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Celebrity Bridge of Lies Season 4 Episode 6
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00:00This is Celebrity Bridge of Lies, where winning is simple.
00:05Just step on the truths.
00:07Oh, yes, yes!
00:08Oh, get in!
00:10That is a truth!
00:11Yeah!
00:12And steer clear of the lies.
00:15Oh!
00:17It's a lie!
00:18Come on!
00:19No!
00:19Let's meet the team.
00:23I'm Joe Marler, former rugby player and podcaster.
00:26I'm Jenny McAlpine.
00:28I play fairs in Coronation Street.
00:30I'm Geoff Norcott, comedian.
00:32I'm Jean Johansson, TV presenter.
00:37Welcome, team.
00:38Wow.
00:39Hello, Ross.
00:39Hello, Ross.
00:40Looks like we're in for a real treat tonight.
00:42Is it too early to hit that panic button?
00:44A little bit.
00:45Have you started working out each other's strengths?
00:47Geoff, you used to be a teacher, so you know everything about everything.
00:5120 years out of it.
00:52What do you want to see on the bridge?
00:54Music.
00:55Yeah.
00:55Telly.
00:56EastEnders.
00:56Listen, I would be good at EastEnders.
00:58You should be better at Coronation Street.
01:00Well...
01:00What about you, Joe?
01:01Denzel Washington Films.
01:03That's the only knowledge I really have.
01:05Apart from the fact that you're an international rugby player.
01:08Yeah, but I lied my way through that one, so...
01:11Ah!
01:12Can we have Denzel Washington Films, please?
01:14Jean, surely travel...
01:15Yeah, travel, sunshine, destination...
01:18All about animals, though.
01:20You presented an animal show, didn't you?
01:22Yeah.
01:22All about animals.
01:22Should we get on with it?
01:23Yeah, man.
01:24Let's do it.
01:25All that stands between you and a cash prize tonight are five crossings.
01:29You'll each have to take on the bridge, banking as much money as you possibly can.
01:33Beat the bridge, you earn a place in our vault.
01:36And anyone in there at the end will get to join forces to take on the final crossing.
01:44Are you ready?
01:45Yeah.
01:45Yeah!
01:46Bridge, can you please reveal the opening category?
01:51The first category is...
01:54Names.
01:55Names!
01:56Names?
01:57Well, that's a bit general.
01:58Are we talking proper nouns?
01:59See?
02:00It's your teacher.
02:01Oh!
02:02Names of countries.
02:03Names of places.
02:04It could be...
02:05Or just...
02:05I guess it would be people's names.
02:07Famous people.
02:08It'd be like famous people.
02:09I'm good at remembering names.
02:11There you go.
02:11I think.
02:12Is it Jenny?
02:13I'd have it.
02:14Jenny!
02:15Come and join me on the bridge.
02:17Jenny, do it!
02:18Oh my God!
02:18Do this!
02:26Jenny, welcome to the bridge.
02:28Hey Ross, you okay?
02:30I'm okay, how are you?
02:31Yeah, I'm alright.
02:32I'm a bit scared now I'm up here.
02:34Jenny, look, people mainly know you as Fizz on Coronation Street.
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:4025 years?
02:4125 years is a bit ridiculous, isn't it?
02:43It's a very long time.
02:45Yeah.
02:45I was supposed to be there for five episodes and now it's 25 years later, yeah.
02:50Who would your ultimate guest star be on the street?
02:53Er, Grant Mitchell, of course.
02:55Ha ha ha!
02:56Of course it would.
02:57Well, I'll tell you what, I'd be up for it.
02:59Would you?
03:00Trust me!
03:00Listen, if they're watching this, Ross, it is going to happen.
03:03Never say never in this business.
03:05Right, tell us what charity you are playing for tonight.
03:08I am playing for the Booth Centre in Manchester.
03:11Brilliant.
03:12Right.
03:12You've got five minutes on the clock.
03:15Every correct step is worth £200.
03:18But step on a lie and your money is halved.
03:20Hit three lies and your crossing is over.
03:24There are ten lies on the bridge, but remember there is always a path to safety.
03:30There are also two safety zones where you can stop the clock and reveal a lie.
03:35And in the waiting room, there's a panic bump.
03:38If your teammates press it, they'll send you to the vault with any money you've banked up to that point.
03:44But it can only be used once.
03:47There is also a hotline hidden somewhere.
03:50Step on it and you will have ten seconds to talk to your teammates, which could prove very handy.
03:58Or not.
03:59The category is names, bridge.
04:02What are we looking for?
04:05Famous Joes.
04:07I definitely know one.
04:08Okay.
04:09There's a few.
04:10So we are looking for famous people or things with Joe, Joseph or Joey in their name.
04:19Lies are known by completely different names.
04:23Got it.
04:24Your five minutes starts now.
04:29Friends character played by Matt LeBlanc, lead singer of rock band Bon Jovi.
04:35Well, he's called Joey and he's called John Bon Jovi, so Joey.
04:39Truth or lie?
04:40Here we go.
04:40That is a truth.
04:42That opens up.
04:43Soviet leader with surname Stalin.
04:46Taui star with the catchphrase, Reem.
04:49I don't know this Taui person.
04:52Joey Essex.
04:53Yes.
04:53But this is Joseph Stalin.
04:56Right.
