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00:20You sure you guys don't want some?
00:23No, thank you, love. I'm...
00:26...untolerant.
00:28My stepmom can't eat peanuts.
00:31She actually almost died on a cruise. It's crazy.
00:35Crazy, yeah.
00:36So what's on your mind? What can we do for you?
00:38What's up?
00:42You wanna go first?
00:45No, you go.
00:46Okay.
00:47Um, well, as you guys know,
00:52Ashley's been an asset to the club's F&B department
00:55for almost two years.
00:57There's literally no reason why I would know that.
00:59We, um...
01:01We're very thankful for her contributions.
01:08You wanna go?
01:10You go.
01:11Okay.
01:13Well, uh, given her valuable contributions,
01:17we, um, couldn't help but wonder
01:20if there aren't maybe other opportunities
01:23that could better fit her, uh, expertise.
01:28Well, given she never graduated,
01:30I think she fits pretty perfectly where she is.
01:32Well, if I may say this, Josh,
01:34it seems like with all the changes at the club,
01:37the new owner and what have you,
01:40it would be very beneficial to everyone
01:43for the status quote to be maintained
01:47vis-a-vis what has transpired.
01:50Mm-hmm.
01:52Well, I don't know what you think transpired, Austin,
01:57but this is...
01:58this is really not how we do things around here.
02:01Yeah.
02:02Look, if she's unsatisfied,
02:04you know, we can ask her out.
02:06Maybe there'll be a motel in the area
02:08that's willing to hire someone
02:09without a high school diploma.
02:10Hey, that's uncalled for, man.
02:11This whole meeting is uncalled for, man.
02:14Okay, I think it's time for you guys to go.
02:15This is really a human resources issue.
02:17Yeah, you can tell your side of the story.
02:19Yeah, and we'll tell our side.
02:20And our side is that we were at home
02:22having a heated discussion.
02:25Debate.
02:25A lively debate amongst husband and wife.
02:27In the privacy of our own home.
02:28When we start two employees trespassing on our property.
02:30We're sneaking around in the back garden.
02:30That's right.
02:31Which is illegal.
02:31Yeah, you know what, and if it's not,
02:32I know the blackmailing is.
02:34Yes, exactly.
02:34Lizzie! Lizzie!
02:36Look at this shit!
02:37Sorry, I'll turn it up.
02:38Don't you fucking touch me!
02:39Don't you fucking touch me!
02:40Stop it!
02:41Don't you fucking touch me!
02:42Lizzie!
02:43Don't you fucking touch me!
02:45Don't you fucking touch me!
02:48Stop it!
02:49Don't you fucking touch me!
02:53Don't you fucking touch me!
02:56Don't you fucking touch me!
02:56Don't you fucking touch me!
03:01So what do you want?
03:12Holy shit!
03:1445k, 10 days paid vacation,
03:17and fucking health insurance!
03:19We're set!
03:21We are set for life.
03:22For sure.
03:24Hey, when we get home, can you help me find a good doctor?
03:26I wonder if they can bundle something with the cyst surgery.
03:29Do I have any weird moles they can remove?
03:34What's wrong?
03:35Nothing. You got a big one right by your scapula.
03:38Uh, are you feeling guilty or something?
03:42Because we're not bad people. They are.
03:45Yeah, totally. They suck.
03:47Late-stage capitalism, just like you said.
03:49I mean, we agreed to do this for a future baby.
03:52No, I know.
03:54It just feels like we left a lot on the table, negotiation-wise.
04:00All we need is health insurance and anything more,
04:04and it sounds like blackmail.
04:07I just wonder if maybe we could have gotten something from me, too.
04:13You know?
04:14Oh.
04:15I'm just now realizing that we didn't even think about that.
04:19Do you want to go back?
04:19No. It's too late now.
04:23Fine. It's fine.
04:27Just, it just felt weird, is all.
04:32You know what feels weird? Is this growing cyst inside me
04:35that could become a medical emergency at any given moment, but okay.
04:38No, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:44I can't imagine how scary that is.
04:46Yeah, it's really scary.
04:47I'm sorry.
04:57Let's never fight like this again, okay?
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:02I love you.
05:10All employees must maintain the highest standards of personal and professional conduct, both during and outside of work hours.
05:18Any behavior that may harm the company's reputation may be grounds for termination.
05:22Yeah, we really gotta update that.
05:24Yeah.
05:26The video looks so much worse than what actually happened, right?
05:29I mean, it's like they zoomed in and...
05:33Yeah.
