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مسلسل The Lovers مترجم - Episode 1
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00:26It's 7 a.m.
00:28I wake after having had, on average, 7 hours and 41 minutes sleep.
00:34I have analyzed my sleep over the years and found this is the perfect amount for me.
00:43I often go to Hyde Park, take off my shoes and stare at the sun for 20 minutes.
00:48Being barefoot grounds me and I receive electrons from the earth.
00:52I sunstare because the UV rays are a constant in my eyes the first hour after sunrise and it resets
00:58my circadian rhythms.
01:028.30.
01:04Now my human charger, a device that shines light into my ear and gives me energy.
01:09Big day tonight?
01:11Yep.
01:19At some point between meetings, I try to have a shot of activated charcoal.
01:24They settle at a threat now.
01:25We're sold less than Britain.
01:29I love to show Jameis.
01:31Jameis!
01:32Hey you.
01:33Jameis!
01:34I just wanted to say quick hello.
01:35Oh yeah!
01:36Sure, let's do this.
01:37Okay.
01:38Here we go.
01:40Smile.
01:41Have a good day you.
01:43Jameis?
01:43Hey buddy.
01:44There's lots more.
01:45Sorry.
01:46Bye.
01:46Okay.
01:47I've got the production set.
01:48Cheers.
01:48We've got to have it out by first.
01:50I mean come on.
01:51Jameis!
01:53Jameis!
01:53Jameis!
01:55How are ya?
01:58Jameis!
01:59Jameis!
02:01Jameis!
02:01Jameis!
02:02Jameis!
02:02Jameis!
02:03Have you two already met?
02:05Sort of.
02:06I'm Ndidi.
02:09Your producer?
02:11Oh hi!
02:12God!
02:12No I'm sorry.
02:13I thought you were a...
02:14I thought you were a fan.
02:15Jameis!
02:16No I am a fan.
02:17But I'm also a producer.
02:19Jameis!
02:20Jameis!
02:20I feel like a dick.
02:21Jameis!
02:23Jameis!
02:26Jameis!
02:27Jameis!
02:27Jameis!
02:27Jameis!
02:27Right, come on.
02:28Yeah, yeah.
02:29So that's it so far.
02:30Seamus O'Hannigan's TV show.
02:32It's fucking amazing.
02:33So when can I tweet about it?
02:34We're officially announcing at noon.
02:36And there's been a change in location too.
02:39I don't know if your agent's told you.
02:40No.
02:40We're broadcasting from somewhere a bit different from the norm.
02:44It's really exciting.
02:45Somewhere you know very well.
02:46Begins with an I.
02:50Islington!
02:50Woo!
02:51Won't even need a driver.
02:52No, no, no, no.
02:53Ireland.
02:53Northern Ireland.
02:54Belfast to be precise.
02:57Belfast?
02:58We thought you'd be happy.
02:59Isn't that where you're from?
03:02Erm...
03:02Well, my...
03:03My...
03:03My mum was, yeah.
03:04But I...
03:05I haven't been back for years.
03:07Look, I know it's not ideal, but you'd only have to be there one or two days.
03:09We're under pressure to produce more content from outside London.
03:12It's like the Belfast or Cardiff.
03:13We thought with your background...
03:15This is good.
03:16I'm...
03:16No, I'm happy.
03:18Give me a chance to...
03:20Get back in touch with me roots.
03:27Straight out of Belfast and we're bringing the boys.
03:29I got a look on the heat and we're ringing the noise.
03:31In the North, West, South and East.
03:33Reds, Blues, Orange and Greens.
03:34In the Woodvale, Old Park, GCP.
03:36S-Screen and Skulls in the SRD.
03:38It's on the West Poleglass in Twimbrook.
03:40It's now deficit me spinning the wheels.
03:42Ain't no f***ing do what we do at Bomb Bomb and MD.
03:44We're here three half GCP.
03:46Keep our legend on you.
03:54Damaged goods.
03:59Janet.
04:11I'll keep this brief, Janet.