04:57So I think...
04:58Truth or lie?
04:58It's true.
04:59That is a truth.
05:01That opens up.
05:02Penn Badgley's character in Netflix's You.
05:05Highest charting UK single for rednecks.
05:10What an angel.
05:10Yeah.
05:11I don't know the answer.
05:12I don't know any of these.
05:14Oh my...
05:15You've got time.
05:16You've got time.
05:17Penn Badgley's character in Netflix's You.
05:21I might be one of the only people who's not watched that.
05:25Highest charting UK single.
05:28Have I heard of a...
05:28Four minutes remaining.
05:29Have I heard of a song?
05:31Whoa!
05:32Remember, we're looking for famous Joes.
05:35Okay.
05:36So...
05:37Might...
05:37Who doesn't look like a angel?
05:40Yeah.
05:40So could these both be true?
05:42Yes, they're both true.
05:43Can you have two rights next to each other?
05:45Yeah, you can have two rights.
05:46Truth or lie?
05:49That's Joey Essex.
05:50It opens up.
05:51Joey Essex, breathe!
05:52Oscar-nominated Fiennes, brother.
05:55US naval slang for a cup of coffee.
06:00So, obviously, there is a Joseph Fiennes.
06:03Ralph Fiennes.
06:04Joseph Fiennes.
06:05Brother.
06:06Joseph Fiennes.
06:08Oscar.
06:10Okay, we'll go for it.
06:11Truth or lie?
06:13Ah!
06:15It's Ray Fiennes, sorry.
06:17Okay, nothing's going to open up, so look around.
06:20Where are you going to go?
06:24Highest charting...
06:25Oh, my goodness.
06:27Highest charting UK...
06:28Three minutes remaining.
06:29...for rednecks US naval slang for a cup of coffee.
06:33Cup of Joe.
06:37Uh...
06:37Okay, I'm going to go for it.
06:39Truth or lie?
06:41Yes, cod and I joke.
06:42Well done.
06:42Yeah, good.
06:43That opens up the hotline and then played Mickey Miller in EastEnders.
06:47I know this one.
06:48Played Mickey Miller in EastEnders, Joe Swash.
06:50Definite.
06:51Truth or lie?
06:53That is the truth.
06:54That opens up.
06:56Played Wet Bandit Harry in Home Alone.
06:58Lloyd Webber musical with the song Hosanna.
07:01Played Tom in 500 Days of Summer.
07:05And you've got the hotline.
07:07Harry.
07:07Well, Joe Pesci, which one was he?
07:10Um...
07:11Harry and...
07:12Remember the other.
07:14Joe Pesci.
07:16Go for it.
07:16Truth or lie?
07:18That is the truth.
07:20That opens up.
07:20Smashing this.
07:21Author of Catch 22, the Jonas brother with the UK hit Jealous,
07:27Gerry Anderson series about a brainy nine-year-old.
07:32Joe Jonas.
07:33I think I'm going to go with Joe Jonas.
07:35And you've got the hotline behind you.
07:37Uh, should I have a hotline?
07:39It's up to you.
07:39Ah!
07:40Speak to the team.
07:41Let me speak to the team.
07:42That opens up the 44th US president.
07:46Your hotline is open.
07:48Okay.
07:49We do not think it is the 44th president.
07:51No, because he's 45.
07:52Joe Jonas.
07:52No, we don't think it is.
07:53The only one that we'll...
07:54Joe Jonas, brother.
07:55It's the one we're most...
07:56Joe Jonas.
07:57Should we go for it?
07:58Okay.
07:59Truth or lie?
08:02Oh!
08:03It's Nick Jonas.
08:05That wasn't very helpful.
08:06If nothing else is going to open up,
08:08where are you going to go?
08:09Remember, we're looking for famous Joes.
08:12Um, we'll have to go here.
08:14I don't...
08:14Harry Anderson series might bring...
08:15Truth or lie?
08:17That's Joe 90.
08:19That opens up.
08:20FBI director J. Edgar Hoover.
08:23Baseball legend, the Yankee Clipper.
08:26Reality star known as Super Nanny.
08:29She's called Joe Frost.
08:30Truth or lie?
08:31Truth.
08:31One minute.
08:32That is the truth.
08:33That opens up.
08:34Engineer who designed London sewers.
08:36Author J. R. R. Tolkien.
08:39Founder of the Mormon church.
08:42I think it might be Joe DiMaggio, the baseball.
08:44You've got under a minute.
08:46Founder of the Mormon church.
08:47I think that was a Joseph.
08:48Truth or lie?
08:50Yes.
08:50Joseph Smith.
08:51That opens up the safety zone.
08:53Stop the clock.
08:53Safety.
08:54That also opens up first winner of the X Factor.
08:57All right, Jenny.
08:58Huh?
08:59Heading in the wrong direction.
09:01Oh, the time.
09:02I've not got much time.
09:04All right, Bridge, please reveal a lie.
09:09That's Jesus Christ Superstar, not Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
09:15Your time starts now.
09:17Oh, I have to go.
09:19I don't know if he was Joseph, but let's go for it.
09:21Truth or lie?
09:23Ah!
09:24It was John Edgar Hoover.
09:26Three lies, I'm afraid.
09:28Oh, no!
09:29Let's take a look at the bridge.
09:34Here are the truths that you missed.