05:33The technology is just so fucked up.
05:37You sure you want to eat those?
05:39God knows what they put in them.
05:42I mean, what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
05:45Entitlement.
05:47Sorry, if I had pulled this shit back at Soho House, Kevin Nader would have cut my fucking bollocks off.
05:51Kevin was a good boss.
05:52Yeah, I've come to realize now why he ran such a tight ship.
05:55Oh, my QL's cramping up.
05:57Use the foam roller.
06:00Ow.
06:01Ow.
06:04Ooh!
06:06These fucking kids don't know who they messed with.
06:09We have so many more years' experience being petty.
06:12No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:13Listen, we're not gonna make it worse.
06:14We're lucky all she wants is health insurance.
06:17When I was at Oliver Peoples, I made everyone hate this one kid.
06:20Until he quit.
06:21He had no idea it was me.
06:23Mark Ritter.
06:25What a cunt.
06:26Stop.
06:28Stop.
06:29Promoting her is the only move.
06:30Done.
06:31Well, so they're just gonna get away with it.
06:32No consequences.
06:34Linz, if that video got out, I'd be fired in two seconds.
06:37Josh, they are going to lord this over us for the rest of our lives.
06:40No one's lording, okay?
06:41There's no lording.
06:43I'm gonna promote her tomorrow.
06:44She deletes the video.
06:45We move on.
06:46Until they surprise us with, like, a backup video literally the next time they want something.
06:49Well, you know what?
06:50I can only put out the present fire, not the non-existent one.
06:52Or you could prevent the next fire by chopping down these two unbelievably shit trees.
06:59What do you want me to do?
07:00We can't fire her.
07:00We can't call the cops.
07:07All right.
07:09Crazy thought.
07:12What if you quit?
07:15Well, it's...
07:15No, I...
07:16I'm...
07:17You know, hear me out.
07:18If...
07:20If you leave the club, the video is of no use to them, right?
07:25Okay.
07:26And then what?
07:27Where am I gonna get a job?
07:30How are we gonna pay for this place?
07:33We'll sell it.
07:35We can downsize.
07:37Really?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Are you kidding me?
07:39You would not be happy downsizing.
07:41Look around.
07:41It's all upsize.
07:43All upsize.
07:44I know.
07:45It sounds mad, but this could be a fresh start for us.
07:50We could take out a loan, get credit cards.
07:53We'd have time to actually enjoy things.
07:56We could go to concerts.
07:57You could play music again.
07:59I don't know.
08:01Maybe this is exactly what we needed to get back on track.
08:07Can you just consider it genuinely for a moment?
08:15I mean...
08:20I'm...
08:21I'm gonna promote her tomorrow.
08:22Okay?
08:23It's gonna be alright.
08:24It's gonna be alright.
08:25I let people in every day.
08:28We'll manage it.
08:29It's...
08:30Literally my job.
08:32General...
08:33General manager.
08:36Ugh.
08:39Yeah.
08:41I'm sure you'll figure it out as well.
09:12I never missed a game.
09:14I never missed a game.
09:14Did Lindsay say something about the 30% discount?
09:17Because that was a good deal.
09:18No, no, no.
09:18No, I stand by that.
09:20You've been great.
09:21You've been a wonderful member of the team.
09:22This is Park.
09:23It's...
09:23It's purely fiscal.
09:24Fuck your fiscal!
09:26Okay, Deb, I know.
09:27Emotions are really high right now.
09:28Yeah, they're high!
09:29You have every right to be angry.
09:31You have every right to be perfect.
09:33Let's try to take a breath for a second.
09:34No!
09:35It's a bad situation for all of us.
09:37You've been a great man.
09:39You've been a great man.
09:40You've been a great man.
09:41You've been a great man.
09:41Fuck you, man.
09:42I know I've seen a lot of you.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:46I don't know how you do that.
09:48I don't know how you do that.
09:48You do that.
09:48You do that.
09:48You do that.
09:50You do that.
09:51The new guy sucks, Josh.
09:53Ashley always had that yogurt honey bar I liked.
09:55And she had a great face, too.
09:56Yeah, we had to find somebody to cover Bev Carr last minute.
09:58But it's no excuse.
09:59You're absolutely right.
10:00All right.
10:01Can you cop the drinks at least?
10:03Yeah, let me take care of that and I'll call you back.
10:05He's taking care of it.
10:06Put the fear of God in her.
10:07Hey, there she is.
10:08Hi.
10:09Sorry.