04:12Keep what brief?
04:14What I'm about to say.
04:15What are you about to say?
04:15What I'm about to say if you'll let me speak without interrupting.
04:18Oh, and call this brief.
04:19Stop it.
04:20Stop everything you're doing.
04:21The swearing, the lateness, the stealing.
04:23I don't swear.
04:24You swore at Jason.
04:25He provoked me.
04:26Why what'd he say?
04:27Good morning.
04:28So he said good morning and you said suck a f***ing dick.
04:34Who says good morning anyway?
04:36I mean, what does he think he is?
04:37A f***ing Disney princess?
04:38He's lucky I didn't punch him in the face.
04:40Janet, I do not enjoy firing people, but if you keep going like this...
04:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:43I'll stop it.
04:45I'll stop everything.
04:47Take the rest of the day off.
04:48Come in tomorrow with a new attitude.
04:49I'll do it tonight.
04:53Do what?
04:59How's your mental health these days?
05:02Suck a f***ing dick, Philip.
05:05If you're setting up a truth of the reconciliation commission,
05:09all right now is fraud with difficulties.
05:11Not the least of which is what you find.
05:14Join me, Seamus O'Hannigan,
05:16for a brand new current affairs show broadcasting live from Belfast this Sunday.
05:21This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
05:24We'll be talking to the UK's leading politicians
05:27and asking them the questions you want answered.
05:29So join us this Sunday for This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
05:34With me, Seamus O'Hannigan.
05:37Cut!
05:38It's a bit repetitive, isn't it?
05:39Yeah.
05:40A few too many This Sundays.
05:42Yeah, and too many Seamus O'Hannigans?
05:46Yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:49Yeah, maybe.
05:50Woo!
05:52Hi.
05:54What?
06:06Didi?
06:07Yeah?
06:08Didi?
06:09Yeah?
06:10Uh...
06:10Sorry, thanks.
06:13Are these...
06:14Are these new pages?
06:16I thought you'd missed some important points.
06:18Yeah.
06:19Let's not bring up suicide show.
06:20We don't want to lose our audience in the first week.
06:23Northern Ireland has one of the highest suicide rates in the UK.
06:25I thought we should at least mention it.
06:26Look, I get it.
06:27Didi, you're keen to make a mark.
06:29But hey, I've been doing this a long time, so let me try something.
06:33Okay.
06:37What is unemployment?
06:41Wikipedia defines unemployment as the situation of actively looking for employment whilst not currently being employed.
06:49Like these lads you see standing next to me.
06:54Here in this divided city, still reeling from the collective national trauma of the conflict known as the Troubles.
07:02You can sense the legacy of violence still resting on their young shoulders.
07:09Now, to you or I, they may seem desperate, dangerous, criminal even.
07:15But these young men seek only one thing.
07:21Hope.
07:23Jesus!
07:24Fucking Christ!
07:25Oh, no, well, I won't.
07:25Oh, God!
07:26No, please!
07:27No, stop it!
07:28Just leave it!
07:29Help!
07:29Help!
07:30I'll finish the bill.
07:30Yeah!
07:31Help!
07:31Where are the fucking...
07:32Please get them from the police!
07:35Leave it alone!
07:36Come on, Jack.
07:37Go hold it!
07:40Get off then!
07:41You say this!
07:56I'm sorry, Ace.
07:57Get after it!
07:58Come on!
08:07Yo, Nick, come back!
08:08We're all in a lot of coffee.
08:09I've got to take a shot.
08:31This is brilliant.
08:32You'll stop it!
08:33Oh, my God.
09:16Oh, my God.
09:37Help me!
09:39Help me!
09:41Help me!
09:44Come on!
09:57You saved my life.
10:02You saved mine.
10:04Fucking prick.
10:05I took my phone.
10:06Wait, can I just come in and, um, please, uh, can I call a taxi?
10:10Can the girl not kill herself in peace today?
10:33I'm going to fucking drench.
10:35Fucking all over you.
10:36In the stadiums!