09:36U.S. Naval slang for a cup of coffee is a cup of Joe.
09:40Oh.
09:41Penn Badgley's character is Joe Goldberg.
09:46Joseph Gordon-Levitt starred in 500 Days of Summer.
09:52Catch 22, a brilliant book, was written by Joseph Heller.
09:57Joe DiMaggio...
09:58Oh, right!
09:59...was the Yankee Clipper.
10:01I think he married Marilyn Monroe.
10:02I would have known that bit.
10:04And Joseph Bazalgette was the engineer of the London Sewers.
10:12So, Jenny, with three lies, it means you are out of the game.
10:17Unless your teammates press that panic button.
10:21Shall we find out?
10:22Well, I mean...
10:22I mean, they might have seen I was panicking.
10:25Joe, Jean, Jeff, tough crossing.
10:28Yeah.
10:29But she was so good at general knowledge that we sort of felt she's got this.
10:34So, the question has to be, did you or did you not press that panic button?
10:40We did!
10:41We did!
10:43We need you, Jenny.
10:45Let's see where you were when they pressed that panic button.
10:50Truth or lie?
10:52Oh, okay.
10:53Go safety.
10:54Go safety.
10:58Jenny, they hit it when you had £1,050 in the bank.
11:05So, please, make your way to the vault.
11:15Joe, Jean, Jeff, really good news of the panic button.
11:20Should we get on with it?
11:21Yep.
11:21Yeah.
11:22Bridge, please reveal the second category.
11:25The second category is words.
11:29Words.
11:31Jeff, what did you used to teach?
11:32I used to teach English.
11:33Oh, Jeff, come on.
11:35I nominate you for that.
11:37That involves words.
11:38That does, yeah.
11:39We need no more information.
11:40Jeff, words.
11:41Jeff, come and join me on the bridge.
11:44Words.
11:45Yes, Jeff, you got words.
11:46Yeah, yeah.
11:53Jeff.
11:54Hello, boss.
11:55Hello, mate.
11:56Welcome.
11:57Jeff, you were a teacher.
11:58I was, yeah.
11:59You turned to stand-up.
12:00Was there a particular moment when you said, I'm going to have to swap the classroom for comedy?
12:07Yeah, I think it was when I was teaching this class and then, basically, I woke up.
12:11And I'd done a late-night gig and they were all staring at me.
12:14I said, what just happened?
12:15They said, you were asleep.
12:16I said, how long was I out for?
12:18They said, 10 minutes.
12:20I said, what did you do?
12:21They said, well, we just waited for you to wake up.
12:23And that was when I lost respect for them.
12:25They should be writing on your face, you mean.
12:26Well, yeah, come on.
12:27What's happening with kids these days?
12:29Tell us what charity you're playing for tonight.
12:31It's the Association for Male Health and Well-Being.
12:34Brilliant.
12:34Okay.
12:35The category is words.
12:38Bridge.
12:39What are we looking for?
12:42Words invented by Roald Dahl.
12:44We are looking for words that were originally coined by Roald Dahl.
12:50Lies are words first used by other writers.
12:55Do you like your Roald Dahl?
12:56I don't know much about Roald Dahl.
12:58And the even worse news is my son loves him.
13:01So there's a lot of stake here.
13:02Yeah, my kids love him as well.
13:04All right.
13:04Remember, step on the answers that you think are truths to bank £200.
13:09And please steer clear of those lies.
13:13Are you ready, Geoff?
13:15Yes.
13:16Your five minutes starts now.
13:22Snozzberry Heffalump.
13:23Okay, I'm pretty sure this is from the BFG.
13:27Truth or lie?
13:29That's a fruit from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
13:32that opens up factoid and lick swishy.
13:36Factoid sounds like something a millennial will say in an ironic way.
13:40A bit of a factoid.
13:41I think it's a lickwishy.
13:42Truth or lie?
13:43That means gloriously delicious from the BFG.
13:48That opens up frobscottle, ronsible and catasterous.
13:55Instinctively, that sounds like a Roald Dahl word.
13:58Catasterous.
13:59Something...
14:01Something's drawing me over there.
14:03I'm just going to go with my instinct.
14:04Truth or lie?
14:06That means a bad situation that opens up frumpet.
14:10Sounds like a Victorian insult.
14:12This is so hard.
14:14Maybe I should go back this way because I think frobscottle,
14:17it does sound Dahlian, Dahl-esque.
14:19Four minutes remaining.
14:21Truth or lie?
14:23That's a green fizzy drink from the BFG.
14:27That opens up bibble, biff squiggled and polluthered.
14:32Biff squiggled?
14:34Remember, we're looking for words invented by Roald Dahl.
14:37These both sound like words for getting drunk,
14:40absolutely polluthered, or biff squiggled.
14:43I love these words.
14:44Again, I shouldn't have ignored what seems like it should be.
14:47That sounds like a Roald Dahl word, so I'm going to stand there.
14:50Truth or lie?
14:52It means confused.
14:54Yeah, okay.
14:54That opens up with C, a lithiometer.
14:58Lithiomy, it sounds like something you don't want of the doctors.
15:00He is good with words.
15:01So I'm going to go with C.
15:02Truth or lie?
15:02With C.
15:04That means always moving.
15:06That opens up the safety zone.
