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Off Campus Episode 3 ｜
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00:21Do you know I'm all right?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25It beats me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:56It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:08You make me nervous.
01:14What is that?
01:44It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:45It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:46It beats me when I'm stuck.
01:55It beats me when I'm stuck.
02:23It beats me when I'm stuck.
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:28I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:33Can you?
03:01It beats me when I'm stuck.
03:30It beats me when I'm stuck.
03:32It beats me when I'm stuck.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay.
03:40Anyway, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one.
03:45So I have to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:50Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:59No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:10Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:13Uh, excuse me.
04:14That's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:35You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:43Me.
04:46By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:10Go ahead.
05:12Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:14Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:15Come on.
05:15Don't worry about the rest.
05:16One more night less.
05:18I can't stand there.
05:19Yes.
05:20No.
05:21No.
05:21I win.
05:22Eden De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person.
05:29A girl's body.
05:31Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandel's cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend, Zoe.
05:37Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe.
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:45This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:48Garrett's bench if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:50Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
06:00High in omega-3s, carb-4, no keto bullshit.
06:04Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DMed my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why, uh, Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached, just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:31Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:34I need to focus.
06:35Geez.
06:36No.
06:37Did you see what you did?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:50I mean, it's just a start, what I have.
06:53It's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00Yeah.
07:01It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:17You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:22No.
07:22Uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Um, oh, no, I'm, I'm not, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
07:49Yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think, um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, like a guitar,
07:59kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals, like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
08:15see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you, I'm into you, you, you know?
08:23Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:26Yeah, I, um, I get what you're suckling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:44Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:49It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, we think my life's about to change, hence, you're going to therefore be reading
08:54for life-changing.
08:55Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Ranger U theater legend Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple of weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:06Oh, wow, that's great.
09:08It is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place,
09:14so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened to Vermont?
09:23I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:33Vermont was your plan.
09:36Vermont, maybe I have different plans.
09:40It's just, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:49In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:51Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can still act.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:02Okay, and what about fall and winter?
10:05Spring.
10:06I guess I just thought you'd up for all this.
10:12Whoa.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie.
10:16And then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:40Hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You can just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Blue-Baru.
10:58How do you know about that?
10:59I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me.
11:05Yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:10No, no.
11:10You gave my Blue-Baru six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually, I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things, doing handyman work, whatever I can
11:26get around campus.
11:27I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for, wait for it, minimum wage.
11:43Damn.
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:45I love riding my bike.
11:47Keeps me grounded, you know?
11:48Good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door.
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garrett.
12:26Garrett.
12:28Not sure how cherry pie is going to do to Phyllis.
12:30Oh, my God.
12:33Oh, my God.
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay.
12:42You know, I plan these sessions for you, and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:49God, fuck, actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:54No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have
13:03a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:13Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:20Please, stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now, and you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:26Wait.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:32I do.
13:32I don't get...
13:35How there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:46Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:25All right, well, what about studying?
14:28I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything, okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:10Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello pop?
15:23Yellow, yellow.
15:24Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
15:29Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um, just gave it words.
15:40Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just, yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:55Uh, do you, do you always record yourself?
15:58Well, you never know what inspiration might strike.
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or, um, trees rustling.
16:09Or the astronomy clinking them alone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix if I'm trying to change things up.
16:20Ben Folds does it too, and Sharon Burnett.
16:22Like Billy Iis and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh my God.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh.
16:29Let me, um, send you this file and we can, we can riff on it.
16:33Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:37Right.
16:39Okay.
16:41Safe.
16:45Um.
16:46So, uh, let me actually just, uh.
16:50Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to, uh, I've got to go.
16:56Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
17:00Yeah.
17:00Okay.
17:00Cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:16Fuck.
17:16Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
17:20All right.
17:20Got a lot of friends that I can't escape.
17:22Sleeping in my head like a Motel 6.
17:24Hold it all together with a little duct tape.
17:26It bends, it breaks.
17:28Got a lot of dreams but it doesn't die.
17:30Ping pong, chip drop, oh my my.
17:32The TV's on but the noise is white.
17:34What am I doing now?