10:10Is that all good at all?
10:11Yeah, sure.
10:11No, I wanted to check in with you right when you got in.
10:14How we doing?
10:15Everything to your liking?
10:16Oh, yeah.
10:17Thanks.
10:18Please close the door and have a seat.
10:22Have a little chit chat.
10:23Um, so...
10:25So, uh, how do you want to go about this?
10:28Do you want to delete the video now?
10:30Or do you want to wait until you settle in more?
10:34Uh...
10:34Yeah.
10:35Either way.
10:36Um, but I actually went ahead and took on some of Deb's workload.
10:39Oh, you don't have to do that.
10:40No, no, I want to.
10:41That's manager stuff, so it's okay.
10:43Oh, but, um, I did it.
10:45So, this one goes with this one.
10:49Oh, um, yeah.
10:51Just, yeah.
10:51Um, and if you just give them the old autograph, then I'll mail them to finance to cut checks.
10:56Yeah, awesome.
10:57Uh, FYI, though, we can't pay M&L Pony Rides, because they don't exist anymore.
11:03M died.
11:04And we already paid them.
11:05This invoice is old.
11:07Sorry, I didn't see an updated one in Deb's files, so...
11:10Yeah, a lot of, uh, Deb's most up-to-date files were in her head, unfortunately.
11:14Yeah, a lot of these are filled out wrong.
11:15I'll, uh, I'll go through them.
11:16No, I can do it.
11:17There just wasn't, like, an orientation or anything.
11:19Hey, Ashley, you won.
11:20It's okay.
11:20You won.
11:21You don't have to do any of this.
11:22You just have to delete the video.
11:24Okay?
11:25Yeah, okay.
11:31Um...
11:31Here.
11:34Delete.
11:36And they're recently deleted?
11:38Oh, yeah.
11:39The, uh...
11:43I assume you backed it up to the cloud or whatever, but I guess there's not much I can
11:46do about that, right?
11:50Uh...
11:55Well, you could walk me through everything and, like, you know, get me familiar with my responsibilities
12:02and whatnot.
12:05Only if you have time.
12:06I'm not trying to force you.
12:07No, no, no, no, no.
12:07We'll get an orientation on the books.
12:10Great.
12:10Anything else you need?
12:13Um...
12:14I don't think so.
12:15Okay.
12:16Oh!
12:17Could I have one of those real name thingies for my office?
12:22Copy that.
12:26Thanks.
12:29Hey.
12:30You're a really good GM.
12:33Oh, nice.
12:33Appreciate that.
12:36See you.
12:41Oh, my God.
12:42She's lording.
12:43She's fucking lording.
12:48There are three common mistakes everyone makes with a glute bridge.
12:53See how my knees are rolling forward right now?
12:55Stack them above your ankles.
12:58Boom.
12:58That is a glute exercise.
13:00Not a lower back one.
13:03Okay.
13:15I'm working right now.
13:19Come on.
13:21See him.
13:37you okay sorry i know you're busy i i was gonna go during lunch but i have an orientation now
13:43yeah we're both so busy today yeah can you please do this for me our whole future is riding on
13:49this
13:49job why are you so stressed we have the videos still i know but i still have to do a
13:54good job
13:54if someone talks shit and the owner fires me then i can't do my surgery and then i lose my
13:59health
13:59insurance and you can't get yours and then we can't pay our bills and then we're doing asmr muck bangs
14:04my car for rent money so can you please go to h&m hello did i lose you sorry reception's
14:11weird yeah
14:11i'll go to h&m oh my gosh thank you thank you hey i love you
14:35oh my god i'm gonna start crying just talking about it but our silent auction raised over a
14:40hundred thousand dollars for save the frogs it's all thanks to you eva oh stop it was a team effort
14:46lince could you check on the food could you check on the food oh my god people went so crazy
14:54betting on that dinner with whoosh i mean he's so fucking hot i don't even like tennis and i'm
14:59taking lessons i think he has a crush on me he sent me a little text i would never of
15:07course
15:08oh sweetie he texted all of us he's gonna send a few more flirty texts and try to sell you
15:15skincare
15:19yeah right i mean that's why i didn't reply eva did you buy anything from whoosh your skin looks
15:25amazing oh thanks no same old routine just a little aquaphor before bed
15:33lince you should talk to whoosh about the travel packages they're only 40k and korean lasers knock
15:39like 10 years off your face right yeah well that's a good deal i should look into that oh before
15:48i
15:48forget lince could you tell josh to book the conference room for us next week it is so hard
15:52to focus in here do you know what ava we actually promoted someone for this very reason oh yeah
16:05yeah her name's ashley miller let me give you her soul any requests you have grievances honestly even
