He is stupider than I thought.
00:57:37He's going in the wrong direction.
00:57:39Completely unaware of his environment.
00:57:41Hopeless.
00:57:42This whole thing is a waste of time.
00:57:44Let's just get rid of him.
00:57:48Is he getting a drink during a haste?
00:57:50Oh, I'm so nervous.
00:57:52I need a drink of water.
00:57:53He's only going to slow us down.
00:57:55Look at him.
00:58:01Oh!
00:58:01Are you serious?
00:58:02Jesus Christ.
00:58:03I am a klutz and a half.
00:58:07I am so sorry.
00:58:07Here, let me just...
00:58:08Let me help you just wipe.
00:58:09No, no.
00:58:10Get off of me, man.
00:58:11Piece of garbage.
00:58:12Sorry.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:13Garbage.
00:58:14Just...
00:58:15He tried a little bump and snatch.
00:58:18He could grab the key.
00:58:19He's a little failure.
00:58:21I have seen enough.
00:58:27You had your shot and you blew it.
00:58:29Like the same thief you are.
00:58:32Now you can go.
00:58:33You blew your chance to work with the best in the world, guy.
00:58:37Best in the world, huh?
00:58:40Well, then maybe you can tell me how I did this.
00:58:55Impossible.
00:58:56He never even opens a chip cart.
00:58:58Who is this guy?
00:59:00Could he be the one playing us?
00:59:02How...
00:59:03How did he do that?
00:59:05Is this enough proof for you?
00:59:08Ladies...
00:59:10Those chips did not come from the cart.
00:59:12No one is that girl.
00:59:14He probably already had him on his sleeve.
00:59:17That makes sense.
00:59:18He's treating this like some little magic show.
00:59:21If he's clearly an amateur, which is good.
00:59:23He wouldn't want to double-cross the bra.
00:59:25He's the perfect dumb taxi.
00:59:28Alright.
00:59:30We'll let you help us.
00:59:31But don't get in our way.
00:59:35Deal.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39Let's get back to the plan, shall we?
00:59:41Cuatro, cinco, seis.
00:59:43I count six guards at the vault.
00:59:45All six Slovakian mercenaries.
00:59:48Sworn to protect that vault with their lives.
00:59:51This is child's play.
00:59:53Easier than roping a legless mule.
00:59:55So, it's time for a distraction.
00:59:58When I walk past those guards, they won't be able to take their eyes off me.
01:00:03Your plan is broken.
01:00:07What did you just say?
01:00:09I said your plan is broken.
01:00:11Do you realize how ignorant you sound?
01:00:14Evita seduced presidents, kings, CEOs, bishops,
01:00:18and that perfume that she just sprayed on has a pheromone that completely takes over the male brain.
01:00:28That's what I thought.
01:00:30Finally, something makes it to that Neanderthal scholar war.
01:00:33Now shut up and watch a professional look.
01:00:37Look, idiot.
01:00:38Watch her sway.
01:00:43It is already starting to hurt.
01:00:55The last conquest was the richest man in South America.
01:00:59She took him for all he was worth.
01:01:01And before then, the hypnotic monocle.
01:01:05So, how exactly is her plan broken?
01:01:08You'll see for yourself in three, two.
01:01:13Oh, my God.
01:01:14I just wanted that.
01:01:15Oh, my God.
01:01:17Oh, my God.
01:01:22Oh, that scent.
01:01:24I get the disease.
01:01:25Halt!
01:01:28Halt!
01:01:29Get back to your post.
01:01:30What are you doing?
01:01:33Dammit.
01:01:34The perfume does not work on Dammit.
01:01:35It's fine.
01:01:36I almost got them away from the vault.
01:01:38And that stupid captain means I will try again any real work.
01:01:42They do not have time.
01:01:43We need a new destruction now.
01:01:48What?
01:01:49What's in him?
01:01:50When he goes to distract the guards, they will catch him.
01:01:52We'll kill two guards with one stone.
01:01:57You go.
01:02:00Ay, ay, ay.
01:02:01These vortex on our beach can even try to be sneaky.