17:35God, can I catch my breath?
17:38Not even for a second.
17:41She's in Santa Ana wins.
17:44And I obsess.
17:46I slow dreams with attention.
17:48Can you taste it on my lips?
17:51I'm so scared.
17:54I'm so scared.
17:55For a second, I don't feel insane.
17:59Come medicate me.
18:01I don't sleep at all.
18:02Yeah, I've been counting sheep.
18:04I look perfect on the surface but the nightmare underneath.
18:08I've got in good problems.
18:10I say things that I don't mean.
18:12Some people pay for therapy.
18:14I find it in the sheets.
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it.
18:30Are we good?
18:33Or...
18:34Or...
18:37Or...
19:00Or...
19:15Or...
19:28Or...
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:34Oh, that's true, and you're not real
19:41That's just the way you make me feel
19:44What do you want, Wellesley?
19:46Wellesley?
19:48Wellesley?
19:51Sorry, yes? What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:55I still don't get the two truths thing.
19:57I'm so screwed if I get them.
19:58No, you're not.
20:00You know everything on these cards, I promise.
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:06I told her it kind of intimidates the fuck out of me.
20:09Okay, well, pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11coming at you, okay?
20:13What would you do?
20:15Skate away.
20:17Hockey's easy.
20:19Okay, well, if you forget, just look at me.
20:23Okay, convince me.
20:28Isn't this fun, huh?
20:30Huh?
20:30Uh-hmm.
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:54Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:56Shit.
20:57Okay.
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting.
21:02Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral, and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral,
21:16uh, because it is, like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody, morally.
21:26You forgot this.
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal,
21:35but Kierkegaard would say not only is it harmful to the victim,
21:42it is an absolute abdication of selfhood.
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts,
21:53Kierkegaard believed that, as individuals,
21:55we have a shared moral responsibility to be honest
22:00based on our own subjective definition of truth.
22:05To suddenly disappear from someone's life
22:08without an explanation is basically, like,
22:11discarding their humanity.
22:14Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage,
22:16despair over strength.
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy.
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said,
22:25once you label me, you fucking negate me.
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing.
22:38Ah!
22:40We did it! A fucking B!
22:41Plus! Don't bring up the plus!
22:43B plus!
22:44Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter!
22:46Thanks to you.
22:46Oh!
22:49Um...
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now.
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench.
23:01Shit.
23:02I think Justin saw me.
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy.
23:12He's walking away now.
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing.
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist.
23:21You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:23Hey, don't make it worse.
23:24Are we talking, like, songs that remind you of him
23:27or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff from high school.
23:37Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole.
23:38Hard.
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on.
23:42Okay, I know.
23:45Oh, my God.
23:46He wants to know if I'm good.
23:49What should I say? Am I good?
23:50Nope.
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond.
23:53Say nothing.
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl.
23:57Start thinking like a fuckboy.
23:59Ghost his ass.
24:00Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument
24:02about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade.
24:06This is to get you the guy.
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do.
24:14All right, well, then you're stuck with me
24:16because we've only finished half of the deal.
24:18And, uh, oh, shit.
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:23You are intolerable.
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin.
24:28You are going to put your phone away
24:30and come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight.
24:32Tonight.
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No.
24:34Okay, so you're coming.
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes.
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this.
24:38Garrett.
24:38Hannah.
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:41Hell yeah, I do.
24:43So, we're going to karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45and the rest of the team, and you, if you're free.
24:49Maybe.
24:51Oh.
24:54Oh, my slattop.
24:56Take it.
24:57From my boobs to yours.
24:58Okay, what do you mean, maybe?
25:00You might stay in.
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year
25:05when you sprained your ankle.
25:06You bedazzled your boot.
25:08Yeah.
25:08Still a little, yeah.
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent,
25:15and he got all like,
25:16but what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah.
25:20No, I got an agent.
25:21Yay.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23You let me go on about my shit
25:24when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything.
25:27Every fucking thing.
25:29No, yeah.
25:29It, like, is everything, right?
25:34You're the best.