10:40Piraeus, but that's yet more consensus.
10:42We're fighting this battle for...
10:44...started to hot up, but the red team and the blue team are trying to make a profit of their
10:49own.
10:51Hello. Hi.
10:54Um, listen, would you mind if I wait inside?
10:58It's just there's still some rather unsavoury characters out there and...
11:03Do you wanna watch TV?
11:07Yeah.
11:31There's nothing on.
11:37Oh, shit, my phone!
11:50How long does A to B?
11:52Taxi? Um...
11:55Oh, er, about...
11:58...twenty minutes, so...
12:00Not long.
12:01No.
12:03Not long at all.
12:08You hungry?
12:11It's just toast.
12:14I wasn't planning on having dinner tonight.
12:21So, why do you want to kill yourself?
12:24What brings you to Belfast?
12:26Oh, er, I'm, er, presenting a TV series.
12:29You're presenting?
12:30Yes.
12:31A TV series?
12:31Yes.
12:32You're presenting?
12:33Yes.
12:33A TV series?
12:34Yes.
12:36Are you a TV presenter?
12:37Fuck off!
12:38Oh, that was quite sore, actually.
12:39Are you famous?
12:40Er, well, kind of.
12:42Ow!
12:42Stop pissing me, please.
12:45Famous TV presenter.
12:47In my kitchen.
12:49So, do you really not know who I am?
12:51No.
12:53See, I thought you did, you know, the way you were looking at me in the bedroom.
12:56I wasn't looking at you in the bedroom.
12:57Here you are, you were looking at me in the reflection in the mirror.
12:59I don't know what you're talking about.
13:00If anything, you were looking at me.
13:02How would you know I was looking at you unless you were looking at me?
13:06What's your TV show called?
13:07Er, it's called This Sunday with Seamus O'Hannigan.
13:10Who's Seamus O'Hannigan?
13:12Well, I am.
13:13Oh.
13:15What other TV shows have you presented?
13:17Er, well, technically, okay, I came from radio.
13:21So you're not actually a TV presenter?
13:23Well, I mean, you know, I've guest presented things.
13:25I've been a panellist on other shows.
13:27What kind of shows?
13:28Politics Hour.
13:29Have I heard of it?
13:30Politics Today?
13:31Nope.
13:31The Political Notebook?
13:32See, I don't really follow politics.
13:34Oh, that's probably why you haven't heard me, then.
13:35Probably because you're not really famous.
13:37Yeah, but I am quite famous.
13:38You're not famous like Charlotte Crosby or Stacey Solomon.
13:40Who are they?
13:42Geordie Shore.
13:43Who's Geordie Shore?
13:44Oh, no, no, don't worry.
13:44Don't worry.
13:45I'll look them up.
13:46I'll fucking hell my phone.
13:49How do you not know who Stacey Solomon is?
13:52X Factor.
13:52I'm a celebrity.
13:53Celebrity Juice.
13:54Celebrity Gogglebox.
13:55Oh, jeez.
13:56You mean reality TV.
13:58Jesus Christ, no.
13:59I mean, that's just for ignorant morons.
14:00We'd be better off shooting themselves in the fucking face.
14:07No offense.
14:13What about your taxi?
14:17Yeah.
14:28Listen, are you gonna be okay?
14:29Go away.
14:32OK.
14:32Okay.
15:03Oh, shit.
15:06Fuck.
15:07Fuck.
15:07Oh, fuck.
15:08Fuck.
15:09Oh, shit.
15:10Oh.
15:11Oh, fuck!
15:17Fucking hell!
15:18No!
15:21What are you doing here?
15:22I thought you were trying to kill yourself again.
15:25I'm making a bar of chocolate.
15:26What?
15:31Would you mind calling me a taxi?
15:33Again?
15:37Please.
15:42Eh, no, I'll start to head on to try someone else.
16:00I rang every taxi firm in his Belfast.
16:03They're all booked up.
16:03You won't get a cab for ours.
16:05Oh, shit.