01:02:03I mean, just look at how he walked right up to us earlier.
01:02:06Exactly.
01:02:06He'll get arrested and that will be the big disruption that we need.
01:02:10This snotty-nosed cult really thinks he's getting a payday tonight.
01:02:14I almost feel sorry for him.
01:02:22Is he blind as well as stupid?
01:02:24He's walking right past the guards.
01:02:28Maybe he's leaving.
01:02:29Realizing it looks too hard for him.
01:02:34Is he going to gamble now?
01:02:36Is he serious?
01:02:37My priceless, one-of-a-kind two-faced trick coin.
01:02:41It's hard to let go.
01:02:42But to save the orphans,
01:02:45I'd do anything.
01:02:46He's not even using Zindu slot machines.
01:02:49He's gambling with the old ones.
01:02:51How is he going to be a distraction?
01:02:52Huh? How?
01:02:55This is ridiculous. We have to go in.
01:02:57He can't even distract the guards.
01:02:58He's not even smart enough to be a ball guard.
01:03:00My bedroom is ready.
01:03:01I'm going back.
01:03:02No, babe.
01:03:05I want to see him fail.
01:03:08Then, he will go.
01:03:22No way.
01:03:26Oh my gosh! Amazing! On your first try?
01:03:31Jackpot? How did he do that?
01:03:33Well, he can't. He probably just got lucky.
01:03:35That's not the real distraction.
01:03:47That's not the real distraction.
01:03:49The slot machines are paying out!
01:03:59Code 11. All security personnel to the floor.
01:04:02That's impossible!
01:04:04Why did Sam Hill just happen?
01:04:05Is he more better than any chair?
01:04:07Ladies, are we getting played by him?
01:04:15No, probably just more beginners look.
01:04:17Right. When we need him to take the fall, he'll still easily do it.
01:04:22He's going in the vault.
01:04:23He's trying to get the cash before we do.
01:04:31Same vault I broke into six years ago.
01:04:33To steal the documents that got the owner arrested.
01:04:38Trying to go in without us!
01:04:39Don't think I want that little smokey here to take a piece out of you if you try to double
01:04:43-cross us.
01:04:44Did your parents ever teach you not to play with those things?
01:04:50Hot blazes! How did that happen?
01:04:58You were gonna pay for that!
01:05:00Don't worry, it'll wash out.
01:05:02And I couldn't double-cross you if I tried.
01:05:07That's right. We're too good.
01:05:09We are professionals.
01:05:10You are just some nobody who thinks a few magic takes puts you in our league.
01:05:13Oh, whatever.
01:05:14Step aside.
01:05:15We are wasting valuable time.
01:05:17It's time for the professionals to work.
01:05:23Alisa is the best safe-cracker in the world.
01:05:26She's cracked into safes at the Bank of London, the New York Federal Reserve, and Fort Knox all in one
01:05:31week.
01:05:32Can't do that with your little coin trick.
01:05:34Just as I thought.
01:05:35Three lockers, mechanical combination, and a biometric ID reader.
01:05:40No wonder only one thief has ever been able to crack this safe.
01:05:43Yeah. Me.
01:05:45Fortunately, that one thief was me six years ago.
01:05:51Is she really trying to take credit for my heist?
01:06:03One down. Three to go.
01:06:10Intruder alert. False entry detected. Notifying authorities in 20 seconds.
01:06:15Meep, meep.
01:06:16Alisa, you triggered the door alarm.
01:06:17We have to make it stop.
01:06:18Just give me a minute.
01:06:19We don't have a minute.
01:06:20How did you disarm it last time?
01:06:22Because it was you who cracked the safe, right?
01:06:24Somebody shuts him off.
01:06:26Eleven.
01:06:27Well, I'm just saying, you've taught us before, so...
01:06:30Stop bothering her with your questions and just stand in the corner like a good little boy.
01:06:34Five.
01:06:35Four.
01:06:37Three.
01:06:38Two.
01:06:41Three.
01:06:42Two.
01:06:45Intruder alert cancelled.
01:06:48Got it!