25:35I love you.
25:36I love you, too.
25:39Okay, screw him.
25:41You're coming out with me,
25:43and we're celebrating you.
25:45I don't know.
25:46It's karaoke night.
25:48You really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am,
25:56who I was meant to be,
26:00and if you give a damn,
26:05take me, baby,
26:07or leave me.
26:11She's really going at it.
26:12The stage is our happy place.
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please,
26:18save us from Adele Dazeem up there.
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:22Choose every night.
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:27Who's in your bed?
26:28Well, Z,
26:29what'd you sing?
26:30Nothing.
26:30Come on.
26:31It's karaoke.
26:32Yeah, well,
26:32sober karaoke's no fun.
26:34I'm sober, too.
26:35Game tomorrow.
26:36Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know.
26:38You guys will pull me up or something.
26:39I'm good.
26:40Thanks.
26:41All right.
26:56You know,
26:56you don't have to be sober
26:58if you don't want to be.
26:59Yeah, well,
27:00I don't...
27:00Drink it public?
27:01No, I know.
27:03But,
27:04do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink.
27:09I told Ali I'd...
27:11I will look after Ali.
27:12She's a no-filter drunk.
27:13Gotta rein her in.
27:15I can handle it.
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life.
27:21I got you, Mosey.
27:24Do you trust me?
27:28Yeah.
27:28Yeah, I do.
27:34Okay.
27:35Uh,
27:35I will have a drink.
27:37A drink, drink.
27:38And what is your
27:39drink, drink of choice?
27:42I don't know.
27:43Well,
27:43that is a fun problem to solve.
27:51Oh.
27:53Mm-hmm.
28:05I think we found you drink, drink.
28:08Yummy!
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting.
28:14Like,
28:14dude,
28:15I would love
28:15to be your nurse number two
28:17with half a line.
28:17John Hamm had one scene
28:20in Gilmore Girls.
28:20I know he's the madman.
28:23I'm like,
28:23I get it.
28:24There's no guarantee
28:25that I'll make it.
28:26But isn't that kind of
28:27what's exciting about it?
28:28Like,
28:28that's why they call it a dream.
28:30But I do love him,
28:32you know?
28:32And,
28:33and I know he loves me.
28:35And,
28:36like,
28:37we're supposed to be together.
28:43God,
28:44we've broken up
28:45and gotten back together
28:45so many times.
28:46It's, like,
28:47insane.
28:48I mean,
28:49that's gotta mean something,
28:50right?
28:51That we keep getting back together.
28:55My mom always used to tell me,
28:56never give up on love.
28:59Well,
29:00that and
29:00love your body,
29:01which,
29:01I do.
29:03My mom said the same thing.
29:05Oh, my God.
29:05Really?
29:08Wait.
29:08Hold on.
29:09the love thing
29:10or the body thing?
29:15Hang in there, girl.
29:26G-Lo?
29:29Reverick?
29:33I've got a boyfriend,
29:34you know.
29:35Yeah,
29:35no,
29:35I heard,
29:36along with
29:36the rest of the ladies' room.
29:38Doesn't sound like
29:38he's gonna last long,
29:39though.
29:40Okay.
29:40This is supposed to be,
29:41like,
29:42a sacred space.
29:43Who the hell
29:43hooks up in the ladies' bathroom,
29:44anyway?
29:45Sorry.
29:46Not you.
29:47You're a sweetheart.
29:48And you're disgusting.
29:55Well,
29:56I walk into the room,
29:57passing out hundred-dollar bills,
30:00and it kills,
30:01and it thrills,
30:02like the horns
30:02on my super-auto grip.
30:05And I fire the bar
30:06up around the crown,
30:08and everybody's getting down
30:09in this town.
30:11Ain't never gonna be the same.
30:13Hey, sister!
30:22No way.
30:23No way.
30:24Riding up and down Broadway,
30:26I'm my old star,
30:27Leroy,
30:28and the girls say,
30:29save a horse,
30:31ride a cowboy.
30:33Good,
30:33you're here.
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down
30:35for summer nights.