15:07Stop the clock.
15:09Jeff, you're doing really well.
15:10Okay, Bridge, please reveal a lie.
15:15A lithiometer is from Philip Pullman's Dark Materials,
15:18those books that were set in Oxford.
15:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
15:21Jeff, your time starts now.
15:24Where are you going to go?
15:26I'm going to go squishes.
15:30It feels...
15:31Truth or lie?
15:32Dahlian.
15:32Three minutes remaining.
15:33It means easy to squish.
15:35That opens up.
15:38Exuncly, Jabberwocky and Fizzwhizzing.
15:41I want to go forward.
15:42I think that is one.
15:43I've heard of Jabberwocky, but was it Roald Dahl?
15:46Jabberwocky, is that a story?
15:47I can't remember if that's a story of his or not.
15:50Um, okay.
15:53Truth or lie?
15:55It's a lie.
15:56It's a poem by Lewis Carroll.
15:58You've halved your money.
15:59Okay, I'm going to go Fizzwhizzing.
16:01Truth or lie?
16:03Good, Dan.
16:04That means excellent or splendid.
16:05That opens up.
16:07Froth-bungling, inky bookie and the hotline.
16:11Oh.
16:11Don't come to us, Jay.
16:12Don't come to us.
16:13Okay, sticking with the just does it sound like something...
16:16Truth or lie?
16:18That means mad or crazy.
16:20Yeah, good.
16:24Podsnappery, trogglehumper and grok.
16:26Okay, that sounds like something in the podcast industry...
16:29Truth or lie?
16:29...Darlian.
16:31Yeah, good.
16:32This is good, Jay.
16:33That means worst nightmare from the BFG.
16:35That opens up proghopper.
16:37You've got time.
16:40Proghopper.
16:43Podsnappery.
16:44Remember, we're looking for words invented by Roald Dahl.
16:48I think it is proghopper.
16:49Podsnappery.
16:53Proghopper.
16:53Truth or lie?
16:55Nice.
16:56That's an imaginary creature that opens up.
17:00Flavory, savoury...
17:01Sozimus.
17:02That sounds...
17:02Sozimus.
17:03That sounds...
17:04Truth or lie?
17:06That is a truth!
17:08Yes!
17:10Sozimus is what dreams are made of.
17:12And you have just had a dream crossing.
17:16Yeah.
17:16Exactly.
17:1712 truths, one lie.
17:20Here are the truths that you miss.
17:22Bibble is a soft, gurgling sound from James and the Giant Peach.
17:28Frumpet means old and unattractive from the Twits.
17:32Inky bookie is an inky, papery taste from the BFG.
17:37Exunctly means you agree.
17:39And flavory, savoury means sweet and delicious from the giraffe, the peli and me.
17:47Jeff, you've made it across with £1,700.
17:54So please make your way to the vault.
17:58Thank you, Ross.
18:04Let's go to the vault and give Jenny the news.
18:08Jenny, Jeff just made it across and he joins you with £1,700.
18:14Oh, Jeff!
18:15Thanks.
18:16Good to see you again.
18:17Well done!
18:18Hi.
18:19Joe, Jean, hello.
18:23Hello.
18:23Not too bad.
18:25Really good.
18:26£2,750.
18:28Mega.
18:29Two people in the vault.
18:30He was amazing.
18:31Shall we get on with it?
18:33Yes.
18:34Bridge, can you please reveal the third category?
18:39The third category is music.
18:43Music.
18:43Oh, OK.
18:45I like music.
18:47I like music.
18:47What music do you like?
18:48Pop, jazz, rock, everything.
18:51What do you like?
18:52Paul Simon.
18:53I'm doing music.
18:54OK.
18:55Jean, come and join me on the bridge.
18:58Do it.
18:59You got this.
19:07Jean.
19:08Hello.
19:09How are you?
19:10Nervous.
19:11Excited.
19:12Yeah, all those things can help you get across the bridge.
19:15So, on a place in the sun, you help people find their dream homes.
19:19Yeah.
19:20Sounds like a pretty amazing job.
19:21I've got to say, it's one of the best in the business.
19:23Sun, beaches, properties, it's great.
19:26Are you telling me that the Spanish coast is virtually your office?
19:29Well, it is, yeah.
19:30Sort of get up, have a little drink on the beach,
19:33we get our cameras out, we have lots of fun.
19:36It's a great gig.
19:37Please tell us what charity you're playing for tonight.
19:39My charity is Homestart, Renfrewshire and Inverclyde.
19:43Love it.
19:44OK.
19:45The category is music, bridge.
19:48What are we looking for?
19:50Hello and goodbye songs.
19:53We are looking for the titles of UK top 40 singles
19:58that are missing the words hello, hi, goodbye or bye.
20:06Lies do not contain these words.
20:08OK.
20:10Your five minutes starts now.
20:15Something, my lover, James Blunt, I just called to say something, Stevie Wonder.
20:22This is goodbye, my lover, so that is a truth.
20:26Truth or lie?
20:28It is a truth that opens up something, Yellow Brick Road, Elton John.
20:34Say something, wave something, soft sell.
20:39Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road.
20:41Love that one by Elton John.
20:42I'm sure that's a truth.
20:44Truth or lie?
20:45That is a truth that opens up something, Mr A, the Hoosiers.