16:06Fuck.
16:07Is there no one else you can try?
16:09Look, mate, I'm not doing this all night.
16:10Sorry, yeah.
16:11Okay.
16:12Well, thanks.
16:13I can walk, I suppose.
16:16Thanks for trying.
16:21You're welcome to stay the night.
16:24Oh.
16:25Uh, well.
16:25Obviously, I don't mean-
16:26No, I know.
16:27No, I mean, I'm-
16:28It's just it's late to know something.
16:29I didn't think you meant anything.
16:30Anyway, the offer's there.
16:31I appreciate.
16:32It's not an offer of anything other than a bed.
16:33Right, right, right.
16:34I want to say bed, you know.
16:35I don't mean fucking-
16:36Gotcha.
16:45You can sleep on the sofa.
16:48Thanks.
17:11dentro of the sofa.
17:20Too late,ude.
17:21Oh, no.
17:25He died two months ago.
17:28Is that why you're depressed?
17:30Who said I was depressed?
17:31Oh.
17:32Well, you were trying to...
17:37I'd prefer not to talk about it.
17:38Okay.
17:41It's just, it's good to talk about these things.
17:44You know?
17:46It's good to...
17:48It can be helpful to get them off your chest.
17:51And I'm a very good listener.
17:54Well, actually...
17:55In fact, I once interviewed the former Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams,
18:00and he said...
18:02He said it was the best interviews ever done because I'm such a good listener.
18:09Yeah, it might be good to talk about it, actually.
18:11Yeah.
18:11Yeah.
18:24So how did he die?
18:26I killed him.
18:27What?
18:28And murdered him.
18:29Oh.
18:31It was a sex game gone wrong.
18:34I was dominating him, and I took it too far.
18:39I shoved a...
18:41What do you call it?
18:42It's like a vibrator, but it...
18:45It doesn't vibrate.
18:47Dildo?
18:47Dildo.
18:48Yeah.
18:48Yeah, dildo.
18:49Yeah, I shoved a dildo down his throat, and he...
18:55He choked on him.
18:59He choked on a dildo.
19:26He laughed me for another woman.
19:32He choked on a dildo.
19:39He choked on a dildo.
19:41He choked on a dildo.
19:43He choked on a dildo.
19:43He choked on a dildo.
19:43He choked on a dildo.
19:44He choked on a dildo.
19:44He choked on a dildo.
19:44He choked on a dildo.
19:45He choked on a dildo.
19:46He choked on a dildo.
19:48He choked on a dildo.
19:49He choked on a dildo.
19:51He choked on a dildo.
19:53He choked on a dildo.
19:55He choked on a dildo.
19:58He choked on a dildo.
20:18Hi!
20:19Jesus Christ!
20:20I couldn't sleep in my room because of the broken window.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Is it cold?
20:25Is it cold?
20:26No.
20:27No.
20:29No.
20:29No.
20:40No.
20:49Oh, my God.
21:12I'm going off there, I'm waiting.
21:48Hey.
21:51Hi.
21:53I'm going to get ready for work.
22:07This Sunday was...
22:09Hello and welcome.
22:10I'm going to be very focused on the first.
22:12Oh, shit.
22:13Come on.
22:14This Sunday was...
22:15Hello, we're in Belfast.
22:19Morning.
22:23You all right?
22:25Yeah.
22:26Just a bit nervous about this interview.
22:30What interview?
22:31Interviewing the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions.
22:37Even when I'm nervous, I say.
22:40Sorry, you what?
22:41I made up this wee song and I sing it to myself whenever I feel nervous.
22:46Come on, let's hear it then.
22:49No, I don't think so.
22:50Sing the song.
22:50No, I'm not singing.
22:51Please sing the song.
22:53Good booty.
22:53I'm not singing.
22:54I want to hear it.
22:55I want to hear it.
22:55Don't be nervous.
22:56Nerves are for dickheads.
22:59So if you're nervous, that makes you a dickhead.
23:02So don't be...