30:36I know that's a joke,
30:37but I would kill Sandy.
30:41You know,
30:42I wasn't sold on them
30:43at first,
30:43but I can see it now.
30:45Yeah.
30:46Sure.
30:51Hey.
30:52Hey.
30:53Oh, man!
30:54You fixed my car.
30:56Yeah.
30:57You fixed my car.
30:58You have a car?
30:59No.
31:00Had a car.
31:02Great car.
31:03I'm buying you
31:04a very special
31:05thank you drink.
31:12Okay.
31:12Okay,
31:13you're gonna love it.
31:14Hannah has discovered
31:16the piña colada tonight.
31:17Ooh.
31:18I only had one
31:19or four.
31:21Is that what I'm into?
31:22Nope.
31:25Okay,
31:26for my mechanic,
31:27I call this
31:28the blue baron.
31:29See?
31:30Wow,
31:30that looks like
31:31wiper fluid.
31:32That might actually
31:33be wiper fluid.
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35with a secret ingredient
31:38or blue curacao.
31:40Oh.
31:40I'm so excited.
31:42I can't believe that.
31:43Hey, Gene.
31:44What's up?
31:44Brought you something.
31:45Mm.
31:47Thought you were
31:47looking a little parched.
31:50I know.
31:51Nebo babies have feelings, too.
31:52Sorry,
31:53I was an asshole.
31:53You're always an asshole.
31:55There.
31:55Here goes.
32:01Save a whore.
32:02Save a whore.
32:03Save a whore.
32:03Save a whore.
32:04Save a whore.
32:04Save a whore.
32:04This is pretty good.
32:05They just keep sending you
32:06those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them.
32:08They want my dad.
32:09Wait,
32:10you guys should just
32:11do it together.
32:12I mean,
32:12look at you.
32:13Best friends.
32:14All right,
32:14maybe we'll slow down
32:15on the piña coladas a little.
32:16No,
32:17I mean it.
32:17Screw your dad.
32:18Do it with Logan.
32:19You could be
32:21teammates
32:22spotting each other
32:23at the gym
32:25or besties
32:25wingmanning each other
32:27at the bar.
32:28Besties.
32:29Besties.
32:29Am I drunk
32:30or is she brilliant?
32:31No,
32:31I'm drunk
32:32and you're brilliant
32:33and I'm brilliant,
32:34too.
32:34It's not a bad idea.
32:35Thanks, man,
32:36but I don't need the charity.
32:37Yeah,
32:38you do.
32:38I mean,
32:39seriously,
32:40nobody wants to see
32:41oldie McGold's
32:42fuck house,
32:42Ben,
32:42okay?
32:43What's better
32:44than two
32:46hot young hockey players?
32:49Three hot young
32:50hockey players?
32:55Hannah Wells,
32:56you're up, bitch.
32:58All right,
32:59hold on,
32:59wait,
32:59I thought you weren't
33:00singing.
33:00Well,
33:00that was before
33:01I found the perfect
33:02song.
33:13Oh,
33:14shit,
33:14girl.
33:15You know this one?
33:19She's my cherry pie.
33:21Cool what you can want
33:23is such a sweet surprise.
33:24Tastes so good
33:25like a gourmet pie.
33:27Sweet cherry pie.
33:31Woo!
33:35Woo!
33:37Listen.
33:40We're swingin' on the front porch,
33:42swingin' on the lawn,
33:43swingin' when we want
33:45cause there ain't nobody
33:46home.
33:46Swingin' to the left
33:47and swingin' to the light.
33:49Think about hockey,
33:50I'll swing on that.
33:52Yeah.
33:54Come on.
33:57Swingin' in the living room,
33:59swingin' in the kitchen,
34:00most folks doin'
34:01cause they're too busy bitchin'.
34:02Swingin' in the extra one,
34:04beat her,
34:05so I mixed up the battery,
34:07she'll eat the beat her.
34:08I scream,
34:09you scream,
34:09you scream,
34:11don't even try
34:12cause you can't ignore her.
34:14Swingin' in the cherry pie.
34:16Swingin' in the cherry pie.