16:13just personal errands you can just reach out to her directly you can think of her as a personal
16:18concierge that is such a great idea i know right
16:26right i'm gonna go and pinch the sick from someone let you all carry on
16:32when did she start smoking there's gonna be a lot of people and the event's gonna come up fast
16:37you need to update accounts payable and make sure that quarterly projections track with the allocation
16:43of the carnival feathers you following me so far got it now the way that deb and
16:48i like to work together for the last 16 years we would give our vendors enough lead time giving
16:54the supply chain issues that come with delivering a luxurious evening of tropical dreams you understand
17:02yes got it sem wise are are you the point for towels i think so you are not towels are
17:11vendor
17:12managed inventory huh i was gonna say oh i'm so sorry you know josh didn't give me much of a
17:19heads up
17:20about your promotion yeah no it all happens so fast it's a big step up from beverage cart
17:25uh where'd you go to college uh actually in in lieu of college i decided to gain uh managerial experience
17:35uh in the food and beverage sector oh managerial yeah yeah i'm managing in the uh the registrarial
17:43capacity and and where was that uh i think it was albertson's um oh to take us uh as a
17:52city of voxnard
18:02oh my god asher's a fucking idiot this one's wrong too they're all wrong
18:21mona vista point josh speaking hey sorry to call at work yourself it's a voicemail no worries you
18:26okay i'm fine is now a good time yeah yeah of course uh hey i'm sorry that i didn't send
18:32any
18:32money this month it's just been really crazy with the new owner and everything it's okay we're
18:36doing fine okay are you sure because i can send some now if it's urgent we're good funerals paid
18:41off chipping away at the hospital though nice slowly but surely right hey so some of your mail
18:49got sent to mom's uh oh yeah that's uh that's weird uh yeah they're from a debt collector
18:58oh oh god how sorry about that that's um i'm pretty sure i paid this off uh you haven't you
19:06should call them okay yeah wow geez thanks for the heads up sis and you know i checked the joint
19:14account you had with mom what i i don't think that you you can uh that's a lot how did
19:22you do that
19:22i just pretended i was mom they haven't updated their records yet that's illegal sara i i really
19:28need to close that account i couldn't help but notice that the account had a bunch of overdraft
19:32charges over the last year yeah you know like i said i i you know it's really crazy over here
19:36and
19:37i can't really stay on top of everything josh josh if you're hard up for money you don't need to
19:41send
19:41us anything i'm fine sara i can't believe you lied to the bank i know you regret not being there
19:48when she passed but sending money you don't have isn't gonna change that okay you know what like i
19:52said oh it's the last time i'm gonna say this i had to work that night it is what it
19:57is i'm gonna
19:58send you money goodbye good boy good boy sit down that's it that's it okay goodbye
20:14good boy good boy good boy drop it good boy don't you're so cheeky go find it
20:38good boy good boy good boy drop it oh fast reply
21:04Okay, let's see here, let's slow that out, toss on a filter.
21:28Burberry?
21:38Burberry!
21:44Good boy, good boy, come here, come here.
21:46No more, no more, no more, no, no, no, that's it.
22:02Maybe you could come by and design my room sometime.
22:05I moved in a week ago and still haven't unpacked.
22:08So you just left your entire life in Korea because she asked you to teach tennis here?
22:12Well, chairwoman's always helped me out since my parents passed,
22:15and, you know, she accounts for, like, 2% of Korean GDP.
22:21Well, she has appalling taste in interior design.
22:25God, I could say anything of that X and I'd still find it hot.
22:28Oh, please, you have a line for everyone.
22:31No, for real, though.
22:33This one's a little hot today.
22:35Here, try this.
22:37It's the best brand by far, Chocos.
22:43Wow.
22:45Feels so much cleaner.
22:47Is it Korean?
22:48Yeah, Koreans are like that.
22:51It's getting a little hot out.
22:54Can I get some on my back?
22:56Yeah, of course.
22:59Sorry, my hands are a bit cold.
23:02No, it feels really good.
23:05So does Trocos only make sunscreen?
23:09No, they got everything.
23:10Eye creams, masks.
23:12I'll bring you some samples next time.
23:14I know a guy.
23:15I could get you a good deal.
23:16Now, if I wanted to see results, like, right away,
23:19what would you recommend?