01:06:50Sure you did.
01:06:52How was I supposed to know the interior had been modified to lock like an IBV International Vault?
01:06:57You should have stolen the Vault's blueprints beforehand.
01:07:00Like I did.
01:07:02Give me another second.
01:07:03Ladies, we don't have another second.
01:07:05Hold on.
01:07:07I'll give it a shot.
01:07:09You don't really think you can be faster than me.
01:07:11I am the one who cracks the safe, not you.
01:07:14Stop distracting her. This is a job for the pros.
01:07:17Alisa, you got this.
01:07:18No, she doesn't.
01:07:19What are you talking about?
01:07:21She won't get it open.
01:07:22The place where she's drilling, it won't work.
01:07:23You do not know what you're talking about.
01:07:25You are nothing and you are a nobody.
01:07:32Hmm.
01:07:33Got it.
01:07:35She won't get it open.
01:07:37Go back to shoplifting, you child.
01:07:42What is it?
01:07:43What's wrong?
01:07:46It's hollow.
01:07:48The locking mechanism must be in a different part of the door.
01:07:51Look, the guard's almost here. I can help.
01:07:53I'm fine. Idiot. I've almost found it.
01:07:55Alisa.
01:07:57What?
01:07:59Maybe we should give him a shot.
01:08:01And if he can't open it, then we will tackle him
01:08:04and then say that we stopped him from robbing the casino.
01:08:10Hold yours.
01:08:11Try not to screw up, but I already started.
01:08:13Don't worry.
01:08:15We'll be inside the vault in a matter of seconds.
01:08:22What the hell are you doing?
01:08:24Is this idiot trying to pray his way into the vault?
01:08:27He's drunk.
01:08:28He's been drunk the whole time.
01:08:30We're just seeing it now.
01:08:31Well, if he'd stop talking and listen,
01:08:33you'd hear the magnets sliding around inside.
01:08:35All security personnel, we have a computer code 9 at the vault.
01:08:40Thumbs up.
01:08:41Tickle him.
01:08:45Now for the magic words.
01:08:50Open sesame.
01:08:51Open sesame.
01:09:00How the hell?
01:09:01Impossible.
01:09:02Who are you?
01:09:04Are we in the overhead?
01:09:05Ladies, I suggest we get in.
01:09:16What the fuck?
01:09:20God damn.
01:09:22There's got to be near a billion in here.
01:09:24I am taking a decade-long spot trip.
01:09:26I am finally going to buy the mention of the Kispian Sea.
01:09:38Bingo.
01:09:42Just what do you think you're doing?
01:09:45Just taking my share.
01:09:48You think you are so smart.
01:09:50Did you really think we were going to let you walk out of here with some money?
01:09:56We played you the entire time.
01:09:58And you didn't even notice.
01:10:00You see those cameras?
01:10:02They've been recording us the entire time.
01:10:05Except I put a bug in them to remove all of us from the recording.
01:10:08All of us.
01:10:10Except for you.
01:10:11You really thought you could hang with the three links?
01:10:14You were just our fault, right?
01:10:15That is what happens when you try to run this city, girls.
01:10:19Enjoy prison.
01:10:21Mr. Kim, we got it.
01:10:23It's safe for you to come in.
01:10:28Whoa.
01:10:29This is more than I even thought.
01:10:32Barry is so paranoid he put all his valuables in here.
01:10:35Come on, ladies.
01:10:36We can't stand around.
01:10:37Pack up.
01:10:39Who's this?
01:10:40Oh, no one.
01:10:41A pathetic poser is too dumb to realize we're taking advantage of him.
01:10:45We had him take the fall.
01:10:46He was easy.
01:10:47Almost a little too easy.
01:10:49It's like he wanted us to set him up.
01:10:52Sorry, buddy.
01:10:53But you shouldn't have tried to swim with the sharks.
01:10:56I'll remember that next time.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01Wait, I know that voice.
01:11:03Who...
01:11:05Who are you?
01:11:07You know exactly who I am.
01:11:12You stupid broads!
01:11:14Do you have any idea who you messed with?