20:52The power of something, Jennifer Rush.
20:56Now, I think that's the power of love by Jennifer Rush.
21:00I don't know this song, The Hoosiers.
21:02Hello, Mr A.
21:03Goodbye, Mr A.
21:04Remember, we're looking for hello and goodbye songs.
21:08Say, wave.
21:11Say hello, wave goodbye.
21:13That would make sense, wouldn't it?
21:14Yeah, jump on it, Jean.
21:16Go for it.
21:17Oh, gosh.
21:18I'm going to go for it.
21:19Truth or lie?
21:20A truth.
21:21Make it a truth, make it a truth.
21:22Yes!
21:22That was absolutely right.
21:24That opens up the hotline.
21:25And it opens up.
21:26Time to say something, Brightman and Bocelli.
21:30Time to say goodbye.
21:31Definitely.
21:32Right, I want to talk to my pal.
21:33Can I go to the hotline?
21:34Right, OK.
21:35That opens up.
21:37Something Dolly, Louis Armstrong.
21:39Something you again, Wiz Khalifa.
21:42Something sunshine, super furry animals.
21:45Your hotline is open.
21:47Jean, what have you done?
21:48Don't come to me.
21:50You said you like music.
21:51Hello, hello, Dolly.
21:53It's going to be hello, Dolly.
21:55Or hi, Dolly.
21:55Hi, Dolly.
21:56That's from a musical, but did Louis Armstrong do it?
21:59OK, where are you going to go?
22:01I'm going to put this on, Joe.
22:04Here we go.
22:04Truth or lie?
22:06It is hello, Dolly.
22:08Yeah, you're welcome.
22:09It opens up.
22:10Never say something, Bon Jovi.
22:13Something come back.
22:14Three minutes for me.
22:14Pat O'Banton.
22:16Something I love you, the doors.
22:19It's not that.
22:19That's baby come back by Pat O'Banton.
22:21Never say hello, hi, goodbye.
22:24Or hello, I love you, the doors.
22:27Never say goodbye.
22:29That's, or I can go this way.
22:31That's see you again.
22:32I'm going to go for this one.
22:34Truth or lie?
22:36Please be a truth.
22:36It's never say goodbye that opens up.
22:38Good luck something, Chapel Rowan.
22:41Everyone says something, David Bowie.
22:45Can I skip over to that safety zone?
22:47No, sadly.
22:48OK.
22:49Good luck.
22:50Oh, I don't know Chapel Rowan, David, but everyone says hello.
22:53Everyone says goodbye.
22:55That would make sense.
22:56Yeah.
22:57I'm going to go with this one.
22:58Truth or lie?
22:59Oh!
23:00It's everyone says hi.
23:01It opens up the safety zone.
23:03Give me a break.
23:04Stop the clock.
23:04It also opens up.
23:06Kiss me something, Dolly.
23:08Doja Cat something, something love.
23:11The Everly Brothers.
23:13Bridge, please reveal a lie.
23:17That's Kiss Me More by Doja Cat.
23:20Jean, your time starts now.
23:23Right, I can even go to the Everly Brothers,
23:25or I can go back round to the doors, can I?
23:27Yeah.
23:28Oh, yeah.
23:31I'm going to go to the Everly Brothers.
23:32Truth or lie?
23:33Please reveal a truth.
23:34That is the truth.
23:35Bye-bye, love.
23:36Yes.
23:37It opens up.
23:38Something happiness, the drifters.
23:40Something hooray, Alice Cooper.
23:43Too good at something, Sam Smith.
23:46Yeah, it is too good at goodbyes.
23:49Too good at goodbyes by Sam Smith.
23:51Truth or lie?
23:52That is a truth.
23:54That opens up something love, Leona Lewis.
23:57No good something, girls allowed.
24:00Bleeding love.
24:01No, that's bleeding love.
24:02Remember, we're looking for hello and goodbye songs.
24:05No good advice, bleeding love.
24:08This has got to be one of these two.
24:10Goodbye, hooray, hello, hooray.
24:12Goodbye, happiness, hello, happiness.
24:14I said goodbye to happiness years ago.
24:18Oh, I don't know these two songs.
24:19I'm going to go for Alice Cooper.
24:21Truth or lie?
24:23Hello, hooray, that opens up.
24:25Something to my family, the cranberries,
24:28the long something, Ronan Keating.
24:30Sure, that's a Ronan ballad, the long goodbye.
24:33I am sure of it, I'm sure of it.
24:36Truth or lie?
24:37It is the long goodbye that opens up
24:40every time we say something simply red,
24:44something with a smile, Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars,
24:48something mudder, something fudder, Alan Sherman.
24:54You've got a 50-50 in front of you.
24:57Every time we say goodbye,
24:58you don't want to half your money.
25:01I love a bit of Mick Hucknall.
25:02Oh, I'm sure this is every time we say goodbye.
25:05I don't want to half my money, though.
25:07Truth or lie?
25:09It is every time we say goodbye.
25:12Yes!
25:14£2,200, Jean.
25:1711 truths, no lies.
25:21Here are the truths that you missed.
25:23Time to say goodbye.
25:25Goodbye, Mr A.
25:27Hello, sunshine.
25:29Hello, I love you.
25:30Hello, happiness.
25:32And it's hello, mudder.
25:34Hello, fudder.