23:20If you want immediate results, you got to go to Seoul.
23:23Trocos has the best skin clinic,
23:25and they have this VIP program where they fly you first class,
23:28car service, five-star hotels.
23:30It's crazy.
23:31Wow.
23:32How much is that?
23:33Depends on what you want,
23:34but with the friends and family rate,
23:36with the Little Wish and Lindsay rate,
23:39let's say $40,000.
23:43Well, I mean, you know, it's me.
23:46Couldn't you knock off, like, a 20%?
23:50Oof.
23:51Yeah, with the flights and the hotels,
23:54I think the best I could do is $39,500.
24:01Um...
24:03I really need this.
24:06So could you just help me out?
24:10Pulling a lot of strings for you.
24:13Could always save up.
24:15Yeah.
24:17Fine.
24:19Sorry.
24:20Start working on that overhead.
24:36Does the chairwoman know?
24:38Yeah, she knows.
24:39She gave me permission.
24:41No, I mean, does she know that you've been making
24:44a lot of the women here feel uncomfortable?
24:47What are you talking about?
24:49And I think she'd be pretty disappointed to hear
24:51that you've been sexually harassing members.
24:53Whoa, are you serious?
24:55And frankly, you're making me feel
24:56quite uncomfortable right now.
24:58And the club takes allegations like this very seriously.
25:05All right, guys.
25:06You gotta stack your knees above your ankles.
25:09This isn't a lower back exercise, okay?
25:12It's all about your posterior chain.
25:14When I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:17Oh, my God.
25:18I'm so glad we, um,
25:19had the busiest day today.
25:21Oh.
25:22Sorry.
25:23Were you recording something?
25:24Yeah.
25:25I'm making a series of how-to videos.
25:27I'm starting with the glutes,
25:28and then I'm gonna work my way up the posterior chain,
25:31and then I'm gonna head back down.
25:33Who's making you do this?
25:34No one.
25:35I just realized I got all this knowledge, you know?
25:37From football,
25:38when I won the Buckus Award in 2015...
25:40Oh, like all those trainer influencers you follow.
25:43You don't think it's a good idea?
25:45No, it is.
25:46I was just asking.
25:48It's a great idea.
25:50I'm gonna clean up.
25:51No, no, it's okay.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Um...
25:53Did you get a chance to pick up some clothes?
25:54Yeah.
25:55I got some good stuff.
25:56I texted a bunch, but...
25:58you didn't reply.
25:59Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
26:00I-I had the craziest day today.
26:02I-I was just, like, running around,
26:04and people at work, like, actually need me,
26:06which is...
26:07it's kinda cool,
26:07but I-I have so much work to do today.
26:09Do you wanna do that in the bedroom, then?
26:10Cause I gotta keep on recording my videos.
26:14Yeah.
26:14Okay.
26:16Uh, it-is everything okay, though?
26:18Cause I-I don't know.
26:20I feel like I'm picking up a weird energy or something.
26:23I'm fine.
26:24I-I think maybe you just might be projecting.
26:28Yeah.
26:29Maybe.
26:31Wait, er-are these from Goodwill?
26:33Yeah.
26:34I went to H&M, but it didn't feel right leaving the tags on
26:37and then returning, so...
26:39Oh, wow.
26:41Nice, right?
26:42So nice.
26:44These are, like, timeless.
26:48Good job.
26:51Thanks.
26:53Uh, just gonna go try them on.
26:55Okay.
26:58I got your back anytime.
26:59Anything for my girl.
27:00Aw, that's so sweet.
27:08Only the best for my boys.
27:11Yeah, what you got for us?
27:12Got you a 20-year this time.
27:14My God, you know I'm happy for that. Happy.
27:17Yeah, it's a softer proof, more refined.
27:19It's very hard to find these days.
27:20Man, this new owner better not replace you, bro.
27:24What?
27:24What do you mean?
27:25No.
27:25Hey, Troy.
27:26Yeah?
27:27Tell him what you heard.
27:30I didn't really hear much.
27:31It's not worth stressing out over.
27:33Just tell me.
27:34I'm not stressed.
27:34I'm stressed.
27:36You know, I just heard she might be interviewing some folks.
27:40That's all.
27:42Yeah? Who?
27:43How many?
27:45I don't really know much.
27:48Sorry, bro.
27:50Oh, I got a capital gains situation.
27:52Hey, Troy.
27:53Who's that tax guy you got?
27:54I think I need a little help.
27:56Yeah, I'll text you.
27:57You helped park by this club.