01:11:16A wannabe petty thief.
01:11:17Yeah, calm down, Mr. Kim.
01:11:19He is a nobody.
01:11:20He's...
01:11:21He's not a nobody.
01:11:23He's...
01:11:23Richard, tranquilo.
01:11:24He's just our patsy.
01:11:26We had him in our web the entire time.
01:11:28He wasn't in your web.
01:11:29You were in his.
01:11:31You fools!
01:11:33Please...
01:11:34Please don't do this.
01:11:35Let us go.
01:11:36Relax, Richard.
01:11:38I can do anything crazy like...
01:11:40reactivate the alarms.
01:11:42Oh, thank you.
01:11:44Because I already have.
01:11:48What?
01:11:54What kind of idiots are you?
01:11:56And what kind of idiots are you all?
01:11:59You think you can just waltz in here?
01:12:01Steal my stash?
01:12:03No.
01:12:04Not here.
01:12:05Not on my turf.
01:12:08Oh, Jesus.
01:12:10The three links, huh?
01:12:12KGB, Annie Oakley, and Penelope Cruz.
01:12:16The world's best cat burglars.
01:12:19My pink ass.
01:12:21Oh, God.
01:12:21And that's Richard Kim, isn't it?
01:12:23The geriatric hutster from the Cretaceous period.
01:12:27Trying to de-extinct your career after that deplorable magic competition.
01:12:33And you.
01:12:35That mask.
01:12:38I know you.
01:12:39You're the son of a bitch that got me put away for two years.
01:12:44Well, too bad it didn't stick, huh?
01:12:46But as I recall, I did kill your brother.
01:12:50I put him down like a dog.
01:12:53I should have put you down that night, too.
01:12:56Tell you what.
01:12:57We're gonna finish that job.
01:12:59Right now.
01:13:00Ow.
01:13:06Well, I knew it.
01:13:08You never did quite perfect that trick, did you?
01:13:16That's not my blood.
01:13:23You're probably thinking, I didn't see how he did that.
01:13:27And you know why he didn't?
01:13:30He blinked.
01:13:31Get him!
01:13:35Sweet.
01:13:35You guys brought flowers.
01:13:53Freeze!
01:14:00That's enough.
01:14:08What?
01:14:09How did you do that?
01:14:11Lassoed like a bunch of hogs before getting butchered for a pit roast.
01:14:15What the hell happened?
01:14:17Why am I tied up?
01:14:18Because the real police are on their way and I want to make their job easier on them.
01:14:22Oh, and don't worry.
01:14:23It's just a flesh wound.
01:14:24I'm sure you'll go on to live many years in prison.
01:14:27Why would I go to prison?
01:14:29You're the thief.
01:14:30You're stealing from me.
01:14:32It's because you've been using your casino as one big cover as the biggest drug ring in the United States.
01:14:39Not even your billions can get you out of this.
01:14:42Who the hell are you?
01:14:47I'm the master of magic, you motherfucker.
01:14:51No!
01:14:52No!
01:14:53No!
01:14:54It's out of here!
01:15:07We did it, Eric.
01:15:08Untraceable Bitcoin cryptocurrency.
01:15:11Enough to pay off the loans from the orphanage and put those kids through college.
01:15:15We did it.
01:15:22And the kids just love all the colors in the stained glass windows.
01:15:27And the library.
01:15:29We get brand new books every day.
01:15:33I still can't understand how you found the money to pay off all those loans.
01:15:37You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
01:15:42Mommy!
01:15:43Mommy!
01:15:43Daddy!
01:15:44Let's get ice cream before the show!
01:15:46Yeah!
01:15:47Ice cream!
01:15:47You read my mind.
01:15:48You're like a little magician.
01:15:50Okay, I guess we'll see you next week.
01:15:52Always looking forward to it.
01:15:53Let's go get that ice cream.
01:16:01Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the newest member of the Angier Magic Team.
01:16:09The one.
01:16:10The only.
01:16:12Mistress of magic herself.
01:16:18Charity Angier!
01:16:20Thank you!
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