23:07fucking nervous.
23:10Wow.
23:11No, you wouldn't fucking appreciate it.
23:13No, no, it's not that.
23:14It's just a sight.
23:15Let's be honest.
23:16It doesn't rhyme at all.
23:17So?
23:18Well, I mean, there's no tune.
23:20I mean, you couldn't categorize it as a song.
23:23Well, it's worked though, hasn't it?
23:26How?
23:26No, you're not worrying anymore.
23:57I don't recall ever feeling so low.
24:00Washed up and burned out.
24:0230 years old.
24:04I'm holding out for a real romance.
24:07But nobody's ever said shut up and dance.
24:10Like the way that you did, babe.
24:13Yeah, you made me feel something.
24:21Oh, honey, come back.
24:23You never told me your name.
24:27What kind of game you've got me?
24:31Whatever it is, I'd let you in.
24:34Oh, now I see you with some other guy.
24:37Washed up and dance.
24:38If you can't stand the heat, then get out of the kitchen.
24:41I hope you've enjoyed this first show as much as I have.
24:44Thanks for joining us.
24:46See you next Sunday.
24:50Keep my neck near us!
24:53I love you, Taylor!
24:58I love you, Taylor!
25:00I love you, Taylor!
25:01I love you, Taylor!
25:06Good morning.
25:08I should've known it, but always end up this way.
25:13Oh, Cuban, you're ruthless
25:17Oh, Cuban, I'm just stupid
25:20But, Cuban, this goose chase ain't over, yeah
25:38Ladies and gentlemen, we're experiencing a little turbulence coming into London
25:41Please do remain in your seats as we have to speak
25:44As we have to speak
25:54Don't be nervous
25:57Nerves are for dickheads
26:01So if you're nervous, it makes you a dickhead
26:05So don't be fucking nervous
26:35Sheamus, I thought you were still in Ireland
26:38I just got back
26:39Oh, my God, what happened to your face?
26:41Oh, I was attacked by a gang of thugs in Belfast
26:44Why didn't you call me?
26:45They stole my phone
26:46Hi
26:48Hi
26:51Did you still do the show?
26:53Didn't you watch it?
26:54Sorry, I actually was filming all night
26:56Did you see my interview in The Observer?
27:07Did you see my interview in The Observer?
27:32They mentioned you a lot
27:34Me?
27:34It's not about me
27:36You're a totally brilliant actor in your own right
27:39I'm so sick of this patriarchal bullshit
27:45Should we go for dinner?
28:10Well, I know I wanna wake up in the morning
28:13But I've got to face the day
28:17That's what all the friends I do not like
28:20As much as you say
28:24I don't wanna do things independently
28:26But I can't make you stay
28:30That's what all the friends I do not like
28:33As much as you say
28:39But if you wanna come back
28:41It's alright, it's alright
28:43It's alright
28:44If you wanna come back
28:46Do you wanna come back
28:47It's alright, it's alright
28:49It's alright
28:50If you wanna come back to me
28:52It's alright, it's alright
28:57All alone
28:58All alone
29:01All alone
29:03I
29:04I
29:05Am on my own
29:08Alone
29:11All alone
29:15I
29:15I
29:17I
29:17Am on my own
29:20But if you wanna come back
29:22It's alright, it's alright
29:24It's alright
29:25If you wanna come back
29:26Do you wanna come back
29:28It's alright, it's alright
29:29It's alright
29:30If you wanna come back to me
29:43Do you wanna come back
29:49Do you wanna come back
29:51If you wanna come back
29:51It's alright, it's alright
29:53It's alright
29:54If you wanna come back
29:54If you wanna come back
29:55If you wanna come back
29:57If you wanna come back
29:57It's alright, it's alright
29:58It's alright
29:59It's alright
30:00It's alright
30:00If you wanna come back
30:01Do you wanna come back
30:02Do you wanna come back
30:03It's alright, it's alright
30:03It's all right, it's all right, it's all right if you want to come back to me.
30:47It's all right.
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