27:59Saved your 20 mil.
28:00That's crazy.
28:00What do you do?
28:01Like a 1031 or something?
28:02A duh.
28:04My guy's good.
28:06You set up a buy, borrow, die for me.
28:08Yo, it's crazy.
28:10I can't even believe this shit's legal.
28:11Damn.
28:12What asset did he make you buy?
28:14I don't know.
28:15Monet, mayonnaise.
28:17All I know is we making money.
28:20Shut up, party pal son of Joshy.
28:23Now you gotta play.
28:25Come on over here.
28:26Come on.
28:26Just a quick one.
28:27Nah, I can't.
28:28I gotta go home.
28:30Put your money in.
28:35I mean, if you guys like losing.
28:36Now we talking.
28:38Oh, shit.
28:38Here we go.
28:39High card wins.
28:40Come on, Joshy.
28:42Come on, Joshy.
28:42Let's go, baby.
28:43Okay.
28:44Show us what you got.
28:45Hey, Josh.
28:46Draw for me two.
28:47You got it.
28:48Michael.
28:55Tough card to beat.
28:59Oh, shit.
29:01King takes it.
29:03Way to go, Michael.
29:04Damn it, Phelps.
29:06I don't care, Phelps.
29:07I swear to God, Mike, do you ever lose at anything?
29:10Nah, I don't do that.
29:11Thanks, Joshy.
29:13Yep.
29:14All right, man.
29:15Let's do it again.
29:15What's your Venmo?
29:17At Michael Phelps.
29:20Oh, yep.
29:20There you are.
29:22It's a 5K limit.
29:24Back-to-back days is fun.
29:27Yeah, it's fun.
29:31I know my post said $800, but I am flexible.
29:33So, you know, we can talk.
29:34I got stuff from pretty much everybody at every level.
29:37Collegiate.
29:37Pros.
29:39Great guys.
29:40So here we got the A1s.
29:44Signed by Ant.
29:46Ah.
29:47And we got the Jordans here.
29:491990 Jordans.
29:53And here we got the Tiger Woods Clubs.
29:55So, funny story about...
29:57Are those the B.O. Lab 18s?
30:00Yeah.
30:03Huh.
30:05You, uh...
30:06You an audiophile?
30:08Yeah, a little bit.
30:09Nice, man, nice.
30:11So, anyway, funny story about these.
30:13You remember when Tiger went crazy at Augusta?
30:15Yeah.
30:15This is 4-iron.
30:16That's why it's a little...
30:17a little crooked.
30:18You know, these 18s are going for, like, 10K on eBay.
30:23Is that right?
30:24Yeah.
30:24I'll take them off your hands right now for 9.
30:27They're, uh...
30:27They're not for sale.
30:29Huh.
30:29But I will sell you Tiger Woods Clubs for 10K.
30:32Well, what about the Moog, though?
30:33None of the music stuff's for sale.
30:37Right.
30:38Huh.
30:39You know that the A1s are gonna appreciate, by the way.
30:42Anthony Edwards...
30:44He's a future.
30:46When you said Anthony Edwards, I...
30:49I thought that was the dude from ER.
30:54Goose?
30:55No, no.
30:56ER.
30:57Yeah, I know.
30:58Goose from Top Gun.
30:59What does that have to do with...
31:00I'm saying it's the same actor.
31:03Huh.
31:07Uh...
31:08Thank you for your time.
31:09You have a good day.
31:21Wait.
31:29Ohh.
31:31Oh, oh, oh!
31:32I don't want my husband.
31:34Please remove this, as well?
31:35Yes.
31:39You know if the chairwoman needs help with any of the equipment...
31:43My fiancée's a trainer here.
31:45If the manager has a help for the equipment,
31:49the nurse will be working here as a trainer.
31:51We don't need it.
31:53She won't be needing that at the moment.
32:00He's Korean?
32:02Well, half?
32:04The half is Korean.
32:06Oh, my boyfriend is a Korean person.
32:09I think I'm pretty.
32:13When you get older,
32:15you can get friends,
32:16you can leave your parents,
32:19and you can leave your own children.
32:21That's my friend.
32:23She says it's sweet of you to think of your fiancée.
32:30What the chairwoman's husband needs is a physical therapist.
32:37You know, it's funny she should mention that
32:38because my fiancée's a physical therapist.
32:41I thought he was a trainer.
32:43Yeah, no, he is. Part-time.
32:45But, uh, yeah, we just never thought to have a PT here before.
32:48It's genius, really.