25:35There you go.
25:37You have made it across with £2,200.
25:43Please make your way to the vault.
25:52Let's go to the vault and give Jenny and Jeff the news.
25:58So, guys, Jean just made it across
26:01and she joins you with £2,200.
26:06Amazing, Jean!
26:08Congratulations, nailed it.
26:08Well done.
26:11Hello, Joe.
26:12Hello, Ross.
26:15£4,950 in the bank.
26:17It's mega.
26:18It is mega.
26:19Well played to them.
26:20Let them just go do the final then.
26:21Don't worry about this bit.
26:22No, we need you in there with some more money.
26:25Yes.
26:25Let's see if we can get you across.
26:27Bridge, please reveal the final category.
26:31The fourth category is tools.
26:35Tools.
26:36Can we make a decision on who's going to take this category or...?
26:41Looks like it's going to be you.
26:42And as you are the last person,
26:45the bridge is going to double your money,
26:47so each correct step is now worth £400.
26:52Mega.
26:52Joe, come and join me on the bridge.
26:55OK.
27:04Joe, welcome to the bridge.
27:06Thank you for having me.
27:07Thank you for being here.
27:09Mate, England legend, over 80 caps, is it?
27:12Yeah, not a single point scored, though.
27:15How many premiership titles?
27:17Just the two.
27:18For Quinns?
27:18For Quinns, yeah.
27:20Three Six-Nation wins?
27:21Three Six-Nation.
27:22And a World Cup final.
27:24What are you most proud of, of all those achievements?
27:26I think I'm proud of my wife and kids, actually.
27:30Very good answer.
27:31They're the ones that I am most proud of.
27:33So rugby legend to traitor's legend,
27:36did you ever see yourself becoming a nation's favourite like that?
27:39I was just so zoned in on wanting to win.
27:42I just forgot about anything on the outside and was like, I just want to win this.
27:46So, Joe, tell us what charity you're playing for tonight, please.
27:49My charity is Calm, Campaign Against Living Miserably.
27:53Brilliant.
27:53The category is tools.
27:55Bridge, what are we looking for?
27:59Things on a Swiss Army knife.
28:02Oh.
28:02We are looking for tools found on the world's largest Swiss Army knife.
28:08The Wenger Giant.
28:11OK.
28:11Lies are tools that are not found on this knife.
28:15Right.
28:16Your five minutes starts now.
28:20OK.
28:21Hammer, Phillips head screwdriver.
28:23I've never seen a hammer on a Swiss Army knife.
28:26Truth or lie?
28:28That is a truth.
28:29That opens up compass and USB charger.
28:33What?
28:34No.
28:36I've not seen either.
28:37Is this a trick?
28:39No trick steps.
28:41In fact, if it's a modern one,
28:43Swiss Army, let's go with the USB charger.
28:46Truth or lie?
28:48That's a lie, mate.
28:50OK, nothing else is going to open up.
28:53So back here, then.
28:56Well, it's going to be compass because it's not a hammer.
28:58Truth or lie?
29:01That is a truth.
29:02That opens up can opener, cheese grater, nail cleaner.
29:07Nail cleaner?
29:08Remember, we're looking for things on a Swiss Army knife.
29:12There's got to be a can opener
29:13because sometimes you want to eat some tuna in that when you're out.
29:16Truth or lie?
29:17That is a truth.
29:19That opens up nail file.
29:21Definitely a nail file.
29:22Use that a lot, actually.
29:23Truth or lie?
29:25That is a truth.
29:26That opens up corkscrew and Allen wrench.
29:30Allen's wrench.
29:31It's a corkscrew.
29:33Truth or lie?
29:34That is a truth.
29:36That opens up the safety zone
29:37and it opens up magnifying glass.
29:39Huge.
29:40We stopped the clock.
29:42As soon as you stepped on that.
29:43Yeah.
29:43So, bridge, please reveal a lie.
29:48Yeah, good.
29:50No cheese grater.
29:51No, they should add that.
29:53You know, I want a bit of cheese on your meal.
29:55Right.
29:56Your time starts now.
29:58Okay, so I'm not going to go back.
30:00I think there's bound to be a magnifying glass.
30:02Truth or lie?
30:04That is a truth.
30:06That opens up flashlight, thimble, straight edge ruler.
30:11We're going to avoid that one because of the USB.
30:13Not a thimble.
30:15Straight edge ruler.
30:16You need that in case you're marking stuff.
30:18There must be.
30:19Truth or lie?
30:21That is a truth.
30:23That opens up tyre tread gauge, FM radio and wire cutter.
30:29Oh.
30:31But there might be.
30:32Why would you have a tyre?
30:33Yeah, you do, because in case you break down,
30:35but then I'm...
30:36We're going to go with the tyre tread gauge.
30:38Truth or lie?
30:40That is a truth.
30:41That opens up dental floss, fish scaler, pencil sharpener.
30:47Not needed.
30:49Don't need the pencil sharpener.
30:51Dental floss, I often do need that
30:53because of the tuna and the cheese that we've had
30:54when we're out camping.
30:56But you also use a knife when you're fishing.
30:59Do I want to scale it?
31:00I'm going to go...
31:02Is it a flosser or is it a picker?
31:06Oh, I'm actually going to go with floss.
31:09Truth or lie?
31:11It's a lie, you've halved your money.