34:18Such a sweet surprise.
34:20She'll make it romance.
34:23Woo!
34:24She's my cherry pie.
34:27Put a smile on your face,
34:28ten miles wide.
34:30Looks so good.
34:31Bring your tears to your eyes.
34:33Sweet cherry pie.
34:35I like it.
34:37I like it.
34:38Hey, swing it!
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone.
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seem to think so.
34:56They get more likes than anything else I post.
35:10She's my cherry pie.
35:13She just needs a prize.
35:16She makes a comment.
35:19Woo!
35:20She's my cherry pie.
35:23Put a smile on your face.
35:25Ten miles wide.
35:26Looks so good bringing tears to your eyes.
35:29Sweet cherry pie.
35:31Sweet cherry pie.
35:36Damn.
35:39Woo!
35:44Woo!
35:44Woo!
35:45Woo!
35:53You did good, Wallzee.
36:01Hm.
36:17That's it.
36:18Ugh.
36:38I had no steps pat on the bottom now
36:38I had no secret.
36:38I was like, man.
36:52you guys I forgot my purse at the bar
36:55your purse with my wallet and keys in it
36:57we gotta go back
36:58it's closed
36:59what now
37:03next party
37:12night night
37:18wellzie
37:31wellzie
37:35wellzie
37:37I don't want to put my foot down right now
37:42I'll stop it all happening back of my mind back of my head
37:48you look really nice wanna share a bed
37:52I don't want to put my foot down right now but it's happening
37:56don't kiss me
37:57cause I might end up on the ceiling
38:02way too hard to ever come down to reality
38:06back to my sanity
38:08guess it's too late for that now
38:12hope is a scary thing
38:15hope is a scary thing
38:30I found something to sleep in
38:32I can see that
38:44whoa whoa
38:45but I'm a fuck bunny
38:47a puck funny
38:50no no
38:53a fuck bunny
38:54that's it
38:55you're a drunk bunny
38:57come here
38:58come here
39:03alright
39:22a fake relationship means we can fake sleep together
39:26I don't think it's a great idea
39:27I actually think it's my best idea
39:31well
39:44go to sleep
39:45hey
39:47you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning
39:58happy
40:18you're not gonna die
40:19but I can say
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:08Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh, uh, thanks.
41:27Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:31You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:19Oh, no.
42:21I think I'm losing all my self-control.
42:24If you say I should go.
42:28But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all.
42:30Oh, no.
42:34Oh, no.
42:36Oh, no.
42:38Oh, no.
42:40Oh, no.
42:41Oh, no.
42:42Oh, no.
42:42Oh, no.
42:42Oh, no.
42:43Oh, no.
42:43Oh, no.
42:44Oh, no.
42:44Don't underestimate me.
42:47I can't change your life.
42:50My friends say faking you.
42:52It's just a waste of time.
43:09I mean, I don't even know what to say at this point.
43:16I think I'm losing all my self-control.
43:19If you say I should go.
43:22But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
43:26Give you reason to live
43:29Baby, I think it's for the win
43:33Cut all ties with the old
43:36And I'll give you something to miss
43:39When the good gets harder to hold
43:42Throw it all to the wind
43:45For the wind, for the wind, for the wind
43:50Don't understand me
43:52I'm losing my
43:56Oh, oh, oh no
43:59I think I'm losing all my self-control
44:02If you stay, I should go
44:06But if you don't, I think I'll risk it all
44:20I think I'll risk it all
44:20I think I'll risk it all
44:20I think I'll risk it all
44:20I think I'll risk it all
44:20I think I'll risk it all
44:21I think I'll risk it all
44:22I think I'll risk it all
44:22I think I'll risk it all
44:22I think I'll risk it all
44:22I think I'll risk it all
44:23I think I'll risk it all
44:23I think I'll risk it all
44:24I think I'll risk it all
44:24I think I'll risk it all
44:25I think I'll risk it all
44:27I think I'll risk it all
44:27I think I'll risk it all
44:29I think I'll risk it all
44:32I think I'll risk it all
44:34I think I'll risk it all
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