32:50Most members are 50s, 60s.
32:51They definitely keep Austin busy.
32:53She's smart.
32:56You're English, chairwoman.
32:58Don't tell. Only you know.
33:00Oh, well, I'm so honored.
33:03And I'd be happy to set up Austin as a PT, if you wish.
33:08Perhaps the chairwoman should try a session with your fiancée first?
33:13Yes, let me try first.
33:15Absolutely. I'll set that up.
33:17I chose a husband, 20 years younger, so I can die before him.
33:22And now, he has more health problems than me.
33:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:30Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
33:45I got, like, so many compliments on my shirt today.
33:51Like, I love it so much.
33:53Yeah, well, you look so good on it.
33:57So, guess who's up for a full-time position at the gym?
34:02Ugh, I don't wanna know.
34:05Austin Davis.
34:08There's another Austin Davis?
34:12No, it's you, silly.
34:15What?
34:17How'd you do that?
34:18I didn't do anything.
34:20Like, chairwoman Park just asked about you on her own.
34:23She knew all about your football background.
34:26I think she saw one of your videos.
34:27Yeah.
34:30It's kinda cool, right?
34:32I think we should celebrate or something.
34:35Yeah.
34:35Do you want to join us?
34:37But show, can you put in the, uh, uh, the triple meeting?
34:39Uh, yeah.
34:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:42Oh.
34:43There's, like, one little thing, though.
34:47Um, you have to be a licensed physical therapist.
34:52What?
34:52That's gonna take me, like, five years.
34:54No, no, no, it's not.
34:55What are you talking about?
34:56I don't have a license.
34:58Look.
35:00I just feel like we've been off lately.
35:03Right?
35:05No.
35:06I'm fine.
35:08Are you okay?
35:12Yeah, I, I, I guess I've been feeling a bit off.
35:15And, I don't know, I just, I just feel like it'd be really good for me and us if we
35:22both worked at the club and, you know, moved up together.
35:27I mean, I guess if you think that'll help you feel better, show.
35:33Yeah.
35:33I think it would.
35:36Okay, then.
35:37Hey, do you remember when you lost your driver's license and you used your fake ID for a year and
35:42no one noticed?
35:43Yeah.
35:45So...
35:59So, Dr. Kim is recommending the Fraxel laser, brow lift, and some filler.
36:04Well, he'll remove for free.
36:22And, I get all of this for free.
36:25Sure.
36:26Guess, uh, let's see your agreement.
36:35Do you know what? I'm just gonna start with a laser.
36:38And it will end up looking crazy.
36:42I wouldn't have been able to afford all that.
36:45I think this is gonna be really good for me.
36:50I need you so bad, Ricky.
36:52Oh, yeah.
36:53No one can fuck me like you do.
36:55Please don't make me go that long without you.
36:58Please, sir.
36:59Oh, fuck.
36:59No one gives me this dripping heart.
37:02Oh, yeah.
37:03Oh.
37:04Oh.
37:05Oh.
37:07Oh.
37:08Did you come?
37:10Oh.
37:10We still remember running?
37:12Fuck.
37:47I'm not trying to say that all pornography is bad, but there are good data to support the idea that...
37:53If your brain learns to be aroused by watching other people have sex...
37:59What the fuck?
38:10What the fuck?
38:25I'd like to change my security questions.
38:28Uh, the joint account for me and my mom.
38:31Marta Lucrecia Diaz.
38:34Yeah, I'll hold.
38:48Uh, come on in.
38:51Hey, boss.
38:52Hey.
38:53Uh, I've got a couple things for you to sign.
38:55Yeah, cool.
38:56Whatever you need.
38:58Um, also, uh, Eunice asked me to leave Austin's credentials with you.
39:02Uh, Simming Park gives the green line, of course.
39:04But, uh...
39:05Alright.
39:05Here you go.
39:09Yeah, perfect.
39:11Hey, um, by the way, I had a look at the, uh, invoices you gave me.
39:17I went over them, and they're all good.
39:19Oh, great.
39:20Yeah.
39:21If, uh, you wouldn't mind just mailing them out.
39:23Is that alright?
39:23Yeah, no problem.
39:24Of course.
39:25Alright.
39:26Thanks for doing that.
39:27Oh, yeah.
39:28Uh, well, thank you for being you.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Hey, you know what?
39:33I think that you're just about ready to take on more of Deb's workload.
39:36Oh.
39:37Wow.
39:38I, I, I really appreciate that.
39:40Won't lie you down.