31:13Remember, we're looking for things
31:15on the world's largest Swiss army knife.
31:18It's got to be fish scaler.
31:21Unless a pencil sharpener...
31:23Oh.
31:25Truth or lie?
31:27That is a truth.
31:29That opens up.
31:30Springless scissors, hair comb, wire bender.
31:35You can't afford another lie now, Joe,
31:37and you've got loads of time.
31:39Springless scissors?
31:40Two minutes remaining.
31:42But the scissors, I think, I've used
31:44do have a small spring in.
31:46It's a springless scissor.
31:49Er, hair comb.
31:53There's definitely going to be some scissors in there.
31:56There must be.
32:01For some reason, I think that there's a little thing
32:03that says springless.
32:04There's a little spring in it,
32:06but wire bender, there's no point.
32:08You want to cut something.
32:09You don't really want to bend wire out there.
32:11It's not arts and crafts, is it?
32:12It's survival.
32:14You know?
32:15We're going to go with scissors.
32:17Truth or lie?
32:19That is the truth.
32:21That opens up divot repair tool,
32:26shoehorn or cigar cutter.
32:29OK.
32:30You've got a 50-50 there.
32:32You've got over a minute.
32:36Did you ever use a Swiss Army knife?
32:38I did, mate.
32:39Yeah, OK.
32:40One minute remaining.
32:43Did you ever need to put a shoehorn down
32:46with your little knife?
32:47I don't think it's big enough.
32:50And then occasionally,
32:52if you're eating your cheese and your tuna
32:54whilst you're out fishing,
32:55you might want to enjoy a cigar,
32:57so it probably marries up.
33:01I'm going to go...
33:04I'm going to go cigar cutter.
33:07Truth or lie?
33:10Brilliant, you.
33:11Yes.
33:12I'm so glad you stepped on that.
33:1511 truths, two lies.
33:17Let's take a look at the bridge.
33:19There are 87 tools on this Swiss Army knife,
33:23and they do include a nail cleaner,
33:26a wire cutter,
33:28an Allen wrench,
33:29a flashlight,
33:31a divot repair tool,
33:32and even a wire bender.
33:36Joe, you made it across with £2,700.
33:41Let's go and chat with the team in the vault.
33:45So, unfortunately,
33:47Joe didn't get Denzel Washington films.
33:50No.
33:51But he did just make it across
33:54with £2,700.
33:56Yes!
33:57Come and join me for the final crossing.
34:00Amazing.
34:00Amazing.
34:01Amazing.
34:01Oh, my goodness.
34:08Welcome back.
34:09You have made it here.
34:12Whoa.
34:13With £7,650.
34:16Yes.
34:17Now, you face the final crossing,
34:19and you're playing this one as a team.
34:21Remember, only one of you needs to make it across
34:24to bank the money.
34:26But before we start,
34:28the bridge has an offer.
34:32You could sell a player
34:34and double your money to £15,300,
34:40which is a lot of money.
34:42So, what's it going to be?
34:43Happy to be sold.
34:44I think you've got it.
34:46We can't sell you, Joe.
34:47Can't sell you.
34:48No, no.
34:48So, you're sticking, right?
34:50Stick.
34:50Yeah.
34:51Yeah?
34:51Right.
34:52Let's play the final crossing.
34:54You're playing as a team
34:56so you can confer as much as you like.
34:59You'll face one row at a time.
35:01There is only one true statement on each row.
35:04The timer starts
35:06when I finish reading the last statement.
35:08Make sure that you're on a step
35:10before the wave hits.
35:11If you're not, you're out of the game,
35:13and the next player will take over.
35:17Now, please put yourself in the order
35:19you'd like to play.
35:21OK.
35:22Right, Jenny.
35:22Up as it way.
35:23That way, OK.
35:24Like this way.
35:25Got it, yeah.
35:26OK.
35:26Jenny, come and join me on the bridge.
35:29OK.
35:30Jenny.
35:35Jenny.
35:36Welcome to the final crossing.
35:38Well, thank you, Ross.
35:40Bridge, please reveal the first row.
35:45Starbucks branches in the UK are called Star Pound's.
35:51Houdini and Levitating were hit singles for Dua Lipa.
36:14I literally feel like I'm levitating right now.
36:17Is that a truth?
36:20Or is that a lie?
36:26It is a truth.
36:28Well played.
36:29Easy.
36:30Easy.
36:30Bridge, please reveal the next row.
36:34Judith Kerr's character Mog is a dog.
36:37Dick Turpin was a Victorian poet.
36:40In the Barbie film, Rob Brydon plays Sugar Daddy Ken.
36:45A cut crease is a move in skateboarding.
36:49I don't know that.
36:50Mog is a cat, definitely.
36:52That's not right.
36:53It comes the way.
36:54Is Rob Brydon in that?
36:54We don't know about Rob Brydon.
36:56You've got strong instincts.
36:57He wasn't in Barbie.
36:58A cut crease is a move in skateboarding.
37:00Feels like one of those two.
37:01He's not in Barbie, Rob Brydon, is he?
37:03Hang on, Judith.
37:04Wait, Joey's a cat.
37:05Before you step.
37:06Is this?
37:06Bog is a cat.
37:07You think it's wrong, June?
37:08I don't know, hon.