39:42Keep crushing it.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey, you the MVP.
39:45Mmm.
39:46Yeah.
39:47Yeah.
39:50Yeah.
39:57Well, it totally worked.
39:58He didn't even look.
39:59I can't do this.
40:00I'm coming home.
40:01Babe, stop.
40:02No, this is straight up fraud.
40:04No, the only person who needs to approve the license is Josh.
40:06And he already gave the thumbs up.
40:08If he ever becomes an issue, we just whip out the back of video and he'll fold.
40:11That stupid old fuck.
40:16Babe?
40:40Josh.
40:41One sec.
40:42I'm locked in.
40:45Did you take the day off?
40:46No.
40:46No.
40:46They got my number if they need me.
40:50What happened to all of your staff?
40:52I had to pay Michael Phelps.
40:56Okay.
40:59Um.
41:02So.
41:04I think I'm gonna go and visit my parents next month.
41:07I scattered the mulch.
41:09Scattered it.
41:10Yeah.
41:11I saw that.
41:12Figured we'd grow tomatoes, zucchini, squash, whatever.
41:15We turn the A to you into an artist retreat.
41:18Build a stage in the yard.
41:22And then we dance, baby.
41:25It's sort of freaking me out now.
41:27Hey, did you hear what I said?
41:30Hey.
41:31Have you ever heard of a buy, borrow, die loophole?
41:35Um.
41:37Are you okay?
41:38So it's this thing that these rich fucking assholes do where they purchase an asset.
41:42Like, let's say you buy a painting for a thousand dollars.
41:45And it appreciates to a million.
41:46Well, when you go to sell it, you gotta pay taxes.
41:48Right?
41:49You hate art.
41:50No, I love art.
41:50I love art.
41:52I love it.
41:52Monet.
41:53Manet.
41:53I love it.
41:54Because art can be collateral to get a million dollars from the bank.
41:57And while you swim in money, that art appreciates 10 mil, 20 mil.
42:02And when you die, you pass it to your kid and they sell it and bam, zero taxes.
42:07They pay no taxes.
42:08Oh my God.
42:09Please don't tell me you bought art.
42:11Babe, everyone is scamming.
42:14Everyone's scamming.
42:15We have been grinding away here and for what?
42:17Oh my God.
42:17Okay?
42:18I can smell it now.
42:18You're high and drunk.
42:20Yeah, I had a few puffs.
42:22I'm the fucking GM.
42:24Outgoing payments, I sign them.
42:27You see where I'm going, right?
42:28You see it?
42:29No.
42:29You see it?
42:30No, I don't.
42:32And you know Burberry hates the smell of marijuana.
42:36Lindsay, listen to me.
42:38Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, listen to me.
42:40I came up with a way to skim thousands of dollars from the club.
42:45Wait, is this some kind of joke?
42:47Are you serious, Renan?
42:48I'm the most serious.
42:49The only person other than me that mails out the invoices is now an underqualified, entitled
42:56little Gen Z with no attention to detail.
43:00She's the perfect scapegoat.
43:02This, this is how we get back on track.
43:05We finish the bed and breakfast.
43:08We focus on us.
43:11God, you're so beautiful.
43:13I miss you.
43:17We can't just disappear, Lindsay.
43:21We can't.
43:23Let me explain it again, okay?
43:24So you buy art.
43:43Beautiful home.
43:46It's a rental.
43:47Oh, man.
43:49Landlords, right?
43:54Hmm.
43:55I'll go check on the travelman.
44:12I'll go check on the travelman.
44:13I'll do this for you.
44:16We had our new family.
44:17Hey, what?
44:24Do you see it?
44:25It will take a few hours away.
44:27Why are you guys shopping again?
44:30You can't.
44:30We pretty much regress.
44:32You can't.
44:33Yeah.
44:33Oh, my God.
44:35You will take a few hours later.
44:38Bye.
44:38I'll also go check on the travelman.
44:39Good morning.
44:41Oh, it's my father.
44:43I'll go check on the travelman.
44:43I'll be there.
44:47Well, let's talk quickly. What is it?
44:53What are you doing?
44:55Oh, really?
44:57If you don't know what to do with Rolls-Royce,
45:00I'm going to stop you now.
45:04I died.
45:05I'm going to stop you now.
45:35Look in glass, take the past.
45:42Shut your eyes, mirror lies.
45:50Look in glass, take the past.
45:57Shut your eyes, mirror lies.
46:10What are you doing?
46:35I, I, I, I.
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