37:10Jenny, you have stepped on a cut crease is a move in skateboarding.
37:16Is that a truth or is that a lie?
37:25Oh!
37:27It's a lie, I'm afraid.
37:28A cut crease is an eye shadow technique.
37:31Is it?
37:32I'm afraid you have been beaten by the bridge.
37:35Thank you for playing.
37:36Oh!
37:37Joe, come and join me on the bridge.
37:38Go on, Joe.
37:39Jenny, two bum stairs.
37:41Joe, welcome to the final crossing.
37:44Thanks.
37:44Bridge, please reveal the remaining statements.
37:49I mean, it's not the middle one, is it?
37:50Dick Turpin, wasn't it?
37:51Dick Turpin.
37:52He was a highwayman.
37:53It comes the way.
37:54Should we maybe not question ourselves?
37:56Mog, dog, it rhymes.
37:57Kids' books, always, the character's always right.
37:59Mog.
38:00Weren't they on a broomstick?
38:02Isn't it?
38:02Mog is a dog, but it does sound like a cat, but then...
38:05Okay.
38:06Are we ruling out...
38:07If you have an instinct, go now, because we're not 100%.
38:10We'll just go with Mog is a dog.
38:13Joe, you have stepped on Judith Kerr's character Mog is a dog.
38:19Is that a truth or is that a lie?
38:27It is a lie.
38:29Yeah, we knew, didn't we?
38:29It's a cat.
38:30We knew.
38:31Joe, thank you for playing.
38:33Thank you, Ross.
38:34Jeff, come and join me on the bridge.
38:36Jeff, we've got to get to the end.
38:38We've got to.
38:40Jeff.
38:41Yes.
38:42Welcome to the final crossing.
38:43Put on the glasses of knowledge.
38:45Let's see if you can find the truths then, my friend.
38:49Bridge, please reveal the remaining statements.
38:54I feel like he's definitely a highwayman.
38:57It's got to be...
38:58Yeah, Dick Turpin is a highwayman.
38:59Yeah, yeah, go.
39:01Jeff.
39:01Hmm.
39:02You have stepped on.
39:03Yeah.
39:04In the Barbie film, Rob Brydon plays Sugar Daddy Ken.
39:09Is that a truth or is that a lie?
39:17It is a truth.
39:19Well done, Jeff.
39:21Only four rows left.
39:23Say only.
39:24Bridge, please reveal the next row.
39:29The River Shannon runs through Dublin.
39:32Composer Benjamin Britton was British.
39:36Manchester City won the first Premier League title.
39:40It comes the way.
39:41I feel like that's the Liffey.
39:43I feel like that is the...
39:46I don't think it's that.
39:47I'm pretty sure in 92, 93, it was that team with Giggs and Robson and so on.
39:52I feel like it's this.
39:53Giggs from Man City.
39:54Yeah, OK.
39:58Jeff, you said what team?
40:01Oh, I didn't look.
40:03It's Man City, isn't it?
40:04Jeff, you have stepped on.
40:07Manchester City won the first Premier League title.
40:12Is that a truth or is that a lie?
40:20It's a lie, my friend.
40:22It was Man United.
40:24Oh, my God.
40:25Well, at least the glasses helped.
40:26Yeah, thank you for playing.
40:29Jean.
40:30I can't do this.
40:31Come and join me.
40:35This feels like the bridge of doom now, all of a sudden.
40:38Jean, welcome to the final crossing.
40:41Bridge, please reveal the remaining statements.
40:46Here comes the wave.
40:48Does Dublin have water?
40:50I've been once.
40:52I feel like...
40:56Composer Benjamin Britten was British.
40:59The wave's coming.
41:00I'm going to go for this.
41:02Sorry, guys.
41:02Sorry if this is wrong.
41:04I have no idea.
41:05Jean, you have stepped on.
41:07The composer Benjamin Britten was British.
41:11Is that a truth?
41:13Or is that a lie?
41:19It is a truth.
41:22Looks so far away, that money.
41:24It looks far away, but it can be done.
41:27Bridge, please reveal the next row.
41:31The rhinoceros is the heaviest living land animal.
41:36The Masters Golf Tournament takes place at St Andrews.
41:42The Hermes logo features a horse and carriage.
41:49George VI was king before Edward VIII.
41:55Masters, I think that's played in Augusta.
41:58I don't think that's the Hermes logo.
42:01That could be a trick question.
42:02I need my team-mates.
42:04It comes the wave.
42:05You're going to have to make a step at some point.
42:06Could it be the rhinoceros?
42:09That seems like the most logical one to me.
42:12I don't want to lose this money.
42:17Jean, you have stepped on.
42:21The rhinoceros is the heaviest living land animal.
42:26To stay in the game, is that a truth or is that a lie?
42:38It's a lie, I'm afraid.
42:41I can't believe it.
42:42The heaviest land animal is the African bush elephant.
42:47Elephant, of course it is.
42:48Of course it is.
42:49The Hermes logo features a horse and a carriage.
42:54I'm gutted, Ross.
42:56I'm gutted.
42:56Sadly, you have been beaten by the bridge, but we can't let you go away empty-handed.
43:02So the bridge will donate £1,000 to your charities.
43:06Thank you for playing.
43:12So close and yet so far.
43:16Please join us again next time when another team will take on the bridge of life.
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